The winner of TiBB Eurovision 2017 is MB!

[Babayaro.]

"and 'Marsh is gay' is overplayed" lmao

[Babayaro.]

I'm in the living room with the others so i can't put the YT vids on :(

[MB.]

I preferred your first song tonight, Dezzy, but I suppose this will do

(well done :love: As ever, Detox's verse was the best. Sofie Gråbøll-ing these hoes indeed <3)

[T*]

actually ****ing amazing :joker::joker::joker:

[T*]

I'm in the living room with the others so i can't put the YT vids on :(

wear headphones you stupid straighty

not knowing rupauls discography

GOD

[Wizard.]

Omg the Brexit Drag Queen anthem I've been waiting my whole life for :bowsdown:

[Ronald.]

Bet Jade Ewen is feeling nervous backstage now. R.

[Denver]

:clap1:

[Jamie89]

The Bosnia & Herzegovina shade :laugh2: Loved it!

[Jøsh]

I'm in the living room with the others so i can't put the YT vids on :(

Bb17 teas

[Babayaro.]

wear headphones you stupid straighty

not knowing rupauls discography

GOD

But i'm watching BGT as well :bawling:

I'll look at each song properly later on

[Ronald.]

I don't know some of these original versions of the songs but I must say I'm laughing reading through them! R.

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/HyFapPa.png

Female AI: I am pleased to confirm the recalibrations to Presenter_Rudolph were a success.

Male AI: I am now operating at a regular size and diagnostics suggest I am no longer "intimidating" or "rapey"

Female AI: Further diagnostics are required.

Male AI: Initiating program 'Ireland'... ERROR#NEW GAY TAOISECH-

http://i.imgur.com/tvTSDmN.png

[MB.]

Don't lie, Ron, we all know you love a bit of Katya Zamolodchikova

[Babayaro.]

I don't know some of these original versions of the songs but I must say I'm laughing reading through them! R.

Surely you know my Hall & Oates classic? :)

[Wizard.]

Male AI: Initiating program 'Ireland'... ERROR#NEW GAY TAOISECH-

:joker:

[Babayaro.]

Lol these introductions, Shaun

[Ronald.]

Surely you know my Hall & Oates classic? :)

Oh of course to that one, a classic! R.

[MB.]

RIP rapey Rudolph, we hardly knew ye

[Ronald.]

Don't lie, Ron, we all know you love a bit of Katya Zamolodchikova

I don't know many foreign singers unfortunately, bit ignorant I know! R.

[Shaun]

To be sung in the tune of :

ZwYxZNbbAaA

It’s Better in America
By
The Ghosts Of TiBB Past

Caitlin go, take your backpack
It’s better in America
Gypsygoth won’t you come back
And my Ammi too where are ya?

Took off from the forum without a say
The forum is grieving and drinking alot
Cos our buds did go away
Lost in a notion with no second glance
I wonder how they’re getting on now they’ve left Tee Eye Bee Bee Land?

Caitlin go, take your backpack
It’s better in America
Gypsygoth won’t you come back
And my Ammi too where-are-ya?

Did you all put your notice in
was the site lacking?
The day you left, the day you bailed
From Lost Alex to Novo mosta
Could we have failed you?
Could they have trolled you?
So I’ll go commence my rhyming
and I’ll praise you in this song

Caitlin go, take your backpack
It’s better in America
Gypsygoth won’t you come back
And my Ammi too where-are-ya?

Locke-Boy no more
Happyland no more
Jesus no more
Roy no more
[3x]

Oh leather, my bud
Will you never learn?
Oh let us try to get Kirk back
a dying Serious Debatable trend
Do not bait anymore
I think we all need to stop baiting more
Do we have to have insults hurled?
To prove how much we’re worth?

Caitlin go, take your backpack
It’s better in America
Gypsygoth won’t you come back
And My Ammi too, where-are-ya?

Mod Nate no more
Glenn could? Not sure
Mitchell no more
Iceman no more.
[3x]

Mod Nate no more
Glenn could? Not sure
Mitchell no more
Locke-Boy no more.

[MB.]

I'm only a few seconds into this but all the bonus points for substituting "Miami" for "my Ammi" <3

[Ronald.]

That one is lost on me unfortunately as I don't know any of those people but I'm sure if I did I would be giggling along. R.

[T*]

I'm only a few seconds into this but all the bonus points for substituting "Miami" for "my Ammi" <3
this :joker:

[Wizard.]

The missing people's choir are shook Niamh :clap1:

[T*]

this is brilliant lmao
well done neeve!!!!!

[MB.]

Glorious as ever, Niamh :love: You even managed to make me get over my intense loathing for The Proclaimers :clap1:

[Denver]

Beautiful

[Jamie89]

I'm only a few seconds into this but all the bonus points for substituting "Miami" for "my Ammi" <3

Yes! This was inspired! :love:

Loved it Niamh :clap1:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/Q7fCaiz.png

Male AI: ERROR. ERROR. SIZE RECALIBRATION FAILED
INITIATING 'SWELL.exe'

http://i.imgur.com/gAcXx89.png

ABORT-

http://i.imgur.com/KiLnJ92.png

ABORT. RUN EMERGENCY PROGRAM 'DENMARK'

http://i.imgur.com/Ih7UahE.png

[T*]

:laugh2:

[Jamie89]

The intro's are brilliant Shaun :laugh:

[Shaun]

(denmark did actually get a postcard because Josiah is a nepotistic little bastard so if you want to imagine what yours MIGHT have looked like, here you go)

8-hkSvOk7zk

[T*]

-waits for MB to say something like 'Oh look at denmark's lovely traffic!!!'-

[Shaun]

https://soundcloud.com/josiahstuart/ego

[Wizard.]

The Saturdays are shook :love: and stay pressed UKIP loved the foreign language

[T*]

:clap2: great stuff josiah :love:

[Jamie89]

Haunting, beautiful, original :worship: I'm slayed, well done Josiah :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

http://i.imgur.com/Q7fCaiz.png

Male AI: ERROR. ERROR. SIZE RECALIBRATION FAILED
INITIATING 'SWELL.exe'

http://i.imgur.com/gAcXx89.png

ABORT-

http://i.imgur.com/KiLnJ92.png

ABORT. RUN EMERGENCY PROGRAM 'DENMARK'

http://i.imgur.com/Ih7UahE.png
:joker::joker:

[MB.]

Josiah :love: Your songwriting and performance abilities know no bounds

[Denver]

Congrats

[MB.]

Josiah :love: Your songwriting and performance abilities know no bounds

Probably should have written this in French, shouldn't I

[T*]

Probably should have written this in French, shouldn't I

je suis omlette :love:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/5rgaLk5.jpg

WE'RE FREE!

Nous avons échappé à nos oppresseurs robotiques!

My darling Augustine, I thought we were gone forever!

Je vais avoir un daiquiri à la fraise s'il vous plaît!

Please, be upstanding, for Moldova!

http://i.imgur.com/0YcDHmr.png

[T*]

Eurovision 2017 Faves: Romania, Denmark, Sweden, Bulgaria & Portugal
ty sweetie!

[Jamie89]

I have to go for a bit but I'll catch up when I'm back

[MB.]

Wait, who are these imposters?

[Shaun]

I am the Loser By MD Unitied

DBAdOlQPbwg

I am the loser (I am, I am)
I am the loser (I am, I am)

I am the loser of TIBBvision
(I am, I am, I am, I am)
I am the loser of TIBBvision
(I am, I am, I am, I am)

Yeah, so you Betta vote (vote), vote (vote)
Vote for the loser
Vote (vote), vote (vote)
Vote for the loser
(Ooh...)

I am the loser of TIBBvision
De Chișinău city à Lisbon, TIBB United ici
I am the loser of TIBBvision
Noi cânta din La fel melopee
We got it goin' on

Yeah, every day you hear me on the radio (Yeah)
And every day you see me on the news (That's right)
It doesn't matter, in mono or in stereo (Better in stereo)
'Cause i am here to represent the truth

I am the loser of TIBBvision
(I am, I am, I am, I am)
I am the loser of TIBBvision
(I am, I am, I am, I am)
Go, baby

I am the loser of TIBBvision
(I am, I am, I am, I am)
I am the loser of TIBBvision
(I am, I am, I am, I am)

Ah... I am the loser of TIBBvision
(I am, I am, I am, I am)
I am the loser of TIBBvision
(I am, I am, I am, I am)

Yeah, so you Betta vote (vote), vote (vote)
Vote for the loser
Vote (vote), vote (vote)
Vote for the loser
(Ooh...)

'Cause I am the loser of TIBBvision
Vote!

[Niamh.]

Oh sorry was out all day, just got back, I need to catch up

[MB.]

Very catchy, Adam :clap1:

[Wizard.]

The dramatic irony :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

Copyright?


(But no, well done :clap2:)

[Ronald.]

Ha ha well done Adam, I liked that! R.

[Firewire]

I love effort

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/XJy8jeP.jpg

I love an honest entry, Augustine!

They are top dollar!

Have you been learning English from KoreanBilly, my sweet?

Oi mate I'll have a pint-

ffs just bring on Cyprus :(

http://i.imgur.com/n9h6RnL.png

[Ronald.]

Ooh me now with an extra special guest! Hope you all like it forum. R.

[T*]

korean billy :laugh3:

[Shaun]

Woo Her Tonight (The Ballad of Ron and Margaret) – Ron and Margaret

Ron teams up with wife Margaret to represent Cyprus at the Eurovision this year. When Ron approached Margaret to represent Cyprus with him, she was flattered, but all the more so when she discovered the song was a tribute to their love and told the story of the day they met over 40 years ago. Whilst Margaret won't be singing, she'll very much on the stage with Ron. He'll be hoping too woo her and the eurovision voters on the night.

Picture this, blue smoke and beautiful lighting. A small fishing boat slightly rocking in the middle of the stage. A boat representing the boat that Ron and Margaret went fishing on on their first date in Dungeness back in 1973.

“I’m thrilled to be representing Cyprus in this Year’s Eurovision” reveals Ron. “Get your tissues out for this acoustic guitar based pop number. If it doesn’t win Eurovision it will at least win your hearts. Just like Margaret won mine over forty years ago.”



-Verse 1-

She’s looking at me,
Her emerald eyes and golden thighs,
The highlight of ’73.

Wind blowing her floral dress,
Love at first sight, I think It might
Be love in Dungeness


-Prechorus-

So I might just take this chance
Oh I might just take this chance


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I might woo her tonight
Oh I might woo her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I might woo her tonight


-Verse 2-

Sunny days and lemonade
A sparkly broach, a long hot coach
A single blonde braid

Who’d know, a life we’d spend together
Full of tales, In sunny wales,
Two precious girls to join our life forever


-Prechorus-

So I might just take this chance
Oh I might just take this chance


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I might woo her tonight
Oh I might woo her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I might woo her tonight


-Bridge-

May not be doing myself any favours
But smooth seas never made good sailors,
And I swore I would never change her
No I swore that I won’t change her..


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I think i've wooed her tonight
Oh I think i've wooed her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I’ll woo her for life.

[Wizard.]

I miss the robots TBH

[Babayaro.]

http://i.imgur.com/XJy8jeP.jpg

I love an honest entry, Augustine!

They are top dollar!

Have you been learning English from KoreanBilly, my sweet?

Oi mate I'll have a pint-

ffs just bring on Cyprus :(

http://i.imgur.com/n9h6RnL.png

Ffs :laugh2:

[T*]

korean billy :laugh3:

i feel like that drunk aunt that cackles at everything

[T*]

Woo Her Tonight (The Ballad of Ron and Margaret) – Ron and Margaret

Ron teams up with wife Margaret to represent Cyprus at the Eurovision this year. When Ron approached Margaret to represent Cyprus with him, she was flattered, but all the more so when she discovered the song was a tribute to their love and told the story of the day they met over 40 years ago. Whilst Margaret won't be singing, she'll very much on the stage with Ron. He'll be hoping too woo her and the eurovision voters on the night.

Picture this, blue smoke and beautiful lighting. A small fishing boat slightly rocking in the middle of the stage. A boat representing the boat that Ron and Margaret went fishing on on their first date in Dungeness back in 1973.

“I’m thrilled to be representing Cyprus in this Year’s Eurovision” reveals Ron. “Get your tissues out for this acoustic guitar based pop number. If it doesn’t win Eurovision it will at least win your hearts. Just like Margaret won mine over forty years ago.”



-Verse 1-

She’s looking at me,
Her emerald eyes and golden thighs,
The highlight of ’73.

Wind blowing her floral dress,
Love at first sight, I think It might
Be love in Dungeness


-Prechorus-

So I might just take this chance
Oh I might just take this chance


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I might woo her tonight
Oh I might woo her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I might woo her tonight


-Verse 2-

Sunny days and lemonade
A sparkly broach, a long hot coach
A single blonde braid

Who’d know, a life we’d spend together
Full of tales, In sunny wales,
Two precious girls to join our life forever


-Prechorus-

So I might just take this chance
Oh I might just take this chance


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I might woo her tonight
Oh I might woo her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I might woo her tonight


-Bridge-

May not be doing myself any favours
But smooth seas never made good sailors,
And I swore I would never change her
No I swore that I won’t change her..


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I think i've wooed her tonight
Oh I think i've wooed her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I’ll woo her for life.

THIS IS So CUTE IM GONNA CRY

[MB.]

I am wet

with tears, well done Ron

[Wizard.]

Ron I'm actually crying :bawling: this is better than Portugals

[Denver]

fantastic

[T*]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WK_aa2N5bu0/0.jpg

fnfnfff--fnnnnnnnn-hnhnhhhhhhhh-hhnnNHNHHHHHh-Bulgaria.

i just found this agaun im in tears

[Babayaro.]

Lovely, Ronald

[T*]

is adam just picking positive words out of a hat now

[Denver]

is adam just picking positive words out of a hat now

What a sad little boy trying to create drama in a fun thread

[Ronald.]

Thank you everyone. Hope the wife and I have done Cyprus proud tonight! R.

[T*]

What a sad little boy trying to create drama in a fun thread

t'was a joke

[T*]

Thank you everyone. Hope the wife and I have done Cyprus proud tonight! R.

you have :love:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/9OfW9m2.jpg

Oh Rudolph! Rudolph!

Whatever is the matter Augustine!

We are missing the Champions League final!

Yes, but-

I put €40000 on Cristiano Ronaldo to get a nipple out!

...here's Spain?

http://i.imgur.com/S0eEMpM.png

[Shaun]

(can you tell I'm writing these last minute because I was hoping to just use the postcards? even made the robots during this show. i'm very talented.)

[Shaun]

To the tune of Z18eMqK9BMM








http://i.imgur.com/gN3Qh3x.png



(They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just strut
What the ****?)


Presenter
Don’t need BBC
Done Celeb’ Fit Club
Cameos on Come Fly With Me
What's happened to me?
Look at my face...



http://i.imgur.com/FHxOEUE.png



Look constipated
Or just hungover
My neck feels bloated
Like I've downed ten cans of beans
Miss my Market Sweeps
Those penalties <3


Now keep calm, Daley, you'll still be around
Got In It to Win It, or has that finished?
Finding trolleys just to push them all around
'Cause I stay winning
Lay 'em up like...



Sweep, Sweep, bish

http://i.imgur.com/cbpD3WE.png?1 Another one in my basket! http://i.imgur.com/6O9sRQi.png

Pick 'n' Mix

Another load of **** prizes


They claimed it's tired
But they're all liars
Been doing test-runs
At Asda's, it's been fire
But no blow-up bananas!
So not for me


Now keep calm, Daley, you'll still be around
Got In It to Win It, or has that finished?
Finding holes in walls to slip in and out
'Cause I stay winning
Lay 'em up like...



Sweep, Sweep, bish



http://i.imgur.com/ZNG5Kuws.jpg




http://i.imgur.com/cbpD3WE.png?1 Another load in my basket! http://i.imgur.com/6O9sRQi.png

Pick 'n' Mix

Another load of **** prizes





Sweep, Sweep, bish

http://i.imgur.com/cbpD3WE.png?1 Another one in my basket! http://i.imgur.com/6O9sRQi.png

Blow-up fish

Another load of **** prizes




(They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
Daley Perry
They just know what is what
No Money
But they don't know what is what
They just know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just strut
Hahaha, yo
What the ****?)


£25 cash prize bonuses on deck
Cash for Gold ads just got me more checks
Tbh it was draining, was never off set
Forgot that I could DJ (Radio Trent!)
Sweep Sweep, aww the beebs got upset
So what if I turn up drugged up on set?
Sweep Sweep, well what will I do next?
Anyone need a host who touches their guests?

Don't you dare ask me back
I already despise you
Besides I can't sign a contract
Already done one with Sky 2

Ran? When? Daley gettin' tan
Mirror mirror who's the campest host in all the land?
Damn, man, Cilla was a stan
I said "I'll make it to your funeral if I can"
So goodbye, I'll be riding high
On my jewel encrusted trolley up into the sky

A star's a star, da ha da ha
They never thought an entertainer could make it this far
Forget Touch The Truck & The Other Half baby
I'll get Dale's Great Getaway recommissioned (maybe)


Sweep, Sweep, bish

http://i.imgur.com/cbpD3WE.png?1 Another go in my basket! http://i.imgur.com/6O9sRQi.png

Pick 'n' Mix

Another load of **** prizes


(They know what is what
Do they know?
But they don't know what is what
They just know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just strut)


what the f....

http://i.imgur.com/Qkr5OmU.png?1

[T*]

(can you tell I'm writing these last minute because I was hoping to just use the postcards? even made the robots during this show. i'm very talented.)

you were going to retire rudolph and augustine??? BITCH?? https://68.media.tumblr.com/8579d498500fb6005935303078f0311f/tumblr_oqn7vasT7R1wqvmuoo3_400.gif

[Ronald.]

Well done Shaun, you are doing a superb job! R.

[Jamie89]

Well done Adam :laugh:

Omg Ron that was so touching http://i.imgur.com/aaz6Vgj.gif

Well done :worship:

[Babayaro.]

NOT Dale :joker:

[Wizard.]

Omg Jake I'm HOWLING that was amazing :clap1:

[MB.]

ffs Jake :laugh2:

Someone's winning again this year

[Ronald.]

A song about Dale Winton how unexpected but why not! Did make me laugh. In It to Win It? I think Jake definitely is. R.

[T*]

i"M IN TEARS JAKE OMFG

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/6O9sRQi.png

[Wizard.]

Look at the Eurovision odds I think you're gonna stay at the top lol

[Jøsh]

Which country is that

[MB.]

I hope this is a subtle Don't Be So Silly, That's Not a Willy shoutout

[T*]

Which country is that

spain

[Firewire]

Did somebody say don't don't be so silly, that's not a willy?

[T*]

I hope this is a subtle Don't Be So Silly, That's Not a Willy shoutout

i'm

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/H9MnOMF.jpg

This is dragging on a bit now.

Yeah here's Sweden.

http://i.imgur.com/sTviKmd.png

[Niamh.]

You spelled Toaiseach wrong Shaun :idc:

[MB.]

Did somebody say don't don't be so silly, that's not a willy?

To think it once had the honour of gracing your sig

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/H9MnOMF.jpg

This is dragging on a bit now.

Yeah here's Sweden.

http://i.imgur.com/sTviKmd.png

this HURTS

[Shaun]

You spelled Toaiseach wrong Shaun :idc:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoiseach

so did you :idc:

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Jake :laugh: Touch the Truck is forgotten gem that deserves more recognition :clap1:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/k1du2m9.png
'After winning The Å Factor Sweden, New girl group Charlie's Angels are making waves for a very special reason - they are managed by a Labrador called Charlie. However - their new found fame hasn't been easy. Charlie's Angels have recieved a lot of hate for their music in their home town TiBB, an internet forum on the coast of Sweden. Their new song - Obsessed - is a message for their haters who keep pulling them down.'

Meet the gals!
Left to right:
LaT*sha, Marsha, That Gal, LuciaB, Roberta, Williamina
http://i.imgur.com/Tq6ew2s.png

H1Yt0xJKDY8

"I was like, why you so obsessed with us?"


So, oh, oh oh oh
So, oh, oh oh oh
Will the real C-A's please step to the mic?
C-A you need an C-A's place to be
C-A the C-A


[Marsha]
All up in the threads, sayin' we bullies
When we don't even, know you truly
Sayin' we up in your face, sayin' you a star
But your life's D.O.A, and we out at Charlie's
You be up in our A, you're so so lame
And no one here, even mentions your name
You tryna read, it's a catastrophe
Heard you get it toppin', but you aint toppin' hun


[Roberta]
Ah oh
Why you so obsessed with us?
Boy I want to know, lyin' that you're not baiting me
When everybody knows, it's clear that you're upset with me
Ohh, finally found some gals that you couldn't make pressed
Last man on the earth, still couldn't get us.


[LaT*sha]
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're out of your mind
You're confusing yo, you're confused you know
Why you tryna be so unkind?
Got you all fired up, with your Victim complex
Henny you're so white like you're bathin' in Tippex


[All together]
Ooh oh oh
Boy why you so obsessed with us?
So, oh, oh oh oh
So, oh, oh oh oh
And all the ladies sing
So, oh, oh oh oh
So, oh, oh oh oh
All the gals sing
(Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed)


[That Gal]
You open your gob, you hatin' hard
Ain't goin' feed a troll, I'm a let you starve
Graspin' at straws and you're concentratin'
You out of breath, hope you faintin'
Tellin' the world how much you hate us,
We didn't do anything, so why you flippin'?
You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation (Walmart is SHOOK)
We’re the, press conference, you're a conversation


[That Gal does a hair flip and her wig flies into the crowd]

[Roberta]
Ah oh
Why you so obsessed with us?
Boy I want to know, lyin' that you're not baiting me
When everybody knows, it's clear that you're upset with me
Ohh, finally found some gals that you couldn't make pressed
Last man on the earth, still couldn't get us.


[LaT*sha]
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're out of your mind
You're confusing yo, you're confused you know
Why you so unkind?
Got you all fired up, with your Victim complex
Henny you're so white like you're bathin' in Tippex


[Marsha proceeds to grab a bucket full of tippex and pour it over his head with his mouth open. After being immediately poisoned he falls to the ground and starts convulsing. None of the gals notice.]

[All together except dead Marsha]
Ooh oh oh
Boy why you so obsessed with us?
So, oh, oh oh oh
So, oh, oh oh oh
And all the ladies sing
So, oh, oh oh oh
So, oh, oh oh oh
All the gals sing
(Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed)


[Roberta and LuciaB harmonising]
Ah oh
Why you so obsessed with us? (He's all up in George Foreman)
And boy I want to know,
lyin' that you're not baiting me (lying that you're not baiting me)
When everybody knows, it's clear that you're upset with me (ay)
Oh, finally found some gals that you couldn't make pressed(oh)
Last man on the earth, still couldn't get us
(Last man on the earth, still couldn't get us)


[Roberta does a death drop and breaks both his legs]

[LaT*sha and Williamina harmonising]
You're delusional, you're delusional, (He's all up in my George Foreman)
Boy you're losing your mind (mind)
It's confusing yo, you're confused you know
Why you so unkind? (Unkind)
Got you all fired up, with your victim complex
(Henny) You're so white like you're bathin' in Tippex

Tack TiBB!
[A light falls from the stage and crushes the girls]

[MB.]

Let's just agree that the Irish are a silly people and have done with it

[Babayaro.]

i'm

What do you mean when you say this?

[Niamh.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoiseach

so did you :idc:

:laugh:

[Babayaro.]

Lmaoo @ the signs

[MB.]

Could have written that in a slightly bigger font, Tom

Wonderful song, though :love: I'm slightly turned on

[Jamie89]

[All together except dead Marsha]

I cackled... love it Tom well done! :love:

[T*]

Could have written that in a slightly bigger font, Tom

Wonderful song, though :love: I'm slightly turned on

Thank you :love:
idk if i should kink shame you for finding a death by tipp-ex inhalation sexy though

[T*]

I cackled... love it Tom well done! :love:

Thanks :love:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/aVJnxZ7.jpg

RUDOLPH JUST HURRY THIS UP FFS

ALRIGHT HERE'S AUSTRIA

http://i.imgur.com/AaZyuSX.png

[MB.]

Thank you :love:
idk if i should kink shame you for finding a death by tipp-ex inhalation sexy though

Everyone has a fetish

[Shaun]

https://image.ibb.co/ekyzFk/uploadlogo.jpg

Austria makes its anticipated return to the TiBB Eurovision Song Contest with brand new group - SPENDS and their brand new single, Free From My Debt.


Single Artwork:
https://image.ibb.co/cjRVMQ/ARTWORTH.jpg


Staging:
SPENDS appear on stage with their backs to the audience, singing the first verse in calm white light. Pyrotechnics explode around them as the first chorus kicks in, strutting to the front of the stage and performing an iconic dance routine in a shower of fake dollar bills, wearing black outfits while the screen in the background flashes colours and words from the song behind them.

https://image.ibb.co/hH0Dak/staging.jpg


Free From My Debt - In the tune of "Scared Of The Dark" by Steps
qeWTGMMbhjc

What you can't see can't hurt you they say
But I’ve been poor too many times before
Always hide the, minus price score
Letters and statements hide…

Give me the bright lights of a clothes store
To hack away at my broken balance some more
The way I spend, I'm forgetting all the prices in my mind
Just close your phone and go shop some more…

Then you check your balance
Don't you freak out now..
I scream I scream I scream

Don’t let your overdraft hurt your mind now
You need some money to get rid of the heartache now
Come on finance, come and save me from this hell…
I need to be free from my debt

And when that balance creeps up on me
If I spend take my card and chop it up
Come on finance, come and save me from this hell…
I need to be free from my debt

I'm the kind who's always spending
On more clothes and food and then some shots
I don't spend by half, I'm all in, I’m out of control
Just take my card and don’t let me spend….

The I find where you hid it…
I have my card..
I laugh I laugh I lauuuuugh…

Don’t let your overdraft hurt your mind now
You need some money to get rid of the heartache now
Come on finance, come and save me from this hell…
I need to be free from my debt

And when that balance creeps up on me
If I spend take my card and chop it up
Come on finance, come and save me from this hell…
I need to be free from my debt

Need to be free from my debt
Need to be free from my debt

Come on finance, come and save me from this hell…
I need to be free from my debt

Gotta spend… [x7]
I'll never be free from my debt

Don’t let your overdraft hurt your mind now
You need some money to get rid of the heartache now
Come on finance, come and save me from this hell…
I need to be free from my debt

And when that balance creeps up on me
If I spend take my card and chop it up
Come on finance, come and save me from this hell…
I need to be free from my debt

[Wizard.]

That was great Charlie's Angels are my new fav girl band :love:

[MB.]

Well done Jarrod :clap1: I'm sure Lisa Scott-Lee knows all about being broke, after all

[MB.]

(Scared of the Dark > The Beatles, too)

[Wizard.]

Jarrod when has a song ever been so relevant? Love it :clap1:

[Denver]

I love songs about me

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/AryXgeL.png

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR ROMANIA YOU *****!

http://i.imgur.com/g2tRkWb.png

[Denver]

I think Jarrod is my winner

[Babayaro.]

Loool

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/AryXgeL.png

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR ROMANIA YOU *****!

http://i.imgur.com/g2tRkWb.png

https://68.media.tumblr.com/8579d498500fb6005935303078f0311f/tumblr_oqn7vasT7R1wqvmuoo3_400.gif

[Ronald.]

Love that Steps song and it's a great parody! R.

[Shaun]

country: Romania

song title: the TiBB Mods

TS8oZO1fuGs
instrumental music to go with the song

and my artist is called Mihai Traistariu

song lyrics:
When our TiBB world changes, through some boring times
I will never ever gonna let you down
Party on Here, playin games on here

always show respect for the TiBB Mods
who make it so great on here without the trolls

even in the line of fire, our TiBB Mods are untouchable
here in this TiBB world

I will never ever gonna let you down
sometimes i am being the TiBB clown

being too obsessed with my fave
i just get excited and wave

the TiBB Mods are untouchable
so damn untouchable

keep me rapapapapapapapapapap, loyal to TiBB

I will never ever gonna let you down

who do you care about the most on here? the TiBB Mods

Princess Amy Jade is my bestie on here, she totally slays with her posts on TiBB

even in the line of fire, our TiBB Mods are untouchable
here in this TiBB world

keep me rapapapapapapapapapapap, loyal to TiBB 4everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I will never ever gonna let you downnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

just give the TiBB mods lotta love

[Jarrod]

:love: Thanks all

[Jamie89]

A relatable bop :clap1: (@Jarrod)

(Scared of the Dark > The Beatles, too)

.

[Wizard.]

http://i.imgur.com/AryXgeL.png

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR ROMANIA YOU *****!

http://i.imgur.com/g2tRkWb.png

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41m2pvlLx8XeBJa8/giphy.gif

[MB.]

rapapapapapapapapapap indeed

[Babayaro.]

"being too obsessed with my fave
i just get excited and wave"

Brilliant

[Wizard.]

being too obsessed with my fave
i just get excited and wave

The self awareness is real love it Nicky :love:

[Denver]

Excellent Nicky my new winner

[Jamie89]

"being too obsessed with my fave
i just get excited and wave"

Brilliant

I was going to quote that too, it's so sweet :laugh:

Adorable, I loved it Nicky! :love:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/H9MnOMF.jpg

*offstage whispering*
Estonia?
tf is that?

http://i.imgur.com/BufVut6.png

[Ronald.]

Jade Ewen will be happy with that backstage. R.

[Babayaro.]

OFF OFF OFF

[Wizard.]

Jade Ewen will be happy with that backstage. R.

I think Jade Ewens career has just been revived

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/8awmWYM.png
"Str8 Problems" by Carl Rae Jebend

Carl himself:
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/862654391739961345/0qvW1agL.jpg

The suit he is wearing:
http://i.imgur.com/iRyFgLh.png

To the tune of...
b1LNQBX8JwE

Our singer, Carl Rae Jebend, is presented as a suave, sophisticated man who happens to be wearing a suit comprised entirely of the_truth quotes. It's an innovative design that took ****ing forever to create. There are literal GASPS in the crowd as they focus on the quote about Emma and Rylan. Jebend sits at a desk in the centre of the stage, listening to a phonecall from a lesbian friend.

Listen, if you're bi or gay... you have to check your privilege.

[Verse 1]
"Shut it you filthy hetero,"
She said to me on the phone
"So tired of hearin' all your straight problems...
Stop looking for sympathy
You haven't lived the life of a gay
So tired of hearin' all your straight problems"

At this point, Jebend hangs up and rolls his eyes. The desk collapses through the floor as he stands - to further gasps - and walks around the stage looking pleadingly.

[Pre-Chorus]
And I know she's right and I should not be offended
But still I'm gonna campaign for a Straight Pride
And deep inside, equality's overrated
I can't help but feel this is like Apartheid, like Apartheid...

At this point, three rapid bursts of Nelson Mandela's face appear on the screen behind Jebend.

[Chorus]
Straight problems, who's got 'em? Look, there's the_truth!
Such struggle, born in a bubble, but not bigotry-proof
I got called a ****ing breeder today and I don't really care
I've got worse problems (I have no taste in fashion)
I can't get a civil partnership today but I don't really care
I've got worse problems (I just know that I can't dance, yeah)

Carl receives another phonecall. Lesbian friend isn't happy about being hung up on.

[Verse 2]
"Carl, you've got to let it go!
Gender's just a pair of chromosomes,
So tired of hearin' all your straight problems.
Get triggered if I say gurl hay!
Never heard of sashay away
So tired of hearin' all your straight problems"

Hanging up again, Carl is suddenly lying on his bed with his feet in the air, twirling his hair.

[Pre-Chorus]
And I know she's right and I should not be offended
But still I'm gonna campaign for a Straight Pride
They're talking shite, and their rights should be rescinded,
The gays have gone too far ever since Brookside, ever since Brookside...

[Chorus]
Straight problems, who's got 'em? Look, there's the_truth!
Such struggle, born in a bubble, but not bigotry-proof
Could go and adopt a random child today and I don't really care
I've got worse problems (I still live in mum's basement)
Could get baked a wedding cake today but I don't really care
I've got worse problems (like the First Man of Luxembourg, yeah)

Curiously, a framed photo of Gauthier Destenay is tossed aside by Jebend.

Lights dim for a moment as the bridge begins, and Jebend is on his knees looking towards the heavens.

[Bridge]
What's worse: choosing God above us or biting the pillow?
What's worse is when you discover you're watching 3 brothers on Pornhub
And you're masturbating-bating-bating

You guessed it: Carl Rae Jebend is a closet case and he's been caught spaff-handed by an ordained minister. As the chorus kicks in, they break into a tightly-choreographed routine.

[Chorus]
Straight problems, who's got 'em? Look, there's the_truth!
Such struggle, born in a bubble, but not bigotry-proof
I got choked by rainbow flags today and I don't really care
I've got worse problems (I went and got my dog pregnant)
I got lynched for voting for Theresa May but I don't really care
I've got worse problems (I've run out of Pepe memes, yeah)

Carl rips off his suit and begins to twirl in a rainbow-coloured dress. He lifts his arms in the air and accepts Carly Rae Jepsen as his lord and saviour.

[Outro]
Straight problems, who's got 'em? Look, there's the_truth!
Such struggle, born in a bubble, but not bigotry-proof
Straight problems, who's got 'em? Still hurts to poo
Befuddled, cum-guzzled, just a closet ****...

[T*]

:laugh3:

[Wizard.]

I've got worse problems (I went and got my dog pregnant)

:bawling:

Idk what's better the song or the suit?!? Jebend for a Grammy :clap1:

[MB.]

oh my

Dale may have competition :love: Having to even look at that dickwad's face (PJW, I mean, not Nelson Mandela) was more than made up for by that beautiful suit and those even more beautiful lyrics. Bravo :clap2:

[MB.]

I've also been reminded that Boy Problems was ever a single, so thanks for that

[Babayaro.]

I'm the suit

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Shaun :laugh2:

I'm the suit

Lynch ha!

[MB.]

I take back what I said about the suit being beautiful

[T*]

I'm the suit

STRAIGHTY

[MB.]

I'm the suit

Technically this also means you have "gay" written all over you, soooo

[Jamie89]

Technically this also means you have "gay" written all over you, soooo

Or he has a closet gay inside him? :think:

[Wizard.]

Omg am next

[T*]

Technically this also means you have "gay" written all over you, soooo

http://www.blogcdn.com/cars.aol.co.uk/media/2011/05/clocked450-1305114159.jpg

[MB.]

The signs were all there with the song about Marsh's anteater

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/bGGM0XX.jpg

Come to Montenegro.
I'd really rather not.
My mummy said you were racist.
Come on, Augustine. Let's go.

http://i.imgur.com/iLpbkgk.png

[Wizard.]

The signs were all there with the song about Marsh's anteater

:joker:

[Wizard.]

http://i.imgur.com/bGGM0XX.jpg

Come to Montenegro.
I'd really rather not.
My mummy said you were racist.
Come on, Augustine. Let's go.

http://i.imgur.com/iLpbkgk.png

What's wrong with Montenegro?!?

[Shaun]

"Can't Fight The Mods" performed by Selena Vyle.

vAdfKMaUo9g

[Babayaro.]

The signs were all there with the song about Marsh's anteater

Marsh's anteater?! He ****ing wishes

[MB.]

Those vocals serving T-Pain teas

[MB.]

But yes, iconic, Riley :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

'This video is not available'

Oop

[MB.]

'This video is not available'

Oop

Marc broke the internet?

[Babayaro.]

Just a joke. :)

I'll watch later

[Ronald.]

That was bloody brilliant made me laugh a lot especially the bit about lying about it being funky! Ha ha top marks! R.

[Wizard.]

But yes, iconic, Riley :clap1:

Thank you :love:

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Riley :clap1: So creative and very funny!

[Jamie89]

Tom loving the Revolution promo?

[Wizard.]

Just a joke. :)

I'll watch later

Oh yes-you-better-do

That was bloody brilliant made me laugh a lot especially the bit about lying about it being funky! Ha ha top marks! R.

Thanks Ron :love:

[T*]

my cat is screaming
these vocals really speak to him, :love:

(amazing :joker:)

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/E9gL13B.jpg

We now bid hello to our very first ever entry from Mystic Mock
This is almost exactly like the time that Jamiroquai agreed to appear on the X Factor.

http://i.imgur.com/Psfn5VE.png

[Wizard.]

Brilliant Riley :clap1: So creative and very funny!

Thanks Jamie :love:

[Babayaro.]

"This is almost exactly like the time that Jamiroquai agreed to appear on the X Factor."

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

Artist - Psycho-Pass
Song - The Rock Song

Lyrics:

I’m thrusting my guitar, thrusting my guitar to the rock song
I’m thrusting my guitar, I’m thrusting my guitar to the rock song

I’ve got long hair, like a stereotypical rocker
Say you don’t care about me loving sex
I love playing the drums, listen on the Internet
And here my original gruff voice

Now I’m taking drugs, just like I’m suppose to, don’t you remember this is the rock song, we love to see this **** on the rock song

I’m thrusting my guitar, thrusting my guitar to the rock song
I’m thrusting my guitar, I’m thrusting my guitar to the rock song

The mainstream media love to mock me
Because I dare to swear
I’m a rocker, that can actually dance
They call me the Paso king

Now I’m taking drugs, just like I’m suppose to, don’t you remember this is the rock song, we love to see this **** on the rock song

I’m thrusting my guitar, thrusting my guitar to the rock song
I’m thrusting my guitar, I’m thrusting my guitar to the rock song

It’s just another day, where people think rap is better than me
Religion tries to call my Music satanic, but that’s because I’m athiest

I go singing a rock song, with my guitar in German
Who rides the wrecking ball into our drums
Don’t tell me that country music is better, as that’s just cruel
Saudi Arabia ban my music, because it’s for women’s rights

(I’m getting quite upset
As I’m feeling alone)

But then I realised (realised)

(Why should I care what anybody else thinks
As it’s all because I’m different and not beige)

Now I’m taking drugs, just like I’m suppose to, don’t you remember this is the rock song, we love to see this **** on the rock song

I’m thrusting my guitar, thrusting my guitar to the rock song

I’m thrusting my guitar, I’m thrusting my guitar to the rock song

I’m thrusting my guitar, thrusting my guitar to the rock song

I’m thrusting my guitar, thrusting my guitar to the rock song

(The rock song, the rock song, the rock song) (repeats out)

[Wizard.]

my cat is screaming
these vocals really speak to him, :love:

(amazing :joker:)

:joker: Here to entertain all species from the animal kingdom especially pussies. It was going to be performed by Fatwoman.

[Tom4784]

Living for these au naturale vocals :clap1:

I've caught up and, for some reason, I feel compelled to give Monaco the Douze Points?

[Denver]

Riley left me pale

[Wizard.]

Living for these au naturale vocals :clap1:

I've caught up and, for some reason, I feel compelled to give Monaco the Douze Points?

Thanks I had professional vocal coaching no autotune here :hee:

[MB.]

Living for these au naturale vocals :clap1:

I've caught up and, for some reason, I feel compelled to give Monaco the Douze Points?

You are most wise tbh (apologies for diagnosing you with asthma)

[T*]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-05-2015/3VmAGN.gif

[Wizard.]

Riley left me pale

Like you're covered in tipex? :hehe:

[T*]

tippex spilt

[Niamh.]

Now all caught up, excellent work people. Josiahs song was strangely hypnotic

[Jamie89]

-starts inadvertently thrusting- Well done Mock :clap1:

[MB.]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/8579d498500fb6005935303078f0311f/tumblr_oqn7vasT7R1wqvmuoo3_400.gif

[Wizard.]

Well I don't usually agree with taking drugs Mock maybe use your platform of influence to guide the children to the light next year :)

[Denver]

Like you're covered in tipex? :hehe:

Not ypu cumin on my face when i am a sleep

[Babayaro.]

Not ypu cumin on my face when i am a sleep

Vile

[MB.]

Not ypu cumin on my face when i am a sleep

https://68.media.tumblr.com/8579d498500fb6005935303078f0311f/tumblr_oqn7vasT7R1wqvmuoo3_400.gif

[Niamh.]

Great job Mock. Riley can't fight the Farmers :hehe:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/E9gL13B.jpg

We're almost finished, don't worry Augustine.
Get the lines ready.

http://i.imgur.com/IUSlW3H.png

[Wizard.]

Great job Mock. Riley can't fight the Farmers :hehe:

farmers? I'm confused :conf:

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/E9gL13B.jpg

We're almost finished, don't worry Augustine.
Get the lines ready.

http://i.imgur.com/IUSlW3H.png

not a eurovision snort fest?

[MB.]

not a eurovision snort fest?

feat. Graham Snorton?

[T*]

feat. Graham Snorton?

Snort like a pheonix to have a shock win?

[Shaun]

Song Title: Watching You Sleep
Artist: Isiah Firerape
Country: Australia

RiXEMYUqa3w

I can tell by your eyes you want me here
But I can’t see you more than when you’re in the sheets?
No I don’t, don’t wanna mess up your bed
But my crimes, it’s hard to see you again


Im not sleazy, watching you count sheep
Been arrested too many times to love you easily
Don’t mistake me, I’m watching you sleep
But I’m not sleazy, not a creep
No, I’m just me


I used to look through the window really fast
But it never worked, no, it never lasts, no
In my mind you gotta be my bride
Taken it slow before I jump inside


Im not sleazy, I’m next to you counting sheep
Been arrested too many times to love you easily
Don’t mistake me, I’m watching you sleep
But I’m not sleezy, not a creep
No, I’m just me


I’m inside, I’m gonna make you grown
I couldn’t have been more wrong, oh…
Now you have given me
a restraining order


Im not sleazy, now in jail like a sheep
Been arrested too many times to love easily
Don’t mistake me, I love watching you sleep
But I’m not sleezy, not a creep


I’m just me
Oh… I’m just me
Oh… don’t mistake me, I’m still watching you sleep
Im not sleazy, watching you count sheep
I’m just me.

[MB.]

Are we sure this one isn't Mock's song?

[T*]

Are we sure this one isn't Mock's song?

GFVCGIFDXYUIOss

[Niamh.]

Are we sure this one isn't Mock's song?

:laugh2:

Who's song is it?

[MB.]

SuperV, I believe

(well done :clap1:)

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/aVJnxZ7.jpg

Finally.

The last song.

It's France, you know.

I really don't give a ****, mate.

That was really unnecessary.

http://i.imgur.com/hLLxkfe.png

[Niamh.]

well done on the stalking SuperV

[Wizard.]

Well done SuperV :clap1:

[Jamie89]

:laugh2: Well done SuperV :clap1:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/57nqKcW.png

http://i.imgur.com/VBK74Gs.png

1fZrvVhFsIo


AW/FC - Brothels In Marseille

Feelin' naughty
Feelin' horny
Seasons over need to find another slide
No' Buggin'
Leave me be
Goin' down on my backside
Trophy this season
2-1 full time
Against the scum that play in bleu
WOB frowns
Party time
Jose, Klopp and Pep Guardiola hu?

Lets hit some brothels in Marseille
Hit some brothels in Marseille
Brothels in Marseille
Lets hit some brothels in Marseille

On the sideline
Always livid
The bastard zip won't go down
I eat snails
Yeah i won't quit
I'll give you 40 million + 1 pound
Hey, Zlatan
Poor mans Giroud
Not even worth a grand
Hey, Mamadou
You look scary
But i'd still toss you with both hands

Lets hit some brothels in Marseille
Hit some brothels in Marseille
Brothels in Marseille
Lets hit some brothels in Marseille

Yeah im magnifique!

Lets hit some brothels in Marseille
Hit some brothels in Marseille
Brothels in Marseille
Lets hit some brothels in Marseille

(brothels in Marseille) Hit some brothels in Marseille
(brothels in Marseille) brothels in Marseille
(brothels in Marseille) brothels in Marseille
(brothels in Marseille)

Greatest Frenchman around
You know i slay
Lets hit some brothels in Marseille


http://i.imgur.com/ylOUvKx.png

[Tom4784]

:clap1:

[Jamie89]

Who's is this one?

[MB.]

Sport :clap1:

[T*]

i don't understand
is this sports

[Niamh.]

haha I love that, who's is it?

[Babayaro.]

"Hey, Mamadou
You look scary
But i'd still toss you with both hands"

Excuse me?

[Babayaro.]

Drew

[Jamie89]

Ah, well done Drew :clap1:

[Shaun]

Aaaaaaaand that's all, folks!

http://i.imgur.com/dbMZlIN.png - #1 - Croatia - Jamie89 - "F U Democrats" by Donald Trump (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327416&postcount=206)
http://i.imgur.com/bnZeCde.png - #2 - Monaco - MB. - "Banned" by Dezzy Rascal (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327447&postcount=214)
http://i.imgur.com/zsVw2Ie.png - #3 - Lithuania - Babayaro. - "Anteater" by Funky Funky (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327484&postcount=232)
http://i.imgur.com/3X3UO64.png - #4 - Azerbaijan - Dezzy - "Douze Points" by Coalitious (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327522&postcount=250)
http://i.imgur.com/tvTSDmN.png - #5 - Ireland - Niamh - "It's Better in America" by The Ghosts of TiBB Past (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327583&postcount=271)
http://i.imgur.com/Ih7UahE.png - #6 - Denmark - Josiah - "Ego" by Josiah Stuart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327643&postcount=285)
http://i.imgur.com/0YcDHmr.png - #7 - Moldova - Adam. - "I am the Loser" by MD Unitied (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327707&postcount=298)
http://i.imgur.com/n9h6RnL.png - #8 - Cyprus - Ronald. - "Woo Her Tonight (The Ballad of Ron and Margaret)" by Ron and Margaret (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327731&postcount=308)
http://i.imgur.com/S0eEMpM.png - #9 - Spain - Jake. - "Sweep Sweep" by Daley Perry (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327766&postcount=325)
http://i.imgur.com/sTviKmd.png - #10 - Sweden - T* - "Obsessed" by Charlie's Angels (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327806&postcount=347)
http://i.imgur.com/AaZyuSX.png - #11 - Austria - Jarrod - "Free From My Debt" by Spends (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327868&postcount=358)
http://i.imgur.com/g2tRkWb.png - #12 - Romania - Nicky91 - "The TiBB Mods" by Mihai Traistariu (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327899&postcount=369)
http://i.imgur.com/BufVut6.png - #13 - Estonia - Shaun - "Str8 Problems" by Carl Rae Jebend (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327931&postcount=382)
http://i.imgur.com/iLpbkgk.png - #14 - Montenegro - Riley. - "Can't Fight the Mods" by Selena Vyle (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9327972&postcount=399)
http://i.imgur.com/Psfn5VE.png - #15 - Malta - Mystic Mock - "The Rock Song" by Psycho-Pass (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9328008&postcount=415)
http://i.imgur.com/IUSlW3H.png - #16 - Australia - SuperV - "Watching You Sleep" by Isiah Firerape (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9328050&postcount=437)
http://i.imgur.com/hLLxkfe.png - #17 - France - Drew. - "Brothels in Marseille" by AW/FC (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9328071&postcount=446)




Judges - you must rank all 17 songs in the Social Group section (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/group.php?groupid=327) where I've instructed you to do so. You should rank them based on creativity, effort, memorability and ingenuity. All points will be collected and each "first placing" is worth 17pts, "second" worth 16pts, and so on. For your information, the judges are: Josiah, T*, Black Dagger, Drew., Niamh, Josy, andybigbro, Lostie!, Blurryface and I.




Public & Competitors - you can all vote for 10 songs in order of preference - you CANNOT vote for yourself - by PMing me with the following form:



12pts: (favourite song)
10pts:
8pts:
7pts:
6pts:
5pts:
4pts:
3pts:
2pts:
1pt:



You all have until 7pm tomorrow to get your votes in, as results will be announced from that time onward.

[Niamh.]

well done Drew :love:

[MB.]

Well done and good luck everyone :love: I'll look back over everything and vote tomorrow

And well done to Shaun for producing an entire robot/human sitcom at such short notice

[Tom4784]

I shall vote in a while <3

[Shaun]

oh and it goes without saying that Josiah will be hearing from my lawyers (but please do not let this impact his song entry)

[Ronald.]

Shaun you did a great job, very enjoyable! Great entries everyone. I'm very tired now though so I'm off to bed! Good night forum! R.

[Drew.]

Ah thank ya :love:

The footballs only just finished so i'll have a gander & catch up now

[Wizard.]

Amazing effort everyone :clap1: I will re-read them all tomorrow then do my rankings :love:

[Jamie89]

Well done everyone

https://media.giphy.com/media/vKw3bTLpmtM6Q/giphy.gif

I'll send my votes tomorrow. Well done Shaun too, thanks for doing all this!

[Babayaro.]

Well done and good luck everyone :love: I'll look back over everything and vote tomorrow

And well done to Shaun for producing an entire robot/human sitcom at such short notice

.

[Shaun]

. to you too Marc <3

[T*]

Thank you shaun, it was amazing as always :love:

[Niamh.]

Ireland has voted. Great job everyone and great job once again Shaun

[Shaun]

You voted before 3 songs were even posted, Josh, so they've been duly ignored. A tad disrespectful to vote before it's even finished. But you're always weird with these events and I don't know why.

[Drew.]

:hmph:

[T*]

You voted before 3 songs were even posted, Josh, so they've been duly ignored. A tad disrespectful to vote before it's even finished. But you're always weird with these events and I don't know why.

i thought this was about Niamh for a hot minute and i was like BITCH :joker::joker::joker:

[Drew.]

Niamh would never

[MB.]

Niamh you utter troublemaker you

[Shaun]

#NiamhIsOverParty

[T*]

#potatograbsback

[Jøsh]

You voted before 3 songs were even posted, Josh, so they've been duly ignored. A tad disrespectful to vote before it's even finished. But you're always weird with these events and I don't know why.

I knew the entries were gonna be so good, so it didn't matter who I voted for. :shrug:
But, weird?

[Withano]

Uganda has just voted despite getting snubbed four years ago, they were all excellent!
Honestly dont even know who I voted for most the time cos I just marked the country out of ten on my phone as I read them
And the segments between the songs were excellent Shaun

[Marsh.]

Anteater by Funky Funky


http://i.imgur.com/K6g20Kv.jpg


The video begins with Babayaro, Marsh and the anteater playing Bop It on the living room floor.

It is night time.

Babayaro and Marsh are dressed as American jocks for some reason. The anteater looks normal for its kind.

[Record scratch]
[Freeze frame]

Babayaro: yup that’s me, you’re probably wondering why Marsh is in my home…

*20 minutes earlier*

Marsh and Babayaro are doing jelly shots in the kitchen


Marsh: that’s some dank jelly bro
Babayaro: you can say that aga-
Marsh: holy **** is that an anteater?!
Babayaro: it’s probably a dog
Marsh: it’s so god damn big!
Babayaro: this situation is not likely. I mean, anteaters can be found in Central America and we live in Europe. They cannot even see in the dark
Marsh: it has a snout and a long tongue
Babayaro: ****


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He’ll only come out at night
The mean and hungry shite
Disgusting, ew! I’ve seen him here before
Frothing and masturbating
Ooh, he’s ******** on you and ties you against the door
So many persuade the beast
With a wink you’re away for free
The demon is riled, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a jaguar
What does it matter
If you get rid of
You ain’t gonna get too far

(Oh here he comes)
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
(Oh here he comes)
He’s an anteater

I wouldn’t if I were you
I know what he can do
He’s a friendly man, but he could unzip your curled ma-aan part
Might not even matter
Guard duty is here and the beast is in the hall

(Oh here he comes)
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
(Oh here he comes)
He’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
(Oh here he comes)
He’s an anteater

Nooooo,
Oh here he comes
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
Woah here comes
(Watch out)
He’s an anteater
Oh here he comes
(He’s an anteater)
Ooh, he’ll sook them up
(Ooh here he comes)
Here he comes, he’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
(Watch out)
He only comes out to fight, ooh
(Oh here he comes)
Here he comes
He’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
(He’s an anteater)
The demon is riled, ooh
(Oh here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch your toys, watch your toys
(Oh here he comes)
Oh, watch them, watch them, watch them, watch them
(Oh here he comes)
Yeah yeah he’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
(He’s an anteater)
He’s frothing and masturbating

:laugh3:

WINNER!!!!!

[Babayaro.]

:love: ty

[Lostie!]

I'll check out all the entries and vote after work tomorrow, so around 3ish :)

[Mitchell]

Well I'm guessing I better vote for the country giving me promo

[MB.]

I wasn't even aware you were Shabnam from Big Brother 8

[Babayaro.]

Well I'm guessing I better vote for the country giving me promo

Mr Anteater??

[Mystic Mock]

-starts inadvertently thrusting- Well done Mock :clap1:

Thanks Jamie.

And MB, I'm shocked that I didn't come up with a song like that.:joker:

[MB.]

Thanks Jamie.

And MB, I'm shocked that I didn't come up with a song like that.:joker:

There's always next year :clap1:

[Mystic Mock]

Well I don't usually agree with taking drugs Mock maybe use your platform of influence to guide the children to the light next year :)

Well they'll be taught about power for my next entry.:dance:

[Mystic Mock]

Great job Mock. Riley can't fight the Farmers :hehe:

Thanks Niamh.:dance:

What a great show, it was better than the real Eurovision.

[Shaun]

Oh I don't know about that. There was no yodelling, for starters.

[MB.]

In which case you must have interpreted my entry all wrong

[Shaun]

Will you stop asking me to interpret your 'entry', please.

[Ninastar]

Aww noo, I didn't know I had missed this. I hope you all had fun tho! Gonna give this a read
Tomorrow when I'm not tired af

[Tom4784]

I voted <3

[Josiah.]

Everyone, prepare your weaves; because you will see 2 scoreboards made by me...

[Nicky91]

i have voted now, some really good entries this year

and all a big thank you for my song being liked :)



i will probably return for next years TiBB Eurovision song contest :hee:

[Niamh.]

i thought this was about Niamh for a hot minute and i was like BITCH :joker::joker::joker:
Omg he deleted his post so it looks like it was me now :fist:

[Nicky91]

i have dedicated my song to the precious TiBB Mods :flutter:

[Ronald.]

Just about to send over my votes! Fingers crossed I can pick up a couple of votes too! R.

[Morgan.]

Well done everyone, there was literally one point between everyone when I was scoring so it was really tough :love:

[Ronald.]

Votes sent over. That was a tough one! R.

[Jake.]

Literally just caught up, well done everyone :love: only good thing about the smaller number of entries means not loving too many people out

[Wizard.]

After last nights event I have officially changed my entry

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