Love Island

[Black Dagger]

Don't realise how good the BB casting is until you see something this shallow and tragic

They are just a bunch of horny breeders with about 7 brain cells really when we look at it aren't they.

[Amy Jade]

Omg wut? He's everything wrong with society.

But can be fun on a reality show

[Ross.]

I'm lowkey here for Nathan tho

Same :shame:

[Jack_]

Not here for her going around telling everyone individually shes miss great britain like Luke A did with his transgender when nobody gives a ****

That's a bit different :nono:

[Jack_]

Work From Home promo <3

[Jason.]

Malin being happy with ha man after being pied off four times <33

It was for the best

[Drew.]

That's a bit different :nono:

Different, but still nobody gave a ****

[MB.]

I can't stand Rightguard

[Amy Jade]

Malin and Rykard are easily my favourite couple so far

[Amy Jade]

I can't stand Rightguard

Smelly bitch

[Jack_]

Javi stirring <3

[Amy Jade]

Thick bitch believing that

Daniel is a gent

[Ross.]

what a mess

[LukeB]

What is with the voice over :umm2: so cringe, sounds like Keith Lemon

[GiRTh]

Don't realise how good the BB casting is until you see something this shallow and tragicI woudnt call the BB casting good but I see your point, these guys are all awful.

[Amy Jade]

Backfired haha **** off Javi

[LukeB]

This is giving me Towie vibes :joker:

[Jason.]

I actually don't mind Daniel now

[Jason.]

omg no I just remembered who Nathan reminds me of...

Jimmy Bullard :worry:

The hair and the accent and the nose

[Jack_]

NOT Clair de Lune playing on Love Island

[Pete.]

I think this show is lowkey scripted

[GiRTh]

Is this girl speaking English. I cant understand a word she says.

[Will.]

omg no I just remembered who Nathan reminds me of...

Jimmy Bullard :worry:

The hair and the accent and the nose

omg lol :joker:

[Cal.]

Nathan is hot

[LukeB]

I think this show is lowkey scripted

I was going to ask is it scripted because of the beach scene :shame:

[Jason.]

Luke to stan Tom cause he's Welsh?

[Amy Jade]

Hope it's Chelsea going in :fc:

[Daniel-X]

Javi was kind of a prick then.

[Pete.]

Wait I've just paused the coming up

Chelsea didn't make it :(

It was Kady and Adam (?)

[Daniel-X]

Hope it's Chelsea going in :fc:

I feel like it's going to be Adam (which I want) and Kady :(

[Amy Jade]

Wait I've just paused the coming up

Chelsea didn't make it :(

No way! :(

[Jack_]

Different, but still nobody gave a ****

No but they might've done (Conor did after the show) and for a trans person that kind of acceptance would've been massive in an environment like that

The Miss GB thing is trivial though

[Jason.]

Not here for Tesco Kady (if you're not the one from Mean Girls then bitch who is you?) entering

[Daniel-X]

Wait I've just paused the coming up

Chelsea didn't make it :(

OH FOR **** SAKEeeee.

[Drew.]

No but they might've done (Conor did after the show) and for a trans person that kind of acceptance would've been massive in an environment like that

The Miss GB thing is trivial though

Alright Jack it wasn't meant to get that deep, the situation reminded me of Luke A going around telling everyone thats all

[Amy Jade]

Told ya'll the public would ruin the series. Malin will be the first girl to go :(

[Jack_]

omg no I just remembered who Nathan reminds me of...

Jimmy Bullard :worry:

The hair and the accent and the nose

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

He reminded me of someone else too earlier but I can't remember now

I think this show is lowkey scripted

They do set up certain conversations and obviously the dates, the producers have even admitted as much, but everything out plays out naturally as far as we learned last year.

Though the fact they've said they're gonna be more reactive on production decisions this series makes me worried

[Amy Jade]

The superdrug ads are making me heave

[Jason.]

Malin has a good edit so hope it'll work in her favour

[Daniel-X]

This is a ****ing travesty that that Kady skank got in over legend Chelsea.

[LukeB]

Luke to stan Tom cause he's Welsh?

:joker:

Idkha but this made me lol.

[Amy Jade]

Hope Javi drowns the attention seeking prick

[Daniel-X]

Olivia can be med evacced please and Chelsea enters

[Jason.]

I've gone off Javi tonight tbh

[Black Dagger]

Hope Javi drowns the attention seeking prick

Taking it all a bit too seriously me thinks.

[Amy Jade]

Taking it all a bit too seriously me thinks.

You say similar and expect people to laugh so let's not try being moral

[Amy Jade]

Eat my skin :umm2:

[Black Dagger]

You say similar and expect people to laugh so let's not try being moral

You've literally said you wanted him to drown twice in a hour, I haven't said anything of the sort in a long while tyvm.

[MB.]

I'd like them all to drown actually

[Ross.]

NOT a man bun

drown him

[Amy Jade]

You've literally said you wanted him to drown twice in a hour, I haven't said anything of the sort in a long while tyvm.

Exactly you've said it in the past plenty of times so pick your moments to get on your pedestal a bit more carefully when you're guilty of basically the same off the cuff jokey comments

[LukeB]

I didn't watch the launch, I think I will tomorrow and try and get into it even if I have to cope with the cringe narrator.

[Black Dagger]

Exactly you've said it in the past plenty of times so pick your moments to get on your pedestal a bit more carefully when you're guilty of basically the same off the cuff jokey comments

It was more the fact you said the same comment in the space of an hour, be more creative. Hope he falls on spikes or st at least!!!

[Amy Jade]

NOT a man bun

drown him

Watch out...

[Jason.]

Let Iain Stirling live

[LukeB]

NOT a man bun

drown him

Not the guy Jason said I would stan having something horrible on his head.

[Amy Jade]

Kady :umm2:

[Daniel-X]

I love how the public picked the two I didn't want.

[Ross.]

bye at the worst two getting in

[Headie]

Ew @ the two I didn;t want to make it making it

[Jack_]

bye where's Chelsea

[Pete.]

Justice for Chelsea

[Jason.]

Not the guy Jason said I would stan having something horrible on his head.

He's Welsh so let him live!

or not idc he's awful

[Will.]

Ew at the public decision

[Amy Jade]

It was more the fact you said the same comment in the space of an hour, be more creative. Hope he falls on spikes or st at least!!!

I'm consistent in my death wishes.

[LukeB]

Let Iain Stirling live

:oh: he's awful

[Jason.]

Bye @ Chelsea not making it

[Black Dagger]

Let's not pretend that Chelsea won't get in. They have about 30 people in by the end of it.

[Daniel-X]

Jack was right about not giving the public the vote :shakeshead:

[Jason.]

:oh: he's awful

You're constant negativity is awful. Be gone away from this thread now imo :hee:

[LukeB]

He's Welsh so let him live!

or not idc he's awful

:joker:

[LukeB]

You're constant negativity is awful. Be gone away from this thread now imo :hee:

I'm not constantly being negative :nono:

[Jason.]

Let's not pretend that Chelsea won't get in. They have about 30 people in by the end of it.

Here for her serving Kinga and entering later on despite being rejected at first

[Cal.]

Gutted Terry got in. Kady vs Zara tho<3

[Amy Jade]

Here for her serving Kinga and entering later on despite being rejected at first

Chelsea to pull a wine bottle?

[MB.]

bye where's Chelsea

South west London

[Jack_]

Alright Jack it wasn't meant to get that deep, the situation reminded me of Luke A going around telling everyone thats all

:umm2: I wasn't trying to make it so, chill

Just saying that telling people you're Miss GB and telling people you're transgender are not really comparable

[Jack_]

Jack was right about not giving the public the vote :shakeshead:

:smug:

They need to stick to internal votes and recoupling to decide who comes in/leaves. It's supposed to be a game for love or money so let's make it so

[Jack_]

Much better episode than the first. Looks like a promising start actually

Also Caroline and Iain are the best things about this show :nono: their lowkey shading and sarcasm of how tacky it all is is gr8 <3

[Drew.]

:umm2: I wasn't trying to make it so, chill

Just saying that telling people you're Miss GB and telling people you're transgender are not really comparable

Not comparing them, just comparing the reactions.

[Jack_]

Not comparing them, just comparing the reactions.

In which case I misunderstood

[Headie]

I understand what Drew means, I don't think he meant it in an insensitive way tbh - the first two highlights episodes of BB13 were basically 45 mins of Luke going round the house telling everyone - this is kinda like what this episode was like with Zara

But I'd say Lydia's famous fiancé is more comparable tbh :laugh:

[Pete.]

I think this show is lowkey scripted
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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QmMHpFEuUPk/UYlUUONPwJI/AAAAAAAACwQ/NO9jiRxvSCI/s1600/alyssa-cute.gif

[Headie]

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screaming at the phone video like it's some homemade soft porno

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Why are they surprised that the girls don't want to have sex and get fingered after one night? Idiots.

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This needs to stop now.

[Jack_]

someone should exposé

[Black Dagger]

someone should exposé

I tried and got blocked instantly.

[Amy Jade]

Why is he copying us idgi he took my superdrug comment too :/

[MB.]

bye where's Chelsea

South west London

I think it was funny /cynthialeefontaine

[Black Dagger]

He doesn't even get mass retweets on them either, I'd likely be more annoyed tbh.

[Oaker]

oh so that's what you were talking about :umm2:

[Amy Jade]

He doesn't even get mass retweets on them either, I'd likely be more annoyed tbh.

Haha I just don't understand why he's copying us, it's not even just similar it's copy and paste jobs, it's a little creepy to be honest....

[Jack_]

Haha I just don't understand why he's copying us, it's not even just similar it's copy and paste jobs, it's a little creepy to be honest....

I imagine it's so he doesn't have to bother watching all of these shows and can get attention and thus follows in the process

He works in TV so it's probably why

[Daniel.]

Screaming

[Amy Jade]

I'm not even angry it's just weird and awkward haha

[Headie]

He's been banned for a week. If he continues to do it you just have to keep reporting him to mods - he was warned but carried on anyway last night, hence the ban.

[Jack.]

Welp at me forgetting to watch the first two days :worry:

[zakman440]

Episode 3 on NOW.

[Mokka]

Is this ITV or ITV2??

[Ross.]

ITV2

[Mokka]

wrong channel me :idc:

[Jason.]

Perched for tonights episode. It's giving me the episode after Naomi entered and Jess' fumes last year

[Jason.]

Cady is so basic though :rolleyes:

[Ross.]

The new guy is serving Jeremy from CBB and I'm not here for it

[Jason.]

He sounds like Benedict from BB13 :worry:

[Mokka]

Kady ... meh

[Mokka]

Terry ... meh

I have liked the cast this season so far though

[Ross.]

I'm lowkey a Javi stan

[Ross.]

get Tom out

[Mokka]

I'm lowkey a Javi stan

Me too :omgno:

get Daniel out imo

[Headie]

Tom & Terry out pls

[Jason.]

Idm Daniel tbh

[Jack_]

messssssss @ Dan

[Ross.]

mess at Daniel :joker:

[Headie]

Daniel is actually so annoying

[Headie]

He's giving me Steven Goode teas

[Jason.]

Terry looks like Vernon Kay

[Jack_]

He's giving me Steven Goode teas

:cheer2: plz make it happen

[Daniel-X]

Daniel is hot but his personality is awful, he's wayyyyy too obsessed with Olivia. It's clear she isn't interested. He's acting like they've been married for 25 years or something.

[Jack_]

He reminds me of someone off of Survivor

Anyone got any ideas?

[Mokka]

Daniel is actually so annoying

:clap1:

[Cal.]

Olivia needs to not. She has daddy Daniel there but is trying to get with Javi and Terry.

[Jason.]

I like Daniel but idk what Olivia's done wrong

[Cal.]

Olivia is trash

First gal out please

[Cal.]

ACTUALLY she brings drama she can stay but she's trash

[Daniel-X]

He reminds me of someone off of Survivor

Anyone got any ideas?

Joaquín from Worlds Apart?

[Jason.]

Olivia is trash

First gal out please

But yeah this is true. She's my least favourite one along with Kady

[Cal.]

Daniel needs to win

[Daniel-X]

Daniel needs to win

Callum needs to not.

[Mokka]

ACTUALLY she brings drama she can stay but she's trash

:joker:
She is my least favourite female... but yeah... so far this

[Daniel-X]

I want Olivia to stay for the drama TBH.

[Daniel-X]

The cast are actually all good so far and providing. I feel like Malin and Rykard could be in danger with the public though :worry:

[Jason.]

Tbf she's only just started speaking in the last 5 minutes. She was non-existent in the first two episodes

Not here for her stealing airtime of Malin

[Cal.]

Olivia is really bland looking why does she have 3 guys fighting over ha?

[Pete.]

Olivia is bringing it :clap1:

[Daniel-X]

Tbf she's only just started speaking in the last 5 minutes. She was non-existent in the first two episodes

Not here for her stealing airtime of Malin

Olivia's been providing drama consistently I think, even if it has been boring she was the one who instigated Javi vs Daniel and then last night when she 'accidentally' kissed Scott too and now Terry's in she's going everyone riled up. '

[Cal.]

I'm perched for Zara vs Kady

[Jason.]

I'm perched for Zara vs Kady

Tesco Jess vs. Naomi but here for it

[Ross.]

Tom needs to chill

[Daniel-X]

Tom is so aggressive wtf. I can't STAND him.

[Mokka]

Olivia is really bland looking why does she have 3 guys fighting over ha?

there is something about her top lip that annoys me... bad filler or botox or something... I just stare at it when she is on screen... trying to figure it out :hehe:

[Daniel-X]

Sophie deserves better.

[Daniel-X]

Olivia is really bland looking why does she have 3 guys fighting over ha?

I think it's cos she has a nice figure.

[Jason.]

Zara's not really that good looking for a Miss Great Britain tbh

[Cal.]

Honestly think the only guys safe are Nathan and Rykard. I'm sure Cara and Malin will stick with them but I don't know how Sophie, Zara, Olivia and Kady will go.

[Ross.]

can they not @ Sam Smith in the background

[Daniel-X]

It really annoys me when they act like this, she needs to know herself and realise she's known Scott for the best part of two days.

[Daniel-X]

can they not @ Sam Smith in the background

I'm sure he must pay ITV so much money to promote him. Remember all the 'money on my mind' promotion on IAC they mentioned it like four times last year :joker:

[Cal.]

Not Zara crying when she's been dumped on Love Island where there's like 3 men desperately grasping for a partner

[Jason.]

Also why is she sobbing for being pied off once when Malin was pied off four times in the space of about 20 minutes...on the first day as well :bored:

[Mokka]

Tesco Jess vs. Naomi but here for it

Miss Great Britain is Tesco Jess :laugh2:

but yes :smug:

[Daniel-X]

'I've been mugged of by HIM... I HAVE been mugged off by HIM... who does he think he is?' - sorry loov you're nothing special.

[Headie]

Zara's not really that good looking for a Miss Great Britain tbh

Deana as Miss India UK >>>

[Cal.]

Not her crying cos she's on her own? She gets to pick her partner on Friday?

[Ross.]

I'm screaming at how dramatic Zara is being about this

[Jason.]

Deana as Miss India UK >>>

:clap1:

[Cal.]

Daniel being strategic<3

YAAAS stay in the villa dad

[Cal.]

Daniel needs to smack Scott

[Jason.]

Daniel needs to smack Scott

LI to have its own Fight Night?

[Ross.]

Why hasn't Javi snatched one of the free gals yet

[Cal.]

Kady's presence causing drama

[Daniel-X]

Zara's such a dick, can't stand her.

[Cal.]

Daniel<3

[Jason.]

this is legit Jess vs. Naomi when Naomi snatched Josh off Jess

[Cal.]

Destroy them

[Daniel-X]

Daniel and Zara out first please.

[Cal.]

Daniel told the truth

[Jason.]

"Everbody needs to shut the **** up" serving "Everybody needs to calm the **** down" teas

[Cal.]

Daniel and Zara out first please.

Stop

[Ross.]

Malin and Rykard are me and Jason watching the dramz

[Jason.]

Malin and Rykard are me and Jason watching the dramz

nn

I'm Malin

[Headie]

"I DO NOT fancy you AT ALL... I'd rather LEAVE... I'm not bein horrible!"

:joker:

[Daniel-X]

Stop

I'm not liking your Daniel_ stanning James Hill era with you stanning Daniel plainly because of looks! :nono:

[Jack_]

I'd be pissed if I were Daniel

Trying to stick up for Zara and she throws it back in his face, tell her to **** off :umm2:

[Cal.]

I'm not liking your Daniel_ stanning James Hill era with you stanning Daniel plainly because of looks! :nono:

It's not looks he causes dramz I use his honesty and argumentative attitude

[Jason.]

Poor Daniel can't win either way

[Pete.]

Zara is serving legend

[Jason.]

Daniel isn't even the worst.

Daniel > Tom

[Daniel-X]

Actually yeah I'd take Daniel over Tom.

[Cal.]

I'd take Daniel over anyone besides Zara

[Pete.]

Does Rykard remind anyone else of Brian Belo?

[Daniel-X]

Kady seems dull, she's such a wannabee Chelsea.

[Pete.]

(Scott is the worst)

[Jason.]

Does Rykard remind anyone else of Brian Belo?

Yeah it's the voice

[Cal.]

Sophie is also a legend I want her to win

[Jason.]

(Scott is the worst)

Is it cause he dumped Zara?

[Jack_]

Joaquín from Worlds Apart?

hm sort of but its not him

Also why is she sobbing for being pied off once when Malin was pied off four times in the space of about 20 minutes...on the first day as well :bored:

not you using the Love Island lingo

"Everbody needs to shut the **** up" serving "Everybody needs to calm the **** down" teas

Remind me who that was :suspect:

[Jason.]

This series is honestly way better than last years judging by the first two days we've already had so many different storylines and arguments

We didn't get our first major argument till about 7 days in last year

[Daniel-X]

Lbr Chelsea would be the best islander rn if she went in.

[Jason.]

Remind me who that was :suspect:

Daniel when everybody was arguing

[andy191]

Missed last nights episode. If the 2 new ones went in Monday night, how come it was only shown tonight. Does each nights episode show what happened 2 days ago as oppose to bb's 1 day.

[Daniel-X]

For a start Zara love, Kady is about ten times better looking.

[Jason.]

Not Tom's slut-shaming :umm2:

[Jack_]

g o o d b y e @ him saying she looked like a slag :bored:

[Ross.]

eject ha

[Jason.]

"1"

He said in his VT that he's slept with 200-300 women :bored:

[Daniel-X]

Not Tom's slut-shaming :umm2:

He's blatantly sexist, he's acting like all women are irrational sex crazy creatures once they have a few drinks

[Mokka]

OMG ...bye @ Tom

[Jack_]

'Well the drinks are on me!'

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Daniel-X]

i hope some sort of plan or something is formed which leaves Tom on his own and inadvertdley evicted.

[Jason.]

Zara awkwardly walking in :laugh:

[Ross.]

Zara is so fumed

[Ross.]

welp poor Javi

[Amy Jade]

Javi isn't even hot idgi

[Mokka]

Javi is cute though...

[Jason.]

Not them speaking in foreign language

gives me Imogen and Glyn's Welsh discussions

[Jack_]

Daniel when everybody was arguing

No I mean who was 'everyone needs to calm the **** down' :laugh:

[Jason.]

No I mean who was 'everyone needs to calm the **** down' :laugh:

Toya BB15

[Headie]

No I mean who was 'everyone needs to calm the **** down' :laugh:

Not you forgetting
https://uploadir.com/u/alz7ye9q

[Jack_]

This convo makes me wish I could speak another language, how cool

[Amy Jade]

Javi is disgusting he's ugly as sin and both girls are too good for him

[Daniel-X]

This convo makes me wish I could speak another language, how cool

It kind of makes me want to continue studying Spanish at A-Level but it's painfully boring.

[Headie]

Javi is like a hotter version of Anthony Costa

[Jack_]

*sits down for starters*

'I think I've built a good foundation with you already'

okay luv

[Amy Jade]

I like Cady she seems quite sweet but still wish Chelsea was in

[Ross.]

*sits down for starters*

'I think I've built a good foundation with you already'

okay luv

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Hope she pies him

[Jason.]

I like Cady she seems quite sweet but still wish Chelsea was in

Yeah I feel this way too

I judged her too soon but she's nice

[Daniel-X]

Okay I'm back to loving our Javi.

Kady isn't as bad as i thought too but I'm still convinced Chelsea would've been better.

[Jason.]

Has Malin even gotten a second of airtime tonight? :suspect:

[Amy Jade]

'She's the best one here'

Ermmm not when Malin is still here

[Jason.]

Screaming @ Scott getting there first :joker:

[Ross.]

Malin is being sabotaged by producers?

[Jack_]

Toya BB15

Not you forgetting
https://uploadir.com/u/alz7ye9q

omg oh yeah <3

It kind of makes me want to continue studying Spanish at A-Level but it's painfully boring.

Yeah I always hated learning languages in school, they were just **** around lessons :joker: but I'm always jealous of people who can speak more than one and it'd be so cool to be able to listen in on people's conversations

Way too much effort though

[Jack_]

This was another great episode, the series is setting itself up fantastically so far

I don't think I like this cast as much as people like I did last year's (especially Jess), but there's certainly more storylines going on at this point than there were last time - it's hard to keep up with!

[Daniel-X]

Malin, Rykard and Cara were snubbed tonight so bad by the editors.

[Pete.]

Has Malin even gotten a second of airtime tonight? :suspect:
No but that's good because she's generally liked from what I can see :suspect:

[Headie]

Cady is so basic though :rolleyes:

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The new guy is serving Jeremy from CBB and I'm not here for it

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He's acting like they've been married for 25 years or something.

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Tom needs to chill

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Also why is she sobbing for being pied off once when Malin was pied off four times in the space of about 20 minutes...

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LI to have its own Fight Night?

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Zara's such a dick

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Does Rykard remind anyone else of Brian Belo?

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This series is honestly way better than last years

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Not them speaking in foreign language

gives me Imogen and Glyn's Welsh discussions

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still wish Chelsea was in

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At least the Brian one wasn't just a cut and paste job this time :/

[Jason.]

Oh Luke you nasty bugger you!

[Mokka]

the thing that mugs me off about lukee... is he never quotes me :rant:

:joker:

[Daniel-X]

Omg I couldn't have the energy in me to do what he does.

[Jason.]

I think this is the first time I've been quoted by him and he quoted like 6 of me posts so I feel quite honoured actually

[Pete.]

Not mine getting the most likes :sorry:

[Ross.]

The whole thing is very bizarre and a bit sad really

[Headie]

Mess @ him tagging Glyn & Imogen too

[Mokka]

It's BBCan all over again

[Ross.]

Mess @ him tagging Glyn & Imogen too

Trying to snatch a tweet from them?

[Jason.]

Not mine getting the most likes :sorry:

My Malin one got the same :suspect:

[Jason.]

Mess @ him tagging Glyn & Imogen too

LukeB teas

[Amy Jade]

Josy need to ban him for this plagiary!

[Pete.]

My Malin one got the same :suspect:
I appear mistaken http://i.imgur.com/nwOeC6i.png?1 (mine isn't even a direct copy lmao)

[LukeB]

LukeB teas

Hey :oh:

tbh I would actually tag them :lovedup:

[Headie]

Josy need to ban him for this plagiary!

He's already on a weeks ban for continuing after being warned by mods - I'm guessing the only way to stop him is an IP ban

[Jason.]

I appear mistaken http://i.imgur.com/nwOeC6i.png?1 (mine isn't even a direct copy lmao)

And mine got a retweet too :hee:

[LukeB]

Trying to snatch a tweet from them?

I will send for him if he gets a tweet from stealing and I only get a like from him when I tag him :oh:

[Ross.]

And mine got a retweet too :hee:

Not Luke Elkins turning y'all against each other, we need to stick together http://i.imgur.com/4Xg36EV.png?1

[Jason.]

screaming @ us just comparing who's plagarised posts got the most likes/RTs instead of being concerned

[LukeB]

Luke probs stole the name Luke tbh... good choice though

[Amy Jade]

He's already on a weeks ban for continuing after being warned by mods - I'm guessing the only way to stop him is an IP ban

Bloody hell it's actually frustrating because he just copies and pastes it, if he mixed it up I'd just laugh it off but he literally steals our thoughts haha

[Headie]

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He must've cut/paste some posts about Marcus from TiBB and tweeted them to him without realising it was negative :joker:

[Black Dagger]

urgh. can he just choke on a burger or st.