TiBB's The Bachelorette Season 2 Game Thread

[Babayaro.]

babayaro, want to play?

Sure!!

Ignore my plead for Kirk, Nessie already asked him :spin:

[SuperV]

you and me, super v

Nah you have Marc

[Daniel-X]

*tells Armani-Mae she has pancake tits*

That would be hard work considering I had them made a triple H the other week!

[Babayaro.]

Oooh HECK

[Anaesthesia]

Sure!!

Ignore my plead for Kirk, Nessie already asked him :spin:

darling, you waited for kirk. superv wants to do the dirty with me xx

[NorthNessie]

It's a DATE babe.

:fan:

[Anaesthesia]

Nah you have Marc

Where? Holding out for you hun

[Will.]

2 mins remaining

[SuperV]

darling, you waited for kirk. superv wants to do the dirty with me xx

Oooh bitching... I love it!

[kirklancaster]

Sure!!

Ignore my plead for Kirk, Nessie already asked him :spin:

I thought it was a threesome?

[SuperV]

Where? Holding out for you hun

Lets do it then!

[T*]

That would be hard work considering I had them made a triple H the other week!

I think they've just popped darling

[Babayaro.]

I will have whoever's left :)

[Anaesthesia]

Oooh HECK

Quick shuffle, you, me, no change :)

[Will.]

Melody and Vince
Ivy and Ness
Marc and Felicity
Armani and Roger
Jack. and Max

[kirklancaster]

I will have whoever's left :)

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[NorthNessie]

hurry! I need to leave in an hour!

[SuperV]

So:
Kirk & Nessie
V & Ana

[Anaesthesia]

Melody and Marc
Ivy and Ness

Okiedoke :D

Marc, I love you.

[kirklancaster]

hurry! I need to leave in an hour!

That's NOT the first time a bitch has said that to me. :hee:

[Will.]

Melody (Ana) and Vince (SuperV)
Ivy (Kirk) and Ness(NorthNessie)
Marc (Baba) and Felicity (Who Is She?)
Lynn (armand.kay) and Roger (Shaun.)
Jack. and Max (LukeB.)

[NorthNessie]

That's NOT the first time a bitch has said that to me. :hee:

probably not the last :hee:

[Babayaro.]

Who tf is Felicity lol

[SuperV]

probably not the last :hee:

OMG The attitude... Mokka I'm so proud of her!

[Anaesthesia]

I got Vince? I thought you said Marc. Am I just supposed to lean on them lovely-ly, and make them want to be my wife?

[Babayaro.]

That's NOT the first time a bitch has said that to me. :hee:

A whole hour??

No one likes a show off, Kirk

[Will.]

Melody (Ana) and Vince (SuperV)
Ivy (Kirk) and Ness(NorthNessie)
Marc (Baba) and Felicity (Who Is She?)
Lynn (armand.kay) and Roger (Shaun.)
Jack. and Max (LukeB.)

[SuperV]

done i have 10 minutes lets go!

[Amy Jade]

Wish I wasn't away for this, I loved this game last year it was hilarious

[kirklancaster]

probably not the last :hee:

OK, I admit it - it was NOTHING to do with my 'staying power', I just could not get my trousers off. :laugh:

[Will.]

Tonight's task:

Each pair will be fighting to win immunity from day 3's elimination which will see a pair get the chop. There are a total of three planks on the lake, the bachelorette’s will ask the contestants a series of questions and whoever they think answered the best will move onto the next the next plank. The pair who make it across all three planks first, will win immunity from day 3’s elimination. Only 1 person from each pair should answer a question.

The pair will also be awarded with a romantic night with Nicole and Armani, Nicole and Armani will have to select which contestant from the pair they want to spend the night with.

http://users.triera.net/tari/photo/dark-lake.jpg

[Anaesthesia]

done i have 10 minutes lets go!

SuperV, me and you, yeah I'm seeing marriage. I'nm seeing sleep, wrapped up in each other's lovely arms. Do we qualify? I can show you it's f__in genuine.

[SuperV]

okay lets play.

[Will.]

Let's go!

Nicole and Armani will take turn to ask a series of thought provoking questions.

Nicole will go first!

[kirklancaster]

Melody (Ana) and Vince (SuperV)
Ivy (Kirk) and Ness(NorthNessie)
Marc (Baba) and Felicity (Who Is She?)
Lynn (armand.kay) and Roger (Shaun.)
Jack. and Max (LukeB.)




Think that the FATES are trying to tell all you losers something?

LOOK at the initials of the couples: OURS spells Ivy Ness - 'IN' - which means ALL you losers will be OUT. :hee:

[SuperV]

Think that the FATES are trying to tell all you losers something?

LOOK at the initials of the couples: OURS spells Ivy Ness - 'IN' - which means ALL you losers will be OUT. :hee:

Well we spell Mince so....

[Anaesthesia]

Think that the FATES are trying to tell all you losers something?

LOOK at the initials of the couples: OURS spells Ivy Ness - 'IN' - which means ALL you losers will be OUT. :hee:

But the others don't spell anything?

[kirklancaster]

Well we spell Mince so....

:laugh::laugh::laugh: LOL

[Babayaro.]

I thought Tom and Daniel were doing the asking and not the answering...

[kirklancaster]

But the others don't spell anything?

EXACTLY my dear. :hee:

[Will.]

Nicole (Tom*) please ask the first question when you're ready

[T*]

wait am i live

[T*]

okay hold on

[Anaesthesia]

Hanging on babe

[T*]

Where would you take me on a first date and why?

[Will.]

Contestants will only have 1 min to answer the questions! Only 1 from each pair should answer!

[Anaesthesia]

EXACTLY my dear. :hee:

Alreet. So they're coded.

[kirklancaster]

Where would you take me on a first date?

Are these questions to ALL of us?

[SuperV]

As you live in Cali I would take you to the second most magical place on earth...

Iran home to the Isis-coaster! We would have a bomb of a time.

[NorthNessie]

one teammate must answer, should we trade off kirk?

[Will.]

Are these questions to ALL of us?

Yes

[Anaesthesia]

Contestants will only have 1 min to answer the questions! Only 1 from each pair should answer!


1 min, sod off, half of us don't ha e that reaction time

[Will.]

2 mins per question

[SuperV]

1 min, sod off, half of us don't ha e that reaction time

I already answered this question you answer the next!

[Anaesthesia]

from when? my partner, get ready:P

[T*]

As you live in Cali I would take you to the second most magical place on earth...

Iran home to the Isis-coaster! We would have a bomb of a time.

http://media.tumblr.com/a22e148995faa7a0ca1348bdaec01436/tumblr_inline_mvgtrwIb1F1qbxejp.gif

[kirklancaster]

Where would you take me on a first date and why?

I would sweep you up in my arms, wrap my Superman cape around you, and fly up among the stars, where we could still see the lights of the cities on Earth. There, in the midst of that starry universe, I would kiss you and let you know how a SUPERMAN kisses the girl he loves. After that breathtaking experience, I would fly you to Essos, to join my friend Daenerys Stormborn for a Romantic meal watched over by her Dragons. That is the type of power and influence which I have darling.

[T*]

it is not casual racism friday yet, superV.

[SuperV]

As you live in Cali I would take you to the second most magical place on earth...

Iran home to the Isis-coaster! We would have a bomb of a time.

Just showing on this page cause I need attention...

[Will.]

When you're ready Tom, you can award the best answer.

[SuperV]

it is not casual racism friday yet, superV.

It is for me! I'm a day infront of you lot

[NorthNessie]

I would sweep you up in my arms, wrap my Superman cape around you, and fly up among the stars, where we could still see the lights of the cities on Earth. There, in the midst of that starry universe, I would kiss you and let you know how a SUPERMAN kisses the girl he loves.

beautiful...:bawling:

[T*]

When you're ready Tom, you can award the best answer.

i need more answers first

[Babayaro.]

I'd take you to a Perfume concert :) and then we'd drink all the fanta our heart desires

[SuperV]

I still think mines the most loving...

[Anaesthesia]

I would sweep you up in my arms, wrap my Superman cape around you, and fly up among the stars, where we could still see the lights of the cities on Earth. There, in the midst of that starry universe, I would kiss you and let you know how a SUPERMAN kisses the girl he loves.

2 guys on top of the empire state, ready to jump.

A says to B, you reckon it will hurt when you hit the deck?

B to A, lol, you won't. The updrafts wont let you fall, watch me.

(He does it.)

A to B, That's ****ing crazy! And he jumps.

C to B: Superman, you really are an asshole.

[T*]

Y'all have had enough time- i'm going to pick the best!

[Will.]

Please award the best answer for question 1, Tom!

[Babayaro.]

Surely Cal and I advance to the next plank

[Anaesthesia]

I would sweep you up in my arms, wrap my Superman cape around you, and fly up among the stars, where we could still see the lights of the cities on Earth. There, in the midst of that starry universe, I would kiss you and let you know how a SUPERMAN kisses the girl he loves. After that breathtaking experience, I would fly you to Essos, to join my friend Daenerys Stormborn for a Romantic meal watched over by her Dragons. That is the type of power and influence which I have darling.

Kirk, I really enjoy fighting. Where would you fit me in?

[kirklancaster]

beautiful...:bawling:

I KNOW I am, but what do you think of my idea for a First Date? :hee:

[NorthNessie]

I KNOW I am, but what do you think of my idea for a First Date? :hee:

a bit over the top, darling :hee:
maybe something a bit closer to earth

[kirklancaster]

Kirk, I really enjoy fighting. Where would you fit me in?

You can fight Khal Drogo for his horse - Oops, he's not here anymore. :hee: An EASY victory for you An. :laugh:

[SuperV]

a bit over the top, darling :hee:
maybe something a bit closer to earth

Like I was saying... Iran!

(Business class)

[kirklancaster]

a bit over the top, darling :hee:
maybe something a bit closer to earth

:laugh:

[T*]

Now when I asked that I wasn't anticipating 'i'd bring you to ISIS so we could both be blown up XD' :unsure:
So clearly it's between two:

I would sweep you up in my arms, wrap my Superman cape around you, and fly up among the stars, where we could still see the lights of the cities on Earth. There, in the midst of that starry universe, I would kiss you and let you know how a SUPERMAN kisses the girl he loves. After that breathtaking experience, I would fly you to Essos, to join my friend Daenerys Stormborn for a Romantic meal watched over by her Dragons. That is the type of power and influence which I have darling.

I'd take you to a Perfume concert :) and then we'd drink all the fanta our heart desires

Kirk- you have a magical way with words but at the same time I can't help feeling you're reaching a tad- it's not very me at all... (and also i'd like to keep a distance from the GoT universe since this darling doesn't want her titties gilloutened or some ****) whereas Marc's is short and sweet and it's so very ME- That would be an amazing night and some of my dreams would come true so it has to be Marc.

[Babayaro.]

:wink:

[SuperV]

Don't lie Tom you loved it!

[NorthNessie]

predictable

[Will.]

Marc and Felicity have moved onto plank 2

[kirklancaster]

Now when I asked that I wasn't anticipating 'i'd bring you to ISIS so we could both be blown up XD' :unsure:
So clearly it's between two:





Kirk- you have a magical way with words but at the same time I can't help feeling you're reaching a tad- it's not very me at all... (and also i'd like to keep a distance from the GoT universe since this darling doesn't want her titties gilloutened or some ****) whereas Marc's is short and sweet and it's so very ME- That would be an amazing night and some of my dreams would come true so it has to be Marc.




Marc is a worthy winner.

BASTARD!!! :hee:

[Will.]

Armani it's time for your first question!

[Anaesthesia]

You can fight Khal Drogo for his horse - Oops, he's not here anymore. :hee: An EASY victory for you An. :laugh:

Hmmm, I think I would like a fight with Khal Drogo....

[kirklancaster]

predictable

Fix. :bawling:

[Will.]

Melody (Ana) and Vince (SuperV)
Ivy (Kirk) and Ness(NorthNessie)
Marc (Baba) and Felicity (Who Is She?) - plank 2
Lynn (armand.kay) and Roger (Shaun.)
Jack. and Max (LukeB.)

[Will.]

Armani (Daniel-X) it's time for your first question!

[T*]

Don't lie Tom you loved it!

my nAME IS NICOLE http://i.imgur.com/ZoaS3.gif

[T*]

predictable

not as predictable as your fashion sense hunty!

[Daniel-X]

One second

[Daniel-X]

Would you order for me fist time at a restaurant and if so what?

[Anaesthesia]

Vince, are you still awake? I'm not much :/

[SuperV]

my nAME IS NICOLE http://i.imgur.com/ZoaS3.gif

Soz babe you remind me of Tom but more feminine and sexy

[NorthNessie]

not as predictable as your fashion sense hunty!

and what would that be, i don't recall having one :hee:

[Anaesthesia]

Would you order for me fist time at a restaurant and if so what?

Lol, no. You know what you like, dont you? Except if it was a place Id invited you to, I might recommend.

[Will.]

To speed the task up, there will only be 3 planks!

[Babayaro.]

Would you order for me fist time at a restaurant and if so what?

Why, of course Armani-Mae. Well seeing as I am not a mind reader, I would ask what sort of stuff you like. For example, say there's a cute cheese and bacon burger for £6.75 but there's like a big **** off daddy steak for £12.50. I wouldn't hesitate to get you that steak. The steak is yours.

:)

[Babayaro.]

Why am I too into this :worry:

[NorthNessie]

Would you order for me fist time at a restaurant and if so what?

I would let you order as much as you want and I'd pay, you look like you need to be fed anyway,

[Anaesthesia]

Darlings, I have to go to bed, mum says so. I really do love you all.

[Will.]

Armani please select the best answer!

[SuperV]

I would feed you a nice kfc dinner but eat it will ****ing each other

Hot and spicy....

[T*]

I would feed you a nice kfc dinner but eat it will ****ing each other

Hot and spicy....

...you really need to think before you type

[Babayaro.]

...you really need to think before you type

99% of the forum teas

[kirklancaster]

Would you order for me fist time at a restaurant and if so what?

The others are all googling Romantic Meals, but not me, because YOU would be my meal. I would FEAST my lovesick eyes upon you. Then DRINK in your beauty, and you would KNOW, that WHATEVER we had on the plates before us, our APPETITES would only be for EACH OTHER, and what was to follow that meal when we were in private.

[Anaesthesia]

The others are all googling Romantic Meals, but not me, because YOU would be my meal. I would FEAST my lovesick eyes upon you. Then DRINK in your beauty, and you would KNOW, that WHATEVER we had on the plates before us, our APPETITES would only be for EACH OTHER, and what was to follow that meal when we were in private.

Oh, SUPER vom. Please don't be at the Restaurant at the end of the Universe.

[T*]

The others are all googling Romantic Meals, but not me, because YOU would be my meal. I would FEAST my lovesick eyes upon you. Then DRINK in your beauty, and you would KNOW, that WHATEVER we had on the plates before us, our APPETITES would only be for EACH OTHER, and what was to follow that meal when we were in private.

poor Armani has to starve whilst you gobble all that up??

[Babayaro.]

Not Kirk suggesting cannibalism

[kirklancaster]

poor Armani has to starve whilst you gobble all that up??

But ARMANI gets too much to eat - that's why they call him GORGE-O ARMANI.

[T*]

But ARMANI gets too much to eat - that's why they call him GORGE-O ARMANI.

-gasps-

[kirklancaster]

Not Kirk suggesting cannibalism

:laugh: I love lighting a fire under DAT huge cooking pot. :hee:

[NorthNessie]

Darlings, I have to go to bed, mum says so. I really do love you all.

me too, I'll check the results later, good luck kirk, you got this

[kirklancaster]

me too, I'll check the results later, good luck kirk, you got this

Bye Ness my love. See you in your dreams. :laugh:

[T*]

me too, I'll check the results later, good luck kirk, you got this

Isn't it 4PM there?

[kirklancaster]

Oh, SUPER vom. Please don't be at the Restaurant at the end of the Universe.

:laugh:

[Babayaro.]

Where are Will and Daniel

[Will.]

Armani please chose the best answer!

[kirklancaster]

Where are Will and Daniel

I did see them disappear behind the bike shed with a copy of 'Gay News'.

[Will.]

I think we'll continue the task tomorrow!

[Babayaro.]

Welp

[Will.]

The task will continue tomorrow at 8PM!

[kirklancaster]

Night ALL then. :wavey:

[Will.]

Thank you all! See you tomorrow!

[Will.]

This thread is also the mansion thread, contestants can post in here 24/7 as they live in the mansion with all the other contestants!

[Will.]

The lake task as it stands:

Marc (Baba) and Felicity (Who Is She?) - plank 2
Melody (Ana) and Vince (SuperV)
Ivy (Kirk) and Ness(NorthNessie)
Lynn (armand.kay) and Roger (Shaun.)
Ezra (Jack.) and Max (LukeB.

[Shaun]

ok welp I'm a bit late (and apparently Asian)

what's up

[Will.]

ok welp I'm a bit late (and apparently Asian)

what's up

Tonight's task which will be continued tomorrow:

Each pair will be fighting to win immunity from day 3's elimination which will see a pair get the chop. There are a total of three planks on the lake, the bachelorette’s will ask the contestants a series of questions and whoever they think answered the best will move onto the next the next plank. The pair who make it across all three planks first, will win immunity from day 3’s elimination. Only 1 person from each pair should answer a question.

The pair will also be awarded with a romantic night with Nicole and Armani, Nicole and Armani will have to select which contestant from the pair they want to spend the night with.

http://users.triera.net/tari/photo/dark-lake.jpg

[Shaun]

Would you order for me fist time at a restaurant and if so what?

I'm not sure that I, Roger Daley, would order 'fist time' in a crowded restaurant because I prefer to keep that stuff in the back of a pick-up truck but just for you, I, Roger Daley, would first order you a kebab. Because sooner or later you're going to be skewered.

[Babayaro.]

Oh **** off Roger, with your charming ways :fist:

You're just too LATE

[Shaun]

At least I came up with a name you basic ass. "Ooh my character can be called Marc, that'll reel in the pussy"

[Babayaro.]

At least I came up with a name you basic ass. "Ooh my character can be called Marc, that'll reel in the pussy"

I didn't realise we were supposed to create characters

You child!

[Shaun]

You SWINE.

[Daniel-X]

TiBB crashed for me for ages, sorry guys I couldn't be here.

[T*]

ok welp I'm a bit late (and apparently Asian)

what's up



happens to all of us
late and asian

[Jamie89]

*exposes willy*

-jonathan sprints into thread-

:joker:

Wish I wasn't away for this, I loved this game last year it was hilarious

It really is the funniest game on TiBB! So much fun :laugh:

There are a total of three planks

Hmm, I counted 10... :whistle: (The bitching is infectious!!)

[kirklancaster]

I'm not sure that I, Roger Daley, would order 'fist time' in a crowded restaurant because I prefer to keep that stuff in the back of a pick-up truck but just for you, I, Roger Daley, would first order you a kebab. Because sooner or later you're going to be skewered.

:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::n ono::nono::nono:

No bitch - THAT tired old 'chat up' banter only works on cheap ho's called DONNA.

[kirklancaster]

Oh **** off Roger, with your charming ways :fist:

You're just too LATE

:laugh:

[kirklancaster]

At least I came up with a name you basic ass. "Ooh my character can be called Marc, that'll reel in the pussy"

:laugh: This game is brill.

[Jack.]

You told me this would start Friday not Thursday :fist:

[SuperV]

Sorry ana I won't be awake till 8:30 at the earliest win this for us!

[Will.]

Name: Jack. (Ezra, 25)
Location: Florida
https://s4.postimg.org/humdqgov1/Jack.jpg

I'm bubbly and caring but will do anything to win.

[Cal.]

Marc (Baba) and Felicity (Who Is She?) - plank 2

Omg sorry I forgot about this (kind of). Anyway me and Marc are legends thanks for getting to plank 2 Marc mwah x

[Cal.]

Who tf is Felicity lol

hmm rude.


Now when I asked that I wasn't anticipating 'i'd bring you to ISIS so we could both be blown up XD' :unsure:
So clearly it's between two:





Kirk- you have a magical way with words but at the same time I can't help feeling you're reaching a tad- it's not very me at all... (and also i'd like to keep a distance from the GoT universe since this darling doesn't want her titties gilloutened or some ****) whereas Marc's is short and sweet and it's so very ME- That would be an amazing night and some of my dreams would come true so it has to be Marc.




Correct choice Tom :clap1:

Marc and Felicity have moved onto plank 2

Hmm legends only.

Why, of course Armani-Mae. Well seeing as I am not a mind reader, I would ask what sort of stuff you like. For example, say there's a cute cheese and bacon burger for £6.75 but there's like a big **** off daddy steak for £12.50. I wouldn't hesitate to get you that steak. The steak is yours.

:)

Legend.

[Babayaro.]

:hee:

[Babayaro.]

Lmao sorry Cal, I had no idea what everyone's 'in game' names were lol

[Will.]

LIVE in 4 hours!

[Anaesthesia]

Sorry ana I won't be awake till 8:30 at the earliest win this for us!

Sure thing V :)

[Will.]

LIVE in 20 mins

[Will.]

Everyone should be here tonight apart from Ness and Vince

[T*]

My tea is on it's way so i may dip in and out

[Anaesthesia]

I'm here

[Will.]

That's fine

[Will.]

Welcome to day 2 of The Bachelorette!

Armani, please award the best answer from question 2!

Why, of course Armani-Mae. Well seeing as I am not a mind reader, I would ask what sort of stuff you like. For example, say there's a cute cheese and bacon burger for £6.75 but there's like a big **** off daddy steak for £12.50. I wouldn't hesitate to get you that steak. The steak is yours.

:)

I would let you order as much as you want and I'd pay, you look like you need to be fed anyway,

I would feed you a nice kfc dinner but eat it will ****ing each other

Hot and spicy....

Lol, no. You know what you like, dont you? Except if it was a place Id invited you to, I might recommend.

The others are all googling Romantic Meals, but not me, because YOU would be my meal. I would FEAST my lovesick eyes upon you. Then DRINK in your beauty, and you would KNOW, that WHATEVER we had on the plates before us, our APPETITES would only be for EACH OTHER, and what was to follow that meal when we were in private.

I'm not sure that I, Roger Daley, would order 'fist time' in a crowded restaurant because I prefer to keep that stuff in the back of a pick-up truck but just for you, I, Roger Daley, would first order you a kebab. Because sooner or later you're going to be skewered.

[Anaesthesia]

And mine, reply 344, although I wasn't sure how to play at the time :P

"Lol, no. You know what you like, dont you? Except if it was a place Id invited you to, I might recommend."

I'm feeling more romantic this evening.

[T*]

I'm here!u

[T*]

Daniel isn't online :worry:

[Anaesthesia]

Daniel isn't online :worry:

Sigh...fashionably late :)

[Will.]

And mine, reply 344, although I wasn't sure how to play at the time :P

"Lol, no. You know what you like, dont you? Except if it was a place Id invited you to, I might recommend."

I'm feeling more romantic this evening.

Added you answer in

[Anaesthesia]

Extra plank for those on time? :kiss:

[Will.]

If Armani (Daniel-X) fails to show up by 8:20PM then Nicole (Tom*) will have sole responsibility over the task!

[kirklancaster]

Ivy is late because Ivy has been clinging to a wall, with my knickers around my ankles, and it went on a bit, but Marsh has finished now and gone. :laugh:

[Anaesthesia]

Ivy is late because Ivy has been clinging to a wall, with my knickers around my ankles, and it went on a bit, but Marsh has finished now and gone. :laugh:

Penalties for being late AND having a shag, surely? :O

[kirklancaster]

If Armani (Daniel-X) fails to show up by 8:20PM then Nicole (Tom*) will have sole responsibility over the task!

Let's hope that the bitch's judgement is better than yesterday when she selected Marc over me - Silly cow.

[Will.]

Nicole, please take over and ask a question...

[kirklancaster]

Penalties for being late AND having a shag, surely? :O

I was just being kind to Marsh - he was only on day release and had to return to TIBB Towers Prison before 8.30. Can't send him back with a full bag, can we?

[Anaesthesia]

I was just being kind to Marsh - he was only on day release and had to return to TIBB Towers Prison before 8.30. Can't send him back with a full bag, can we?

Pfft. I'm sure you are well versed in the ways of erotic torture, let him suffer ;) And if he had to be back by 20.30, I'm sure you still had a full 10 mins!

[T*]

Should I not award the best answer for the round just gone so people haven;t written just for nothing

[Morgan.]

Should I not award the best answer for the round just gone so people haven;t written just for nothing

.

[Will.]

Should I not award the best answer for the round just gone so people haven;t written just for nothing

Ok, good idea!

[T*]

I'm awarding best answer to Shaun because his answer was hilarious and made sense- Kirks was good too but I think he misread the question :joker:

[T*]

Next question incoming...

[Will.]

The lake task as it stands:

Marc (Baba) and Felicity (Who Is She?) - plank 2
Lynn (armand.kay) and Roger (Shaun.) - plank 2
Melody (Ana) and Vince (SuperV)
Ivy (Kirk) and Ness(NorthNessie)
Ezra (Jack.) and Max (LukeB.)

[Babayaro.]

Will, do each pair take turn in answering? Because if so, then Cal can answer this time if he's online

[T*]

If you were to do something that upset me- how would you apologise?

[Will.]

Will, do each pair take turn in answering? Because if so, then Cal can answer this time if he's online

It's up to the pair, however, Cal is not online.

[Anaesthesia]

I'd be so upset if I upset you :( I would take you for a champagne picnic by a lake and arrange for cute puppies to run in with little bandannas, then promise never to be hurtful again. Until the next time I accidentally did it, and then it would be more picnic and puppies. Perhaps a talking parrot that swears too.

And then I would try really really hard not to do it again. Because there's only so many times you can apologise :kiss:

[SuperV]

I'm here!

[Babayaro.]

If you were to do something that upset me- how would you apologise?

I would simply say "Sorry, hun, I really am sorry. Can we just forget about this?" No bull****, no fancy crap. Just a simple apology.

[kirklancaster]

Seeing as how all the romantic answers have been lost on you, I would not do anything romantic to make up for upsetting you. I would IGNORE you until you stopped being so oversensitive, because HOW can the PERFECT man EVER do anything which would upset a lady?

[SuperV]

I would hold you hands, look into your eyes and tell you that your the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I never should've done what I did.

[kirklancaster]

I would simply say "Sorry, hun, I really am sorry. Can we just forget about this?" No bull****, no fancy crap. Just a simple apology.

A GREAT and good HONEST answer, but if you win again, I hope you fall over on those cheap 6" heel fake Jimmy Choo's as you're stepping onto that plank, and end up in the water with your cheap clip on weaves permanently water damaged.

[T*]

Giving you two more minutes and then going off the answers I have- i ain't waiting around

[T*]

Time up

[SuperV]

Wheres Ana!

[Babayaro.]

A GREAT and good HONEST answer, but if you win again, I hope you fall over on those cheap 6" heel fake Jimmy Choo's as you're stepping onto that plank, and end up in the water with your cheap clip on weaves permanently water damaged.

I've got a willy m8

[Will.]

Nicole, please award the best answer!

[Anaesthesia]

I'm here!

Hi lovely!

[Anaesthesia]

Wheres Ana!

Hey, I answered a page back ;)

[Will.]

Players will now have only 5 mins to reply, in order to speed the task up!

[T*]

Now now now, let's see what we have here...

Seeing as how all the romantic answers have been lost on you, I would not do anything romantic to make up for upsetting you. I would IGNORE you until you stopped being so oversensitive, because HOW can the PERFECT man EVER do anything which would upset a lady?

I am insulted by the self absorbed way you think romantic answers have been lost on me! There's being romantic, and there's being cringe! Less making me feel ill and less making me feel like i'm reading a 14 year old's fanfiction and you will succeed, Kirk! You can be romantic without being sickily sweet, and a fine example of this is:

I'd be so upset if I upset you :( I would take you for a champagne picnic by a lake and arrange for cute puppies to run in, then promise never to be hurtful again. Until the next time I accidentally did it, and then it would be more picnic and puppies. Perhaps a talking parrot that swears too.

And then I would try really really hard not to do it again. Because there's only so many times you can apologise :kiss:

Anaesthesia has shown a fine example of how to apologise to me- It seems casual yet personal and I love puppies and Parrots!

I would simply say "Sorry, hun, I really am sorry. Can we just forget about this?" No bull****, no fancy crap. Just a simple apology.
This is also a fine example and shows Marc cares....


But

Only one person can proceed a plank.

And that person is Anaesthesia

[Anaesthesia]

I didn't quote the question, hopefully my answer stands

[SuperV]

Yes good job Ana!

[kirklancaster]

I've got a willy m8

:laugh:Not in this game.

[Anaesthesia]

Oh my! I am so glad you love puppies and parrots <3

[T*]

Nicole, please award the best answer!

If you post this one more time when i'm writing a good response I'll smack you one http://www.abload.de/img/himb6ser.gif

[Babayaro.]

Bye the parrots need deleted!!!

[Babayaro.]

Not Kirk getting absolutely ruined though :omgno:

[Will.]

The lake task as it stands:

Marc (Baba) and Felicity (Who Is She?) - plank 2
Lynn (armand.kay) and Roger (Shaun.) - plank 2
Melody (Ana) and Vince (SuperV) - plank 2
Ivy (Kirk) and Ness(NorthNessie)
Ezra (Jack.) and Max (LukeB.)

[T*]

How would you make me feel calm and relaxed after a stressful day?

[Marsh.]

Ivy is late because Ivy has been clinging to a wall, with my knickers around my ankles, and it went on a bit, but Marsh has finished now and gone. :laugh:

I was just being kind to Marsh - he was only on day release and had to return to TIBB Towers Prison before 8.30. Can't send him back with a full bag, can we?

Pfft. I'm sure you are well versed in the ways of erotic torture, let him suffer ;) And if he had to be back by 20.30, I'm sure you still had a full 10 mins!

:joker::joker::joker:

[Babayaro.]

How would you make me feel calm and relaxed after a stressful day?

Firstly, I would ask how your day went and then I would ask if you would like to order in some Chinese, possibly Indian. Anything, you can decide. We'd watch an episode of BB, whilst tucking into our hard earned treats, all at the same time whilst slating whatever Bear-like cock monkey is making an arse of theirself on our screen. After this, we would have a cheeky vodka and fanta fruit twist or two, before binge watching Scream Queens. All because you are my queen :)

[Babayaro.]

A mess

[Will.]

Time is up! You've had 5 minutes! Which means Marc. has been awarded the best answer!

[Will.]

The lake task as it stands:

Marc (Baba) and Felicity (Who Is She?) - plank 3
Lynn (armand.kay) and Roger (Shaun.) - plank 2
Melody (Ana) and Vince (SuperV) - plank 2
Ivy (Kirk) and Ness(NorthNessie)
Ezra (Jack.) and Max (LukeB.)

[Anaesthesia]

How would you make me feel calm and relaxed after a stressful day?

Sweet thing, I'm sorry you had such a horrible day. Let me ply you with alcohol and give you a full body massage. Then I will order your favourite takeaway, sit with you while you watch a movie I hate, and even laugh in all the right places.

By then you will be happier, and then Ill make you ecstatic.

[Will.]

Nicole, please ask the next question!

[Babayaro.]

:smug:

[Anaesthesia]

Damn you Marc.

[T*]

There's nothing better than a good cup of tea. What should we have with our cuppas?

[Anaesthesia]

There's nothing better than a good cup of tea. What should we have with our cuppas?

First thing in the morning we'll have a bacon sarnie with our tea. A little bit later we'll have some cake. And when we get home from work we'll have a little sauciness with it.

[Cal.]

Wait haven't Marc and Felicity won?

[Babayaro.]

There's nothing better than a good cup of tea. What should we have with our cuppas?

Mikado biscuits tbh. I mean, any kind of biscuit would do the trick. But if you want something cool and out of the ordinary, then 'ello matey, Mikado called. He wants you to dunk ha!

[Morgan.]

Wait haven't Marc and Felicity won?

They have to get off the plank.

[Will.]

Wait haven't Marc and Felicity won?

Have to get off of plank 3 and onto land to win!

[Anaesthesia]

Wait haven't Marc and Felicity won?

Still on the planks, no? We need to get off :)

[Babayaro.]

Wait haven't Marc and Felicity won?

We need to get off plank 3 I think

[Babayaro.]

Welp I think Cal may understand now lol

[Will.]

Time is up! It's been 5 minutes!

Tom, please award the best answer!

[T*]

Y'all better answer TBH :fist:

[Babayaro.]

Mess is it not coffee you dunk stuff into :facepalm:

[Anaesthesia]

Mess is it not coffee you dunk stuff into :facepalm:

Oh god no. Only thing you dunk in coffee is gingernuts.

[Morgan.]

Mess is it not coffee you dunk stuff into :facepalm:

I dunk into tea, that's what Rich Tea biscuits are for!

[T*]

Wait haven't Marc and Felicity won?



Think it's 3 planks and then if you get an best answer after that you've crossed it

[T*]

First thing in the morning we'll have a bacon sarnie with our tea. A little bit later we'll have some cake. And when we get home from work we'll have a little sauciness with it.
Very nice... But I think some sauce is a bit too sudden now :worry:



Mikado biscuits tbh. I mean, any kind of biscuit would do the trick. But if you want something cool and out of the ordinary, then 'ello matey, Mikado called. He wants you to dunk ha!
Mikados are the European version of Pocky and Pocky is my favourite thing ever :lovedup:


But I can only choose one


It's Marc because his taste in biccies makes me want to give him the lickies x

[Will.]

Marc and Felicity, you have won the task and therefore are immune from day 3's elimination!

[Will.]

The lake task results:

Marc (Baba) and Felicity (Who Is She?) - Land
Lynn (armand.kay) and Roger (Shaun.) - plank 2
Melody (Ana) and Vince (SuperV) - plank 2
Ivy (Kirk) and Ness(NorthNessie)
Ezra (Jack.) and Max (LukeB.)

[Babayaro.]

*dances a jig*

[Anaesthesia]

Very nice... But I think some sauce is a bit too sudden now :worry:




Mikados are the European version of Pocky and Pocky is my favourite thing ever :lovedup:


But I can only choose one


It's Marc because his taste in biccies makes me want to give him the lickies x

I'm so sorry I startled you. You're so damn gorgeous I got a bit above myself.

[kirklancaster]

Am I playing this game completely wrongly? Last year everyone was piss taking and hurling the most vicious insults at each other.

OK - as Marc says (clever boy who I have adopted :hee:) I have been RUINED.

I will now be a saintly figure in the hope of NOT being evicted first. :bawling:

[Will.]

Nicole, please chose who you want to spend the night with!

Marc or Felicity?

[T*]

Am I playing this game completely wrongly? Last year everyone was piss taking and hurling the most vicious insults at each other.

OK - as Marc says (clever boy who I have adopted :hee:) I have been RUINED.

I will now be a saintly figure in the hope of NOT being evicted first. :bawling:

Stop being cringe and you won't be evicted :joker::joker:

[Anaesthesia]

Am I playing this game completely wrongly? Last year everyone was piss taking and hurling the most vicious insults at each other.

OK - as Marc says (clever boy who I have adopted :hee:) I have been RUINED.

I will now be a saintly figure in the hope of NOT being evicted first. :bawling:

I still have no damn idea how to play on TiBB...in the actual game show, you just say things to win your lover's heart...appeal to your beloved

[T*]

Nicole, please chose who you want to spend the night with!

Marc or Felicity?

He gave the task his all so now I want to see his balls X
It's Marc!

[Will.]

He gave the task his all so now I want to see his balls X
It's Marc!

Thanks, Nicole!

[kirklancaster]

Stop being cringe and you won't be evicted :joker::joker:

"Ever so 'umble Mr Copperfield, ever so contrite I am" :hee:

[Anaesthesia]

He gave the task his all so now I want to see his balls X
It's Marc!

Awww, take pix hun! We all want to see how his balls compare with Lewis's.

[Will.]

Tonights task at 10PM

Poem Of Truth, Armani and Nicole will write a poem which expresses their feelings and what they want from life. The non immune pairs will have to analyse the poems carefully to see what Daniel and Tom really mean. The pair who correctly identify what Tom and Daniel want will win immunity from the day 3 elimination.

One person should answer. Post your answers on the thread.

[Anaesthesia]

Vince, are you about? I can do this one if youre not, I'm not around tomorrow.

[Babayaro.]

Am I playing this game completely wrongly? Last year everyone was piss taking and hurling the most vicious insults at each other.

OK - as Marc says (clever boy who I have adopted :hee:) I have been RUINED.

I will now be a saintly figure in the hope of NOT being evicted first. :bawling:

:joker: poor you!!

[Cal.]

Marc and Felicity, you have won the task and therefore are immune from day 3's elimination!

OMG!

Well done Marc! :clap1:

Why was I not allowed to answer btw?

[Morgan.]

OMG!

Well done Marc! :clap1:

Why was I not allowed to answer btw?

Only one member from each pair could answer in each question.

[Will.]

OMG!

Well done Marc! :clap1:

Why was I not allowed to answer btw?

You we're allowed to answer! Just only 1 person from each pair should have answered, It didn't have to be the same person for each question x

[Babayaro.]

Thanks Cal! Before we started tonight I asked if you wanted to answer the questions but I don't think you were online at the time :laugh:

[Jamie89]

Am I playing this game completely wrongly? Last year everyone was piss taking and hurling the most vicious insults at each other.

OK - as Marc says (clever boy who I have adopted :hee:) I have been RUINED.

I will now be a saintly figure in the hope of NOT being evicted first. :bawling:

It's ok Kirk you can sneak out at night and bunk up with me in the viewers cabin, there'll be lots of dunking, but no tea there :wink: (Which funnily enough, is 'tea'.)

[Anaesthesia]

Are we going again at 10 or can we go to sleep (And ofc dream of our bachelorettes)

[Will.]

Are we going again at 10 or can we go to sleep (And ofc dream of our bachelorettes)

We are LIVE at 10 for tonights task.

[Anaesthesia]

We are LIVE at 10 for tonights task.

Sweet.

[Cal.]

OMG I'm so sorry Marc :omgno:

I thought you were only allowed to answer them.

[Will.]

Welcome back to The Bachelorette!

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[Will.]

It's time for The Poem Of Love

[armand.kay]

Parched