Big Brother 2016 LIVE Launch Discussion Thread: Tuesday 7th June CH5 9PM

[lewis111]

the last one must stand out surely

[lewis111]

Was Eileen not last in last year

[Shaun]

Is there a german word for this level of second hand embarrassment?

[David R]

Says he's normal.... has he looked in the mirror?

[Pete.]

Abz 2.0?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Totally fake wankaa

[Lostie!]

I'm here for him clocking the meatheads :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Pls let the last one be a crazy bid

[LukeB]

The last male being a good one :clap2:

[Black Dagger]

Not us liking the same person this year

:clap1:

[bots]

Totally fake wankaa

:laugh:

[Gstar]

He reminds me of my cousin

[Ant.]

I saw the woman reaching out lmaaooo

[Firewire]

Is there a german word for this level of second hand embarrassment?

Hitler

[Marsh.]

"I really respect women"

*makes sexist comment*

seems to be the running theme for males this year.

[Captain.Remy]

I need Angel BB10 to come last. For real, put some psycho in it.

[Will.]

Perched for the last housemate! :hehe:

[Macie Lightfoot]

He looks like Jamiroquai with that ****ing getup and it's not a good thing

[Jack.]

Are them seats by the bedroom from BB14 :laugh:

[Ross.]

"I really respect women"

*makes sexist comment*

seems to be the running theme for males this year.

:joker:

[lewis111]

please be a good last one PLEASE

[Natalie.]

Didn't like the comment he made about women..

[Jack.]

Pls let the last one be a crazy bid

:fc:

[MB.]

I'd have high hopes for the last housemate but it's going to be Katie Waissel isn't it

[Ant.]

what comment did he make about women?

[JTM45]

That bandana is just every kind of wrong.
He was looking promising too.

[T*]

My leg is wet from laughing at that woman and spitting come

[Will.]

Dexter?

[Amy Jade]

Ew

[Gstar]

Ywwaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssss

[lewis111]

not more men than women what

[Loukas]

:laugh2:

[MB.]

Oh yay a gender imbalance

[T*]

COKE
NOT COME
cOKE

[Firewire]

Dexter's dad?

[Black Dagger]

This guy :joker:

[Smithy]

Oh y'all got your trans person!

[BBJordan]

Chelsea from Chelsea

[Adamw92]

Uhmm....

[Braden]

Chelsea's won it. Shut the show down. It's done.

[SmallMouth27]

He sounds like he's in his 60s!

[Ninastar]

jesus christ.

[Ross.]

Bye where's the old females at

[Crimson Dynamo]

Omg

[Gstar]

His hair tho..

[drantb]

yAAAAaaaas

[Amy Jade]

Why so many men?

[Marsh.]

spitting come

:omgno:

[Rob!]

What is this mess

[Denver]

his voice irritates me

[smudgie]

Chelsea....who does he remind me of.:joker:

[Pete.]

ANOTHER male that's just Dexter again?

[T*]

I hate his hair he looks like a lego

[Jake.]

lmfao

[Marsh.]

Dexter's aged a LOT in three years.

[Captain.Remy]

BB16 Simon's ex boyfriend obvioiusly

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is he Asian?

[Ant.]

I mean technically there's no imbalance because we have Victoria and Emma

Discount Dexter?

[Jack.]

I don't like him.

[Ashley.]

"Come on thunshine"

[Gstar]

He had me at "I sold my company"

[Firewire]

Is that a wig

[Vanessa]

Love Jackson. Cute guy and loads of personality. Second favourite so far.

[Goodbye Summer]

Yeah, this guy is going to lose it. Mark my words.

[reece(:]

Where was the woman?

[Lostie!]

I'm so here for Chelsea :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

It's Rodney from only fools and horses. :joker:

[Will.]

screaming

[Headie]

Um BYE @ the main house being 7 male HMs and 5 female HMs

[Jeol]

Is that a wig

[lewis111]

7 men 5 girls??

[Moosething]

Chelsea = this year's showbiz

[Firewire]

Is he Asian?

He said his name was Singh

[David R]

He's like the Asian version of BB14's Dexter.

[Headie]

First ever male first boot?

[Amy Jade]

He looks messy tho so he can stay

[drantb]

Here for a Shabaz style meltdown

[reece(:]

Howling at his outfit

[Crimson Dynamo]

I so wanted a hot shemale. Gutted

[lewis111]

'm raging at les girls

[Captain.Remy]

He is so cheap I'm over it lmfao

[Jack.]

I hate his hair he looks like a lego

:joker::joker:

[Ashley.]

He's like the Asian version of BB14's Dexter.

Did you just say that

[Ant.]

'high five baby'

get off my screen you'll never be better than dexter

[Pete.]

Um BYE @ the main house being 7 male HMs and 5 female HMs
Male out 1st?

[Goodbye Summer]

This guy is going to piss everyone off. :joker:

[Black Dagger]

He's making me piss. I love him.

[Maru]

I missed this guy's VT :| My internet pooped

[Marsh.]

Chelsea clocking the baiting questions with "anything materialistic".

[Jack.]

He isn't going to win it :joker:

[T*]

sHE RETURNED

[Ant.]

He's gonna piss off that boxer in The Others

[Wizard.]

I feel like Chelsea is Shabaz 2.0 attempted suicide incoming?

[Braden]

lmao, you asked for it Emma. Chelsea calling out production's deception.

[Gstar]

How embaz

[Headie]

Is this the first time since BB4 there's been no black males?

[Ross.]

I see you @ the woman shouting off but trying to hide behind a guy

[Natalie.]

I like him
reminds me that guy out of steptoe

[Headie]

I feel like Chelsea is Shabaz 2.0 attempted suicide incoming?

Welp

[Denver]

He's like the Asian version of BB14's Dexter.

im dead

[T*]

I feel like Chelsea is Shabaz 2.0 attempted suicide incoming?



omg

[Marsh.]

He's as convincing as a rich guy as Gina was with her cheap dresses and makeup.

[reece(:]

Chelsea is Jayne's pimp?

[MB.]

Evelyn and Chelsea ripping the producers to shreds :joker:

[Vanessa]

He's annoying me already :fist:

[Ant.]

Chelsea to be the first male evictee in Civillian BB?

[T*]

Is this the first time since BB4 there's been no black males?



2003 was a different time

[drantb]

Those twins get about don't they

[Goodbye Summer]

Perched for Chelsea's Day 2 meltdown.

[Drew.]

This guy is amazing

[Crimson Dynamo]

I like him
reminds me that guy out of steptoe
Brilliant :joker:

[lewis111]

Love this most diverse cast ever x

[Will.]

Where was the woman?

Probs all the woman in the second house will make it into the main house.

[Smithy]

"omg your hair is fab"

Clocking lateysha as a lying bitch already

[Marsh.]

2003 was a different time

You were but a sperm in your dad's sack. :flutter:

[Firewire]

740297238333825028

asdfghj bye

[JTM45]

Everyone knows each other already.
They must all go to the same ****ty clubs.

[Amy Jade]

Have we only got 5 female housemates or have I miss counted?

Teesh
Georgia
Ginger girl
Evelyn
Twins

[Pete.]

Is this the first time since BB4 there's been no black males?
Trash

[Marsh.]

740297238333825028

asdfghj bye

:joker:

[Headie]

Time for Natalie to **** dem up wit de powah

[lewis111]

this is my least favourite cast from a launch yet

[MB.]

Not the revolving stairs taking up half the show's airtime

[drantb]

Slow staircase mess

[Jack.]

There is 20 minutes left this twist better be good :fist:

[Ross.]

Okay they just ruined a flawless launch with THAT

[Captain.Remy]

740297238333825028

asdfghj bye

She's such a bitch I love it

[Denver]

bye at the rotating stairs

[_Tom_]

LOL @ the stairs taking half an hour to turn round :joker:

[Moosething]

They've really blown the budget on those stairs

[Headie]

Mess that was so unnecessary

[Crimson Dynamo]

He's as convincing as a rich guy as Gina was with her cheap dresses and makeup.
A Tong Tea

[Maru]

I missed his VT :bawling:

I want another Shabaz

[RichardG]

Those stairs took quite a while to turn around lol

[Marsh.]

What is the point. Those stairs look so stupid.

[Oaker]

screaming at the stairs :laugh2:

[reece(:]

MEss @ staircase

[lewis111]

Literally 5 female (real) HMs and they're all under like 33
couldn't be much worse

[Marsh.]

A Tong Tea

:joker:

[Ant.]

what is the point in the rotating stairs

[Lostie!]

"The staircases change, remember?!"

[reece(:]

Vicky Pattisons pal can go first!

[Jake.]

BYE at them incorporating something that ****ing spins

[Ashley.]

That was a bit awkward wasn't it

[Pete.]

I screamed at the staircase

[Goodbye Summer]

This Launch was pretty solid overall, wish it had been a little more mixed. But definitely one of the best casts C5 has had in a while. Much better than the past two years for sure.

[Maru]

Great hopefully not an eviction

[LukeB]

I think this has been the best C5 launch tbh

[MB.]

Here for the stairs malfunctioning during evictions and housemates getting stuck at the top doing a Shabnam

[Oaker]

This is my favourite C5 launch :shame:

[Captain.Remy]

tf @the stairs tho.

[Pete.]

I think this has been the best C5 launch tbh
Yes!

[Amy Jade]

What of the others pick off the female hm's we could end up with just 3 females :worry:

[Braden]

Here for the stairs malfunctioning during evictions and housemates getting stuck at the top doing a Shabnam

This must happen.

[Ross.]

I think this has been the best C5 launch tbh

I'm feeling it

[Ant.]

I cant stop laughing at the stairs

[Marsh.]

I want to know who on the production team insists on incorporating these mechanical gimmicks every fecking year.

[Jack.]

What of the others pick off the female hm's we could end up with just 3 females :worry:

:worry:

[LukeB]

Yes!

no showgirls, Marcus not doing the facts about the housemates and i've enjoyed everything :flutter:

[T*]

what is the point in the rotating stairs



Keep the door guy hired

[Ross.]

I want to know who on the production team insists on incorporating these mechanical gimmicks every fecking year.

elliebrew

[Black Dagger]

If this is an eviction already I'll be so pissed, unless it's Alex

[Adamw92]

Here for the stairs malfunctioning during evictions and housemates getting stuck at the top doing a Shabnam

:clap1: :laugh: Yes!

[TomC]

I'm sold on this cast :clap1:

I mean it's messy with a gender imbalance and twins but whatever we got there in the end with diversity :clap2:

Still too many good looking ones tho.

[Will.]

What of the others pick off the female hm's we could end up with just 3 females :worry:

Natalie would never.

[Moosething]

Here for the stairs malfunctioning during evictions and housemates getting stuck at the top doing a Shabnam

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/22/618x678/uktv-big-brother-first-evictees-shabnam-paryani.jpg

[Marsh.]

elliebrew

:joker:

[MB.]

(BB14 also had a gender imbalance, just in the other direction)

[Ant.]

Here for the stairs malfunctioning during evictions and housemates getting stuck at the top doing a Shabnam

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/f74b3bc339a249a09da50c7146796852/shabnam-paryani-the-first-person-to-be-evicted-from-big-brother-8-c0dtkg.jpg

[Goodbye Summer]

This has definitely been the best C5 Launch. It actually feels like Big Brother to me, they've really nailed the Titles/House/Set this year, and the cast has the potential to be the best we've seen in years. Especially if some of The Others make it in like Natalie.

[drantb]

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/22/618x678/uktv-big-brother-first-evictees-shabnam-paryani.jpg

Iconic.

[Captain.Remy]

In all fairness, the production is very well made, the producers finally ended up their cheap looking era.
But that cast is dire as hell.
HOWEVER, I see potential drama. In the years we had diverse casts, we expected too much from it, so let's give a shot to that one.

C5 really needs ratings hence they casted young semi social medial celebrities.

[reece(:]

What of the others pick off the female hm's we could end up with just 3 females :worry:

A BB16 repeat?

[Amy Jade]

I'm scared for Evelyn & Lateysha :worry:

[MB.]

8 weeks? :umm2:

[Ant.]

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/22/618x678/uktv-big-brother-first-evictees-shabnam-paryani.jpg

http://www.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/4/4/u/e/x/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349. 144q35.png/1426470694509.jpg

[Moosething]

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/BB8/17/normal_bb8-shabnam-evicted-040.jpg

[SmallMouth27]

Warning: Bad twist approaching...

[reece(:]

Not 8 weeks? 56 days?

[lewis111]

I'm kinda feeling BB12

[TomC]

Eight weeks? :umm2: tf

[T*]

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/f74b3bc339a249a09da50c7146796852/shabnam-paryani-the-first-person-to-be-evicted-from-big-brother-8-c0dtkg.jpg



not A VAG SLIP

[Nick.]

Canon shooting pls.

[LukeB]

:worry:

[David R]

.

[MB.]

I like the 'live' graphic at least

[lewis111]

not podeums in the garden again

[Adamw92]

Chelsea's hair is awful.

[Drew.]

Not another Showbiz moment

[SmallMouth27]

BB16 teas

[Firewire]

Bye at 8 weeks... 5 August finale?

[T*]

not Another instant eviction

[llNicolall]

this is my least favourite cast from a launch yet

Love this most diverse cast ever x

make up your mind :nono:

[Oaker]

Natalie, Jayne and Andrew better get into the main house :worry:

[Black Dagger]

Podiums, **** off.

[Pete.]

This will be messy

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/BB8/17/normal_bb8-shabnam-evicted-040.jpg

[Wizard.]

Welp not the return of podiums

[Headie]

Welp what is this

[Marsh.]

8 weeks.

2 evictions a week?

[Lostie!]

I keep expecting Jason's head to explode at any minute.

[Gstar]

I'll be going straight to the "beautiful" one

[T*]

This squeaky voiced **** has no control as big brother

[Amy Jade]

Teesh running for the door

[Ant.]

"naughty"

nd then shabaz 2.0 laughs

[Jack.]

Instead of having 2 houses I would have much prefered a huge single house with more interesting rooms like a games room or something.

We will see something different next year.

[MB.]

"Housemates SIT DOWN HOUSEMATES SIT DOWN HOUSEMATES LISTEN"

Bless him

[Headie]

HOUSEMATES REMAIN SEATED lmao

[lewis111]

make up your mind :nono:

the second one was sarcasm

[Rob!]

"Housemates remain seated, housemates remain seated, housemates remain seated" :joker: :joker: :joker:

[T*]

make up your mind :nono:



sarcasm bitch

[MB.]

Evelyn behind 'ruthless' :worry:

[Pete.]

They need a more robotic producer

[Crimson Dynamo]

I would go to naughty

[Jack.]

Not the housemates not listening to Big brother :fist:

[reece(:]

BB8 podium task?

[JTM45]

It's like having a room full of coked-up chihuahuas!

[Marsh.]

"This is AMAZING"

Someone's easily pleased.

[Shaun]

"Housemates remain seated, housemates remain seated, housemates remain seated" :joker: :joker: :joker:

the new Always in the Right <3

[Ant.]

this is worse than CBB16 launch now

[Adamw92]

Alex being left with 'game player' :laugh2:

[Moosething]

Here 4 a fight over the podiums

[Goodbye Summer]

This Big Brother needs to step up his menace factor.

[Lostie!]

"Housemates remain seated, housemates remain seated, housemates remain seated" :joker: :joker: :joker:

:joker::joker:

[T*]

I'll be going straight to the "beautiful" one



Only to be pushed to the ground by me

[Jake.]

chelsea sounds like louis spence

[MB.]

You can tell The Others will have to evict one based on their character trait and it'll probably be somebody good (so Evelyn)

[Pete.]

Inb4 someone gets evicted into the second house

[Livia]

Oh sort yourselves out for Gawd sake...

[Braden]

You have to be really insecure if you can't just stand behind a bloody podium.

[Amy Jade]

Sam standing behind honest when he claims to be 24 when he's blatantly 32

[Marsh.]

BB8 podium task?

Stop shouting at me, I'M A PERSON!

[lewis111]

Yas at the twins going for the bad one

[llNicolall]

can lateysha break the podiums

[T*]

Goodbye gameplayers

[Gstar]

Mooriah @ the twins getting the gameplayer podiun

[Lostie!]

This Big Brother needs to step up his menace factor.

Yeah, sort of reminded me of the sweet, mild-mannered supply teacher trying to discipline the class. :laugh:

[Drew.]

Georgina being honest :love:

[Ross.]

"Alex isn't a game player"

You've known him ****ing 5 minutes

[Headie]

Evict a male

[Firewire]

Chelsea 4 HOH?

[reece(:]

"We like playing games"

pmsl

[MB.]

Bye twinnies

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not that beardo twat as honest

[Shaun]

ok jackson

[Jack.]

Sam standing behind honest when he claims to be 24 when he's blatantly 32

23 not 24 isn't he? :laugh:

[Marsh.]

I'm really going to get tired of the Welsh one repeating what people have said back to them like a fecking echo.

[Headie]

"We like playing games"

pmsl
:joker:

[MB.]

Or Evelyn

[llNicolall]

leader Chelsea :joker:

[lewis111]

I think Sam will be ma least fave