The winner of TiBB Eurovision 2016 is johnnyuk123!

[Jake.]

for some reason i thought the 4th was next week

[Jake.]

(i'm out at night so i'll have to drunkenly catch up)

[Shaun]

Excited for you to reply to every comment about your entry with seRVANTS

[Shaun]

Oh and I'll randomise the song order now...

[Jake.]

Oh and I'll randomise the song order now...

i should jolly well hope so :ken:

[Mokka]

Look for mine in the morning Shaun... I will still be submitting... but might not be able to follow in real time tomorrow

[T*]

Shall be writing last minute touchups and verses to my song and then it'll be with you

[Shaun]

The song order is thus:

1- Italy - Mokka
2- Austria - Jarrod
3- Greece - Riley95 - RECEIVED
4- Gibraltar - johnnyuk123 - RECEIVED
5- Spain - Drew. - RECEIVED
6- Australia - SuperV - RECEIVED
7- Malta - Nicky91
8- Iceland - Niamh - RECEIVED
9- Poland - LukeB
10- Sweden - Tom*
11- Cyprus - Jake. - RECEIVED
12- Armenia - Z
13- Estonia - Shaun - RECEIVED
14- Croatia - Jamie89
15- Moldova - Glenn. - RECEIVED
16- United Kingdom - Dezzy
17- Denmark - Josiah. - RECEIVED

[Shaun]

Thanks Mokka & Tom :love:

[Mokka]

Akkk ... I'm first. So much pressure :omgno:

Are you sure I won't set the bar too high :hehe:
(just kidding... I won't... trust me :worry: )

[Shaun]

:laugh: I expect nothing less than 2000 strippers besieging the stage and getting the show going

[T*]

:laugh: I expect nothing less than 2000 strippers besieging the stage and getting the show going

RUNWaAAAAAY

[Shaun]

Now I'm tempted to let Brian Dowling host with Rudolph and Augustine :fist:

[Mokka]

:laugh: I expect nothing less than 2000 strippers besieging the stage and getting the show going

*Sigh* ... I'll get out me camera... lucky for you all I had a bikini wax yesterday :hehe:

[Amy Jade]

Always enjoy it and have a good laugh at people's songs. I won't be here tomorrow so just want to wish everyone luck!

[T*]

Now I'm tempted to let Brian Dowling host with Rudolph and Augustine :fist:



Don't you ****ing dare taint them! They've only just gotten over the salmonella from the Christmas turkey!

[Tom4784]

Don't you ****ing dare taint them! They've only just gotten over the salmonella from the Christmas turkey!

The shade, Rylan has a name!

[SuperV]

Better not be another 2nd place for Australia. We deserve the win better than Jamala!

[Shaun]

Received the UK's entry and I think it's just as good as Joe and Jake's... :whistle: [/shade]

[Mokka]

Received the UK's entry and I think it's just as good as Joe and Jake's... :whistle: [/shade]

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

Was asked to mock up a bunch of country flags that tie in with the logo's theme this year so here're the current 15 that have been reserved (I'll make any others if any more reservations come in, of course):

http://i.imgur.com/hPLl4oH.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/8JO58gn.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/0EpPXxY.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/v6VpglK.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/CGyLNDM.png

http://i.imgur.com/sheWoId.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/rS1ZZ5k.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/79uIGbw.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/bIbcGcV.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/X9KuDbY.png

http://i.imgur.com/zO9LNoH.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/L6610VA.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/YQfB9t6.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/zDtZV1m.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/xrk1Z0Q.png

(they're a bit rushed so if there're any inconsistencies then oops)

Bump to include the last 3 countries to have picked up representation (Moldova, Greece & Gibraltar)!

http://i.imgur.com/jIs8Mmt.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/w1v9HpV.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/GR0M0yg.png

[Ammi]

...writing Eurovision songs you say../..sounds like a fun new game../or whatever it is etc...good luck with this honey bee..:love:..you might just be on to something that could catch on here...

[Nicky91]

omg i'm 7th in the running order, pretty good i think :)

[Mokka]

I have officially sent my entry :fan:

[Jake.]

Received the UK's entry and I think it's just as good as Joe and Jake's... :whistle: [/shade]

tbf I didn't think mine was any good to begin with this time around :laugh:

Who's joe though?

[Jake.]

ohhhh as in the actual joe and jack from eurovision?

[Jake.]

ok ignore me.

[Jamie89]

I'm still submitting an entry but I didn't have chance to finish the thing I was going to do, I shouldn't have left it so late but I didn't realise I was going to be so busy the last couple of weeks. I'm actually really gutted tbh :( (but it'll save for next time!!) Anyway I'd written a backup just incase so I'm going to put some finishing touches to it this afternoon and send it in. Can't wait to see what everyone else has done!! :D

[Nicky91]

I'm still submitting an entry but I didn't have chance to finish the thing I was going to do, I shouldn't have left it so late but I didn't realise I was going to be so busy the last couple of weeks. I'm actually really gutted tbh :( (but it'll save for next time!!) Anyway I'd written a backup just incase so I'm going to put some finishing touches to it this afternoon and send it in. Can't wait to see what everyone else has done!! :D

i'm also gutted for you Jamie :(

[SuperV]

Postcards nearly done! Just got to do 2 more and upload.

[Ross.]

ohhhh as in the actual joe and jack from eurovision?

I didn't realise Jack and Joe represented us

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/b/b5/Jack_%26_Joe_Glenny.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130625154204

[Nicky91]

/watch?v=H4gqOR6K46c

our TiBB Eurovision 2016 theme song, like the real Eurovision :)

[Jake.]

I didn't realise Jack and Joe represented us

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/b/b5/Jack_%26_Joe_Glenny.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130625154204

they represent you I know that much

[Ross.]

they represent you I know that much

Bye

What would Ammi say about this slander

[T*]

I didn't realise Jack and Joe represented us

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/b/b5/Jack_%26_Joe_Glenny.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130625154204

yOURE NOT ALONE, LETS EAT THIS TOGETHER

[T*]

Err... I think Jøsh is committing forum sepukku so we need a new judge :/

[SuperV]

Going to bed now! I'll wake up in 5 hours for Eurovision see you then.

[Nicky91]

Going to bed now! I'll wake up in 5 hours for Eurovision see you then.

okay see you later :)

[Shaun]

12 songs as things stand with Mokka's and Nicky's entries :D Hopefully a couple more before the deadline.

I've decided to replace Josh with LeatherTrumpet - I am sure his unique grasp of innuendo will slot in perfectly with this debauchery.

[Nicky91]

12 songs as things stand with Mokka's and Nicky's entries :D Hopefully a couple more before the deadline.

I've decided to replace Josh with LeatherTrumpet - I am sure his unique grasp of innuendo will slot in perfectly with this debauchery.

you're welcome Shaun, and i hope for a nice show :)

[Crimson Dynamo]

12 songs as things stand with Mokka's and Nicky's entries :D Hopefully a couple more before the deadline.

I've decided to replace Josh with LeatherTrumpet - I am sure his unique grasp of innuendo will slot in perfectly with this debauchery.

:clap1:

The Voice of Reason in da house

[Nicky91]

:clap1:

The Voice of Reason in da house

we're competition now, good luck

[Morgan.]

12 songs as things stand with Mokka's and Nicky's entries :D Hopefully a couple more before the deadline.

I've decided to replace Josh with LeatherTrumpet - I am sure his unique grasp of innuendo will slot in perfectly with this debauchery.

Is there a certain judging criteria (e.g. Best lyrics, production etc) to follow or do we rank them from what we feel is the best?

[Shaun]

It is open to intepretation really but when I was a judge I'd consider the following criteria:

- effort put into the song
- humour (if it's a funny song), or emotion (if it's a serious song)
- creativity (any extras like designs, videos, pictures, actual song recordings)
- if it's a parody of another song I like it more if it fits really well to the original song, and isn't too clunky

But I trust you to just go with whatever you think stands out as the strongest entries :)

[Mokka]

12 songs as things stand with Mokka's and Nicky's entries :D Hopefully a couple more before the deadline.

I've decided to replace Josh with LeatherTrumpet - I am sure his unique grasp of innuendo will slot in perfectly with this debauchery.

I protest :oh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I protest :oh:

:nono:

I already dont like your one

[Mokka]

that was a joke btw... thought I would start the drama early :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

that was a joke btw... thought I would start the drama early :hehe:

and dont try and bribe me with pics:nono:

[Mokka]

:nono:

I already dont like your one

I've never showed you mine :wink:

[Glenn.]

Is that a private joke or?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I've never showed you mine :wink:

you have 2 songs?

[Mokka]

:nono: Glenn, I was just saying he hasn't seen my song or entry... but I did have to ask permission to reference him is all

[Mokka]

you have 2 songs?

Don't go making up stories now

[Glenn.]

:nono: Glenn, I was just saying he hasn't seen my song or entry... but I did have to ask permission to reference him is all

:fan:

[T*]

About to get my entry in, im designing stuff for it first.

[Jamie89]

I've sent mine! I might not be online later so good luck everyone in advance!!!

[Shaun]

13 now, thanks Jamie :love: 14 with Tom's is a pretty decent turn-out in the end I think!

[Drew.]

I was worried at 8 but 14 is decent

[Shaun]

The only thing I'm annoyed about really is members that haven't bothered to explain their lack of entry - when others are designing YouTube videos for 'postcards' for you, and Josiah's keeping his Wikia updated, I'm trying to design flag logos for the forum award, it just becomes a bit selfish/rude IMO. And it's why I specify when I open the thread "please don't reserve a country unless you're definitely going to bother!!!!!!!!!!!" :fist:

In brief: I hope Z dies in 2017 and I have him on my deathlist.

[T*]

The PM is being made...

[Jamie89]

When do we have to cast our votes by? I'm catching up on it all tomorrow, we don't vote tonight, right?

[Nicky91]

i'm watching a singing show tonight, so i might be catching up tomorrow, and probably also voting tomorrow :)

[Josiah.]

I'm voting immediately after the show.

[T*]

DONE! and I put even more effort in than last time :flutter:

[Ammi]

The only thing I'm annoyed about really is members that haven't bothered to explain their lack of entry - when others are designing YouTube videos for 'postcards' for you, and Josiah's keeping his Wikia updated, I'm trying to design flag logos for the forum award, it just becomes a bit selfish/rude IMO. And it's why I specify when I open the thread "please don't reserve a country unless you're definitely going to bother!!!!!!!!!!!" :fist:

In brief: I hope Z dies in 2017 and I have him on my deathlist.

..don't be annoyed, everyone has different commitments and can't always give the same time to stuff...and even though it's not always possible to keep the commitment of entering a song, it's still that the intention was there to do so at the time...go and apply some Lush products or something to smooth away those frown lines and get your frock all ready for this evening....

..God bless Z and keep him safe...

[T*]

But don't get Lush Thrush!!!

[T*]

Also I want to thank SuperV for making the postcards this year because I was too busy, thank you so much, and I know it's a bitch to do- I'm looking forward to seeing ya stuff!! :love:
(I'll be back... at Christmas. It'll be so festive that it'll make everyone sick)

[Wizard.]

Ελλάδα προσβλέπει στην Eurovision tonights και όλη η αγάπη ειρήνη ειρήνη αγάπη να έρθει !

[Nicky91]

..don't be annoyed, everyone has different commitments and can't always give the same time to stuff...and even though it's not always possible to keep the commitment of entering a song, it's still that the intention was there to do so at the time...go and apply some Lush products or something to smooth away those frown lines and get your frock all ready for this evening....

..God bless Z and keep him safe...

Ammi, can i vote tomorrow, because i think i'm not online at 7 pm, there is a show i want to watch here in holland :)

[T*]

Ammi, can i vote tomorrow, because i think i'm not online at 7 pm, there is a show i want to watch here in holland :)

I'm not ammi but i'm going to answer for her (:hehe:), You can, and most people do so don't worry. It's also better that way because you can recap over everything and ****

[Ammi]

Ammi, can i vote tomorrow, because i think i'm not online at 7 pm, there is a show i want to watch here in holland :)

..I'm not sure that Shaun has given a time for the votes to be in yet Nicky but it's always the next day../afternoon or early evening to give lots of time so you go and enjoy your show and vote in the morning, yeah...:love:...

[Ammi]

...or what Tom asterisk said also..:laugh:...

[T*]

...or what Tom asterisk said also..:laugh:...

:love:

[Nicky91]

..I'm not sure that Shaun has given a time for the votes to be in yet Nicky but it's always the next day../afternoon or early evening to give lots of time so you go and enjoy your show and vote in the morning, yeah...:love:...

thank you Ammi, and yeah i'll recap tomorrow with some feedback in the style of my x factor game feedback i think :)

[Ammi]

thank you Ammi, and yeah i'll recap tomorrow with some feedback in the style of my x factor game feedback i think :)

...but don't do your placings in the thread though Nicky/who you're voting for or give any indication of your votes../..PM those to Shaun so that he can reveal it all in the show tomorrow evening so it keeps the excitement.../you have a lovely evening watching your show..:love:...

[Nicky91]

...but don't do your placings in the thread though Nicky/who you're voting for or give any indication of your votes../..PM those to Shaun so that he can reveal it all in the show tomorrow evening so it keeps the excitement.../you have a lovely evening watching your show..:love:...

okay thank you for explaining to me, i'll only give some feedback on here and pm my votes to Shaun :)

[Shaun]

Voting will be open from after tonight's show finishes until 7pm tomorrow (when the results show begins) :)

[T*]

we know that already
GOD SHAUN

[Shaun]

clEARLY some diDN'T

[Jake.]

seRVANTS

[SuperV]

It's so early! My song is really relevant right now.

[Josiah.]

I am getting the YouTube stream set up!

[T*]

http://www.gomotes.com/emoticon/happyswedenflag.gifhttp://www.gomotes.com/emoticon/happyswedenflag.gifhttp://www.gomotes.com/emoticon/happyswedenflag.gif

[Mokka]

gonna watch for all your praises as my song is first... then I probably won't be on much... so GOOD LUCK and Have Lots of Fun to you all :wavey:

[SuperV]

Its time!

[T*]

ngl it may be cuter having a smaller contest, and then having a massive one for winter again :flutter:

[Johnnyuk123]

gonna watch for all your praises as my song is first... then I probably won't be on much... so GOOD LUCK and Have Lots of Fun to you all :wavey:

Good luck Mokka and everyone! :dance::dance::dance:

[Josiah.]

wrong titles Shaun...

[Morgan.]

I have arrived, ready to critique your (hopefully) fabulous songs!

[T*]

gonna watch for all your praises as my song is first... then I probably won't be on much... so GOOD LUCK and Have Lots of Fun to you all :wavey:

good luck mama mokka :love:

[Drew.]

my song isn't very PG, soz

[Josiah.]

YouTube stream (with no commentary, unlike December): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xtVlUQe3yI

[T*]

not this actually being josiah's preselection show?

[SuperV]

oops, lets pretend that never happened

[Crimson Dynamo]

i hope there is no swearing
:worry:

[Josiah.]

Shaun accidentally posted the wrong title sequence.

[Shaun]

let's try that again :ninja2:

eMJ8jmBpqyo

[T*]

i hope there is no swearing
:worry:

i do :hee:

[T*]

not revolution getting promo on josiah's stream?? (i'll turn my sig off now i feel guilty)

[Johnnyuk123]

Great intro well done guys! :clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Wizard.]

oohh PG? I wonder what naughty things are going to occur :hee:

[T*]

great work josiah!!

[SuperV]

Is Brain Dowling hosting! :conf:

[Josiah.]

Thanks Tom!

[Drew.]

Nice one Josiah

[Wizard.]

Is Brain Dowling hosting! :conf:

Not unless before every performance we hear "It's CRUNCH time!"

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/EsAYCWz.jpg
5 minutes in and Shaun's already made a blunder.
I wish I'd retired 4 years ago.
Same, imo
Welcome to TiBB Eurovision 2016, in the unusual month of June!
We had to reschedule seven rehab appointments because of this delay :worry:
But we're here today and that's all that matters. One day at a time, my dear Rudolph.
Tonight, fourteen countries try their best to forget where the other twelve went from Christmas and fight to take home the Eurovision crown!
But before all of that, we have the official song of TiBB Eurovision 2016. Please welcome Josiah.

[Mokka]

oohh PG? I wonder what naughty things are going to occur :hee:

Well someone invited LT... so probably a lot :worry:

[SuperV]

Whooooo!

[Morgan.]

This is going to be amazing!

[Wizard.]

Oh where's Petra & Mans? :shrug:

[Morgan.]

Not unless before every performance we hear "It's CRUNCH time!"

:joker:

[Shaun]

Name: Josiah Stuart (me)
Song: Illuminate - The Official Song of the TiBB Eurovision Song Contest 2016
Lyrics:
Verse #1:
Can you feel it?
The light that shines in each of us.
It’s bound to make us all collide.
It opens our minds,
lightens our souls.
But it lets us connect.

Chorus #1:
Let’s Illuminate!
Connecting us as
one whole world.
Illuminate!
Our Minds!

Verse #2:
Now we reach it,
not there yet
but soon we’ll be.
Expanding horizons,
far beyond our comfort zones.
Chasing the light,
to home.

Chorus #2:
Let’s Illuminate!
Connecting us as
one whole world.
Illuminate!
Our Minds!
Illuminate!
Sharing the message tonight.
Illuminate!
The World!

Verse #3:
It’s started.
Connected us,
we’re unified.
Shining for the
whole world to see.
Eclipsing our souls.

Chorus #2 (x2):
Let’s Illuminate!
Connecting us as
one whole world.
Illuminate!
Our Minds!
Illuminate!
Sharing the message tonight.
Illuminate!
The World!
Let’s Illuminate!
Connecting us as
one whole world.
Illuminate!
Our Minds!
Illuminate!
Sharing the message tonight.
Illuminate!
The World!

https://soundcloud.com/josiahstuart/illuminate
~

[Jøsh]

*sigh* Not the song. That's good. Something else.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well someone invited LT... so probably a lot :worry:

*deducts Mokka 2 points

[Wizard.]

Absolutely electrifying :bawling:

[T*]

illuminati confirmed?

[SuperV]

Oh where's Petra & Mans? :shrug:

I know best hosts ever!

[Mokka]

*deducts Mokka 2 points

good :smug:

showing yourself up for the bias judge that you are :hmph:

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Josiah! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Drew.]

Marvelous, well done Josiah

[Wizard.]

illuminati confirmed?

http://illuminatipuppet.com/Images/Puppets/madonnahigh1.jpg

[SuperV]

Good Job Josiah!

[Josy]

Great job josiah

[T*]

*sigh* Not the song. That's good. Something else.



Jøsh now ZombieJøsh??

[Morgan.]

I hope it represents this years contest well as it's a great song!

[T*]

Well done josiah!!

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/9ZhITzj.jpg
Breathtaking!
Just please don't illuminate too close to me, you'd be able to guess my real age.
We wouldn't want that, my beautiful Augustine. We're disappearing backstage now until the end of the show because frankly, we're above this nonsense and there's much prettier postcards to keep you entertained anyway.
Almost enough time for a colonic tbh
BBL! xo

[SuperV]

time for the train wreak I made with the postcards!

[Shaun]

ZI8YJ2Nbq9M

tonight's postcards are designed by SuperV and I'm sure you'll agree they're rather stunning :omgno:

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/9ZhITzj.jpg
Breathtaking!
Just please don't illuminate too close to me, you'd be able to guess my real age.
We wouldn't want that, my beautiful Augustine. We're disappearing backstage now until the end of the show because frankly, we're above this nonsense and there's much prettier postcards to keep you entertained anyway.
Almost enough time for a colonic tbh
BBL! xo

Aw, I usually look forward to the antics of these two, but I suppose the show will make up for it :laugh:

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/9ZhITzj.jpg
Breathtaking!
Just please don't illuminate too close to me, you'd be able to guess my real age.
We wouldn't want that, my beautiful Augustine. We're disappearing backstage now until the end of the show because frankly, we're above this nonsense and there's much prettier postcards to keep you entertained anyway.
Almost enough time for a colonic tbh
BBL! xo



British Basketball League?

[T*]

ZI8YJ2Nbq9M



tonight's postcards are designed by SuperV and I'm sure you'll agree they're rather stunning :omgno:



4K MEN WERENT IN MY BUDGET SHAUN :fist:
(Amazing work super <3)

[Morgan.]

ZI8YJ2Nbq9M

tonight's postcards are designed by SuperV and I'm sure you'll agree they're rather stunning :omgno:

They're amazing, SuperV!

[Wizard.]

That man in the hat looked right through into my soul :eek:

[Drew.]

The postcards are really impressive

[Johnnyuk123]

Great stuff guys.:dance::dance::dance:

[SuperV]

aw thanks guys!

and Riley I am that man hahaha (I wish I was that man)

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/BmOlUpy.gif

ME YOUR MULTI
(Ode to Niamh)


Original Song:
J2oEmPP5dTM

Performed By:
The Man Himself
Conor McGregor
ihttp://i.imgur.com/yRCtETF.jpg
(doubling as a stripper short notice as per Shaun's request that I start the show with strippers )


My Version:

Things between us are moving fast
Our Womance is going to last
For you like the things you like
While I like the things you like

Goodness knows where you begin
And I don’t know where I end
It looks as if we two are bound to be one
It can’t be undone:

You name a logo, and I name a logo
Hey guess what, we know the same logos
Post a new quiz, our answers same again
Ban me 'cause I’m your multi

You like potatoes and I like potatoes
No it wasn’t me Niamh, who stole your potatoe
Ok, screw it, go ahead and do it
Ban me ‘cause I’m your multi

Oh no… If I am really your multi
It can’t be true :omgno:
OH NO!! If you are me
then you’d talk to Marshal off site too :shocked:

So you post in chat and I post in chat
You chat while I sleep, and I chat while you sleep
Oh we know that, this site needs us both so that
We better call the multi thing off
Don’t ban me for being your multi

You like Arya, and I like Arya
And let’s face it, we both hate Joffrey
Book form or TV, GOT is you and me
Ban me ‘cause I’m your multi

I jog with my daughter, you jog with your daughter
Actually, I kinda ditched mine, Cause she stopped too often
Mothers, Daughters, we are like each other
Ban me ‘cause I’m your multi

Oh no… If I am really your multi
It can’t be true :hehe:
OH NO!! If you are me
then you’d talk to LT off site too :omgno:

So if you like 80’s movies, and I like 80’s movies?
We make the forum, watch 80’s movies
For we know, the classics is how to roll and
We better call the multi thing off
Don’t ban me for being your multi

You give infractions, and I get infractions :smug:
You give me an infraction, for discussing infractions
I’m essentially your, evil alter ego
Ban me ‘cause I’m your multi

I like bananas and do you like bhananas?
Ireland has a weird way, to say the word banana
Banana, bhanana, banana, bhanana
Wait, how could I be your multi

Oh you advise in chat and I advise in chat
You and I we both, keep the kids in line and
Oh we know that, this site needs us both so that
We better call the multi thing off
Don’t ban me for being your multi

http://imgur.com/7BFcewN.png
(disclaimer: My son made this after laughing at all my sad jokes in this song, so I promised to add it to my entry)

~

[Josiah.]

To talk about the show on Twitter, use #tibbESC

[Jøsh]

Jøsh now ZombieJøsh??

It'd be ZømbieJøsh! Anyways, it just happened.

Related to TiBB. This.

[Drew.]

That was something really different Mokka, i like it :clap1:

[T*]

I like bhanananaanas :love: great work mokka! It

[T*]

:love turned to It for some reason sorry

[Josiah.]

Great Work Mokka!

[Wizard.]

That was amazing Mokka! I spat my drink out when it came to potatoes.

[SuperV]

Jamala's political song teas Mokka? hmm....

Nah I loved it! good job

[Shaun]

q0V3veDwv4Q

[Johnnyuk123]

Loved it Mokka. Well done! :dance::dance::dance:

[Wizard.]

Yay for Greece :conf2:

[Shaun]

Greece would love to welcome our representative for the Eurovision 2016... Anastasia Papadickus!
http://www.rantchic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pixee-fox-3.jpg
Before the show started Anastasia sent a message out to her fans....
http://i.imgur.com/7r2nfRA.png

Staging: The stage is empty and dark with mist rising up from the stage. A spotlight appears on the middle of the stage and a star shaped board folds up onto the stage from the ground where Anastasia is strapped into it kind of like those knife-throwing spinning wheels. Once the song starts three hunky Greek Adonis' painted in gold unstrap Anastasia and there are blue and white lasers that flicker and sweep across the stadium.

Song Title: Greek In Me
To the melody of this song...
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Lyrics

(Intro)
Can't you see
I love having Greek in me
It's all anybody needs
Don't want French or Japanese, hunny

Can't you see
Eros, AmŌs, Haides,
Getting down with 3 Greeks
Everybody loves, ohhh

(Dance breakdown - Anastasia walks behind the star and changes into this costume)
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1, 2, counting 1 1 1 1 2 3 counting 1, 2, counting 1 1 1 1 2 3

(Verse 1)
I know it ain't right
To use Greeks for play
My Father is one
But they could turn him gay

Maybe I'm a wh*re
I don't just like foreplay
You don't know what I mean
If you're from Thailand or Bombay

Are you in?
If you leave the EU then Greece is in the bin
Is he in?
David Camron prefers Greek over pig ski-i-i-in

(Chorus)
Can't you see
I love having Greek in me
It's all anybody needs
Don't want French or Japanese, hunny

Can't you see
Eros, AmŌs, Haides,
Getting down with 3 Greeks
Everybody loves, ohhh

1, 2, 3
I could take more maybe
If you wanna pay me
Contact Cam4 baby, hunny

There's nobody
Who can take all these D's
Not in Spain or Germany
Azerbaijan maybe, hunny

(Verse 2)
Greek's have that charm
Nobody's the same
From Athen's to Lesbos
I had them all I'm not ashamed

I had a dream
Where every man was Greek
They ate my pita bread
And shoved Lukániko in my beak (google Lukániko)

Are you in?
If you leave the EU then Greece is in the bin
Is he in?
David Camron prefers Greek over pig ski-i-i-in

(Chorus)
Can't you see
I love having Greek in me
It's all anybody needs
Don't want French or Japanese, hunny

Can't you see
Eros, AmŌs, Haides,
Getting down with 3 Greeks
Everybody loves, ohhh

1, 2, 3
I could take more maybe
If you wanna pay me
Contact Cam4 baby, hunny

There's nobody
Who can take all these D's
Not in Spain or Germany
Azerbaijan maybe, hunny

(Bridge)
What I do is just for rent
The economy's bad all the Euro's are spent
My Greek's will come from far and wide
They'll feed you Greek until you've died
But not for free,
Cause they need money,
(money, money, not free!, you see?)

(Chorus)
Can't you see
I love having Greek in me
It's all anybody needs
Don't want French or Japanese, hunny

Can't you see
Eros, AmŌs, Haides,
Getting down with 3 Greeks
Everybody loves, ohhh

1, 2, 3
I could take more maybe
If you wanna pay me
Contact Cam4 baby

There's nobody
Who can take all these D's
Not in Spain or Germany
Azerbaijan maybe, hunny.

(Fireworks go off on stage and all of a sudden Anastasia has changed clothes again whilst pulling this :hehe: face and saying "Thank you Eurovision! Let's make Greek In Me the winning Eurovision single)
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~

[Jøsh]

12 songs as things stand with Mokka's and Nicky's entries :D Hopefully a couple more before the deadline.

I've decided to replace Josh with LeatherTrumpet - I am sure his unique grasp of innuendo will slot in perfectly with this debauchery.

I protest :oh:


:oh: I just noticed this! Ugh! I changed my mind too...
(at least Mokka is on my side! *Hugs*)

[T*]

Well done Riley!

[Drew.]

I was literally just watching a video about her on youtube earlier

Great song as well :clap1:

[Josiah.]

Fantastic!

[Wizard.]

Thanks guys because I literally had no idea what the eff I was doing :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Brilliant and very funny! Well done Riley! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Shaun]

OQK9IVoKroY

[Crimson Dynamo]

an LT reference and a lesbian undercurrent?

what is not to love here

:love:

[T*]

:oh: I just noticed this! Ugh! I changed my mind too...
(at least Mokka is on my side! *Hugs*)



you sounded pretty adamant!

[Josiah.]

For the live stream: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xtVlUQe3yI

[Shaun]

(her in Gibraltar looks very happy for someone who's lost her shoes, don't you think?)

[SuperV]

OQK9IVoKroY

This bitch kept getting in the shot! :fist:

[Crimson Dynamo]

im looking forward to Gibraltar

:fan:

[Josy]

Brilliant songs mokka and Riley

[Shaun]

jKVOEqu0D90

[Wizard.]

I would go on holiday there.

[Crimson Dynamo]

omfg

[Tom4784]

:clap1:

[Glenn.]

end it now we have a winner

[Drew.]

johnny delivers again :clap1:

[Shaun]

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013212/rupaul1.gif

[T*]

I'm currently trying to stop an 11 week old puppy from killing itself

[SuperV]

Loved it!

[Tom4784]

Not Johnny putting out another flawless jam to pop my pussy to.

[Glenn.]

Not Johnny putting out another flawless jam to pop my pussy to.

screaming

[T*]

Bitch just bit my eyebrow

[Wizard.]

omfg I was scared I'm gonna die in 7 days now!

:clap2: That was amazing Johnny! Basshunter and creepy dead girl from the ring better watch their backs.

[Shaun]

I'm currently trying to stop an 11 week old puppy from killing itself

Don't show it Dezzy's song then :hee:

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker::joker::joker: Thanks guys. :wavey:

[T*]

That's very good Johnny omg

[Shaun]

9aB_yAs0gl4

[Josiah.]

Johnny, that was awesome (except for the bits from Exorcist).

[reece(:]

Not Samara

[Johnnyuk123]

That's very good Johnny omg

Thanks Tom. :wavey:

[Josy]

Omg that was amazing [emoji23] well done Johnny

[Tom4784]

Don't show it Dezzy's song then :hee:

I HAD NO INSPIRATION SHAUN (since 2012)

[Johnnyuk123]

Johnny, that was awesome (except for the bits from Exorcist).

It's from the ring movie but i get what you mean. :wavey:

[Shaun]

~
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2hkhDtMKZjU/U3EBlTUXsPI/AAAAAAAAPv4/uxdT1t8idqY/s1600/Spain+(1).gif

Dyke - My Stance (feat. Meowzie)

http://i.imgur.com/54PcO8K.png

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[Intro - Meowzie:]
Caitlin, i hate your smile

[Verse 1 - Dyke:]
Another girl i chased
Like prey, yeah prey
Everyone know's i am gay
Females aren't safe
So desperate i would pay
Unless your name is Nay
Hotty, hotty, you're straight but don't ignore me, hotty
I'd flick the bean if you were obese
I prey, I prey

[Hook - Dyke:]
Can't you tell by my stance
My vagina looks like wasteland
I'm so wet it just flows
So bad with girls i deserve a degree
Can you tell by my stance
My vagina looks like wasteland
I'm so wet it just flows
So bad with girls i deserve a degree

[Bridge - Meowzie:]
Caitlin, i hate your smile

[Verse 2 - Dyke:]
Need some guidance
My vag smells so bad it needs a cleanse
Never had any girlfriends
They put me in an asylum
Sometimes i wish i was a he
My dick the same size as Meowzies flea
That would make me more exciting
It's just part-time

[Hook - Dyke:]
Can't you tell by my stance
My vagina looks like wasteland
I'm so wet it just flows
So bad with girls i deserve a degree
Can you tell by my stance
My vagina looks like wasteland
I'm so wet it just flows
So bad with girls i deserve a degree

[Break - Meowzie:]
Got a pizza hut for every single meal time
Snapchat it, snapchat it, every damn time
Oh, yeah, she say she'll start gym'in
Clean up, clean up, clean up and snapchat it
Clean up, clean up and snapchat it
Clean up, clean up, clean up and snapchat it
Oh, yeah, she say she'll start gym'in
Clean up, clean up and snapchat it, girl

[Bridge - Kay & Meowzie:]
Tell me, do these Kleins show, my huge camel toe?
Was in my red gown, might smell of B.O
Look like i'm on parole
Where, where, where
Where, where, where, where
Oh, yeah, she say she'll start gym'in
Where, where, where
Clean up, clean up and snapchat it, girl
Where, where, where, where
'Cause if you're down
Clean up, Clean up and
'Cause if you're down
Clean up, Clean up and
'Cause if you're down
Clean up, Clean up and

[Hook - Dyke:]
Can't you tell by my stance
My vagina looks like wasteland
I'm so wet it just flows
So bad with girls i deserve a degree
Can you tell by my stance
My vagina looks like wasteland
I'm so wet it just flows
So bad with girls i deserve a degree

http://i.imgur.com/MNjHXHm.png

[Johnnyuk123]

Omg that was amazing [emoji23] well done Johnny

Aww thanks Josy. :wavey:

[Wizard.]

Johnny, that was awesome (except for the bits from Exorcist).

It wasn't the exorcist it was Samara Morgan princess of wells.

[SuperV]

Johnny's song could drop a bitch dead and by the video I think it all ready has...
in a good way.

[T*]

Omfg :laugh3:

[Shaun]

(And if you're offended by Drew's homophobia you can get your own back for reporting his vimeo account for copyright infringement x)

[T*]

THIS ****ING dOG

[Tom4784]

Drew making enemies of lesbians worldwide :clap1:.

[Glenn.]

'My vag smells so bad it needs a cleanse'

[Josiah.]

Now I know why I put the PG rating in the titles.

[Crimson Dynamo]

filth

:oh:

[T*]

I want to grind on meowzie

[Shaun]

1DEY804kBt4

[SuperV]

oooh! I'm next

[Johnnyuk123]

I loved it Drew. Great lyrics! Well done.:dance::dance::dance:

[Josy]

Lol Drew

[Wizard.]

Flawless, but a tip is to spray some freebreez up there love lasts a good 7 hours i suggest cotton fresh.

[Drew.]

lol thank you guys :love:

and soz Caitlin xo

[SuperV]

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

[Shaun]

Flawless, but a tip is to spray some freebreez up there love lasts a good 7 hours i suggest cotton fresh.

See: Eurovision can be educational.

[Josy]

She's gonna kill you

[Wizard.]

Dami Im to snatch her rightful crown?

[SuperV]

^Of course

[Shaun]

~
Dah Me! - Sound Of Typing

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Growing tired and weary, blue eyes
Trying to read your love through tired eyes
I'm woken from dreams and highlights,
Woken up in this crazy TIBB life
But baby, its 4 for me

And I keep waking, waking
Keep waking, wake…

Now my heart awakes to the sound of typin'
And it beats to the sound of typin',
And it beats to the sound of typin'.
Now my heart awakes to the sound of typin'
And it beats to the sound of typin',
And it beats to the sound of typin'.

Getting hard to wake for the madness,
When I'm not here, it never makes sense
Tibb games keep me waking,
All I hear is my alarm,
But baby, its 4 for me

And I keep waking, waking
Keep waking, wake…

Now my heart awakes to the sound of typin'
And it beats to the sound of typin',
And it beats to the sound of typin'.
Now my heart awakes to the sound of typin'
And it beats to the sound of typin',
And it beats to the sound of typin'.

I know I’m tired but still I’m capable,
I know it’s all on the web, but I keep waking, waking
waking, waking…up

Now my heart awakes to the sound of typin'
And it beats to the sound of typin',
And it beats to the sound of typin'.
Now my heart awakes to the sound of typin'
And it beats to the sound of typin',
And it beats to the sound of typin'.

[Ninastar]

I am CRYING.

(With tears)

[Josiah.]

Yes! :D Superb work SuperV!

[Wizard.]

Those ****ing high notes bitchhh you're ready for world domination well done :clap:

[Josy]

Nice job superv

[Jamie89]

I'm here for it after all but gonna start at the beginning and try to catch up to you all :D

[Drew.]

Good job superV :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Excellent lyrics SuperV. They fit in really well. Loved it. :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[SuperV]

This is my problem with TIBB written in song.

[T*]

-sways and holds Shaun-

[Shaun]

0AH-st30BwM

[Wizard.]

I'm kind of ready for a Beyonce song now oh wait she doesn't put any of her music on Youtube.

[Tom4784]

:clap1:

[Shaun]

*is curious to know wtf that game they're playing in Malta is*

[SuperV]

If *****ing Jamala comes and steals the crown this Bogan is flying over and stabbing her is the ass for my crown.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:bawling:

Oz was robbed, but will superv, be?

:clap1:

[Shaun]

Thunder of your heartbeat

Beneath the thunder of your heartbeat, there lies some awakening

feel the static vibrations beside you, i feel you, i know you


bring the party alive, beneath the thunder of your heartbeat


H-H-H Heartbeat, give me your heartbeat, gimme more



when i see you, i feel some static lightning coming out of me

when i feel you, i hear the thunder roaring over me


bring the party alive, beneath the thunder of your heartbeat


having feelings for thunder and lightning, is just like playing russian roulette

or listening to Abba and Roxette



bring the party alive, beneath the thunder of your heartbeat 3x



I want you, i feel you, i need you, and i want you


Party with the thunder and lightning, here we go can you feel it
~

[Crimson Dynamo]

im giving malta 12 points as they always pull for the UK and I love that dusty island

:love:

[Josiah.]

Good work!

[T*]

-grinds on Caitlin to song-

[Johnnyuk123]

Congrats Nicky91. Great lyrics! :cheer2::wavey:

[Wizard.]

I read that as poetry in the voice of Alan Rickman bc/ there's no melody but very cool and unique <3

[Tom4784]

Good job Nicky :clap1:

[T*]

I loved that :lovedup:

[Johnnyuk123]

I might have a go at putting some music to some of these great lyrics. They all have loads of potential to be great songs.

[T*]

I might have a go at putting some music to some of these great lyrics. They all have loads of potential to be great songs.



Why, haven't you beaten us enough?! :fist:

[Shaun]

SSoLvd9yqcs

[Johnnyuk123]

Why, haven't you beaten us enough?! :fist:

I've never entered tibb eurovision before Tom.:joker: The other one yes but never this one.:wavey:

[Shaun]

*sort of wanted to see a 30 second clip of the pizza aisle in Icelands but never mind :(*

[Wizard.]

Perched for a volcanic eruption during Iceland's performance.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/akvids/kerry/iceland09.jpg

[T*]

*sort of wanted to see a 30 second clip of the pizza aisle in Icelands but never mind :(*



-zooms out to kerry katona OD'd by the entrance-

[Drew.]

Good work Nicky

[Johnnyuk123]

-zooms out to kerry katona OD'd by the entrance-

:joker::joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

well done Nicky, loved it

:clap1:

[Shaun]

In retaliation to johnny123s attack in last years competition, the Mods decided to take him up on his challenge to a sing off and became Spanku Johnny.........

http://i.imgur.com/e5lIMzU.jpg?2

To be sung to the tune of Spandau Ballets - Gold

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Spanku Johnny – Bold

Thank you for having a moan
Oh Johnny i feel I must warn
I take it you still need to learn
Please learn some placid ways
it's lonely being banned for a day,
It's just you've gotta pay for that slay
Oh, make me proud of you, make me proud of you
Nothing left to do but delete it all
F **k you've left some insults on my wall

Bold (bold)
Always behave it's your role
I've got the power to throw
You're infractable
Always behavin', or I am
Bold (bold)
Glad when your banned and return
There's something you could have learned
You're infractable, always behavin'...

After your infractions are all gone
I want you to remember this time
That spamming gifs and insults is a crime
It's only two days you know
Your ban isn't cute, you're a disgrace
You knew that you apealing was a waste
Now we've got rid of you, we've got rid of you
Now I've got to go and delete it all
F **k you've left some insults on my wall

Bold (bold)
Always behave it's your role
I've got the power to throw
You're infractable
Always behavin', or I am
Bold (bold)
Glad when your banned and return
There's something you could have learned
You're infractable, always behavin'...


Now I've got to go and delete it all
F **k you've left some insults on my wall

Bold (bold)
Always behave it's your role
I've got the power to throw
You're infractable
Always behavin', or I am
Bold (bold)
Glad when your banned and return
something you could have learned
You're infractable, always behavin'...
Bold
(Bold)
~

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:
genius

[Josiah.]

Oh Niamh, :)

[Tom4784]

Good to know that I'm apart of a song that's not a complete embarrassment :clap1:

[Drew.]

Niamh :clap1: always consistent