The TiBB Random Reality Ranking 2k15 [fin.]

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/8xxBgZE.gif
[I spent a good eight minutes of my life making this on PowerPoint, don't judge]

So this is probably going to flop horribly and I'm aware that similar things have been done before so if it does, there's your reason...

But I thought I might run a game to find out who TiBB's favo reality contestants of 2015 is (y'know, scientifically). You'd do this by sending yours truly a list of up to 25 people who've competed on a reality show this year, with your ultimate 2k15 person getting 25 points and so on and so forth. If you only send in, say 7 people (which you're allowed to do) your top pick would get seven points. You can base this on how well they did on their respective shows, their personality, their looks, how often they send you dick pix on Snapchat - it's up to you. Lemme give you an example, with a bunch of strange formatting styles because I know what you lot are like:

25 points - Terence from My Kitchen Rules Australia
24) Jack McDermott from BBUK16
Twenty three) Marie from The Great British Bake Off
22. Vytas from Survivor: Cambodia
#21 - Pretty Blonde Girl from The X Factor
20 - Sinitta from Celebrity Enema On The Beach: Live
etc etc

You can vote for any of the shows in that impossible-to-read image above, plus The Jump or Celebrity MasterChef or The Voice Kids Indonesia or whatever you want idk - as long as it had a winner of some sort (so no TOWIE/The Real Housewives of Renfrewshire/What Kourtney and Khloe Shat Out Next) and it's been aired on TV somewhere in the world in the past year, it's allowed. You can also vote for more than one person from the same show, although I'd kinda rather you didn't just vote for the whole cast of something because we need some variety dammit.

Since I'm an idiot and am starting something four days before Christmas when literally nobody's here and the Other Reality TV's forum even emptier than usual, I'll leave this open until next year (!!!), by which I mean the countdown will be held on Saturday 2nd January (the vote'll close two days before). Of course if this flops then I, well, won't. If you've got any questions then ask them, if you don't then don't, and if this goes mildly well then I'll do a really interesting and very cool countdown of your favourite reality peoples in the new year.

Get PMing! Or not! It's really up to you!

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And it's over! Here's the full countdown to save you from reading through the whole thing:

1st: 275 points – Janice Dickinson (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 15
2nd: 233 points – Brittnee Blair (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 15
3rd: 189 points – Harry Amelia Martin (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 12
4th: 178 points – Lady Colin Campbell (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 10
5th: 168 points - Abi-Maria Gomes (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 10
6th: 162 points – Sindy Nguyen (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 9
7th: 151 points – Alicia Douvall (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 12
8th: 143 points – Jackie Ibarra (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 10
9th: 139 points – Nadiya Hussain (Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 8
10th: 127 points – Charleine Wain (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 7
=11th: 121 points – Katie Price (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 10
=11th: 121 points – Selina Waterman-Smith (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 6
13th: 115 points – Sarah Hanlon (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 11
14th: 110 points – Da'Vonne Rogers (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 7
15th: 107 points – Jade-Martina Lynch (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 10
16th: 106 points – Louisa Johnson (The X Factor 12) – votes: 6
17th: 105 points – Ferne McCann (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 9
18th: 95 points – Eileen Daly (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 8
19th: 92 points – Stevi Ritchie & Chloe-Jasmine Whichello (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
20th: 91 points – Ruth Whiteley (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 8
21st: 90 points – Kelley Wentworth (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 7
22nd: 89 points – Audrey Middleton (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 7
23rd: 87 points – Elle Stevenson (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 7
24th: 85 points – Nadia Sawalha (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 6
=25th: 82 points – Shirin Oskooi (Survivor: Worlds Apart / Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 7
=25th: 82 points – 4th Impact (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 7
27th: 81 points – Vicky Pattison (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 8
28th: 78 points – Patsy Kensit (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 6
29th: 77 points – Jamelia (Strictly Come Dancing 13) – votes: 5
30th: 76 points – Natasha Hamilton (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 8
=32nd: 74 points – Katya (RuPaul’s Drag Race 7) – votes: 3
=32nd: 74 points – Becky Burgess (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 4
=33rd: 70 points – Vanessa Rousso (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 3
=33th: 70 points – Katie Hopkins (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
=35th: 69 points – Kass McQuillen (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 5
=35th: 69 points – Naeha Sareen (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 5
37th: 68 points – Mike Holloway (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 5
38th: 63 points – Sam Kay (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
39th: 62 points – Vana Koutsomitis (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 6
40th: 56 points – Farrah Abraham (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
41st: 55 points – Joseph Valente (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 3
42nd: 52 points – Kimmi Kappenberg (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
43rd: 50 points – Chloe Wilburn (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
=44th: 48 points – Lorraine Bowen (Britain’s Got Talent 9) – votes: 2
=44th: 48 points – Jenna Jameson (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 5
=46th: 46 points – Godfrey Mangwiza (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 4
=46th: 46 points – Sherrie Hewson (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 4
=48th: 45 points – Perez Hilton (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
=48th: 45 points – Meg Maley (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 5
50th: 44 points – Michelle Visage (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
=51st: 43 points - Ciera Eastin (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
=51st: 43 points – George Shelley (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
=53rd: 42 points – Sam Curry (The Apprentice UK 11) – votes: 3
=53rd: 42 points – Sarah Greenwood (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 3
55th: 41 points – James Huling (Big Brother US 17) – votes: 4
56th: 39 points – Dame Edna Everage (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
57th: 35 points – Hayley Keel & Blair Townsend (The Amazing Race 26) – votes: 2
58th: 33 points – Lindsey Cascaddan (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 2
=59th: 32 points – Tiffany Chantell & Krista Debono (The Amazing Race 27) – votes: 3
=59th: 32 points – Naomi Ball (Love Island) – votes: 2
=59th: 32 points – Adjoa Mensah (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 4
=62nd: 31 points – Tamal Ray (The Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 3
=62nd: 31 points – Amy & Sally Broadbent (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 5
64th: 30 points – Cami-Li (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
65th: 28 points – Stephen Fishbach (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
66th: 27 points – Jess Hayes (Love Island) – votes: 3
67nd: 25 points - Kenya Moore (Celebrity Apprentice) – votes: 2
=68th: 24 points – James Hill (Celebrity Big Brother 16) – votes: 3
=68th: 24 points – Zach Oleynik (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 2
70th: 23 points – Keith Chegwin (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 4
71st: 22 points – Jennifer Saunders (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
=72nd: 21 points – Marie Campbell (Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 2
=72nd: 21 points – Yvette Fielding (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Joanna Lumley (The Great Comic Relief Bake Off) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Calum Best (Celebrity Big Brother 15) – votes: 2
=74th: 20 points – Max Stone (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 2
=77th: 19 points – Woo Hwang (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 4
=77th: 19 points – Monica Michael (The X Factor UK 12) – votes: 1
79th: 17 points – Jeff Varner (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 2
=80th: 16 points – Carolyn Rivera (Survivor: Worlds Apart) – votes: 2
=80th: 16 points – Lauren Richardson (Love Island) – votes: 2
=82nd: 15 points – Kiera Weathers (The X Factor 12) – votes: 2
=82nd: 15 points – Peih-Gee Law (Survivor: Cambodia) – votes: 3
=82nd: 15 points – Harriet Jackson (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 2
85th: 14 points – Risha Denner (Big Brother Canada 3) – votes: 2
86th: 10 points – Sandy Docherty (The Great British Bake Off 6) – votes: 2
87th: 9 points – Jaidynn Dior Fierce (RuPaul’s Drag Race 7) – votes: 2
88th: 8 points – Kellie Bright (Strictly Come Dancing 13) – votes: 2
89th: 4 points – Kieron Dyer (I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK 15) – votes: 2
90th: 3 points – Simon Gross (Big Brother UK 16) – votes: 2

[Shaun]

I am sexually attracted to the logo.

I will vote when back home tomorrow. Xo

[MB.]

a) I think you can get therapy for that
b) Very kind of you sir

[Denver]

I'm glad Ann Widdecombe won Celebrity Enema On The Beach: Live :flutter:

[MB.]

I'm glad Ann Widdecombe won Celebrity Enema On The Beach: Live :flutter:

That's one of your points already sorted, cheers

[MB.]

Right now that ML is over can we direct our attention to the competition that really matters please*

*whether Julia Nolan is more worthy of being a human being than Susannah Constantine

[reece(:]

I save Helen

[MB.]

Thank you, your vote has been counted

[reece(:]

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae117/oldmackdonald/lindsey2_zps9jj5wy0u.gif

to win!

[Daniel-X]

Pls let Polly from the Great Pottery Smackdown win

[reece(:]

Lemme do mine now x

[Ross.]

Ruth Whiteley is coming for the win

[MB.]

Reece's box is full (...) but let it be known that I am grateful for ha vote

[MB.]

The way I'm currently planning to do this is to have anyone with at least two votes qualify, meaning we've already got some qualifiers... all of which are women (never change, TiBB)

[Benjamin]

Here for Denise and James earl

[MB.]

You'll actually be pleased to hear that the rogue letters cut off at the top there belong to the Amazing Race logo

(now bloody vote you've only got over two weeks)

[reece(:]

The way I'm currently planning to do this is to have anyone with at least two votes qualify, meaning we've already got some qualifiers... all of which are women (never change, TiBB)
http://i.imgur.com/dkXA8R0.gif

[MB.]

She may or may not be among them

[Jason.]

That logo tho :lovedup:

[EspeonBB]

The way I'm currently planning to do this is to have anyone with at least two votes qualify, meaning we've already got some qualifiers... all of which are women (never change, TiBB)

#AllFemale2015

I will do this when I get home later :spin:

[MB.]

Ta :clap1:

[Shaun]

right I am home and the first thing I want to do is of course remind you how much I loved Marie from the Bake-Off *puts on the oven so I can recreate her hair-blowing whilst I vote*

[Dominic]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/03074b3f99d4e5140f7d757e63b2bdd2/tumblr_inline_ntx5sxeMZO1sj5po1_500.gif
We all know who needs to win this!

[Shaun]

Joselito from the X Factor? Well I'd rather he finished 8th at best but champion ha!

[Shaun]

ok what shows are there that I watch? I have catered for Drag Race, GBBO, both CBBs, BB, The Apprentice, TXF... I didn't watch IAC and I believe that foreign Big Brothers/Survivors/Amazing Races are for gypsies tramps and thieves so I am now stuck on 22 faves.

OH MY GOD DAME EDNA FROM THE CELEBRITY BAKE-OFF IN FACT THAT ENTIRE EPISODE'S CAST EXCEPT LULU does that count?

[Dominic]

ok what shows are there that I watch? I have catered for Drag Race, GBBO, both CBBs, BB, The Apprentice, TXF... I didn't watch IAC and I believe that foreign Big Brothers/Survivors/Amazing Races are for gypsies tramps and thieves so I am now stuck on 22 faves.

OH MY GOD DAME EDNA FROM THE CELEBRITY BAKE-OFF IN FACT THAT ENTIRE EPISODE'S CAST EXCEPT LULU does that count?

Add Brittnee Blair, Vanessa Rouso and Abi Maria Gomes

[Shaun]

I am unfamiliar with the work of Danity Kane I'm afraid

[MB.]

17 have now qualified, with a tie at the top that I shall continue to draw out for dramatic effect

(someone has nominated 3/4 of the cast of the greatest hour of television to have aired this year and I am rather happy about that)

[MB.]

Also I've decided that I'll be including a random reality ranking repechage round at some point so, y'know, keep your eyes out for that

[Pete.]

Do Helen/Nikki/Brian/Aisleyne count?

[MB.]

I was wondering whether to include them or not but I've seen them in other cast rankings and the more the merrier so why not

(I'll probably draw the line at, say, John McCririck though, as much as I'm sure he'd win otherwise)

[Daniel-X]

Praying that Underrated Kween Naomi from Love Island makes the top ten :fc:

[Jason.]

You watched ^

[EspeonBB]

I have blessed MB's inbox with the 25 best RTV stars of 2k15 :clap1:

[Daniel-X]

You watched ^

Yeah, I thought it was pretty awful but Meddling Minx Naomi kept my interest. I loved her

[Ross.]

If Sherrie Hewson doesn't make the list I'll kill you all

[Jason.]

If Sherrie Hewson doesn't make the list I'll kill you all

Not here for death threats. Wow you coming Top 6 in ML has gotten to your head

[Ross.]

Not here for death threats. Wow you coming Top 6 in ML has gotten to your head

it's not a threat, it's a promise

[Jason.]

it's not a threat, it's a promise

Actually yeah kill them so I take your place in ML14. k ta xoxo

[Ross.]

Actually yeah kill them so I take your place in ML14. k ta xoxo

Oh does this mean she's on your list? :flutter:

[Jason.]

Oh does this mean she's on your list? :flutter:

http://i.imgur.com/C3jc7Ly.png

[MB.]

17 have now qualified

Make that 42 :worry: Guessing I'll be getting RSI for Christmas

I have blessed MB's inbox with the 25 best RTV stars of 2k15 :clap1:

You have indeed (terms and conditions apply)

[MB.]

And perhaps even better than that - there is now some penis on the list! Hurrah!

[Jason.]

I'll PM you mine later today. :)

[MB.]

Bumping this at 3am in case there are any people in New Zealand who missed this the first time around

[reece(:]

Bumping this at 3am in case there are any people in New Zealand who missed this the first time around
Awaiting Macie's parcipitation

[Wojtek]

Tila Tequila must win this! She is the biggest reality star of 2015!

[MB.]

(Amazing Race contestants are counted as pairs, since I completely forgot to specify that the first time around) (so, yeah... sorry to the person who I forgot to tell that to) (I don't even need to say that it's Ben do I)

[MB.]

Contrary to popular belief, it is not Christmas and this is still actually properly still happening

[Dominic]

And perhaps even better than that - there is now some penis on the list! Hurrah!

Perched for Godfrey slayage <3

[reece(:]

Male's that may make it prediction:

Survivor: Mike, Keith, Jeff Varner, Woo
BB Canada: Godfrey
BBUK: None (Hopefully)
BBUSA: Jason, James
TAUK: Richard, Sam
IAC: None
Celeb Apprentice: None

[Dominic]

Joaquin <3333 he won't make it tho

[Braden]

I have a shortlist and will PM my full ranking tomorrow :)

[Raph]

Great idea MB! Will definitely vote in this :)

[Raph]

Perched for Godfrey slayage <3

Yes!! Would love to see Godfrey do well in this :D BBCAN3 represent!

[MB.]

I have a shortlist and will PM my full ranking tomorrow :)

Great idea MB! Will definitely vote in this :)

Thanks!

[Lostie!]

I'm working on my list now. :thumbs:

[Macie Lightfoot]

I voted :o

[Dominic]

Not MB being spoiled as to what Troy's top 20 is...

[MB.]

I'm working on my list now. :thumbs:

Thanks :clap1:

I voted :o

You did indeed

Not MB being spoiled as to what Troy's top 20 is...

I must admit, his 25 points going to Chris Ellison was a bit of a shocker

[MB.]

(p.p.s. I'm waiting until Ben sends his edited votes in to add anything new up so if this ends up being delayed until August then you know where to direct your flaming arrows etc)

[Headie]

Are Bad Girls Club and Ex On The Beach contestants banned then since there was no winner?

[MB.]

Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your opinions of those shows. I have zero on either), yes

[Headie]

Oop lemme change a few of mine before I send it in then

[Headie]

Do teams count as one vote? (i.e. Amazing Race)

[MB.]

Yeah, if a number of people competed as one contestant, they're one contestant in this (i.e. BB duos or Amazing Race teams)

[Jason.]

I'll do mine tomorrow (even though I said that 3 days ago)

[MB.]

I'll enjoy receiving your votes in 2047 Jason

[MB.]

Two people are yet to edit their votes, but as it stands there are 63 qualified contestants

If that's something anyone wanted to know idk

[MB.]

(to put that in some sort of perspective, 43 haven't qualified)

[Braden]

I don't mean to influence anyone's votes (yes I do), but can we all remember Lorraine Bowen existed.

[reece(:]

(to put that in some sort of perspective, 43 haven't qualified)
Justice 4 Kenya Moore

[MB.]

My lips are sealed (for once)

[MB.]

Because I've received more votes than I'd anticipated to have by this point, I'll close the voting a little sooner if that's okay with everyone - I'll give you until this Thursday to vote, with the repechage thingy on the 1st (if I'm awake early enough) and the countdown on Saturday 2nd - otherwise we'd be waiting for years and nobody's got time for that now do they

[Braden]

omfg I completely forgot about Project Runway :(

...and America's Next Top Model D: Even if I didn't manage to finish either there are a couple of people I should have included.

[MB.]

At least one of those has been nominated by other people so I wouldn't worry :thumbs:

[Ross.]

You will be blessed with my list shortly MB

[MB.]

Thank you kindly

[MB.]

(how shortly)

[Ross.]

(how shortly)

(5 minutes before the deadline)

[Shaun]

(vote katya zomolodchikova)

[MB.]

(brackets)

[MB.]

@ Luke @ Ben @ Ross @ any other kind souls possibly thinking of maybe voting ish

[Braden]

MB, could I be a pain and alter my ranking please? :|

[MB.]

MB, could I be a pain and alter my ranking please? :|

Go ahead!

(yeah don't worry it's not that important, I make the rules up as I go along)

[Jason.]

Go ahead!

(yeah don't worry it's not that important, I make the rules up as I go along)

C5 producer tea?

[MB.]

Oh no, I'm much more organised than them

[MB.]

I have a spreadsheet and everyfin (and everyfin)

[Ross.]

Is Charleine Wain dominating that spreadsheet MB

[Braden]

Go ahead!

(yeah don't worry it's not that important, I make the rules up as I go along)

Thank you.

I will send it very soon <3

[LukeB]

@ Luke @ Ben @ Ross @ any other kind souls possibly thinking of maybe voting ish

i've already voted
https://45.media.tumblr.com/0055304af72e90e6d8e197e7a7fc28de/tumblr_mqipkjG3ZQ1rqbtm2o1_500.gif

[MB.]

Is Charleine Wain dominating that spreadsheet MB

Nah, she left early

Thank you.

I will send it very soon <3

No problem :clap1:

[MB.]

i've already voted
https://45.media.tumblr.com/0055304af72e90e6d8e197e7a7fc28de/tumblr_mqipkjG3ZQ1rqbtm2o1_500.gif

I obviously meant the... erm... other Luke

(you have, yes, ta)

[Ross.]

Nah, she left early


http://www.celebry.co.uk/ff/tn/0ifsa7qjc.jpg

[Shaun]

I assume Sandy from the Bake-Off is wobbling her way to an iconic 20th place

[MB.]

If I had my way then the only people nominated would be Bake Offers but sadly the world doesn't work like that

[MB.]

i've already voted
https://45.media.tumblr.com/0055304af72e90e6d8e197e7a7fc28de/tumblr_mqipkjG3ZQ1rqbtm2o1_500.gif

I obviously meant the... erm... other Luke

(you have, yes, ta)

Actually no you haven't :suspect: Well you have, but I can't count it until you correct it

[Mitchell]

Just working on my list Mary xo

[MB.]

You've got roughly two days, twenty two hours, twenty five minutes and eight seconds left to vote

(y'know. Roughly)

[MB.]

Someone has just un-qualified... the dramz of it all...

[Pete.]

A gamechanger?

[MB.]

A shocking twist

[Pete.]

Rocking the forum to its core?

[MB.]

A bombshell, yes

[MB.]

Feel free to vote via the medium of dance a la Jackie Travers

http://i.imgur.com/bRwCPrK.giff

(tomorrow is your last full day if you're still planning on doing so)

[Lostie!]

This slipped my mind, I'll do mine now if it's still open. :laugh:

[MB.]

This slipped my mind, I'll do mine now if it's still open. :laugh:

Ta :) Still a day and a bit left for anyone else to spam vote for Alvin from Bake Off if they so choose

[MB.]

http://media0.giphy.com/media/Emg9qPKR5hquI/giphy.gif

[Ross.]

(5 minutes before the deadline)

(I was being serious when I said this)

[MB.]

(I was being serious when I said this)

https://49.media.tumblr.com/af43c0ad600c39d49242b8a64c3a933d/tumblr_nzpww34lDU1sjhd4fo1_250.gif

(well as long as you actually send it that is)

[MB.]

An update: 83 contestants are now in the running to be crowned your favourite reality person slash people of 2015, whilst 65 haven't got a bloody chance

[MB.]

(I'm taking this moment to appreciate that two bitter rivals are tied on the same number of points just outside the top 10, which would be nice story-wise) (not that this thing has a story or anything) (or anything vaguely planned at all really)

[Ross.]

My vote is on its way

maybe

when does it close

[MB.]

Sometime tomorrow, basically the last possible time that people would be sober enough to vote I guess (how does 9pm sound?)

[Ross.]

I'm aiming for a 5am delivery of my votes

[MB.]

I'm aiming for a 5am delivery of my votes

In which case I am sorely disappointed in you Ross

(everyone else, on the other hand, still has ages left)

[Ross.]

Silly me I meant 5pm

obviously

[MB.]

I was going to ask if Ammi had taken over your account

[Samm]

ohhh only just seen this I'll vote soon!

[MB.]

Thanks :clap1:

[MB.]

(I'm now going to have to write about at least 86 people, good luck me)

[Ross.]

(I'm now going to have to write about at least 86 people, good luck me)

not my rankings having a big impact on the vote

[MB.]

yV8tm-ZPdpE

well less than that now but there we go

[MB.]

(voting is now closed, but I'm sure you're all too drunk to care)

[Mitchell]

Yay, looking forward to seeing Joanna Lumley winning.

[MB.]

The repechage thread can be found this way if you're of that persuasion/sober/on a Big Brother forum twenty minutes into a new year (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=11226)

[Jamie89]

Oh oops, I was gonna vote sorry, I thought it was open for longer for some reason. Damn me and my leaving things to the last minute!

:fist: @ me

[MB.]

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/ad_188019705.jpg?w=620&h=349&crop=1

So, just to clarify, we did say that we were going to deadlock but with 8 votes unfortunately, Monica, you're going home I'm afraid, well done Vivica, so-
No, Olly, she's not, no, she's through. It's a vote to save.
Oh ok sorry my fault, sorry guys, my fault, sorry, I apologise for that, sorry Monica, I do apologise, I thought I'd made a mistake, I do apologise, I-
Shut the **** up Olly

(so yes, Monica is the wildcard and we have our 90. Ta for the help)

xoxo

[Pete.]

Will Tasha ever get her peace

[Mitchell]

xoxo

https://45.media.tumblr.com/bec99a9a2c1fdfdcee88e585a778c326/tumblr_nj6aztP4N21qk08n1o1_500.gif

[MB.]

Will Tasha ever get her peace

The TiBB Random Reality Ranking 2k15 Repechage Round: The Re-Up?

[Pete.]

I forgot to nominate BBUSA people I've just remembered :{}

[Pete.]

The TiBB Random Reality Ranking 2k15 Repechage Round: The Re-Up?
Rihloaded?

[MB.]

I forgot to nominate BBUSA people I've just remembered :{}

Don't worry, I can confirm that there are BBUS people on the list

[Pete.]

Don't worry, I can confirm that there are BBUS people on the list
Just checked I did actually :laugh:

[MB.]

The marathon ranking will kick-off tomorrow at 6pm, so bring some popcorn and come ready to scalp a weave or three

[Pete.]

tomorrow

http://24.media.tumblr.com/134cc928b5db77b6c54dc9094cce9b24/tumblr_mkk3artWHw1rtjjupo7_400.gif

[reece(:]

xoxo
https://45.media.tumblr.com/d557bdf591b41d949bb95905a2cfb232/tumblr_nj9mctPmQY1ql5yr7o1_500.gif

At least the basique hó is out first

[MB.]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/134cc928b5db77b6c54dc9094cce9b24/tumblr_mkk3artWHw1rtjjupo7_400.gif

I mean it'd be a bit of a crappy ranking if I started it now

(it's all going up in one night if that helps. I'll probably need to get some caffeine first tbh)

[MB.]

Also I hate to kick Vivica A. Fox when she's down but Monica won't necessarily be out first, since you could qualify for the ranking with just two people giving you one point each (and one person pretty much has)

[MB.]

It's half past 2 on a Friday night and I'm making graphics for this, do #pray4me

[reece(:]

Also I hate to kick Vivica A. Fox when she's down but Monica won't necessarily be out first, since you could qualify for the ranking with just two people giving you one point each (and one person pretty much has)
https://45.media.tumblr.com/d557bdf591b41d949bb95905a2cfb232/tumblr_nj9mctPmQY1ql5yr7o1_500.gif

[MB.]

(this is today, so if you've got any Vivica A. Fox gifs to get out of your system, now's your chance)

[Headie]

Also I hate to kick Vivica A. Fox when she's down but Monica won't necessarily be out first, since you could qualify for the ranking with just two people giving you one point each (and one person pretty much has)

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[MB.]

(about an hour and a half to go until I stop writing everything in brackets like this)

[Lostie!]

(this is today, so if you've got any Vivica A. Fox gifs to get out of your system, now's your chance)

http://38.media.tumblr.com/cbbc3036aac6479b4dee96ef9daa5411/tumblr_n7r3oizgyf1s8j019o2_250.gif

[MB.]

(make that 40 minutes. I am trying and failing miserably to create any sort of tension here)

[Ross.]

There is no tension because we all know Sherrie is going to win

[MB.]

I'd rather you didn't spoil the result thank you

I mean, erm... yes, err, no, anyone could win... ahem.

[MB.]

Fifteen minutes, you gays!!!!11!!!11!!!

[Jamie89]

hoX2ixNX6EY

(play it twice)

[Lostie!]

Fifteen minutes, you gays!!!!11!!!11!!!

http://38.media.tumblr.com/cbbc3036aac6479b4dee96ef9daa5411/tumblr_n7r3oizgyf1s8j019o2_250.gif

[MB.]

(ta for the new page Jamie)

[MB.]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/cbbc3036aac6479b4dee96ef9daa5411/tumblr_n7r3oizgyf1s8j019o2_250.gif

Calm down, LukeB :idc:

[Lostie!]

Calm down, LukeB :idc:

I've been called a lot of hurtful things in my 23 years, but you just crossed a line.

But if you rig the countdown for one of my votes to win then all is forgiven. <3

[MB.]

...you want Sherrie Hewson to win, right?

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/8xxBgZE.gif
[yes, the logo's still terrible, it'll be easier for us all if we get used to it now]

Hi there. Welcome to the TiBB Random Reality Ranking 2k15, in which I count down 90 reality stars as chosen by (19 of) you. There will be tantrums, there will be tears, there will be Vivica A. Fox gifs, and by the end of the night (/some point early tomorrow morning), we'll know who your top reality star of the past 360-something days has been. Yesterday, you voted Monica Michael as the 90th member of the ranking (yes, really) (it was you) and as well as finding out where she's placed, you'll be discovering where the other 89 are, how many votes they got and how many points that equates to. Exciting maths!

I can confirm that there are 17 representatives of Celebrity Big Brother on the list, 13 Survivors, 10 housemates from Big Brother UK, 7-a-piece from Big Brothers US and Canada, as well as from The Apprentice UK, 6 from I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, 5 from The X Factor, 4 from The Great British Bake Off, 3 from the Great Comic Relief Bake Off and Love Island, 2 from Strictly Come Dancing, The Amazing Race and RuPaul's Drag Race and 1 each from Britain's Got Talent and the Celebrity Apprentice. Each one will get a write-up to some extent, with shorter entries for the irrelevant ones and longer ones for those placing higher (and people I like, just because) I apologise in advance for how long this is going to be. First time I've ever said that. Ha. Best get on with it before I make any other dick jokes.

[Lostie!]

Oh I didn't think to vote for anyone from BGT. :fist: :laugh:

I'd have filled up half of my ranking with animal acts too, what a missed opportunity. </3

[MB.]

But first (/julie chen): some honourable mentions for the people who got 1 vote each, but didn't do enough to qualify for the main event:

Big Brother UK
Danny Wisker
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
Brian Belo
Nikki Grahame
Nick Henderson
Jack McDermott

Celebrity Big Brother
Austin Armacost
Gail Porter
Fatman Scoop
Daniel Baldwin
Tila Tequila

Big Brother US
Jason Roy
Shelli Poole
Austin Matelson
John McGuire
Shelli Poole

Big Brother Canada
Willow MacDonald
Kevin Martin
Jordan Parhar

Survivor
Keith Nale
Spencer Bledsoe
Tasha Fox
Hali Ford
Jeremy Collins

The Apprentice UK
David Stevenson
Jenny Garbis
Scott Saunders
Brett Butler-Smythe
Richard Woods
Dan Callaghan

The Amazing Race US
Logan & Chris
Denise & James Earl
Kelsey & Joey
Jazmine & Danielle

Strictly Come Dancing
Anita Rani
Ainsley Harriott
Jeremy Vine
Georgia May Foote

The Great British Bake Off
Ugne Bubnaityte
Flora Shedden
Mat Riley
Dorret Conway

Celebrity Apprentice
Brandi Glanville
Leeza Gibbons
Vivica A. Fox

The Voice UK
Sasha Simone
Sheena McHugh

The X Factor
Seann Miley Moore
Lauren Murray

RuPaul’s Drag Race
Trixie Mattel
Ginger Minj

Love Island
Joshua Ritchie
Rachel Christie

The Jump
Louise Hazel
Stacey Solomon

America’s Next Top Model
Mamé Adjei
Nyle DiMarco

I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! UK
Duncan Bannatyne
Susannah Constantine

Get Your Act Together
Ann Widdecombe

The Challenge
Nia Moore

Project Runway
Merline Labissiere

Britain’s Got Talent
Jules O’Dwyer & Matisse

Now, let's get this ranking underway with #90...

[Shaun]

I'd express surprise at Eurovision being in the logo and worry I'd forgotten to vote for someone from that but, mercifully, it was a terrible year for it.

[MB.]

#90

http://i.imgur.com/3PoVSs6.png

Points: 3
Votes: 2

Well, if you’re going to start a ranking, you might as well do it in style. The first male housemate to be evicted first from the Big Brother house, the first sign that BBUK16 may not be what we’d all hoped it would be (in… more ways than one), and the first 2k15 contestant to leave this ranking. That’s showbiz for you.

[Lostie!]

Britain’s Got Talent
Jules O’Dwyer & Matisse

</3 I'd have voted them if I remembered to include BGT.

[Samm]

Simon </3 underrated!

[MB.]

#89

http://i.imgur.com/f53b1Wf.png

Points: 4
Votes: 2

Former footballer Kieron was perhaps one of the best known names in this year’s jungle line-up (at least not with someone allergic to football like me), but his unlikely alliance with Chris Eubank and Lady C Of All People made him a firm-ish favourite with the public and he finished in 4th place. Even though, y’know, he tried to quit the thing halfway through.

[Shaun]

And I was so sure his Judge Rinder promo would see him soar up the list :( Simon not Kieron Dyer (but who knows?)

[MB.]

#88

http://i.imgur.com/FuBRPkB.png

Points: 8
Votes: 2

Kellie, tired of… I don’t know, having to sleep with Danny Dyer, escaped off to Strictly where she met a knight in shining lycra from Grimsby. She danced quite a bit, as you tend to do on Strictly, and ended up in the final alongside Georgia & Giovanni, Katie & Anton and Jay & Vanessa. She didn’t win, but she got to dance as Princess Leia with cinnamon rolls stapled to her ears, and that counts as a happily ever after in my book.

[MB.]

#87

http://i.imgur.com/uyjmRBK.png

Points: 9
Votes: 2

Slay a bit. Fierce by name and fierce by nature, Jaidynn Diore Fierce (real name Christopher Williams) finished in 8th place on the latest season of RuPaul’s Drag Race. She impersonated Raven-Symone for the Snatch Game round so well that a petition was started to remove Jaidynn from The View. I think.

[Shaun]

*puts on Break Free out of respect*

[MB.]

#86

http://i.imgur.com/Vvsz0El.png

Points: 10
Votes: 2

Sandy was one of the… livelier participants in this year’s Bake Off, always picking up her wobbles and whatnot. Sadly, as we all are eventually, she became unstuck by her Spanische Windtorte and was fourth to leave the tent. A modern tragedy worthy of The Globe, I’m sure you’ll agree tbh.

[Mitchell]

Simon - SHOWBIZZZZZ
Kieron - Quite annoying at points
Kellie - :love:
Jaidynn - Dunno who she is

[Mitchell]

#86

http://i.imgur.com/Vvsz0El.png

Points: 10
Votes: 2

Sandy was one of the… livelier participants in this year’s Bake Off, always picking up her wobbles and whatnot. Sadly, as we all are eventually, she became unstuck by her Spanische Windtorte and was fourth to leave the tent. A modern tragedy worthy of The Globe, I’m sure you’ll agree tbh.

Sandy :love:

[Samm]

Sandy sucked

[Shaun]

*puts on Break Free again out of respect*

[MB.]

#85

http://i.imgur.com/skRga7h.png

Points: 14
Votes: 2

The designated older houseguest and inevitable first boot from this year’s season of Big Brother Canada, Patricia “Risha” Denner may not have made much of an impression (as perhaps evidenced by the fact that I’d called her ‘Risha Dinner’ until I went back over at the end), but from her short stay in the house (I know some people said that she didn’t have enough of a game etc, which might have made sense if she was in the house longer than twenty minutes) she seemed preferable to, well, a number of other houseguests. So, of course, the Canadian public voted her out over Pilar Of All People. Also she took her bra off once? Was that a thing? Risha Denner, everyone.

[Mitchell]

Didnt watch much BBCA this year, but shes hawt

[Samm]

Risha <33

[Mitchell]

If theres only 2 from Strictly and Kellie's already been (and lets face it, Jamelias here)

Does that men there is no Jay :bawling::cheer2:

[Headie]

Risha :love:

[MB.]

#=82

http://i.imgur.com/dEh757L.png

Points: 15
Votes: 2

Billed as a normal, everyday, down-to-earth, café-working, UKIP-voting (alol when it emerged that she didn’t actually vote for anyone because she simply couldn’t be arsed) girl when she entered the house, Harriet was an immediate favourite with the public and finished in the figurative top three in the early days of the series. It turned out that ‘normal’ meant ‘crying a lot and going back and forth between two groups bitching about one another’. Thus, she was discarded by the public at the first opportunity as part of the twist that shall not be named, being chucked out through the back of a giant glittery vagina and being upstaged by not only superior housemate Harry Amelia replacing her, but also Chloe’s now iconique ‘yay you’re back!!! :) Still, you know… egg dress and all that.

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#=82

http://i.imgur.com/UXVpPOS.png

Points: 15
Votes: 2

She has cool hair. The public didn’t take to her. Those are two facts about X Factor 2k15 10th-placer Kiera Weathers which I doubt are connected.

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#=82

http://i.imgur.com/bgPBmzS.png

Points: 15
Votes: 3

The first Survivor contestant to fall in the ranking has arrived. Previously a competitor in the China-set season, Peih-Gee returned for a second bite at the Survivor-shaped apple. However, that didn’t last long and, thanks to a run-in with Abi Maria, she was third to be eliminated. Also she’s somehow 37 years old.

[Mitchell]

Queen Harriet's egg dress <3

Dunno who the other two are

[Samm]

3 icons <3

[Lostie!]

Underrated Kiera <3

[MB.]

#=80

http://i.imgur.com/c9x6Wo0.png

Points: 16
Votes: 2

Worlds Apart isn’t necessarily seen as a golden season among Survivor fans/casuals/anyone – largely down to its boot order – but someone who managed to squeeze themselves into the ranking is Carolyn. The oldest competitor of her season, Carolyn made it all the way to the runner-up position, losing to Mike. She was also eligible to return for Cambodia but, y’know, didn’t. That is all that has to be said on Carolyn.

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#=80

http://i.imgur.com/lmp4EBq.png

Points: 16
Votes: 2

A nice bit of stunt casting for you here, as the inexplicable 2k15 reboot of forgotten-00s-Big-Brother-rival Love Island employed Zayn Malik tactics (by which I mean bringing in someone who was photographed near him once, thus also making her famous enough to win Celebrity Big Brother) to get itself off the ground. Anyway, she was paired up with some bloke named Joshua and finished third, yah da yah da.

[Mitchell]

Again, no clue who either were

[Black Dagger]

Aww. Lauren was lovely. Her and that funny chavvy guy she got paired with last should have won.

[MB.]

...it's fun when you're in the middle of a countdown and imgur stops working, isn't it?..

[Ross.]

Goodbye at Denise and James Earl not making the list

[MB.]

#79

http://i.imgur.com/57p4s5G.png

Points: 17
Votes: 2

I'm sure that was worth the wait. Another Survivor contestant here, this time returning from all the way back in The Australian Outback. Jeff “Varner” Varner. Having lost out the first time around because of peanut butter (same tbh), he came back with a vengeance and decided to target Spencer and Shirin. He finished in 17th place so spoiler: it didn’t work. Also apparently he had a dodgy foot or something?

[Mitchell]

He looks like he was one of the men that defeated the dinosaurs

[Black Dagger]

Varner :lovedup:

[MB.]

#=77

http://i.imgur.com/pb915Ga.png

Points: 19
Votes: 1

Wildcard time! I'm not entirely sure anyone really wants a write-up of Monica but here goes: she could sing. She didn't go to the live shows. She got brought back. She went to the live shows. She cocked up. She went home. Here she is on this ranking. Voila!

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#=77

http://i.imgur.com/L2JYxPZ.png

Points: 19
Votes: 4

Perhaps best known for gracing… somebody’s avi on here for a while (LemonJam? Was it LemonJam?), Woo first appeared in Cagayan, before popping up in 2k15’s Second Chances version. Although a former runner-up in the game, that wasn’t enough to save him from being blindsided by his new tribe. It’s the 31st season of this thing, mate, come on.

[Mitchell]

Again, don't really know who either is.

However

#VIVICAWASROBBED

[Black Dagger]

TRASH AT MONICA.

Get gone bitch.

[Lostie!]

Yes, I was that one vote for Monica. :smug:

[MB.]

#=74

http://i.imgur.com/mbSZOvp.png

Points: 20
Votes: 2

Though he wasn’t the most… contributing of all people in the Celebrity Big Brother 15 house (that isn’t exactly a bad thing, is it?), Calum had a lot to deal with, lest we forget Perez Hilton’s anal rape threats. And he was praised for calmly reacting to such depressing aspects of human nature, something which couldn’t even be said for our lord and saviour Patsy Kensit. Despite a last-minute push to get him the win, it wasn’t enough and he had to settle for third place. Oh and remember when he used “mom” as a codename for his girlfriend? That was fun, wasn’t it?

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#=74

http://i.imgur.com/w39TCs5.png

Points: 20
Votes: 2

In 2015, one woman truly revolutionised baking. No, not Nadiya. Not even Ugne. But Joanna Lumley. Who else would think of completely forgetting to put cocoa in a chocolate cake, I hear you ask? Who else would put coffee in instead, perhaps not entirely intentionally? Who else would get cream all over Sue Perkins’ trousers? I mean, she lost, but still. We salute you, Ms Lumley.

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#=74

http://i.imgur.com/tGWQtPz.png

Points: 20
Votes: 2

A str8 white dude with a guitar? Please, tell me more! Yes, Max made it to the live shows of this year’s X Factor under mentor Simon Cowell, singing his way through three weeks before being unceremoniously dumped by the public. He’s somehow made it onto this ranking too. Let’s move on

[Ross.]

Well we always knew Lostie had bad taste so I'm not surprised to see Monica was on his list

[Ross.]

Max higher than Monica :clap1: my faith in TiBB is restored

[Lostie!]

Well I love Max too so I guess you also have bad taste, Ross. :love:

[MB.]

#=72

http://i.imgur.com/QeRhXXB.png

Points: 21
Votes: 2

Ah, a nice, pleasant old Scottish lad-WRONG, SHE IS EVIL, THIS WOMAN IS EVIL, SHE TOOK A BAKING COURSE IN FRANCE ONCE ABOUT TWENTY YEARS AGO AND HAS IN FACT BAKED SINCE THEN, SHE IS WORSE THAN HITLER I TELL YOU. Also she went from being Star Baker in episode one to eliminated in episode two so ha2 I guess. Even if that’s an example of how previous form counts for absolutely zilch on this show, for some reason. Still, god bless the British press for trying to find a way to vilify the participants of a pre-recorded programme about baking.

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#=72

http://i.imgur.com/ezjLF6d.png

Points: 21
Votes: 2

The first and only contestant in this ranking named Yvette, her time in the jungle was mostly summed up in two words: Lady C. Yes, as much as she tried to forge a storyline for herself, it was her hatred for everything concerning Lady Colin Campbell that controlled the Yvette that we saw. As a result, the Yvette that we saw was a largely moody, shouty, grumpy one, and not even drawing a fake moustache on her face for the lulz could save her from the chop as she left in 10th place.

[reece(:]

None of the basique X Factor flops should have made it over the likes of Varner, Woo and Peih Gee <3

[Black Dagger]

Why on earth would anybody vote for Max Stone.

[MB.]

#71

http://i.imgur.com/6kjXoLI.png

Points: 22
Votes: 2

The eventual winner of this year’s Great Comic Relief Bake Off, Jennifer’s crowning glory surely had to be a Tracey Emin-cum-Edina-Monsoon-inspired ‘Soggy Bottomed Bed Cake’, which was just as amazing as it sounds. It’s no secret that her episode of the show was one of the greatest things to have ever happened ever (in my opinion, of course) (but also in fact), and Jennifer winning the whole thing was the cherry on the icing of the over-elaborate metaphor.

[Ross.]

Marie's write up :joker:

[MB.]

#70

http://i.imgur.com/GjunUnP.png

Points: 23
Votes: 4

Wahey! In many ways, Cheggers was the unlikely hero of Celebrity Big Brother 15. Occupying the same slot in the booking as fellow “entertainers” Michael Barrymore and Jim Davidson, expectations of Keith were probably lower than Chloe Goodman’s fee and Jeremy Jackson’s morals. Still, somehow he managed to deliver, deflecting Kav’s drunken… Kav-ness with some good old Cheggers grace and decency, as well as forming the greatest coalition this side of Churchill and Attlee: Preggers, a.k.a. the thing that kept you watching in the last week or so of the series. His and Katie Price’s late-game tirade(s) against she-devil Katie Hopkins (thus proving he was far from ‘Switzerland’ – I mean, she could have gotten the flag right for starters) were ultimately part of what gave Pricey the win, and for that, Cheggers, I am forever grateful.

Bet you weren’t expecting a Clement Attlee reference now were you.

[Mitchell]

JOANNA WAS ROBBED

Although Marie and Yvette :love:

[Black Dagger]

Cheggers :lovedup:

[Mitchell]

Keith and Jennifer :love: Both taken so soon

(Edna better be higher)

[reece(:]

Not inferior Keith

[MB.]

#=68

http://i.imgur.com/6VFGdZf.png

Points: 24
Votes: 3

He wore the same outfit on launch night as he did on finale night. Which is, I suppose, at least proof that he did actually wear clothes at one point. And hey, he won the thing, so I’m sure he must have done something right. That, and standing up to Austin Armagodwhatacunt.

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#=68

http://i.imgur.com/BquM5B7.png

Points: 24
Votes: 2

“Zach says he is most excited for the money at the end, as he believes he can win the series. Zach was evicted on Day 63 by a 3-0.” Do I need to say anything else about Big Brother Canada 3’s Zach Oleynik? No, I do not. Stick that up your Chop Shop.

[MB.]

#67

http://i.imgur.com/KJcDCQ5.png

Points: 25
Votes: 4

Picture the scene. It’s Celebrity Apprentice 7. Donald Trump is but a twinkle in his father’s eye. The candidates have to advertise some bread (oh The Apprentice). Kenya has created a campaign revolving around how much babies love women’s arses in order to sell her bread. That went down about as well as you’d imagine. Her and her two team members were sent to the final boardroom, where – Twistos Twist alert – Kenya brought up an apparent tweet apparently tweeted by fellow candidate Vivica, which apparently said how apparently old and apparently fat and apparently going through the menopause she was. Vivica denied tweeting this, which is probably the sensible thing to do in that situation, because – Twistos Twist alert – her phone had gone missing. Their version of Claude then checked her feed, where he found the tweet in question. A huge row then broke out, with Vivica accusing Kenya of stealing her phone, an explanation which was generally accepted in order to make things a bit easier for everyone. To cut a long story short (I mean, you could have just gone and watched this on YouTube to save me having to transcribe it, right?), Kenya was fired, as yet another victim of future President von Clownsti-I mean Trump. And that was Kenya Moore.

[Mitchell]

Two people who got less hot as their series went on

[Mitchell]

#67

http://i.imgur.com/KJcDCQ5.png

Points: 25
Votes: 4

Picture the scene. It’s Celebrity Apprentice 7. Donald Trump is but a twinkle in his father’s eye. The candidates have to advertise some bread (oh The Apprentice). Kenya has created a campaign revolving around how much babies love women’s arses in order to sell her bread. That went down about as well as you’d imagine. Her and her two team members were sent to the final boardroom, where – Twistos Twist alert – Kenya brought up an apparent tweet apparently tweeted by fellow candidate Vivica, which apparently said how apparently old and apparently fat and apparently going through the menopause she was. Vivica denied tweeting this, which is probably the sensible thing to do in that situation, because – Twistos Twist alert – her phone had gone missing. Their version of Claude then checked her feed, where he found the tweet in question. A huge row then broke out, with Vivica accusing Kenya of stealing her phone, an explanation which was generally accepted in order to make things a bit easier for everyone. To cut a long story short (I mean, you could have just gone and watched this on YouTube to save me having to transcribe it, right?), Kenya was fired, as yet another victim of future President von Clownsti-I mean Trump. And that was Kenya Moore.

Kenya :laugh:

[MB.]

#66

http://i.imgur.com/KMBkEtK.png

Points: 27
Votes: 3

According to the list I’ve got here, a woman named Jess Hayes won that Love Island wotsit with something called a Max Morley. They split up very quickly afterwards. Two of you liked her. I’m terribly out of my comfort zone here so I think it’d be best for everyone if we move swiftly on. Yes, let’s.

[MB.]

#65

http://i.imgur.com/bUxQFgg.png

Points: 28
Votes: 3

Guess who’s back? Back again? Fishbach’s back. Someone tell Troy. More specifically, Stephen returned from Tocantins, where he finished runner-up with a great reputation as a player. Now, all he had to do was keep that reputation up. His response? Lolno. Cambodia didn’t go entirely to plan for Stephen, not making himself particularly popular with the others and having his perhaps-not-best-thought-through plan to vote Joe out fall on deaf ears more than once. Alas, it was him that was voted out. Ah well.

[Mitchell]

#66

http://i.imgur.com/KMBkEtK.png

Points: 27
Votes: 3

According to the list I’ve got here, a woman named Jess Hayes won that Love Island wotsit with something called a Max Morley. They split up very quickly afterwards. Two of you liked her. I’m terribly out of my comfort zone here so I think it’d be best for everyone if we move swiftly on. Yes, let’s.

How on earth did this random woman beat Lumley and Saunders?

[MB.]

#64

http://i.imgur.com/dslLoqy.png

Points: 30
Votes: 2

Cami-Li is perhaps best remembered as a walking catchphrase, finger-clicking and yelling and hurtin’ for a squirtin’ her way through her… what, 30 days in the house? Good lord. Anyway, Cami “Camila “Cami “Chola” Li” Figueras” Li’s antics entertained enough of you to get her this far in the ranking. Just as long as she doesn’t swear/threaten acts of violence that I didn’t know were possible as much as she did in her exit interview. Oh, and don’t call her a lesbian either. Sorry Caitlin.

[Lostie!]

Scummi Li :omgno:

[Mitchell]

#64

http://i.imgur.com/dslLoqy.png

Points: 30
Votes: 2

Cami-Li is perhaps best remembered as a walking catchphrase, finger-clicking and yelling and hurtin’ for a squirtin’ her way through her… what, 30 days in the house? Good lord. Anyway, Cami “Camila “Cami “Chola” Li” Figueras” Li’s antics entertained enough of you to get her this far in the ranking. Just as long as she doesn’t swear/threaten acts of violence that I didn’t know were possible as much as she did in her exit interview. Oh, and don’t call her a lesbian either. Sorry Caitlin.

How this vile bitch got any votes is beyond me

[MB.]

#=62

http://i.imgur.com/p2PeMjH.png

Points: 31
Votes: 5

Twins have always had a good enough reputation on Big Brother. Sam & Amanda breezed their way through a slog of a series with not a single nomination between the two of them, Jedward were favourites to win from practically day one, whilst Jack & Joe and K&K also reached the finals of their respective series. And then came Amy “Chippy” Broadbent & Sally “Sausage” Broadbent to completely ruin that reputation. In their 18 days in the house, they feuded with Jade (and got a Wizard of Oz quote wrong in the process), drunkenly threw cups at walls to the red hot fury of… well, just Jack and stormed out of debates because SHE’S GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!!1!!!!1! Naturally, they were evicted as part of the twist that must not be named and possibly had both the most bizarre and the most lulzy eviction reception, i.e. the kind of one Margaret Thatcher may have had if she’d visited a mine in Carlisle and urinated directly down it whilst on an asparagus-only diet. I’m knocking the political references out the park tonight aren’t I? Anyway, Amy & Sally were amazing, case closed. <3

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#=62

http://i.imgur.com/1nU4xw4.png

Points: 31
Votes: 3

Tamal, a.k.a. Hot Tamale, a.k.a. You Know That Bloke Off Bake Off, Well I’d Make His Bottom Soggy a.k.a. Doctor Who (I’d Like to Ram His Stethosco-never mind) was mainly supported because the entire population of Great Britain wanted to shag him. Let’s be upfront about it. He had that perfect balance of looks, charm, wit and rise in his ciabatta to win over an entire nation, which was already united in its (less sexual) love of Nadiya and its burning hatred of Ian. Tamal didn’t win, but he was encouraged to come out, which was sweet. Not as sweet as the tears of a maternal Mary Berry, but still, sweet.

[Mitchell]

Never got the twin love, glad they went when they did tbh

Tamal was fab

[Black Dagger]

Why is Cami Li that high up? Disgusting.

And not Amy and Sally overrating their way in the list.

[Lostie!]

Amy and Sally :love:

[reece(:]

Kenya Moore <33333

Phonegate was iconic

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/16/article-2630753-1DEB65DE00000578-257_634x172.jpg
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[MB.]

#=59

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Points: 32
Votes: 4

Exhibit a: “dya like PUSSAY? Ah luv PUSSAY!” x500
Exhibit b: “Jesus is real, I’m just letting you know”
Exhibit c: http://45.media.tumblr.com/38b6758d4bd5b8be39e96ff8cde2e2cb/tumblr_npip7ePkx91syl1bmo5_r1_250.gif

Goddess.

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#=59

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Points: 32
Votes: 2

My sources tell me that Naomi was one of the stars of this year’s Love Island spectacucrapathon. A latecomer to the show, she was a bit of a SUCH A MANIPULATOR (/Joseph Valente) and was rivals with eventual winner Jess as she wanted his man, Josh. She got him, but what she didn’t get was popularity among her fellow… island mates(?), as you might expect of someone who crashes your party and steals your boyfriend like that. Anyway, some new bloke came in going by the name of Max, who then shacked up with Jess. Naomi then dumped this Josh fellow and tried to go after Max, but got voted about before she had the chance, bless her. Anyway apparently she went after Max’s brother after the show alol. What a woman.

(Love Island are now all out, I believe. It's safe now, guys, come back)

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#=59

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Points: 32
Votes: 3

They look fun, don’t they? Don’t they look fun? I’m sure they were fun. Although they’re the first Amazing Racers to fall, so I can hardly even imagine what sheer unadulterated fun is still to come. So strap yourselves in and enjoy the ride! There, I think I’ve done a pretty good job of covering the fact that I’ve never seen an episode of this show in my life.

[MB.]

#58

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Points: 33
Votes: 2

Another one of that Worlds Apart lot for you now, and one with a nice surname to boot. Worlds Apart featured the rather ill-conceived idea of tribes based on social status, with Lindsey finding herself in the Blue Collar tribe. She ended up disagreeing with most of the men in her tribe, which ultimately led to her downfall as she became the fourth contestant voted out following a re-vote. Oop.

[Natalie.]

Yes, I was that one vote for Monica. :smug:

In Monica we trust

[MB.]

#57

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Points: 35
Votes: 2

Good old Hayley and Blair, one of the blind dating couples in season 26 of The Amazing Race. I found it super hilarious when they did that thing that one time. It was such a Hayley and Blair thing of them to do. Sometimes it was Hayley, sometimes it was Blair. That was the fun thing about Hayley and Blair. You never knew which one of them it would be. What would be, I hear you ask? That thing they always did, I reply. Ultimately, they finished third, but who cares, they’re Hayley and Blair!

[Jamie89]

Boo @ Cami
Adjoa though :love:

[Macie Lightfoot]

ROBBED x

[MB.]

#56

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Points: 39
Votes: 2

I believe she’s the highest-placing Australian in this ranking and if not, why not? She contributed to one of the greatest single hours of television ever seen this side of Netflix. She constructed a Sydney Opera House out of cake, albeit one presumably hit by a tornado. A nuclear tornado. During the Blitz. She’s Dame Bloody Edna. Why wouldn’t she be in this ranking, possums?

[Jamie89]

Yes, I was that one vote for Monica. :smug:

#Justice4Vivica ?

[MB.]

#55

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Points: 41
Votes: 4

The first contestant to break the 40 barrier, James made something happen that rarely happens nowadays, like a blue moon or a solar eclipse or Big Brother being good. He made the majority of thisisbigbrother like someone with a penis. And not for his penis either – don’t get me wrong, I’m sure some people dig the whole redneck Asian vibe – but for his game play. In a season, in fact an age, when every decision has to involve a blindside or a backdoor or a game of ****ing Battle of the Block, it was unbelievably refreshing to see someone go for two targets (in this case, power couple Shelli and Clay), knowing full well what the consequences would be in future, and sticking with them. Whilst it didn’t immediately result in the intended outcome, James’ second HoH turn had to be one of the greatest weeks in modern BBUS memory. I guess his friendship (and nothing more, yes?) with Meg was cute too, and his whole Captain Camo thing is almost certain to have secured him a place in the next BB All Stars season. Good on you, James.

[Jamie89]

I wish I'd watched that celebrity Baking thing!

Joanna/Jennifer/Edna :love:

[MB.]

#54

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Points: 42
Votes: 3

…her launch night dress was nice, I suppose?

[Lostie!]

In Monica we trust

:clap1:

#Justice4Vivica ?

I didn't watch her season of Celebrity Apprentice but I liked her in Kill Bill and Independence Day and that Kenya woman seems like a twat. :hee:

[reece(:]

#Justice4Vivica ?
OFaYYDTL79n

[LukeB]

SwezG :love:

[Daniel-X]

Naomi <3 She deserved higher imho.

[reece(:]

#58

http://i.imgur.com/UeJ7o8a.png

Points: 33
Votes: 2

Another one of that Worlds Apart lot for you now, and one with a nice surname to boot. Worlds Apart featured the rather ill-conceived idea of tribes based on social status, with Lindsey finding herself in the Blue Collar tribe. She ended up disagreeing with most of the men in her tribe, which ultimately led to her downfall as she became the fourth contestant voted out following a re-vote. Oop.
:love::love::love:

[Macie Lightfoot]

lmfao at that Sarah entry :love: dumb bitch

[MB.]

(this next one needed its own post for... reasons)

=#53

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Points: 42
Votes: 3

Sam (<3) (I’m not biased at all, promise) undeniably shined… or, if you look at it the other way, had the most airtime, on the children’s book task. This task was made for him. There were only so many confessionals of Sam talking about how language was the key to existence and how his team mates were illiterate ****wits that we could take before a task came along with his name written all over it. I mean, he hoped aloud that one task would be to write and perform an entire play, for god’s sake. If you knew anything about Sam up to this point, you might have got the feeling that Sam would possibly perhaps kind of take this task a little too seriously. He took your ‘too seriously’ and laughed in the face of it. He took an entire thesaurus and shoved it up his arse (those gays eh) and spewed out a whole list of words such as “quell”, “moisture” and “rife” – not to mention a reference to Aristotle’s theory of tragedy – in a story book aimed at three-year olds. Compare this to the other team, who wrote a story about a bee whilst not entirely convinced of the ins-and-outs of the creation of honey themselves. Sam put his hands up and took the flack for the failure of the task in the boardroom, in which Lordsugar compared his book to War and Peace (…) and Karren likened the process to “writing the sequel to King Lear” (again, …). It’s a good thing that Natalie had a snottydink that day or else Sam would have been out of the door faster than you could say “rufflebottom shoes”. I’m aware this write-up is far too long for its own good but I’d also like to mention his amazing friendship with Elle (her having to make sense of his philosophical ramblings that mildly resembled a plot whilst sat in the middle of a library wearing a tiara <3 Them actually writing a children’s book together after the show <3) and the fact that he didn’t really have much to do after that episode, except moan that they actually had to clean the football stadium that they’d agreed to clean and get fired the week afterwards for not selling nothing. Farewell, my sweet prince.

[Mitchell]

Dame Edna getting less votes than one of the most overrated BBUS contestants ever :nono:

[Mitchell]

(this next one needed its own post for... reasons)

=#53

http://i.imgur.com/5pvIGQF.png

Points: 42
Votes: 3

Sam (<3) (I’m not biased at all, promise) undeniably shined… or, if you look at it the other way, had the most airtime, on the children’s book task. This task was made for him. There were only so many confessionals of Sam talking about how language was the key to existence and how his team mates were illiterate ****wits that we could take before a task came along with his name written all over it. I mean, he hoped aloud that one task would be to write and perform an entire play, for god’s sake. If you knew anything about Sam up to this point, you might have got the feeling that Sam would possibly perhaps kind of take this task a little too seriously. He took your ‘too seriously’ and laughed in the face of it. He took an entire thesaurus and shoved it up his arse (those gays eh) and spewed out a whole list of words such as “quell”, “moisture” and “rife” – not to mention a reference to Aristotle’s theory of tragedy – in a story book aimed at three-year olds. Compare this to the other team, who wrote a story about a bee whilst not entirely convinced of the ins-and-outs of the creation of honey themselves. Sam put his hands up and took the flack for the failure of the task in the boardroom, in which Lordsugar compared his book to War and Peace (…) and Karren likened the process to “writing the sequel to King Lear” (again, …). It’s a good thing that Natalie had a snottydink that day or else Sam would have been out of the door faster than you could say “rufflebottom shoes”. I’m aware this write-up is far too long for its own good but I’d also like to mention his amazing friendship with Elle (her having to make sense of his philosophical ramblings that mildly resembled a plot whilst sat in the middle of a library wearing a tiara <3 Them actually writing a children’s book together after the show <3) and the fact that he didn’t really have much to do after that episode, except moan that they actually had to clean the football stadium that they’d agreed to clean and get fired the week afterwards for not selling nothing. Farewell, my sweet prince.

He can have me whenever he likes

[reece(:]

King Sam <3333

[Macie Lightfoot]

Dame Edna getting less votes than one of the most overrated BBUS contestants ever :nono:

Dude, Zach Rance is a profile favorite of yours

[Jamie89]

Sam was rubbish on TA, I don't care about their personalities on that show :hmph:

[MB.]

#=51

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Points: 43
Votes: 3

The term “gamebot” seems to be thrown around a lot in regards to Ciera, but that’s probably more my selective hearing and my not-reading-much-about-Survivor-and-mixing-stuff-up than anything. Still, girl done quite good, successfully breaking up the majority alliance and helping to orchestrate two blindsides. She finished 10th, but that’s not bad when you consider there were more competitors in Survivor: Cambodia than there are in this bloody ranking.

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#=51

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Points: 43
Votes: 2

George was in a good position coming into this year’s I’m a Celebrity – young, good-looking, fresh out of a boyband with a guaranteed fan base to vote for him. It’s no wonder he came second. In reality, I can’t remember a great deal of what he actually did in the jungle, other than have a bit of a flirt with Ferne and have a bit of a cry with Auntie Susannah. Still, I’m sure there was a bildungsroman storyline in there somewhere. Or at least, there was supposed to be.

[Mitchell]

Dude, Zach Rance is a profile favorite of yours

He was good in the house (admittedly an attention seeker on the outside), where as I didn't get the James love at all, oh well :shrug: Dame Edna was robbed though yall

[Daniel-X]

Sam and Ciera out </3333 Loved both.

I think 22/25 out of my list are still in which is pretty good I suppose :love:

[Mitchell]

#=51

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Points: 43
Votes: 3

The term “gamebot” seems to be thrown around a lot in regards to Ciera, but that’s probably more my selective hearing and my not-reading-much-about-Survivor-and-mixing-stuff-up than anything. Still, girl done quite good, successfully breaking up the majority alliance and helping to orchestrate two blindsides. She finished 10th, but that’s not bad when you consider there were more competitors in Survivor: Cambodia than there are in this bloody ranking.

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#=51

http://i.imgur.com/fAW7zq9.png

Points: 43
Votes: 2

George was in a good position coming into this year’s I’m a Celebrity – young, good-looking, fresh out of a boyband with a guaranteed fan base to vote for him. It’s no wonder he came second. In reality, I can’t remember a great deal of what he actually did in the jungle, other than have a bit of a flirt with Ferne and have a bit of a cry with Auntie Susannah. Still, I’m sure there was a bildungsroman storyline in there somewhere. Or at least, there was supposed to be.

George :love: