**Celebrity Big Brother (03/01/17), Launch Night Discussion Thread, 9PM on C5**

[Firewire]

Tosstin

No one asked what you were doing

[Ross.]

Omg ew is Austin actually one of the all stars

[Black Dagger]

Go join my Austin fanclub

No thanks. He's woeful.

[MB.]

Go join my Austin fanclub

I'd rather join the SS xo

[RichardG]

imagine if frenchy was sat in jasmine's seat and tiffany sat in james' :sad:

[Ross.]

This is Jason's fault

[Wizard.]

Austin attacked Speidi in the press! Edit ha out

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I wish they hadn't done a twist yet :rolleyes:

[Firewire]

I hope Austin falls down the stairs on the way in

[Ant.]

I dont think theyll be arsed about Speidi... it has been four years, after all

[Oaker]

I'm pretty sure the all stars are going to go straight into the other house so they can't be edited out

[Lostie!]

Who hates them

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g1hav4sp1qma2qx.gif

[Glenn-C]

Rylan's surprise entrance?

[EspeonBB]

I'm pretty sure the all stars are going to go straight into the other house so they can't be edited out

Yeah I think it's only the new stars that can be edited out

[Firewire]

Who will Austin cling to?

Lowkey here for Ray J's gay era

[Ross.]

I'm pretty sure the all stars are going to go straight into the other house so they can't be edited out

Justice for Nicola not getting to walk down the stairs

[Ant.]

I hope Austin falls down the stairs on the way in

A Kelly maloney tea

[Jason.]

This is Jason's fault

He's better than the Pratts so here for it

[Shaun]

I'd rather join the SS xo

is it bad my first thought was "but the Scissor Sisters are on hiatus :("?

[T*]

**** off ed sheerdan

[Ross.]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g1hav4sp1qma2qx.gif

:joker:

[MB.]

Rylan's surprise entrance?

Is that what he calls his bu[REDACTED]

[EspeonBB]

Ed Sheeran coming to ruin 2017 :bored:

[Firewire]

MESS at Chloe

[T*]

They're actually promoting this time :clap1:

[Lostie!]

He's better than the Pratts so here for it

I'd tell you to go **** yourself for your Austin love if you weren't currently stanning Westworld

[T*]

HAHAHAGA SHE HAD A CHIP on HA SHOULDAET

[Jake.]

not Big Mac's makeover

[Shaun]

was that Kara Tointon with Chloe Khan in that advert? (if so she's...different...)

[Ant.]

If this is Austin I'm gonna draw a pentagram and summon Perez

[Denver]

Austin is ****ing gorgeous though

[Firewire]

Can't believe all the production staff were sacked and Heidi was brought in to oversee the series

[Ant.]

Omg its austin

[Jøsh]

austin?

YEP ITS AUSTIN

[Firewire]

GOD **** OFF

[RichardG]

ewww

[Amy Jade]

Austin is gross

[Pete.]

I blame Jordan for this

[Jason.]

I'd tell you to go **** yourself for your Austin love if you weren't currently stanning Westworld

:hee:

[T*]

okay he hot and I didn't really mind ha

[lewis111]

I mean still not as bad as Bear but close

[Ant.]

NOOOO NOOOO I'm going to kill myself

[Jake.]

he's a tramp I hate him

[Black Dagger]

What a woeful ****.

[EspeonBB]

NO **** OFF

[MB.]

is it bad my first thought was "but the Scissor Sisters are on hiatus :("?

It'd be a bit awkward if I turned up to a Scissor Sisters gig wearing full Nazi uniform wouldn't it

Then again, it'd also be awkward if I turned up to an SS rally in a leather bodysuit playing the tambourine

[Jamie89]

I thought Austin was ok tbh (I don't really get the hate)

[Samm]

aids

[Jason.]

Lowkey screaming at it being true

[Amy Jade]

Hes offended fat girls he wont last long

[Cal.]

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/cbb16_bots_nicolamclean.jpg

[Ross.]

This isn't Janice

[MB.]

...was Austin the "OOH I WANNA SEE NAKED MEN IN THE SHOWER" guy because jesus christ

[lewis111]

Speidi need to end him, literally

[T*]

What happened to him for people to like want him desd

[Daniel.]

****

[T*]

dead*

[Ant.]

Can't believe all the production staff were sacked and Heidi was brought in to oversee the series

They blew the budget on bringing her in they couldnt afford producers?

[Xtopher]

this **** better deliver

[Braden]

Ugh, I think Austin is the worst returnee by far.

**** him. I would though

[Amy Jade]

He said she's full of plastic like its a bad thing :shrug:

[MB.]

What happened to him for people to like want him desd

CBB16?

[lewis111]

Here for Speidi finishing what legend Janice started

[Ross.]

Girls let's get Daniel and Jordan!

[Black Dagger]

How has he managed to get even more obnoxious. BELLEND.

[Pete.]

Hope Speidi destroy him

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/cbb16_bots_nicolamclean.jpg

[Samm]

won't get far without James with him WIG BYE

[Daniel.]

Remember when i liked him, tragic

Hes hot thi

[lewis111]

That just made me sad that Janice isn't back :(

[Shaun]

how can you get applauded after a VT like that...

[Ant.]

I want to gag him with my cock but even still

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

**** gonna hit the fan with all these hot heads

[EspeonBB]

I'm triggered
http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/cbb16_bots_nicolamclean.jpg

[Ashley.]

Honesty and truthfulness

http://i.imgur.com/kLNHNrn.gif

[Lostie!]

Well if they're gonna put a bunch of dickheads in I'd rather they hate each other so this could maybe work sort of.

[Amy Jade]

Hes still got crap facial hair

[Oaker]

I may support Speidi if they destroy Austin

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I want to gag him with my cock but even still

I want to gag him with my pussy, cock and anus

[T*]

how many copies of James' nudes do ye think he has hidden on he phone

[Natalie.]

I like him :worry:

[Ant.]

Natasha could be stood there... hell even jenna jameson...

[MB.]

Yeah he can be pretty emotional when he's calling a 60 year old woman a **** whose children should be ashamed of her

[Firewire]

No offence but people get gay bashed everyday but I ain't see no bruises on him :idc:

[Greg!]

Screaming if Speidi start drams with him

[Wizard.]

He said she's full of plastic like its a bad thing :shrug:

she's an inspiration to people everywhere. I wish I was full of plastic

[Ross.]

Me when he said he seen the photos of the house

http://i.imgur.com/kLNHNrn.gif

[Braden]

Lmfao "I've seen the photos."

Ugh, Janice is not going to be here to tear him a new arsehole all the time.

[Shaun]

I want to gag him with my cock but even still

I want to gag him with my pussy, cock and anus

http://gifyu.com/images/Febreze.gif

[lewis111]

Hope there's a launch night fight

[Ant.]

Omg remember BB17 when no one knew which way to go

[MB.]

"Austin was once a member of the US Olympic team"

Yeah that explains a lot

[jamiewordsley]

Watch him be up there ass now

[Pete.]

He replaced Pete imo

[Ross.]

Yasss the secret entrance

[Cal.]

He replaced Pete imo

They all did.

[Lostie!]

I want to gag him with my pussy, cock and anus

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Pete.]

They all did.
It's true!

[Ross.]

http://gifyu.com/images/Febreze.gif

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Oh yeah, he's fine getting a glass of alcohol off him.

[Amy Jade]

Speidi will be nice because they are good people :hee:

[Jason.]

Screaming at the death stares

[Cal.]

Pricey!

[Amy Jade]

Ew

[MB.]

If this was actually a task themed around The Producers then I might like it

[Firewire]

**** off BITCH

[Ant.]

Coleen is actually coming

[RichardG]

welp

[Jøsh]

COLEEN

[Ant.]

Coleen is actually coming

[Pete.]

Legend Coleen :clap1:

[T*]

NO

[jamiewordsley]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww WE WANT JIM !!

[Daniel.]

Colleen <3

I dont get the hate

[Jordan.]

We want nana jules

[Shaun]

jesus this is all so grim

[Ross.]

Coleen is here :clap1:

[Jake.]

coleen is trash

[Black Dagger]

**** off you miserable cow.

[Amy Jade]

I hope Hopkins goes in and drags Colin Nolan

[Moosething]

Not Coleen

[lewis111]

I still had some hope she wasn't going in but oh well

[LukeB]

Not Coleen

[Firewire]

Nana Julie :laugh2:

[EspeonBB]

nnn I'm here for the TIBB fumes

[Cal.]

Julie's cameo :love:

[Owen19]

**** sake she's my sweepstake

[Oaker]

Julie giving Coleen good advice :clap1:

[MB.]

"If I could give you one piece of advice it would be shut the **** up"

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[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

http://gifyu.com/images/Febreze.gif
http://i.imgur.com/QcV73kM.gif

[Jordan.]

Wow she didn't lie with the Julian drag

[Natalie.]

Yes Coleen! :clap2:

[lewis111]

She probably paid them to let her in

[Denver]

She doesnt deserve her spot

[Ross.]

Screaming at her bigging herself up and she'll be in tears by Day 3

[Braden]

:joker: at the screams for 'Loose Women'.

[Samm]

they could choose denise welch but they get this instead

[Crimson Dynamo]

"If I could give you one piece of advice it would be shut the **** up"

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i laughed

[Wizard.]

wish it was Giffen

[T*]

she looks like a bag of feet

[Ant.]

I want Hopkins to go in and drag her ass

[Jake.]

She probably paid them to let her in

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Erm @ her dragging Julian. Who asked, you dour twat.

[Cal.]

I used to think she was Wayne Rooney's wife shdjdjd

[MB.]

not Connie wearing a silk jumpsuit

[Jason.]

Okay she shaded Julian

Keep it

[Firewire]

No wonder Jesy cancelled her engagement

[jamiewordsley]

She looks like a witch... Oh wait she is

[T*]

Tragic roots

[lewis111]

OMG I love the coat

[Ross.]

Nothing like going on CBB to save a marriage

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Oh not Coleen!! If anyone belonged it was Denise and I loathe her too

[EspeonBB]

I never saw her series but she seems OK

[RichardG]

she is not an all star

nor is austin

nor is jasmine

this could have been so much better :sad:

[Amy Jade]

Get Katie Hopkins in to wreck her life

[Firewire]

Nothing like going on CBB to save a marriage

Worked for Saira I guess

[EspeonBB]

Why didn't they put Denise Welch in instead tho

[Crimson Dynamo]

get jim on

[Cal.]

The impact of that pie in my ****ing face shsjsn

[Ross.]

I'm ready

[Lostie!]

Nothing like going on CBB to save a marriage

Don't be getting ideas, boyo.

[Jake.]

not coleen advocating violence

[Ant.]

Ok so Stevi Ritchie and Calum Best are left?

[Ross.]

Worked for Saira I guess

Omg

[Pete.]

"If you had felt the impact of that pie in my ****ing face"

[Owen19]

You won't get a look in love

[lewis111]

Hope theres a secret family twist and hers is Jesy her ex-step daughter

[Ross.]

Don't be getting ideas, boyo.

:smug:

[Black Dagger]

She's an embarrassment.

[Jason.]

Linda would've been better tbh

[lewis111]

Her biggest fear :joker:

[Amy Jade]

If she falls down the stairs her hips are gone

[Braden]

Julie should be there </3

I'm sickened by the tarnishing.

[LukeB]

The new stars must know something is going on as no one has entered for over 10 mins lol

[Ross.]

The Loose Woman gals will destroy anyone who comes for her on their show

[Pete.]

I think the two Katie's are going in on Friday :clap1:

[Jason.]

Where's Nicola

[Crimson Dynamo]

if only Saira was here

[Black Dagger]

Linda would've been better tbh

She would bloody not.

[Jake.]

ross is coleen and the rest of tibb are all-stars who should have gone in instead

[Jøsh]

COSMO

[Firewire]

ross is coleen and the rest of tibb are all-stars who should have gone in instead

:laugh2:

[Ross.]

ross is coleen and the rest of tibb are all-stars who should have gone in instead

:joker:

[MB.]

Well this is random

[Amy Jade]

Hew?

[Moosething]

Not an actual celeb

[Ant.]

Omg so we arent getting Mark Labett </3

[RichardG]

The new stars must know something is going on as no one has entered for over 10 mins lol

was just about to say this lmao

[reece(:]

As expected Coleen is trash

[Black Dagger]

Really is a random signing.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Edit her completely

[Ross.]

Coleen is no Sherrie though

[Cal.]

Hmm

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

No go up bitch

[Ant.]

Guess we know who's being edited out

[lewis111]

James Cosmo and Ray J :joker: most random house in a while

[Daniel.]

Here for it

[Ashley.]

Game of Thrones was a brilliant film

[EspeonBB]

What's he doing on CBB? :joker:

[Braden]

He's too good for this :worry;

[Shaun]

laughing at the concept of Eminem's discography being the subject of VT talk

[Lostie!]

James C :clap1: :clap1:

[Cal.]

WHERE is Nic

[Jason.]

Idk why hes doing this but I love him

[Firewire]

Cosmo seems nice, a bit random though

[Jamie89]

Does he know what CBB is? :worry:

[T*]

ross is coleen and the rest of tibb are all-stars who should have gone in instead



:laugh2:

[Brother Leon]

Lord Commander :worship:

[Jordan.]

What are they trying to do this old man putting him in with this bunch

[Ant.]

Mess at Slim shady playing as a random old man waddles down the stairs shaking everyones hand

[MB.]

Bit ironic to be entering to the lyric "can I have the attention of the crowd" with a completely dead reception

[T*]

He will be edited out won't he :(

[Firewire]

Does he know what CBB is? :worry:

He was on BOTS last year

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

For a second I thought Mel Gibson was gonna appear

[RichardG]

crowd is dead

[Black Dagger]

Not an actual celeb

You say after all those who have gone in before him, you okay hun?

[Shaun]

here for him getting the sympathy edit when James Jordan decides he's boring

[Pete.]

http://www.pride.com/sites/www.pride.com/files/2016/03/30/mariah3.gif

[Ant.]

Bit ironic to be entering to the lyric "can I have the attention of the crowd" with a completely dead reception

The juxtaposition

[Amy Jade]

Is he off GoT?

[Ross.]

Him to have a Larry Lamb downfall?

[arista]

Nice to see a old Actor

[lewis111]

It's so weird how they are doing it
They All stars obviously missed his VT cause they were all talking
And most of the All stars didn't see the first few VTs

[Jason.]

here for him getting the sympathy edit when James Jordan decides he's boring

The superior Gary Busey?

[Ant.]

They couldnt afford Gary Busey, so we got him

[Firewire]

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[Gstar]

This old man seems very successful, why is he doing CBB?

[Amy Jade]

Bianca is lovely :flutter:

[lewis111]

What a weird grouping

[EspeonBB]

Mess going from GOT to CBB

[Jordan.]

Good at them liking him

[Black Dagger]

They like him :clap1:

[Ant.]

James likes the old guy? :shock:

[Ross.]

LOOK everyone Coleen is saving James

[Headie]

Won't the new housemates be suspicious there was a 20 minute gap between them entering :suspect:

[Shaun]

Jasmine doing god's work :clap1:

[Black Dagger]

tbh I reckon Angie will get edited out and Calum will want to stab them all.

[Jamie89]

Aw I like him a lot :flutter:

[Firewire]

Jasmine talking to Heidi but Heidi clearly not listening :love:

[Ant.]

Austin and James are so gonna experiment

[Jordan.]

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https://media.giphy.com/media/rsBVkMZABjup2/giphy.gif

[Jason.]

LOOK everyone Coleen is saving James

Screaming at you being her sole stanner

[Wizard.]

I really cannot watch another gay bromance storyline if speidi get evicted before austin I'm out

[EspeonBB]

LOOK everyone Coleen is saving James

Queen Coleen?

[Ant.]

Real talk if Super Cassandra doesnt go in the series should be cancelled

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

The task is bs

[Ross.]

Screaming at you being her sole stanner

A me and Sherrie tea

[Jason.]

Won't the new housemates be suspicious there was a 20 minute gap between them entering :suspect:

Mte

[Shaun]

Austin and James are so gonna experiment

idk I can't see James Cosmo getting the James Hill edit

[Firewire]

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she's coming in the summer hold onto you weaves

[Braden]

I'm annoyed that of all CBB15 contestants we're getting Calum Best.