The TiBB Random Reality Ranking 2k15 [fin.]

[Jason.]

Like Patsy, Eileen is also overrated but I love ha <3

[Daniel-X]

Kween B Blair for tha win.

[EspeonBB]

MB could you post the list so far for us chicks who have missed the first placings <3

[reece(:]

Mildly like Eileen but she's immensely overrated

[LukeB]

Eileen is also overrated

:love:

[MB.]

#17

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Points: 105
Votes: 9

Ferne entered with, I imagine, the same sort of reputation that most TOWIE-ers who enter the Celebrity Big Brother house have, and that’s not a particularly good one. She was up against two arguably more famous reality stars, and seemingly didn’t stand a chance in hell. However, Ferne liked those odds. She won the first bush tucker trial she competed it, then went on to do roughly 65,000 more. One of these involved her being thrown into a pitch black pit and having to endure a boa constrictor wrap itself around her neck like Britney Spears’ VMA performance gone wrong. Another of these involved her having to eat a bloody ruddy motherfupping goddamn effing LIVE SPIDER, something for which alone she should have been handed the win on a plate (or in an upside-down glass), something which led to a somewhat infamous thread on here debating the ethics of eating a bloody ruddy motherfupping goddamn effing live spider on national TV, which in turn led to a TiBB Eurovision entry. Not many things in this ranking have had songs dedicated to them, let me tell you that. Being a trial beast aside, she struck up a lovely friendship with Vicky, a… more than friendship with George, and started up the short-lived Jungle Radio. For someone who most people wouldn’t have heard of – and those who had may not have heard the greatest view of – Ferne McCann managed to turn it around perhaps more than anyone in that jungle. And that’s why she’s earnt her spot in the top 20.

[Jason.]

Nice try. I still like ha ^^ @luke

[Daniel-X]

Like Patsy, Eileen is also overrated but I love ha <3

Pretty much this.

Apart from I didn't like Patsy.

[reece(:]

I like Ferne but she would be placed around 40 for me.

[Jason.]

#17

http://i.imgur.com/oMI9onm.png

Points: 105
Votes: 9

Ferne entered with, I imagine, the same sort of reputation that most TOWIE-ers who enter the Celebrity Big Brother house have, and that’s not a particularly good one. She was up against two arguably more famous reality stars, and seemingly didn’t stand a chance in hell. However, Ferne liked those odds. She won the first bush tucker trial she competed it, then went on to do roughly 65,000 more. One of these involved her being thrown into a pitch black pit and having to endure a boa constrictor wrap itself around her neck like Britney Spears’ VMA performance gone wrong. Another of these involved her having to eat a bloody ruddy motherfupping goddamn effing LIVE SPIDER, something for which alone she should have been handed the win on a plate (or in an upside-down glass), something which led to a somewhat infamous thread on here debating the ethics of eating a bloody ruddy motherfupping goddamn effing live spider on national TV, which in turn led to a TiBB Eurovision entry. Not many things in this ranking have had songs dedicated to them, let me tell you that. Being a trial beast aside, she struck up a lovely friendship with Vicky, a… more than friendship with George, and started up the short-lived Jungle Radio. For someone who most people wouldn’t have heard of – and those who had may not have heard the greatest view of – Ferne McCann managed to turn it around perhaps more than anyone in that jungle. And that’s why she’s earnt her spot in the top 20.

Fix tbh

[MB.]

MB could you post the list so far for us chicks who have missed the first placings <3

Here we go:

17th: 105 points – Ferne McCann (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 9
18th: 95 points – Eileen Daly (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 8
19th: 92 points – Stevi Ritchie & Chloe-Jasmine Whichello (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
20th: 91 points – Ruth Whiteley (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 8
21st: 90 points – Kelley Wentworth (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 7
22nd: 89 points – Audrey Middleton (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 7
23rd: 87 points – Elle Stevenson (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 7
24th: 85 points – Nadia Sawalha (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 6
=25th: 82 points – Shirin Oskooi (Survivor: Worlds Apart / Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 7
=25th: 82 points – 4th Impact (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 7
27th: 81 points – Vicky Pattison (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 8
28th: 78 points – Patsy Kensit (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 6
29th: 77 points – Jamelia (Strictly Come Dancing 13) – votes: 5
30th: 76 points – Natasha Hamilton (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 8
=32nd: 74 points – Katya (RuPaul’s Drag Race 7) – votes: 3
=32nd: 74 points – Becky Burgess (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 4
=33rd: 70 points – Vanessa Rousso (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 3
=33th: 70 points – Katie Hopkins (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
=35th: 69 points – Kass McQuillen (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 5
=35th: 69 points – Naeha Sareen (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 5
37th: 68 points – Mike Holloway (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 5
38th: 63 points – Sam Kay (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
39th: 62 points – Vana Koutsomitis (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 6
40th: 56 points – Farrah Abraham (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
41st: 55 points – Joseph Valente (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 3
42nd: 52 points – Kimmi Kappenberg (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
43rd: 50 points – Chloe Wilburn (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
=44th: 48 points – Lorraine Bowen (Britain’s Got Talent 9) – votes: 2
=44th: 48 points – Jenna Jameson (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
=46th: 46 points – Godfrey Mangwiza (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 4
=46th: 46 points – Sherrie Hewson (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 4
=48th: 45 points – Perez Hilton (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
=48th: 45 points – Meg Maley (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 5
50th: 44 points – Michelle Visage (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
=51st: 43 points - Ciera Eastin (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
=51st: 43 points – George Shelley (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
=53rd: 42 points – Sam Curry (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 3
=53rd: 42 points – Sarah Greenwood (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 3
55th: 41 points – James Huling (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 4
56th: 39 points – Dame Edna Everage (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
57th: 35 points – Hayley Keel & Blair Townsend (The Amazing Race 26) – votes: 2
58th: 33 points – Lindsey Cascaddan (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 2
=59th: 32 points – Tiffany Chantell & Krista Debono (The Amazing Race 27) – votes: 3
=59th: 32 points – Naomi Ball (Love Island) – votes: 2
=59th: 32 points – Adjoa Mensah (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
=62nd: 31 points – Tamal Ray (The Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 3
=62nd: 31 points – Amy & Sally Broadbent (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 5
64th: 30 points – Cami-Li (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
65th: 28 points – Stephen Fishbach (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
66rd: 27 points – Jess Hayes (Love Island) – votes: 3
67nd: 25 points - Kenya Moore (Celebrity Apprentice) – votes: 2
=68th: 24 points – James Hill (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 3
=68th: 24 points – Zach Oleynik (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 2
70th: 23 points – Keith Chegwin (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
71st: 22 points – Jennifer Saunders (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
=72nd: 21 points – Marie Campbell (Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 2
=72nd: 21 points – Yvette Fielding (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Joanna Lumley (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Calum Best (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Max Stone (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 2
=77th: 19 points – Woo Hwang (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 4
=77th: 19 points – Monica Michael (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 1
79th: 17 points – Jeff Varner (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 2
=80th: 16 points – Carolyn Rivera (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 2
=80th: 16 points – Lauren Richardson (Love Island) – votes: 2
=82nd: 15 points – Kiera Weathers (The X Factor 12) – votes: 2
=82nd: 15 points – Peih-Gee Law (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
=82nd: 15 points – Harriet Jackson (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 2
85th: 14 points – Risha Denner (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 2
86th: 10 points – Sandy Docherty (The Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 2
87th: 9 points – Jaidynn Dior Fierce (RuPaul’s Drag Race 7) – votes: 2
88th: 8 points – Kellie Bright (Strictly Come Dancing 13) – votes: 2
89th: 4 points – Kieron Dyer (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
90th: 3 points – Simon Gross (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 2

[EspeonBB]

I gave Ferne a point. Good for ha :clap1:

[Daniel-X]

Yasssss @ Ferne making it so far :love:

Adored her.

[Jason.]

Ferne was 24 points on my list. So slay a bit.

But her outlasting both George and Vicky :clap1:

[Jason.]

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[EspeonBB]

Here we go:

Thanks <3

The Survivor people are tragically low (like Kass and Mike below Katie Hopkins wtf) and Vanessa BB17 is too low too </3

Glad they all made the list though!

[MB.]

#16

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Points: 106
Votes: 6

Yeah… oh dear. Louisa has a perfectly good voice and put in some great performances during her time on The X Factor (I mean, she did win – beating stiff competition from thingy and whatsherface and Reggie ‘N’ Bollie), but it’s hardly as if that’s what she’s going to be remembered for as an X Factor winner. Instead, she’s going to be remembered as the X Factor winner whose debut single peaked at no. 9 in the charts and fell out of the top 60 by week three. Now, I’m not the show’s biggest fan and I’m rather happy to see its impact on the music industry seemingly go down the can so quickly and from such a height, but as I said, she’s young, got a good voice, and with the right people she could go far. Sadly, she auditioned for The X Factor.

And with that, The X Factor's out of the ranking. Smell ya later.

[Ross.]

Fearne :love:

[EspeonBB]

Ferne was 24 points on my list. So slay a bit.

But her outlasting both George and Vicky :clap1:

Please tell me Selina was your 25

[Jason.]

Please tell me Selina was your 25

yh

[LukeB]

Louisa :love:

thought Lauren would have placed somewhere

[Ross.]

yh

Lies spotted

[Jason.]

Is this the one who caused a kerfuffle in the XF voting %ages thread?

[Braden]

Katya missing out on the top 10 :(

[Ross.]

Louisa :love:

[Black Dagger]

Mama Eileen. Not people calling her overrated while supporting Sarah.

[Jason.]

Lies spotted

zip it clinically fat

[Firewire]

Loved Louisa on XF but I didn't nominate any X Factor people as they weren't really personalities like other shows

[LukeB]

glad to see 4th Impact beat Lauren this time, which should have happened on the show :love:

[Ross.]

Is this the one who caused a kerfuffle in the XF voting %ages thread?

welp yes but let's not get into that again

[Black Dagger]

Fearne was amazing. Only good TOWIE star.

[MB.]

#15

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Points: 107
Votes: 10

Aw, does somebody in de TiBB wandom weality ranking not like meeee? :( Given you’re their 15th most loved contestant of 2015, Jade, I’d be more inclined to think the opposite. If you didn’t experience an Elle Stevenson-tribute love-hate-love relationship with Jade (where did the –Martina go? One of life’s great mysteries, that), then you didn’t fully experience BB16. Which you could view as either a good or a bad thing. Your call. Anyway, seeing this Amazonian, 9ft-tall woman step out of the eye in that dress looking like a cross between Jet from Gladiators and Sexy Mick Hucknall, talking about how nobody really gets her because she’s polyamorous and she can’t help bonking every man she sees, I knew I had a favourite on my hands here. Which is why I was more than severely pissed off when a) she picked a bunch of terrible housemates to share her Luxury Clique treat thingy (was there any specific reason why her prize was changed from ‘you get your own personal luxury shopping budget every week’ to ‘you get one week of luxury food that we give to you, and you have to share it with other people’? No? Anyone?), b) she spent half her time with her tongue down Nick’s mouth (although I can learn to love a housemate in spite of their feelings for Nick, as you’ll learn a little later) and c) she began treating Eileen and Amy & Sally like something on the bottom of her shoe. Whilst I was grateful in some respect for the producers fixing the twist-that-shall-not-be-named eviction in her favour because I knew that she had potential as a housemate from launch night, I was annoyed that we would be losing the twins over her. Thankfully, Jade was up to the challenge. In walked Marc O’Neill, and out came the Jade we know and love today. Perching on a sofa outside the Diary Room, glass in hand, purring, “ooh, did somebody get a waaarnin?”. Making amends with Eileen. Dropping Nick like a bag of cold sick (/beahamill). Unfortunately, it was Marc who brought an end to both her whirlwind love affair with, erm, Brian Belo and her time in the Big Brother house, but she was brought back in towards the end of the series and he wasn’t, so who’s the real winner here? Well, Chloe, but that’s beside the point. Also, I think she’s still with Solomon from The Apprentice so get (no considerable increase in your) money bitch. Also also she went travelling in Australia in September and we haven’t from her since, which is a bit of a shame. She hasn’t even called.

[Jason.]

zip it clinically fat

the hoodie that doesn't fit you anymore

[Samm]

Polyamorous Goddess Jade <3

[Ross.]

zip it clinically fat

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jason.]

Fearne was amazing. Only good TOWIE star.

Legend

[MB.]

glad to see 4th Impact beat Lauren this time, which should have happened on the show :love:

(spoiler: they're already out)

[Jamie89]

Jade :love:

[Firewire]

Jade :love:

[EspeonBB]

Jade <3 My BB16 fav alternates between her and Harry but I think I slightly prefer her. Definitely gone too soon from the series

[Macie Lightfoot]

Mama Eileen. Not people calling her overrated while supporting Sarah.

pretty much.

Also Chloe-Jasmine was ROBBED and you idiots (I say that with love) are not worthy

[Headie]

Lady C to win! Here for Sindy, Janice, Da'Vonne and Britney placing high too!

[Jason.]

Jade :love:

[Ross.]

Jade <3

[LukeB]

(spoiler: they're already out)

I do know :rolleyes:

I was just saying since Lauren as not been placed and won't be..4th Impact were higher than her..

[Lostie!]

Jade :love:

Same as you MB, I LOVED her at first and rapidly went off her but came back around to loving her again. That redemption. :clap1:

And she prefers animals to people so <3

[Jamie89]

MB it must have taken you ages to do this :worship:

[Jason.]

Why did people go off Jade in the first place? She was great throughout iirc

[MB.]

#14

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Points: 110
Votes: 7

When Da’Vonne was revealed as part of the cast of Big Brother 17 back in the summer – confident, strong-willed, a poker dealer – I’m sure some people who are into that sort of thing wondered if she could become the first black woman to win Big Brother (not counting Danielle, who won BB3 and went on to become the first woman president, clearly). Mama Day started well, earning herself immunity in week one by sitting out of the HoH task, and when Audrey started acted up it looked as if she’d just inadvertently saved herself for another week. Unfortunately for us, Shelli happened, and decided that Da’Vonne going around counting the number of rooms or whatever in preparation for future tasks meant that she was a threat to her alliance who could not be trusted and out she wanted. We’ll get there one day, Da’. We’ll get there one day. :(

[MB.]

MB it must have taken you ages to do this :worship:

A bit, yeah :laugh: Who needs a social life anyway? (cheers)

[Macie Lightfoot]

Why did people go off Jade in the first place? She was great throughout iirc

because she ever so slightly calmed down and was more UTR fun, but C5 wants us to think that everyone needs to be over the top and argumentative and LOUD 25/7

[Jason.]

Jade :love:

Same as you MB, I LOVED her at first and rapidly went off her but came back around to loving her again. That redemption. :clap1:

And she prefers animals to people so <3

I swear that's like your main reason for liking any HM :laugh:

[Ross.]

Da'Vonne :love:

[Firewire]

Slay'Vonne :clap1:

(Forgot to vote for ha and Audrey)

[Samm]

Day </3 Gone tew soon

[Ross.]

(Forgot to vote for ha and Audrey)

Dead to me

[MB.]

YVkUvmDQ3HY

[reece(:]

Mama Day causing Tibb to crash <3

[Macie Lightfoot]

this ****ing forum

[Firewire]

lmao

[MB.]

(James forgot to put a coin in the meter, I see)

[MB.]

Do we want me to continue and finish the ranking now or go up, say, top 10 and do the rest tomorrow (assuming there is a forum tomorrow?)

[Pete.]

I have so much to catch up on </3

Rooting for Katya if she's still in

[Macie Lightfoot]

keep going hun

[Samm]

Carry on

[Daniel-X]

Da'Vonne </3

Deserved top ten if not top five.

[MB.]

You've been waiting for three ****ing hours for this next entry so it had better good (I'm not promising anything):

#13

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Points: 115
Votes: 11

Sarah, Big Brother Canada's very own hemployee, was largely seen as a pawn - or at least as somebody lower on the figurative pecking order than her fellow houseguests for a significant chunk of the season, and was put up on the block against Johnny in week 5 (she survived, of course, considering she went on to win. Unless they'd really rigged it for the good ones and did a Kinga on her five days before the final. Which'd be fun wouldn't it boys and girls). There were some glimmers of hope, mind – her closest ally and friend Brittnee won HoH in week 4 and sent a major Chop Shop member packing, and Sindy’s return gave them an extra number for a (fairly brief) while which in turn allowed them to flip the house and save Godfrey – but it was only when Brittnee and Sarah were voted Have-Nots by the public that things really began to change. Of course, they weren’t actually voted as Have-Nots, and they had been chosen to compete for a secret power. Brittnee won it (a double Veto), used it to save herself and Godfrey and got another of the opposing alliance out in the process. This is where Sarah began to come into her own strategically, on top of her strong social game which was commended throughout the series. When Brittnee finished in fourth place, it was up to Sarah and Godfrey to carry on the plan to the final two. It worked, and Sarah won Big Brother Canada 3 by a majority vote. I realise that a lot of this write-up has been about Brittnee, but don’t get me wrong – Sarah proved when the game was most crucial that she could most definitely hold her own in that house, and the results prove it.

Also she has one of the... lowest? point-to-vote ratios so far, which is something. I could never really do maths innit.

[Braden]

That was a long ad break :(

[MB.]

That was a long ad break :(

:joker:

The next entry is a tie for #11, and if anyone's had the patience to stick around then I'm sure you'll all have something to say on either of them

[Macie Lightfoot]

Sarah's write up being more about Brittnee than anything :love:

[reece(:]

Sarah H <3

[Daniel-X]

Sarah <3

[Samm]

Best BBCA winner <3

[Ross.]

The forum went into meltdown after Sherrie's unjust early departure

[LukeB]

Sarah best RTV contestant of the year for me :love:

[MB.]

Before we get into the top 10, it's time to get these two (incredible human beings) out of the way...

#=11

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Points: 121
Votes: 10

20 years ago, in 1996, Katie Price (under the name Jordan) first appeared as a Page Three model. In 2001, she stood as a candidate in the 2001 general election, representing Stretford and Urmston and promising free breast implants for all. She didn’t win. In 2004, she appeared on the third series of popular TV show I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, alongside an Australian singer named Peter Andre (who, if you’ve read Jamelia’s entry, has already appeared in this ranking in some form or another). Their unlikely whirlwind romance captivated an early 00s, reality TV-obsessed nation, and a year later they were married. She was the media darling – for good or for bad – and whilst the country was split in what they thought of her, what mattered was that everyone had their opinion of Katie Price. Dozens of high-profile partners, two divorces, five children, a host of ITV2 specials, a gold-classified album, an attempted Eurovision entry later and thousands upon thousands of Katie Price wannabes on Big Brother later, a one Miss Katie Price turned up ten days into series 15 of Celebrity Big Brother. Everyone was expecting things to kick off between her and Katie Hopkins. Or between her and Alicia Douvall. Or between her and Calum Best. Or between her and, I don’t know, Alexander O’Neal. What happened when Katie Price entered the Celebrity Big Brother house? “And as for you, you ****ing slut, if you’re about to suck his cock he ****ed my pussy this morning so enjoy the taste of my pussy” happened, that’s what. No, Katie Price didn’t kick off with anyone. She didn’t even rock the house to its very core. In fact, she acknowledged that she’d been called up to go into the house two days before and found it quite funny that she was even there in the first place. Her response to people thinking she might be boring was to ask them to vote to keep her in so she could “bore them some more”. When she wasn’t telling highly graphic tales about her sex life, she was showing her housemates her gruesome boob wound. Most evenings weren’t spent arguing with others, but asking them how much chocolate cake they wanted. Katie Price’s appearance on Celebrity Big Brother was two decades in the making, and did she disappointed? Hell yeah she did. And did she care? Not a **** was given. One kind soul finally giving Hopkins the negative edit she deserved (when it mattered the most when it came to voting) later and Katie Price was walking out of the Celebrity Big Brother house as the winner, clutching her boob and laughing about how everyone probably dialled the wrong number or something. We were all expecting World War III to kick off, but it turns out that we got the Katie Price that we never knew we wanted. And that, guys and gays, was the story of Katie Price.

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#=11

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Points: 121
Votes: 6

Lordsugar botherer. Pedestrian getter-out-of-the-wayer. You’re Fired not-turner-upper. Twitter feuderer. Podium dancer (not pole dancer). Hater of children. Hater of Charleine. Hater of TV producers in general. Hater of everything in general. Two-time winning Project Manager, somehow. Allowed onto the show in the first place, somehow. The woman. The myth. The legend. Selina Waterman-Smith.

[MB.]

The forum went into meltdown after Sherrie's unjust early departure

tbh

[Daniel-X]

KP <3

I won't discuss the other.

[Shaun]

I think I've lost everyone bar Nadiya now but yay <3

(especially at Patsy being, from what I can see, the third best of CBB15 - behind Nadia & Katie P? Oh god wait Alicia is probably still in this isn't she)

[Ross.]

Selina defying the odds :clap1:

[Macie Lightfoot]

“And as for you, you ****ing slut, if you’re about to suck his cock he ****ed my pussy this morning so enjoy the taste of my pussy”

:love::love::love::love::love:

also Sarah's probably my least favorite BBCan winner lol but that's more because Jillian and Jon are uhmazing

edit: also I *NEED* to track down I'm A Celeb 3 to see Pricey's original stint. I know it's nowhere to be found but I NEED IT.

[EspeonBB]

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#1

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Points: 121
Votes: 6

Lordsugar botherer. Pedestrian getter-out-of-the-wayer. You’re Fired not-turner-upper. Twitter feuderer. Podium dancer (not pole dancer). Hater of children. Hater of Charleine. Hater of TV producers in general. Hater of everything in general. Two-time winning Project Manager, somehow. Allowed onto the show in the first place, somehow. The woman. The myth. The legend. Selina Waterman-Smith.[/CENTER]

:clap1:

[MB.]

Ladies and gentlemen, your top 10 reality contestants of 2k15. Rather appropriately kicking things off?

#10

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Points: 127
Votes: 7

Let’s make sure she doesn’t try to leave this ranking early/demand that she gets ranked by David instead before we move onto anything else, shall we? All clear? Good. Now, opinion alert: I’m really disappointed that Richard didn’t make it onto this ranking. For those unaware, Richard was Charleine’s arch-nemesis on The Apprentice (actually, if we’re being technical then Selina was, but Selina was everyone’s arch-nemesis to the point that that title became somewhat redundant) and this write-up’s probably going to be just as much about Richard as it is Charleine. For the first few weeks, everything seemed fine – Charleine was bubbily waltzing along, reminding her team mates to add in about how much argan oil was in their product in the shampoo advert task with a (looking back on it now, slightly passive aggressive) smile, and everything was coming up roses. Until the children’s book task. If you’ve read either Sam or Elle’s entries (please do, I spent a good ten minutes of my life on those), then you’ll know how many opinions I have about the children’s book task. It was one of the few good tasks of the series. Charleine was on the buzzy bee team rather than the Snottydink one, having volunteered for the role of Project Manager solely on account of being a mum (as opposed to April, who later pointed out rather amusingly to Charleine that she has a degree in creative writing). No wonder the book itself was pigging awful, because Charleine spent less time swishing and swirling and tumbling and turning and more time trying to play with sub-team leader Richard’s head, constantly asking to speak to David rather than him to get updates on the sub-team’s progress. David obviously didn’t get the memo about this and didn’t really play along. Their team somehow won, but from here they only continued to clash more, until they were both (rather guttingly – is guttingly even a word? I need sleep) culled at the interviews round. Charleine’s business plan, if you wanted to know, was to go from owning a small provincial salon in the middle of godknowswhere to starting up a chain of training academies in London. Bless her. Luckily, given that nobody else in their right mind was going to come back for the final, it was Charleine and Richard who were coerced into starring in Vana’s DatePlay (****, I promised I wouldn't say it...) advert as – yes – a couple. It was hilarious. I mean, the team didn’t win, but Charleine and Richard sort of made up and that’s all I’m bothered about. And yes, Charleine, you’re allowed to leave now.

Postscript: for a while, Charleine and Selina were tied on the same number of points at #11, which would have been amazing. For, y'know, narrative purposes.

[Daniel-X]

Charleine <3

I think everyone in the top ten is in my top twenty five if my sources are correct.

[EspeonBB]

I'm so glad Selina won. Great winner :clap1:

[MB.]

I'm so glad Selina won. Great winner :clap1:

Leaving the ranking early, I see. What kind of Charleine teas?

[Firewire]

Katie Price was an amazing winner

[Samm]

Charleine & Selina <3

[Firewire]

also Charleine :love:

[EspeonBB]

Charleine too :love:

[MB.]

Next up...

#9

http://i.imgur.com/s7Oa7uP.png

Points: 139
Votes: 8

Has this country ever loved a person more? Nadiya Hussain is more beloved in England than the royal family, the 1966 winning football team and Saint George put together in a blender, spat out and the mush painted red, white and blue. And I’m sure the Scottish love her too. But the point is, I can’t remember a time when that many millions of people were behind one person before. Nadiya was an inspiration to people up and down the land, young and old, woman or gay (you mean men watch this show?) And the best part? It’s all for the fact that she can bake a mean Battenberg. Nothing huge. No big budget. No fireworks. A woman, sitting at her oven, checking her baps. And it was wonderful. We were hooked on every move. We cried when she cried. We laughed when she laughed. We sat on our sofas and ate some cake and wondered how easy it would be to make one before deciding it wasn’t worth the hassle when she made a cake. Early in the competition, she faded into the background a little, her only major storyline being that she wasn’t very good at the technical challenges. But then, one episode, she won a technical, and it was like David vs. Goliath (/Paul Hollywood) all over again. We were all on Team Nadiya and there was no stopping us. And in the final, when she won and gave her speech about acceptance and confidence and if they know it’s Christmas time at all, I’m sure one or two sad people in Huddersfield stood up and clapped their TV. That’s the power Nadiya Hussain has over us all. Long live Nadiya Hussain. Long live cake.

[Ross.]

Goddess Charleine who was 2nd on my ranking :love:

[Shaun]

Charleine defeating ha rival :clap1:

[Daniel-X]

Actually 9/25 in the final ten. Still good I suppose.

CharQueen <3

[Ross.]

Nadiya :love:

[Black Dagger]

Nadiya was ROBBED.

[Shaun]

I am unfamiliar with the idea of Nadiya "not winning" but I shall try to process it

[Macie Lightfoot]

I know NOTHING about Bake Off and I'm not sure that it would be the show For Me, but I heard uhmazing things about Nadiya so I approve.

[Samm]

Nadiya <3

[Firewire]

Nadiya <33333

[MB.]

Coming in at number 8.. (god I sound like Tony Blackburn)

#8

http://i.imgur.com/xashhb5.png

Points: 143
Votes: 10

I used up all of my word count on Katie Price’s entry so let’s just have this gif instead, a picture paints a thousand words and that:

http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/79f0d7f4de10415b8b577ba4e799fb95_r.gif

(queen <3) (by which I mean the kind who dresses up as a knight instead <3)

[Firewire]

that gif :worship:

[Macie Lightfoot]

I love Jackie but #8 might be a little too much lol

[Samm]

Jackie <3333 I remember wanting her to win HOH so much like every week :(

[MB.]

I know NOTHING about Bake Off and I'm not sure that it would be the show For Me, but I heard uhmazing things about Nadiya so I approve.

In layman's terms it's a show about people baking cakes in a tent next to a country house and its viewers spend most of the time trying to find innuendos in that somehow (yes, it and she are uhmazing)

[EspeonBB]

I kinda like Jackie but she is WAY too high (above Katie P and Selina wtf)

[Braden]

Nadiya was my #1

I'm surprised she didn't get a better place tbh.

edit: Jackie is NOT better than Nadiya!! :@

[Ross.]

Jackie <3

[Firewire]

(I forgot to put Nadiya on my list so please blame me for this)

[MB.]

And now, it's time for what I like to call 7

#7

http://i.imgur.com/LrtaQK2.png

Points: 151
Votes: 12

Alicia. <3 The fruit hat-wearing, stolen banana-eating, Papaya-daughter-calling, alphabet-learning outcast who others learned to love. It was a truly heart-warming tale, which in a place as vile and heartless as the Celebrity Big Brother 15 house is quite an accomplishment. In amongst the madness, there was Alicia, cheerily talking away about her favourite types of berry or happily laying into Calum Best for nominating her, even though she’d nominated him the week before (<3) The fact that she nearly became the underdog purely because of how much of a twat Katie Hopkins was being. <3 The fact that she completely ignored the whoever-has-touched-Simon-Cowell's-nether-regions-has-to-go-out-first law (law? Curse? Whichever. #Justice4PaulaHamilton) which seems to plague this show and carried on doing her thing for 17 days. <3 I’m sure there are plenty of other things about Alicia Douvall that I could use a <3 symbol for but I’d probably bore a lot of you to tears (which, given the forum's already been down most of tonight, I doubt would be overly appreciated), so I’ll just say that it would have been a lot harder a task to make it to halfway through Celebrity Big Brother 15 – never mind to the end, considering most of the viewers had dropped off by that point – if this odd little creature we like to call Alicia Douvall hadn’t been there. Thanks, Alicia. Have a banana on me.

[Macie Lightfoot]

I'm kinda disappointed because I think I only have three, MAYBE four realistic people left in this and that doesn't include deities like Logan and Chris from TAR27 and Keith Nale (oops spoilers for my Top 20)

[Black Dagger]

Robbed socially awkward banana stealing goddess.

[MB.]

(can you tell some of these write-ups were a little last-minute)

[Daniel-X]

I liked Jackie but she doesn't deserve eighth.

[Firewire]

Alicia, underrated empress who stood up to Katie Hopkins

[Headie]

The Banana Drama Queen fanclub I ran for her <3333

[Macie Lightfoot]

I'm not that vocal about liking Alicia but she's literally one of four people I didn't ****ing hate from CBB15 so I'm A-OK with this even though she isn't in my personal top 25

[Headie]

I'm here for running the Tiffany Pollard fanclub to help ha win the 2016 ranking :clap1:

[Shaun]

she was no Pricey/Nads/Patsy but she will do :clap1:

[Lostie!]

happily laying into Calum Best for nominating her, even though she’d nominated him the week before (<3)

:joker: :lovedup:

[Daniel-X]

Alicia :love::love::love:

[Ross.]

Alicia <33333

Best CBB15 housemate by far

[Ross.]

WHY wasn't the banana picture used though MB I want answers

[Lostie!]

Alicia was one of those gems who I expected to hate and ended up adoring. <3

[MB.]

(if you thought Jackie/Alicia were random)

#6

http://i.imgur.com/7Q09x4b.png

Points: 162
Votes: 9

I’ve already spoken in Godfrey’s entry about how vital he was to setting this past season on the right track. We’d already seen potentially – or even proven – good houseguests out the front door (Risha, Sindy, Naeha, Johnny) and the Chop Shop seemed to be running the thing, even with the eviction of Graig who no1curr about let’s be honest. This is where the other side of the house needed the numbers more than ever – perhaps just even one. Enter Sindy Nguyen. Sindy first came in as cannon fodder, gimmick in hand (yes, it’s “Sindy with an S”) and came out of the gates hard, trying – and failing – to start alliances and generally not getting to grips with the whole concept of first impressions. She received the most nominations in the week one BBUK-esque twist, but managed to save herself with the Power of Veto. All good, right? Lolno, she found herself back on the block in week two, and this time out of the door. And that was the end of Sindy with an S. Naeha or, worst case scenario, Graig would come back in, that was that. Except flash forward to the returning houseguest competition and somehow, she fought her way back in, to the bewilderment of most of her houseguests. Credit to her, she got to work straight away, actually securing an alliance for once (with Sarah and Brittnee, the cleverly-titled SSB), getting herself into s showmance with Jordan and securing immunity for her first week back in the house. Something special happened that week, a week in which Godfrey was targetted under fellow rankee Zach’s HoH reign alongside (volunteered) pawn Jordan. Little did the Diaper Alliance know that they didn’t quite have the numbers to carry out their plan that they were once so sure of. Whilst Godfrey used a powerful speech to metaphorically annihilate Jordan prior to the vote, Sindy dealt the casting blow and, using knowledge gained from her time in the sequester house, pushed the result by a minority into Godfrey’s favour. Jordan went, and the rest was history. Literally, in Sindy’s case, as she was out the next week. But still, she managed to fight for a place on the jury, and you’ve fought to place her in sixth. With an S.

[MB.]

WHY wasn't the banana picture used though MB I want answers

In a way, isn't every picture of Alicia the banana picture

[Headie]

Goddess Sindy with an S!

[Lostie!]

Didn't dislike her exactly but I never massively got the Sindy adoration either.

[MB.]

(if you thought Jackie/Alicia were random)

#6

http://i.imgur.com/7Q09x4b.png

Points: 162
Votes: 9

I’ve already spoken in Godfrey’s entry about how vital he was to setting this past season on the right track. We’d already seen potentially – or even proven – good houseguests out the front door (Risha, Sindy, Naeha, Johnny) and the Chop Shop seemed to be running the thing, even with the eviction of Graig who no1curr about let’s be honest. This is where the other side of the house needed the numbers more than ever – perhaps just even one. Enter Sindy Nguyen. Sindy first came in as cannon fodder, gimmick in hand (yes, it’s “Sindy with an S”) and came out of the gates hard, trying – and failing – to start alliances and generally not getting to grips with the whole concept of first impressions. She received the most nominations in the week one BBUK-esque twist, but managed to save herself with the Power of Veto. All good, right? Lolno, she found herself back on the block in week two, and this time out of the door. And that was the end of Sindy with an S. Naeha or, worst case scenario, Graig would come back in, that was that. Except flash forward to the returning houseguest competition and somehow, she fought her way back in, to the bewilderment of most of her houseguests. Credit to her, she got to work straight away, actually securing an alliance for once (with Sarah and Brittnee, the cleverly-titled SSB), getting herself into s showmance with Jordan and securing immunity for her first week back in the house. Something special happened that week, a week in which Godfrey was targetted under fellow rankee Zach’s HoH reign alongside (volunteered) pawn Jordan. Little did the Diaper Alliance know that they didn’t quite have the numbers to carry out their plan that they were once so sure of. Whilst Godfrey used a powerful speech to metaphorically annihilate Jordan prior to the vote, Sindy dealt the casting blow and, using knowledge gained from her time in the sequester house, pushed the result by a minority into Godfrey’s favour. Jordan went, and the rest was history. Literally, in Sindy’s case, as she was out the next week. But still, she managed to fight for a place on the jury, and you’ve fought to place her in sixth. With an S.

oh and .

[Firewire]

sindy with an s :love:

[Ross.]

Justice for Sherrie, the real S of RTV!

[Daniel-X]

Sindy :love:

Sixth is when I would've ideally had her too :amazed:

[MB.]

Justice for Sherrie, the real S of RTV!

Sherrie with an S <3

[Headie]

Lady C, Janice and Da'Vonne for top 3?

[MB.]

And so, we're at our top five. Winner predictions even though you don't actually know who's left which makes the whole idea of predicting a winner slightly more difficult than it theoretically should be?

[Samm]

Sindy with an S :love:

[Firewire]

Lady C, Janice and Da'Vonne for top 3?

Da'Vonne's been

[Daniel-X]

1. Brittnee
2. Lady C
3. Janice
4. Harry Amelia
5. Abi-Maria

Is what I predict

[Shaun]

I think Ian from the Bake Off might just steal this y'know

[Daniel-X]

I predict a Kween B Blair win.

[Black Dagger]

Janice will win.

[MB.]

Lady C, Janice and Da'Vonne for top 3?

Da'Vonne caused the downtime so I'd hate to see how long we'd go under for if she came back with a vengeance

[Firewire]

And so, we're at our top five. Winner predictions even though you don't actually know who's left which makes the whole idea of predicting a winner slightly more difficult than it theoretically should be?

Legend C!

[Macie Lightfoot]

Didn't dislike her exactly but I never massively got the Sindy adoration either.

blindsiding her own showmance and then pretending she had no idea what happened and blaming it on everyone else :love: that alone should be enough

[EspeonBB]

Sindy with an S :love:

omg is Abi still in? Plz win Brazilian queen (I'd love a Brittnee win though)

[Firewire]

will scream if Brittnee wins for the two meltdowns that will follow

[MB.]

(ok you do all know who the top 5 are, that's cool)

[reece(:]

Katie P, Selina, Charleine and Jackie <33333

[LukeB]

will scream if Brittnee wins for the two meltdowns that will follow

how boring yawnnn

[EspeonBB]

Brittnee, Abi, Janice and Lady C are still in right?

[MB.]

omg is Abi still in? Plz win Brazilian queen

well... erm...

#5

http://i.imgur.com/AtDrTIm.png

Points: 168
Votes: 10

Abi-Maria, a.k.a. the Brazilian firecracker as she was christened five minutes ago by me, was a fan favourite from Survivor: Philippines, but also managed to annoy a bloody lot of people along the way. As you do. Her volatility eventually saw her demise in her first season, but now that she had a second chance at the game, as a strong player all she had to do was turn that aspect of her personality around, work on her social game and voila! An easy million dollars. So, everything went to plan, right? Well, er, not really. She started off well, and the fact that she had no strong alliance meant that both sides wanted her as a number when the push came to shove (it also meant that she was ostracized early on, which is… less fun). However, good old Abi-Maria couldn’t resist a bit o’ the ol’ volatility here and there, she was seen as a goat (meaning she had no chance of winning, for people who just had to Google that) for the last portion of her game, and she was eventually voted out at Tribal Council in 7th place in a 4-2-1 vote. But that’s fine, because she’s amazing and she’s in the top 5 of your favourite reality stars of 2k15. You keep goating on and being volatile, Abi-Maria. We wouldn’t have you any other way.

[Firewire]

Brittnee, Abi, Janice and Lady C are still in right?

and Harry Godmelia

[Firewire]

Abi made Cambodia :love:

[Samm]

Abi and her lashings are iconic

[EspeonBB]

welp

Brazilian bombshell Abi :love:

[reece(:]

Abi Maria and Lady C for top two <33333

[Daniel-X]

'Well at least you made jury'

[Daniel-X]

Abi Maria and Lady C for top two <33333

Too little too late my dear </3 :(

[reece(:]

http://i.imgur.com/vFypE4l.gif
https://45.media.tumblr.com/d0e9f853393be66f14a2e5d05792823a/tumblr_nyrkncGGPv1sq0qzoo1_540.gif

Robbed!

[Black Dagger]

QUEEN

[MB.]

Time for someone nice and calm and relaxi-never mind...

#4

http://i.imgur.com/P9EV1Ds.png

Points: 178
Votes: 10

If you're not familiar with the work of Lady Colin "Lady C" Campbell, undoubted star of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! series 15, let me give you a quick introduction:

“What are bollocks?” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“You’re so full of **** that if you ever took an enema, you would disappear off the face of the Earth without a trace” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“I’ve been roped in to be sport for the oiks” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“I have five tiaras and I turned down one of the richest men on Earth – there’s nothing in the world to induce me to sell myself!” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

"The fact that these two lazy bums know that I have gone out of my way to feed their greedy guts today, casting us in the role that they have earned with their passivity - I think not!” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“If we get an amoeba, we’re buggered” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“A dumbo, a chippy oik, a bully, a liar and the mouth of diarrhoea” – Lady Colin Campbell on Tony Hadley, 2015

“I just want to get to the bottom of this so I know whose throats to slit” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“Bitches ain’t **** but hoes and tricks” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

You're welcome.

[reece(:]

Queen of persuasion!

https://45.media.tumblr.com/2891c55e809617371b227b4f79d0a46a/tumblr_nykmtrv4iQ1sp9h5lo2_540.gif

[Black Dagger]

Lady goddess <333

[Pete.]

Screaming at Joanna making the cut

[Samm]

Legend C <3

[Black Dagger]

But why on earth is Harry Flopmelia in the top 3.

[Ross.]

Legend Lady C! :clap1:

[Braden]

I can't wait to watch Abi on Philippines because on Cambodia she had many uh-mazing moments. But she was also quite unpleasant and unappealing to me sometimes.

Lady C, idk her. I didn't watch I'm a Celeb, but I imagine I would have supported her.

[reece(:]

Lady C should've won!!!!

Why is Harry still in?

[reece(:]

Janice to win!

[Ross.]

Sherrie with an S <3

<3

[Daniel-X]

Legend C!

Brittnee for tha win.

[Firewire]

lady c robbed!

[Lostie!]

C'mon Janice :fc:

[Ross.]

I want a recount as I'm confident that MB has rigged the vote if Harry Amelia wins this

[Macie Lightfoot]

http://i.imgur.com/ihJxSY0.png

this is why Harry's in the top three <3

[MB.]

...we on a new page yet? Good.

[MB.]

Right, let's get this thing finished before midnight.

#3

http://i.imgur.com/WVZEMUE.png

Points: 189
Votes: 12

When I first laid (teehee laid) eyes on Harry Amelia in her introductory VT, talking nonchalantly about the time she got her tits out at the train station just to prove a point, I didn’t know what to think. She entered as part of the #4in and seemed to go under the radar, overshadowed by the bubbliness of Sam and the cuntliness of Marc and whatever Simon was. Being called Harry and replacing a girl named Harriet simply wasn’t enough by the looks of things, and she had to get a gimmick to survive in the harsh terrains of the Big Brother UK 16 house. The gimmick she went with was to get naked. As we saw with Biannca last year, and went on to see with Jenna later in the summer (who, despite remaining largely covered up, was booed mainly on the basis of being a porn star. I don’t know either), the British public don’t tend to take well to a bit of areola and she wasn’t an immediate favourite. She grew close to Nick, who it seems did take well to a bit of areola, becoming one of her early storylines. Another came with the arrival of the Time Warp housemates, who took against her immediately and decided to nominate her for eviction (which in turn created the rather tragic image of the Time Warpers mingling with the rest of the house whilst Harry stood in the corner on her own). As a result, eviction cockroach Harry was born. It would be assumed that Harry would be evicted at the first opportunity as a WOMAN with WOMAN TITS, but somehow she was spared and instead Jade was killed for kissing a black man or something. The Great British Public, everyone. Anyway, she inexplicably continued to dodge evictions left, right and centre, slaying Simon, Marc and… Helen counts, right? on her way. Eventually, the thought of pleasing the public was too much for Harry to bear and her final week was spent rubbing her boobs on things, having meltdowns down on the pier every day at half past the hour and pretending to be six years old whilst bellowing things at Jack and climbing on the furniture. Or something like that. Sadly but inevitably, this was where Harry Amelia’s Big Brother journey was to come to an end, if not already signposted by her wearing a glittery red dress instead of her latex Alice in Wonderland number, having become too fat to fit into it during her time in the house (<3 <3 <3). But amongst nomination twists upon nomination twists upon nomi****ingnation twists that seemed guaranteed to bring the end of Harry Amelia every Friday night, her continued survival and plucky, if not slightly grumpy spirit in the face of adversity show why she is a deserved third-placer when it comes to the greatest reality TV contestants of 2015. Harry New Ameliyear, everyone.

[Firewire]

http://i.imgur.com/ihJxSY0.png

this is why Harry's in the top three <3

:love:

[LukeB]

too high

[Firewire]

harry godmelia made bb16 <3333

[Braden]

Harry Amelia giving Sia a run for her money <3

Ngl I didn't include her in my top 25. She did initially, but I hated BB16 too much to include anybody on my list tbqh.

[Daniel-X]

Harry Godmelia <3

Her getting possessed in ha final week is a personal highlight.

[Black Dagger]

She was top 40 at best.

[Samm]

LOVE, still shocked she survived so many evictions

[Macie Lightfoot]

One of my friends summed up The Harry Amelia Thing pretty nicely so let me quote him on it

the singular joy of seeing Joel smarm up to her all 'I will logic my way out of this one with my CONSIDERABLE wits' and Harry being all :TWO MINUTE LONG AIRHORN NOISE: before storming, tits dripping, out of her own bath rather than share a room with him for a single moment, God, how divine.

[MB.]

too high

You must have been too high when you voted for Willow as one of your favourite reality stars of 2k15

I am kidding I think

[Lostie!]

Overrated doesn't even begin to cover it

[Ross.]

no, moving swiftly on from this tragedy

[Shaun]

Well alright then

[MB.]

Overrated doesn't even begin to cover it

no

Glad you're supporting the cause, Ross

[MB.]

Anyway, yes, we've got a top two to contend with and you probably know who they are by now so how about we get down to #2?

[Macie Lightfoot]

Also let's recount:

"Take this bottle away from me"
"GO SEE TO YOUR ****ING BOYFRIEND"
"I wouldn't say hashtag pizzagate, I would say Joel's a ****ING twat"
"I'M SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"IF YOU WANT ME TO ****ING BULLY YA I ****ING WILL"

:love:

[Ross.]

you wish MB

[Headie]

Come through Janice!

[Firewire]

Also let's recount:

"Take this bottle away from me"
"GO SEE TO YOUR ****ING BOYFRIEND"
"I wouldn't say hashtag pizzagate, I would say Joel's a ****ING twat"
"I'M SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"IF YOU WANT ME TO ****ING BULLY YA I ****ING WILL"

:love:

a legend

[Daniel-X]

Britt > Jan

[Headie]

Britt > Jan

Queen B :love:

[reece(:]

Also let's recount:

"Take this bottle away from me"
"GO SEE TO YOUR ****ING BOYFRIEND"
"I wouldn't say hashtag pizzagate, I would say Joel's a ****ING twat"
"I'M SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"IF YOU WANT ME TO ****ING BULLY YA I ****ING WILL"

:love:
I love the Bible

[MB.]

Brittnee Blair vs Janice Dickinson. Two models. Two legends. One winner, unless I completely disregard the rules, which I was seriously considering doing at one point tbqh. So, who's only gone and done it?

#2

http://i.imgur.com/3FgLkaY.png

Points: 233
Votes: 15

If you're wondering why Brittnee's photo looks a bit dodgy, blame the lack of BBCan images on the internet. I searched for bloody hours. Don't shoot the messenger.

It is a proven fact that everybody loves Brittnee Blair, and that is something that cannot be argued. Everybody loves her. Everyone. Even the people who don’t know that she exists love her. Even the people who don’t like her only don’t like her because they in fact love her, and love is a strong emotion than simply liking and if you’re going to apply that love to someone, why not Brittnee Blair? Everybody loves Brittnee Blair because she almost single-handedly ran Big Brother Canada 3. Sure, she might have had some help from Sarah, or Godfrey, or Sindy, or the public, or the producers (I love this show because it rigs it for all the right people <3) along the way, but ultimately it was Brittnee who made the big moves, played the game, got rid of some big threats, got rid of some smaller threats who didn’t do much at all who in fact could have stayed had their showmance partner remembered to vote to keep them in over the other two oop –cough- Sarah –cough-, and became possibly the most loved person to ever exist ever, to the extent that it would make Mother Theresa feel ashamed. And I’m not just saying that – remember the reception she got from the audience at the finale? They don’t have a Canadia’s Favourite in Canadia, but if they did, I’ve no doubt in my mind that Brittnee would have won it with at least 150% of the vote. Brittnee’s so bloody good that she breaks maths. For single-handedly saving the civilian Big Brother franchise from, I don’t know, Steve Moses, until All Stars when we see her again and give her the crown she deserves, all hail Queen B.

(plus, it was a two horse race all the way through this ranking, and at several points Brittnee was on top. Poor Brittnee. Always robbed at the last minute. Not that the winner is any less worthy because trust me, they’re quite something too – as you’re about to find out…)

[Ross.]

Come on MB

[Shaun]

I accept this decision

[LukeB]

Janice :love: yasss

[Ross.]

oh never mind

Britt :love: :love: :love:

[Daniel-X]

NOOOOOOoooo.

How robbed. Janice is a good result but B is the real winner

[Firewire]

godnee <3333

[Mitchell]

JANICE :love:

[Ross.]

but

http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/YYASSSSSSSSSSSS.gif

@ the Janice win

[MB.]

Which means that TiBB's favourite reality star of the year and therefore the winner of the TiBB Random Reality Ranking 2k15 is none other than...

#1

http://i.imgur.com/EUVTCqd.png

Points: 275
Votes: 15

When you look back over the past year, one contestant stands out – or perhaps lies, doing her yoga stretches, legs akimbo – above all the others. Ladies and gentlemen, your favourite reality star of 2k15 is none other than Dame Janice of Dickinson, Celebrity Big Brother 16 housemate and supermodel extraordinaire. Much like Katie Price, Janice’s Celebrity Big Brother appearance was something that had years in the making – every series, without fail, Janice Dickinson’s name would pop up alongside Lembit Opik, Michelle MacManus and Nigel Benn in the rumour list, and would almost as quickly be discarded. “If was ever going to do it, she’d have done it by now”, they said. “Too famous.” “A health and safety nightmare.” And when the Celebrity Big Brother 16 line-up was leaked, notably sans Janice, it seemed as if they were right. Perhaps wanting Janice Dickinson to do the show was a dream too good to be true, and we’d have to settle for her (equally brilliant) 2007 I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! stint instead. We had to imagine a CBB16 without Janice, with only Chloe-Godmine, Sherrie and I guess Gail to root for on the quirky, eccentric front. It was bleak. So imagine our delight when, at the end of the launch show, Janice Dickinson’s face appeared on screen alongside some fellow named Bobby Davro who’d probably won a competition or something. That’s the last you’ll hear of him in this write-up, thankfully. So yes, Janice had arrived, sporting a lycra catsuit and the whole lower half of a camel that accompanied it. Whilst she didn’t win the title of president of the house, she had already won the title of president of our hearts (if not just for having to eat jellied eels alone). Over the course of her stay in the Celebrity Big Brother house, she struck up a heart-warming friendship with Chloe-Jasmine, taking her under her wing whilst batting Stevi “Ritchie” Ritchie away with the other. Her anaphylactic shock in the diary room was shown on national TV, before going straight into an Emma Willis link. She spoke for the nation (/me and about five others) when she told Austin Armacost to kiss her ass. When the crowd chanted to get Farrah out, Janice started her own, counter chant – “keep Janice in!” She rubbed Jenna Jameson up (and not for the first time eh lads) the wrong way by eating her celery and drinking her kosher wine, which she continued to do whilst being told off for doing it. She taught some of the younger housemates things they were never not going to learn nowhere else, resulting in James doing the kind thing and saving her from eviction. Sure, she was evicted one place before the final and sure, she may have gone to jail for 50 years for throwing a chair at Farrah Abraham on Bit on the Side, but she was Janice Dickinson and she did it her way. And that’s why Janice Dickinson was the greatest reality star of 2k15.

[LukeB]

Janice is the queen of RTV so it was right for her to win :love:

[Braden]

I love this top two <3 Happy with the outcome.

[MB.]

(like I say, it was a two-horse race throughout, and Brittnee was leading for most of the first half. So there's that)

[Firewire]

J <33333

[Pete.]

#24

http://i.imgur.com/mP6RUMA.png

Points: 85
Votes: 6

c+p Patsy’s entry. On second thoughts, maybe not. Whilst Patsy’s time in the Celebrity Big Brother house was spent desperately trying to disenfranchise herself from the shitshow going on around her, Nadia grew more determined to defend Perez (against the advice of pretty much everybody) and even more determined to grind Katie Hopkins down to a gibbering wreck. If you know the absolute minimum about Katie Hopkins, you’d know that this isn’t a very likely goal to try and work towards. Try climbing Mount Everest first, Nads, set your sights low. Nadia only went in to get some work on her house done, and now she was caught in the crossfire between Perez and Hopkins for what must have felt like an eternity. Both she and Patsy loathed every waking minute of the experience but whereas Patsy hid herself away, chanting, meditating and occasionally wondering if the oven was a gas one or not, Nadia actively got up and rooted for one side of the argument-in-which-there’s-no-winner. She got up and told you that she’s not a bloody performing bear! She got up and laid into Calum for, erm, being told by Perez that he didn’t like her cooking or something, god there were some ridiculous arguments in that series, weren’t there? But most of all, she spent every ounce of energy she had in that house laying into, and breaking down Katie Hopkins, which is why in a way it was a bit of a shame that he didn’t outlast her, but on reflection was probably best for us all. We’d have had a Cannibal Holocaust-type situation on our hands if they’d been in there together any longer.
Happy she did well

[Lostie!]

Yes Janice!!! :clap1:

Glad to see my top points went to good use. :hee:

[MB.]

The final order, to save you flicking through 20-odd pages:

1st: 275 points – Janice Dickinson (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 15
2nd: 233 points – Brittnee Blair (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 15
3rd: 189 points – Harry Amelia Martin (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 12
4th: 178 points – Lady Colin Campbell (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 10
5th: 168 points - Abi-Maria Gomes (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 10
6th: 162 points – Sindy Nguyen (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 9
7th: 151 points – Alicia Douvall (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 12
8th: 143 points – Jackie Ibarra (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 10
9th: 139 points – Nadiya Hussain (Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 8
10th: 127 points – Charleine Wain (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 7
=11th: 121 points – Katie Price (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 10
=11th: 121 points – Selina Waterman-Smith (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 6
13th: 115 points – Sarah Hanlon (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 11
14th: 110 points – Da'Vonne Rogers (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 7
15th: 107 points – Jade-Martina Lynch (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 10
16th: 106 points – Louisa Johnson (The X Factor 12) – votes: 6
17th: 105 points – Ferne McCann (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 9
18th: 95 points – Eileen Daly (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 8
19th: 92 points – Stevi Ritchie & Chloe-Jasmine Whichello (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
20th: 91 points – Ruth Whiteley (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 8
21st: 90 points – Kelley Wentworth (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 7
22nd: 89 points – Audrey Middleton (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 7
23rd: 87 points – Elle Stevenson (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 7
24th: 85 points – Nadia Sawalha (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 6
=25th: 82 points – Shirin Oskooi (Survivor: Worlds Apart / Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 7
=25th: 82 points – 4th Impact (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 7
27th: 81 points – Vicky Pattison (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 8
28th: 78 points – Patsy Kensit (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 6
29th: 77 points – Jamelia (Strictly Come Dancing 13) – votes: 5
30th: 76 points – Natasha Hamilton (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 8
=32nd: 74 points – Katya (RuPaul’s Drag Race 7) – votes: 3
=32nd: 74 points – Becky Burgess (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 4
=33rd: 70 points – Vanessa Rousso (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 3
=33th: 70 points – Katie Hopkins (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
=35th: 69 points – Kass McQuillen (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 5
=35th: 69 points – Naeha Sareen (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 5
37th: 68 points – Mike Holloway (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 5
38th: 63 points – Sam Kay (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
39th: 62 points – Vana Koutsomitis (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 6
40th: 56 points – Farrah Abraham (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
41st: 55 points – Joseph Valente (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 3
42nd: 52 points – Kimmi Kappenberg (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
43rd: 50 points – Chloe Wilburn (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
=44th: 48 points – Lorraine Bowen (Britain’s Got Talent 9) – votes: 2
=44th: 48 points – Jenna Jameson (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
=46th: 46 points – Godfrey Mangwiza (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 4
=46th: 46 points – Sherrie Hewson (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 4
=48th: 45 points – Perez Hilton (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
=48th: 45 points – Meg Maley (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 5
50th: 44 points – Michelle Visage (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
=51st: 43 points - Ciera Eastin (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
=51st: 43 points – George Shelley (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
=53rd: 42 points – Sam Curry (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 3
=53rd: 42 points – Sarah Greenwood (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 3
55th: 41 points – James Huling (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 4
56th: 39 points – Dame Edna Everage (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
57th: 35 points – Hayley Keel & Blair Townsend (The Amazing Race 26) – votes: 2
58th: 33 points – Lindsey Cascaddan (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 2
=59th: 32 points – Tiffany Chantell & Krista Debono (The Amazing Race 27) – votes: 3
=59th: 32 points – Naomi Ball (Love Island) – votes: 2
=59th: 32 points – Adjoa Mensah (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
=62nd: 31 points – Tamal Ray (The Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 3
=62nd: 31 points – Amy & Sally Broadbent (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 5
64th: 30 points – Cami-Li (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
65th: 28 points – Stephen Fishbach (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
66th: 27 points – Jess Hayes (Love Island) – votes: 3
67nd: 25 points - Kenya Moore (Celebrity Apprentice) – votes: 2
=68th: 24 points – James Hill (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 3
=68th: 24 points – Zach Oleynik (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 2
70th: 23 points – Keith Chegwin (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
71st: 22 points – Jennifer Saunders (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
=72nd: 21 points – Marie Campbell (Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 2
=72nd: 21 points – Yvette Fielding (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Joanna Lumley (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Calum Best (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Max Stone (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 2
=77th: 19 points – Woo Hwang (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 4
=77th: 19 points – Monica Michael (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 1
79th: 17 points – Jeff Varner (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 2
=80th: 16 points – Carolyn Rivera (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 2
=80th: 16 points – Lauren Richardson (Love Island) – votes: 2
=82nd: 15 points – Kiera Weathers (The X Factor 12) – votes: 2
=82nd: 15 points – Peih-Gee Law (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
=82nd: 15 points – Harriet Jackson (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 2
85th: 14 points – Risha Denner (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 2
86th: 10 points – Sandy Docherty (The Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 2
87th: 9 points – Jaidynn Dior Fierce (RuPaul’s Drag Race 7) – votes: 2
88th: 8 points – Kellie Bright (Strictly Come Dancing 13) – votes: 2
89th: 4 points – Kieron Dyer (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
90th: 3 points – Simon Gross (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 2

[Black Dagger]

Janice :clap1:

Imagine voting for that thing over her in the final eviction. ****ing disgusting.

[Headie]

Queen of reality!

[Samm]

YASSSS my #1 spot winning <3333

[Ross.]

How many voters did you get MB so I know how many didn't vote for goddesses Janice and Sherrie

[MB.]

And the entire album of photos is here (http://imgur.com/a/qzqD4/all) if that link works, just to show what I've been wasting my time doing recently.

If you fancy posting your votes then feel free, and all that's left to say is thanks for sticking with me through this and my incessant bumping and bracketing and long drivel-y write-ups, it's been fun :love:

[Denver]

I thought Monica was finishing Last :hehe:

[Firewire]

mb :clap1:

[MB.]

How many voters did you get MB so I know how many didn't vote for goddesses Janice and Sherrie

19 in total, not including the ones which mysteriously didn't turn up in my inbox @Josy

(oh yeah, and sorry for the three-hour interlude. Hope you enjoyed the ice cream)

[Lostie!]

Thanks for doing this MB!

[MB.]

I thought Monica was finishing Last :hehe:

Adam don't make me explain my complicated ranking process again

[Ross.]

stay flawless MB :clap1:

(well you are flawed a little because of your Harry Amelia love but I'm willing to let that slide for now)

[MB.]

mb :clap1:

Inaccurate but thank you anyway

Thanks for doing this MB!

No problem :laugh:

[EspeonBB]

Janice and Brittnee :love:

Ty for running this MB. Glad all my top 20 made the list :clap2:

[MB.]

stay flawless MB :clap1:

(well you are flawed a little because of your Harry Amelia love but I'm willing to let that slide for now)

(also inaccurate)

(but the first bit's true)

(thanks)

[Pete.]

#=11

http://i.imgur.com/GALKxGZ.png

Points: 121
Votes: 6

Lordsugar botherer. Pedestrian getter-out-of-the-wayer. You’re Fired not-turner-upper. Twitter feuderer. Podium dancer (not pole dancer). Hater of children. Hater of Charleine. Hater of TV producers in general. Hater of everything in general. Two-time winning Project Manager, somehow. Allowed onto the show in the first place, somehow. The woman. The myth. The legend. Selina Waterman-Smith.

The amount of good people in her wake and you let this bitch come #11???

[Braden]

This was great MB <3

Thanks for putting in so much effort, you're write-ups were especially fun to read :)

[MB.]

I mean if anyone wants to run their own similar, less-biased-towards-Elle thing then go ahead

[MB.]

Janice and Brittnee :love:

Ty for running this MB. Glad all my top 20 made the list :clap2:

This was great MB <3

Thanks for putting in so much effort, you're write-ups were especially fun to read :)

Yeah, it's been surprisingly fun, and it keeps my fingers active I suppose (still... too kind)

[reece(:]

I don't remember my votes :worry:

Good job MB x

[Pete.]

The best top 5 :love:

Janice :love: :love:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Brittnee's impact really can't be stated enough, especially since some people try to tear her down and pretend she's worse than ****ing Peter Brown. She's a strong and confident woman who isn't afraid to **** **** up, a Comp beast, someone who gives hilarious DRs, someone who single-handedly slayed like half the cast (and they were mostly all awful people :love:). She had a lot of interesting relationships with the other HGs despite what some people pretend, she's proof that you can be plus-sized and confident, not athletic and still a Comp threat, terrible at reading DR cue cards but still delivering, and strategic but not a gamebot. Brittnee is love. Brittnee is life. Brittnee is pretty much the reason why BBCan3 is watchable.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Also I'm #thankful that 22 of my 25 were featured, and the three that weren't included will get extensive write ups in my Top 20 so let's all shift our attention to that thread xx

[MB.]

I don't remember my votes :worry:

Good job MB x

(I don't either if that's any consolation. Thanks)

Bit annoyed that this was a few days too early to include Nancy Dell'Olio but hey ho

[Pete.]

MB :clap1:

[MB.]

Also I'm #thankful that 22 of my 25 were featured, and the three that weren't included will get extensive write ups in my Top 20 so let's all shift our attention to that thread xx

Let's :laugh: (sorry you had to, y'know, ruin your own ranking to take part in this)

[MB.]

MB :clap1:

This makes up for coming 78th in ML

(thanks)

[MB.]

The final order, to save you flicking through 20-odd pages:

.

[Braden]

Gonna post my ranking:

25 points - Nadiya Hussain (GBBO)
24 points - Katya Zamolodchikova (RPDR)
23 points - Lorraine Bowen (BGT)
22 points - Becky Burgess (BBUS)
21 points - Brittnee Blair (BBCan)
20 points - Shirin Oskooi (Survivor Worlds Apart)
19 points - Sindy Nguyen (BBCan)
18 points - Sam Curry (TA)
17 points - Kimmi Kappenberg (Survivor Cambodia)
16 points - Elle Stephenson (TA)
15 points - Jeff Varner (Survivor Cambodia)
14 points - Janice Dickinson (CBB16)
13 points - Stephen Fishbach (Survivor Cambodia)
12 points - Trixie Mattel (RPDR)
11 points - Sarah Hanlon (BBCan)
10 points - Abi-Maria Gomes (Survivor Cambodia)
9 points - Meg Maley (BBUS)
8 points - Ruth Whiteley (TA)
7 points - Kass McQuillen (Survivor Cambodia)
6 points - Tamal Ray (GBBO)
5 points - Merline Labissiere (PR)
4 points - Nyle DiMarco (ANTM)
3 points - Audrey Middleton (BBUS)
2 points - Jackie Ibarra (BBUS)
1 point - Patsy Kensit (CBB15)


(I'd love to know who gave Lorraine Bowen 25 pts? I appreciate it <3)

[Daniel-X]

Thanks for running this :love:

[MB.]

That would be Mitchell

[MB.]

(@ Braden)

(Thanks Daniel)

[reece(:]

Also I'm #thankful that 22 of my 25 were featured, and the three that weren't included will get extensive write ups in my Top 20 so let's all shift our attention to that thread xx
Poor Fishbach

[Macie Lightfoot]

Fishbach made it hun check ur facts

[LemonJam]

I didn't see Janice Dickinson on I'm a Celeb so I didn't know what to expect with her on the show but holy **** she may just be in contention for top 10 CBB housemates of all time? Like obviously she had a lot of big moments in the house but I really enjoyed the smaller stuff like when Chloe-Jasmine was making snide remarks and giggling about Daniel being evicted she feels its the right time to announce "I NEED A ****." :joker::joker::joker: