The Winner of TiBB Xmasvision 2015 is... johnnyuk123!

[kirklancaster]

I have it all wrapped up I know I'm going to win (the judges promised me after I transferred £50 each into their bank) :smug:

:laugh: I really hope you do well Adam - you deserve some 'recognition'.

[Jamie89]

I'm really looking forward to tonight, can't wait to see what everyone else has done! I have no idea what to expect

[Vicky.]

I'm actually so nervous, I feel like my song is embarrassing and I only had 1 chance to record it cos I only sing when I'm home alone and my voice sounds so crap omg why am I doing this to myself

You will be my highest points just for singing it yourself tbh..assuming you are the only one who has done so :D

[kirklancaster]

I'm really looking forward to tonight, can't wait to see what everyone else has done! I have no idea what to expect

Mine is a very 'tongue-in-cheek' parody and I tried singing it, but you could not understand what I was saying with my tongue in my cheek. :hehe:

[gamepodfan]

good luck guys

[Denver]

Mine is something alot of members can relate to :hehe:

[Josiah.]

Only hours to go...

[Shaun]

You will be my highest points just for singing it yourself tbh..assuming you are the only one who has done so :D

She isn't, and tbf it shouldn't really be an automatic advantage anyway, everyone's put effort into their songs :nono:

[Jay.]

shaun did i send you back an edited version of mine bc icr

shAUN http://i.imgur.com/p7FhMhOs.jpg

[Shaun]

yes i got it leAVE ME ALONE http://i.imgur.com/5dAqntE.png

[Jøsh]

God josh!!!

or
Jesus Josh!!!!

I don't think he's even BalthazarJosh

that ****ing JudasJosh I tell you

This :joker:

[Jack.]

:umm2: my song is literally awful, I've only sent it in to add another 1 to the record breaking numbers :laugh:

[Josiah.]

Almost 2 hours and 40 minutes to go...

[Denver]

I make it 1 hour 40 minutes :suspect:

[gamepodfan]

4UMQhr7u1gY

ALL STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF SAN MARINO WHO WILL WIN TONIGHT IN THE XMASVISION 2015 SHOW

[Livia]

I'm wearing this tonight. Too much?

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr05/24/16/enhanced-19247-1398372692-22.jpg

[Shaun]

A whole 25 entries now thanks to Jack!

I do apologise for not replying to every PM by the way - I've been trying my best not to read all of your entries for lyrics and songs used because the selfish part of me wants to be surprised too :laugh: but I am truly grateful for all of these entries and for all of your work. And I've received them all - if you're worried I haven't got one, just check the OP and there should be a RECEIVED next to your name :)

I'm just writing a quick 'introduction' song now featuring last Xmasvision's champion Josy... but she's had a surname change, must be a Christmas username thing I guess...

[T*]

Shaun did you get my refined one?

[Denver]

I have got my outfit ready

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm gonna wear my birthday suit.:hehe:

[Jay.]

yes i got it leAVE ME ALONE http://i.imgur.com/5dAqntE.png

:joker::joker:

thank you x

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Call me crazy, Rudolph-
You're crazy-
But it seems we didn't get a single vote to enter the TiBB Hall of Fame this year.
Absolute madness.
Sadly, we're too out-of-work to storm off in a huff, so we're just here to tell you: WE ARE LIVE IN AN HOUR.
I am so hard rn

[Josiah.]

This will be an amazing show. I've set up the livestream page on YouTube. Here's the link if you want to watch it there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtNERMaQ6N8

[gamepodfan]

This will be an amazing show. I've set up the livestream page on YouTube. Here's the link if you want to watch it there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtNERMaQ6N8

cool can not wait

[Jøsh]

All in! All in!

[gamepodfan]

All in! All in!

yes

#sanmarinoxv

[Jøsh]

This will be an amazing show. I've set up the livestream page on YouTube. Here's the link if you want to watch it there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtNERMaQ6N8

Enable chat, please??? I'm logged in on YT!

[MB.]

My body isn't nearly ready enough for Rudolph and Augustine

[gamepodfan]

Enable chat, please??? I'm logged in on YT!

im on to 17 mins to go

[T*]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/c3/de/78/7a/3c/fc/9d/98/19/e9/90/f1/ba/10/1e/d3/svantestockselius_live.jpg
My name is Cornelius and i am moist in anticipation

[MB.]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/c3/de/78/7a/3c/fc/9d/98/19/e9/90/f1/ba/10/1e/d3/svantestockselius_live.jpg
My name is Cornelius and i am moist in anticipation


hai thurr

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/8d/77/90/3e/cd/59/27/bd/cf/7e/23/88/04/39/a3/b9/svantestockselius.jpg

[gamepodfan]

hai thurr

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/8d/77/90/3e/cd/59/27/bd/cf/7e/23/88/04/39/a3/b9/svantestockselius.jpg

i hate that guy he ruined eurovision

[gamepodfan]

here some song wait

wmin5WkOuPw

[Jøsh]

New avatar in time for the show!

[T*]

New avatar in time for the show!

it looks like a penis

[T*]

i hate that guy he ruined eurovision

http://visualrian.ru/thumbnails/00000000371/371237.thw

[Drew.]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3173/2553333761_5e3eeaf97c.jpg

[Josiah.]

If your perched for the livestream, but you want to comment here...
NtNERMaQ6N8

[Jøsh]

it looks like a penis

Just realised.. :P

[T*]

hej
http://www.skynews.com.au/content/dam/skynews/news/top-stories/2015/05/24/skynews_715942688.jpg/jcr:content/renditions/skynews.img.1200.745.jpeg
http://gdb.rferl.org/6CA54DB1-C302-45C9-8167-903740AB3EF5_mw1024_s_n.jpg

[gamepodfan]

If your perched for the livestream, but you want to comment here...
NtNERMaQ6N8

its saying the chat is disabled

[Jøsh]

http://www.wearforus.com/blog/assets_c/2011/08/2011-06-03%20The%20Queen's%20Guard%20%26%20Those%20Pesky%2 0Tourists-thumb-400x266-227.jpg
Just outside the studio!

[Josiah.]

For the youtube livestream; the comments section on the right hand side of the screen will be automatically enabled at 8pm.

[gamepodfan]

For the youtube livestream; the comments section on the right hand side of the screen will be automatically enabled at 8pm.

oh ok then and just to say great youtube channel

[Livia]

Good luck everyone x I'm sure this is going to be a great laugh as always. One winner but never any losers.

[T*]

we just got reports that the interval act HAS gotten the ping pong ball stuck in her vagina so it has been cancelled and she is being rushed to the hospital

[gamepodfan]

we just got reports that the interval act HAS gotten the ping pong ball stuck in her vagina so it has been cancelled.

and my act has a striptease lol

[Livia]

we just got reports that the interval act HAS gotten the ping pong ball stuck in her vagina so it has been cancelled.

Oh no... we'll never get an act as classy as that this late in the day.

[T*]

and my act has a striptease lol

*calls childline*

[T*]

Oh no... we'll never get an act as classy as that this late in the day.

she's giving birth to a ping pong baby as we speak

[Shaun]

A brief five minute delay as is standard... :ninja2: sorry

[gamepodfan]

A brief five minute delay as is standard... :ninja2: sorry

i want my money back

[T*]

FFS SHAUN GET YOUR **** TOGETHER *flips table*

[Jamie89]

I just got home in time, I've been looking forward to this :cheer2: Good luck everyone! and have fun x

[Tom4784]

A brief five minute delay as is standard... :ninja2: sorry

Augustine has OD'd against hasn't she?

[Jake.]

Please welcome your host.. Shau.. oh nvm

[MB.]

A brief five minute delay as is standard... :ninja2: sorry

You've let us down, you've let yourself down, but most of all, you've let gamepodfan down

[Johnnyuk123]

Good luck everyone! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[T*]

i want my money back


san marino
money

something seems wrong

[gamepodfan]

your so lucky im watching tmi

[Denver]

Me arriving
http://www.andreagura.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/DSC_0628-2.jpg

[Shaun]

In the mean time here are some pictures from other members that are 40 times the size of your screens

[Livia]

That lipstick was a mistake, Adam.

[Jamie89]

Do we know what order the entries are in?

[gamepodfan]

in the meantime heres some tmi friday

_AwM55ZZ-0s

[Jamie89]

In the mean time here are some pictures from other members that are 40 times the size of your screens

:joker:

[Livia]

FFS Shaun you've already had an extra day... tut...

[RichardG]

I have no idea what this is but I'm ready for it :clap1:

Can I post in here or is it just for people participating

[Livia]

Do we know what order the entries are in?

It's a few pages back.

[T*]

in the meantime heres some tmi friday

_AwM55ZZ-0s

why would we want to watch a mediocre SMTV rip off from like 2009 tho

[MB.]

Turkey has arrived

http://www.thepetinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Bronze-Turkey-500x375.jpg

(I... I don't know much about Turkey)

[Denver]

That lipstick was a mistake, Adam.

Do you think so? I was gonna do it the colours of my flag but didn't want to go ott

[Jamie89]

It's a few pages back.

Found it, thanks :)

[gamepodfan]

why would we want to watch a mediocre SMTV rip off from like 2009 tho

because if you dont i will sent you to burnley :laugh:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

We are live!
And incredibly rushed!
We'll just use the same picture every time we speak tbh!
Yeah!
Last year, Josy J won the very first Xmasvision Song Contest. This year, she is back, and wildly anticipating her career downturn!
She's also married some bloke called Mr. Elliott. Here is Josy Elliott.

[T*]

Turkey has arrived

http://www.thepetinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Bronze-Turkey-500x375.jpg

(I... I don't know much about Turkey)

does anyone??

[gamepodfan]

does anyone??

im eating a TURKEY sandwish

[Dollface]

http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Lana-flag-gifs-001_001.gif

[Shaun]

New Member? WTF (Where They From?), by Josy Elliott & Pharrell Willijames.

http://i.imgur.com/FkqYptY.png

To the tune of:
KO_3Qgib6RQ

The performance opens on a stage designed to replicate a subway station of New York. Two trains on the left and right of the stage are marked 'Banned' and 'OK for Now'. The 'Banned' train is crammed with pale, sweaty folk with their faces against the window. Inside the other train, a little Japanese boy is dancing to the latest 'Perfume' hit, with acres of room. Josy Elliott, stood on the platform between the two, is wearing an orange hi-vis jacket and directing hordes onto either of the two. A man on a puppet string is, for no real reason, dancing in the background. His name is Pharrell Willijames.

[Chorus - Josy]
Coming on TiBB was dumb...
How you do, where you from?
Registration's done, gurl,
But you got your I.P. wrong.
A bunch of weaves did it and it sure weren't fun
That's why they banned for so long.
You gave it away when you called me hun,
That's how they do it where they from.

[Verse 1: Josy]
I'm so jaded, no exaggeration
Whips crackin' like a Dezzy nation
Trolls to the left for some infractin'
Where we make it look like you're on vacation
Can't take it, them chicks been fakin'
Y'all still weaves? Better stay away, then.
Chat and Games is for the good to take in,
Another skin coming fast, make them think we're workin'.
[Pharrell Willijames' puppet winks to the camera, and Vanessa, watching home, entirely ***** herself.
Feeling festive, call me Ho Ho Ho
You better huddle up cause this bitch is cold
Ban that, ban that, Marsh and Daniel_
This another hit, I'm hotter than the Mole
James got my back, hey, uh, did you see that?
Multi in the Lounge, James, calling peeps fat
I'm a Big Mac is how you pronounce that
Like m-m-m-m, babayaro's a twat
Arista's feeling funk whilst you're down in the dumps?
TiBB wants to be fun and could do without you grumps.

[Chorus - Josy]
Coming on TiBB was dumb...
How you do, where you from?
Registration's done, gurl,
But you got your I.P. wrong.
A bunch of weaves did it and it sure weren't fun
That's why they banned for so long.
You gave it away when you called me hun,
That's how they do it where they from.

[Verse 2: Willijames]
I log onto TiBB every evening
Click click, just visiting
Click, click, can't resist it
Moderating like Sticks is
Science forum is the business
Face it: admins were born for debating
Daily, as Josy demonstrates it.
Mods? Oh nah nah nah.
We are so different to y'all, so far apart
The way we hired and fired Marc
We won't depart, we are not Mark
We're almighty TiBB stars
Basically I'm sick of you guys
The drama, I've tried, practically died,
As years go by, becomes less of a ride
So open your eyes, the joke's on you guys.
And you ain't gotta be a TiBB gay to see some of you's cray, son.

[Chorus: Josy]
Coming on TiBB was dumb...
How you do, where you from?
Registration's done, gurl,
But you got your I.P. wrong.
A bunch of weaves did it and it sure weren't fun
That's why they banned for so long.
You gave it away when you called me hun,
That's how they do it where they from.

Josy realises she is five minutes late for the show and doesn't bother with a third verse (I HAVE LITERALLY JUST THIS SECOND WROTE THIS ENTIRE THING OK SORRY) end bye.

[Jøsh]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

We are live!
And incredibly rushed!
We'll just use the same picture every time we speak tbh!
Yeah!
Last year, Josy J won the very first Xmasvision Song Contest. This year, she is back, and wildly anticipating her career downturn!
She's also married some bloke called Mr. Elliott. Here is Josy Elliott.
This :joker:

[MB.]

She's no Kizzy MacColl but she'll do

[gamepodfan]

also the live stream is not on yet

[T*]

Pharrell Willijames' puppet winks to the camera, and Vanessa, watching home, entirely ****s herself.
:joker: :joker:

[Drew.]

We're going to have to postpone this until Josiah has got the livestream up and running

[Tom4784]

Josy needs a shave tbh.

(but :clap1: at that song.)

[Livia]

LOL... that was brilliant.

[Jake.]

that's great :joker:

[Jamie89]

Excellent :clap1:

[Denver]

Perched for me defying all odds from #1 position

[Jay.]

screaming, brilliant imo

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

That took my breath away, Augustine!
Wow!
omg!
But we really must get this show properly underway so whilst Shaun goes and finds the correct PM let's introduce our first country of the evening.
They are called 'Slovakia' apparently and that is really cool and really interesting

[Jøsh]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/28/57/68/2857680769aed47ae6331af9f4bf7629.gif
WE need the stream

[Denver]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVoAsSdMwp20gMNI1L46NHL9N0kjUEZ B83cIH5pZ9aOSEB9U5d

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/0ma7wEq.gifthats how they do it where they fromhttp://i.imgur.com/oWtSpaK.gif

[Shaun]

SYKU7DfEJT4

Good Evening Fellow Tibbies, I am pleased to present this year's entry:

'Half the Forum are Banned' by 'No Way Sis'

I would like to leave this forum, this Tibby don't feel too happy, and
I can't stop the infractions running around the forum
And when I leave this forum I'll book myself into an asylum 'Cause I can't stop the infractions that are running around the forum
So here I go, I'm still searching around in the same old threads
My body feels fresh but my brain is very ill
So what do I say?
Tibb can't give me the diversity I need anyway 'Cos Half the forum's banned Half thes forum's banned And I've been nice, I've been nasty, but I don't feel happy
And when I leave this forum
You know I'd stay but I just can't take it anymore
I can feel the infractions that are running around the forum
And if I could leave my spirit
I'll find me a box and I will cry in it and
I can feel the infractions that are running around the forum

Here I go, I'm still searching around in the same silly threads
My body feels fresh but my brain is very ill
So what do I say ?
It can't give me the safety that is needed anyway
Half the forum are banned , half the forum are banned
Half the forum are banned
I've been nice I've been nasty but I don't feel happy

I still don't feel happy
I still don't feel down
I don't feel happy
I don't feel happy
Don't feel happy
I don't feel happy

Thank you Tibbies, and please remember to vote for Slovakia

[Johnnyuk123]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVoAsSdMwp20gMNI1L46NHL9N0kjUEZ B83cIH5pZ9aOSEB9U5d

Good luck Adam.:wavey:

[Denver]

Get ready to have your minds blown

[T*]

i like how it made me laugh but depressed at the same time
very good job adam :clap1:

[Jake.]

well done adam!

[Drew.]

Solid way to start things off

[MB.]

I am slain by your complete lack of concern for a rhyme scheme, Adam

I'm sure it'll catch on :clap1:

[Jay.]

adam, loving that concept :clap1:

[Denver]

Thanks guys it was my first attempt at this :worry:

[Jamie89]

Adam that was great! Well done :clap1:

[Livia]

I loved it, Adam x

[Johnnyuk123]

Great opening song Adam.:clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Denver]

Thank you :love:

[Tom4784]

:clap2:

Very well done.

[Denver]

Thank you

[kirklancaster]

Scream With Delight, Jump For Joy
Dat Kirk is Here For His Boy


:clap1::clap1::clap1:Well done Adam and good luck with the points.

[Dollface]

Well done Adam, and Josy/James, great songs :amazed:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Rudolph-
Yes?
You know the old man in the John Lewis advert that we don't technically get in our home country (I forgot where we're from)?
What about him?
Is it true?
Is what true, my sweet?
THAT YOU SLEPT WITH HIM?
Here's Romania!

[Denver]

Thanks :love:

[Jay.]

can i just say that i was hoping to come later bc it's going to stick out like a sore thumb and i'm so embarrassed to even associate myself with this creative masterpiece

[Shaun]

~
[Okay so my entry is a complete overdone joke and i’m a one trick pony, it’s all i could really do so sorry for my worse than usual entry. also i should say it’s a joke i don’t have marsh’s pubes in a jar at home]


‘An Ode to Marsh’ by Jadele
To the tune of ‘I Miss You’ by Adele

OAs7dgMtEmc
-------------------------------

Jay walks onto the stage, tears falling from his face.
He turns on his laptop and opens Powerpoint.
The presentation is titled “Marsh, 101 reasons why I love him”
He’s shaking with nerves… he begins to sing.

-------------------------------

I want to touch every single piece of you
I’ve got a jar of your pubes at home too
Push me away and treat me cruel
I’ll keep pining for you baby
I’ve got photos of you on my wall
You looked so cute in the fall
Be my Norma Bates
To my Norman Bates

Marshy don’t make me come and find you
Marshy don’t make me come find you
(Shouting) Marshy don’t make me come and find you
Come and find you, come and find you
Come and find you, come and find you
You you you

I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home

I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home

I have wet dreams about you
I have a shrine of you in my room
I pretend to like the shows that you do
Marry me make me Mr Marsh
Go suck my little toe
You know how to drive me wild
I want to enter your great unknown
I want to hear you moan

Marshy don’t make me come and find you
Marshy don’t make me come find you
(Shouting) Marshy don’t make me come and find you
Come and find you, come and find you
Come and find you, come and find you
You you you

I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home

I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home

We play so dirty in the park
Because we’re about 30 towns away
It only makes me harder baby
It only makes me harder baby
Harder baby
Harder baby

I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home

I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home

Oooh, I love you
Oooh, I love you
Oooh, I love you
Oooh, I love you
Oooh, I love you
Oooh, I love you

-------------------------------

Jay looks up, the room is empty, apart from a single, restrained Marsh.
Marsh is taped to the chair, next to a cup of his finger nails.
“This is love” Jay proclaims.
They live happily ever after.

[Jake.]

can i just say that i was hoping to come later bc it's going to stick out like a sore thumb and i'm so embarrassed to even associate myself with this creative masterpiece

people don't like associating with you anyway dw

[Josiah.]

New Livestream Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTmwPsfNnJ8

[MB.]

Queen

[T*]

oh
my
god

[gamepodfan]

New Livestream Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTmwPsfNnJ8

ur late again

[MB.]

Oh no wait you've started singing

[Dollface]

...........wow, i'm speechless

[Tom4784]

These vocals are slaying me, ngl.

[Dollface]

beautiful jay, truly beautiful

[Johnnyuk123]

I have your name tattooed on my dick :joker::joker::joker:

[Drew.]

Ok this is brilliant

[Shaun]

(I didn't actually listen to this when I received it and basically omg)

(actually just frozen still)

[MB.]

The 'come and find you's <3 So much effort I'm confused

[Jay.]

5 minutes too much isn't it

[Jake.]

oh my ****ing god i was not expecting you to start singing :joker::joker: jay this is actually amazing

[Denver]

Reminds me of a young Lenny Henry

[Jøsh]

I can't hear the stream Josiah, you can see this probs.

[Livia]

This is brilliant. Slightly sinister... but brilliant LOL ...

[BlankSpace]

Hi! What have I missed?

[MB.]

5 minutes too much isn't it

Tbh I'll wait for the remix before I make my mind up

[Jamie89]

Omg I loved this!!! :clap1:

[T*]

josiah is frozen in shock on his stream

[Jake.]

this is easily one of my favourite tibb entries ever, well done

[Jay.]

josiah is frozen in shock on his stream

:joker::joker:

[Dollface]

#jay2win

[Tom4784]

If there's such thing as a Tibb Eurovision Hall of Fame then this entry should be inducted to it immediately.

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

What a wonderful key change there
Yes, let's gloss over the idea of lusting after Marsh.
Shade?
Oop.
Here are Serbia!

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Jay!:clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Jøsh]

Thanks Josiah!

[Shaun]

Wurkit by Sissy Elliscott

The crowd loses their collective **** (that was clumsy lol!) as Sissy Elliscott emerges from the dry ice blowing across the stage - it has been years since she last performed, wrote or recorded anything and she has been sorely missed on the music scene. Her career had been blighted by a scandal involving a leaked picture of her genitalia and the ensuing madness that followed seemed to have an adverse and perverse effect on the superstar. This song, Wurkit, the lead single from her comeback album documents the struggles she faced in her years away from the spotlight and appears to name check and diss many of her contemporaries. Her fast paced delivery and the effortless rap wows the crowd.

ZnDuTAWV6C8

Josy please, I’m not a troll
Oh don’t ban me this time!
This is a T-I-B-B one-time exclusive

Take a dick pic, call it wurkit
I get my thing out, make you wanna twerk it
Benjamin’s gone flown abroad again
Told him that he looks like a quiche lorraine
Got a big ban, from the admin
And sign up as a girl called Jasmine
Vicky has the baby blues y’see
Dezzy’d rather take a **** on me

I showed you all my semi, don’t get petty
You gettin’ on my grill like Ugly Betty
Gonna hit you Danny Trejo: Machete
Throw ya ‘gainst the wall like cook spaghetti
Say the wrong thing and start a flame war
On Tinychat call your mum a *****
Clock Shu, GypsyGoth and Iceman
Tell Mystic Mock that ya really don’t stan
Make my day and my life, oh please
Kiss my ass and my face, you skeeze
Mokka and the truth got me in a debate
arista talkin’ **** someone please translate
That’s it Honey ari-ri-ri-rista
**** your caravan you Shilpa ****awallahs
Wurkit, that’s what I think aboutcha
Pics of dicks so you better ban ha

Take a dick pic, call it wurkit
I get my thing out, make you wanna twerk it
Dunno why I sent the pic to Glenn
Jessica sent it to DTM
Got a big ban, from the admin
For a Burn Book that got you all ****zin’
Nathan thinks I’m a crazy fool
Niamh’s dropping off kids at the pool

If you Orangu get your squad perched
Get a permaban, get your weave did
I said to my friend kirklancast-ah
Kizzy threw some shade why don’tcha go and clock ha
**** I look like a Chat and Games post-ah?
Novo in the bath, let me throw a toast-ah
I really wanna be like Reece my sestra
Chewy on my lips like a piece of Extra
Clockin’ that thot Firewire fella
Listen up bitch I’m the forum Mecca
I’m really kind of bitter ‘bout the caravan of love
I’m really kinda pissed, but my toilet doesn’t flush
I think my rhymes and my flows make you blush
Love the way my pics go around-a-round-round
Show you again for a couple-of-pound
And spam a couple gifs while arou-arou-roused
Then I log off and it feels like doom
Another three months in a virtual tomb

Take a dick pic, call it wurkit
I get my thing out, make you wanna twerk it
Lucas is just a thirsty ho
Drew passed it on to Locke fo sho
Got a big ban, from the admin
And say peace ‘cause I think I’m a dead man
Don’t get me started MTVN
Chaos is a lez who don’t like men

Posts, posts, all types of posts
Rude, mean, proper baitin’, whiny posts
I’m right, you’re a fat concubine,
Talk smack, hooker brat Frankenstein
Bitch, bitch, step it back
Hope you don’t die of a heart attack
Kiss my ass, Ammi go to hell
Tell AnnieK and Tom as well
Just 'cause I got a lot of post infract
Rose McGowan gotta have a lotta impact
Coulda told Kate she’s my friend, I guess
Told her bye Felicia ‘cause I’m a hot mess
Got a ban from Josy so I troll hard-ah
Roast that bitch alive for a tasty start-ah
**** your final warning ‘cause I’m a mart-ah
Tell everyone that THIS IS SPARTA!!

LeatherTrumpet drinks like uh, duh
Livia thinks like uh, duh
Social groups guy go fa-fack-a-you-all
Wanna join join join groups haha lol

Take a dick pic, call it wurkit
I get my thing out, make you wanna twerk it
Lostalex picking fights with everyone
Smithy can preach it like a nun
Got a big ban, from the admin
Hello hi T I B B what’s happ’nin’
LemonJam can wurkit day and night
Put it in your mouth yeah that feels right

To the forum
This song is some berserk ****
I’m the Swan Queen
You like the way I wurkit
~

[T*]

WE CAN HEAR JOSIAh :cheer2:

[MB.]

The Shilpa cameo made that

[Ross.]

omfg I am LIVING for Jay's flawless vocals

[T*]

**** your caravan you Shilpa ****awallahs
omg :laugh2:

[Drew.]

Amazing Zee.. 3 songs in and the standard is crazy already

[Denver]

Can we end the show now? It would be my only chance of a top 3 :worry:

[Jøsh]

Can we end the show now? It would be my only chance of a top 3 :worry:

Mine is next! :nono:

[Tom4784]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/ca0da2bd08ca1c4a8d74fa4652f30562/tumblr_inline_nz2aqys2KM1rdt7fl_500.gif

[Jay.]

oh my god zee :joker::joker:

[Jamie89]

Wow! These are all so good! :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

lol Great stuff Zee!:joker::joker::joker:

[Livia]

Bloody hell, Zee... that totally scanned. Brilliant.

[gamepodfan]

hi youtube subcribe to michael the youtube gamer

[Jake.]

zee :joker: brilliant

[Ross.]

Zee :clap1:

[Dollface]

That was actually so good omg

If I don't hear a non-funny song before my entry i'm pulling out though OK

[T*]

ily zee

[T*]

josiah shoutout pls

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

We should have probably changed the song order
Hmm. The rest are all rubbish tbf.
Augustine wtf
hehe x
Looking to prove you wrong, it's the United Kingdom!

[Tom4784]

That was actually so good omg

If I don't hear a non-funny song before my entry i'm pulling out though OK

The serious songs always do pretty well though.

[Shaun]

Singers: MC Jøsh & MC LucasMichael
Song:Broadband Warriors ft. MC LucasMichael
bQiGqGMT8i4
Lyrics:

(Jøsh)
Sitting by the router
Making it feel soft
It's a traffic jam of the brain
Makes you wanna live in the loft

(Lucas)
Christmas party
Noone wants to dance
Looking for a new site
To put me in a trance

(Both)
Broadband Warriors
Broadband Warriors
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Broadband Warriors

(Jøsh)
People working as a mod-e-rator
8 days a week
(Is that even possible, Lucas?)
(Yes, Jøsh.)
Try-ing to ban people
Damn, what a beat

(Lucas)
These stupid threads
Happen in reality
Me and Jøsh are
Living in a fantasy

(Both)
Broadband Warriors
Broadband Warriors
Broadband Warriors
Yeah Yeah yeah

(Jøsh)
Living in Norwich
Looks like a posh estate
(posh estate)
Internet jungle
Gotta be the man of WiFi.

(Lucas)
Stockport dreamers
Sinking in the sand
(Le sand, Le sand)
Hollywood rhombus
Living in Legoland

(Both)
Broadband Warriors
(Broadband Warriors)
Broadband Warriors
(Broadband Warriors)

We can upgrade to fibre.
Fibre Warriors
We are warriors
Fibre Warriors, yeah

Na Na Na
Na Na Na
Na Na Na
...



~

[Dollface]

The serious songs always do pretty well though.

oh really? :worry:
i'm really scared that i'm going to embarrass myself lmao

[MB.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/01/article-2645618-1E23256F00000578-307_634x358.jpg

[T*]

good job josh!

[Jay.]

Josh :clap1:

[MB.]

(well done Josh :clap2:)

[Dollface]

Well done :clap1:

[Jack.]

oh really? :worry:
i'm really scared that i'm going to embarrass myself lmao

Mine is serious ish aswell :worry:

[Jake.]

very good josh, well done

[Drew.]

Well done Josh

[MB.]

oh really? :worry:
i'm really scared that i'm going to embarrass myself lmao

Mine is serious ish aswell :worry:

Thirded

[MB.]

(minus the ish)

[Denver]

Good effort Josh :clap1:

[Dollface]

Mine is serious ish aswell :worry:

phew! i hope yours is before mine :laugh:

[Jøsh]

It's better than Gibraltar! (not you Johnny, me in the summer)

[kirklancaster]

OMG JAY and ZEE -- We might as well all go home. :bawling:

Absolutely brilliant stuff.

:clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Tom4784]

:clap1:

[Denver]

Mine was serious (ish (ish))

[Jamie89]

Excellent Josh! :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1:Well done Josh. The standard is certainly high this year.

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done jesusjosh loved it. :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/0ma7wEq.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/0ma7wEq.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/0ma7wEq.gif

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

He's mentioned Lucas, so he's guaranteed at least 10th now
Corruption in the Judges' Panel is pretty rife usually.
Worse than FIFA I hear
Shaun's never finished lower than fifth has he?
13th the other night wasn't he? lol flop
YES ENOUGH NOW HERE'S AMMI, I MEAN THE NETHERLANDS

[Dollface]

Woooo! Ammi :love:

[T*]

#41
http://i.imgur.com/7QmdfmS.gif

[Jøsh]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

He's mentioned Lucas, so he's guaranteed at least 10th now
Corruption in the Judges' Panel is pretty rife usually.
Worse than FIFA I hear
Shaun's never finished lower than fifth has he?
13th the other night wasn't he? lol flop
YES ENOUGH NOW HERE'S AMMI, I MEAN THE NETHERLANDS

Yay!

[kirklancaster]

Here for my QUEEN and my PRINCESS.

[Livia]

Brilliant Josh. And a shoutout to Norwich! LOL... never thought I'd see that in a TiBB Eurovision.



oh really? :worry:
i'm really scared that i'm going to embarrass myself lmao

It'd be nice to have a serious song, bit of variety. Don't be embarrassed it'll be fine!

[Josiah.]

If you want to watch the livestream here...
CTmwPsfNnJ8

[Shaun]

~No Feckin' Fairytale 'n Cork - In Vogues feat. that band from Jules Holland

'twas TiBB Flan 'n' Tea Rave
on tha Clyde Bank
Bold Niamh said ter Z, Josy's eaten some gamepod flan
now 'er Admin powers 'ave gone
only th'auld Mystic Mocking Brew
an' Dollface ouija prayer
kin save that silly moo

t'is all in twilight zone
James spammin' nudes o' Will's nan
an' Lostie's dealing...
his herbs ta Jake 'n' Drew
LT's preachin Christian...
ta Mokka's babies
an' Marsh versing adoring rhymes...
will Cherie make his dreams come true?

Cald's got Chaos' behind bars
in Glenn's Tower Room hold
bitch went all heterophobic on Drew
There's no trace o' Niamh's bold
that chick's on perma ban
Kirk goin' fer Ross 'n' Rob's weaves
an' that mess, MB's...
got ha ting ting in Admin James' tea

Karl's throwing 'er tantrums
an' scalping poor Mizzy
aaaahhhhh, but Jonathan's still pretty
an' in MTM slayin' (them bitches)
Dezzy's stanning Bieber t'core
Arista's mud-slingin'
Wi'oot Josy, TiBB's a mingin' ('n' everyfin 'n' everyfin)
Cal 'n' Tom tried ta warn ha
not ta give that flan a bite

We're all doomed wi'oot Mock's healin' cuppa
bringing 'er Red Bush back ta slay
Shaun an' Riggins singing out
it's a tad avante guarde th'day

Nat's a bum
Jay's a punk
Liv threw shade on Scott's spunk
Amy's bakin' bread cos Ben's acutely distressing 'er head
LukeB's been dragging Z's haggis
Kaz's gobbling cheap Iceland ******s
Happy Christmas me arse
Niamh's spuds won't even mash

We're all doomed wi'oot Mock's healin' cuppa
bringing 'er Red Bush back ta slay
Shaun an' Riggins singing out
it's a tad avante guarde th'day

Jamie's scalped that chick Espeon
poor TiBB's all good an' done
nae more HD quality
fer Annie, Ash 'n' Babayro
Lucas clockin' on Nate
an' exposin' 'er as Joan (iya luv xoxoxo)
Harrowing t'core, t'bone...
oop an' welp, we need that daft moo

We're all doomed wi'oot Mock's healin' cuppa
bringing 'er Red Bush back ta slay
Shaun an' Riggins singing out
it's a tad avante guarde th'day



j9jbdgZidu8

[MB.]

Ammi could submit Deutschland Uber Alles and I'd still vote for her

[Drew.]

Josiah saying fecking >

[Jack.]

phew! i hope yours is before mine :laugh:

Just checked i'm before you :laugh: and it's awful, but to be fair my songs for this are always **** anyway so it doesn't matter :laugh:

[T*]

AMMI
http://i.imgur.com/DFbwGJz.gif

[Drew.]

I am Ammis biggest fan :lovedup:

[MB.]

(beautiful <3)

[Shaun]

If anyone can actually speak Elvish then feel free to translate that

[Jake.]

Ammi :clap1: (re-reads now I've realised there's the song at the bottom)

[Denver]

Looks like we are going to Amsterdam next year :lovedup:

[Dollface]

OMG that was amazing :lovedup:

[Tom4784]

~

Oh balls, we've used the same song and Ammi has slain it :clap1:

[Will.]

Ammi could submit Deutschland Uber Alles and I'd still vote for her

same.

[T*]

when josiah scrolls past your posts
http://i.imgur.com/7QmdfmS.gif

[MB.]

"Kaz's gobbling cheap Iceland ******s"

Oh so that's what she calls it :idc:

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1::clap1:Ammi, YOU slayed it AND us. Awesome.

[Jay.]

Ammi :lovedup:

I love it :clap1:

[Livia]

LOL Ammi... you mad woman. I loved it x

[Denver]

Can I just say if Adele or Madonna or One Direction Or The Cheeky Girl Or Storm Lee are watching I'm available right away to write your next hit single

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Josiah is talking over us atm right now AUGUSTINE RIGHT BLOODY NOW
OMG.
Here are Norway!

[Jamie89]

Ammi :clap1: that was amazing!

[Johnnyuk123]

Great Ammi. Loved it! :wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Dollface]

this is going to be really good i can feel it in my fingaz

[MB.]

I hope Rudolph and Augustine set some confetti off in Josiah's commentary booth a la the Norton

[Shaun]

One More Thread

Sung by:
Kirklancaster and The Lancaster Bombers -
(they needed a follow up gig to pull them together again after that pubquiz debacle)

Original Song
cTBx-hHf4BE

Listen, children to a story
That was written in a thread
About a spider on a game show
And the D list celebs he met

On this game show were some gold stars
Given to the vilest sort
Willing to chomp and chew on spiders
Just to have their own reward

Go ahead and eat a spider
Go ahead and do it live
Do it for the entertainment
You can justify it if you try
The public and PETA will be howling
On the very next day
Come the blurry eyed morning after
One more thread get’s closed today

So the people of TiBB
Argued all the finer points
Was the spider even and animal
Was it’s family left behind

And is a spider more important
Then the lowly witchetty grub
Where’s the line and did we cross it
What’s the purpose of all the hub

Go ahead and eat a spider
Go ahead and do it live
Do it for the entertainment
You can justify it if you try
The public and PETA will be howling
Come the very next day
On the blurry eyed morning after
One more thread get’s closed today

Now TiBB was all heightened
Calling names and mocking long
And their attack fell on one another
Until a mod finally came on
Once the gifs and insults settled
The anger and animosity was all spent
Were the questions ever answered (no)
The thread disappeared… that was the end.

Go ahead and eat a spider
Go ahead and do it live
Do it for the entertainment
You can justify it if you try
The public and PETA will be howling
Come the very next day
On the blurry eyed morning after
One more thread get’s closed today

Go ahead and eat a spider
Go ahead and do it live
Do it for the entertainment
You can justify it if you try
The public and PETA will be howling
Come the very next day
On the blurry eyed morning after
One more thread get’s closed today


https://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/30/2015/12/giphy.gif
#fernewastherealvictim

~

[Jøsh]

Shoutme out PLEZ!

[T*]

i aM CRYING :joker:

[MB.]

Mokka serving Medieval mid-tempo bop there I see

[Dollface]

:notimpressed:

[MB.]

Ok now I've actually read it

Amazzen <3

[Tom4784]

Mokka :clap2:

[Shaun]

I feel like I'm at Woodstock rn

[Drew.]

Very good Mokka :clap1:

[Denver]

Great song :clap1:

[Jøsh]

"WOO HOO!" - Josiah

[Ross.]

Omg Ammi and Mokka :clap1: :clap1:

[MB.]

Mokka :clap2:

And here I was thinking she couldn't top the worms

[Jake.]

great stuff mokka!!

[Jay.]

Mokka :joker::joker:

i missed the spider debate but living for this

[Livia]

Well done Mokka.

[Jamie89]

Well done Mokka :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

:joker::joker::joker: Howling!!!! Mokka you mad, bad, crazy girl - It is BRILLIANT.

(I'll forgive you for ripping into my poor team - they were handicapped by me not participating much and Amy Jade participating even less :laugh:)

[Johnnyuk123]

Amazing stuff Mokka!:wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Italy were the last country to submit their song this time, Augustine.
I believe they were celebrating their leader's Most Loved win?
LukeB?
No, Berlusconi...
He hasn't been Prime Minister for years wtf Augustine
Literally sit on my face I do NOT CARE

[Livia]

I'm on the phone, if I don't comment for a while I will catch up. I hate it when life encroaches on my TiBB time.

[Jøsh]

:clap1: Good impression!

[Drew.]

Josiah is stealing the show here

[Shaun]

MOD ALOUD - Don't Make Me Infract You
http://i.imgur.com/lBii2wm.jpg

Go mods g-g-go, go, go
We mods gonna take control
You members better know, know, know
We mods gonna run this show
Go mods g-g-go, go, go
We mods gonna take control
No, no
We mods gonna run this, run this

We mods gonna run this, run this
We mods gonna run this, run this
We mods gonna run this, run this
We mods gonna run this, run this

Don't make me infract you
Something I don't like to do
I don't wanna ban
I just wanna twerk
members just let it drop
or say goodbye to your membership

We mods gonna run this, run this

Closing down GPF threads every single day
and getting told you gotta take that Joey
meeting other mods in the tibb towers
so we can write this avant garde song
Down with the members in the chat thread
Gotta let this go and spill that tea
Never giving in cause you need me here, ah, ah

Go mods g-g-go, go, go
We mods gonna take control
You members better know, know, know
We mods gonna run this show
Go mods g-g-go, go, go
We mods gonna take control
No, no
We mods gonna run this, run this


Don't make me infract you
Something I don't like to do
I don't wanna ban
I just wanna twerk
members just let it drop
or say goodbye to your membership

we are the leaders of the pack

don't make me infract you,you!!!
(going to infract you anyway)
don't make me infract you,you
or say goodbye to your membership

Don't make me infract you
Something I don't like to do
I don't wanna ban
I just wanna twerk
members just let it drop
or say goodbye to your membership

Don't make me infract you
Something I don't like to do
I don't wanna ban
I just wanna twerk
members just let it drop
or say goodbye to your membership

Cause we're the leaders of the pack
members you better watch your back
We're the leaders of the pack
Tell me can you handle that
We're the leaders of the pack
members you better watch your back
We're the leaders of the pack
Tell me can you handle that
Cause we're the leaders of the pack
members you better watch your back
We're the leaders of the pack
Tell me can you handle that
We're the leaders of the pack
members you better watch your back
We're the leaders of the pack
Tell me can you handle that
Cause we're the leaders of the pack~

[kirklancaster]

I'm on the phone, if I don't comment for a while I will catch up. I hate it when life encroaches on my TiBB time.

:nono: Stop with the moaning - It's ME calling you. :hehe:

[Jamie89]

:joker::joker::joker: Howling!!!! Mokka you mad, bad, crazy girl - It is BRILLIANT.

(I'll forgive you for ripping into my poor team - they were handicapped by me not participating much and Amy Jade participating even less :laugh:)

Us getting a shout out at EuroTiBBvision more than makes up for it though :laugh:

[T*]

Luke lmao :joker: :clap1:

[Tom4784]

http://i.imgur.com/lBii2wm.jpg

Living for it.

[Jake.]

Luke :joker: great job

[kirklancaster]

Us getting a shout out at EuroTiBBvision more than makes up for it though :laugh:

:laugh: True Jamie my boy - Don't you just lurve this fame? :hehe:

[Jay.]

:joker: Luke :clap1::clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Luke! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2: