The Caravan of Love

[Shaun]

well I was hoping to keep the fact I'm going to slice the tendons in Jake's heels a secret but gee, thanks tom

[T*]

you're welcome :love:

[Calderyon]

The words misery and hilarious come to mind when i think about this trip.

[Livia]

:joker:

I was thinking a touch of The Royle Family as well

Haha.... yes of course, a touch of the Royle Family. You could probably get a 12 ep sitcom out of this.

[Jake.]

well I was hoping to keep the fact I'm going to slice the tendons in Jake's heels a secret but gee, thanks tom

oh erm,,, *nervous laughter*

(but no I don't want us being alone in the same room together)

[Glenn.]

Is there going to be a blog of this?

[Jake.]

I'll be posting updates and Shaun's doing a blog, yeah

[Locke.]

Day 1: The National Express crashes on the way to Torquay. The end.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg did yall just catch the eye flash it was on during the ads between ramsay's kitchen nightmares

will record on +1 and upload to yt xx

[Black Dagger]

Who have we got actually hosting? Is Dowling back in work...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i really hope there is drama like shaun leaves his straighteners plugged in by accident and andrew steps on them barefoot and ends up in A&E

[T*]

XLL4XvM0K6k

[Locke.]

Who have we got actually hosting? Is Dowling back in work...

Patrick Kielty

[Black Dagger]

That will do.

[MTVN]

Have a good one fellas, would be quite tempted by a tour if it wasn't the most inconvenient date/location ever

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

sounds about right

[Drew.]

Have a good one fellas, would be quite tempted by a tour if it wasn't the most inconvenient date/location ever

There will always be a spot for you on the sofa beds with Raph & Turtle if you ever change your mind Matthew

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Yqpf_msFlWM

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

pre-launch odds (winner)

shaun - 3/1
lucas - 5/1
drew - 7/1
jake - 11/1
benjamin - 11/1
david - 19/1
andy - 25/1
raph - 33/1

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

raph is the underdog i would like him to win

[Locke.]

The journey begins thursday night for myself, Andy, and Lucas, surely we should have your support with all the extra effort we're having to put in

[Mokka]

The journey begins thursday night for myself, Andy, and Lucas, surely we should have your support with all the extra effort we're having to put in

I'm with Scott
Love an underdog!!

Go Raph :cheer2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

are yougetting the train from lime street?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

dw i don't plan on stalking you or anything

[Locke.]

Getting the train is too mainstream, we're riding the megabus

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is that a real thing

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh a coach

i thought it was a GTA joke or s/t

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

5lWkqjJmMdk

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Drew.]

Trips cancelled

[Mokka]

Noooooooooooooooo

(Why)

[Drew.]

Jake has booked the wrong Golden Sands in North Wales & not Devon

[Mokka]

Well that answers the question of who is voted out first ...
Jake :nono:

[LukeB]

why don't you go north wales? it's nice there

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i love wales

[Drew.]

It is too late, he has been refunded

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

such banter!!! haha!! :dance::elephant::fan:

[Glenn.]

If that is true then I think Jake should leave TiBB for being a stupid pleb

[Drew.]

such banter!!! haha!! :dance::elephant::fan:

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

i'm actually devastated, i'd planned my whole life around this

[Jake.]

can you stop drew it's bullying

[Mokka]

I feel bad for you guys

I think all of TIBB had their lives planned around this

Is there no way to salvage it?

[Shaun]

i'd rather not talk about it

[Mokka]

Ok :sad:

[Black Dagger]

I need ice cream to cheer myself up.

[Smithy]

So this was all a big wind up that was never actually gonna happen :fist:

[Locke.]

We're staying in a tent instead

[Mokka]

That's the spirit!!!

You guys can still make this happen
TiBB is counting on you :thumbs:

[Crimson Dynamo]

why dont you all just book a cottage

in a local park......

[Cal.]

I can sleep easy now this isn't happening

[Locke.]

I don't know what is more amusing, people believing anything Drew says or people thinking Jake is so dumb that he'd accidentally book a caravan on the opposite side of the country

[Samm]

#ladz #banter #totaljokesss #ffs

[Locke.]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/de629ab695418e92144e58426f6bf84e/tumblr_nkpsd0Jse71ti6toyo1_540.gif

[Josy]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/de629ab695418e92144e58426f6bf84e/tumblr_nkpsd0Jse71ti6toyo1_540.gif

:joker:

[Jake.]

satire is wasted sometimes

[Livia]

I feel bad for you guys

I think all of TIBB had their lives planned around this

Is there no way to salvage it?

I agree. I am going to have to come to terms with the fact I'll never see the pics...

Truth is, if one woman had been going with you guys, it would have been planned and booked and all the ducks would be in a row.

[Black Dagger]

I can sleep easy now this isn't happening

Might have to go back to having a few restless nights. <\3

[arista]

So long as Shaun does the Fry ups
and Locke cleans the Bog

All is well

[arista]

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-jPD67uYn9fI/TYul6KEMCSI/AAAAAAAAANk/1Ydo8UFJoA0/s1600/CIMG2598.JPG
I posted Andy a Top Notch Hedge Trimmer
what the hell did he do with it


resale it?



Sign Of The Times

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

freakshow twisty's torture shack teas

[Calderyon]

http://www.caravantimes.co.uk/photo/caravan-snaking-can-lead-to-some-serious-accidents-$14032185$326.jpg

The roads of UK sigh from relief...

[arista]

http://www.caravantimes.co.uk/photo/caravan-snaking-can-lead-to-some-serious-accidents-$14032185$326.jpg

The roads of UK sigh from relief...


Yes I told Andy to drive slower
but he Drinks to much

Can not Get the Staff

[Shaun]

Posts like these are why you weren't invited, Calderyon!!!!!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"hey guys i'm here"

http://i.imgur.com/1Z5WBDs.png

"sorry rose"

http://i.imgur.com/pRqaw4e.png

"what? but you let lucas in??"

"it says no gayS, we are allowed one"

http://i.imgur.com/4gyOPN8.png

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

:lovedup:

[Shaun]

Poor Lucas doesn't know this is all orchestrated to kill him for being a gay.

[T*]

"hey guys i'm here"

http://i.imgur.com/1Z5WBDs.png

"sorry rose"

http://i.imgur.com/pRqaw4e.png

"what? but you let lucas in??"

"it says no gayS, we are allowed one"

http://i.imgur.com/4gyOPN8.png
:laugh2:

what about shaun tho

[arista]

Posts like these are why you weren't invited, Calderyon!!!!!


bitchy

[T*]

freakshow twisty's torture shack teas

http://i.imgur.com/1oEQPS5.gif

[Black Dagger]

Poor Lucas doesn't know this is all orchestrated to kill him for being a gay.

I've already said I will be ostracised by day 4 <\3

[Black Dagger]

ZbQrLmhvtWs

[Shaun]

not miss Rose neglecting to post it? even our most dedicated fan is losing interest

[Black Dagger]

****ing hell if we get axed mid series

[Shaun]

we're going to be on MTV Hits by the end of Sunday

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lucas **** off i just came in to post that

[T*]

It was actually my job first you dicks

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shut up tom

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziif0S8HI1rp784so1_500.jpg

[T*]

Official emojis for the trip
[emoji604][emoji636]
[emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji27][emoji379][emoji34]

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who is crying and who has a gun

[T*]

who is crying and who has a gun


It will be a whodunnit

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh fun

[Smithy]

Im confused is this actually happening or

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yES YOU DICK

[Smithy]

idg how raph got involved does he even post anymore

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[Smithy]

who are we all shipping

I am here for a Lovoew triangle

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when i read the line up it was lit giving me CBB14 teas like who are most of these people

[Smithy]

:joker:

[Smithy]

Jake clearly desperately trying to relaunch his pop career

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who are we all shipping

I am here for a Lovoew triangle

lucas and jake :flutter:

or ben and lucas

i just want lucas to be happy

[Smithy]

Ben is going now?

[T*]

Yup

[Smithy]

taking your dad away with you cause you feel sorry for him teas

[T*]

taking your dad away with you cause you feel sorry for him teas


:joker:

[T*]

Ben = Carole BB8?

[Smithy]

Ben = Lesley


"Oh i'm just sniffing my mattress"

[T*]

[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji69]

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

there are gonna be so many stereotypes crammed into one caravan :worry:

[Smithy]

omg can we have webcams in there for a livestream

bb realness

[T*]

omg can we have webcams in there for a livestream

bb realness


This
You can use manycam to have multiple streams and stream them on like UStream

'What is Lucas and Shaun doing?.... Oh god no'
*stream is taken off air and banned*

[Mokka]

omg can we have webcams in there for a livestream

bb realness

The network does not support live stream

They can't lie about unfolding events this way

Gotta move to Canada for it

[T*]

It's going to be like a reverse bb8 launch with all males until Caitlin comes along

[Black Dagger]

This
You can use manycam to have multiple streams and stream them on like UStream

'What is Lucas and Shaun doing?.... Oh god no'
*stream is taken off air and banned*

Horatio and Rondz will be stalking the locals. Not doing it with each other. Gawd

And you will get a Twitter feed that is vague like the Big Brother one such as "Raph and Jake are exchanging a funny joke"

[T*]

Please can you like get a cheap webcam and set up a live stream

[T*]

Horatio and Rondz will be stalking the locals. Not doing it with each other. Gawd



And you will get a Twitter feed that is vague like the Big Brother one such as "Raph and Jake are exchanging a funny joke"


"Ben is putting on anti-ageing cream"

[Black Dagger]

lucas and jake :flutter:

or ben and lucas

i just want lucas to be happy

:love:

[Locke.]

We won't be in the caravan much so if you want to be watching an empty room for about 20 hours a day then we can maybe arrange something

[Raph]

idg how raph got involved does he even post anymore

Cause they're my friends lol

[Drew.]

Please can you like get a cheap webcam and set up a live stream

If anyones bringing their laptops to watch a film for the journey then they'll probably have webcams built in anyway, but no, terrible idea.

[T*]

I think Lucas or Shaun will win
Who do you think will be the first booted out

[T*]

We won't be in the caravan much so if you want to be watching an empty room for about 20 hours a day then we can maybe arrange something


Yes

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

anyway

[T*]

Scott is rumoured to be a late entrant

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/16/24C4BC5600000578-2913800-Surprise_The_CBB_housemates_were_shell_shocked_whe n_Katie_Price_-m-28_1421448118949.jpg

[T*]

Who will be the kt Hopkins of the group

[Smithy]

:joker:

[T*]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/16/24C4BC5600000578-2913800-Surprise_The_CBB_housemates_were_shell_shocked_whe n_Katie_Price_-m-28_1421448118949.jpg


:joker:

[Raph]

After careful deliberation, I have voted Drew in this poll

[Calderyon]

So this is still happening? Dammit.

Oh well, i better start calling and warn all Devonian's then. Better notify the authorities and alert the road/highway patrol too just in case.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ok

[Marsh.]

It's going to be like a reverse bb8 launch with all males until Caitlin comes along

Not Caitlin being Ziggy.... "It's not you, it's me.... I'm a lesbian".

[Calderyon]

Yep, it´s better to be safe than sorry.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/OTEz8vp.png

[Drew.]

**** sakes is that actually Jakes picture on the right? I thought it was a squashed down photo of George Michael

[Jake.]

Erm

[Black Dagger]

Poor Jake

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

CEKZFVGZcYM

[Shaun]

what we think will be our soundtrack to arriving on the site:

8vhlbKCZT4M

what it will actually be:

1sM6Bi0ulAA

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

:joker:

[Calderyon]

So the trip starts and all that. Days pass and all goes well. People laugh and spend their time together enjoying themselves.

Then on one day, someone has let the gas on and...

http://i2.cdnds.net/15/04/618x367/soaps-emmerdale-andy-sugden-katie-sugden-fire-3.jpg

Thankfully, no one was inside at the time. But still the Caravan of Love is no more.


The question now is.... Whodunnit?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

calderyon really wants you all dead

[Shaun]

yeah i have to confess i'm getting a bit concerned here, calderyon

[Calderyon]

Okay, i´ll stop now then. Boo...


It really was a joke though.

[T*]

Sure it was :pipe:

[Calderyon]

It really was. :hmph:

But what you really should be focusing on now is finding who the culprit is.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jake has misplaced his ticket LOL!!

http://i.imgur.com/mtPLkJa.jpg

[Locke.]

jake has misplaced his ticket LOL!!

http://i.imgur.com/mtPLkJa.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cjpKQ1z.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:nono:

[Jake.]

Can't believe how quick this has come around

[T*]

Will one of you be taking a PS4, me and Caitlin are gonna be abandoned doing heists on our own if not :(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

eeeeee

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

its a 2 part launch

[Jake.]

its a 2 part launch

The more 'diverse' bunch being Ben, Raph, Leon and Lucas entering on night two

[Black Dagger]

Putting 3 gays in on night 2. So diverse :rolleyes:

[Ninastar]

im going to cry myself to sleep every night

[Drew.]

The trip begins in less than 24 hours

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm only here for jakey travers on launch night part 2 tbh

http://i.imgur.com/35tJUmP.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

leon - 2/13
shaun - 4/1
jake - 6/1
drew - 9/1
lucas - 11/1
david - 15/1
ben - 22/1
andy - 25/1
raph - 33/1

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

winner odds :flutter:

[Drew.]

You have forgot Leon

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

kmt i didn't know he was going

[Drew.]

He has just confirmed he will be arriving

[Brother Leon]

Will be making the 4 hour long Drive on Monday Morning.Not sure how Long I will be staying. Probably leave on Wednesday/Thursday morning. What's the guest policy? Can I just crash in your Caravan or am I going to have to pay for one?

[Jake.]

Putting 3 gays in on night 2. So diverse :rolleyes:

oh well in Raph's application he said he was bi so

i'm only here for jakey travers on launch night part 2 tbh

http://i.imgur.com/35tJUmP.gif

:clap1: Drew being my daughter

[Black Dagger]

shaun - 4/1
leon - 5/1
jake - 6/1
drew - 9/1
lucas - 11/1
david - 15/1
ben - 22/1
andy - 25/1
raph - 33/1

Not the aggressive homophobe that is Drew having better odds.

[Drew.]

Will be making the 4 hour long Drive on Monday Morning.Not sure how Long I will be staying. Probably leave on Wednesday/Thursday morning. What's the guest policy? Can I just crash in your Caravan or am I going to have to pay for one?

Pay for a gold caravan for us all to crash in

[Jake.]

Will be making the 4 hour long Drive on Monday Morning.Not sure how Long I will be staying. Probably leave on Wednesday/Thursday morning. What's the guest policy? Can I just crash in your Caravan or am I going to have to pay for one?

you'll be paying for your own I'm afraid

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what does leon look like :flutter:

[Drew.]

Bit like Grant Mitchell i'd say

[Jake.]

Had him down as a Pat Butcher personally

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

have yall actually seen

[Jake.]

no

[Brother Leon]

Lucas,Drew and Locke know what I look like. Anyone who has me on Skype basically :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why haven't i seen :nono:

[Jake.]

leon are you in the skype convo? because if so I haven't added you

[Brother Leon]

Yeah, I'm in the chat. I Just added you.

[Jake.]

ty

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*leons odds drift*

[Jake.]

*leons odds drift*

:joker:

[Brother Leon]

*leons odds drift*

LOOL

Add me on Skype brah(if you have it).

[Ninastar]

Lucas,Drew and Locke know what I look like. Anyone who has me on Skype basically :laugh:

they all told me you was ginger and i thought you was black so now all i can imagine is a black version of marc

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

LOOL

Add me on Skype brah(if you have it).

just pm me boo :flutter:

[Brother Leon]

they all told me you was ginger and i thought you was black so now all i can imagine is a black version of marc

LOOL.

I'm mixed race. Not ginger though. Sorry :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

put it in my inbox

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

OH

MY

GOD

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/43/d8/98/43d898063be68a02c9e957da3321c5cb.jpg

[Black Dagger]

Lmao.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

leon - 2/13
shaun - 4/1
jake - 6/1
drew - 9/1
lucas - 11/1
david - 15/1
ben - 22/1
andy - 25/1
raph - 33/1

.

[Shaun]

Will one of you be taking a PS4, me and Caitlin are gonna be abandoned doing heists on our own if not :(

yes but you can get ****ed if you think we're playing gta

[Locke.]

6 hours until take off. Have a crate of Bud waiting for us at Liverpool coach station Scott

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you can have white ace

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Have you left yet

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that was all caps

[T*]

jj0ChLVTpaA

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*sways*

[Drew.]

Andy seems to be drunk and unable to make it out of the house without falling over, we have our first hurdle to get past

[Ninastar]

I cant even go on gta tonight, im so tired

will talk to you all in just over a week </3 /sob

[Drew.]

Dont think anyones on tonight.. Lucas, David and Andy are all off soon and myself and jake need some early nights for this 8am train

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

are getting pics from the megabus crew

[Black Dagger]

I might take some on my kindle lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yaas lucas

[Ninastar]

I'm off to bed... good luck to you all and dont do anything bloody stupid! More importantly, have fun!!!

/Mother Chaos

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ninadyke more like nanadyke

ladies am i right

[Ninastar]

Also I hope you all like the new whatsapp icon I chose xo

[Drew.]

**** sakes, im not havin that

[Glenn.]

I can't believe this is happening.

[Shaun]

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/square/250/e/emma-willis-cbb-0114-opening-show.jpg

AND THEN THERE WERE SEVEN.... BUT YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS IT, DID YA?

SAY HELLO, TO HOUSEMATE NUMBER EIGHT...

nnbYZuCpYVE

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:clap1:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

am i terrible person for being kinda disappointed that none of yall have beef with eachother so there wont be any drama

like ik its a holiday or whatever but still

[Mokka]

am i terrible person for being kinda disappointed that none of yall have beef with eachother so there wont be any drama

like ik its a holiday or whatever but still

This is why you should have gone Scott.

You make an excellent ****-stirrer

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the boring heteros didn't want me there

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

its not my problem that they find me so irresistible they can't trust themselves to be in the same room as me

[Brother Leon]

am i terrible person for being kinda disappointed that none of yall have beef with eachother so there wont be any drama

like ik its a holiday or whatever but still

There is enough football on for Drew,Locke and myself to kill each other.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

not here for football bickering i want to see wigs flying

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

where are the pics

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can someone set up a vine for this please

[Shaun]

there's already a twitter account ffs get out

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

will they be on the bus now

[Shaun]

yes i think so

although they were trolling drew saying it wasn't on the schedule so who knows

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

such lads!!!

[Shaun]

yeah, although drew did seem to be serious about it, so idk

either way i'm getting the double bed and no bitches are stopping me

[Mokka]

there's already a twitter account ffs get out

what's the twitter handle?

[Jake.]

with shaun and lucas it's going to be like the mum and dad having the master bedroom

I bet we all have to knock

[Jake.]

I was actually all excited but now I've come over nervous, might pull out tbh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is that more #LADbanter

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that twitter

http://i.imgur.com/3L9V2mp.jpg

:worry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh god https://mobile.twitter.com/devoncaravan/status/574930648877522946

[Jake.]

i love it when the twitter account has a 'Mock-O'Clock Takeover"

[Jake.]

is that more #LADbanter

well I'm not pulling out of a holiday I've paid for but I am nervous lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how much did you pay

[Jake.]

I paid for all of it and the guys are paying me back, it's about 30 quid each

David paid for the coaches

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

nawt lucas hitting you with that old oh i must have left my wallet on the coach chestnut

[Jake.]

nawt lucas hitting you with that old oh i must have left my wallet on the coach chestnut

sounds more like an Andy move, by the sounds of it he couldn't afford a pot noodle

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

drag her

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i wonder who ended up sitting alone

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/KvYNuBx.jpg

i should get a hobby

[Jake.]

i wonder who ended up sitting alone

well by the sounds of it Andy was a mess after 3 ciders so

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Jake stared longingly at Drew's bulge. It looked so good in those tight jeans. He just knew he had to have it.
"You know the bus isn't due for another half hour..." Jake said playfully
"Oh yeah? what you got in mind?" Drew said with a smirk
"Come with me and I'll show you"
Jake grabbed hold of Drew's tie and led him towards the toilet door inside Starbucks. He found it strange that Drew was wearing a tie with jeans and a hoody but it works in this context so lets just roll with it.
"What?! In here??" Drew exclaimed
"Yeah, it'll be fun, and i just heard URL Badman being played over the speaker. It's really got me in the mood"
"But Jake what about that Portuguese toilet attendant over there in the corner?"
"I don't care Drew... I want him to see..."

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when will penbroke ave

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg it will be 2 years since mollie has logged in on thursday omg :heartbreak:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh i though this was the lounge

[Jake.]

Jake stared longingly at Drew's bulge. It looked so good in those tight jeans. He just knew he had to have it.
"You know the bus isn't due for another half hour..." Jake said playfully
"Oh yeah? what you got in mind?" Drew said with a smirk
"Come with me and I'll show you"
Jake grabbed hold of Drew's tie and led him towards the toilet door inside Starbucks. He found it strange that Drew was wearing a tie with jeans and a hoody but it works in this context so lets just roll with it.
"What?! In here??" Drew exclaimed
"Yeah, it'll be fun, and i just heard URL Badman being played over the speaker. It's really got me in the mood"
"But Jake what about that Portuguese toilet attendant over there in the corner?"
"I don't care Drew... I want him to see..."

FFS :joker:

[Smithy]

Jake stared longingly at Drew's bulge. It looked so good in those tight jeans. He just knew he had to have it.
"You know the bus isn't due for another half hour..." Jake said playfully
"Oh yeah? what you got in mind?" Drew said with a smirk
"Come with me and I'll show you"
Jake grabbed hold of Drew's tie and led him towards the toilet door inside Starbucks. He found it strange that Drew was wearing a tie with jeans and a hoody but it works in this context so lets just roll with it.
"What?! In here??" Drew exclaimed
"Yeah, it'll be fun, and i just heard URL Badman being played over the speaker. It's really got me in the mood"
"But Jake what about that Portuguese toilet attendant over there in the corner?"
"I don't care Drew... I want him to see..."

:joker::joker::joker:

[Black Dagger]

nawt lucas hitting you with that old oh i must have left my wallet on the coach chestnut

Excuse you but I won't even be the cheapest person all week

[Glenn.]

Is that caravan of love Twitter real because I just followed it

[Jake.]

Day 1 - 12:44PM: We are all on the coach heading towards the Golden Sands holiday resort. I was the last on so naturally I'm sat further from the others, observing their every move...

[Niamh.]

Pics or it didn't happen Jake :idc:

[Jake.]

All in good time Niamh

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/4pQuqPu.gif

[Shaun]

i just woke up lol i could still pull out

things i'll be saying on day 3 after getting too drunk and ending up in bed with ben

[Niamh.]

i just woke up lol i could still pull out

things i'll be saying on day 3 after getting too drunk and ending up in bed with ben

:hehe:

[Ninastar]

I got back from work not too long ago and my lunch has been spoiled by drews disgusting dick pics :/

[Glenn.]

There's nothing disgusting about a dick Caitlin.

[Shaun]

that is no way to refer to lucas, caitlin

[Locke.]

The trip from hell. Didn't get a minutes sleep on the megabus thanks to some Swiss guy talking non stop all night. He ended up flicking a confused Lucas on the back if the head too.

Me and Andy are standing guard now while Drew stuffs his face, Lucas plays his Nintendo or whatever it is, and I've lost sight of Jake, he has vanished in the other end of the coach

[Ninastar]

rip Jake

[Jack_]

Hang on, is this actually happening? When I first saw this thread I assumed it was a joke and never entered it again

I'm so confused

[Niamh.]

Hang on, is this actually happening? When I first saw this thread I assumed it was a joke and never entered it again

I'm so confused

I'll believe it when I see some photographic evidence :laugh: