Ch5HD 9PM Big Brother Live Fake Eviction Discussion Friday 12th

[Shaun]

They can do one better. Chloe will sh*t in it.

:joker:

[fitz2k2]

jack ur right!

[Kazanne]

Lol,lol ,Harry enjoy the eviction,lol

[Spoon]

Getting romantic advice from Jack!!

[Jay.]

fml jack's not in a dressing gown

[Ross.]

they keep telling nick this and he agrees but he still does it what's the point

like it's a daily thing now

Ikr I'm so bored of it :bored:

[Amy Jade]

Harry always looks to me like she needs a good wash.

She washes often, thats why people hate her - bathing nude is taboo

[MB.]

only if they stay 100% faithful to the original and have someone put a toilet brush in Joel's

And if Sam happily whiles away the hours by flicking her bean

[Jake.]

How bad is it when Jack raises his anus to drop wind?

Blowing breeze into the bunker?

[Jay.]

nick is not in a relationship -.-

[fitz2k2]

thank you joel!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spoon]

Joel has never had a relationship.

[Jay.]

joel speaking truth :clap2:

[Jason.]

Nick's boring.

He needs to piss off.
Sorry Ross and Jay.

[reece(:]

Can all these in the sky room be timebombed away forever?

[Jason.]

Blowing breeze into the bunker?

Saves money on aircon?

Oh wait, Nikki?

[Jay.]

Nick's boring.

He needs to piss off.
Sorry Ross and Jay.

no atm we kind of agree :worry:

[Amy Jade]

Can all these in the sky room be timebombed away forever?

Or literally bombed pls

[tomrain]

joel is one hubris individual

[Jake.]

Nick's been awful for the past two weeks which is a shame, he was my fave along with Eileen

[Spoon]

Can all these in the sky room be timebombed away forever?

Now there's a mass eviction I'd like to see.

[Vanessa]

Jade and Cristian are so cute. :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

joel n jack dropping knowledge!!!!!

[Livia]

She washes often, thats why people hate her - bathing nude is taboo

She's got a kind of sallow skin... she just looks soapy to me.

[Ammi]

..because no one else is in there for the money or any other reason than to make friendships, Joel...

[reece(:]

Good god Joel is getting worse by the second. Can't stomach his scenes

[Jason.]

no atm we kind of agree :worry:

agree on what?

[Ross.]

no atm we kind of agree :worry:

I know lmao :worry:

[Jake.]

Saves money on aircon?

Oh wait, Nikki?

Doubt it's the kind of air to be 'cold' :laugh:

[Spoon]

Who's that guy with Chloe?

[lewis111]

you're so boooring

[Jason.]

Who's that guy with Chloe?

Sam Evans?

[Jay.]

agree on what?

the showmance stuff is dire

[Amy Jade]

Marc dragging the showmances when he was fingering Spam the other night?

[Marsh.]

She's got a kind of sallow skin... she just looks soapy to me.

If your 5-a-day was five different batches of semen you'd have sallow skin too. :nono:

[Ramsay]

**** sake joel!

[Jason.]

Mischif

[Vanessa]

jade doesn't fancy Cristian. YEAH RIGHT! :joker:

[Jay.]

don't give the **** a secret mission :nono:

[Spoon]

Sam Evans?

:joker: I wonder why that legend isn't returning! :shrug:

[Marsh.]

I actually agree with Joel on a lot of things but the way he talks and puts his point across winds me up so much.

[Moosething]

Jack being a ninja

[Jason.]

don't give the **** a secret mission :nono:

Hope he fails it, and gets ejected.

[Jake.]

Uncle Si's airtime :clap1:

[Kazanne]

Harry always looks to me like she needs a good wash.

Yes, she looks rather grubby

[Marsh.]

Jack can hide it in under his arse, Simon can hide it under his ego.

WIN WIN

[MB.]

Jack really has the whole ninja look going on huh

[Amy Jade]

Jack being a ninja :laugh2:

[reece(:]

Or literally bombed pls
:joker:

[Natalie.]

:joker: I wonder why that legend isn't returning! :shrug:

:joker:

[Spoon]

Jack getting a mission to win food. Anyone hoping he wins? Didn't think so.

[Jay.]

not the producers attempting to make him look interesting?

[Jay.]

kind of here for simon though

[Jason.]

Uncle Si's airtime :clap1:

Is he really your uncle?

Remind me not to come over for yours on Christmas.

[Niamh.]

Hope he fails it, and gets ejected.

:laugh2:

[bots]

jacks crack is uncalled for

[Moosething]

Showbiz is actually gr8

[Jason.]

not the producers attempting to make him look interesting?

Clocked.

:clap1:

[Shaun]

trying to boost Jack's popularity? :think:

[reece(:]

Sick of seeing Jack's vile crack

[MB.]

Simon getting the role of his career?

[Marsh.]

I hope he loses and BB bans him from eating until his eviction.

[Spoon]

Jack and Simon will bond and no longer hate each-other, awww.

[Niamh.]

ffs Jack, he would have explained it in the time he spent ordering Simon around

[Jay.]

someone buy jack a ****ing belt

[Jason.]

I hope he loses and BB bans him from eating until his eviction.

So till the final, then?

[Jay.]

oh i forgot showbiz was a thing

[Amy Jade]

trying to boost Jack's popularity? :think:

Yeah...good luck

[Spoon]

Sick of seeing Jack's vile crack

Sick of seeing the rest of his vile self too.

[Lostie!]

The word "legends" is pissing me off now.

[Jake.]

Eileen and Si would have been great in this task

[Ross.]

Emma I love you but can you stop trying to make out that Helen is a legend please :worry:

[Marsh.]

So till the final, then?

He'll quit long before then. He wouldn't last an hour. :fc:

[JTM45]

someone buy jack a ****ing belt

They don't do them in his size.

[Kizzy]

How else could they screw up this series?.... Hard to imagine on day one they could balls it up this spectacularly :(

[fitz2k2]

when I think of legend I think of old housemates not recent housemates smh fail

[y.winter]

All this highlights bits tonight is just "yeah yeah now when do we get the ex housemates back?"

[Marsh.]

The word "legends" is pissing me off now.

At least we don't have Marcus yelling at us the house will be rocked every 2 seconds.

[reece(:]

Sick of seeing the rest of his vile self too.
Too true, really hope he is out soon.

[Ammi]

Simon getting the role of his career?

..and asking BB if he can swap his ninja role for a bread roll..?..

[Jake.]

At least we don't have Marcus yelling at us the house will be rocked every 2 seconds.

Helen's plastic surgery doing that all on it's own

[reece(:]

How else could they screw up this series?.... Hard to imagine on day one they could balls it up this spectacularly :(
It's amazing how dire it has gotten so quickly.

[reece(:]

I wish they'd hurry up and get Nikki and Helen in... only real reason I've tuned in

[Jason.]

I'm sick of Emma saying the legends names.
She says it every link.

WE KNOW!

[Jay.]

i'm more perched for these so called 'classic tasks' than helen/brian tbh

[MB.]

..and asking BB if he can swap his ninja role for a bread roll..?..

It's all showbiz.

[Jason.]

I wish they'd hurry up and get Nikki and Helen in... only real reason I've tuned in

I fort you hated Hellbeast.

[Vanessa]

Plenty of Cristian tonight. I love these highlights. :flutter:

[Jake.]

i'm more perched for these so called 'classic tasks' than helen/brian tbh

and even then I'm not hopeful

[Jason.]

I've never realised how high the runway was.

The crowd look buried.

[Beetlejuice]

I'm sick of Emma saying the legends names.
She says it every link.

WE KNOW!

And again. Just in case people flicking don't know what's going on

[Shaun]

i'm more perched for these so called 'classic tasks' than helen/brian tbh

i do hope they dig out those electroshock bodysuits

it's been too long

[Spoon]

The word "legends" is pissing me off now.

me too; they're making it mean nothing.

[Marsh.]

"Together they'll be forced to make some difficult decisions"

Ooh, I wonder what they could be. Not predictable at all.

[Jay.]

phworrr jack looks good

[Marsh.]

i do hope they dig out those electroshock bodysuits

it's been too long

A week? :laugh:

[Jay.]

joel though :flutter:

[Jason.]

And again. Just in case people flicking don't know what's going on

This BB we're talking about.
People don't flick through anymore.

The loyal 1.1m tune in at 20.58, and no other.

[reece(:]

I fort you hated Hellbeast.
Never hated her, only disliked her situationally

[Marsh.]

Are Jack's nipples so pale you can't see them?

[LukeB]

Joel :joker:

[Ross.]

We are seeing far too much of Jack tonight lmao

[fitz2k2]

ewwwww jack

[Jake.]

Jack looking like a mcdonalds BBQ dip pot

[Amy Jade]

He's going to wash that tan off the wasteful prick

[Marsh.]

"Still don't like you"

:joker:

[Pete.]

Is perched for Nikki

[MB.]

"I wish I was gay"

Straight people, you can keep him

[Marsh.]

"The friend I've never had"

:joker:

[Jay.]

'he's like the friend i've never had'

screaming what a saying

[Jason.]

Never hated her, only disliked her situationally

I like her.
But you can't win.

If she confronts Marc, she will be a bully who hasn't changed.

If she's nice, she will be branded as fake or boring.

Mark my words.

[Jamie89]

I think Emma has a bit of a hard on for Nikki

[Jay.]

nick giving this speech AGAIN.

[Marsh.]

Jack looking like a mcdonalds BBQ dip pot

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Jay.]

nick is making me rather angry as of late

[Vanessa]

He's got more mince than me. :joker:

[Spoon]

"I wish I was gay"

Straight people, you can keep him

We don't want him!

[Beetlejuice]

Nick is such a drip

[Ross.]

Jack looking like a mcdonalds BBQ dip pot

Omg :joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Is that a tattoo on Marc's leg or a weird sock?

[Ashley.]

Aw. Christian putting "mate" at the end of a compliment towards a man. Scared?

[Jason.]

Nick in the Diary Room.

Lee Ryan teas.

[Jake.]

nick giving this speech AGAIN.

given up on him fully tbh, can't believe he's still in there

[Vanessa]

Nick. :sleep:

[Ross.]

nick is making me rather angry as of late

Nick away from the Harry stuff tho :flutter:

[Spoon]

Nick needs a new hobby.

[reece(:]

Nick has turned out so uninteresting

[Spoon]

Sam, none of them like you.

[fitz2k2]

how would nick turn out if he wasn't with jade or harry?

[Jay.]

given up on him fully tbh, can't believe he's still in there

i still see a glimmer of hope

my main fave is joel now

[Ammi]

..Nick constantly worried how his actions look and then thinks Harry may be false..:bored:..

[Amy Jade]

boring Spam

[Jay.]

she did not just say 'hashtag'

[reece(:]

I like her.
But you can't win.

If she confronts Marc, she will be a bully who hasn't changed.

If she's nice, she will be branded as fake or boring.

Mark my words.

There's not a chance of that anyway :joker:

[Spoon]

No more hashtags

[Jason.]

Can't stand the #

YOU'RE NOT ON TWITTER LOON!

[MB.]

I hope there's a parallel universe somewhere where Cristian's about to go into a secret house with Mo and Jale

[fitz2k2]

Cristian smh

[Amy Jade]

Marc will say he hates everyone

[Jason.]

There's not a chance of that anyway :joker:

True.

[Ross.]

i still see a glimmer of hope

my main fave is joel now

Pretty much the same for me now :laugh:

[Marsh.]

I hope there's a parallel universe somewhere where Cristian's about to go into a secret house with Mo and Jale

:joker:

[MB.]

Can't stand the #

YOU'RE NOT ON TWITTER LOON!

...made somehow worse by the fact that she mentioned Facebook immediately before.

[Jason.]

I hope there's a parallel universe somewhere where Cristian's about to go into a secret house with Mo and Jale

:joker:

[Ammi]

Nick has turned out so uninteresting

..not only uninteresting but too much of a people pleaser...

[reece(:]

Who made Joel head of the table?

[reece(:]

..not only uninteresting but too much of a people pleaser...
Want the VT version of him back </3

[Shaun]

I hope there's a parallel universe somewhere where Cristian's about to go into a secret house with Mo and Jale

and the mystery third housemate who turns out to be Bubble

[Jason.]

Who made Joel head of the table?

David Cameron

[Spoon]

Joel clocking the twist

[Marsh.]

"There could be another twist in store"

I love how intuitive he is. It's not as if there's twists every 48 hours. :amazed:

[Beetlejuice]

Joel. Alpha Male of the house :shocked:

[Jay.]

joel :clap2:

[fitz2k2]

harry face lol

[Ross.]

Want the VT version of him back </3

He honestly turned out to be so different from his VT :laugh:

[Marsh.]

and the mystery third housemate who turns out to be Bubble

:joker:

[Beetlejuice]

"There could be another twist in store"

I love how intuitive he is. It's not as if there's twists every 48 hours. :amazed:

Every 48 hours? Every 48 minutes

[Ammi]

..it's instinct for Jack to be a ninja/it's in his blood..:ninja:..

[Jay.]

living for simon omg

[Jason.]

Those legs tho.

[MB.]

and the mystery third housemate who turns out to be Bubble

Big Brother: Timetoturnoffforever

[Beetlejuice]

Enter The Dragon music.

[Jake.]

fair play at us getting a decent amount of highhlights but my god the next half hour is going to be rushed

[Jay.]

jack not even getting out of bed?

[Spoon]

no one asked to see joel set to jaunty music

[Marsh.]

Omfg, him waking the whale up. :joker:

[reece(:]

This has seriously gotten so boring. The legends were definitely needed and hopefully will stay for the duration.

[Amy Jade]

People moan about Harry flashing her bits but I think I've seen more of Jack's arse crack quite frankly

[Marsh.]

jack not even getting out of bed?

:joker: :joker:

[Jamie89]

Do they really need the espionage music? It's not that interesting...

[Moosething]

I love these tasks

[Lostie!]

Campest ninja ever. :joker:

[Beetlejuice]

Sam Pepper as a ninja was funnier

[Jay.]

the music fml

[Marsh.]

fair play at us getting a decent amount of highhlights but my god the next half hour is going to be rushed

It's always when there isn't anything worth showing they give us a decent amount then when they actually have loads of material we get a 10 minute previews. Sod's law.

[MB.]

Welp at a sleeping mask only being an eye patch on Jack

[Jay.]

simon though :clap1::clap1:

[fitz2k2]

jack has tuned into JACKIEEEEEEEEEE LOL

[Natalie.]

Campest ninja ever. :joker:

great avi

[Jason.]

Jacks ass.

Round 68.

[Jay.]

omg more of the ****ing ass hole's crack

[reece(:]

Showbiz :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Basic rations and they waste food?

Jack would FLIP if anyone else wasted food

[Marsh.]

Welp at a sleeping mask only being an eye patch on Jack

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Jake.]

It's always when there isn't anything worth showing they give us a decent amount then when they actually have loads of material we get a 10 minute previews. Sod's law.

Jack pouring milk over the counter >>>

according to producers

[Ross.]

omg more of the ****ing ass hole's crack

:joker:

[Ammi]

..it just looks as though they spilled a few bits on the floor at dinner...

[Jay.]

this is going to be such a mess

[Jason.]

Basic rations and they waste food?

Jack would FLIP if anyone else wasted food

He cried over ketchup to sausage ratio.

[Marsh.]

Oh I hope Emma slips up.

[MB.]

Since Monday, you've been voting for Marc, Sam or Simon to enter the secret bunker

[Lostie!]

Omg they're gonna believe it after these chants. :flutter:

[nymeria]

OOoh crowd playing it up

[Amy Jade]

Get Marc Out :flutter:

[Shaun]

chanting Marc out when they've been cheering him all night?

Guess he's topped the vote and the crowd have been prompted to make it seem real then

[Jay.]

sam looks pregnant

[Jake.]

at least it'll be believable if Marc goes

[Beetlejuice]

Crowd have been taught tonight

[FacelessME]

A mixture of Get Marc out and Get Simon out.

[MB.]

Them chanting and booing Marc and not actually spoiling the twist in the process?

[Kazanne]

Lol the crowd playing along there nicely lol

[LukeB]

Get Marc Out :flutter:

they don't mean it tho lol

[Jay.]

well who saw that coming

[Natalie.]

They said get Nick out and he heard it

[Marsh.]

Sam, close your mouth you *****.

[Amy Jade]

Wish this was real

[LukeB]

shocker

[Jake.]

good luck with helen :flutter:

[Jamie89]

Did someone just shout "Get Nikki Out"

loooooooooooooooooool

[Jay28jay2]

HOW SHOCKING..

[Ammi]

...well that was unexpected...

[Drew.]

Big Marc expanding his house

[Jason.]

well who saw that coming

Mikey from BB9.

[Jay.]

ergh wish this was real

[Marsh.]

I hope he says "I want to go home".

[Beetlejuice]

Wow, after 15 years they thought about teaching the audience how to behave

[Kazanne]

Lol,lol,lol great stuff

[LukeB]

thank god they didn't say through the diary room

[Lostie!]

great avi

Thank you. :flutter:

[MB.]

"Where are all the cheers man?"

[Kazanne]

They will have to boo aswell

[reece(:]

If only it was a real eviction

[Amy Jade]

Marc probably already knows it's a fake eviction

[Jason.]

ergh wish this was real

Same.

The boos sound contrived, though.
Real boos are not like that.

[Jake.]

Same.

The boos sound contrived, though.
Real boos are not like that.

the boos are never 'real' though lol

[Jason.]

You know its fake when Emma interviews you after taking your picture

[LukeB]

I love how he says think :flutter:

[Jay.]

this doesn't beat gina and dexters fake eviction tbh

[Marsh.]

So even with this being the 100th fake eviction on channel 5 they still haven't felt the need to block the stairs off so that the evictee doesn't see the outside world.

[Amy Jade]

This was better when it was Charley.

Marc already knew he was going back in

[Beetlejuice]

He's turned into a politician

[FacelessME]

Did I see someone who looked like Jade in that crowed.

[Marsh.]

Marc giving me Charley fake eviction teas

Suddenly thinking they're Gandhi.

[Jason.]

this doesn't beat gina and dexters fake eviction tbh

Dexter sobbing >>

[Jay.]

oh and he could have just said no

[Spoon]

If only it was a real eviction

I know. I hope he flops this contrived-for-him twist.

[Jake.]

This was better when it was Charley.

Marc already knew he was going back in

that whole fake eviction was great

[Drew.]

He is a nice guy after all

[Lostie!]

This was better when it was Charley.

Marc already knew he was going back in

It didn't seem like that to me.

[Marsh.]

"The nation have spoken"

Yeah, and they've decided to not watch this.

[Spoon]

this doesn't beat gina and dexters fake eviction tbh

Now *that* was amazing.

[LukeB]

He is a nice guy after all

:clap2:

[Amy Jade]

Harry looks gorgeous tonight

[Jason.]

The bunker is the same.

Just a room of beds and a TV.

yawn

[Beetlejuice]

I might apply next year to get access to the live feed

[Jay.]

they could have atleast made it look like the bedsit or s/t tbh

[Kazanne]

aw Harry's happy face,lol

[Jake.]

They'll be deciding who's up for eviction then

[Ammi]

..the good thing about it is that Sam might interact with others more now and be less influenced by Marc when he goes back...

[LukeB]

nominations bang :idc: