The Winner of TiBB Xmasvision 2015 is... johnnyuk123!

[Black Dagger]

Just catching up now. Phenomenal standard as always. Going to be difficult judging and voting -I say as if I won't vote the songs that mentioned me top-

[Drew.]

Well done Jack :clap1:

[MB.]

Jay's impact cannot be denied :clap1:

(not shade)

[Jake.]

Well done Jack!

[Josiah.]

Good job Jack! Now, Song Number 20!

[Tom4784]

http://media.tumblr.com/17248443ef273b848f5213237a7184dc/tumblr_inline_nlyb7si0w01top6xq.gif

[Jay.]

aww lovely jack :clap1:

[MB.]

Good thing war is over now because he's about to start again in the next performance

[Livia]

Great work Jack.

[Johnnyuk123]

Great work Jack!:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Jamie89]

Really good Jack, Well done :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

Just come back on (No Dez I didn't get a 20 minute ban :laugh:)

Sterling Tom - as usual. I loved it. :laugh:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Seven songs to go luv!
Here is a Turkish delight.

[LukeB]

well done everyone so far loved them all :love:

[MB.]

A word of warning to those allergic: my entry serves a major Serious Debates & News tea or two

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1:Great entry Jack. Well done.

[Jack.]

Well done Jack :clap1:

Well done Jack!

Good job Jack! Now, Song Number 20!

aww lovely jack :clap1:

Great work Jack.

Great work Jack!:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

Really good Jack, Well done :clap1:

:love:

[Shaun]

“A Brief Run-Down of the Current Complex Global Political Situation, Conveyed via the Medium of Modern Pop Music”
(Cool for the Summer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il9nqWw9W3Y)/Rasputin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg)/Love Yourself (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyEuk8j8imI)/Whip My Hair (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U))

It’s a nice, peaceful Christmas in Turkey with Alda Trimmings. In fact, it’s so peaceful that the only thing she has to worry about is how bloody hot it is.

http://i.imgur.com/tHIMRKI.png
[culturally offensive? Moi?]

Alda:
Welcome to the time
Of the year
It gets cool
Better get your knitwear out, boo
But wait, something’s wrong
It is meant
To be Yule
Yet right now it’s warm, winter hew?

I wanna feel gay and merry
And dream of a Christmas white
But this turkey’s tired of roasting
In the sweltering sun light

I would be rather
In the Sahara
Just like carbonara
It’s too hot for December

Dance break in which Alda brings out her famous Turkish friends a la that nice Muslim girl Taylor Swift. So, please welcome to the stage Paul Ankara, Denizli Washington, Sandra Istanbullock, Jason Biraz, Kebabra Streisand, the ghost of Cilla Black Sea, Goreme Norton, Galatasaray Charles, Doner Karen, Konya from EastEnders, Pita Andre, Dame Karaman Brady, Patnos Stewart, Ramadaniel Radcliffe, Pudsey the Doğubeyazıt and the entire population of this place (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman,_Turkey)!

Alda (cont.):
Delete it fat until the morning light
And by 'it' I mean your clothes, alright?
Pack your bags and bring your Christmas tree
‘Cause in Turkey
It’s too hot for December

Tell me what it’s like
Imagine
Christmas scenes
Nativity at 90 °C
Herod in the sand
Three Wise Men
In their trunks
Think of baby Jesus on the beach

Heat exchanger in the manger
A barn burning in the night
Every year, January
Is far from Turkish delight

Boiling like lava
Vaporising saliva
Baby got baklava
It’s too hot for December

Dance break in which she sits down for a nice carrot and a fag, and scrolls through the local version of Tinder, Turkey’s most popular app Turk Men I Stan. To her horror, she can find only Jay’s Meet the Members photos. She swipes left. She then sets fire to the phone.

Alda (cont.):
Take me somewhere under cooler skies
Where I can’t burn my tongue on mince pies
This festive season should suffice
And to reprise
It’s too hot for Decem-

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/upload/iblock/4ca/Russian_paratroopers_106th_VDD.JPG

Russian troops invade the stage mid-chorus (bit rude tbh) and the tune changes from to a twisted, nightmarish version of Boney M. Y'know. More so.

Russian Troop Dudes:
Ra-ra-ra-Putin
He hates queers and Charlie Sheen
You shot our plane down, now you must pay

Ra-ra-ra-Putin
Mother Russia’s drama queen
We’ll stop this song now, singing’s for gays

The Russian troops put the entire arena on lock-down because they're still bitter over Polina losing or summat. There’s one gay guy still dancing along in the audience. They shoot him, naturally.

Suddenly…

Russian Troop Dude #1: Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird!
Russian Troop Dude #2: It’s a plane!
Russian Troop Dude #3: Let’s shoot it!
Russian Troop Dude #1: ****ing hell Russian Troop Dude #3 stop shooting everything you got us into this mess in the first place
Russian Troop Dude #3: #sorrynotsorry #unapologeticbitch
Russian Troop Dude #2: (right I’ll be the one sticking to the ****ing script then shall I) No, it’s Barack O'Bieber!

http://i.imgur.com/ZcazxNX.png

Barack O'Bieber flies down from the ceiling, having just rescued a kitten from a tree. He begins to play a tune on his acoustic guitar. Everyone swoons, including Russian Troop Dude #1, who's a total closet case. They shoot him.

Barack O'Bieber:
For all the times that you invaded my mates
And all the times to the U.N. you were late
You consider Putin bae
What happened to your taste
You wanna bring down the west
Well let’s get one thing straight

And I didn’t wanna come along
In my private jet cause of climate change, it’s just
I’m environmentally conscious
And baby all your laws are wrong
And I think your treatment of the ***** is whack
Maybe you should know that

Obama don’t like you and he likes everyone
(Except the right wing and all who own a gun)
And I’ve been so caught up in my job
Playing golf and stroking dogs
But now I know
I’m better ruling on my own

Cause if you like the way you ride a horse
Oh Putin you should go and love yourself
And if you think that this won't end in divorce
Hunty you should go and love yourself

Screaming teenage girls invade the stage. The Russians shoot them. They then call in back-up, in the form of their bezzie mate...

http://i.imgur.com/Kca394Q.png

Enter Donald Trump and the Donald Trump Dancers.

Donald Trump:
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth

Wake up 6am, do my stretches
Eat up Democrats for breakfast
Take ‘em out on stretchers
And we ain’t doin’ nothin’ wrong
‘Cept casual racism
Wait, did I say casual
Even Mel Gibson would say
Hey, tone it down mate (yeah)
Let’s hope the Mexicans are screwed
When we turn our back, whip our hair and just
Build that wall, build that wall
Build that wall, build that wall

Don’t let haters call me Von Clownstick
They’re, like, ISIS or one of those brown pricks
Keep fighting against free healthcare
When I'm down but my wig is sticking up

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (don’t tell Melania)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)

Time for the r-r-r-r-remix!

He raps. Well... tries to.

Donald Trump (cont.):
Hey there, bitch, my name is Trump
I’m the, ahem, 'special' cousin of Forrest Gump
Millions of Americans are down on their luck?
Well guess what buddy, I don’t give a Donald Duck
My solution to any political tension
Is shitloads of military intervention
All the pinko haters are just jealous of my hair
I bribed my way to the top, fair and square

Just watch, I’m gonna set a precedent
As the first anthropomorphic scrotum to run for American president

I put Slim Jims before Muslims
Forced segregation is how this guy wins
You can try and fight me but you won’t succeed
Cut me and red, white and blue I’ll bleed
Well actually my veins are clogged with BBQ sauce
But tell me: have you even got your own golf course?
It’s in Scotland, but it’s the thought that counts
I hired Alex Salmond just to manage my accounts

I do what I wanna do, just because
Hey, I wonder what this great big red button does-

http://justnewsone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/10.jpg

The end! Literally. Also Jeremy Corbyn and Kim Jong Un didn't turn up at any point so here they are to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

http://i.imgur.com/sXWa7mq.png

I spent longer on this one photo than I did on the ****ing song.

#polotics
.

[MB.]

You don't get that **** from Kirsty Wark

[Josiah.]

Wow... Awkward. Well, the library is now permanently shut down; and now Song #21...

[T*]

mb is much bueno

[Shaun]

(personally I think you could have writen more)

[MB.]

mb is much bueno

Let's not bring the Sugababes into this

[Denver]

Ok

[Drew.]

I don't even get this far into a book.. brilliant stuff though MB :worship:

[MB.]

You should be grateful I added pictures in

[Jake.]

very good MB

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done MB.:dance::dance::dance:

[Jamie89]

Wow MB, I loved it! :clap1:

Although the image of the Donald Trump Dancers is one I don't think I'll ever be able to erase from my memory :worry:

[Livia]

Bloody brilliant. And the time spent on the photo was well worth it LOL...

Although the triple-trump image will inevitably wake me up screaming later tonight.

[Jay.]

brilliant essay MB :clap1::clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Bloody brilliant. And the time spent on the photo was well worth it LOL...

Although the triple-trump image will inevitably wake me up screaming later tonight.

In delight or in fear?:hehe:

[Tom4784]

I am floored by this medley of perfection.

[kirklancaster]

I ***ing love this place. It's like a holiday camp twinned with a psychiatric secure unit.

:laugh2::laugh2:

[MB.]

brilliant essay MB :clap1::clap1:

I like to think of it as the new War & Peace

[Livia]

In delight or in fear?:hehe:

A combination of loathing and disgust.

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

That was basically the Old Testament wasn't it?
Well prepare for the new! It's Denmark.

[Johnnyuk123]

A combination of loathing and disgust.

Sounds interesting to me.:hehe:

[T*]

[/color]

[Shaun]

[/tom].

[Shaun]

There, now Tom can no longer post in the thread x

[MB.]

(tl;dr: Kebabra Streisand)

[Shaun]

Name: Josiah Stuart (me)
Song: Ignite the Puzzle
Lyrics:

Verse #1:
There’s a fire inside me; I’ve felt it for so long. The puzzle’s never changing, I feel I’m about to explode!

Chorus #1:
Ignite the puzzle, nothing will bring me down. Nothing’s easy; but yeah, what is? Can you feel it? I feel it too. Go ahead, light the spark; ignite the puzzle.

Verse #2:
There’s a fire inside me; I’ve felt it for so long. I can feel a spark inside me; it’s rushing through my veins. The puzzle’s always changing, I feel I’m about explode!

Chorus #1:
Ignite the puzzle, nothing will bring me down. Nothing’s easy; but yeah, what is? Can you feel it? I feel it too. Go ahead, light the spark; ignite the puzzle.

Bridge:
The spark inside is overwhelming me, I’m gonna set ablaze!

Chorus #2:
Ignite the puzzle, nothing will bring us down. Nothing’s easy; but yeah, what is? Can you feel it? We feel it too. Go ahead, light your spark; ignite the puzzle. Yeah; go ahead, light your spark; ignite the puzzle. Can you feel it? We feel it too. Go ahead, light your spark; ignite the puzzle. Yeah; go ahead, light your spark; ignite the puzzle.

pibpLZCqYeQ
.

[T*]

There, now Tom can no longer post in the thread x

bye guys it's been fun and i'd like to stay but bb code is bb code
http://i.imgur.com/Orrwx25.gif

[Jake.]

[/tom].

There, now Tom can no longer post in the thread x

if that's how it works I'm spamming [/gamepodfan] to ****

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1:Tom, St Nicolas Cage and Amy Jade - just made the judges job even more difficult. Every one top entries.

[Denver]

if that's how it works I'm spamming [/gamepodfan] to ****

That's not fair [/Jake]

[MB.]

Well that was a... change of pace

Josiah dragging us all for filth in the talent stakes as ever :clap2:

[T*]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/burning-fire-ball-jigsaw-puzzle-businessman-hand-51737586.jpg
am i accepted now

great job josiah

[Drew.]

Katy Perrys Firework has nothing on Light Your Spark.. well done Josiah

[Jake.]

josiah :love:

[Josiah.]

Aw, thanks everyone!

[Shaun]

:flutter:

[Johnnyuk123]

You are accepted Tom. :wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Livia]

Good job Josiah. Very interesting and different.

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done frostula!:wavey::clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Josiah.]

21 down, 5 to go...

[Jay.]

omg that was lovely :clap1:

[Jamie89]

Excellent Josiah :clap1:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

This is getting close to three hours now so I'm not even going to let Augustine talk here HERE IS MACEDONIA.
Putain.

[Shaun]

(I don't know where this bloody color tag keeps coming from)

[Jamie89]

Let's not bring the Sugababes into this

MKS actually :idc:

[Shaun]

Bonqueisha Harrison

http://i.imgur.com/cwRJyoL.jpg

Bonqueisha Harrison gives a rather explicit rendition of her vocal inspiration, Fleur East's X-Factor 2014 Finale Performance: "Can't Hold Us"

TSfbFwOmbR4



[I][Rides on a mobility scooter to the stage until it breaks down, forcing Bonqueisha to waddle to the centre of the stage.]

Return of the BonQuiQui, get yo ass up!
What it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't.
Looking for a better way to get up out of mah scooter
Instead of getting on the Internet and checking on Jaustin's leaked sex tape
Get up! Fresh out, big booty walking, little bit of bad, little bit of bitch
Somewhere between like Jenna and Farrah. Hashtag game, nope, nope y'all can't copy dis bad bitch!

Yup. Bad bitch walking, this here is our party, my Chingle Chingle bitches been on Broadway,
And we did it our way.
Grown music, I shed my skin and put my ass into everything I record to it (literally)
And yet I'm on...

Let that stage light go and shine on down,
Got that Papasidero angel costume game and plinko in my style.
Money, stay on my craft and stick around for those extra pounds,
Wings, stay on my back and carry my bad bitch ass up for those extra pounds

[Angel wings gradually fall from the ceiling. Bonqueisha attaches them to her back, as the wings lift her up off her feet...only to drop her straight onto the stage again when she proves to be too heavy for the wings.]

Trust me. On my L-I-F-E I didn't need those W-I-N-G-S anyway!
Chasing dreams since I was fourteen with the four track bussy-bustin!
Halfway cross that city with the backpack, fat cat, I ain't talkin' 'bout no feline. (Heh)

We ain't goin' back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til BB's over,
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)
Like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)

We ain't goin' back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til CBB's over,
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)
Like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)

Nah, can I twerk it? Thank you. Yeah, like hell I'm grateful for yo permission.
I grew up, really wanted that vampire porn star swag
But that's what you get when Eileen Daly raised you good

Y'all can't stop me, go hard like I got an jackhammer in my coochie
And I'm eating booty at the groceries like Aaron Frew downs dem bottles of wine

Raw. Tell me go up. Naw, I ain't going nowhere.
JK gurl cya! Deuces goodbye. I got a world to see, and a booty to buh-lieve!
This booty'll make you a believer. Nah I never ever did it for the Anaconda

[Bonqueisha joins her backing dancers as they all link arms and form a horizontal line, arching their backs to push their derrieres into total focus (https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/mLG-A37BVFqrfOYPTVoZkM_41Sg=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2974724/2014-nicki-minaj-back.0.gif)]

That validation comes from giving it back to the people. Nah lol just sing with me bitches!
"Raise those booties, this is our party
We came here to twerk to Anaconda like no-one’s watching"

I got Bonqueisha’s bitches right behind me
If I fall, they got me. Learn from that failure ain’t possible for me. I ain’t like those basics on BB.

[Bonqueisha briefly looks back to see four of her male backing dancers extending their arms out. Bonqueisha then looks to the audience, crosses her arms and falls onto them, crushing them with her body weight, before slowly getting up to continue the performance.]

We ain't goin' back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til BB's over,
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)
Like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)

We ain't goin' back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til CBB's over,
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)
Like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)

And so we put our heads down
And so we put our asses up
And that's the way we like to *****!

Wa oh oh oh wa oh oh oh wa oh oh
Let's go!

Na na na na na na na na (My neck)
Hey
And all my people say

Na na na na na na na na (My back)
Hey
And all my people say

Na na na na na na na na (Lick my p*ssy)
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
And all my people say

Na na na na na na na na (And my crack)
Bon-quei-quei-quei-quei-quei-sha...
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[T*]

(I don't know where this bloody color tag keeps coming from)

[/it's caitlins fault]

[kirklancaster]

Loved it MB, absolutely amazing, but I did kind of expect Natasha Rostova to appear :laugh:

[T*]

well done heaven

[MB.]

Lovely stuff

[Josiah.]

:clap2:

[Drew.]

very good

[Denver]

MKS actually :idc:
Im sure you will be glad to know MKS are still together
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNcOSf6Zq87EgJPBWnJl2rO1f1_SPlU HOLM8V-5UvC55J9g2jFEKz8kltvtw

[Livia]

Great job Heaven.

[kirklancaster]

:clap1: I loved it Josiah. Well done.

[Benjamin]

.xo.

:joker:


Nobody has ever written one for me before. :lovedup:

[Johnnyuk123]

Great stuff Heaven.:dance::dance::dance:

[Niamh.]

Ugh had to go out and do Christmas visits, I'll have to try and catch up on all the songs!

[Jake.]

great work!

[Jamie89]

Well done Heaven :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

:clap1:Great job Heaven.

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

How does one introduce gamepodfan?
In a hazmat suit?
Yea
San Marinooooooooo

[Josiah.]

Four more songs to go.

[T*]

who was san marino again

[MB.]

Get ready for the winner of the 2016 Grammy Award for Best Jazz Vocal Performance, Male

[kirklancaster]

Perched for GPF.

[Jamie89]

Im sure you will be glad to know MKS are still together
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNcOSf6Zq87EgJPBWnJl2rO1f1_SPlU HOLM8V-5UvC55J9g2jFEKz8kltvtw

They do look a lot different without make up, has to be said

[T*]

josiah are you okay

[Shaun]

me as san marino

my song

BAN ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That your not ment to make games
Oh baby baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're banned me, yeah
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what to do

[CHORUS:]
My loneliness is killing me
I had to go digital spy , help me
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
please don’t
ban me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me banned
Oh baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
Cause I need to know now what to do
[Repeat CHORUS]

Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Ah, yeah, yeah
Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't go on digital spy
That you will be here
please don’t
bann me baby one more time

[Repeat CHORUS]

I must confess that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't go on digital spy
That you will be here
please don’t
ban me baby one more time

can i play then
.

[T*]

he made a weird noise and his mouse isn't moving :worry:

[Josiah.]

I'm fine Tom. I am waiting for my dinner whilst parents are out.

[Denver]

We may as well give up San Marino has won :worship:

[T*]

I'm fine Tom. I am waiting for my dinner whilst parents are out.
*mocks dinner instrumental*

[MB.]

Take that joey

[Jay.]

he made a weird noise and his mouse isn't moving :worry:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jay.]

what an incredible piece

[Denver]

he made a weird noise and his mouse isn't moving :worry:

I think that's Master Bating

[Drew.]

im a fan

[Johnnyuk123]

Congrats santafan!:dance::dance::dance:

[Jamie89]

Teen pop sensation Gamepodfan :clap1: Britney would be proud

[T*]

i can read a bit of french josiah

[Livia]

Well done gpf

[kirklancaster]

:laugh: GPF - Whoops you did it again -- made me laugh. Great entry GamePod -- Top 5.

[T*]

well done gpf
https://45.media.tumblr.com/4897610339b2d13f1c0fa306831afe60/tumblr_nzls0jWLjR1ue9470o1_250.gif

[Josiah.]

For all of you who do not know of the person in the GIF Tom posted, that is Loni Love. She is an American commedienne.

[Niamh.]

Brilliant Gpf :laugh:

[Dollface]

I had to go for dinner so i'm reading through the entries that I missed now, Josiah yours was so great :love:

[Niamh.]

Livia just read yours too, master piece :')

[Shaun]

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xd/643-91.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=F13A1F9190F009366371F1641C4DB0C62CF8BE3ADC2E8DC7 C707D858FB83340FDBD9B61B75E3F4D3
Russia.

[T*]

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xd/643-91.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=F13A1F9190F009366371F1641C4DB0C62CF8BE3ADC2E8DC7 C707D858FB83340FDBD9B61B75E3F4D3
Russia.

i love LT

[MB.]

You might want to read mine last Niamh, it takes a total of about three days including loo breaks

[Livia]

Livia just read yours too, master piece :')

Thanks Niamh! And all true... sob...

[MB.]

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xd/643-91.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=F13A1F9190F009366371F1641C4DB0C62CF8BE3ADC2E8DC7 C707D858FB83340FDBD9B61B75E3F4D3
Russia.

Is this another Holocaust survivor

[Dollface]

Oh GOD

[Niamh.]

You might want to read mine last Niamh, it takes a total of about three days including loo breaks


:laugh: an epic story? Fantastic

[Shaun]

So it's to the tune of "People help the people" by "Birdy"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L2756OzyZQ

I call it "Colours of death" and the performance would have a ballerina in a dark red tutu dancing to the song.

The performance consists of 3 ballerinas dressed in black tutus following a ballerina dressed in white who's dancing around the stage. (this symbolizes that death is following her) and then towards the end of the perfomance, 2 extra dancers in black enter the stage and throw red paint onto the ballerina that's dressed in white.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd69ce5e7a0e026da8050f83c3d24e72/tumblr_mwfzpbGiHy1rne776o1_500.gif

"God knows what is hiding
on the other side of the universe,
Is there a castle in the sky?
Far above this very painful earth?
God knows what will happen
when we are no longer here,
Will we crash and burn in an endless fire?
Or will we just go disappear?

Black and Red, the colours of death
Kept you grounded, 'cos baby you're not immortal
Black and Red, please tell me you're not dead
I want to see you again
So please show me you're alive,
watching down from the sky
Make it snow when i'm feeling down,
Making it seem like home somehow.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d9/81/cc/d981cc58ef49cb99d74877a95a857e42.jpg

God knows what is waiting for me
when it's my time to go,
I guess i'll have to wait until it's right
and then I guess i'll surely know.
God knows what you're thinking
if you're standing right by me
Hoping i'll let go
and stop crying out in my sleep.

Black and Red, the colours of death
Kept you grounded, 'cos baby you're not immortal
Black and Red, please tell me you're not dead
I want to see you again
So please show me you're alive,
watching down from the sky
Make it snow when i'm feeling down,
Making it seem like home somehow.

Ooooh ooh ohh oh oh ohh oh.
Oooooooh oooh ohhhhhh oh oh ohh oh oh.

Black and Red, the colours of death
Kept you grounded, 'cos baby you're not immortal
Black and Red, please tell me you're not dead
I want to see you again
So please show me you're alive,
watching down from the sky
Make it snow when i'm feeling down,
Making it seem like home somehow."
-

[Niamh.]

Thanks Niamh! And all true... sob...


Ben breaking all the girls hearts lol

[Amy Jade]

I'm coming last haha

[Jake.]

very artistic dollface, I like it

[MB.]

Russia have some cheek to still turn up after taking the whole arena hostage in my entry but ok

Lovely and terrifying, Bex :clap1:

[Drew.]

Dollface :lovedup: your voice >>>

[T*]

Bex your singing voice omfg :lovedup: :lovedup:

[Jay.]

oh my god you can sing

[Denver]

You generally have a great voice :love:

[MB.]

Oh wait did you sing it hang on

[Jake.]

oh and your voice is lovely :lovedup:

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Ginger snaps. Dark and mysterious. Love it!:wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[MB.]

That's even more lovely

[Jake.]

(missed the link)

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/DFbwGJz.gif

[T*]

it's so so lovely i can't

[Jay.]

lovely and chilling at the same time but i wouldn't expect much else

[Denver]

Thanks for ending al our dreams of winning :fist:

[Livia]

That was beautiful Dollface. What on earth were you worried about! Well done.

[MB.]

It's between this and G-O-D isn't it

[Dollface]

omg thank you everyone lmao i was so nervous

[Jamie89]

When I click the link it says media cannot be found :(

Beautiful and haunting words though :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Bex :worship:

[Josiah.]

Bex, I felt nervous like that back in May recording my song. Good job!

[Johnnyuk123]

It's between this and G-O-D isn't it

Ginger for the win i say! :dance::dance::dance:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

All of this talent and we haven't got everyone to record a bit of Band Aid?
shocking smh
Sticks with the classic "well tonight thank god it's them instead of you" line
omg don't-
I know!
Let's make do with Lapland.

[LukeB]

Bex :love:

[Jack.]

Omg Bex that was amazing :flutter:

[Drew.]

uh oh

[Shaun]

David Cameroink - Pig Talk

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/150/i/2011/126/3/9/lapland_grunge_flag_by_elthalen-d3fp7s8.jpg

"One pig a day will change your life"
http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/812541741.gif


VAerYplzZUE

Farms like these
Want you on your back
See your teeth
You’ve got me weak
No oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink

Hmm Pork Pies
Wanna bite
What the prime minister wanted
Oh, just had some head
It’s in a pig’s mouth
Yes that’s right
Goes to show
Why I’m so slim

Ooh, now I feel like Mock
Desperate for a bit to eat
When the Tories hear
They’ll laugh, and wanna have a go

Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink

Pigs like these
Tasted just like bacon
Slept with three
His curly tail stroking my hair

Hmm Pork Pies
Wanna bite
What the prime minister wanted
Oh, just had some head
It’s in a pig’s mouth
Yes that’s right
Goes to show
Why I’m so slim

Ooh, now I feel like Mock
Desperate for a bit to eat
When the Tories hear
They’ll laugh, and wanna have a go

Ooh, now I feel like Mock
Desperate for a bit to eat
When the Tories hear
They’ll laugh, and wanna have a go

Oink-oink-oink
Oink-oink
Oink-oink-oink
Oink-oink

Pigs like these
Just want you on your back
Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink

Ooh, now I feel like Mock
Desperate for a bit to eat
When the Tories hear
They’ll laugh, and wanna have a go

Ooh, now I feel like Mock
Desperate for a bit to eat
When the Tories hear
They’ll laugh, and wanna have a go

So now I feel like Mock

http://www.elcomercio.es/noticias/201509/21/media/davidcameronpigx559--575x323.jpg


-

[Natalie.]

That was lovely Dollface :flutter: great voice

[Benjamin]

SHAUN


I have my entry is it too late?

[LukeB]

well done Drew :worship:

[Shaun]

yeah just a bit ben

[MB.]

Oink indeed :clap1:

[Jack.]

Bex for john lewis christmas ad 2016 tbh.

[T*]

taking you to court drew for your mock references

[Shaun]

(you can post it at the end ben and it'll be song #27 but DO NOT BLAME ME if josiah slaps you for messing up his song order)

[Jake.]

LOL, amazing, great job drew as per :love:

[Natalie.]

Great Drew :laugh:
love the pic

[T*]

amazing tho

[T*]

SHAUN


I have my entry is it too late?

my god he's going senile

[Niamh.]

Drew :worship: I'll have to wait till tomorrow to listen to yours Dollface

[Josiah.]

I am actually not going to virtually slap Ben for messing up the running order. I am genuinely excited that he made more of a record of participating countries. If only we get a lot of songs in May to start having a semi-final.

[Denver]

Seems like 3 hours and 7 minutes ago since my song :worry:

[MB.]

SHAUN


I have my entry is it too late?

Poor Mr Ben :(

[T*]

no semi finals pls

[Livia]

Loved it Drew.

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

This was going to be the last song.
But Liechtenstein have remembered they exist.
So here are your penultimate act:
Ireland!

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1: I loved it Dollface. Really brilliant.

[Drew.]

Gracias :love:

[Shaun]

(josiah can you just slap ben anyway please)

[Amy Jade]

Drew :laugh: I love it

[MB.]

We beliamh in Niamh

[Niamh.]

Ben stealing me pimp slot :hmph:

[Shaun]

Trumpet The Hard Nosed debater - Waterhogs Christmas Choir

7ara3-hDH6I

You know Soldier and Lancaster and Arista and MTVN
You know Kizzy and Cherie and nedusa and kazanne
But do you recall
The most famous debater of them all?

Trumpet the hard nosed Debater
Had a lot of love for news
And if you ever post s**t
You would see him blow a fuse
All of the C&G Haters
Used their gifs to call him names
They never let poor Trumpet
Join in threads in Chat and Games

Then one Laggy Christmas Eve
Mokka came to say
Trumpet with your hard nosed S***e
Wont you side with me in this fight

Then how the haters Most-Loved him
And they all give him a point or three
Trumpet the Hard Nosed Debater
You're even going to beat LukeB

Trumpet the hard nosed Debater
Had a lot of love for news
And if you ever post S**t
You would see him blow a fuse
All of the C&G Haters
Used their gifs to call him names
They never let poor Trumpet
Join in threads in Chat and Games

Then one groggy Christmas Neeve
And Livia came to say
Trumpet, where's your hard nosed S***e?
Won't you come back and slay tonight?

Then how the haters snubbed him,
As he shouted "Yes, I'm free"!
Trumpet the hard nosed debater
He'll never leave News and Serious D!
-

[Josiah.]

*slaps back of Ben's head*

[kirklancaster]

Drew - :worship: The bar keeps getting bloody higher.

[Niamh.]

We beliamh in Niamh


Oh clever, I'm proud of you :')

[Jamie89]

A twisted tail, but brilliant, Drew :clap1:

[Jake.]

Niamh :worship: well done

honestly the standard this time >>>>

[LukeB]

Niamh :lovedup:

[MB.]

I always knew LT was a mass debater :clap1: Fandabbydozy Niamh

[Benjamin]

Sorry all, had started mine then gave up last night and then started again at work today but my collegues dad died so had to cover her :(

[T*]

amazing neeeeeeeeeeve :lovedup:

[kirklancaster]

:shrug: I've been playing catch up and waiting for Livia's entry, then just read Niamh's comments - Can someone tell me what page it's on as I seem to have missed it?

[Denver]

Well done Niamh :clap1:

[Drew.]

Niamhs are always great :love:

[Josiah.]

Commiserations to your friend's family. But Good job Niamh!

[Shaun]

(and yes you can post yours now ben and now this can end)

[Jamie89]

:shrug: I've been playing catch up and waiting for Livia's entry, then just read Niamh's comments - Can someone tell me what page it's on as I seem to have missed it?

I think Shaun said he's going to post links to them all at the end so they're all in one place

[Niamh.]

Thanks :love:

[Natalie.]

I always knew LT was a mass debater :clap1: Fandabbydozy Niamh

:laugh:

[Livia]

Niamh.... LMAO... brilliant x

[Benjamin]

Okay all, sorry this is late. :blush:

Thank you Shaun :love:


GxBSyx85Kp8

Brush Ha - "Hair"


[Who Is She:]
Weaves up! Take the crowns down!

[Daniel_:]
Hair, (hair!) go slay!

(Oh ****! Oh ****! Oh ****! Oh ****!)

[Who Is She:]

So wrong

[Daniel_:]
Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!
Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!

[Verse 1 — Who Is She:]
Up in the thread with my homos, tryna get a lil' supply, get a lil bit of privacy (on TiBB), our hair ain’t that reals.
I saw Daniel, she was flexin’ her new weave, from the tea he was sipping without fear he wanted to tell me.
Tea Daniel decided to spill

[Daniel_:]
Oh Hai

[Verse 1 — Who Is She:]
He said Josy’s heavy, he was talkin’ about her gross monthly flow!
(Watch out! Oh! Watch out!)
He starts saying, "Josy Come get me! Come get me."
We all got up so ready and perched t’core, he said, "Josy, won’t know."
That's when she strolled in

[Chorus — Usher:]
Hair (hair), Daniel got down low and said come and try scalp me
Hair (hair), he got so caught up he let go of his weave
Hair (hair), Oh dear my gurl didn’t hear or see Josy
Hair (hair), next thing I knew she was grabbing him, left him bleedin’:

[Daniel_:]
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!



[Verse 2 — Who Is She:]
So she's got a piece of his head now, Scott, me and Ross decide to it’d be a good idea to try leave,
Need to be real now, 'Cause she's ready to de-weave (ready to de-weave)
But Adam tried to be a kween now, 'cause he’s on one again, ban’s he’s had plenty, but just come try me. Hosy.

Because she said I gave you one more ****ing chance before I make you leave,
But you still go, wasted your chance harrowing is what you’ll now see.
The way she about to blow
I'm like hair, gurls quick grab your weaves.
He asked for one more chance , too late.
Can I get ma wig back before I leave?
He’s dead.

[Chorus — Who Is She:]
Hair (hair), Adam got down low and said come and scalp me
Hair (hair), he got so caught up he let go of his weave
Hair (hair), Oh dear my gurl didn’t hear or see Josy
Hair (hair), next thing I knew she was grabbing him, left him reeling’:

[Adam:]
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!




[Verse 3 — Josy:]
Watch out!
Your talks ridiculous, in the thread being all malicious.
My bowl of oats is soggy, you made me scowl! I had it all ready but I’m outta milk now.
You made me come in here, I’m gonna hit the roof, You’re worse than having to deal with the ****ing truth.
So gimme a reason to ban you silly lil hoes, send you away, don’t you dare scamp me you lil hoes.

I’m on the rag and I hate you trolls, I ain’t fronting, I have no soul.
How you like me now, when my ban rate is now reaching a hundred thousand,
You skanks with your weaves, Josy’s here to make you beg on your sodding knees.
Say avant garde once more, you’ll regret what you said
Make me come online tonight I could be eating my McMuffin instead

[Chorus — Who Is She:]
Hair (hair), We got down low and said come and scalp me
Hair (hair), we got so caught up we let go of our weaves
Hair (hair), Oh dear my gurls didn’t hear or see Josy
Hair (hair), next thing I knew she was grabbing us, left him us screamin’:

[Who Is She :]
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!


[Bridge — Josy:]
Take that when you talk your crap, Josy got the hammer to make you all go
Take that when you talk your crap, Josy got the hammer to make you all go
Take that when you talk your crap, Josy got the hammer to make you all go
Take that when you talk your crap, Josy got the hammer to make you all go

[T*]

oh my god i just found this in my imgur from last years xmasvision
http://i.imgur.com/hgtVAB6.gif
WHY DID NO-ONE TELL ME IT LOOKED LIKE SHANIQUA WAS BLOWING EDWARD

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Naimh :clap1:

[Josiah.]

:clap2: Ben, good work.

[T*]

ben didn't you write a song on the same topic last year you UNCREATIVE BASTARD

[MB.]

As always, thank **** for Josy

(well done Ben) (it's over, guys, we're free)

[Drew.]

Lovely one Turtle

[kirklancaster]

OMFG Niamh - Astounding. Top 5 at least from among an incredibly high standard of entries.

[Josiah.]

Wait! We still need voting details!

[Benjamin]

ben didn't you write a song on the same topic last year you UNCREATIVE BASTARD

No, last year was Niahms husband and scott

[Jamie89]

:joker: Love it Ben :clap1:

[Jay.]

niamh and ben :clap1::clap1:

[Denver]

It's OK I guess but you should be deducted points for being 3 hours late :fist:

[Livia]

It was worth the wait Ben, great job x

[T*]

It's OK I guess but you should be deducted points for being 3 hours late :fist:

why are you saying 'ok' and 'not bad' on everyones entries you little bastard :fist:

[Niamh.]

OMFG Niamh - Astounding. Top 5 at least from among an incredibly high standard of entries.


Aw thanks

[Tom4784]

Well done everyone :clap1:

[Josiah.]

Livestream (where you can rewind and look at all the performances from Song #2 or #3 onward): CTmwPsfNnJ8

[Benjamin]

It's OK I guess but you should be deducted points for being 3 hours late :fist:

It was my own fault, I won't lie. I was struggling with this more than ever this year :(

[Denver]

why are you saying 'ok' and 'not bad' on everyones entries you little bastard :fist:

Not everyone's :nono:

[T*]

Not everyone's :nono:

except for yours :hmph:

[Denver]

It was my own fault, I won't lie. I was struggling with this more than ever this year :(

Should let it flow from your heart

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1:

Ben, you know that you're the forum's friend
And what a way to end.,
You've continued with the trend
It'll send
The judges round the bend
Well done my Turtle Friend.

Excellent Ben.

[Denver]

except for yours :hmph:

:suspect:

[LukeB]

good job ben :love:

[Josiah.]

Shaun, please give everyone voting details soon...

[Jamie89]

Wait! We still need voting details!

Do the judges not decide who wins?

[T*]

let him take his time, it's been 3 bloody hours of work for him!!

[Denver]

Do the judges not decide who wins?

I hope us countries can vote as well :fc:

[Josiah.]

Do the judges not decide who wins?

Judges votes are separate from the Public/Country votes and then both sets of votes are merged.

[Jamie89]

Judges votes are separate from the Public/Country votes and then both sets of votes are merged.

Ahhhh ok, I didn't realise, thanks

[kirklancaster]

So many genuinely incredible entries - such a phenomenal glut of talent on a little BB forum????????

I'd HATE to have to pick a winner.

[MB.]

Btw Shaun can you secure world peace as well please that'd nice

[Jamie89]

Ok I'm going now. Thanks everyone, this has been really fun! I can't call it, some really brilliant entries

[Shaun]

Terribly sorry, was finding some flags

[Denver]

It would be nice for a small country like Slovakia to get recognition

[Drew.]

Ok I'm going now. Thanks everyone, this has been really fun! I can't call it, some really brilliant entries

Yours was definitely one of my favourites, great job

[Jamie89]

Yours was definitely one of my favourites, great job

Thank you :bigsmile: I really appreciate it!

[kirklancaster]

Well done everyone :clap1:

If yours does not make top 5 you can personally lock me up in Tibb Towers 'til Marsh repents Dezzy. :laugh:

[Livia]

Ok I'm going now. Thanks everyone, this has been really fun! I can't call it, some really brilliant entries

Night Jamie, well done x

[Jake.]

Ben :clap1:

[MB.]

It would be nice for a small country like Slovakia to get recognition

Slovakia/Area:
49,036 km²

[Jay.]

i agree everyone was amazing tbh

[MB.]

(has anyone finished reading my entry yet or should I wait a little longer)

[Denver]

I have enjoyed the evening so much

[Benjamin]

I missed the first 12 but will go back and see all before voting.

[Livia]

(has anyone finished reading my entry yet or should I wait a little longer)

Give us a chance, blimey...

[Denver]

I missed the first 12 but will go back and see all before voting.

I recommend Slovakia they were 1st on :suspect:

[kirklancaster]

Just found Livia's

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: Brilliant Livia - You've just made the judging even harder still.

[Natalie.]

Well done everyone, you were all brilliant :clap1:

[Shaun]

Voting is now open! Below is a reminder of all 27 songs, with their own little hyperlink to the actual post containing each song.

#1 – http://image.jimcdn.com/app/cms/image/transf/dimension=50x50:mode=crop:format=png/path/sf8baaaab279158e5/image/i1101d5a2121c07e5/version/1303509336/image.png - Slovakia – Adam. – “Half the Forum are Banned” by No-Way-Sis (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8371896&postcount=595)
#2 – http://orig11.deviantart.net/7f6a/f/2009/209/e/1/romania_flag_icon_by_sazeppor.jpg – Romania – Jay. – “An Ode to Marsh” by Jadele (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8371929&postcount=615)
#3 – http://img.stockfresh.com/files/c/cla78/x/25/1684054_58294549.jpg – Serbia – Z – “Wurkit” by Sissy Elliscott (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8371965&postcount=645)
#4 – http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1ovhwHVXXXXXfXFXXq6xXFXXXs/New-Arrivals-2015-Union-Jack-Flag-England-British-United-Kingdom-UK-Banner-150-90CM-5-3FT.jpg_50x50.jpg – United Kingdom – Jøsh – “Broadband Warriors” by MC Josh & MC LucasMichael (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8371995&postcount=666)
#5 – https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-1/c12.0.50.50/p50x50/28682_103050359744820_2115514_n.jpg?oh=217abf4bca1 a376d32459a0b1f9be3b3&oe=56658A45&__gda__=1453179105_f41fe6b617193fe603673d6a0501005 f – Netherlands – Ammi – “No Feckin’ Fairytale ‘n Cork” by In Vogues (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372030&postcount=695)
#6 – http://flags-and-anthems.com/images/flags/flag-norway-flagge-quadratisch-50x50.gif – Norway – Mokka – “One More Thread” by Kirklancaster & the Lancaster Bombers (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372057&postcount=719)
#7 – http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/icon/25117.gif – Italy – LukeB – “Don’t Make Me Infract You” Mod Aloud (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372081&postcount=742)
#8 – http://img.stockfresh.com/files/i/idesign/x/74/2140891_12900921.jpg – Croatia – Jamie89 – “Fight for the Man in the Mirror” by ??? (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372099&postcount=758)
#9 – http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/gibraltar_flag_rectangular_sticker-r2083ee61fc474d878ca10a6c8405b2d1_v9wxo_8byvr_50.j pg – Gibraltar – johnnyuk123 – “G-O-D” by johnnyuk123 (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372126&postcount=782)
#10 – https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-1/c17.0.50.50/p50x50/19734_304295718653_168195_n.jpg?oh=e50e20c65f528e0 368a8b6c30e33bc93&oe=569DFEA1&__gda__=1453452907_43806e1098dbad0757edecb434f2760 1 – Cyprus – Loukas – “Who is Thee?” by Robin Romanos (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372168&postcount=818)
#11 – http://flags-and-anthems.com/images/flags/flag-greece-flagge-quadratischweiss-48x48.gif – Greece – kirklancaster – “TiBB Shady” by Chocolate Smartie (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372194&postcount=842)
#12 – http://flags-and-anthems.com/images/flags/flag-spain-flagge-quadratischschwarz-48x48.gif – Spain – Jake. – “All I Want for Christmas is Drew” by Mariah Michael (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372218&postcount=857)
#13 – http://flags-and-anthems.com/images/flags/flag-andorra-flagge-quadratischweiss-48x48.gif – Andorra – Dezzy – “Fairytale of Serious Debates” by Kirk & Kizzy (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372240&postcount=878)
#14 – http://img.stockfresh.com/files/h/hermione/x/99/3650129_35174223.jpg – Sweden – Tom* – “Mock’s Dinner” by Mystic Mock & Gamepodfan (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372274&postcount=907)
#15 – http://img.stockfresh.com/files/h/homydesign/x/43/1574377_10042397.jpg – Luxembourg – Nathan – “Trolley of the Lake” by Mockman McMockymock (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372295&postcount=927)
#16 – http://flags-and-anthems.com/images/flags/flag-iceland-flagge-quadratischweiss-48x48.gif – Iceland – Amy Jade – “Log on to TiBB You Fool” by Quizabella (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372317&postcount=947)
#17 – https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-1/c21.21.259.259/s50x50/68260_157904320921895_7869524_n.jpg?oh=d067bfe5584 931e64b2fe13e9edf95b7&oe=56C21187&__gda__=1455434161_4e707397bfd446aea5cd7c6d64af68b 5 – Israel – Livia – “Last Christmas… A Song for Ben” by the Netanyahoos (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372339&postcount=967)
#18 – http://www.list-job-sites.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Flag-Monaco.jpg – Monaco – Shaun – “**** It (This Morning’s Back)” by Eamonn & Ruthee (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372360&postcount=984)
#19 – http://flags-and-anthems.com/images/flags/flag-france-flagge-quadratischschwarz-48x48.gif – France – Jack. – “So This is TiBB” by Matheo Duret (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372381&postcount=999)
#20 – http://flags-and-anthems.com/images/flags/flag-turkey-flagge-quadratischschwarz-48x48.gif – Turkey – MB. – “A Brief Run-Down of the Current Complex Global Political Situation, Conveyed via the Medium of Modern Pop Music” by Alda Trimmings (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372411&postcount=1018)
#21 – http://rlv.zcache.com/denmark_flag_heart_poster-r64799cd9e9d54cef80ccf4a90eef261f_wvp_8byvr_50.jpg – Denmark – Josiah. – “Ignite the Puzzle” by Josiah Stuart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372448&postcount=1043)
#22 – http://img.stockfresh.com/files/c/creisinger/x/55/183489_98559302.jpg – Macedonia – Heaven=Winner – “Til CBB’s Over” by Bonqueisha Harrison (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372476&postcount=1063)
#23 – http://image.jimcdn.com/app/cms/image/transf/dimension=50x50:mode=crop:format=png/path/sf8baaaab279158e5/image/i3ce2c854737b1c81/version/1303509303/image.png – San Marino – gamepodfan – “Ban Me One More Time” by GamepodfanasSanMarino (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372502&postcount=1086)
#24 – http://www.flags-and-anthems.com/images/flags/flag-russia-flagge-quadratischschwarz-48x48.gif – Russia – Dollface – “Colours of Death” by The Slug Princess (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372541&postcount=1113)
#25 – http://rlv.zcache.com/sami_finland_postcard-rdf17335ef25e4b6d9c6075655247f7fd_vgbaq_8byvr_50.j pg – Lapland – Drew. – “Pig Talk” by David Cameroink (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372580&postcount=1142)
#26 – http://m.flags-and-anthems.com/images/flags/flag-ireland-flagge-quadratischweiss-48x48.gif – Ireland – Niamh. – “Trumpet the Hard-Nosed Debater” by Waterhog’s Christmas Choir (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372613&postcount=1168)
#27 – http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/363/3/d/liechtenstein_flag_icon_by_mossheart11-d6zyt4i.png – Liechtenstein – Benjamin – “Hair” by Brush Ha ( http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8372633&postcount=1187)

Now, the voting is split thusly.

- The five judges must rank all 27 songs from first to last in order of preference. This can be done by PM or by the social group.
- All participating countries can vote with the form below by PMing me.
- All other members can use the same form, and will be randomly assigned a country, not currently used, to be the "jury" for by Josiah.

The form is as below:

12pts (favourite song) -
10pts -
8pts -
7pts -
6pts -
5pts -
4pts -
3pts -
2pts -
1pt -

Please remember: You should vote for the most creative, entertaining, well-written songs. Don't just vote for your favourite members ;) You all have until 7pm tomorrow to vote!

[Benjamin]

Oh yes, the links. That makes it easier to go back and see the ones i missed.. Thanks Shuan :love:

[Livia]

This is going to be harder than usual, really high standard this year. Great job everyone!

[kirklancaster]

(has anyone finished reading my entry yet or should I wait a little longer)

:laugh: As with War and Peace and The Gettysburg Address, length does not detract from brilliance.

[Drew.]

i'll vote now, not sure if i'll make it on tomorrow

[Denver]

How do I pick 10? Its so hard and I'm guessing you can't vote for yourself :hehe:

[Amy Jade]

This will be hard to vote, I honestly enjoyed every single one!

[Denver]

Made a decision and sent them in good luck everyone :fc:

[Amy Jade]

Oh this is Quizabella by the way

https://toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/xxxmasgif.gif

[Drew.]

Quizabella > Santa

[Denver]

No-Way-Sis
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfax9bKrsZ7zlbGGG7FWv5JvTYhGjo7 47jMgKHJdEVR_bbrhAW

[MB.]

How do I pick 10? Its so hard and I'm guessing you can't vote for yourself :hehe:

...ah, my votes may be a tad problematic then...

[MB.]

That was unbelievably hard

But enough about me re-watching Johnny's video, it's time to vote

[kirklancaster]

This will be hard to vote, I honestly enjoyed every single one!

Same here AJ - I'm going to read/listen to them all again then make up my mind tomorrow.

I'll probably spend an hour just shuffling the top 6 or so around. :bawling: