EastEnders (in Worthing wearing Stacey's coat with a new face going to R&R's funeral)

[Will.]

Linda leaves Christmas Eve/Day apparently. Kellie Bright isn't credited after those episodes.

Yeah so I can't see her mum dying then, or perhaps she's going to run her pub?

[Will.]

OMG I forgot that Aunt Babe's leaving, what if it's her?

Claudette returns as the grim reaper and shoves Babe into one of the washing machines in the closed laundrette?

[Will.]

Oh apparently Aunt Babe isn't leaving until early next year, although I guess it could be her because I suspect the funeral wouldn't take place until 2017, wasn't there like a 4 week gap in between Paul dying and his funeral?

[Will.]

If it was Linda's mum then it wouldn't exactly be shocking, plus she's not been announced to leave?

[Marsh.]

Of course they haven't been announced to leave otherwise it wouldn't be a "shock". :oh:

[Marsh.]

Here for Stacey's brood causing her to collapse from stress. :smug:

[Will.]

Of course they haven't been announced to leave otherwise it wouldn't be a "shock". :oh:

Pretty sure Fatboy's death was described as "shock" when it was already announced he was leaving. :oh:

[Ashley.]

I doubt they're going to kill anyone, they're just going to make it look like they've died then come Boxing Day they've miraculously survived. It'll be between Phil and Lee.

[Will.]

Can someone die for a week?

[Denver]

Oh apparently Aunt Babe isn't leaving until early next year, although I guess it could be her because I suspect the funeral wouldn't take place until 2017, wasn't there like a 4 week gap in between Paul dying and his funeral?

Difference was Paul was murdered so his body was not released straight away

[Ross.]

I've got a good feeling about the Christmas eps

The show is arguably in its best place since the anniversary and I think we'll get a better episode than the past two years mess

[Gstar]

Can someone die for a week?

Denise died for a few weeks before

[Gstar]

I miss the days when Denise was a protagonist and had massive storylines

[Marsh.]

I miss the days when Denise was a protagonist and had massive storylines

I'm hoping she takes centre stage again once she's given birth.

[Will.]

Denise died for a few weeks before

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Upcoming exit for Jay? :clap1:

[Will.]

Martin is so pathetic.

[Ashley.]

"Johnny seems to have a lot of odd jobs for you today. Funny that :wink:"
"No it ain't, he's short staffed"

:laugh2:

[Will.]

What was that drink Aunt Babe was handing out.

[Ashley.]

What was that drink Aunt Babe was handing out.

Eggnog

[Will.]

Eggnog

Oh, is it nice?

[Ashley.]

Oh, is it nice?

Not sure, I wasn't on the show

[Will.]

Not sure, I wasn't on the show

I meant in real life!

[Daniel-X]

The show is just

https://oba-wifmtpphmjvvgffvmg.netdna-ssl.com/contentFiles/system/pictures/2016/3/300352/cropped/britney-meme.png

at the moment anyway.

[Firewire]

It isn't

Who's next?

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Wizard.]

OMG I forgot that Aunt Babe's leaving, what if it's her?

Claudette returns as the grim reaper and shoves Babe into one of the washing machines in the closed laundrette?

:joker::joker: Abi Branning to walk in half way through, act shocked like she is about to ring the police, but then puts £2.50 in and put her on a 60 degree boil wash for 90 minutes?

[Denver]

Denise died for a few weeks before

Kathy died for 10 years

[Ross.]

Honestly screaming at Linda starting the song by accident all the time

[Ross.]

I need it to happen every episode

[Ross.]

Also Marsh serves peeping tom Denny

Please confirm someone

[Daniel-X]

It isn't

Who's next?

It is.

Who's next?

[Will.]

Also Marsh serves peeping tom Denny

Please confirm someone

Confirmed.

[Ashley.]

Also Marsh serves peeping tom Denny

Please confirm someone

I knew someone would point this out, I would've pointed it out myself but I thought it to be too rude x

[Ashley.]

I did laugh at "He's a Peeping Tom!" though, Bex aged about 80 years for a second there

[Marsh.]

Also Marsh serves peeping tom Denny

Please confirm someone

Confirmed.

I knew someone would point this out, I would've pointed it out myself but I thought it to be too rude x

:eek:

[Gstar]

Honestly screaming at Linda starting the song by accident all the time

lmao me too

[LukeB]

Ben feeling sorry for himself yet again :idc:

[Will.]

Phil is a gay icon

[LukeB]

Mick's bulge :creep:

[Will.]

I want Lee and Kush to best me up

[LukeB]

Ashley gif Donna coming out the curtain.

[Will.]

Kush looks hot as the from reaper.

[Will.]

Mess at the audience, serving BB crowd.

[Natalie.]

Mick's bulge :creep:

https://media.giphy.com/media/26tn1BvhAxxj5v80E/giphy.gif

[Marsh.]

A mess at Kim's quick Strictly exit.

[Marsh.]

"Don't you blame my Kushy! DUI Donna!"

[Ashley.]

I chuckled at DUI. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Ok, I am enjoying Eastenders but it's 2 days before Christmas now.

If we don't have some huge drama during Christmas week with some genuine surprises then I might have to join the anti-EE brigade. Sorry Ross and Jono. :worry:

[T*]

oh this is where you're all hiding

[T*]

come watch xmasvision :fist:

[Marsh.]

Ney lad

[Ashley.]

We've been located

http://i.imgur.com/YaG1PQn.gif

[Ross.]

Ok, I am enjoying Eastenders but it's 2 days before Christmas now.

If we don't have some huge drama during Christmas week with some genuine surprises then I might have to join the anti-EE brigade. Sorry Ross and Jono. :worry:

A big moment is coming your wig will be on the floor

[Marsh.]

A big moment is coming your wig will be on the floor

:amazed: Omg, I'm here for it.

[Ashley.]

Marsh when his wig is still intact on the 26th?

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7992300.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/EASTENDERS.jpg

[Marsh.]

:laugh2:

[Will.]

Ok, I am enjoying Eastenders but it's 2 days before Christmas now.

If we don't have some huge drama during Christmas week with some genuine surprises then I might have to join the anti-EE brigade. Sorry Ross and Jono. :worry:

oop

[Marsh.]

Will can you make a psychic prediction for EE please?

[Ashley.]

Can he not

[T*]

can u go here http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=311049

[Ross.]

Leave the premises please

[Will.]

Okay

New Year is going to be brilliant, Ronnie and Roxy's exit is going to bizarre and surreaal. The show will take a very interesting path in 2017 and it will grow up and become more modern. The second half of next year is going to explosive.

Lots of new characters in spring.

[Will.]

Christmas will be another snooze.

[Ross.]

Christmas will be another snooze.

https://media.giphy.com/media/26tn1BvhAxxj5v80E/giphy.gif

[LukeB]

I want to see Mick Carter naked for christmas.

[Will.]

I want to see Mick Carter naked for christmas.

That wish might come true.

[reece(:]

Mess at how staged this is

https://www.facebook.com/eastenders/videos/10154893281994939/

[Marsh.]

Emma Barton's atrocious acting exposed?

[Moviefan]

Christmas will be another snooze.

I didn't like last year, however I was sober-ish at the time

I don't think it be a great one but it be better then the last one

Hopefulliy they don't leave all the action on boxing day!

[Marsh.]

DS just ruined tonight's surprise! :mad:

[Daniel-X]

is all this about Michelle true or?

[Daniel-X]

Ugh that scene between Louise and Phil :sad:

[Will.]

DS just ruined tonight's surprise! :mad:

Ooop I haven't seen it.

[Will.]

Phil and Louise have been amazing. <3

[Marsh.]

is all this about Michelle true or?

Apparently so...

http://imgur.com/7oonIwb.jpg

[Marsh.]

Oop that's huge.

[Will.]

I'm watching on delay by 2 mins

[Will.]

Perched for finding out what it is

[reece(:]

As long as her fitty son returns

[Will.]

How kind of you all putting it in spoilers <3

[Will.]

Death at the random bopping in the play

[Will.]

This is creepy

[Ross.]

I told you a big moment was coming Marsh!

[Will.]

This better be good

[Will.]

Mess I think I'm actually watching in a 10 min delay

[Will.]

Nothing happened. :suspect:

[Ross.]

We're not talking about tonight's ep

[Ross.]

I'm kinda mad this leaked though

[Will.]

Oh okay, just seen it

[Will.]

https://cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w1200/www.radiotimes.com/uploads/images/original/126235.jpg

[Marsh.]

I told you a big moment was coming Marsh!

How did you know?

You're actually SOC?

[Ross.]

How dare you accuse me of axing Pam and Les

[Ross.]

I'm perched as ****

Poor Linda is getting her best friend snatched though

[Marsh.]

I already hate her. Doesn't even attend all of her family's funerals but returns now.

[Will.]

Were any of you watching when she was on the show?

[Marsh.]

Is she permanent?

[Cal.]

I SCREAMED at Abi jumping at the opportunity to sew up the crotch of Mick's trousers.

Luke?

[Ashley.]

To be honest I wouldn't want to spend my last Christmas with Sharon Watts either

[Marsh.]

I'm starting to suspect all of the rumours around Ronnie and Roxy's exits has been on purpose to throw us off the scent that Phil will actually die. Thus they've brought Michelle back as Sharon will need a couple more links around her.

[Marsh.]

Were any of you watching when she was on the show?

No I was a baby but I've watched the show for about 15 years so know all about her.

[Will.]

We've not seen much of Ronnie and Roxy this week.

[Ross.]

And you all said that it was getting boring :smug:

[Marsh.]

We've not seen much of Ronnie and Roxy this week.

The last 12 months teas

[Marsh.]

And you all said that it was getting boring :smug:

Ross will eat his words when Michelle is selling fruit next week.

[Ashley.]

Ross will eat his words when Michelle is selling fruit next week.

Not the spoiler!

[Ross.]

Ross will eat his words when Michelle is selling fruit next week.

:joker:

[Ashley.]

It's sad that Roxy, Linda, Kim & Donna are the only exciting/happy characters. Even Carmel's getting boring. :hmph:

[Ross.]

I'm going to miss Linda

[Marsh.]

It's sad that Roxy, Linda, Kim & Donna are the only exciting/happy characters. Even Carmel's getting boring. :hmph:

U leave my Carmel-y alone!!! DUI Ashley!!!!

[Ashley.]

Honestly these past few weeks have made me realise how great Linda was before DTC began slapping her in the face with miserable storylines

[Lostie!]

Apparently so...

http://imgur.com/7oonIwb.jpg

Nawt Deborah Gilder :love:

(and that woman from the Game Station who got shot by a Dalek)

[Ross.]

You need to fill in an application form to post in here

[Marsh.]

Here for Lostie's Michelle Fowlers set :love:

[Ashley.]

So are we spoilering Michelle's return or not

[Lostie!]

You need to fill in an application form to post in here

The Westworld thread would never be this judgemental (cheeky promo hehe)

[Brother Leon]

The Westworld thread would never be this judgemental (cheeky promo hehe)

I've watched the first four episodes. I'm so hooked.

[Ross.]

So are we spoilering Michelle's return or not

We were but as usual Marsh has spoiled it for those who didn't want to know!

[Ashley.]

Lostie better not be starting a Westworld discussion in our thread http://i.imgur.com/JfUiy3S.png

[Marsh.]

Excuse me it's not my fault:oh:

[Marsh.]

Pardon me for getting a bit excited at the first bit of interest the shows given us since Kathy got pissed with ha cafe sign.

[reece(:]

Not NuMichelle being in a show with David Wicks

http://res.cloudinary.com/uktv/image/upload/v1474887160/uxl69kqripnhh2vyhhkk.png

[Lostie!]

I've watched the first four episodes. I'm so hooked.

:clap1: I was addicted.

Lostie better not be starting a Westworld discussion in our thread http://i.imgur.com/JfUiy3S.png

http://i.imgur.com/xBW1oJD.gif

(I'm Saira and Westworld is the flowers)

Not NuMichelle being in a show with David Wicks

http://res.cloudinary.com/uktv/image/upload/v1474887160/uxl69kqripnhh2vyhhkk.png

Born and Bred :clap1:

[Ashley.]

Pardon me for getting a bit excited at the first bit of interest the shows given us since Kathy got pissed with ha cafe sign.

Not short-term memory loss

http://i.imgur.com/xwQNNK8.gif

[Marsh.]

Not short-term memory loss

http://i.imgur.com/xwQNNK8.gif

Omfg :laugh2:

[Ashley.]

I can't decide whether I like the incidental music. :think: I like it sometimes, such as today during Patrick's monologue, but there's times in which I just don't think it fits.

[Marsh.]

Not here for Pam and Les being axed so they could afford the poxy special effects for the Christmas play.

[Deirdre]

Need Louise and Becca to be a couple.. doubt EE would go down that route though

[Marsh.]

Has Phil actually won Ben round with an envelope of cash? :umm2:

What a sad indicator of their relationship. :(

[Marsh.]

I didn't realise the East End was so full of open green fields @the roof scene.

[Marsh.]

A mess at Stacey acting in the Christmas play being more like Stacey than Stacey being Stacey.

[Ross.]

I can't at the thought of Michelle and Max returning in the next two days

Sean O'Connor is redeemed?

[Marsh.]

I can't at the thought of Michelle and Max returning in the next two days

Sean O'Connor is redeemed?

Max is no replacement for Pam and Les.

[Ross.]

when someone new posts in this thread

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/16/51/640x440/gallery-1482537132-soaps-eastenders-jane-ian-max-1.jpg

[Firewire]

Michelle?

[Ross.]

I promised something big would happen and I delivered

[Firewire]

Well I for one am shook

[Ross.]

it's going to be amazing don't listen to Marsh

[Marsh.]

Jane to take centre stage in 2017. :love:

[reece(:]

I can't at the thought of Michelle and Max returning in the next two days

Sean O'Connor is redeemed?

Then Ron and Rox leaving a few days after

Re-cancelled

[Ross.]

oop forgot about Ronnie and Roxy

[Ross.]

remember when they said they'd have a dramatic leaving storyline

[Marsh.]

remember when they said they'd have a dramatic leaving storyline

Never mind dramatic, a storyline, ANY storyline at all would do. :(

[reece(:]

Coked up Rox is going to fall into the lake isn't she?

[Marsh.]

Not Roxy snorting up so much coke she snorts up Ronnie's wedding train and drags the dress into the lake.

[Rob!]

Not Roxy snorting up so much coke she snorts up Ronnie's wedding train and drags the dress into the lake.

:joker:

[Rob!]

So hi and wtf at the return. The last few months of DTC's reign rendered completely pointless much

[Marsh.]

I'm really expecting Max's "revenge" to not be anything tbh.

He'll be hugging Ian and planning the Easter panto at the community service together by February.

He'll also contribute to Jane's miraculous recovery by giving her one.

[reece(:]

He'll be hugging Ian and planning the Easter panto at the community service together by February.


:joker:

[Marsh.]

So I don't need to bother watching eastenders anymore.

Quite saddened at this decision

I love when DS get really serious.

[Marsh.]

She is a little bit posh looking for Michelle.

[reece(:]

She serves a Diane Butcher recast

[Marsh.]

I will scream if she has a posh accent.

[Natalie.]

A shame that it has been leaked

[Ashley.]

A mess at Stacey acting in the Christmas play being more like Stacey than Stacey being Stacey.

:joker:

[LukeB]

It's going to be weird watching Eastenders today.

[Ross.]

Me when Marsh says Michelle isn't needed

http://i.imgur.com/BNR8nWz.gif

[Ashley.]

To be honest I'm against anything that gives Sharon more screentime

[Will.]

Well this is weird watching EE on Saturday.

[LukeB]

Not Heather.

[Natalie.]

Heather :clap2:
The best Christmas song :clap2:

[Will.]

Screaming at Heather

[Will.]

I am dead at dot having a bop to george michael

[LukeB]

Poor Dot </3

[Denver]

What a nice touch

[LukeB]

Who is that?

[Brother Leon]

Who the **** is this?

[Daniel-X]

OMG MICHELLE FOWLER IS BACk

[Daniel-X]

Dot :sad:

[Brother Leon]

Max to come back and boost Dot's Christmas :worship:

[Ashley.]

Am I watching the same thing as everyone else

Where's Heather

[LukeB]

Ashley, you need to gif Dot bopping and throwing away food

[Ashley.]

When did that even happen am I hallucinating this episode

[Ashley.]

Oh I'm 10 minutes behind

[Daniel-X]

Oh my god my heart is in TATTERS with Dorothy

[LukeB]

When did that even happen am I hallucinating this episode

no:laugh:

[LukeB]

Why have they re-casted Michelle :umm2:

[Cal.]

So excited for Mark Jr her sexy return

[Firewire]

Why have they re-casted Michelle :umm2:

Because Sue Tully said she would never return

[Ross.]

Why is no one commenting on the real news

Stacey's Facebook status

[Firewire]

I screamed so much

Was it Max that was stalking her?

[Firewire]

Also I'm lolling that DTC can't take credit for bringing Michelle back

I guess he didn't want to do it without Sue but Sean just did it anyway lmao

[Firewire]

Also I would listen to DJ Hev if she was on the radio :clap1:

[Ashley.]

"No go away" :laugh2:

[Ross.]

Also I'm lolling that DTC can't take credit for bringing Michelle back

I guess he didn't want to do it without Sue but Sean just did it anyway lmao

Perched for Pam's new face

[Ashley.]

Why is no one commenting on the real news

Stacey's Facebook status

Mess at her thinking people have spare turkeys lying around

[Ross.]

Sharon and Michelle's reunion was amazing I can't

[Ashley.]

Sharon and Michelle's reunion was amazing I can't

Didn't Sharon visit her like five months ago

[Firewire]

Yes tbh

[Firewire]

I'm quite excited for NuMichelle

[Firewire]

Poor Linda being axed as Sharon's best friend merely minutes after leaving for Spain

[Ross.]

Didn't Sharon visit her like five months ago

I meant their reunion on the square obviously you silly cow!

[Ashley.]

I'm Dot getting drunk off of wine and stealing a cat let's be honest

[Firewire]

I've kind of gone off Sharon

[Ross.]

812782092539068421

:love:

[Denver]

I wish Heather could come back

[Marsh.]

Omg our Hev :bawling:

[Cal.]

VILE Ben robbed us of our gorgeous Hev :(

[Marsh.]

I'm Peggy's headstone

[Firewire]

I will never forgive Bryan Kirkwood for what he did

Heather's death still remains utterly pointless. It had no impact or lasting effect. Why bother?

Soap deaths are vastly overrated

[Marsh.]

Ronnie and Roxy will go down in history as stupid pointless deaths.

[Marsh.]

They'll become characters that future EPs will say they wish they could bring back.

[Firewire]

Their deaths won't mean anything, just like Peggy's didn't mean anything. Such a terrible story decision if it goes ahead.

Lucy's was the last death that actually meant something to the Square and to the people who live in it

[Will.]

Their deaths won't mean anything, just like Peggy's didn't mean anything. Such a terrible story decision if it goes ahead.

Lucy's was the last death that actually meant something to the Square and to the people who live in it

This tea :clap1:

[Firewire]

Paul's meant nothing and Charlie's meant nothing

Paul wasn't there long enough and now Pam and Les are gone so there's now no lasting effect and Charlie had been away from the Square and now Kat is gone so again there's no lasting effect

They didn't mean anything

Ronnie and Roxy's deaths probably won't mean anything either because they're both going and Jack isn't a likeable enough character for the audience to feel sorry for

[Rob!]

I will always mourn for Paul

[Cal.]

Paul's meant nothing and Charlie's meant nothing

Paul wasn't there long enough and now Pam and Les are gone so there's now no lasting effect and Charlie had been away from the Square and now Kat is gone so again there's no lasting effect

They didn't mean anything

Ronnie and Roxy's deaths probably won't mean anything either because they're both going and Jack isn't a likeable enough character for the audience to feel sorry for

The general audience will feel for Jack for sure.

[Wizard.]

I'm still mourning Janine Butcher's departure :( living legend.

[Firewire]

2013 Christmas :love:

[Will.]

Something good better happen tonight.

[Firewire]

Max

[Daniel-X]

I thought Xmas was going to be really **** this year but last nights episode was brill so I have my hopes up.

[Denver]

They need to recast Sharon tbh

[Firewire]

No they don't

[Denver]

Need a wench who can act

[Firewire]

Yes let's call women wenches eh

[Daniel-X]

They need to recast Sharon tbh

Lol as if, Sharon is literally ICONIC because of what Letitia makes her.

[Firewire]

Lol as if, Sharon is literally ICONIC because of what Letitia makes her.

Tea

[Ashley.]

Ronnie and Roxy will go down in history as stupid pointless deaths.

They'll become characters that future EPs will say they wish they could bring back.

Their deaths won't mean anything, just like Peggy's didn't mean anything. Such a terrible story decision if it goes ahead.

Lucy's was the last death that actually meant something to the Square and to the people who live in it

Paul's meant nothing and Charlie's meant nothing

Paul wasn't there long enough and now Pam and Les are gone so there's now no lasting effect and Charlie had been away from the Square and now Kat is gone so again there's no lasting effect

They didn't mean anything

Ronnie and Roxy's deaths probably won't mean anything either because they're both going and Jack isn't a likeable enough character for the audience to feel sorry for

They need to recast Sharon tbh

No they don't

Need a wench who can act

Yes let's call women wenches eh

http://67.media.tumblr.com/08934dd06518fb1d052a3123c3983341/tumblr_mxk0j7JPLR1qd8zg3o2_250.gif

[Ashley.]

I've forced Andrew to watch this with me... Slowly but surely he'll become one of us x

[LukeB]

Max better not be the doof doof

[Firewire]

Screaming at Kathy

[Daniel-X]

Ummmm @ Kathy shading my gorgeous roast beef dinner

[Firewire]

I'm Stacey shutting Sonia

[Daniel-X]

Kathy's Traditional Christmas is kind of the best storyline of all time.

[Ashley.]

The parsnips. :(

[Firewire]

Max is back for Stacey then

[Daniel-X]

Ugh will they please stop upsetting me with these Dot scenes :sad:

[Firewire]

Kathy's Traditional Christmas is kind of the best storyline of all time.

Not you dragging the show for being boring last week

Kathy's Xmas is better than big drama

[Natalie.]

Dot :(

[Firewire]

Who's the cute van driver?

[LukeB]

Phil :omgno:

[Wizard.]

Not the whole family not noticing that Phil's dead.

Kathy is so hilarious drunk I love it!

[Daniel-X]

Mess @ Max behaving like Santa Claus with the turkey and crackers.

Well at least I presume it's Max.

[LukeB]

Phil :omgno:

Never mind.

[Daniel-X]

Idk why Sharon is upset I'd be ****ing thrilled that Ben was spending Christmas with me.

[Daniel-X]

I am OBSESSED with Pearl, she is legit the cutest baby ever.

[Wizard.]

another liver? that's 2 in a week, so unrealistic.

[LukeB]

Screaming "ethal don't go licking yourself infront of the queen"

[Wizard.]

imagine if Max did this as revenge and Phil gets to the hospital and there's no liver :joker:

[LukeB]

Phil better get that liver this time.

[Daniel-X]

I don't think he'll get a liver now :sad:

[LukeB]

Mick looks cute in that jumper

[Wizard.]

here for Derrick and Patrick's interracial relationship tbh

[Gstar]

If the vic had an aux lead I will give them a Christmas playlist they'll never forget

[Ashley.]

Well I'm bored

[Gstar]

I'd rather starve than eat anything cooked by babe

[LukeB]

He got the liver :amazed: please survive :worry:

[Gstar]

Omg is Derek gay

[Daniel-X]

Oh so it's deffo Max who left the crackers then