30-Something

[lily.]

Doc wanted a kinky club, others wanted gangbangs.

Why not just a "30-Something" thread?

[andybigbro]

i dont get it?

[lily.]

This will save me spending hours in U2U with G talking random sh!te.

Sh!te talk is completely acceptable in this thread.. :laugh:

[Sophii3x]

PMSL Linda!! :laugh3:

[andybigbro]

Lol o k i understand now :banana:

[lily.]

Me and G talk a load of rubbish most of the time, and don't want to litter threads with it, so I figured there may as well be a thread for us to litter with rubbish.

Baz is also guilty of talking rubbish along with us, so he might as well do it here as well.

[Sophii3x]

BTW.. who wanted the bangbangs!!? *COUGH*bet it was you

[GiRTh]

Might I point out that I only just qualify for this thread. Linda and Baz on the other hand:whistle:

[Mrluvaluva]

Bangbangs! Nice one! Is this a thread exclusively for us thirty somethings then?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Might I point out that I only just qualify for this thread. Linda and Baz on the other hand:whistle:


Go and swivel you cheeky git!

[andybigbro]

Why are we talking about Bang Bangs :whistle:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by andybigbro
Why are we talking about Bang Bangs :whistle:

It's gang bangs Andy :pat:

[andybigbro]

lol i miss placed the letter :blush2:

[lily.]

It was Sasha who started a gangbang thread.. not me.. I ain't taking responsibility for that one..

Oh, and G, I got something for you.... http://www.smileyhut.com/naughty/bird.gif

[GiRTh]

DO i get both of them.:thumbs2::hello:

[andybigbro]

lol i nkow it wasnt you Linda :cheer2:

[Mrluvaluva]

Maybe we should associate ourselves to characters from "This Life". Linda would be Anna for sure!

[andybigbro]

Nic Avatar Bazg

[~Kizwiz~]

I'm nearly 30.... does that count??? :wink:

[andybigbro]

i am not 30 lol bu ti am still here hehe :hello:

[lily.]

Yeah, Kiz.. urs counts...

Baz.. I've never watched it, but Anna better be hot!

And, G, yeah, you can have both of them, but where you guna put the other one? :wink:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Linda
Yeah, Kiz.. urs counts...


:banana:

Although I aint well today :bawling: so no witty banter from me :bawling:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by andybigbro
Nic Avatar Bazg


Do you like it? I'm getting sick of it now. lol

[andybigbro]

Yeah it funny lol

[Mrluvaluva]

[i]Originally posted by Linda

Baz.. I've never watched it, but Anna better be hot!




Anna was a sleazy nymphomaniac. Flattered?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Linda
Baz.. I've never watched it, but Anna better be hot!

And, G, yeah, you can have both of them, but where you guna put the other one? :wink:
Anna was hot but screwed up. Can I be Rachel the sh*t stirring bitch? That won't be too much of a stretch for me.

Maybe you can put it some place for me?:wink:

[andybigbro]

am away byeeeeeeeeeee :cheer2:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by BAZG
[i]Originally posted by Linda

Baz.. I've never watched it, but Anna better be hot!




Anna was a sleazy nymphomaniac. Flattered?
I wouldn't say 'sleazy'

[lily.]

The subtle ones just whoooooooooooooosh right over don't they Baz..

Sorry ur sicky Kiz.. muh wee man is still sick.. he's spent the day lying on the couch again.

and, Baz... really... what do you take me for? sleazy nymphomaniac... :nono: I'm appalled!

[lily.]

Why can't we be like the cast of Friends? They're hotter.. LoL.. and they are all over 30.

I wanna be Phoebe.. cuz she's mucking fental!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Linda
Baz.. I've never watched it, but Anna better be hot!

And, G, yeah, you can have both of them, but where you guna put the other one? :wink:
Anna was hot but screwed up. Can I be Rachel the sh*t stirring bitch? That won't be too much of a stretch for me.

Maybe you can put it some place for me?:wink:


No. You are Kelly. lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by BAZG
[i]Originally posted by Linda

Baz.. I've never watched it, but Anna better be hot!




Anna was a sleazy nymphomaniac. Flattered?
I wouldn't say 'sleazy'


Shut up. I can tell Linda anything I want. She won't know!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Linda
Why can't we be like the cast of Friends? They're hotter.. LoL.. and they are all over 30.

I want to be Phoebe.. cuz she's mucking fental!


Geoff will think he is Joey!

[lily.]

I had u pegged for Joey actually.

[lily.]

G is more of a Chandler...a witty git

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Linda
Why can't we be like the cast of Friends? They're hotter.. LoL.. and they are all over 30.

I want to be Phoebe.. cuz she's mucking fental!


Geoff will think he is Joey! Tee Hee:rolleyes:
How you doin?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Linda
Why can't we be like the cast of Friends? They're hotter.. LoL.. and they are all over 30.

I want to be Phoebe.. cuz she's mucking fental!


Geoff will think he is Joey! Tee Hee:rolleyes:
How you doin?


OK Chandler Bing! What was Chandlers annoying girlfriend called now?

[lily.]

JANICE!

[Mrluvaluva]

Arrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Linda
G is more of a Chandler...a witty git


So you are saying I am not witty and a bit dumb? Well I never!

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Linda
G is more of a Chandler...a witty git


So you are saying I am not witty and a bit dumb? Well I never! You said it

[lily.]

I figure you for a pretty boy Baz.. am i wrong?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Linda
I figure you for a pretty boy Baz.. am i wrong? Linda likes pretty boys. In't that right Lind?

[lily.]

Shut it!

[GiRTh]

:dance2:

[lily.]

Don't start G.. we all have our dirty little secrets.. :wink: :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Linda
I figure you for a pretty boy Baz.. am i wrong?


Why do you say that?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Linda
JANICE! Maggie Wheeler is actually a very attractive woman. Good actress too.

[lily.]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Linda
I figure you for a pretty boy Baz.. am i wrong?


Why do you say that?

I dunno.. u know how you get an idea of what ppl look like.. well, it's just that really..

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Linda
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Linda
I figure you for a pretty boy Baz.. am i wrong?


Why do you say that?

I dunno.. u know how you get an idea of what people look like.. well, it's just that really.. :puzzled:She's lost it.

[Mrluvaluva]

Yeah I am actually. Here's my photo. You wanna' piece?

[GiRTh]

It depends on if you've got Linda's phwoar factor. What say you Lind?

[Dr43%er]

Mind if I join?

[Mrluvaluva]

Be our guest.

[Mrluvaluva]

Linda's gone off line now. I was only joking Linds! Look what you are missing!

Edit pic - the first one was a bit borderline. lol

[Ruth]

I'm going to gatecrash this thread if that's okay. I am 30 something, but in my head, I got stuck at about 22.

[GiRTh]

Welcome Ruth. Always a pleasure.

[Dr43%er]

Why thank you. Who am I then? Please don't say egg.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by BAZG
Linda's gone off line now. I was only joking Linds! Look what you are missing! She'll like him. Trust me.

[lily.]

Ok, I'm here.. I'm multi-tasking..

Nice pic baz.. I'd hit it.. :wink:

[GiRTh]

Lind, you found my sexist comment. And on a thread that I thought no woman would ever visit. Trust you.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Why thank you. Who am I then? Please don't say egg.


We're supposed to be doing Friends now. I am Joey, Geoff is Chandler, and Linda is Phoebe.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Linda
Ok, I'm here.. I'm multi-tasking..

Nice pic baz.. I'd hit it.. :wink:


The first one? lol

[lily.]

So basically you are Ross doc, unless you wanna be one of the lesser characters..

[Mrluvaluva]

I've changed my mind! I wanna' be ugly naked guy instead! lol

[Dr43%er]

Sorry I will try to keep up. Can I be the bloke played by Tom Sellick (Magnum P.I.)

[GiRTh]

Can I be Gunther?

[Mrluvaluva]

BAZG - Ugly naked guy
GiRTh -
Dr43%er -
Linda - Phoebe
Ruth -
Kizwiz -


Add your name to the list or update your charater name please!

[lily.]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Sorry I will try to keep up. Can I be the bloke played by Tom Sellick (Magnum P.I.)

Richard.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Sorry I will try to keep up. Can I be the bloke played by Tom Sellick (Magnum P.I.)


That'll be Richard.

[lily.]

Linda - Phoebe
BAZG - Ugly naked guy
GiRTh - Gunther
Dr43%er - Richard
Ruth -
Kizwiz -

[Mrluvaluva]

Snap!

[lily.]

Are we that sad? :laugh:

[Dr43%er]

BAZG - Ugly naked guy
GiRTh -
Dr43%er - Tom Sellick (don't know his name in the show.
Linda - Phoebe
Ruth -
Kizwiz -

[GiRTh]

I've got be secretly in love with whoever is Rachel.

[Dr43%er]

I said I would try to keep up. Bugger.

[Mrluvaluva]

Linda - Phoebe
BAZG - Ugly naked guy
GiRTh - Gunther
Dr43%er - Richard
Ruth -
Kizwiz -

[lily.]

See how I sneaked my name up to the top of the list there.. :thumbs:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
I've got be secretly in love with whoever is Rachel.


nodis! You want to be Rachel?!

[GiRTh]

Who's mucklng about with this thread?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Linda
See how I sneaked my name up to the top of the list there.. :thumbs:


Do you prefer to be on top Linda?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Who's mucklng about with this thread?


Que??????

[GiRTh]

Ruth or Kiz. Do you want to do the honours?:flowers:

[lily.]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Linda
See how I sneaked my name up to the top of the list there.. :thumbs:


Do you prefer to be on top Linda?

Depends on who's with me.. :wink:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by GiRTh
Who's mucklng about with this thread?


Que?????? The thread went a bit scewiff but is now back on track.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by GiRTh
I've got be secretly in love with whoever is Rachel.


nodis! You want to be Rachel?!


nodis!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lily.]

FFS.. don't entice him in here.. I can't handle that! LoL

[Mrluvaluva]

Well I noticed that Ruth & Kiz have gone very quiet since Geoffs' proposal! lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Linda
FFS.. don't entice him in here.. I can't handle that! LoL


An admission in terms! Finally found a man Linda cannot handle! lol

[~Kizwiz~]

Linda - Phoebe
BAZG - Ugly naked guy
GiRTh - Gunther
Dr43%er - Richard
Ruth -
Kizwiz - Monica :bigsmile: (slightly neurotic)

[Dr43%er]

Does the club move from time to time for security reasons?

Richard (me) Who was he (I) tupping then? I don't really watch "friends"

[Mrluvaluva]

Come on Ruth. You gotta be Rachel.

Linda - Phoebe
BAZG - Joey (I changed back)
GiRTh - Gunther
Dr43%er - Richard
Ruth -
Kizwiz - Monica (slightly neurotic)

[Mrluvaluva]

I'll be back later. Hope you all don't miss me too much while I am gone.

[lily.]

Oh, I will miss you so much I will be near a nervous breakdown Baz...

*slight conan moment there.. *

[lily.]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Linda - Phoebe
BAZG - Ugly naked guy
GiRTh - Gunther
Dr43%er - Richard
Ruth -
Kizwiz - Monica :bigsmile: (slightly neurotic)

Funnily enough I was guna suggest monica for u Kiz then I decided to wait to see what you suggested.. LoL.. I know you so well!

[GiRTh]

We'll miss you as much as we did today. Did you notice he wasn't around Lind? Me neither.

[lily.]

Ur inbox was pining for him G.. I have the U2U evidence to prove it.. :tongue:

[GiRTh]

Shut it!

[lily.]

hahaha.. seems to be a lot of "shut it" going on today.. :rolleyes:

[GiRTh]

You started it.

[lily.]

Yeah, true...

I like this thread... It's completely pointless.. like our conversations..

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Linda
Funnily enough I was guna suggest monica for u Kiz then I decided to wait to see what you suggested.. LoL.. I know you so well!

Well I cant really be Rachel can I..... have to be neurotic monica :laugh:

[lily.]

I reckon we should get James into this thread, and Sunny...

anyway, on that note, I must leave.. might see y'all later, if not,, it will be tomoro..

Lata.. xxx

[Dr43%er]

:wavey:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Shut it!


What's all this about then eh?

[lily.]

Secrets. Dirty little secrets Baz. :wink:

I have some of his, and he has some of mine. So none of us are talking! :tongue:

[Mrluvaluva]

I am sure I can think of something.

[lily.]

You got secrets Baz? :rolleyes:

[Mrluvaluva]

Ooh Lots! What is with you anyway? One minute you're online, the next you're off, eh, eh?

[lily.]

I'm always around Baz... all seeing all knowing.. LoL

Nah, seriously, it's been a bit on/off for the past few days... I got lots to do and nothing to do.. confused? you should be!

[Mrluvaluva]

Ahh ok?? Keep taking the medication. You will be ok.

[lily.]

So they tell me, but I'm not convinced. I think this is just going to be a general state of affairs for me.. :laugh:

So, what grand plans do you have this fine evening?

[Mrluvaluva]

Nothing at this late time now. Just finished dinner not long since, a quick chat on here and then fall asleep in front of a film. And you?

[lily.]

At the moment, I'm swithering between arzing about online, or watching somethin on the telly... it's a tough choice. .. :bigsmile:

[Mrluvaluva]

Have you checked out the video on my Youtube/Beyonce thread. You will laugh your socks off!

[lily.]

I was guna, but I haven't seen the original video, so I wasn't sure if it would be worth watching.. I might check it out later.. I have muh music on.. and it's a lovely change from the end-to-end cartoons I've had to endure today!

[Mrluvaluva]

Who ya listening to? Bye the way, I have u2u'd nodis for him to join us.

[Mrluvaluva]

Oops when I first posted tonight, I forgot to say "How ya doin"!

[lily.]

regardin nodis.. :rolleyes:

And yeah.. I'm doin fine baby.. how you doin.. LoL ..

And, I'm listening to muh imeem playlist.. which I compiled the other day.. wanna hear it?

[Mrluvaluva]

Sure. "And get me a Subway meatball sandwich!"

[lily.]

CLICKY-CLICKY (http://angelicupstart.imeem.com/)

I have 2 at the moment. A mellow one and a not so mellow one.

[Mrluvaluva]

Aww. No photos?

[lily.]

Of what? Moi? U want something to keep the burglars out like?

[Mrluvaluva]

Something to put on the mantlepiece to keep the kids away from the fire.

[lily.]

I was guna say that but I thought u didn't have kids, so I didn't say it.. LoL...

Could work to keep your nephew away from it though.. :spin:

[Mrluvaluva]

I'd need a tank for that one! lol

[lily.]

Sounds ominous! U got a pic online then Baz?

[BB-Rocks]

Milk

[lily.]

Thirsty?

[Mrluvaluva]

No. I meant a tank to control my nephew. I used to have a myspace page but it got removed as a spammer got hold of it. What's with the milk BB?

[Mrluvaluva]

Bitty! lol

[lily.]

Ewwwwwwwwwww ha ha ha.. As long as it's not mine he's after.. Lmao

[Mrluvaluva]

Where is everone tonight?

[lily.]

AWOL.

[Mrluvaluva]

The bar stewards. I'm heading off in a mo. You gonna be on tomorrow day?

[lily.]

Very likely.. check ur U2U.. i got somethin for ya.

[Mrluvaluva]

Nice one. I will do the same soon! We will have to get the others to do it too!

[lily.]

Yeah, I have some already. I eagerly await urs.. :pat:

[Mrluvaluva]

Aren't you gonna share?

[lily.]

I don't think it would be appropriate without asking permission first..

I will get back to you.. :thumbs:

[Mrluvaluva]

Spoil sport! You sticking around for the fireworks?

[lily.]

What fireworks?

[Mrluvaluva]

There will be on the new Jade Goody post by Space. Nodis is on and he'll have to retaliate!

[lily.]

Ah yes.. good point..

[Mrluvaluva]

I will look forward to reading all about it tomorrow. Goodnight.

[lily.]

Night Mate.. I'm off as well.. x

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Linda
Secrets. Dirty little secrets Baz. :wink:

I have some of his, and he has some of mine. So none of us are talking! :tongue: I have more of hers than she has of mine.

[Mrluvaluva]

How ya doin!

[GiRTh]

Alreet! You.

[Mrluvaluva]

Aye man. You catching up on posts?

[Dr43%er]

Morning :xyxwave:

How is everyone this fine day?



I have u2u'd nodis for him to join us.


Please tell me you are joking? I was hoping this would be a Jade free zone.

Did a pub quiz last night and bombed. To much Baltika to concentrate properly. Such a nice larger though. Like smack, it's so morish. (credit to who ever came up with that) I have then come in to work forgetting that I have swapped days off with a colleague. What a **** wit. Don't know what to do now.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Morning :xyxwave:

How is everyone this fine day?



I have u2u'd nodis for him to join us.


Please tell me you are joking? I was hoping this would be a Jade free zone.

Did a pub quiz last night and bombed. To much Baltika to concentrate properly. Such a nice larger though. Like smack, it's so morish. (credit to who ever came up with that) I have then come in to work forgetting that I have swapped days off with a colleague. What a **** wit. Don't know what to do now.


Mornin'

I was joking about the nodis u2u. If he comes on here talking about Jade then everybody has to click the ignore button - agreed?

And lol going to work on the wrong day! Did you have to go back home again? Your brain is mashed!

[Dr43%er]

No I am still here. Meeting a mate in a bit for a beer and some lunch while I am in town. I am so glad you were joking about nodis. Good god man, don't do that shite. You know we are all getting on in this thread.

May have a wonder and have a look at the fire in the city centre. See if there is much damage. You up to much?

[~Kizwiz~]

Alright lads :hugesmile:

[GiRTh]

Alreet Kiz!

[~Kizwiz~]

Hope everyone is fine and dandy.... I was supposed to be working today but they dont need me to temp there today..... so its a day at home with the lovely Red Moon :elephant:

[Dr43%er]

Does Red know you are a member of Kinky Club?

[GiRTh]

Good. Get Red on this thread.

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Does Red know you are a member of Kinky Club?

Errrr..... Red made me kinky.... :wink:

Before I met him i was sweet and angelic :angel:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
No I am still here. Meeting a mate in a bit for a beer and some lunch while I am in town. I am so glad you were joking about nodis. Good god man, don't do that s****. You know we are all getting on in this thread.

May have a wonder and have a look at the fire in the city centre. See if there is much damage. You up to much?

What fire? What city centre?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by kizwiz

Errrr..... Red made me kinky.... :wink:

Before I met him i was sweet and angelic :angel: Do tell?

[Mrluvaluva]

Pervert!

[Dr43%er]

LOL. I am thinking of a Kinky Club MySpace so we don't have your other half breathing down our necks. Your neck is fine but.... i don't know where I am going with this. I will shut up.

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by GiRTh

Do tell? [/quote]

You'll have to ask him yourself :wink:

Originally posted by BAZG
Pervert!

He is..... and I love it :laugh:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
LOL. I am thinking of a Kinky Club MySpace so we don't have your other half breathing down our necks. Your neck is fine but.... i don't know where I am going with this. I will shut up.

What happens when your other half is just as kinky as us?

[Dr43%er]

Fire at the Heymarket shopping centre in Leicester City Centre. A gas canister on the roof went up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/leicester/content/image_galleries/haymarket_explosion_fire_gallery.shtml?1

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Fire at the Heymarket shopping centre in Leicester City Centre. A gas canister on the roof went up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/leicester/content/image_galleries/haymarket_explosion_fire_gallery.shtml?1

Ive been there loads of times...... being a Rutland gal myself :hugesmile:

[Dr43%er]

Kizwiz. Mr Moon is a mod, yes? Could he not delete stuff on here if we went to far?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Fire at the Heymarket shopping centre in Leicester City Centre. A gas canister on the roof went up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/leicester/content/image_galleries/haymarket_explosion_fire_gallery.shtml?1


Not working

[Dr43%er]

being a Rutland gal myself


Well they do say the posh ones are the kinkiest. :wink:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Kizwiz. Mr Moon is a mod, yes? Could he not delete stuff on here if we went to far?

he could indeed..... he just clicks on the edit button and hey presto

[Dr43%er]

Not working? Hang on......

[Dr43%er]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/leicester/content/image_galleries/haymarket_explosion_fire_gallery.shtml?1

Try that.

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Dr43%er

Well they do say the posh ones are the kinkiest. :wink:

Your right there :laugh:

It just took Mr Moon to bring out my submissive side :whistle:

[Dr43%er]

he could indeed..... he just clicks on the edit button and hey presto
Thus the myspace idea. We could go further if people wanted to.

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Thus the myspace idea. We could go further if people wanted to. [/quote]

I'm game if Linda's game...... me and L have a special bond :hugesmile:

[Dr43%er]

Well I will work on it when I have time.

[Dr43%er]

kizwis, Have you seen the Kinky Club logo yet?

[~Kizwiz~]

Just dont give the URL out on any thread..... people know I'm a kinky bugger but they dont know how much :blush2: (well except for a few)

I did try and get Red in on the thread but he's fiddling with a 'sun' at my feet (new buy on ebay :rolleyes:)

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
kizwis, Have you seen the Kinky Club logo yet?

OOooooooh no I havent.......

[Dr43%er]

It will be strictly invite only via U2U or trusted friends. You would be free to go as far as you wanted or just sit back and watch others make twat's of themselves.

Sound fair?

[~Kizwiz~]

sounds funny :tongue:

[~Kizwiz~]

only just found the fun in myspace just a few weeks ago...... slow I know but its way too addictive

[GiRTh]

Count me in. Where do I sign up?

[Dr43%er]

Logo.













http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/123andrew/Kinky-club-to-web.jpg

What do you reckon?

[GiRTh]

I like it. Lets' get it going.

[~Kizwiz~]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....... he looks like a gimp http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b040.gif

[lily.]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Before I met him i was sweet and angelic :angel:

Sorry girl, but that made me literally Laugh Out Loud! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[lily.]

Oh, and 'morning perverts!' ... :wink:

[Dr43%er]

he looks like a gimp


:sad: That's me that is.

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Linda
Originally posted by kizwiz
Before I met him i was sweet and angelic :angel:

Sorry girl, but that made me literally Laugh Out Loud! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Welll maybe that was a slight exaggeration...... but he made me worse..... or maybe I made him worse http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a010.gif

Either way...... its all fun baby!

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Dr43%er

he looks like a gimp


:sad: That's me that is.

Serious????? LMAO! (sorry)

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Logo.













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What do you reckon? Have you got a mask on?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Linda
Oh, and 'morning perverts!' ... :wink:


Pot calling the kettle! Morning Lind.

[Dr43%er]

Yep, it is me. Thought I best I best prove my kinky credentials is I am going to be chairman. It also proves I am will to make a twat of my self for the cause.

Right, I'm off. See you all later.

[Mrluvaluva]

Laters Doc

[Dr43%er]

No mask. Just a bright red cod piece.

Ta ra.

[~Kizwiz~]

Bye :xyxwave:

[lily.]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Linda
Oh, and 'morning perverts!' ... :wink:


Pot calling the kettle! Morning Lind.

Yeah, well... LoL... I'm rough today.. :bored:

[lily.]

Lata Doc.. x

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Linda

Yeah, well... LoL... I'm rough today.. :bored:

Oh no honey.... what's up?

[GiRTh]

Cheers Doc.

[lily.]

I've got a sore throat.. I'm now gettin what the wee man had.. been lookin after him for the last 3 days, and now I'm R.A.F. :sad:

[lily.]

U lot are actually quite subdued this morning.. are we all multi-tasking or is it something in the atmosphere?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Linda
I've got a sore throat.. I'm now gettin what the wee man had.. been lookin after him for the last 3 days, and now I'm R.A.F. :sad:

Ahhh sweetie..... I hope you fell better soon....... there is a lot of colds doing the rounds and its that time of year where everyone has them..... I've been lucky, I havent had many colds this winter.....*cross fingers*

oh and ....R.A.F.???

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Linda
U lot are actually quite subdued this morning.. are we all multi-tasking or is it something in the atmosphere?

Am multi tasking and trying to keep one eye on the little one..... and I dont mean BigMac :wink:

[lily.]

hahaha! Yeah, you need eyes on the back of ur head when they are that age, don't you!...

R.A.F. = Rough As F.... well you can guess the rest. I got ticked off yesterday from Kaz for muh language.. ha ha.. makes a change from BigMac!!!!

I seem to have taken every damn cold and infection that's going this year. I'm knocking into the vitamins and iron now. I don't eat right, and that's probably why I always get the cr@p!

[~Kizwiz~]

Ahhhh that might be it Linda...... more vitamins are needed!

I'm trying to get my 5 a day but it bloody tough!

[lily.]

I'm gettin my 5-a-day alright.. :wink:

Oh, sorry, you meant fruit-and-veg... right? :tongue:

[Mrluvaluva]

Such innuendo! Mary Whitehouse will be turning in her grave!

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Linda
I'm gettin my 5-a-day alright.. :wink:

Oh, sorry, you meant fruit-and-veg... right? :tongue: Always in the gutter.:tongue:

[lily.]

Is Mary Whitehouse dead... damn.. nobody told me..

[lily.]

Always in the gutter? heh.... G.. that's rich coming from you.... :wink:

[Mrluvaluva]

I killed her this morning. No, she died in 2001.

[lily.]

Remember the Mary Whitehouse experience?

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh I do. She was a great shag.

[Mrluvaluva]

Up until last year when the decomposition really set in.

[GiRTh]

I remember them Newman, Baddiel, Punt and Dennis.

[lily.]

I worry about you Baz.. necrophilia.. what next?

Aye, it was.. there were a few good comedians in it.. was on about the time I left school... (christ, that wasn't yesterday!)

[Mrluvaluva]

[i]Originally posted by Linda

I worry about you Baz.. necrophilia.. what next?




Everybody's into it nowadays! It's the new pilates.

[lily.]

London aint good for you Baz.. get back up North.. they only pump dogs up there.. :tongue:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Linda
London aint good for you Baz.. get back up North.. they only pump dogs up there.. :tongue:


Only? I remember who was in the show now!

[lily.]

Originally posted by GiRTh
I remember them Newman, Baddiel, Punt and Dennis.

Aye, that was them, I kept thinking Ben Elton, but he was Saturday Live, wasn't he?

[Mrluvaluva]

He was. I used to love the comic strip.

[~Kizwiz~]

My bloody cat has just sprayed on my furniture........ thats it.... he's getting his gonads cut off!

[lily.]

Oh aye.. going back a few more years now though.. eh?

and, The Young Ones.. that was quality telly!

[~Kizwiz~]

I love the young ones...... Vivian is my fav

[Mrluvaluva]

Do you remeber Naked Video?

[lily.]

Originally posted by kizwiz
My bl***y cat has just sprayed on my furniture........ thats it.... he's getting his gonads cut off!

ut oh.. it might be too late honey.. the vet told me that you have to get them done before they start spraying cuz they can keep doing it after they've been done.

Originally I had 3 cats, when I first got married, and we got two of them done, but couldn't get the other one done cuz he only had one nad... He sprayed constantly, and it was a flucking nightmare... Moving stuff makes it worse apparently. I used to move my furniture around for a wee change, and he sprayed doors, walls, sofas.. the works.. Seriously bad stuff..

Hopefully if you get him done, he will stop, but I wouldn't bet on it.

I thought you had 2 females in the house anyway.. you weren't guna breed were you?

[GiRTh]

Just cut his nads off.

[lily.]

Originally posted by BAZG
Do you remeber Naked Video?

Aye, it was Scottish wasn't it?

Do any of you get "chewin the fat" down south, or "still game"?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by BAZG

lol. Get the cloth out!

Wet wipes do the trick! Red has been umming and ahhring about the wee lad losing his manhood...... but I'm sorry.... the cat aint doing that in the house!

He's getting booked in!

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Linda

Aye, it was Scottish wasn't it?

Do any of you get "chewin the fat" down south, or "still game"? What are they?

[lily.]

CLICKY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdzflDap__U)

[lily.]

CLICKY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ILndvRyPPQ)

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by BAZG

lol. Get the cloth out!

Wet wipes do the trick! Red has been umming and ahhring about the wee lad losing his manhood...... but I'm sorry.... the cat aint doing that in the house!

He's getting booked in! How can you undo gods handywork. nah stuff that. Get him seen to.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Linda
Originally posted by BAZG
Do you remeber Naked Video?

Aye, it was Scottish wasn't it?

Do any of you get "chewin the fat" down south, or "still game"?


Never seen them?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Linda

I thought you had 2 females in the house anyway.. you weren't guna breed were you?

They have been done years ago....... bloody cat! Grrrrrrrrrr........... once they have been done...... he wont have the bits to spray will he?

[GiRTh]

Lind, have you checked the Shield thread?

[lily.]

Originally posted by kizwiz
once they have been done...... he wont have the bits to spray will he?

Yes he will. Sprayin is just a small (albeit stinky) amount of urine they shoot out by pointing their "part" backwards. Apparently it takes some skill and concentration to do it which is why they pace from foot to foot, squeeze their eyes shut and quiver the tip of their tail.

They can still physically spray without their nads, but the likelihood is reduced because they no longer feel as territorial as they did pre-op.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Linda
Yes he will. Sprayin is just a small (albeit stinky) amount of urine they shoot out by pointing their "part" backwards. Apparently it takes some skill and concentration to do it which is why they pace from foot to foot, squeeze their eyes shut and quiver the tip of their tail.

They can still physically spray without their nads, but the likelihood is reduced because they no longer feel as territorial as they did pre-op. Are you a cat psychologist?

[lily.]

I know a lot about cats G.

STILL GAME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-7m4XhEkKM)

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Linda

Yes he will. Sprayin is just a small (albeit stinky) amount of urine they shoot out by pointing their "part" backwards. Apparently it takes some skill and concentration to do it which is why they pace from foot to foot, squeeze their eyes shut and quiver the tip of their tail.

They can still physically spray without their nads, but the likelihood is reduced because they no longer feel as territorial as they did pre-op.

Well he aint doing it a lot..... this is only the second time he has done it in 2 months so we aint doing to bad....... better get him checked in to have his crown jewels removed

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Linda
I know a lot about cats G.

STILL GAME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-7m4XhEkKM) Love it. 'Durrty stinky b**tard'

[Ella]

Ohhh I'm not Thirty something..Can I pretend?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Ella
Ohhh I'm not Thirty something..Can I pretend? Of course you can.

[lily.]

Oh, I meant to post that I was goin.. and I didn't do it... muh bad..

Anyway, yeah, I went, and now I'm back, and I'm goin again..

Lata.. x

[Ella]

WooHoo! So what do 30+ Talk about..

Sex? 'Cause I know stuff about that!!! :tongue:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Ella
WooHoo! So what do 30+ Talk about..

Sex? 'Cause I know stuff about that!!! :tongue: Tell us what you know.

[Ella]

Sex is the best thing in the free world! (Unless you pay for it of course!)

Sex solves everything..Arguments with your partner (Making up sex is the best!)

Lonliness (Go and have a one night stand!)

Revenge (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

All sorts!