The Winner of TiBB Xmasvision 2015 is... johnnyuk123!

[Jamie89]

Haha, love it Luke :clap1:

[Jamie89]

:laugh: True Jamie my boy - Don't you just lurve this fame? :hehe:

It's changed me already :laugh:

[Drew.]

Well done Luke

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

I miss Girls Aloud
I miss the Cold War.
Here are Croatia.

[Dollface]

Luke that was fantastic! :clap1: :lovedup:

[Jøsh]

Josiah, as the ROBLOX Coordinator of TiBB, I will be editing the Wiki for you, just sit back and relax!

[Denver]

:laugh: True Jamie my boy - Don't you just lurve this fame? :hehe:

I've already received a offer for CBB17 :hehe:

[Shaun]

Croatia - "Fight for the Man in the Mirror"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erezYD0upuc

erezYD0upuc

Do we give any kind of introduction to our entries? If so I'd just want to let people know that there's a strip of writing near the beginning of the video but that was part of the video I stole it from lol, rather than it being something that I did (incase people are confused by it) It's only on the screen for about 2 secs though so it doesn't really matter.

Thanks
.

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: brilliant entry Luke.

[Josiah.]

That was amazing!

[Dollface]

Also Mokka I did enjoy your song even though it was about the poor spider </3 :laugh:

[Drew.]

Jamies not fooling anyone with these vocals

[Loukas]

omg mine is so sh*** in comparison to these :laugh2:

[Shaun]

Is that Messi in the video

[T*]

really good mashup!!

[Ross.]

Luke :clap1:

[Denver]

Well done Jamie :clap1:

[Tom4784]

Not Micheal Myers stealing the spotlight halfway through Jamie's performance.

[Jay.]

omg i just realised it was a remix :joker:

very good jamie :clap1:

[MB.]

Well done Luke :clap1:

Well done DJ Jamie :clap1:

[Jake.]

nice remixing jamie

[MB.]

really good mashup!!

Mash it up mash it up mash it up boom promo?

[Tom4784]

I really liked that, it was very different.

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Sleighmie. Great song and mix.:wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Ross.]

Yes at DJ Jamie :clap1:

[Jøsh]

-asks Rudolph to announce we need Croatia's artist, FOR THE WIKI!-

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

TiBB can be so creative sometimes, Augustine.
Why, just last year, everyone managed to pretend to be sad that Ben was going on holiday again
clock ha!
We go now to Gibraltar - is that actually a country?

[Jamie89]

Thank you everyone :love:

(No it wasn't Messi in the video... or Michael Myers lol!)

[Tom4784]

Augustine coming for Ben :love:

[MB.]

Gibralt ha

[LukeB]

well done to everyone so far,

thanks for the comments :love:

[Shaun]

Hi Shaun.
Johnnyuk123 here again.

I've entered the xmas song contest as Gibraltar.
I just asked someone online where do i post my song entry and they told me to pm you.
Here is my song for the contest.
I made a video too so i hope this is ok with you?
Thanks Johnny. :wavey:

My song entry can be viewed here...

KBWLmv1VO70.

[kirklancaster]

"I'm looking at Jamie in the mirror,
Am I looking at the Man who's the Winner?"


:clap1::clap1::clap1::clap1: Excellent Jamie.

[Jøsh]

yICai9wwRl4
Sounds like a lot of Hoop Ha!

[Tom4784]

I'm confused yet erect.

[Shaun]

D: I am lost for words

[MB.]

I'm not entirely certain that happened

[T*]

is this happening

[T*]

i was not expecting that
idk what to say

[Drew.]

:joker::joker: this is incredible

[Jay.]

what have i just watched

did you sing this omg

[Jake.]

erm, it's different that's for sure

well done johnny

[Denver]

Are you coming for Ben? He is the only God round here :hehe:

[Drew.]

This is up there with my favourite ever entries

[MB.]

You have the voice of an angel

(sorry Jay)

[Jay.]

that chorus is actually very catchy :clap1:

[Denver]

It's just so bad it's fantastic

[Johnnyuk123]

what have i just watched

did you sing this omg

yup and wrote it.:wavey:

[Loukas]

:clap1: my winner :laugh3:

[T*]

it's STUCK IN MY HEAD

[Jay.]

You have the voice of an angel

(sorry Jay)

6 years of vocal lessons, i don't deserve this

[LukeB]

:joker: omg

[Shaun]

(Dean I think it's time we retired from this songwriting malarkey, we are has-beens)

[Jøsh]

JOSIAH Look at my video on page 31!

[Jake.]

that chorus is so catchy

[kirklancaster]

:worship: I celebrate your insanity Johnny and worship your genius. :laugh:

OMFG - Awesome entry.

[Tom4784]

There's a mod in here stalking you and me.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrucp3fsAu1r3ty02o1_500.gif

(Dean I think it's time we retired from this songwriting malarkey, we are has-beens)

Ikr.

[Denver]

We need to make it the forum national anthem

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

I'm having that dream again where I see a dancing turd, Augustine.
That is no way to refer to _LucasMichael_
You're right. I apologise. Here are Cyprus.

[T*]

JOSIAH Look at my video on page 31!

can you just watch the ****ing show instead of interrupting it every 2 god damn minutes

[Jamie89]

Johnny I loved it! :joker: :clap1:

[Jøsh]

TRY PG 32

[kirklancaster]

There's a mod in here stalking you and me.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrucp3fsAu1r3ty02o1_500.gif



Ikr.

:laugh: I don't think it's you Dezzy. :hehe:

[Jamie89]

"I'm looking at Jamie in the mirror,
Am I looking at the Man who's the Winner?"


:clap1::clap1::clap1::clap1: Excellent Jamie.

Omg thanks Kirk :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

:worship: I celebrate your insanity Johnny and worship your genius. :laugh:

OMFG - Awesome entry.

Thanks Kirk and everyone. :wavey:

[MB.]

TRY PG 32

stop shouting at me

[Jay.]

theres a modddd in here

[Shaun]

Robin Romanos - Who Is Thee?

[stage is dark with a single spotlight on Robin as he sits on a bar stall to begin his story, light fog covers the stage]

I lay in bed unable to sleep and dream
feeling really stressed and wanting to scream
tossing and turning and turning some more
all of a sudden i drop to the floor
bang my head on the door

I zone out
Who am i?
who is thee?
And what am i trying to say?

feel like im in a vortex, spinning round and round
and it's so silent there is simply no sound
a twister sucking up things from the ground
trees from the earth
taking them for all their worth

I wake up and it's half past eleven
I'm feeling far from heaven
on the floor all cold and confused
i stand up and walk over to the window
hoping the sky is that certain shade of indigo

Draw the curtains to find it's not
i stop and pause for some food for thought
gaze out into space to see the moon and some stars
look down to ground to see a road full of trucks and cars

sitting here

Waiting for this crisp new day
waiting for the sun to come out to play
and i'm trying to realize what I need to see
trying to work out what i need to be
i'm trying to work out, who is thee?

Who is thee?
What am i trying to achieve?
When will I start to believe?
When will I see that life isn't tough
I should really see it soon enough

It being 5 past 1, there's still no sign of the sun
Having to sit here and write this for fun
having to sit here and wait because this bitch can't sleep

but what i really want is to have a sleep that is ultra deep
Deeper than thee oceans below
Deeper than thee magmas glow
is that even a thing?
I don't know

I get back into bed and put my head to the pillow
close my eyes to see a weeping willow
a light going round and round this time theres a sound
a sound of a horn blaring loud

I wake up, confused and dazed
A ringing in my ear that i'm scared will last for days
I get back out of bed and back to the window
hoping for the sky that is indigo
again it's not, but i'll go with the flow

Who is thee?
Who am i?
And where did you find me?

Begin to gaze up to the sky
Seeing a plane thats flying by
It's destination is unknown
I'm gazing up at the sky all alone

Sitting here it's now five past two
Now i'm thinking what, why and who?
Back into bed i go simply trying to go with the flow

I zone out and fall asleep
dreaming of a hill that’s really steep
climbing and climbing
working out this could be never ending

It's getting steeper and steeper
I then see a lighthouse and it's keeper
Giving me this uneasy stare
a stare that i didn't know i can bare
but then all of a sudden i began to dance on air and all the clouds above
it then dawns on me
the key is love

The keeper of the light
does not want to fight
all he wants to do is simply stop the hate
he tells me take a deep breath to lower my heart rate
to relax and sit down
and to never live life with a frown
telling me if i want to see the sun
to close my eyes and count from five to one

[Robin gets out of his seat and slowly walks to the front of the stage to finish his performance]

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My eyes open, time now five fifty five
now i know the key to life i can fully be alive
carpe diem, seize the day
has the sun now come out to play?

Draw the curtains to see a variety of colours
my minds blown at the wonders
the wonders that are life
live life with no strife
live it with love and every day will be beautiful
life will be magical
life will be wonderful

Who am i?
Who is thee?
Whoever the **** i want to be.

Remember..Always..
https://media.giphy.com/media/fgOnlssAzAGAg/giphy.gif

http://caccioppoli.com/Animated%20gifs/Merry%20Christmas/merry_christmas_7.gif

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[Johnnyuk123]

Johnny I loved it! :joker: :clap1:

Thanks. :wavey:

[Josiah.]

Josh, it is not nice to be interrupting the show. Please stop whilst I commentate.

[Jake.]

nice one loukas

[Tom4784]

I like it :clap1:

[MB.]

Lovely Loukas

[Jay.]

Loukas :clap1::clap1:

[Denver]

Not too bad me old mukka

[Drew.]

Good stuff Loukas

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Loukas!:dance::dance::dance:

[MB.]

Not too bad me old mukka

Don't call Mokka old

[Drew.]

Spain, the one i have been looking forwards to

[Shaun]

Whoops I announced Cyprus ahead of Greece... sorry Kirk :laugh: You're next :ninja2:

[kirklancaster]

Wow Loukas. Metaphysical poetry. It's disturbingly beautiful. Excellent. I really love it.

[Denver]

Whoops I announced Cyprus ahead of Greece... sorry Kirk :laugh: You're next :ninja2:

Olly Murs teas

[MB.]

Whoops I announced Cyprus ahead of Greece... sorry Kirk :laugh: You're next :ninja2:

Well someone's getting his P45

(-looks at Rudolph-)

[kirklancaster]

Whoops I announced Cyprus ahead of Greece... sorry Kirk :laugh: You're next :ninja2:

Payback for my 465 pm edits? And I voted you ML. :laugh:

[Jøsh]

Everyone hates me and I'm gonna get last AGAIN! :bawling:

[T*]

Everyone hates me and I'm gonna get last AGAIN! :bawling:

gpf??? is that you??

[Jamie89]

Well done Loukas, beautiful :clap1:

[Denver]

Everyone hates me and I'm gonna get last AGAIN! :bawling:

It's not about winning its about taking part

[Josiah.]

Josh, no one hates you... :D

[kirklancaster]

gpf??? is that you??

I was just wondering the same Tom.

[Johnnyuk123]

It's not about winning its about taking part

100% true. Well said Adam.:wavey:

[Shaun]

"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Kalispéra kyríes kai kýrioivery, I am pleased to present this year’s entry from Greece - Chocolate Smartie and 'TIBB Shady'.

Efcharistó. Thank You”.

The curtains go back to ecstatic applause as billionaire Rapper, Chocolate Smartie stands centre stage.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/96f0350532b1f62452a86990266e6644/tumblr_nt11a08Y9E1rekxcko1_400.gif

The music starts and the applause fades as Chocolate Smartie begins:


'TIBB SHADY' by Chocolate Smartie (not M & M)

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Tibb Shady please stand up?
I repeat: will the real Tibb Shady please stand up?
“We gotta forum problem here”

Y'all act like ya never seen an allright person before,
Letting out that roar, When Marsh gets banned once more.
“Whupping his ass 'll make him a sweeter fellow”
But if ya did change him and make Marsh mellow
I'd just throw up over my furniture. (Aah!)

Then it's the turn of LT: “Ah wait. No way. Your kidding”
“Did Kirk just say he'll do God's bidding?”
“Why does Kirk persist? He knows God don't exist!”
And T.S said....
Nothing you idiots! T.S is giving Freud head, locked in Ammi's basement (Ha-ha!)

Some Tibb women love Kirk, sicka, sicka, sicka. But Shady they're sick a him.
Look at him, walking around blabbing his pseudo rot,
Spitting his hate on Serious Debates. “Yeah, but he wears a nice suit though”.

Yea I probably got a couple of chips on my shoulder as I've gotten older.
But no worse than what's going on in your own private headroom.
Sometimes I wish I could bite my tongue, be like when I was young, but I can't.
But it's cool for Dave Cam to hump a dead pig.

They say Livia's bum is on my lips. Her bum is on my lips.
And if I'm lucky she might just say: “Give it a little kiss”
And that's the message that we deliver to those new to Tibb
And expect them not to know what shading is.
Of course they gonna know who to agree with most,
By the time they hit their 100th post.
They all got Google don't they?

We ain't nothing but cyber-animals, well some of us Lechterous like Hannibal,
Feeding on others ideas like cannibals. (Slurp!)
But if we can hump dead animals, and make copy-pasta valuable,
Then there's no reason why two men screwing ain't acceptable.

So Tibbies save your scanty prose, and strike an anti-shady pose, Sing the chorus, here it goes:
[Chorus]
I'm Tibb Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Tibb Shadys Are just irritating
So won't the real Tibb Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up.
'Cos I'm Tibb Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Tibb Shadys Are just emulating
So won't the real Tibb Shady, Please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will and Smithy don't gotta be in S D to make a post
Well I do, cos that thread interests me most.
You think I give a damn about Will's Granny?
Or which Dyke's been eating Caitliyn's fanny?

But half of you Serious Debaters can't understand me, Let alone 'stan' me.
"But Kirk what if you win wouldn't it be queer?"
Why? So you can accuse me of some ******* phobia once I'm here?
So you can pit me against Dezzy or Kizzy who both make me dizzy?
Shet, that would just have some Mod taking action
Hitting me with a warning or an infraction...or worse.
Arguing's futile when no one ever comes second or first.

I wish I could be like M-T-V-N whose IQ is 510
“Yea Kirk thinks he's cute but he's harried and a Little Dim, he he”
I should download Joey Steele's speeches on mp3
And show TIBB a whole new liberal me.
I'm sick of little Tibby cliques 'cos all they do is annoy me
So what if I don't hold your view?' – You gonna destroy me?
But there's other Tibbies a lot like me, who are no hype like me,
who type like me, address you like me,
impress you like me, write truth and facts like me.
They just might be, the next best member,
But not quite me, remember?
'Cos I'm Tibb Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Tibb Shadys are just irritating
So won't the real Tibb Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up.

'Cos I'm Tibb Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Tibb Shadys are just emulating
So won't the real Tibb Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

I'm like a Head Gardener for you to read,
'Cos I only give you what you need; a seed,
you can grow like cannabis - secretly -
But in your headroom instead of your bedroom.

The only difference is I can't slay ya all
And by trying I'm hitting my head on a wall,
getting nowhere at all.
I just just go on line and try,
And whether you think it's all a lie (RIP)
I still spit it better than 90 percent of you jokers out there.

Then y'all wonder how I got such views
“Gotta be through abuse – or drugs or booze”
It's funny,
'Cos at the rate I'm going when I'm too old to hack it,
I'll be in Tibb Towers in a Straight Jacket.
And Niamh 'll be torturing me, force feeding me
All those posts by Josh BB.
'N spinning round in my head,
'll be posts from every other thread;
“Who's got the biggest assole? Nicki Minaj?
Or Ukip 'cos they got Farage?”
“The UK created a Middle East schism,
so we're to blame for terrorism”
An 'Most Wise' Arista says “How Nice”,
When idiots stick up for IS.
"IS, IS BABY.”
Y'all just a little crazy.

So will the real Shady, please stand up,
Don't be no 2 faced Janus
Pull your finger from the forum's anus.
And just one time be in control, speak your mind and free your soul
Join your voice with mine, it ain't a crime,
So one more time, How does it go?

'Cos I'm Tibb Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Tibb Shadys are just emulating
So won't the real Tibb Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up.

'Cos I'm Tibb Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Tibb Shadys are just irritating
So won't the real Tibb Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up.

'Cos I'm Tibb Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Tibb Shadys are just emulating
So won't the real Tibb Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up.

'Cos I'm Tibb Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Tibb Shadys are just irritating.
So won't the real Tibb Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up.

Haha, That's good,
Now ALL the Forum's stood.
I guess there's a Tibb Shady in all of us,
**** it...
Let's all sit back down.

The curtains close, leaving the audience in stunned silence at the deep, meaningful, poetic wistfulness of the lovely lyrics.

"Goodnight Ladies and Gentlemen, and remember, please vote for Greece. Thank you. Efharisto "

.

[Jamie89]

Olly Murs teas

:laugh: I didn't even watch x factor and I got this... TiBB's impact!

[MB.]

I see the sugar daddies have evolved :clap1:

[Drew.]

"They say Livia's bum is on my lips. Her bum is on my lips.
And if I'm lucky she might just say: “Give it a little kiss”

You're in there Liv

[Amy Jade]

Finally home, can't wait to read these!

[Jake.]

:clap1: great stuff Kirk

[Denver]

Well done Kirk but can Greece afford to host it if they win? :hehe:

[Jay.]

Kirk :clap1:

[Jøsh]

Shaun, can you PM a list of the artists and their songs for the wiki please?

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

AH TITS.
Forgotten something?
My flu jab.
That is no joking matter.
Indeed it isn't. Luckily, Jake is. Here are Spain.

[Jamie89]

OMG Kirk, just brilliant :clap1:

And T.S said....
Nothing you idiots! T.S is giving Freud head, locked in Ammi's basement (Ha-ha!)

:joker:

[Shaun]

Shaun, can you PM a list of the artists and their songs for the wiki please?

I'll be posting it at the end with post URLs anyway to remind people when they're voting :)

[Johnnyuk123]

I'd just throw up over my furniture. Great song Kirk.:joker::worship::worship::worship: So much truth tea dropping too. :joker::joker::joker:

[Livia]

"They say Livia's bum is on my lips. Her bum is on my lips.
And if I'm lucky she might just say: “Give it a little kiss”

You're in there Liv

Hey... he has a statue of me in his garden. True story...

Great work Kirk x

I've caught up now, brilliant job everyone you're all quite mad.

[Jøsh]

I'll be posting it at the end with post URLs anyway to remind people when they're voting :)

OK! But if you want to do it quickly, I don't mind. Up to you.

[Shaun]

To the music of yXQViqx6GMY

http://i.imgur.com/LSdFKh3.png

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I just wanna see his contents
Underneath the TiBBmas tree

http://i.imgur.com/bvDdqSF.png

I just want to hear you moan
More than you could ever know
Make my wet dream come true
All I want for Christmassssss... issssss... Drewwwwww

http://i.imgur.com/FcjGl87.png

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need, (IYAAAA)
Don’t care about the presents
Bugsy bothered sending me

http://i.imgur.com/vqshsLQ.png

I don’t need to wear my cockring
The last one ended up misplaced
Santa Claus won’t make me happy
With his gift all round my face

I just want for you to groan
More than you could ever know
His three-incher will do
All I want for Christmas is Drew

http://i.imgur.com/apZSJhp.png

I won’t ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for COL, (IYAAAA)
I just wanna keep on going
Underneath the mistleblow

http://i.imgur.com/DPpXrgc.png

I won’t make a list and send it
To the North Pole for that prick
I won’t even stay awake
To suck on Rudolph’s carrot stick

http://i.imgur.com/w4E5ldU.png

‘cause I just want you here tonight
Use the lube it might be tight
Be my side-dish won’t you
Oh, baby all I want for Christmas is Drew

Tree needs redesigning
The tinsel’s everywhere
And the smell of Purdy’s
Mince pie fills the air

And Caitlin’s clit is flinging
Micro-wave meals are pinging
Santa won’t you bring me
The one I really need
Won’t you please also send some handcuffs here quickly

http://i.imgur.com/q2aVeOR.png

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I’m asking for
I just wanna see my Drewey
Spread across my bathroom floor

I just want you for my own
**** it I’ll take you on loan
Andy just won’t do
Baby all I want for Christmasssss, isssss Drewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
.

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/apZSJhp.png

This is going to haunt my nightmares for many years to come

[Jay.]

http://i.imgur.com/FcjGl87.png

sliding into your dm's like - take 2?

[T*]

oh my god :laugh2:

[Drew.]

oh ****ing hell :joker::joker:

[Shaun]

right that's it christmas is cancelled

[Tom4784]

Kirk :lovedup:

I'm honestly screeching at Jake's. :clap1:

[Denver]

I don't know what to think :shrug:

[Jamie89]

:laugh2: I loved it Jake!

[Drew.]

This has topped your last one, well done Jake :love:

[Jay.]

omg :joker::joker::joker:

[Livia]

Jake... LMAO... poetry x

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/bvDdqSF.png
:laugh3:

[Johnnyuk123]

His three-incher will do
All I want for Christmas is Drew:joker::joker::joker:
Great song! :wavey::dance::dance::dance:

[Ross.]

omg jake I am crying that was beautiful

[kirklancaster]

Thanks to all for your kind comments

:clap1::clap1::clap1:And absolutely brilliant Jake.

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Were we invited to COL?
Yeah I deleted the email soz
Why?
Have you seen the state of Dawlish?
I thought it was 4 stars.
There was 1 and it was Lucas. Here are Andorra.

[Jake.]

thanks all :love: I hope you've all learned the true spirit of christmas

[SuperV]

piece of art!

[Tom4784]

I apologise in advance for the car crash you're about to witness.

[Jøsh]

By the way, just in case I forget, MERRY CHRISTMAS TiBB! From Adam. to Babs and everyone else, Have a good one tomorrow!

[Shaun]

Fairy Tale of Serious Debates
By Kirk & Kizzy

j9jbdgZidu8

(We see a piano wheeled onto the stage that's being played by Kirk, Kizzy is draped over it.)
KIRK
I was locked in Tibb Towers
In the Ban Cells
The Truth said to me,
'I'm a victim of misandry!'
And then he ranted on
about evil girls and gays
I put him on ignore
And dreamed of flaying you

I'm so completely done
You make me want to swallow a gun
I'm really hoping
that Josy bans you
Have a ****ty Christmas
I hate you Kizzy
I want a better tibb
A tibb without you

KIZZY
There's topics about Isis and peados
But you have to deal with Kirk
That old weirdo
He smells like dried piss on a warm Summer's day
He's strange and creepy and probably gay

KIZZY
You were hateful
KIRK
You were petty
Queen of reporting
KIRK & KIZZY
The mods' patience waned
Their inboxes were strained
Livia was screaming
All the members were baiting
Ashley wept in the corner
And we were banned for the night
(Chaos breaks out on the stage as Livia is lowered from the ceiling atop a giant Menorah. She throws a Court wig thingy at Ashley's feet as she yells out 'a fake wig for a fake bitch!'. LT and Josh get into a physical fight over a discussion about Jeremy Corbyn and Nigel Farage. Somebody mentions Kate McCann which causes Kazanne to have a rage induced seizure while Nedusa invades the stage wearing a tin foil hat screaming in horror about the fact that a Muslim smiled at him on the train. The Truth wanders the stage listlessly, repeating the same thing over and over 'Oh won't somebody please think of the increase in Male Suicides!'

CHORUS
The Mods of T.I.B.B were infracting everyone
And fights were breaking out in Serious Debates

(The Piano is lifted into the air in a dramatic fashion, Kirk and Kizzy hold on for dear life as someone forgot to give them safety harnesses. One of Kizzy's shoes falls from above and kills Jack_)
KIZZY
You're a twat
You're a fanny
KIRK
You look like a ******
Less Caitlyn, more Lauren
Was your old name Warren?

KIZZY
You ballbag
You skeez
You rancid dick cheese
Happy Christmas you arse
I pray god it's your last

CHORUS
The Mods of T.I.B.B were infracting everyone
And fights were breaking out in Serious Debates

KIRK
Your face brings me pain
KIZZY
Oh shut up you wank stain
You look like a corpse
That's been set on fire
KIRK
I hate everything about you
Your voice makes me groan
It's such a lifeless drone
There's more soul in a SatNav

CHORUS
The Mods of T.I.B.B were infracting everyone
And fights were breaking out in Serious Debates

(The wires holding the piano aloft snap, the piano falls and crushes the SD regulars below. The mods are visibly overcome with joyful emotion as they realise that the carnage wrought on their email inboxes by the endless SD reports have finally come to an end. They walk off stage cheering but they fail to notice Kizzy's hand twitching and reaching for the report button.)
.

[MB.]

I apologise in advance for the car crash you're about to witness.

Nice of you to put in an early introduction for my performance anyhow

[Ross.]

I'll catch up on the ones I missed at the end, I need time to recover from Jake's

[Jøsh]

I swear we had this song already.

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/ziEc2js.gif

[Jake.]

I apologise in advance for the car crash you're about to witness.

-princess diana's chauffeur, 31st August, 1997-

[Shaun]

(yes i think it's best we all avoid this song next year)

(but thank you for trying dean. don't call us we'll call you etc)

[Shaun]

(ok it's just come on BBC1 wtf)

[MB.]

(yes i think it's best we all avoid this song next year)

(but thank you for trying dean. don't call us we'll call you etc)

You say that, Fairytale of New York came on the TV just as I started reading

It's a sign from G-O-D

[Denver]

Actual my favourite so far :hee:

[Drew.]

Well done Dezzy :clap1:

[MB.]

Shaun can you stop watching ****ty sitcoms too please

[MB.]

Also yes well done Dean :clap1:

[T*]

(ok it's just come on BBC1 wtf)

it happened to me when that john lewis cover came on
i was like :o

[Josiah.]

Right now on TiBB1, the live simulcast of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTmwPsfNnJ8

[MB.]

The spirit of Shane Marshowan haunting us from beyond the grave?

[Jay.]

incredible :clap1::clap1:

[Ross.]

Dezzy :clap1:

[Livia]

Dezzy... OMG... <3

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Didn't the introduction to Xmasvision last year rip off the Pogues as well
lmaoooooooooo FLOP
BYE DEAN
TATA. Josiah are you still with us? I love your voice. Are you single?
:/
Here is Sweden.

[Jake.]

You look like a ******
Less Caitlyn, more Lauren


LOL, amazing

[Josiah.]

Dezzy, that is morbid; yet hilarious...

[T*]

omg it is me

[Livia]

I quite fancy the idea of being lowered from the ceiling on a giant menorah.

[MB.]

morbid; yet hilarious...

That's TiBB's new tagline sorted

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Dezzy!:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Dezzy! :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

:worship::worship::worship: Dezzy you sly twot - This made me ****ing piss my pants. It's Grand Guignol. It's hilarious. It's burst my gut. Absolutely 1,000 % one of my favourites.

[Tom4784]

I knew I should have gone for a Marsh centric take of Bananarama's 'Love in the First Degree' s0b.

[Shaun]

.
http://puu.sh/m1oys/e487b0f548.png
Mock's Dinner
by Mystic Mock ft. gamepodfan

A COVER OF:
k0dLuNNNk5A


THE CAST:
Mock (Actor used):
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/10/16/1381935790270/Man-bun-011.jpg

Mother (Actress used):
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/146626927-old-lady-in-bodysuit-laying-in-bed-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=SYdIutIuCroJmPT8LQJGpeDF0QxwfYQTwHdvQ%2FeChFFpWW j26qF1UJ334BCBAJeH0Lud%2FfMpb3zhL43VG8yGLw%3D%3D


Gamepodfan:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/k24uIZ-z0yI/maxresdefault.jpg

Dancers:
http://www.foodplanet.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sexy-costumes-banner.jpg







*A man sitting at a table is revealed by a glowing spotlight. In front of him is an empty plate and he has a glum expression on his face*

[MOCK]
I am sitting in the evening
Where’s my dinner- Where’s my mother?
I am waiting at the table
For my mum to serve the yummies

And she opens her eyes halfway
And before I even argue
She is wrapped up in a blanket
How dare she be sleeping??


[I]*Mock walks over to a bed in which there is a woman inside and begins chatting to her*

[NARATTOR]
"Please let me sleep, or no dinner for you"
Says the mother in the warm bed
To the son who has come in
He is shaking his fist at her

[MOCK]
And she looks the other way
As I’m begging for spaghetti-o’s
She’s pretending not to see me
Mum, How do I pour the milk??



[I]*the lights dim suddenly and a steady blue light glows in the air. After a few seconds a boy is revealed appearing to fly in an angel costume with light up wings*

[GAMEPODFAN]
Everybody's welcome, come on
Come on in
Sit yourself down
The fun does never end

Please play my game, I’ll provide you with hijinks
Forever and evermore…

*Mock, who is now back in the kitchen and going through the cupboards whilst the dancers taunt him*

[MOCK]
I open up the cabinet
There's a box of pasta
Which is dried, how is this for eating?
Mother, you can **** off.

*Mock rushes to his mother;s bedroom where she is still fast asleep and oblivious to him going into her wardobe*

And I'm rooting through her wardrobe
And looking for the jewellery
When I found a necklace, it’s glittery
And stashed it in my bed...

And stashed it in my bed...

And stashed it in my bed...




[i]*he then goes back to his room and slams the door shut and a clunk of the door locking his heard*

FIN

[Tom4784]

But thank you for your pity applause :love:

[Josiah.]

Well, that was interesting. Good job Tom.

[Drew.]

That is really good Tom :worship:

[Denver]

Not bad

[MB.]

With the spider and Mock's mum threads already covered, I hope we're in for a song about gamepodfan's Davina encounter to the tune of Hello by Adele soon

(glorious, Tom)

[Tom4784]

Flawfree tbh.

[Ross.]

Tom omg :joker:

[Shaun]

i adore this tom

[Livia]

Love it Tom.

[Jake.]

Tom LOL this is great

[Jamie89]

Loved it Tom :clap1: I'm gonna have duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh in my head all night

[Johnnyuk123]

Great job Tom. :wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[T*]

thank you :lovedup:

[Amy Jade]

Well done everyone so far, they're all amazing - I can't believe the quality this year!

[Jay.]

oh my ****ing god :joker::joker::joker:

tom i actually ****ing screeched when i realised what this was about

[Josiah.]

Livestream (for you to listen to my commentary): CTmwPsfNnJ8

[Shaun]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/1/26/1264528263066/Dr-Martin-Stern-Holocaust-001.jpg
Luxembourg.

[MB.]

Have Rudolph and Augustine been replaced by a Holocaust survivor

[T*]

Have Rudolph and Augustine been replaced by a Holocaust survivor

fa la la la
la la la la

[Shaun]

Trolley of the Lake - Mockman McMockymock

http://i.imgur.com/kY1k6wY.jpg

Shopping trolley
Shopping trolley
Not even sorry
Shopping trolley

(Mockman stumbles out of bed, with his lucky stapler in hand. He makes his way to the kitchen where Angela Rippon is seen colouring in a picture of a quail

I woke up about 2pm, got dressed
What should I have in my sandwich? Egg cress
But I haven't got a coin for the trolley! Bare stress

Shopping trolley
Shopping trolley
Not even sorry
Shopping trolley


(Mockman tries to find his keys but Is distracted by an advert for a new caravan park opening in Dawlish which features Craig David being attacked by a giant chaffinch)

I wonder home from work, tired out
What do I see in the middle of the lake? I shout
Some idiot some Moron, deserves a clout
A bloody shopping trolley, **** about

(Mockman points and stares at said shopping trolley, half bemused, half pondering the meaning of life. Wagner appears on a large cardboard cloud and begins to convince Mockman that if he tries hard enough in life, he can achieve anything)

Shopping trolley
Shopping trolley
Not even sorry
Shopping trolling

(Mockman enters stage on a golden shopping trolley playing the Jazz harp, a picture of a young Chris Akubusi appears on the screen for absolutely no reason at all

There are trolley bays, you helmet
Why not use them, they'll get wet
They cost money, more than ket
This song is so bad, it's like I'm on ket

(Mockman exits the shopping trolley and transforms into a beige unicorn called Celine. Some say it was named after Celine Dion but Mockman denies this citing instead that it is named after his uncles hairdresser)

Shopping trolley
Shopping trolley
Not even sorry (well I kind of am)
Shopping trolley

(Dave Benson Phillips wonders on the stage looking confused then realises this isn't the set of his latest show '2 girls 1 filing cabinet'. He soon is escorted off the stage in handcuffs)

I guess the moral of the story is, well
I dont have a ****ing clue, shell
Running out of things to say and rhyme, bell
Might as well end it here, hell

(Mockman floats off into the distance aboard his unicorn whilst dozens of small flute playing Guinea pigs march beneath him, presumably happy that they have found suitable employment at last)



.

[Denver]

Rumour has it that Steve Harvey will be host for tomorrow win reveal

[MB.]

Mock's a busy man today

[Drew.]

I wonder home from work, tired out
What do I see in the middle of the lake? I shout
Some idiot some Moron, deserves a clout
A bloody shopping trolley, **** about

:joker: i love Sticks

[Jake.]

amazing

[T*]

i have no idea whats going on but i love it

[Jay.]

is this by any chance by mock

[Johnnyuk123]

Great stuff St. Nicolas Cage.:wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Denver]

I like the colour of the text

[T*]

infact it reminds me of nathan's child on a scooter song which made me howl when it was posted so it made me laugh more so good job

[Josiah.]

I've got a feeling that you all will be seeing my face and a scoreboard for Denmark's vote results tomorrow.

[Jay.]

oh it isn't :joker:

[Jamie89]

i have no idea whats going on but i love it

Same :joker:

:clap1:

[Livia]

I ***ing love this place. It's like a holiday camp twinned with a psychiatric secure unit.

[MB.]

is this by any chance by mock

Do you really think he's that narcissistic/coherent

[MB.]

I ***ing love this place. It's like a holiday camp twinned with a psychiatric secure unit.

Well that's the setting for my performance out of the bag

[Tom4784]

Sensational.

[Livia]

Well that's the setting for my performance out of the bag

There's my top mark then... right there.

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Terribly sorry, we were briefly hijacked there-
The security at TiBB TV is quite sub-par I must say. I was threatened with rape.
By me tbf
lol yea
Here are the lovely Iceland!

[Jøsh]

Someone has to edit the wiki from Iceland onwards, I gtg. Cya!

[Shaun]

Log On To TiBB You Fool
AJtDXIazrMo
(In the style of Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding)

Sometimes we fight but that's alright
We're a family after all
Close that thread
Infract em' all
Bold Josy she can solve it all
Ask Marsh he's felt the ban hammer before, for sure

Play a game, do your bit
Go ahead and debate s**t
Befriend Ammi, Nat or Liv
The nicest ladies you're likely to meet
No shade Naimh or Bex you girls are so sweet, on fleek

So log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Post a thread on TiBB
P-P-Post a thread on TiBB soon
What are you waiting for?

You'll meet Ben he's alright
Shaun and Dezzy will give you a fright
Or if you're brave, why not take on LT and Kirk in serious debates
Or just join and rank the Big Brother housemates, post haste

You'll probably stay up late
On TiBB past 3am
Join a Social Club or two, be in a Pub Quiz crew
What are you waiting for?

So log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Post a thread on TiBB
P-P-Post a thread on TiBB soon
What are you waiting for?

So log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Post a thread on TiBB
P-P-Post a thread on TiBB soon
What are you waiting for?

You'll probably stay up late
On TiBB past 3am
Join a Social Club or two, be in a Pub Quiz crew
What are you waiting for?

So log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Post a thread on TiBB
P-P-Post a thread on TiBB soon
What are you waiting for?

So log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Log on to TiBB you fool
L-L-Log on to TiBB you fool
Post a thread on TiBB
P-P-Post a thread on TiBB soon
What are you waiting for...

.

[Amy Jade]

Oh god :worry:

[Josiah.]

In the words of RuPaul: "In a word, shenshational."

[Shaun]

(oh amy what was your artist name btw?)

[T*]

it's a knockout http://i.imgur.com/foqbnpM.png

[Jake.]

ah that was very good Amy, well done

[T*]

very well done

[MB.]

Definitely an improvement on Ellie Goulding

[Jay.]

Amy :clap1::clap1:

[Drew.]

Brilliant Amy :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

I forgot my artist name sorry ermm Quizabella

[Livia]

Brilliant AJ, reeeally good x

[Denver]

Loved that Amy :love:

[Tom4784]

Amy :clap1:

[Jamie89]

Well done Amy :clap1:

[T*]

mock finally got dinner
http://i.imgur.com/a5sXiUF.jpg

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

I love a bit of Ellie Goulding.
Which bit?
Right leg.
Nah mate. All about her ear lobes.
That is just jank.
:bawling: here :bawling: is :bawling: Israel :bawling:

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Amy.:dance::dance::dance:

[Livia]

This is a true story people...</3

[MB.]

Rudolph you charmer

[Shaun]

http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b71f69e201b8d10959d3970c-150wi
Israel

E8gmARGvPlI


Last Christmas... a song for Ben x

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you told me you’re gay
This year, if you think you’re still queer
I’ll give it to someone hetero.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you told me you’re gay
This year, if you think you’re still queer
I’ll give it to someone hetero (hetero)

I dreamed about the two of us
No one told me you’re “on the other bus”
Hey baby, I just want to please ya
It ain’t gonna happen tho cos I’m not a geezer.

Last Christmas I wore my sexy undies
You didn’t care tho, cos you’re not into shmundies
I’ve drunk dialled you when you’re home all alone
I’ve sexted you and sent nude pics to your phone

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you told me you’re gay
This year, if you think you’re still queer
I’ll give it to someone hetero.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you told me you’re gay
This year, if you think you’re still queer
I’ll give it to someone hetero (hetero)

I’ve sat outside your place at night in my car
I’ve turned up unexpected when you’re out at a bar
I’ve tried dancing sexy but I’m wasting my time
Cos your slut drop is so much better than mine.

I’m coming to terms now I’ve done all that I can
I know there’s a big flaw in my master plan
Ooo Ooo It might have worked out if only I was a man.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you told me you’re gay
This year, because you’re still queer
I’m looking for someone hetero (hetero)

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But then OY VEY! You told me you’re gay
Is Caitlin free?
I think she likes me….
It doesn’t have to be someone hetero (hetero).

[Repeat chorus and fade]
.xo.

[Shaun]

(artist name for you too pls livia???)

[Drew.]

I can relate to this song with Caitlin </3

[Jake.]

Livia :laugh2: :clap1:

[Denver]

Fantastic Livia :clap1:

[MB.]

Well I'm wet


with tears :clap1: :clap1: :clap1:

[Tom4784]

Queen Livia snatching everyone's wigs with that song :love:

[Shaun]

I’ve sat outside your place at night in my car
I’ve turned up unexpected when you’re out at a bar

all these songs about mock ffs :rolleyes:

[Livia]

Thanks chaps you really are too kind. But I like it.

[Denver]

It's going to be hard to decide a winner this year

[Josiah.]

Thanks chaps you really are too kind. But I like it.

What's your artist name for your song?

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Livia :laugh2: I loved it :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Livia that was simply wonderful.:wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Livia]

What's your artist name for your song?

The Netanyahoos.

[Jamie89]

It's going to be hard to decide a winner this year

I'm glad I'm not one of the judges tbh, They've all been excellent

[Livia]

Thanks!

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

It's that time in the evening when we awkwardly introduce Shaun's song
Poor guy won last year, and with his ML drop he isn't coming anywhere near the top ten is he?
Might as well face it-
you're addicted to chuff.
Here are Monaco :) :) :) :elephant:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/70I86Fy.png

"**** It (This Morning's Back)" by Eamonn & Ruthee

Set to the tune of:
QYwyaCd8MyI
(and the Frankee version for Ruth's verse but it's basically the same song but it's here if you want (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1K0pUSSFUo))

[Eamonn]
Aye, I don't... know what... I hate about you most;
I gave you work, as my co-host.
I told you... "read your cue"
Now that's all down the drain
You stole my line again
I wanna see you killed by Bobby Beale.

[Chorus:]
**** my career, it's gone down the pan
You're on ITV saying "I hate my man",
The **** are we doing, we hosted Gift Wrapped?
Any more lip from you, and you're getting slapped.

****, how I miss hosting GMTV
My mum said you're a poor man's Lorraine Kelly
****ing wish I'd just left you in Belfast
Robertson says this marriage won't last.

http://cdn.itv.com/uploads/show_headline_tout/image/728/medium_9JBsvbLCSl3vStBXEUTAV1Zvo1EOxv179wYmBuLK8X0 .jpg

[Ruthee]
You thought... you could... keep me at home?
I wanted your career all along (hahahaha!)
You watch me... on Loose Women
Now you want me to come back?
My friend Jamelia's black [Even Ruthee looks confused by this lyric, as the camera cuts to a deadpan face of Jamelia in the audience. Buy 'Something About You' on iTunes!]
Im staying over here and that's a fact.

**** all those nights you're on Bit On The Side
**** your waist, getting increasingly wide
**** your first name too, the name Eamonn's whack
And guess what yo? I slept with Jack

[A large photograph of Jack Dee projects onto the screen behind the sparring duet; Eamonn is visibly stunned, and yet, tucking into a mince pie. Ruthee does circles around him wiping the crumbs off his tracksuit.]

**** all those days that you're on This Morning
Filled in for Schofield, you must be joking
Can't ****ing wait 'til you get the sack,
oh guess what? Joe Pasquale's back

[In what is fast becoming a very odd Eurovision entry that isn't at all rushed, Joe Pasquale enters the stage for a brief little dance in the background to the "Oh! Oh! Uh-huh yeah!" bits.]

[Eamonn]
You mentioned my waistline?
You could ask anyone:
Your saggy tits don't mean much fun.
Now we're older, and it makes me really mad,
This Eurovision fad
I can't handle singing with you too, you hoe.

Thank **** this song's ending, I'm all done now,
Hope you've packed your bags 'cause you're getting thrown out.
[A man dressed rather exaggeratively as a butler appears on stage with a handful of suitcases that belong to Ruthee.]
Didn't sign a pre-nup, that's what's the craic,
Now, to have a pop at Caroline Flack.

[Drew.]

This song :worship:

Brilliant Shaun

[MB.]

When can Romeo and Juliet

(also +1 for general Jamelia) (nothing more than that because we can't have you winning this again now can we)

[Josiah.]

Very good Shaun. :clap:

[Jake.]

Shaun :joker: :love: simply brilliant as per

[Denver]

You remind me of a little Eamon Holmes

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Shaun. :clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Jay.]

Shaun :joker::joker:

[Jack.]

Amazing shaun :joker:

[T*]

amazing

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Well it seems to have been well-received
still doomed lmao
Who's your fave so far Augustine?
um Mock's Diner
why
it's about me lol
...
...
...
...
Here's France.

[Josiah.]

Everybody, I'm warning you now that my song recording is quiet; so when we get to Denmark (me); turn your volume up loud to hear me.

[MB.]

That entry taught me that Eamon is still alive

[Jamie89]

Why Ruth and Eamon have never covered this song for real I'll never know.

But well done Shaun, brilliant :clap1:

[Livia]

Brilliant Shaun. As always.

[Shaun]

-
Singer
Mathéo Durethttp://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wenn3001238.jpg

Music
csyI_AwNRCY

Lyrics

So This Is Tibb

So this is tibb and what have tibb done
It’s the year that gamepod begun
Who annoyed the old and the young

So this is tibb
And what have tibb done
Marsh got banned for the 100th time
and LukeB won Most loved

And So this is tibb
and what have tibb done
2015 was where
COL had just begun

Tibb always have fun
some of the highlights
of the just year just gone

We have Jay’s weight loss
and
We had Bomo2k15
Where Daniel and Armand
Met Queen S

So this is tibb
and what have tibb done
next year won’t be
a good one with ben gone

Tibb i hope you
all have fun in
the new year to come
when Will steals Jay’s crown
and becomes tibb biggest loser 2016

[T*]

ty augustine http://i.imgur.com/oWtSpaK.gif
although it's called Mock's DINNER
YOU STUPID BITCH