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lily.
20-03-2007, 04:26 PM
hola.. :spin2:
GiRTh
20-03-2007, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Sex is the best thing in the free world! (Unless you pay for it of course!)
Sex solves everything..Arguments with your partner (Making up sex is the best!)
Lonliness (Go and have a one night stand!)
Revenge (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
All sorts! You know quite bit for your age.
lily.
20-03-2007, 04:32 PM
Youngstas today eh? he he he
Bells
20-03-2007, 04:44 PM
Youngsters know everything these days. :wink:
lily.
20-03-2007, 04:46 PM
Yeah, cept how it feels to be old.. LoL
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 04:56 PM
Oh please..... I am feeling old these days...... and I have a big birthday looming....... I have told everyone to let it go by quietly!
GiRTh
20-03-2007, 04:59 PM
I don't celebrate birthdays either.
lily.
20-03-2007, 05:03 PM
I don't get older,, just better.. :thumbs:
lily.
20-03-2007, 05:04 PM
This amused me:
http://www.photocasket.com/funny/sexybackoi5.jpg
GiRTh
20-03-2007, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Linda
I don't get older,, just better.. :thumbs: So I've heard.:whistle:
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Linda
This amused me:
http://www.photocasket.com/funny/sexybackoi5.jpg
Hee hee hee.... that made me chuckle
lily.
20-03-2007, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Linda
I don't get older,, just better.. :thumbs: So I've heard.:whistle:
That's TWICE you've referenced "hearing" stuff about me.. or being "told"... who's your mole? :shocked:
lily.
20-03-2007, 05:20 PM
I have a question.. how come we have our own thread and I've still sent/received about 50 U2Us to/from you today G?
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 05:23 PM
because he is obsessed?????? LOL (only joking G)
lily.
20-03-2007, 05:24 PM
Yeah, well, who could blame the chap eh? HaHaHa..
Anyway, soup is callin muh name. I had to make it muhself.. Nobody here to nurse me.. :sad:
Talk soon people.. x
GiRTh
20-03-2007, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Linda
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Linda
I don't get older,, just better.. :thumbs: So I've heard.:whistle:
That's TWICE you've referenced "hearing" stuff about me.. or being "told"... who's your mole? :shocked: There's plenty of graffiti about you. I won't go into details.
GiRTh
20-03-2007, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by Linda
I have a question.. how come we have our own thread and I've still sent/received about 50 U2Us to/from you today G? You keep sending them to me. I don't know how you can twist the truth.:whistle:
GiRTh
20-03-2007, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by kizwiz
because he is obsessed?????? LOL (only joking G) She won't leave me alone Kiz. What can I do?
lily.
20-03-2007, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by GiRTh
What can I do?
Count yourself lucky is what you can do.. :thumbs:
lily.
20-03-2007, 06:26 PM
6 in a row G.. it's all you babe.. :tongue:
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by kizwiz
because he is obsessed?????? LOL (only joking G) She won't leave me alone Kiz. What can I do?
nowt you can do.... we all went through it with Linda :laugh:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 07:54 PM
She can be a bit of a handful! Ooerr!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 07:56 PM
Just spank her BAZG.... that will get her in order
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Just spank her BAZG.... that will get her in order
She dont like that :tongue: she likes to give it not take it
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 07:57 PM
That is why it will get her in order.... it's long over due.
GiRTh
20-03-2007, 07:57 PM
Too true.
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 07:59 PM
Now I thought she would enjoy that. Are you speaking from personal experience Red?
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
Now I thought she would enjoy that. Are you speaking from personal experience Red?
Hmmmm....... I have always wondered that :devil:
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:01 PM
Kiz is right BAZG, she is a spanker, so she would hate it.
That is why it would work so well.
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Kiz is right BAZG, she is a spanker, so she would hate it.
That is why it would work so well.
Would it work with you then Red?
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
Now I thought she would enjoy that. Are you speaking from personal experience Red?
Not at all BAZG..... I'm the one with the big hands in this house.
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by kizwiz
Would it work with you then Red?
Try it and see what you get!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:03 PM
Well Red just said you were a spanker. So it sounds like he would enjoy it.
:shocked::shocked::shocked:
My innocent yound mind is being poisioned!
(I blame Linda and Kiz!!)
:angel:
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Try it and see what you get!
Now I dont know whether thats a dare or a bait......... if I do....... I will either get lots of love or an even harder spanking that i got when i was cheeky to you on the site!
Bells
20-03-2007, 08:05 PM
Jesus, keep up Ella. :rolleyes: LOL.
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Ella
:shocked::shocked::shocked:
My innocent yound mind is being poisioned!
(I blame Linda and Kiz!!)
:angel:
Are you old enough to be in this thread.... we only let Kiz in because she is nearly there.
Or is thirty a state of mind you reach when you watch sex in the city
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Not at all BAZG..... I'm the one with the big hands in this house.
And you know what they say about a size of a mans hands...... faints!
Good job I live in the same house as him hey???
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Ella
:shocked::shocked::shocked:
My innocent yound mind is being poisioned!
(I blame Linda and Kiz!!)
:angel:
:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shoc ked::shocked:
Its all Linda fault
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by kizwiz
Now I dont know whether thats a dare or a bait......... if I do....... I will either get lots of love or an even harder spanking that i got when i was cheeky to you on the site!
Later sounds more on the cards.
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Ella
:shocked::shocked::shocked:
My innocent yound mind is being poisioned!
(I blame Linda and Kiz!!)
:angel:
:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shoc ked::shocked:
Its all Linda fault
Where is she..Linda what do you say to these allegations?
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:06 PM
I thought tjat was the size of your feet Kiz? lol
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Later sounds more on the cards.
I best shut my mouth then....... I seriously dont want those kind of bruises on my arse again
Bells
20-03-2007, 08:08 PM
Linda's a right mind-corrupter. :whistle:
And I think I have the right to be here because my mental age can be pretty old sometimes. I dunno why but people always think I'm older online, and sometimes in real life too!
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
I thought tjat was the size of your feet Kiz? lol
Feet, hands.... its all relative :tongue:
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Where is she..Linda what do you say to these allegations?
What that she needs a good spanking.... she has need that for years.
We could send James round to her house next time she gets a warning.
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
What that she needs a good spanking.... she has need that for years.
We could send James round to her house next time she gets a warning.
oooooooohhh I have heard about james and his whips :laugh:
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Ella
Where is she..Linda what do you say to these allegations?
What that she needs a good spanking.... she has need that for years.
We could send James round to her house next time she gets a warning.
I'm sure James would do that anyway.
I bet he's a right dirty thing really!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:11 PM
Sunny taught him how to use one, you know what she is like she wanted to make a man of him.
She has started on Lance now!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:11 PM
James and whips eh?
Originally posted by Red Moon
Sunny taught him how to use one, you know what she is like she wanted to make a man of him.
She has started on Lance now!
Nooo not Lance! He's such a nice boy! :wink:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:12 PM
I bet you lot have got a dirty dungeon somewhere!
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
James and whips eh?
oh yer...... I've heard all the stories about james and his whips..... god knows what goes on in Tibbel Towers
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Nooo not Lance! He's such a nice boy! :wink:
That is why he is so nice if he steps out of line he becomes target practice.
I want to visit these towers......
On second thought......
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Nooo not Lance! He's such a nice boy! :wink:
Naughty I think is the word...... i heard some dirty things come out of his mouth
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Ella
Nooo not Lance! He's such a nice boy! :wink:
That is why he is so nice if he steps out of line he becomes target practice.
The quiet ones are always the worst!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
I bet you lot have got a dirty dungeon somewhere!
Yep :wink:
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Ella
Nooo not Lance! He's such a nice boy! :wink:
Naughty I think is the word...... i heard some dirty things come out of his mouth
Lance!! Noooo I don't believe it..Although I bet you lot corrupted him :tongue:
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Lance!! Noooo I don't believe it..Although I bet you lot corrupted him :tongue:
Lance didnt need corrupting!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Lance!! Noooo I don't believe it..Although I bet you lot corrupted him :tongue:
He was corrupted the first day he met Linda...... another reason to have her spanked.
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Ella
Nooo not Lance! He's such a nice boy! :wink:
Naughty I think is the word...... i heard some dirty things come out of his mouth
He must be Lindas' muse!
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Ella
Lance!! Noooo I don't believe it..Although I bet you lot corrupted him :tongue:
He was corrupted the first day he met Linda...... another reason to have her spanked.
Well all this spankin' sounds rather painful!
They may leave handprints
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:18 PM
You could use a paddle.
Originally posted by BAZG
You could use a paddle.
That's even worse! Then there would be paddle prints.:shocked:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:20 PM
It's only temporary......I presume :whistle:
Originally posted by BAZG
It's only temporary......I presume :whistle:
You sound like someone who knows about paddle punishment?
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:24 PM
What sort of films have you been watching BAZG?
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Ella
That's even worse! Then there would be paddle prints.:shocked:
And you seem too know a lot about it too!
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
You could use a paddle.
They bloomin well hurt! And leave nasty big marks..... and bruise the skin!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:25 PM
Some of those on that list Linda posted! lol
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Ella
That's even worse! Then there would be paddle prints.:shocked:
And you seem too know a lot about it too!
LOL! Well Ummmmm :blush2: No comment
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Ella
LOL! Well Ummmmm :blush2: No comment
Yeah.... Ella's into S&M..... I wondered why you had handcuffs on your myspace page :thumbs2:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:29 PM
You are all disgusting. I only googled "spanking" and found out what a paddle was. I had no idea!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
Some of those on that list Linda posted! lol
What she has a list of what she want's people to use on her!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
You are all disgusting. I only googled "spanking" and found out what a paddle was. I had no idea!
Lie :whistle:
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
You are all disgusting. I only googled "spanking" and found out what a paddle was. I had no idea!
*cough*
And I'm the Virgin Mary
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Ella
LOL! Well Ummmmm :blush2: No comment
Yeah.... Ella's into S&M..... I wondered why you had handcuffs on your myspace page :thumbs2:
LMAO! God damn girl! You caught me red handed!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by BAZG
Some of those on that list Linda posted! lol
What she has a list of what she want's people to use on her!
No! You asked me what films I'd been watching. Remember the "greatest porn parodies" thread Linda posted?
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Ella
LMAO! God damn girl! You caught me red handed!
:shocked:
And i thought you were a good girl :laugh:
Only kidding
Lol I am good Kiz....As good as you! :tongue:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by BAZG
You are all disgusting. I only googled "spanking" and found out what a paddle was. I had no idea!
*cough*
And I'm the Virgin Mary
Nice to make your acquaintance Mary.
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:34 PM
You know what happens to naughty girls in the TiBB Towers :whistle:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Lol I am good Kiz....As good as you! :tongue:
Trollop!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
No! You asked me what films I'd been watching. Remember the "greatest porn parodies" thread Linda posted?
Oh right.... I thought she had made another sort of list
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Ella
Lol I am good Kiz....As good as you! :tongue:
Trollop!
:shocked::sad::bawling:
That's mean! Im telling of you! :tongue:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by BAZG
No! You asked me what films I'd been watching. Remember the "greatest porn parodies" thread Linda posted?
Oh right.... I thought she had made another sort of list
Give her time! She will be quite upset when she sees this and has missed her chance to be involved. But then the conversation would just get lower.....and lower......
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Ella
Lol I am good Kiz....As good as you! :tongue:
Trollop!
:shocked::sad::bawling:
That's mean! Im telling of you! :tongue:
You said you were as good as Kiz! I've heard all about her from Linda.
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:38 PM
I hope she does.... LOL
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Ella
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Ella
Lol I am good Kiz....As good as you! :tongue:
Trollop!
:shocked::sad::bawling:
That's mean! Im telling of you! :tongue:
You said you were as good as Kiz! I've heard all about her from Linda.
LOL! Well in that case I'll let you off :hugesmile:
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:39 PM
Wait a sec... kiz is a Good Girl... I see to that!
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
You said you were as good as Kiz! I've heard all about her from Linda.
Its all lies I tell you......LIES!!!
Originally posted by Red Moon
Wait a sec... kiz is a Good Girl... I see to that!
Well you only make her good when she's been bad!
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Wait a sec... kiz is a Good Girl... I see to that!
I have to be good around you baby....... or else :sad:
Oh and you havent called me your good girl in AGES
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Well you only make her good when she's been bad!
Well if she is bad report her to me :wink:
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Originally posted by Red Moon
Wait a sec... kiz is a Good Girl... I see to that!
Well you only make her good when she's been bad!
Oh no...... i am good with Red :angel:
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Ella
Well you only make her good when she's been bad!
Well if she is bad report her to me :wink:
Oh fook
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Ella
Well you only make her good when she's been bad!
Well if she is bad report her to me :wink:
I wouldn't tell on her! She's always good anyway :spin:
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Ella
I wouldn't tell on her! She's always good anyway :spin:
xxx Smooooch xxx
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by BAZG
You said you were as good as Kiz! I've heard all about her from Linda.
Its all lies I tell you......LIES!!!
Is that Linda just a gossip monger then? (LMAO, I slipped on the "o" and clicked next door on "i" when typing "monger". I would have been in real trouble then!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:46 PM
She is more than a gossip munger.... she is a trouble maker.
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Ella
What's 'Munger' mean?
Ok! I spelt it wrong! I have corrected it!:puzzled:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:50 PM
A person promoting something undesirable or discreditable.
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:51 PM
Like Kinga and the bottle?
Originally posted by BAZG
A person promoting something undesirable or discreditable.
Ohhhh Ok I get ya now! Thanks :tongue:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
She is more than a gossip munger.... she is a trouble maker.
She'll have you for that Red!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
She'll have you for that Red!
What canes at dawn.... she wouldn't stand a chance!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Like Kinga and the bottle?
Barf! :yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:
Did you have to bring that up.
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
What canes at dawn.... she wouldn't stand a chance!
On guard :wink:
Girls are meant to be trouble :tongue::wink:
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 08:54 PM
It was very tastfully handled by Channel 4.
Only got a few complaints compared to Ms.Goody
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
It was very tastfully handled by Channel 4.
Only got a few complaints compared to Ms.Goody
Sssh! Don't mention her!
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Girls are meant to be trouble :tongue::wink:
Thats what we're here for :laugh:
Blokes would hate it if we were all Mother Teresa's
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by BAZG
She'll have you for that Red!
What canes at dawn.... she wouldn't stand a chance!
I think Lindas' choice of weapon would be something better.
Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Ella
Girls are meant to be trouble :tongue::wink:
Thats what we're here for :laugh:
Blokes would hate it if we were all Mother Teresa's
Lol yeah exactly!
Men love a difficult woman really.
~Kizwiz~
20-03-2007, 09:02 PM
I'm off to do a spot of channel hopping peeps
catch you all later :bigsmile:
Bye Kiz
Speak Soonies
xxxxx
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:03 PM
Linda only started this thread yesterday, Have you seen how many views it's had! I thought the young uns were the majority on here (or all they all taking a sneaky peek)?
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
I think Lindas' choice of weapon would be something better.
What like handbags?
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by BAZG
I think Lindas' choice of weapon would be something better.
What like handbags?
Erm, no. I will leave that up to her to decide (but I bet she'd go shopping in a certain Miss Summers shop first).
Originally posted by BAZG
Linda only started this thread yesterday, Have you seen how many views it's had! I thought the young uns were the majority on here (or all they all taking a sneaky peek)?
I think they are all sneaking a look, But then they see how rude it is! And go away!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Originally posted by BAZG
Linda only started this thread yesterday, Have you seen how many views it's had! I thought the young uns were the majority on here (or all they all taking a sneaky peek)?
I think they are all sneaking a look, But then they see how rude it is! And go away!
They are most probably glued to it. Haven't you noticed how quiet thay have been today?
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Ella
Originally posted by BAZG
Linda only started this thread yesterday, Have you seen how many views it's had! I thought the young uns were the majority on here (or all they all taking a sneaky peek)?
I think they are all sneaking a look, But then they see how rude it is! And go away!
They are most probably glued to it. Haven't you noticed how quiet thay have been today?
LOL! Yeah they are all thinking..'I wish i was older!'
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
Erm, no. I will leave that up to her to decide (but I bet she'd go shopping in a certain Miss Summers shop first).
I have real toys... not the rubbish sold at a certain Miss Summers shop!
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by BAZG
Erm, no. I will leave that up to her to decide (but I bet she'd go shopping in a certain Miss Summers shop first).
I have real toys... not the rubbish sold at a certain Miss Summers shop!
Real toys??
The ones in Ann Summers are quite satisfactory!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by BAZG
Erm, no. I will leave that up to her to decide (but I bet she'd go shopping in a certain Miss Summers shop first).
I have real toys... not the rubbish sold at a certain Miss Summers shop!
Oh aye? Explain yourself sir!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Ella
LOL! Yeah they are all thinking..'I wish i was older!'
I think you belong here Ella.... your mind is as corrupted as the rest of us already and your not even thrity.
You know more about spanking than BAZG already. You didn't need google.
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:15 PM
RIGHT you lot...
I'm here now.. and I don't use Ann Summers either. Their stuff breaks.. It's too flimsy...:wink:
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:15 PM
Real toys??
The ones in Ann Summers are quite satisfactory!
Not if we are talking spanking toys!
I can u2u a link to a real site!
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Ella
LOL! Yeah they are all thinking..'I wish i was older!'
I think you belong here Ella.... your mind is as corrupted as the rest of us already and your not even thrity.
You know more about spanking than BAZG already. You didn't need google.
LOL! Yeah I know my stuff..But before I joined this forum I was a sweet, Innocent virgin!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by Linda
RIGHT you lot...
I'm here now.. and I don't use Ann Summers either. Their stuff breaks.. It's too flimsy...:wink:
Ears burning were they?
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by Ella
LOL! Yeah I know my stuff..But before I joined this forum I was a sweet, Innocent virgin!
Kiz said Bullocks
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Real toys??
The ones in Ann Summers are quite satisfactory!
Not if we are talking spanking toys!
I can u2u a link to a real site!
Go on then! lol
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Ella
LOL! Yeah I know my stuff..But before I joined this forum I was a sweet, Innocent virgin!
Kiz said Bullocks
PMSL!
It's true..you all corrupted me! Im filth now!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Red Moon
Real toys??
The ones in Ann Summers are quite satisfactory!
Not if we are talking spanking toys!
I can u2u a link to a real site!
Go on then! lol
Done :thumbs:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Ella
LOL! Yeah I know my stuff..But before I joined this forum I was a sweet, Innocent virgin!
Kiz said ********
PMSL!
It's true..you all corrupted me! Im filth now!
Who are you trying to kid?
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Red Moon
Real toys??
The ones in Ann Summers are quite satisfactory!
Not if we are talking spanking toys!
I can u2u a link to a real site!
Go on then! lol
Done :thumbs:
God! Boys and their Toys eh!
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Ella
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Ella
LOL! Yeah I know my stuff..But before I joined this forum I was a sweet, Innocent virgin!
Kiz said ********
PMSL!
It's true..you all corrupted me! Im filth now!
Who are you trying to kid?
LOL! Myself!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:22 PM
I think Linda's playing catch up.
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:22 PM
We read your posts in the sex in public places thread Ella...... we know what you are like.
Originally posted by Red Moon
We read your posts in the sex in public places thread Ella...... we know what you are like. \
That was in another country! It doesn't count! Alcohol and to much Sun is to blame! I tell thee! :blush2::blush2:
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:24 PM
Oh so you can do what you like as long as your drunk and not in the UK?
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:25 PM
Long Reformatory Paddle looks a bit daunting!
Originally posted by Red Moon
Oh so you can do what you like as long as your drunk and not in the UK?
LOL! Yes and I was with my Ex..and I was with him for ages plus.....I needed sex. God that makes me sound baaad!
Red your ruining my reputation!
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:26 PM
I'm playin somethin baz...:spin2:
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
Long Reformatory Paddle looks a bit daunting!
May be you should buy one and visit Linda!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Ella
LOL! Yes and I was with my Ex..and I was with him for ages plus.....I needed sex. God that makes me sound baaad!
Red your ruining my reputation!
I don't need to you can you do that all by yourself.
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by BAZG
Long Reformatory Paddle looks a bit daunting!
May be you should buy one and visit Linda! Heh.. nevah guna happen BigMac... :thumbs:
Rightey Ho! I'm offskies now!
I'll speak to you filthy swines soon
Night!
xxx
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:28 PM
Take care and be good Ella
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:28 PM
Night Ella. lol@filthy swines.. they really are though.. I agree.. :nono: :angel:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by Linda
I'm playin somethin baz...:spin2:
Oh, ok. You're always playin' with somethin' ain't you.
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by Linda
May be you should buy one and visit Linda! Heh.. nevah guna happen BigMac... :thumbs: [/quote]
Too late we have already decided that we are sending James round with something long and painful to use on you.
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:30 PM
Nite Ella!
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:30 PM
Baz: yeah, usually.
Red: Bring it on biatch.. :wink:
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
Oh, ok. You're always playin' with somethin' ain't you.
And you know what it is :wink:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by BAZG
Oh, ok. You're always playin' with somethin' ain't you.
And you know what it is :wink:
Long Reformatory Paddle
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:32 PM
When I was a little girl
I had a little quim
I sat upon my bed one day
& put a finger in
Now that I'm a woman
& full of grace & charm
I can get 4 fingers in
& HALF MY FLUCKIN ARM!!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:33 PM
LMFAO.... great dirty minds think alike.
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by Linda
When I was a little girl
I had a little quim
I sat upon my bed one day
& put a finger in
Now that I'm a woman
& full of grace & charm
I can get 4 fingers in
& HALF MY FLUCKIN ARM!!
My nephew is peeing himself!
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Linda
When I was a little girl
I had a little quim
I sat upon my bed one day
& put a finger in
Now that I'm a woman
& full of grace & charm
I can get 4 fingers in
& HALF MY FLUCKIN ARM!!
My nephew is peeing himself!
:shocked:
Oh no!!!!! There goes muh plan to seduce him now!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
My nephew is peeing himself!
Well clean it up it smells if you leave it.
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:35 PM
Unless he's into water sports.. ha ha!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by BAZG
My nephew is peeing himself!
Well clean it up it smells if you leave it.
You just stick to sorting your cat out.
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 09:36 PM
*waits for BAZG to google that one*
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:36 PM
I take it he aint heard that one before Baz?
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:37 PM
Mary had a smelly minge
With pubes as dark as charcoal
So most the men go round the back
And stick it up her ar5ehole!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Linda
Unless he's into water sports.. ha ha!
PMSL!!! You are terrible! But I love it. :hello:
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:38 PM
Where's all the chicks? Am I the only one online?
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:39 PM
God google is so quick!
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Linda
Unless he's into water sports.. ha ha!
PMSL!!! You are terrible! But I love it. :hello:
Don't be sayin I corrupted you either.. I've been blamed for WAY too many people in here lately!
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:39 PM
And watersports is actually one word!
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:41 PM
Fair enough.. I didn't have to google it though.. :tongue:
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:42 PM
http://andersontoone.com/images/gone_fisting.gif
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:44 PM
Did I scare ya ?
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:46 PM
Where are we? I got side lined. I am having a tiff with Chrizzle. lol
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:47 PM
Yeah, I noticed.. :rolleyes:
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:48 PM
lol. You did not scare me at all! I am a MAN OF THE WORLD!!!!!
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:49 PM
I should bl00dy well hope so by now.. as they say.. "you're all the man you're ever guna be" :thumbs:
I'm gettin off (no pun intended) here soon to watch Kidnapped.
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 09:52 PM
Laters then?
lily.
20-03-2007, 09:53 PM
You can count on it.. :wink:
xxx
Mrluvaluva
20-03-2007, 10:53 PM
I'm too tired! Tomoz!
Red Moon
20-03-2007, 11:32 PM
The young people of today..... no staying power!
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 10:32 AM
Mornin' all.
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 10:46 AM
How do.
My my, things move fast in a day.
I was going to make a comment about the Mary Whitehouse Experience but that seems so long ago now.
So, spanking, fisting and pee love is the norm here..... Yep, I belong.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 10:51 AM
Have you been reading through then? I could not keep up at times as I am on dial up at home (sad I know). This thread was put on by Linda less than 48 hours ago and it has already had over 2,000 views. I wonder why?
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 10:55 AM
Just trawled through now.
Re the 2000 views. The thread name does not suggest that this is the den of iniquity it clearly is. Maybe the young ones have a burning quest for knowledge about 30 somethings?
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 11:01 AM
The young ones were very quiet yesterday when they got in from school, which is most unusual. I wasn't the only one to comment on this. I think they are spying on us on this thread, and googling all sorts of stuff. One things certain, if they have, they'll be a whole lot wiser today!
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 11:05 AM
LOL.
Well today I give them "scatology" to look up :whistle:
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 11:48 AM
Ewwww. They'll all be asking their parents later now what it means! lol
GiRTh
21-03-2007, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Dr43%er
LOL.
Well today I give them "scatology" to look up :whistle: There's no need for that.:yuk:
I hope the little critters find out what it means.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 12:07 PM
Imagine typing that into the computer on a google image search if you did not have a filter. :yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 12:49 PM
I am always happy to bring the level down to a new low.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 12:51 PM
Lol. I think we can all do that. How are your plans for The Kinky Vlub coming along then?
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 12:57 PM
Slow. Bit busy at the mo if the truth be known.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 12:58 PM
Why, what you up to?
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 01:26 PM
Stuff. Usual type of thing. Composing a letter of complaint to the to the head office of a company that I have spent a fair bit with. Don't usually expect to be threatened with the inference of violence by one of there sales staff. All good fun.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 01:37 PM
Were you in B&Q and the assistant asked if you wanted decking? lol
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 01:42 PM
Tish dum.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 01:56 PM
What you talkin' 'bout Willis? Who you callin' dirty?
Willis??
And you are all dirty....Well mainly Red and Linda but your not far behind!
GiRTh
21-03-2007, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Willis??
And you are all dirty....Well mainly Red and Linda but your not far behind! Well observed Ella. It's that Linda and Red(?)
And Baz is showing his age with the different strokes cathphrase.
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Ella
Willis??
And you are all dirty....Well mainly Red and Linda but your not far behind! Well obseverved Ella. it's that Linda and Red(?)
And Baz is showing his age with the different strokes cathphrase.
Linda and Red, Red and Linda same thing lol!
Yeah Girth....How do you manage staying and talking to these dirty people all day long..Poor thing
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 02:01 PM
Same as you Ella!
Originally posted by BAZG
Same as you Ella!
Lol what?!
These allegations are shocking :nono:
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 02:06 PM
Oh look at Ella. She's an :angel: You can't kid a kidder you know!
Originally posted by BAZG
Oh look at Ella. She's an :angel: You can't kid a kidder you know!
I am!
One look at your avatar and we can all see how ruuuude you are!
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 02:17 PM
Isn't Kimberly from different strokes dead?
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Ella
Originally posted by BAZG
Oh look at Ella. She's an :angel: You can't kid a kidder you know!
I am!
One look at your avatar and we can all see how ruuuude you are!
It is purely for advertising purposes. :whistle: I get paid by google.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Dr43%er
Isn't Kimberly from different strokes dead?
Yeah. She died from a drug overdose.
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Ella
Originally posted by BAZG
Oh look at Ella. She's an :angel: You can't kid a kidder you know!
I am!
One look at your avatar and we can all see how ruuuude you are!
It is purely for advertising purposes. :whistle: I get paid by google.
Paid in what may I ask?
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 02:27 PM
[i]Originally posted by Ella
Paid in what may I ask?
Kind
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 02:30 PM
Thought you were going to say Kinder then you sick **** :wink:
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 02:36 PM
Kinder? What as in kinder eggs?
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 02:38 PM
[i]Originally posted by Ella
One look at your avatar and we can all see how ruuuude you are!
What's wrong with my avatar? What's that got to do with being rude? I don't know what you mean?
Originally posted by BAZG
[i]Originally posted by Ella
One look at your avatar and we can all see how ruuuude you are!
What's wrong with my avatar? What's that got to do with being rude? I don't know what you mean?
Your av shows a girl with rather large..Breast standing all wet and whatever. That would be classed as rude to some people Baz! Remember some boys on TiBB haven't even seen a real pair of tits before!~
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 02:43 PM
[i]Originally posted by Ella
Your av shows a girl with rather large..Breast standing all wet and whatever. That would be classed as rude to some people Baz! Remember some boys on TiBB haven't even seen a real pair of tits before!~
Think you must be cofoozing me with somebody else. :whistle:
Originally posted by BAZG
[i]Originally posted by Ella
Your av shows a girl with rather large..Breast standing all wet and whatever. That would be classed as rude to some people Baz! Remember some boys on TiBB haven't even seen a real pair of tits before!~
Think you must be cofoozing me with somebody else. :whistle:
You sly bugger you!
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 02:57 PM
Don't know what you mean? Linda should have posted this thread in the "serious debates" section. I would have had about 5 stars by now!
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 04:04 PM
Ok, earlier I mentioned about a letter of complaint i was composing.
How does this read to you peeps.
Dear Sir/Madam,
Around 1 pm yesterday afternoon (20/03/07) I went to the sales office to report that one of the locks on the door leading from the car parking area to the foyer was not working. (An on going problem I know) I spoke to Steve Hextal and was told that the doors have been kicked in 10 times now and that the door would not be repaired until steel plating could be sourced to secure the doors. I was informed about the steel plates back in January by David in your sales office. As this has been dragging on I asked for a number for some one to speak to regarding this (head office?). Steve replied that he was sorting it “ok” I got the feeling I was being fobbed off and asked if anything could be done to catch who is damaging the door, like moving the camera in the car park. The answer was no. Steve was short with me to say the least. The conversation ended there and I left without a phone number to take this further.
At 5:50 pm as I came back from work I thought I would ask for the number again. Steve was just coming back to the sales office and asked what I wanted. I once again asked for a number to call, this time pointing out that I believe nothing would be done and that he had fobbed me off. Instantly Steve became aggressive and defensive in his demeanour. The conversation then moved to maintenance payments and Steve asked me in a sarcastic manor if I had made any payment? I pointed out that if I had received a bill I would have been happy to pay. The lack of billing was obviously known to Steve and thus his question. I was then told that a bill had been sent to me today for the past 2 years. I retorted that if that was the case I want the door fixing if I am being build for maintenance work. I once again asked for another number to call. We went in to the sales office. At this point a row broke out and I did swear, but when you are told to “get out” and “don’t make me lose my temper and do something I may regret” I feel my reaction was mild. I asked Steve if he was threatening me and if he did this to all his customers who have a complaint. Steve gave me the number I had been asking for and walked off. At this point I left and called yourselves and left a voice mail.
The way I was spoke to by Steve was that of a student being fobbed off and bulled by a dodgy landlord and not that of an owner of an apartment in supposedly the most prestigious development in the area making a genuine complaint to his point of contact.
Is it normal practice for your customers to be threatened when they have an issue/complaint?
I know it is not your fault that the doors are being damaged, but neither it is mine and I feel I should be able to report these maters (as was sold to me) without being dismissed out of hand, shouted at, told to go away or threatened.
I look forward to your response at your earliest convenience.
Yours sincerely,
What do you reckon?
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Dr43%er
Ok, earlier I mentioned about a letter of complaint i was composing.
How does this read to you peeps.
Dear Sir/Madam,
Around 1 pm yesterday afternoon (20/03/07) I went to the sales office to report that one of the locks on the door leading from the car parking area to the foyer was not working. (An on going problem I know) I spoke to Steve Hextal and was told that the doors have been kicked in 10 times now and that the door would not be repaired until steel plating could be sourced to secure the doors. I was informed about the steel plates back in January by David in your sales office. As this has been dragging on I asked for a number for some one to speak to regarding this (head office?). Steve replied that he was sorting it “ok” I got the feeling I was being fobbed off and asked if anything could be done to catch who is damaging the door, like moving the camera in the car park. The answer was no. Steve was short with me to say the least. The conversation ended there and I left without a phone number to take this further.
At 5:50 pm as I came back from work I thought I would ask for the number again. Steve was just coming back to the sales office and asked what I wanted. I once again asked for a number to call, this time pointing out that I believe nothing would be done and that he had fobbed me off. Instantly Steve became aggressive and defensive in his demeanour. The conversation then moved to maintenance payments and Steve asked me in a sarcastic manor if I had made any payment? I pointed out that if I had received a bill I would have been happy to pay. The lack of billing was obviously known to Steve and thus his question. I was then told that a bill had been sent to me today for the past 2 years. I retorted that if that was the case I want the door fixing if I am being build for maintenance work. I once again asked for another number to call. We went in to the sales office. At this point a row broke out and I did swear, but when you are told to “get out” and “don’t make me lose my temper and do something I may regret” I feel my reaction was mild. I asked Steve if he was threatening me and if he did this to all his customers who have a complaint. Steve gave me the number I had been asking for and walked off. At this point I left and called yourselves and left a voice mail.
The way I was spoke to by Steve was that of a student being fobbed off and bulled by a dodgy landlord and not that of an owner of an apartment in supposedly the most prestigious development in the area making a genuine complaint to his point of contact.
Is it normal practice for your customers to be threatened when they have an issue/complaint?
I know it is not your fault that the doors are being damaged, but neither it is mine and I feel I should be able to report these maters (as was sold to me) without being dismissed out of hand, shouted at, told to go away or threatened.
I look forward to your response at your earliest convenience.
Yours sincerely,
What do you reckon?
Sounds ok. I would take out the line "Is it normal practice for your customers to be threatened when they have an issue/complaint?". It sounds a bit sarcastic and could cause offence. Otherwise fine. I might also mention when you said you swore, what you actually said, just so it is on record. Unless you called him a ****ing bastard **** of course!
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 04:30 PM
Noted. When I swore I can't remember what I said as we were now in full blown row mode. It would have involved "****ing" and "idiot"
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 04:32 PM
ohh, is the swear filter broke?
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 04:43 PM
No. If you use quotation marks then the filter will not spot them.
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 04:47 PM
Coolio.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 05:02 PM
Somebody lives in a nice flat then!
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 05:04 PM
Ohh, who? We could have kinky club meetings there.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 05:08 PM
You! It's round to the Doc's everyone!
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 05:28 PM
Give me time to get the cameras set up.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 05:38 PM
Does that mean we're getting paid if it's being filmed? lol
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 05:43 PM
Errrrrrrrrr.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 05:47 PM
Cat got your tongue?
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 05:48 PM
A quid ok?
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 05:49 PM
Make it 2 quid and you got a deal.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 05:50 PM
And 2 bottles of Vodka!
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 05:50 PM
And 20 Bensons.
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 05:53 PM
No smoking at mine I am afraid. There will be **** loads of vodka though of various sorts.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 05:57 PM
Alright. I will go outside for a fag! Do we have a deal? I will let the others do their own negotiating (Linda is quite cheap you know, she will do it for 10p and a box of after eights).
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 06:00 PM
That's my kind of girl. I think I have some aftereights left from xmas.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 06:10 PM
She'll be thrilled. You can get Kiz to be in the spanking bit too. I am sure Red would want to join in there.
Dr43%er
21-03-2007, 06:14 PM
Sounds good to me.
Right, I'm off for now. See you soon.
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 06:17 PM
Me too. Later.
~Kizwiz~
21-03-2007, 06:26 PM
Alright perverts :xyxwave:
Siouxsie
21-03-2007, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Dr43%er
No smoking at mine I am afraid. There will be **** loads of vodka though of various sorts.
mmmmmmmmm vodka count me in :laugh:
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 07:58 PM
You took your time getting here Siouxsie!
Mrluvaluva
21-03-2007, 08:40 PM
Actually peeps. I have an idea. Should we set a time when we will all be here and have a larf together? Who thinks it's a good idea? (I'm on my own now and bored)! I am resorted to posting on other threads in my desperation! lol
Dr43%er
22-03-2007, 10:19 AM
Fixing a time would be hard for me. During the day would be best for me.
Sunny_01
22-03-2007, 10:26 AM
Now how the hell did I not know this was all taking place on TIBB?
You are all welcome in the TIBB dungeon anytime?? I have lots of nice things for ME to play with :cheer2:
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