TiBB's The Bachelorette Season 2 Game Thread

[Anaesthesia]

Bring it, I'm so excited.

[Will.]

Here is Nicole's Poem! One person from each pair must correctly guess what Nicole really wants, post in the thread, not through PM.

I'm the H.B.I.C, don't you see?
Wherever there's hot girls and guys, you'll see me
And now I'm in the batchelorette,
Now I'm on a TV set
Trawling through the cast to see what I can get
Decisions Decisions, Who do I want?
In this crazy place who is the most avant?
Cocks, Pussies, Bussies- and some Balls
Kings and Queens, the winner takes it all.

[Will.]

Players have till 10:20PM to post their thoughts and ideas!

[Anaesthesia]

Here is Nicole's Poem! One person from each pair must correctly guess what Nicole really wants, post in the thread, not through PM.

I'm the H.B.I.C, don't you see?
Wherever there's hot girls and guys, you'll see me
And now I'm in the batchelorette,
Now I'm on a TV set
Trawling through the cast to see what I can get
Decisions Decisions, Who do I want?
In this crazy place who is the most avant?
Cocks, Pussies, Bussies- and some Balls
Kings and Queens, the winner takes it all.

Nicole, I see that you are looking for love, but you are not a traditional kind of person. I have fallen for you already, you put yourself right out there. I may not have balls physically, but you bet your sweet ass I have more balls than most of the guys around here.

Kings and Queens, let's play some cards together. I'm sure your cards will tell you, we will have some amazing adventures together.

You do the bungee first.

[Will.]

Thank you, Melody!

3 pairs still need to post!

[T*]

I didn't write a poem for 3 pairs to ignore... This won't do!

[LukeB]

Here is Nicole's Poem! One person from each pair must correctly guess what Nicole really wants, post in the thread, not through PM.

I'm the H.B.I.C, don't you see?
Wherever there's hot girls and guys, you'll see me
And now I'm in the batchelorette,
Now I'm on a TV set
Trawling through the cast to see what I can get
Decisions Decisions, Who do I want?
In this crazy place who is the most avant?
Cocks, Pussies, Bussies- and some Balls
Kings and Queens, the winner takes it all.

Lovely Poem Nicole :love:

[Will.]

There's going to be some serious consequences if players keep ignoring the game!

[Marsh.]

Just evict Luke for lateness.

[Anaesthesia]

I didn't write a poem for 3 pairs to ignore... This won't do!

Your poem is awesome, and cryptic, and I wish I could write like that!

(That's me as Ana and not Melody)

[LukeB]

Just evict Luke for lateness.

Shut up

[Marsh.]

Shut up

mAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HIM! :fist:

[LukeB]

make an example out of him! :fist:

leave you little ****

[Anaesthesia]

Just evict Luke for lateness.

Marsh, get back in your box and stop preventing Kirk from reaching the keyboard. You should be satisfied already.

[Will.]

Since Melody was the only pair to participate in the task, they have automatically won immunity from day 3's elimination.

[Anaesthesia]

Woohoo!

[Anaesthesia]

My answer was great anyhow :P

[Marsh.]

Marsh, get back in your box and stop preventing Kirk from reaching the keyboard. You should be satisfied already.

One can NEVER have enough of Kirk.

[Will.]

Melody and Vince have also won a dinner date with Nicole!

However, Nicole, you can only select one from the pair to go on a dinner date with.

Who will it be? Melody or Vince?

[T*]

She's like a song on replay... I'm choosing Melody!

[T*]

(Luke just complementing my poem instead of doing the thing he was supposed to make me giggle though lmao)

[Will.]

Melody has won a dinner date with Nicole!

[T*]

Here is Nicole's Poem! One person from each pair must correctly guess what Nicole really wants, post in the thread, not through PM.



I'm the H.B.I.C, don't you see?

Wherever there's hot girls and guys, you'll see me

And now I'm in the batchelorette,

Now I'm on a TV set

Trawling through the cast to see what I can get

Decisions Decisions, Who do I want?

In this crazy place who is the most avant?

Cocks, Pussies, Bussies- and some Balls

Kings and Queens, the winner takes it all.



Read t'first letter of each line

[Anaesthesia]

Melody and Vince have also won a dinner date with Nicole!

However, Nicole, you can only select one from the pair to go on a dinner date with.

Who will it be? Melody or Vince?

Ummm....if the date is tomorrow night, please choose Vince? He's a little bit Australian, but so nice really. I am unfortunately out with all of my ex- inlaws. We'll be starting with some skydiving, progressing on to some surfing and by then hopefully half of them will be dead, so dinner will be cheaper.

[Anaesthesia]

Read t'first letter of each line

Ah ****. I can grow one, otherwise dildos work just fine for me?

[T*]

Ummm....if the date is tomorrow night, please choose Vince? He's a little bit Australian, but so nice really. I am unfortunately out with all of my ex- inlaws. We'll be starting with some skydiving, progressing on to some surfing and then hopefully half of them will be dead, so dinner will be cheaper.



I chose you :nono:

[Anaesthesia]

I chose you :nono:

Oh geez. Hot, and decisive. Any chance of playing any earlier, I really am out tomorrow :)

[armand.kay]

Welp chick I was eating I didn't know the task was so urgent

[Daniel-X]

what is happening with this game? Proper reminders need to be set TBH.

[Will.]

what is happening with this game? Proper reminders need to be set TBH.

You were sent a PM earlier today, informing you on todays task.

[T*]

what is happening with this game? Proper reminders need to be set TBH.

The time was confirmed last night and we both got PMed details about tonight... Not much more he can do tbh

[Anaesthesia]

Don't worry, latecomers. I have used your wasted time to get to know Nicole some more. You snooze, you lose :kiss:

You don't turn up late for a date.

[Will.]

The game will be live tomorrow at 9PM!

ProfessorSmooth is helping out!

[Anaesthesia]

The game will be live tomorrow at 9PM!

ProfessorSmooth is helping out!

Thankee all, but I really wont be able to be here tomorrow :( I have an assignment for a restaurant review.

What can I do? I am loving Nicole, can we postpone our date? The waiting will only make my feelings stronger.

[Will.]

Thankee all, but I really wont be able to be here tomorrow :( I have an assignment for a restaurant review.

What can I do? I am loving Nicole, can we postpone our date? The waiting will only make my feelings stronger.

Should be fine as long as Vince is here!

[Anaesthesia]

Should be fine as long as Vince is here!

Oy Vince, poking you. I did what I promised, now you have to come in and put out tomoz xx

[Anaesthesia]

Goodnight lovely mansion ppl xx

[SuperV]

Don't worry, I'll be here!

[Ammi]

Thankee all, but I really wont be able to be here tomorrow :( I have an assignment for a restaurant review.

What can I do? I am loving Nicole, can we postpone our date? The waiting will only make my feelings stronger.

Should be fine as long as Vince is here!

Oy Vince, poking you. I did what I promised, now you have to come in and put out tomoz xx

Don't worry, I'll be here!




.....tag team wooing and dating, eh..:laugh:...well done both of you on your date opportunity..:love:...dust off that little black dress, Vince and woo your socks off...

[Will.]

Live in under 6 hours!

[Anaesthesia]

This will be the only night I am not here, and I really would love to wine and dine Nicole...is there any way I can? I know lovely SuperV is my partner, but Nicole did say she wanted to date me....and I, her.

[Will.]

This will be the only night I am not here, and I really would love to wine and dine Nicole...is there any way I can? I know lovely SuperV is my partner, but Nicole did say she wanted to date me....and I, her.

Your date with Nicole took place last night.

[Anaesthesia]

No it didn't. Even you said it should be OK as long as Vince is here...I won the date last night, but I surely didn't get to have it...

[Anaesthesia]

Oh geez. Hot, and decisive. Any chance of playing any earlier, I really am out tomorrow :)


See?

[Will.]

You're date can take place early tonight, 7PM?

[Anaesthesia]

Could it be 6.30? That is ofc if my lovely agrees.

[Will.]

Could it be 6.30? That is ofc if my lovely agrees.

Yes, of course!

[Anaesthesia]

Yes, of course!

Thank you. Nicole / Tom*....can I take you out for an early one? Where are we going? :)

[Anaesthesia]

I'm so sorry, I have to go to work.

[T*]

Sorry Anaesthesia- I thought everything was happening at 9Pm and I was too busy to see :sad:

[Will.]

Big announcement at 9PM

[Will.]

The game is changing

[Morgan.]

The game is changing

:cheer2:

[Morgan.]

LIVE in ONE HOUR!

[Babayaro.]

The game is changing

I love Rylan Clark-Neal pre-BB17

[Will.]

LIVE in 20 mins

[Will.]

Welcome to The Bachelorette day 3! Tonight:

A shock announcement!
A quick, fiery task!
And a twisted double elimination!

It's all come up on The Bachelorette!

[Will.]

Time for tonights shock announcement!

[Morgan.]

Here.

[SuperV]

Good morning everyone!

[Will.]

Due to lack of dedication and commitment, Armani (Daniel-X), will no longer be one of the bachelorette's!

Tom will continue his journey to find love solo!

[Morgan.]

Due to lack of dedication and commitment, Armani (Daniel-X), will no longer be one of the bachelorette's!

Tom will continue his journey to find love, solo!

:0

[T*]

Due to lack of dedication and commitment, Armani (Daniel-X), will no longer be one of the bachelorette's!

Tom will continue his journey to find love solo!

Sorry to see ye go Daniel

I will continue to look for love http://25.media.tumblr.com/a38b4c6dbf3eafa8f96664c733fd9371/tumblr_mwspqdnb4Q1rrdng8o1_400.gif

[SuperV]

Nooo! I was starting to fall in love with her!?!!

Oh well I need to win back Nicoles heart now.

[Will.]

LukeB (Max)
KirkLancaster (Ivy)
Lynn Spirit (armand.kay)
Jack. (Ezra_
Shaun. (Roger)

SHOULD ALL BE HERE TONIGHT!

I now hand over to ProfessorSmooth!

[Morgan.]

Over the past two days, the pairs have been fighting over all important immunity. Melody and Vince joined Marc and Felicity last night in becoming immune, and won't be voted off first by this years Bachelorette Nicole.

Tonight, we will see the final three pairs fight for one more chance of immunity and at the end of the show - one pair will be eliminated.

[Morgan.]

So, I think it's time to introduce the final immunity challenge; Let's Take a Break. Here is what it's all about ...

Sometimes, marriages don't work out. Obviously, you won't be hoping for an unfortunate outcome with either Nicole or Armani so let's learn from the best. Can you match up the celebrities to the people they have divorced?

For each round, I will name a celebrity or a partner, and you'll be given a pool of names. Just match them up. The first pair to answer each question get a point. The pair with the most points at the end win immunity from the first Rose Ceremony. Here we go ...

[Morgan.]

1 - Britney Spears
Singer

Jason Alexander | Jim Carrey | Nicholas Cage | Kenny Chesney | Dennis Hopper

[Shaun]

Hi hi hi sorry I haven't posted at all the wifi in this hotel is rubbish and i've been working til like 8 most days lol

Or as Roger puts it - been playing the field a little bit but now I'm ready to settle down. In a Jacuzzi. Nude.

[Shaun]

Jason Alexander idk

[LukeB]

Dennis Hopper lol

[Babayaro.]

When's my date with Nicole!!!

[Morgan.]

The answer was Jason Alexander. The point goes to Lynn and Roger.

Leaderboard;
Ivy and Ness - 0
Lynn and Roger - 1
Ezra and Max - 0

[T*]

can ye put peoples usernames next to their game names in brackets please :love:

[Morgan.]

can ye put peoples usernames next to their game names in brackets please :love:

Yeah.

[Morgan.]

2 - Lauren Holly
Actress

Jim Carrey | Nicholas Cage | Kenny Chesney | Dennis Hopper

[LukeB]

Nicholas Cage?

[SuperV]

Jim Carrey

(If I win can I chose a team to be immune! cause I want to play)

[Morgan.]

Jim Carrey

(If I win can I chose a team to be immune!)

You're not playing tonight, it's the ones still without immunity. :)

[Morgan.]

Nicholas Cage?

INCORRECT.

[Shaun]

Jim Carrey?

[Morgan.]

The answer was Jim Carrey. The point goes to Lynn and Roger.

Leaderboard;
Lynn and Roger (Shaun and Armand) - 2
Ivy and Ness (Kirk and NorthNessie) - 0
Ezra and Max (Jack and LukeB) - 0

[Morgan.]

3 - Lisa Marie Presley
Singer, Daughter of Elvis

Nicholas Cage | Kenny Chesney | Dennis Hopper

[T*]

Jim Carrey

(If I win can I chose a team to be immune! cause I want to play)

no

[Shaun]

Nic cage? Idk ah/

[LukeB]

Kenny Chesney

[Morgan.]

The answer was Nicholas Cage. The point goes to Lynn and Roger.

Leaderboard;
Lynn and Roger (Shaun and Armand) - 3
Ivy and Ness (Kirk and NorthNessie) - 0
Ezra and Max (Jack and LukeB) - 0

[Shaun]

Lynn is nailing this

[Morgan.]

Match the former couples up. TWO POINTS AVAILABLE.
4 - Renee Zellweger
Actress
5 - Michelle Phillips
Singer

Kenny Chesney | Dennis Hopper

[Shaun]

Renee & Kenny
Dennis & Michelle?

[Morgan.]

The answer was Kenny Chesney with Renee, and Dennis Hopper with Michelle. The points go to Lynn and Roger.

Leaderboard;
Lynn and Roger (Shaun and Armand) - 5
Ivy and Ness (Kirk and NorthNessie) - 0
Ezra and Max (Jack and LukeB) - 0

Congratulations Lynn (Armand) and Roger (Shaun) . You have earned immunity and will therefore be safe from the first Rose Ceremony. Ivy and Ness, Ezra and Max - you have failed and are at risk of going home.

[Shaun]

Slay!

[Morgan.]

Nicole. As you know, Ivy and Ness (Kirk and NorthNessie) face Ezra and Max (Jack and Luke) in the Rose Ceremony. Will you please announce which PAIR you are GIVING A ROSE and which PAIR you are ELIMINATING?

You have until 21:35 to make your decision.

[T*]

Congratulations Lynn and Roger! -hands golden rose or something-

[Will.]

However...

[SuperV]

Oh....

[Will.]

In a surprising twist, Nicole can can eliminate 1 person from each pair!

[T*]

Does it have to be 1 person from each

[SuperV]

And the leftover two are joined together?

[Morgan.]

Does it have to be 1 person from each

No.

[Morgan.]

And the leftover two are joined together?

We'll have to wait and see ...

[Will.]

The Rose ceremony has started!
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015117/rs_1024x759-151207102248-1024.the-bachelor-roses.ch.120715.jpg

[LukeB]

Does it have to be 1 person from each

you can eliminate me if you want.

[SuperV]

We'll have to wait and see ...

I knew it! You sneaky bugger :grin2::grin2:

[Babayaro.]

you can eliminate me if you want.

What was the point in playing?

[T*]

Kirk and NorthNessie
Jack and Luke
I am now going to make my decision.

[T*]

KIRK
https://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/shutterstock_127513112.jpg?quality=88&strip=all&w=640
You get a rose. Congratulations! You showed charm this week but just remember the less cheese the better!

[T*]

JACK
I haven't seen you once... No rose for you. Pack your bags and leave the house. Thank you for playing (ish)- you just weren't my type x

[T*]

Luke or NorthNessie... Who is it going to be?

[T*]

LUKE...
You didn't show up at first but since you've been back for a little bit you've shown potential since you DID try in this task. None of that 'I don't have the effort do this' and more slaying those tasks!
https://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/shutterstock_127513112.jpg?quality=88&strip=all&w=640

This unfortunately does mean NorthNessie, You do not get a rose since I haven't seen you since launch </3 Sorry baby!

[Morgan.]

Congratulations Ivy (Kirk) and Max (Luke), you will be staying in the game.

Ezra (Jack) and Ness (NorthNessie) - you have unfortunately been eliminated. It's been great seeing you play but unfortunately it wasn't your time. Goodbye.

Also, the Pair Twist has come to an end ... For now.

I will get back to you shortly.

[Will.]

Ezra (Jack.) you have been eliminated, please leave!

Ness (NorthNessie) you have been eliminated! Thank you for playing!

[T*]

That concludes the Rose Ceremony.

[SuperV]

Sorry North Nessie! See you at the reunion.

[Morgan.]

Tonight, it's not the winner that has the power, but the ones that could have gone home. Ivy (Kirk) and Max (Luke), you have an important decision to make that will not only change your status in the game, but the whole mansions.

When the first overnight challenge is set later, only six of you will play. Ivy, Max - for surviving tonight's Rose Ceremony ...

[Morgan.]

You must each choose one contestant to skip the next challenge and head straight to Day 5. That means two contestants have a ticket to the final 7. Please make your decision now - in the thread. You cannot choose yourselves.

You have 5 minutes.

[Babayaro.]

I don't even think Kirk is online

[T*]

what going on

[Morgan.]

what going on

Kirk and Luke must give two contestants a free pass to Day 5 (Monday). If they fail to post by 21:55, you will decide.

[SuperV]

I'm loving these twists!

[Morgan.]

Ivy and Max (Kirk and Luke), you have failed to name the contestants you want to save therefore Nicole (Tom) will choose instead.

Nicole, please name the two contestants you want to fast forward to Day 5.

[LukeB]

:omgno: i thought tom evicting people was it
can i decide now

[Morgan.]

I'm loving these twists!

:)

[Morgan.]

:omgno: i thought tom evicting people was it
can i decide now

Yes.

[T*]

Ivy and Max (Kirk and Luke), you have failed to name the contestants you want to save therefore Nicole (Tom) will choose instead.

Nicole, please name the two contestants you want to fast forward to Day 5.

Shaun and Marc seem to be absolutely slaying the tasks so I guess them!

[LukeB]

Yes.

Shaun and Babayaro.

[Will.]

Max (LukeB.) and Nicole (Tom*) can make the decision, select 1 each!

[Morgan.]

OOPS.

[LukeB]

oops Marc then

[T*]

We picked the same people

[Morgan.]

Shaun and Marc, you have been chosen by Nicole and Max (Luke) to receive immunity. Congratulations. The rest of you have to prove yourselves once more.

The next challenge is called 'Gift of Survival'. You all have until 7PM tomorrow to send me a private message.

The message should contain;
A MINIMUM of 5 gifts, and a MAXIMUM of 10 gifts that you want to give to Nicole.

Nicole will then be sent these gifts, however she'll be unaware of who sent them in the first place. She will rank each gift from 1 - 6, and it'll mean some of you will face the second Rose Ceremony.

That is all for now, good luck choosing your gifts. I'll see you again tomorrow at the same time!

[Morgan.]

Goodnight.

Good luck for the task too, I can't wait to see your entries.

[T*]

It's only 10PM!

[Morgan.]

It's only 10PM!

I know.

[Will.]

Marc (Babayaro.) and Roger (Shaun) are immune from tomorrows rose ceremony!

[Babayaro.]

Shaun and Marc seem to be absolutely slaying the tasks so I guess them!

Shaun and Babayaro.
Our impact!

Thank you both :love:

[Morgan.]

The next challenge is called 'Gift of Survival'. You all have until 7PM tomorrow to send me a private message.

The message should contain;
A MINIMUM of 5 gifts, and a MAXIMUM of 10 gifts that you want to give to Nicole.

Nicole will then be sent these gifts, however she'll be unaware of who sent them in the first place. She will rank each gift from 1 - 6, and it'll mean some of you will face the second Rose Ceremony.

[Will.]

Remember to send the PM to ProfessorSmooth!

[Babayaro.]

Night, Prof. Smooth :thumbs:

[Morgan.]

Night, Prof. Smooth :thumbs:

Night, and thanks so much for coming!

[T*]

Night Prof!

[Morgan.]

Night Prof!

You've been amazing tonight!

[T*]

You've been amazing tonight!

Thanks :love: You too!

[SuperV]

Well that was fun. How long does this game go for?

[Will.]

Well that was fun. How long does this game go for?

The game will conclude on Sunday 28th August!

[Jamie89]

It's all come up on The Bachelorette!

Lucky ha!

[Babayaro.]

Lucky ha!

:joker:

[SuperV]

What time will I be here tonight/tomorrow?

[Morgan.]

What time will I be here tonight/tomorrow?

9PM please.

[Morgan.]

4 GIFTS STILL NEED TO BE GIVEN. Also, a reminder that Marc and Shaun are immune from this task.

[kirklancaster]

KIRK
https://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/shutterstock_127513112.jpg?quality=88&strip=all&w=640
You get a rose. Congratulations! You showed charm this week but just remember the less cheese the better!

:laugh: I don't know what came over me Nicole, I must have thought that I was making a Chilli Con Queso. I'm sorry, and Thank You for the beautiful Rose.

[kirklancaster]

It's ok Kirk you can sneak out at night and bunk up with me in the viewers cabin, there'll be lots of dunking, but no tea there :wink: (Which funnily enough, is 'tea'.)

:laugh: I was AWOL last night but I am back now - badly hung over but raring to go.

ps I really enjoyed last night Jamie - Thank you. :hee:

[Morgan.]

We are LIVE at 9PM.

3 GIFTS STILL NEED TO BE GIVEN. Also, a reminder that Marc and Shaun are immune from this task.

[Morgan.]

20 MINUTES for ENTRIES.

[Babayaro.]

Am I needed at all tonight?

[Morgan.]

Am I needed at all tonight?

There will be another Rose Ceremony, that is all.

[Morgan.]

TASK OVER.

Nicole (Tom) will be informed of the gifts sent shortly.

Consequences will be given to those that have not sent in their gift on time.

[Morgan.]

Nicole has received her gifts!

[Anaesthesia]

I hope she loves them :)

[Morgan.]

I hope she loves them :)

Join me at 9PM and find out!

[Anaesthesia]

Join me at 9PM and find out!

:laugh: I'll be here.

[Morgan.]

Welcome back to the bachelorette. For just under 24 hours, the contestants have been deciding which gifts they'd like to send to Nicole, who has ranked them.

[Morgan.]

I can reveal that each placement Nicole has given will be attached to a prize or forfeit. The higher the ranking the better the prize. Let's reveal the first gift.

[T*]

omg look guys armani-mae is walking past the mansion
https://j.gifs.com/vWBPpJ.gif

[Morgan.]

1. A new puppy
http://www.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/How-is-it-so-fluffy.jpg

2. Diamond Encrusted Platinum Phone
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/28/article-2708965-20142E0400000578-724_634x310.jpg

(I have ran out of money from here)

3. One of my grandmothers famous pies
http://previews.123rf.com/images/lisafx/lisafx1410/lisafx141000011/32918733-Sweet-retro-grandmother-holding-a-beautiful-homemade-cherry-pie--Stock-Photo.jpg

4. Roses for my rose
https://www.colourbox.com/preview/2902198-a-womans-hand-is-holding-a-bouquet-of-flowers-isolated-on-white-background.jpg

5. Sexy Lingerie
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0777/2825/products/Hopeless_Lingerie_Black_Lace_Set_Front_Square_larg e.jpg?v=1452895756



This gift was sent by ... Vince (SuperV).

Nicole decided to rank this gift 2nd place - meaning Vince will win a Dinner Date with Nicole. You will both be added to a restaurant Social Group shortly where you can date.

[Anaesthesia]

omg look guys armani-mae is walking past the mansion
https://j.gifs.com/vWBPpJ.gif

:laugh:

[Morgan.]

1. Tickets for the gig / concert of her choice
2. A micro-pig (check out google images, awwwww!)
3. A weekend in Paris by the banks of the Seine
4. A magic lamp containing 3 wishes
5. Champagne breakfast in a hot air balloon flight at sunrise
6.A star named after her
7. Tickets to the Celebrity BB After party
8. A spa pampering session
9. A horseback riding evening along the beach at sunset

Hope she likes them!

This gift was sent by ... Melody (Anaesthesia)

Nicole decided to rank this gift 3rd Place - meaning Melody will get NOTHING. Sorry Melody, it's just not your day.

[Anaesthesia]

This gift was sent by ... Vince (SuperV).

Nicole decided to rank this gift 2nd place - meaning Vince will win a Dinner Date with Nicole. You will both be added to a restaurant Social Group shortly where you can date.


Nicely done Super V!

[Morgan.]

1) First of all, delivered as a surprise by a special courier, a beautiful bouquet of a dozen red roses.

But INSIDE the bouquet, will be a real 9ct gold-foil wrapped package containing ALL the following items:

2) A stunning and elegant, personalised iPhone Princess Plus mobile phone, which is exclusively designed by Peter Aloisson, has 180 cut diamonds and 138 cut princess Rubies, and at $176,400, is THE most expensive mobile phone in the world.

3) An exclusive Dubai Royale Credit Card in HER name.

4) And a card printed with the telephone number of a Signora Limousines - one of London's top Chauffeured limousine services - with a message asking her to call them to arrange when she has the time available, when her and a friend of her choice, can be collected to be driven around any city of her choice to go on a shopping spree, to buy anything she desires for her and her friend , using the Credit Card. Even if Nicole elects to go to Paris, Milan or Beverly Hills - Signora have been instructed to make all necessary travel and other arrangements.

5) A sealed envelope, containing an handwritten letter from myself, begging Nicole to telephone me when she is back from her shopping spree so that we can spend an uninterrupted intimate night in, sitting in our comfortable 'slum wear', and sharing a takeaway and a bottle of wine, while Nicole tells me all about her spree, and shows me what she bought.

I do not believe that ANY man knows a woman better than she knows herself, and so it is better, in my opinion, to gift Nicole the means to make her own choices, once she has been surprised by the Bouquet and Gift Package in the first instance.

I also believe that Nicole will not only get a lot of pleasure from having her best girl friend for company when going shopping, but also derive even greater pleasure from being able to buy her friend anything she wants.

These are my 6 gifts to Nicole - the girl of my dreams.

This gift was sent by ... Ivy (Kirk).

Nicole decided to rank this gift 1st place - meaning Ivy will win an Overnight Stay with Nicole. You will both be added to a Social Group where you can enjoy a romantic night shortly.

[Anaesthesia]

Oh Kirk....you millionaire, you! :laugh:

[Morgan.]

Iphone6s
Perfume tickets
Flights to Japan
Starbucks giftcard
Teddybear
Chocolate.

This gift was sent by ... Max (Luke).

Nicole decided to rank this gift 4th place meaning Max will get a ticket to the Rose Ceremony. Good luck, and commiserations for not meeting Nicole's needs enough to be saved.

[T*]

Who were the bastards so cheap they wouldn't get me anything

[Morgan.]

Seeing as Felicity (Cal) and Lynne (Armand) did not send a gift to Nicole - they will automatically face the Rose Ceremony alongside Max (Luke).

But I think Nicole will be pleased with her gifts, with months of fun to be had!

[T*]

Wjen do you want the rose ceremony? <3

[Morgan.]

[CENTER]The Rose ceremony has started!
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015117/rs_1024x759-151207102248-1024.the-bachelor-roses.ch.120715.jpg

[Morgan.]

Wjen do you want the rose ceremony? <3

If now is good?

[Morgan.]

Nicole, when you are ready - please announce which two contestants will be getting a Rose and who will be eliminated. You can choose from Felicity (Cal), Lynne (Armand) and Max (Luke).

You have 15 minutes to make your decision. (21:33)

[T*]

My first rose goes to...
https://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/shutterstock_127513112.jpg?quality=88&strip=all&w=640
LUKE
You completed the task well, a little more detail would've been better but you still tried and your suggestions were amazing!

[LukeB]

My first rose goes to...
https://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/shutterstock_127513112.jpg?quality=88&strip=all&w=640
LUKE
You completed the task well, a little more detail would've been better but you still tried and your suggestions were amazing!


http://static.tumblr.com/388f01df1b14f30ea0b876ee3e29a138/wlhbk8r/Bjknb5rmw/tumblr_static_ak6rz8qs0xs0go00oo80ww400.gif

[kirklancaster]

Who were the bastards so cheap they wouldn't get me anything

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Thank you for selecting me - at last. I am looking forward to my prize beautiful Nicole.

[Morgan.]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Thank you for selecting me - at last. I am looking forward to my prize beautiful Nicole.

You should have as Social Group invitation :love:

[T*]

My second rose goes to...
Both of you have been WAY too inactive whilst being active on the rest of the forum but I can only eliminate one of you.

This person is...
Felicity (Cal)
Only because you didn't say you loved me in the 'Aw you're all so lovely<3' thread and if you don't love the batchelorette then I'M HURT http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7227493.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Gemma_Collins2.jpg

[Morgan.]

Apologies Felicity (Cal), you have not been awarded a rose and so have been eliminated 3rd. Please come to the Aftershow on a Friday evening, and good luck finding love. Congratulations Armand, your quest continues!

[Morgan.]

That concluded this show, and my final episode hosting this season. I will be back for the Aftershow on Friday, and the finale, but for now it's goodnight.

Have a good night with SuperV and Kirk, Nicole!

[LukeB]

Sorry I hope this doesn't sound rude or anything because I'm actually confused, I thought Will was hosting this :laugh: or are you taking it in turns etc?

[T*]

You've been amazing Prof :love:

[Anaesthesia]

Thanks Prof, you've been great!

Nicole,I am glad you liked my gifts and hope you have a wonderful time with SuperV and Kirk...but not too amazing mind you, I'm worth the anticipation ;)

[Will.]

Sorry I hope this doesn't sound rude or anything because I'm actually confused, I thought Will was hosting this :laugh: or are you taking it in turns etc?

Professor is hosting whilst I'm away! I'm back tomorrow!

[Morgan.]

Sorry I hope this doesn't sound rude or anything because I'm actually confused, I thought Will was hosting this :laugh: or are you taking it in turns etc?

Will is doing Day 1, 2 and the rest.

I am doing Day 3, 4 and the Aftershow. He came to me earlier on in the process for the Aftershow and after inputting ideas, he allowed me to host a few shows.

[Will.]

We will be LIVE at 10PM for a SHOCK ARRIVAL!

But first the dates need to take place in the social groups!

[Morgan.]

You've been amazing Prof :love:

Thank you, same back! Can't wait to follow the rest of the season.

I go to my moms house on Wednesday - so the Aftershow can be a bit later. It's my dad who doesn't like late nights, my moms up til like 4 so yeah :joker:

[LukeB]

oh now I get it :laugh: you're doing a good job professorSmooth <3

[Morgan.]

oh now I get it :laugh: you're doing a good job professorSmooth <3

Thank you :love: Everyone playing is amazing too! See you all at the Aftershow too!

[Morgan.]

The Dinner Date will end just before the shock arrival at 10PM. The Overnight Stay will end at 1PM tomorrow.

[kirklancaster]

That concluded this show, and my final episode hosting this season. I will be back for the Aftershow on Friday, and the finale, but for now it's goodnight.

Have a good night with SuperV and Kirk, Nicole!


Thank you Professor Smooth - It has been great to have had contact with you again, and you have been a sensational host.

I love both Nicole AND SuperV, so it will be some night.

[Morgan.]

Thank you Professor Smooth - It has been great to have had contact with you again, and you have been a sensational host.

I love both Nicole AND SuperV, so it will be some night.

Thanks Kirk, great to see you again too!

[Babayaro.]

I BEG YOUR PARDON @ my date with Nicole (Tom ) being ignored :inamood:

[Anaesthesia]

I BEG YOUR PARDON @ my date with Nicole (Tom ) being ignored :inamood:

Yeah, I want to know if you kissed!

[Babayaro.]

Yeah, I want to know if you kissed!

Well we didn't, because the date never happened :sad:

[Anaesthesia]

Well we didn't, because the date never happened :sob:

Oh sweetheart no! Neither did mine from Friday :(

[T*]

The Dinner Date will end just before the shock arrival at 10PM. The Overnight Stay will end at 1PM tomorrow.

Would it be alright if I have a bit more time because i'm busy for a little bit <3

[Babayaro.]

Oh sweetheart no! Neither did mine from Friday :(

Lets stage a protest!

[Will.]

Would it be alright if I have a bit more time because i'm busy for a little bit <3

10:30PM x?

[Morgan.]

Would it be alright if I have a bit more time because i'm busy for a little bit <3

Yeah, SuperV hasn't turned up yet so I'll keep it open until 10:30 in case he arrives late.

[Anaesthesia]

Lets stage a protest!

Let's go and turf Kirk out of the fantasy suite!

[T*]

there's enough holes for all of you

[kirklancaster]

Lets stage a protest!

:laugh: I hear a song coming on Marc:.... "I predict a riot..." :hee:

[kirklancaster]

there's enough holes for all of you

:laugh: A Nicole destruction night.

[Anaesthesia]

:laugh: A Nicole destruction night.

I'm game if y'all are :P

[kirklancaster]

Let's go and turf Kirk out of the fantasy suite!

:laugh: Come and join me instead.

[Babayaro.]

Let's go and turf Kirk out of the fantasy suite!

:clap1:

[SuperV]

I'm here babe!

[Will.]

It's time to reveal who's entering!

[Will.]

But first...

[Will.]

It's time for a pool party! Nicole (Tom*), please reveal which 4 contestants you want to join you in the pool party!

[T*]

let me take a selfie

[T*]

oh

[T*]

Kirk, Marc, Luke, and Anesthesia please!

[Babayaro.]

Bye im watching Skins rn


But I have my speedos at the ready!

[Anaesthesia]

That's going to be one awesome party :D When will it be....school night..... ;)

[Will.]

Kirk, Marc, Luke, and Anesthesia please!

Ivy (kirklancaster), Marc (Babayaro.), Max (LukeB) and Melody (Anaesthesia), you are all taking part in the pool party!

The pool party will conclude with roses tomorrow, so you all need to try your best.

Social group invitations will be handed out!

[Babayaro.]

So those who aren't invited are immune??

[T*]

You gotta believe in me
This isn't normal, not at all
It's just like we don't try
We just fit, you and I
We are supernatural
http://i.imgur.com/GW4YDfO.gif

[Will.]

All contestants who are not attending the pool party will face tomorrows rose ceremony!

[Will.]

Time for tonights shock arrival!

[Will.]

It's...

Marsh!

[Anaesthesia]

I hate intruders :sob:

[kirklancaster]

Kirk, Marc, Luke, and Anesthesia please!

Thank you Nicole. I hope I make a real splash with you and I'm not attempting to crawl around you my beautiful butterfly, but I promise not to attempt a breast stroke . :evilgrin:

[Will.]

Marsh is immune from tomorrows rose ceremony!

[Anaesthesia]

Kirk, Marc, Luke, and Anesthesia please!

Shaken or stirred hun? And would you like it on the rocks?

[kirklancaster]

It's...

Marsh!

YEAH!!!!! :dance::dance::dance: :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2: "Go tell it on the mountain.... I LOVE Marshy so"

[Babayaro.]

So it's a double elimination then?

One from pool party and one from those who weren't invited

[Shaun]

That's fair, Marsh is used to the odd tiny prick in his hands.

[T*]

That's fair, Marsh is used to the odd tiny prick in his hands.

http://i.imgur.com/LGnaHHz.gif

[kirklancaster]

Shaken or stirred hun? And would you like it on the rocks?

:laugh: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase; 'Pain in the ass'. :hee:

[Shaun]

(Sorry I'm still sort of inactive btw - I was asked go stay on another day for work - I'm in London btw!!! - but I'll be home tomorrow night)

(Roger Daley voice: something something I've got a hard on something idk)

[kirklancaster]

That's fair, Marsh is used to the odd tiny prick in his hands.

:laugh: All those long nights spent two in a cell in Tibby Towers with Johnnyuk123. :hee:

[Babayaro.]

What do we do in the pool party? :)

[Anaesthesia]

Get friendly, holding hands, down in the sand?

[Babayaro.]

How long does it last

[Marsh.]

That's fair, Marsh is used to the odd tiny prick in his hands.

:oh:

[Anaesthesia]

What's happening tonight, sweet Will? :love:

[Will.]

What's happening tonight, sweet Will? :love:

First we will have the results from the pool party! Then a task for those facing the rose ceremony. :love:

[Will.]

Name and age: Marsh. (Margaret, 69)
Location: Pennsylvania
http://engageasyouage.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bachelor-contestant.jpg

[Babayaro.]

Finally. Someone age appropriate for Kirk


:hee:

[Anaesthesia]

Finally. Someone age appropriate for Kirk


:hee:

:joker:

[Will.]

LIVE in 10 mins!

[Will.]

LIVE in 5 mins!

[T*]

`here

[Will.]

Welcome to day 5 of The Bachelorette!