The 2015 TiBB Lounge™: Part 2 – The Rose Garden

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the voice is trash

[LukeB]

the voice is trash

Ikr

[Udanax]

~~~~INSPIRATIONAL CHER TWEET OF THE DAY~~~~

http://i.imgur.com/fBfS0S1.png

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moving on

[Liam-]

Cher's messiness gives me life

[Shaun]

cher is not messy, we are just all not on her level

[Ramsay]

which cher we talking about?

[Liam-]

The good Cher

[Udanax]

the original.

[Shaun]

Cher, not Chernobyl

[Udanax]

Chernobyl :joker: :joker:

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i hate sam smith so much and i have no idea why :worry:

[Jay.]

he's the epitome of ****ty pop music and literally has the most overplayed song(s) on Radio 1. His face also pisses me off.

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he's the epitome of ****ty pop music and literally has the most overplayed song(s) on Radio 1. His face also pisses me off

:joker:

same tho

[Jay.]

sorry i've just woken up from an hour long nap and i am drenched in sweat, and i could just slap his stupid face its making me so annoyed scott i feel so angry why lmao

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lmao

did you get takeaway princess

[Smithy]

Why were you sweating during a nap that is not something that you should sweat while doing D:

[Jay.]

the heating was on and i was so tired i was in bed with my coat, jumper and t shirt i couldn't help it :worry:

yes :( but i'm trying to forget about it but i have that presentation monday morning so i'm going to have a day off of my diet tomorrow because i need to prepare for it

[Lee.]

he's the epitome of ****ty pop music and literally has the most overplayed song(s) on Radio 1. His face also pisses me off.

Same! He's EVERYWHERE too :mad:

[Jake.]

the heating was on and i was so tired i was in bed with my coat, jumper and t shirt i couldn't help it :worry:


what

[Shaun]

yeah i agree re: the smith hate (although i don't really hate him, he just bores me and gets a disproportionate amount of love) (also Money on My Mind was cynical af) (and also really shrill and unbearable)

I think he's best sticking to guest-vocalist on dance singles tbh.

[Doogle]

First day of working went well hooray

[Jay.]

what

do not judge me i went to sleep at like 4 last night and got woken up at 8 to help my cousin move and the removal man was so **** i had to do everything and i didn't get home until like 5/6 and i am now dead can we not hate today ive literally lifted a house and i can now see possible abs because of it

[Shaun]

where do u work dylan

[Smithy]

yeah i agree re: the smith hate (although i don't really hate him, he just bores me and gets a disproportionate amount of love) (also Money on My Mind was cynical af) (and also really shrill and unbearable)

I think he's best sticking to guest-vocalist on dance singles tbh.

Umm what

[Smithy]

Oh Sam smith I just read smith hate and went from there

[Doogle]

I think he's best sticking to guest-vocalist on dance singles tbh.

I have always said this

Beautiful voice but it only sounds good on dance songs

[Shaun]

yes smithy you should continue that dance career

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i can't wait until he fades into obscurity and his bf leaves him

[Doogle]

Card Factory shuanne

[Shaun]

oh right yeah I remember now http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/7/hms/Bonnie.jpg

every time i go in there it's manic af and people are elbowing each other for wrapping paper, is it stressful?

[T*]

Isn't card factory like the 99p store of the card world?

[T*]

Or primark if you will

[Firewire]

10 for a pound

[LukeB]

oh right yeah I remember now http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/7/hms/Bonnie.jpg

every time i go in there it's manic af and people are elbowing each other for wrapping paper, is it stressful?

http://i.imgur.com/WDtbwX7.jpg?1

[Liam-]

Jonathan your sig is flawless

[Shaun]

Isn't card factory like the 99p store of the card world?

i use it for wrapping/gift bags/balloons and stuff, and buy the actual birthday card in clintons :laugh:

[Firewire]

Jonathan your sig is flawless

me when I passed my test

[Jay.]

oh right yeah I remember now http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/7/hms/Bonnie.jpg

every time i go in there it's manic af and people are elbowing each other for wrapping paper, is it stressful?

omg it actually is, it makes buying a birthday card so much stressful than it should be and once this woman actually sighed at me because i wanted to pay by card for something worth like £2 bye

[T*]

i use it for wrapping/gift bags/balloons and stuff, and buy the actual birthday card in clintons :laugh:


I always go in clintons, the card factory in southport is disgusting and it smells of bo

[Jay.]

erm jonathan i made that gif i expect copyright loyalties please

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Isn't card factory like the 99p store of the card world?

I always go in clintons, the card factory in southport is disgusting and it smells of bo

shade?

[T*]

No shade intended [emoji126]

[Firewire]

erm jonathan i made that gif i expect copyright loyalties please

piss off

[Jay.]

piss off

http://i.imgur.com/Ym6VS2U.gif

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http://i.imgur.com/7LaXf3X.gif is still my fav of the series

[LukeB]

erm jonathan i made that gif i expect copyright loyalties please

I made it actually:hehe:

[Jay.]

I made it actually:hehe:

no it took me 2 hours because the clip didn't work bye don't be spreading malicious rumours about me hunny

[LukeB]

no it took me 2 hours because the clip didn't work bye don't be spreading malicious rumours about me hunny

:laugh:

[Firewire]

luke your sigs get worse by the day

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luke your sigs get worse by the day

:joker:

[T*]

luke your sigs get worse by the day


:laugh2:

[Smithy]

We have guests round and they've asked to watch BB :joker:

[Jay.]

all it needs is a cheryl cole gif and i will have to adblock it

[Firewire]

omg i called jay fat and he blocked me

[Doogle]

it was ****ing carnage at noon but it died out by 1 when it started raining and everyone ran home

I jammed the card reader and there was a queue of like 10 people and one woman dropped her money on the counter and walked out with her cards

But I'm learning fast and I like it. It's hella cheap so no wonder it's busy

[Shaun]

yeah, come to think of it i don't think i've ever seen more than one other customer in clintons :joker:

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cards are so pointless just buy me like 2 cans of fosters with the money the card would have cost

[LukeB]

all it needs is a cheryl cole gif and i will have to adblock it

:suspect:

[Doogle]

me and my friend are the only guys who work there so I reckon we'll be a hit with the older women

[Doogle]

bc theyre the only people who buy loads of stuff regularly

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i want 19 pizzas

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is papa johns nice

[Udanax]

[Lana Del Rey lyrics]

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idgi

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i don't understand how a single pizza can cost £22 :umm2:

[Smithy]

How big was it? :umm2:

[Smithy]

Pizza is overrated anyway, it gives me the *****

[Doogle]

is papa johns nice

ew

[Doogle]

are we all ready for bjorks album /2012niall

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it was XXL but its only £1.50 less for the next size down so

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idk how big it is in inches

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i didn't order btw i was just looking on the website i like seeing the pictures

[Smithy]

You greedy bastard

[Jay.]

i read up and the suspense to see what you were buying was unreal

[Jay.]

but then i remembered you already had a dildo so

[Firewire]

Pizza is overrated anyway, it gives me the *****

will add that to my list of things i didn't need to know about smithy but do anyway

[Smithy]

will add that to my list of things i didn't need to know about smithy but do anyway

:fan:

[Udanax]

i don't understand how a single pizza can cost £22 :umm2:

because Money is the anthem of success

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i honestly feel starved i have had a smoothie IT WASN'T EVEN IN A GLASS IT WAS A CUP LIKE A MUG YOU HAVE TEA IN and a bowl of special k all day

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but then i remembered you already had a dildo so

what :umm2:

[Smithy]

Are you trying to lose weight?

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i do not own any sex toys :umm2:

i bought that as a joke when i was on msn with tommy so

[Jay.]

what :umm2:

that tumblr post where you put that dildo everywhere

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Are you trying to lose weight?

yes i want to go from whale to elephant seal this year

[Jay.]

scott i congratulate you, i've paused my diet until monday at 10 am

[Amy Jade]

Starving yourself wont help you lose weight though

[Smithy]

Omg I feel like Paris hilton where she is wearing that stop being poor shirt, I'm going to have it as my avatar but change poor to fat

[Firewire]

Starving yourself wont help you lose weight though

did for niall

[Jay.]

don't be fat shaming bitch

[Smithy]

did for niall

:laugh3:

[Benjamin]

http://www.********/tibb-new/

[Smithy]

don't be fat shaming bitch

Yeah guys

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Starving yourself wont help you lose weight though

it really does though bc i have done it before

[Smithy]

Ben we can't come into plug, you're a pigrez stan

[Jay.]

i only ate fruit and ryvita last week and lost 4 pounds so that is kind of starving yourself

[Firewire]

omg *screams* i am trapped in there with him come save me

[Firewire]

i only ate fruit and ryvita last week and lost 4 pounds so that is kind of starving yourself

fern britton?

[Jay.]

only because it isnt fried

[Amy Jade]

did for niall

Generally though, your body just starts to store fat if you starve yourself. I didn't believe it until I went to a nutritionist

I dropped loads of weight and still ate loads, it's just replacing bad food with good food and moving more than you eat

[Benjamin]

Ben we can't come into plug, you're a pigrez stan

no gaga tonight then :(

[Amy Jade]

it really does though bc i have done it before

It tends to go back on though

[Smithy]

Generally though, your body just starts to store fat if you starve yourself. I didn't believe it until I went to a nutritionist

I dropped loads of weight and still ate loads, it's just replacing bad food with good food and moving more than you eat

Katie Hopkins got hold of Amy's computer

[T*]

Pizza is overrated anyway, it gives me the *****

erm
i think we've had enough info on your leakages for one weak chris

[Firewire]

that was 6 months ago tom

[Smithy]

IT WAS MARCH 2014 CAN WE ALL GET OVER IT

And a dumb isn't leakage bye

[Doogle]

what r u talking aboiut

[Smithy]

Also who even calls me chris

[Firewire]

omg march i thought it was like august

[T*]

omg did i literally just spell week as weak
*gives self 200 lashes*

[T*]

IT WAS MARCH 2014 CAN WE ALL GET OVER IT

And a dumb isn't leakage bye

We were talking about it this week (or was it last) you *****

[Jake.]

Perez's BB journey is defined by artpop

[Smithy]

You all need to stop

[Smithy]

I am shilpa shetty in this thread full of jade goody's

[Jake.]

mum's watching AHS but it's far too loud I want to go to sleep

[Doogle]

I am shilpa shetty in this thread full of jade goody's

i support u

im the british public

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i read that weed can make you lose weight if you can resist the munchies bc it makes your metabolism crazy fast or s/t

[T*]

I'm sure she does have proper fits once Cami starts licking that ass.:evilgrin::joker:
i hate the bb forum

[Doogle]

i refreshed and it kicked me out of plug

kill yourself ben

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impertinent

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has daniel gone out

[Udanax]

he's clubbing

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not here for him having a social life

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is it too late for me to pretend that i have a social life

i will just say i am going clubbing then log out and play dominoes with my mum for 5 hours

[Rob!]

is it too late for me to pretend that i have a social life

i will just say i am going clubbing then log out and play dominoes with my mum for 5 hours

I could do anything I want tonight - house to myself...but no money :( :(

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where do you live i'll bring vodka

[Rob!]

Lincoln. Get your coat :clap1:

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do you live on your own

[Rob!]

No, two other people normally.

[LukeB]

cooking :pipe:

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oh i was going to ask if i could move in

[Rob!]

oh i was going to ask if i could move in

Go for it - I'm moving out at the end of the month.

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how rude

[Rob!]

how rude

You can come with me to my new place. There's going to be cats.

[Rob!]

And omg my new housemate is a vegetarian so you can get in with the health :amazed:

[LukeB]

what about me and Marsh?

[Rob!]

You can sleep in my bed and Marsh can sleep in the garden.

[LukeB]

I don't do sharing beds :hehe: I like the whole bed to myself

[Rob!]

Bert and Ernie teas

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here for it

[Rob!]

Imagine a house full of TIBBers when BB is on :flutter:

[LukeB]

Imagine a house full of TIBBers when BB is on :flutter:

omg there be loads of fights

[Rob!]

omg there be loads of fights

Marsh giving us all Perez vibes

[LukeB]

Marsh giving us all Perez vibes

and the police will be called

[LukeB]

I love my sig so much, i don't care what anyone says,they're a hater they gotta let it go

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*lets it og*

[Rob!]

I don't know who any of them are so

[Udanax]

let it og

[LukeB]

I don't know who any of them are so

the dino costume is cody from BBUSA and the girl is Cher Lloyd

[LukeB]

*lets it og*

:wink:

[Rob!]

I'm literally the worst gay guy on earth.

I played pointless the board game at Xmas with some friends and I failed on a Disney round and then a kylie round.

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im so tired but this album is giving me life i need to finish it

[LukeB]

Scott you're not watching the movie ?

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no lol

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im bored i had to leave plug bc i came to bed

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rob adopt me

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im so fat how did this happen

[Daniel.]

i just came home

[Daniel.]

what have i missed out on here

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nothing just me talking about being fat and bjorks album leaking

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did you have fun

[Daniel.]

yes come on plug i feel like a third weel with amy and ben

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i'm on my ipod

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did you get drunk

[Daniel.]

yes i still am

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i can get 3 hours of conversation out of nipping over to the shop for a can of dog food and you come back after a night out and don't have anything to spill erm

[Daniel.]

im not gay anymore

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good

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i'm becoming a stoner after i finish teatox watch me

[Daniel.]

has it made you lose weight

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idk

[Daniel.]

what happened in bb did it slay

[Daniel.]

lips heal me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss

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perez had a breakdown it reminded me of you

[T*]

Night yall

[Daniel.]

**** off tom

and oh scott love me

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how do i do that

[T*]

**** off tom

and oh scott love me


Reported
Twat :hmph:

[Daniel.]

tom you treat me like **** i feel like shahabz

[Daniel.]

how do i do that

idk

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im so over being fat like ik its entirely my fault for drinking 30 units of alcohol almost every day for 9 months then gorging on takeaways but i have been so healthy for like 10 days why am i not skinny yet

[T*]

tom you treat me like **** i feel like shahabz


That's what you get for putting all of my food in a bin bag

[Rob!]

I'm trying to get a grinder guy round my house but I'm failing so very epically. Will I never learn?

[Daniel.]

your a slut

[T*]

Daniel is just jealous

[Daniel.]

true

[Rob!]

I'm single :hmph:

[Daniel.]

so am i

this does not excuse

[Rob!]

Call the police :idc:

[LukeB]

http://i.imgur.com/d3yNt34.jpg

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rob screenies pls

[Rob!]

My face?

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is he hot

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no the guy

[Daniel.]

scott i love you

[Rob!]

Lol no but he's the only one within walking distance who's awake

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receipts

[LukeB]

Anyone had any sex outside recently rob

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scott i love you

thanks it means a lot im fat

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screenshot his pic and post i wanna see

[Daniel.]

lol your not

[Daniel.]

no i havent had sex in ages

[Rob!]

I did the other day :flutter:

Stud of the forum :clap1:

[Daniel.]

slut

[Rob!]

Jel.

[LukeB]

I did the other day :flutter:

Stud of the forum :clap1:

Sex is overrated

[Rob!]

Only if you're **** at it.

[Daniel.]

do you prefer it with boys

[LukeB]

Only if you're **** at it.

Well i get told i'm good:smug:

[Daniel.]

Well i get told i'm good

http://i.imgur.com/mSYOlNH.gif

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sex is disgusting

[Rob!]

Well that's what happens when you wank in front of a mirror :hehe:

[LukeB]

Well that's what happens when you wank in front of a mirror :hehe:

Ew who does that:joker:

[Daniel.]

lol

[Daniel.]

i ould rather have soeone take me for dinner and watch a film tham sex

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i would rather get drunk and listen to fi alone than have any interaction with any living creature other than my cat

[Rob!]

:unsure:

[Daniel.]

i cried at jose

[Rob!]

I cried at Daniel Lewis

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i cried @ the fault in our stars

[LukeB]

So did i buddy

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;hug;

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rob where are the screenies

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8008

[Daniel.]

who are the 2 people you have met from tibb. i know one was tommy

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kate (i think she hates me now though)

[Daniel.]

oh yeah

soon to be 3

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oh yeah me and mizzy are going paintballing on thursday

[LukeB]

oh yeah me and mizzy are going paintballing on thursday

:joker:😂

[Daniel.]

i hope you have a goood ti,e

[LukeB]

Scott are you on your ipod can you see the emoijs ������������������������

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ergh i need sleep

[LukeB]

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Scott are you on your ipod can you see the emoijs ������������������������

no omg they are just blank squares 😩😩😩

[LukeB]

no omg they are just blank squares 😩😩😩

I can see those what you posted, why does some work :suspect:

[Rob!]

Lol I'm on a iPhone too and I can't see those either Luke 💩

[LukeB]

Even the **** emoij works

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idk luke ��

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[LukeB]

Dear james we want emoijs to work.

Love lujey b

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k i'll stop now ��

[LukeB]

🐔

[LukeB]

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🐔

:worship:

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[LukeB]

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[LukeB]

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[LukeB]

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