The winner of TiBB Eurovision 2017 is MB!

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/fKYOYSt.png

TiBB Eurovision - Saturday, June 3rd, 2017

Official Wikia: Click Here! (http://channel-tibb.wikia.com/wiki/TiBB_Eurovision_Song_Contest_2017) - Courtesy of Josiah.

As if by fate, the 13th series of some form of song contest on TiBB has begun with me haphazardly typing this on a Samsung Galaxy. Shouldn't say that in case it explodes. This is the 9th edition to tie in with the real deal, as 3 others have come at Christmas at the incredible demand of the forum. What songs shall we read? Who will be offended? How many are going to reference Trump? We just don't know.

http://i.imgur.com/LwnfQh9.png

- If you want to take part, reply to this thread with the country you want! But please, if you do reserve a country, I expect an entry.
- As usual, all applicants must produce their own song. This usually takes the form of a funny parody of an existing song.
- Lyrics, an artist name and song title are all that's required.
- However, the majority of past participants have opted to include wardrobe designs, stage designs, and even an audio/video recording.
- Members may only represent one country.
- Given recent hostile surroundings, I ask that no members who're banned are used as subject matter in your songs :p - this rule was in the 2014 edition but hey, wouldn't you know? It's still appropriate!

You have just over two months to create your entries... please make them as entertaining as possible, and please don't feel afraid to take part :) The more entries, the more fun it is to run. Songs can be about anything you like, and whilst we are fairly liberal with what is deemed "in good taste" obviously a song containing 30 different death threats may well find itself lost in my inbox and doomed never to enter :laugh:

The winner of this glorious festivity shall also receive a lifetime supply of Nyx cosmetics this darling little award, already shared by TiBB legends such as Dezzy, Niamh, and, uh, PJ! - http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/medals/eurovision.gif - so if that isn't motivation to bring your A game idk what is.

Past competitions:
Elimovision: (Winner: MarkWaldorf, Switzerland) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93194&highlight=elimovision&page=71)
Eurovision 2009: (Winner: \PJ/, United Kingdom) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115309)
Eurovision 2010: (Winner: Shaun, Austria, ceremony starts p.16) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136518)
Globalvision (2011): (Winner: Mollie., Australia), ceremony starts p.12) (http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=173422)
Eurovision 2012: (Winner: Dezzy, Vatican City, ceremony starts p. 10) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197768&highlight=eurovision)
Eurovision 2013: (Winner: Ammi, Lithuania, ceremony starts p12) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=222584)
Eurovision 2014: (Winner: Niamh., Ireland; Ceremony starts p.18) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=247320)
Xmasvision 2014: (Winner: Shaun, Malta; Ceremony starts p.8) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=266605)
Eurovision 2015: (Winner: Mokka, Norway; Ceremony starts p.14) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=274329)
Xmasvision 2015: (Winner: johnnyuk123, Gibraltar; Ceremony starts p.24) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=290630)
Eurovision 2016: (Winner: johnnyuk123, Gibraltar; Ceremony starts p.14) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=298586)
Xmasvision 2016: (Winner: Jake., Poland; Ceremony stats p.6) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=311049)

http://i.imgur.com/0vH4TgF.png
- Shaun
- Black Dagger
- Josiah
- Blurryface
- Josy
- Drew.
- Lostie!
- Niamh
- andybigbro

http://i.imgur.com/W8XWfWI.png

Albania
Andorra
Armenia
Australia - SuperV - RECEIVED
Austria - Jarrod - RECEIVED
Azerbaijan - Dezzy - RECEIVED
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Bulgaria
Croatia - Jamie89
Cyprus - Ronald. - RECEIVED
Czechia
Denmark - Josiah. - RECEIVED
Estonia - Shaun - RECEIVED
Finland
France - Drew. - RECEIVED
Georgia
Germany
Gibraltar
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Ireland - Niamh - RECEIVED
Israel - Livia
Italy
Kosovo
Latvia
Liechtenstein
Lithuania - Babayaro - RECEIVED
Luxembourg
Macedonia
Malta - Mystic Mock - RECEIVED
Moldova - Adam. - RECEIVED
Monaco - MB. - RECEIVED
Montenegro - Riley. - RECEIVED
Netherlands
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Romania - Nicky91 - RECEIVED
Russia
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain - Jake. - RECEIVED
Sweden - T* - RECEIVED
Switzerland
Turkey
Ukraine
United Kingdom
Vatican City
http://i.imgur.com/Sp0wM5x.png

Thanks to Josiah for the designs and videos he's already shown me - I'll edit these in when I get back online! Oh and I need judges too!!!

[Ronald.]

I would like to represent Cyprus. R.

[Jamie89]

:amazed: I'll take Croatia again please!

[MB.]

Oh, go on then... I've had absolutely zero luck with my previous countries so I'll take Monaco for the banter of it all really, thank you

[T*]

Sweden as always please

[Wizard.]

Oooohh I'll take Vatican City

[Shaun]

Ta MB, tom, kirk and Jamie <3

And riley!

[Denver]

Kosovo

[Jake.]

Go on then, spain please

[Shaun]

I believe the Czech Republic now go by Czechia so if anyone wants a new country name then there's that.

[Black Dagger]

Gurls. It's time to impress me.

[Tom4784]

Azerbaijan please xx

[Babayaro.]

**** it. Lithuania please.

[Babayaro.]

Must it be a parody of a song?

[Ross.]

I'm ready for Marc's heartfelt ballad about how I'm the one that got away

[Wizard.]

Must it be a parody of a song?

I'm doing a club banger this time round.

[T*]

Must it be a parody of a song?

No
YOU WOULD KNOW THIS IF YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED MINE AND JAYS ENTRY

[Babayaro.]

well obviously I didn't

[MB.]

I wrote a four-act sung-through musical last time around so no

[Josiah.]

You guys will have to listen to my song, it's darker than normal; and it might leave you scalped.

[Jamie89]

You guys will have to listen to my song, it's darker than normal; and it might leave you scalped.

Can't wait to hear it Josiah, my scalp has almost recovered from xmasvision so I'm ready!

[Josiah.]

Ladies and gents, I present to you... the theme logo and slogan for this year:
http://i.imgur.com/Sp0wM5x.png

[Morgan.]

Can I judge please? Thanks!

[Shaun]

All added I think!

[Ronald.]

Cyprus has submitted its entry! R.

[Shaun]

Whilst I remember, joining Lucas, Josiah, T* and Blurryface and I on the judges panel will be Niamh, Lostie, Josy, Drew and andybigbro :)

[Niamh.]

I'll take Ireland then :love:

[Jøsh]

Can I judge please?

[Livia]

Israel, please Shauny x

[Shaun]

OP all updated and a cheeky bump now that I:

a) Have my laptop back
and b) Have begun writing my own entry. :spin2:

[Jarrod]

is this still on

If so, I'd like to make my grand return as Austria. Got my entry written

[Shaun]

Of course :pipe: have been wary about bumping it because there's still a fair bit of time left. Not much I suppose.

[Jarrod]

Of course :pipe: have been wary about bumping it because there's still a fair bit of time left. Not much I suppose.

Awesome, will send over the entry tomorrow! Need to prepare outfits and staging

[Jarrod]

Scrap that - just submitted!

[Shaun]

The last time someone submitted their song pretty much the same time as requesting their country, they only won the whole bloody thing - didn't they Jake?

Ta Jarrod :love: that makes 5 so far.

[Jarrod]

The last time someone submitted their song pretty much the same time as requesting their country, they only won the whole bloody thing - didn't they Jake?

Ta Jarrod :love: that makes 5 so far.

:hehe:

No problem! I don't think it's too bad! Looking forward to seeing the rest.

[Denver]

I have drafted 2 or 3 songs just need to fix one and send

[Denver]

Also may i change to Moldova?

[Shaun]

Sure - will change when I'm on my laptop

[Nicky91]

NO i totally i forgot this, i want to join please

[Tom4784]

I best start thinking about my song but I have no inspiration whatsoever.

[Nicky91]

okay i've send my song, and what country i want to play as :)

[Wizard.]

I've just written my song, it's so shady lol well I'll be recording it in the studio soon.

[Wizard.]

Shaun can I please swap from Vatican City to Montenegro please? I love their flag :flutter:

Also if you need another judge I can do it :)

[Shaun]

Sure! And thank you, but I have 10 judges now :love:

[Denver]

Submitted

[Nicky91]

i am really excited for this game :)

[Shaun]

Not long left! And with that in mind, the running order has been decided (by randomising the list as always)...

1 - Croatia - Jamie89
2 - Monaco - MB.
3 - Lithuania - Babayaro
4 - Azerbaijan - Dezzy
5 - Ireland - Niamh - RECEIVED
6 - Denmark - Josiah - RECEIVED
7 - Israel - Livia
8 - Moldova - Adam. - RECEIVED
9 - Cyprus - Ronald. - RECEIVED
10 - Spain - Jake.
11 - Sweden - T*
12 - Austria - Jarrod - RECEIVED
13 - Romania - Nicky91 - RECEIVED
14 - Estonia - Shaun - RECEIVED
15 - Montenegro - Riley.

[Niamh.]

5 is my favourite number :love:

[Nicky91]

13 ooooh :D

[Denver]

Atleast im not 1st again

[Nicky91]

i kinda think i can slay with my own song this year :smug:

[MB.]

Hopefully the #2 spot can be just as lucky for me as it is in the real Eurovis... never mind

[Nicky91]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/ef7307c2200cd66af5f8382ada3678e9/tumblr_o9g8jgOH4R1qesncyo5_500.gif

TeamNicky :cheer:

[Babayaro.]

Better get a move on with my song then

[Nicky91]

Better get a move on with my song then

yep, gimme some fierce competition okay :D

[Babayaro.]

Ok!

[Wizard.]

Not long left! And with that in mind, the running order has been decided (by randomising the list as always)...

1 - Croatia - Jamie89
2 - Monaco - MB.
3 - Lithuania - Babayaro
4 - Azerbaijan - Dezzy
5 - Ireland - Niamh - RECEIVED
6 - Denmark - Josiah - RECEIVED
7 - Israel - Livia
8 - Moldova - Adam. - RECEIVED
9 - Cyprus - Ronald. - RECEIVED
10 - Spain - Jake.
11 - Sweden - T*
12 - Austria - Jarrod - RECEIVED
13 - Romania - Nicky91 - RECEIVED
14 - Estonia - Shaun - RECEIVED
15 - Montenegro - Riley.

Omg a pimp slot?

[Nicky91]

Omg a pimp slot?

yep, make sure your song is a real bop okay :D

[Denver]

Nice of CH5 to postpone BB for this

[Jamie89]

Not long left! And with that in mind, the running order has been decided (by randomising the list as always)...

1 - Croatia - Jamie89
2 - Monaco - MB.
3 - Lithuania - Babayaro
4 - Azerbaijan - Dezzy
5 - Ireland - Niamh - RECEIVED
6 - Denmark - Josiah - RECEIVED
7 - Israel - Livia
8 - Moldova - Adam. - RECEIVED
9 - Cyprus - Ronald. - RECEIVED
10 - Spain - Jake.
11 - Sweden - T*
12 - Austria - Jarrod - RECEIVED
13 - Romania - Nicky91 - RECEIVED
14 - Estonia - Shaun - RECEIVED
15 - Montenegro - Riley.

Oh god :worry: I really need to get a move on with this

[Nicky91]

https://image.jimcdn.com/app/cms/image/transf/dimension=1920x400:format=jpg/path/sa6549607c78f5c11/image/i000cb40c7911a519/version/1471259390/image.jpg

beautiful city of Gdansk, our city where TiBB Eurovision is being held this year :cheer:

[Ronald.]

Very happy with my position! Thrilled with Adam being my warm up.

I am very excited for this! Bring on Nicosia 2018! R.

[Denver]

Very happy with my position! Thrilled with Adam being my warm up.

I am very excited for this! Bring on Nicosia 2018! R.

Chisinau are already building a new arena

[Tom4784]

I'll get to it this evening.

[Ronald.]

Chisinau are already building a new arena

Ha ha i am looking forward to seeing all the entries! R.

[Nicky91]

Cluj Napoca already got themselves a lovely music centre :D

[Wizard.]

I was meant to go into the recording studio today but my vocals aren't ready yet hope I can make it in time :D

[Denver]

I was meant to go into the recording studio today but my vocals aren't ready yet hope I can make it in time :D

You to be the Lucie of the comp? high hopes for top five but pick up few points and finish last

[Nicky91]

poor riley having lots of pressure on her shoulders thanks to Adam, saying she's Lucie 2.0 :hehe:

[Josiah.]

Everyone, prepare to be dazzled by the postcards this year. 8 days to go!

[MB.]

My entry shall arrive this weekend and shall be fiercely topical, the satire will be so biting you'll need a tetanus jab, etc

[Nicky91]

My entry shall arrive this weekend and shall be fiercely topical, the satire will be so biting you'll need a tetanus jab, etc

not MB serving us a Peter Andre Mysterious Girl tea :hehe:

[Nicky91]

i hope i can do my romanian friends proud :hee:

[Tom4784]

I've done the first verse, just need to sort out the other two and figure out wtf i'm gonna do with the chrorus/bridge bits cus the song I picked doesn't allow for much changes in that regard.

It's the worst entry I've ever done though, I haven't had as much time lately as I did with previous entries so I'm just throwing out the lines whenever I can.

[Josiah.]

Also, Dezzy; you are now free to pick up that bong that Shaun told you to put down back in December... :P

6 Days to go, and I'm still working on postcards; and a flag ceremony bit!

[Mystic Mock]

Is there any other countries left? If so I wouldn't mind taking part.

[Shaun]

Yep - all of the free ones are in the OP :spin2:

[Mystic Mock]

Yep - all of the free ones are in the OP :spin2:

Okay thanks I'll go and have a look.

Edit... I'm going with Malta.

[Mystic Mock]

I've done the first verse, just need to sort out the other two and figure out wtf i'm gonna do with the chrorus/bridge bits cus the song I picked doesn't allow for much changes in that regard.

It's the worst entry I've ever done though, I haven't had as much time lately as I did with previous entries so I'm just throwing out the lines whenever I can.

Yours is probably a masterpiece compared to my first verse.:joker:

[Ronald.]

Well I must say I'm enjoying my European promo tour. I've met some lovely people across Europe. Hoping it's enough to pick up some extra votes on the night. Ha ha. R

[Nicky91]

my european promo tour, well it isn't going bad, i just hope i won't be last this year :worry:

[T*]

I'll try to get one in if I can
hopefully people will look at it this time :)

[Nicky91]

good luck Tom :)

[Wizard.]

I'll try to get one in if I can
hopefully people will look at it this time :)

Why did no one look at it last time?

[Mystic Mock]

I've sent mine in as I didn't have much to do today.

It's the biggest piece of **** you'll ever see in your life, but it was great fun trying to come up with a song.:laugh:

[Wizard.]

I've sent mine in as I didn't have much to do today.

It's the biggest piece of **** you'll ever see in your life, but it was great fun trying to come up with a song.:laugh:

I'm sure it won't be the biggest piece of **** I've ever seen in my life Mock - I think that goes to my entry last year about a prostitute sucking Greek dicks.

[T*]

Why did no one look at it last time?

i think I won the jury vote and then when it came to the public I checked and it was like 2 people other than the judges had actually watched it and voted

[Nicky91]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4agbFCBJjtw

here's maybe some music for the postcards :)

[Wizard.]

i think I won the jury vote and then when it came to the public I checked and it was like 2 people other than the judges had actually watched it and voted

Not you getting Dani Im'd :fist:

Aren't the results the next night so surely there's enough time for people to go through each entry properly? Sometimes I rush through entries because I'm trying to keep up and when people post "amazing entry :clap1: right after it has been posted is a bit sketch.

[MB.]

I've been looking through past threads for inspiration and I honestly might not bother submitting anything, because nothing I could possibly write could better that time Jake sent in a Jade Goody/Ken Russell duet of Don't Go Breaking My Heart

(just kidding, I shall send something no matter how pitiful it may be)

[Nicky91]

I've been looking through past threads for inspiration and I honestly might not bother submitting anything, because nothing I could possibly write could better that time Jake sent in a Jade Goody/Ken Russell duet of Don't Go Breaking My Heart

(just kidding, I shall send something no matter how pitiful it may be)

MB good luck and i hope we get something fun from your entry :)

[Shaun]

The way I'd encourage long-term writers to keep coming back to this is that we seem to have a tendency of winning with what we thought was "our worst song" - I know Dezzy agrees and I certainly do. I make up a picture of Patrick & Karl to sing about Josef Fritzl and take the crown, but I literally rap as Nigel Farage to Super Bass (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851943&postcount=728) and get paid dust </3 (but did lose to a great song tbf). Jake's another good example, won with something he wrote in 10 minutes but "flop"s* with Ken/Jade.

and poor Z never won a single edition </3 despite some absolute belters. So all in all - if you write something actually amazing you're probably going to lose anyway x

*i'm sure it finished highly but "not winning", I mean, basically

[Josiah.]

Then there are people like me who make original songs, and are consistently between 8th and 12th places for some odd reason.

[Mystic Mock]

I'm sure it won't be the biggest piece of **** I've ever seen in my life Mock - I think that goes to my entry last year about a prostitute sucking Greek dicks.

:joker:

That's brilliant.

[Denver]

Just finished my tour of Bangladesh

[Shaun]

Surprise! You're being re-deployed. All expenses covered by Josy.

[Nicky91]

Then there are people like me who make original songs, and are consistently between 8th and 12th places for some odd reason.

:hug: happy to be creating something Original as well :hee:

[SuperV]

Here for Australia's return to TiBB Eurovision! Like last year with Dami Im's parody I present...

Isiah Firerape, with his song Watching You Sleep!



http://i.imgur.com/qQo4irG.png

[Ronald.]

Pleased to announce I'll be doing a live stream on facebook to answer my european fans questions ahead of the big event. And ill be doing a free concert in my hometown of nicosia before flying out to eurovision! R.

[Nicky91]

Here for Australia's return to TiBB Eurovision! Like last year with Dami Im's parody I present...

Isiah Firerape, with his song Watching You Sleep!



http://i.imgur.com/qQo4irG.png

ooh, i love the title of your song :hee:

[Wizard.]

Well that was fun to make :love: looking forward to Saturday!

[Nicky91]

why hasn't Australia been added as a participant for SuperV :conf:

[Wizard.]

Shaun can I make betting odds on the entries? It'll be based on past performances and rankings.

[Nicky91]

Shaun can I make betting odds on the entries? It'll be based on past performances and rankings.

not me being last place in those odds based on last year :bawling:

[Shaun]

Whatever floats your boat, Riley :p

Not long left! And with that in mind, the running order has been decided (by randomising the list as always)...

1 - Croatia - Jamie89
2 - Monaco - MB.
3 - Lithuania - Babayaro
4 - Azerbaijan - Dezzy
5 - Ireland - Niamh - RECEIVED
6 - Denmark - Josiah - RECEIVED
7 - Israel - Livia
8 - Moldova - Adam. - RECEIVED
9 - Cyprus - Ronald. - RECEIVED
10 - Spain - Jake.
11 - Sweden - T*
12 - Austria - Jarrod - RECEIVED
13 - Romania - Nicky91 - RECEIVED
14 - Estonia - Shaun - RECEIVED
15 - Montenegro - Riley. - RECEIVED
16 - Malta - Mystic Mock - RECEIVED
17 - Australia - SuperV - RECEIVED

Updated with two new entries (I forgot SuperV the first time, sorry)

[Nicky91]

wow 17 countries this year :clap1:

[Shaun]

I think the record was 27, in either 2014 or 2015... I should probably compile a list of TiBB Eurovision facts some day but I think Josiah's probably better qualified :laugh: but whenever it was 27, it ran on a little too long, so I think 20 entries is about the ideal number for this.

[Babayaro.]

If I don't win then I want to come last

[Wizard.]

Here are the odds: http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9319083#post9319083

[Josiah.]

Christmasvision 2015 had the record with 27 countries.

[SuperV]

Here for a last in the running order win!

[Nicky91]

here for number 13 slot to do really well :)

[Nicky91]

https://media.giphy.com/media/UiT6uS2T3gYrS/giphy.gif

everybody please wave along Saturday to my song :D

[MB.]

My entry shall arrive this weekend and shall be fiercely topical, the satire will be so biting you'll need a tetanus jab, etc

...it's still the long weekend, right?

(alas, my entry is no longer topical in the slightest, but it's better than it was originally, so... yeah)

[Nicky91]

...it's still the long weekend, right?

(alas, my entry is no longer topical in the slightest, but it's better than it was originally, so... yeah)

a revamp much for you MB :fan:

[Shaun]

2 new entries received today from Spain and Monaco, which leaves Livia, Drew, Babayaro, Jamie89, Dezzy and T* left to submit (and any surprise last-minute entries)

Here at TiBB Eurovision we fully endorse mob rule and actively encourage you hound those 6 people for the next 3 days.

[Josiah.]

Get your songs in, so I can have song names and artist names to put at the end of the postcards.

[Jamie89]

Mine will probably be submitted last minute. It's going terribly and I've only properly started it today and I've realised that my idea might not be any good after all but I haven't got any other ideas :worry: (really shouldn't have left it so late)

[Nicky91]

Mine will probably be submitted last minute. It's going terribly and I've only properly started it today and I've realised that my idea might not be any good after all but I haven't got any other ideas :worry: (really shouldn't have left it so late)

last minute :worry: well as long as you submit that song i'm happy


i want competition :hee:

[Babayaro.]

I have finished writing my song, just need to do a few 'designs' now

[Jamie89]

last minute :worry: well as long as you submit that song i'm happy


i want competition :hee:

I'll definitely submit, I've decided to go with the idea that might end up not being any good... instead of the non-existent better idea that I can't think of :laugh:

[Nicky91]

I'll definitely submit, I've decided to go with the idea that might end up not being any good... instead of the non-existent better idea that I can't think of :laugh:

great to hear that Jamie :hee:

[Babayaro.]

That's mine submitted

[Denver]

At least i wont come last

[Nicky91]

i hope i won't come last, like last years flop :worry:

[Nicky91]

some news from TeamRomania, we have arrived in Gdansk


main act: Nicky91

http://beauty-around.com/images/sampledata/Televedyshie_WORLD/20gabriela-cristea.jpg

dancers: The Fire a dance group from Netherlands

http://imgb.igcdn.nl/4cd7621c85764fb7bbfc757a61833743/opener/De_Eindhovense_dansgroep_The_Fire_kreeg_veel_lof_t ijdens_Holland%27s_Got_Talent_.jpg

backing vocalists: Michele van der Aa & Inna

https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/10372718_f260.jpg

http://www.michelevanderaa.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/test2.2.21.jpg

producer: Jade Ewen

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/18/article-1183528-04FAC408000005DC-420_233x423.jpg

[MB.]

Very charitable of you to keep Jade Ewen in employment

[Nicky91]

Very charitable of you to keep Jade Ewen in employment

yes she's a beautiful singer and a lovely person to have around in the music industry

[Morgan.]

You're only allowed 6 people on the stage at one time in Eurovision Nicky :fist:

[Wizard.]

Jade Ewen produces?

[Shaun]

Inna is barred from Poland after she tried to assassinate the foreign minister.

[Denver]

Jade Ewan accepted an offer to appear on BB18 instead

[Tom4784]

I've finished this ****show of a song, will format it and send it in later.

[T*]

I'll try and get one in

[Babayaro.]

Babayaro its top 10 finish?

[Shaun]

Confirmation of the running order (unless something spectacular happens and Ammi comes in and demands to be Belarus).

1 - Croatia - Jamie89
2 - Monaco - MB. - RECEIVED
3 - Lithuania - Babayaro - RECEIVED
4 - Azerbaijan - Dezzy - RECEIVED
5 - Ireland - Niamh - RECEIVED
6 - Denmark - Josiah - RECEIVED
7 - Israel - Livia
8 - Moldova - Adam. - RECEIVED
9 - Cyprus - Ronald. - RECEIVED
10 - Spain - Jake. - RECEIVED
11 - Sweden - T* - RECEIVED
12 - Austria - Jarrod - RECEIVED
13 - Romania - Nicky91 - RECEIVED
14 - Estonia - Shaun - RECEIVED
15 - Montenegro - Riley. - RECEIVED
16 - Malta - Mystic Mock - RECEIVED
17 - Australia - SuperV - RECEIVED
18 - France - Drew. - RECEIVED

[Babayaro.]

Drew just waltzes in here last minute and gets the pimp slot. Smh

[Shaun]

Everyone will be heading home in an Uber (paid for by Josy) face-down in a stripper's tits by the time Drew takes to the stage, don't worry

[Wizard.]

If people post "that was great" before 4 minutes after my 4 minute video entry is posted I'm gonna fume

[Babayaro.]

So you want no compliments then? Gotcha :thumbs:

[T*]

If people post "that was great" before 4 minutes after my 4 minute video entry is posted I'm gonna fume

I find video entries a flip of the coin nowadays
If it's the only one and a high quality then you have a good chance of success
If it's in with a lot of videos people don't seem to want to press play (idek why, how lazy) and yes I'm still pressed

[Babayaro.]

I misread :)

[Wizard.]

I find video entries a flip of the coin nowadays
If it's the only one and a high quality then you have a good chance of success
If it's in with a lot of videos people don't seem to want to press play (idek why, how lazy) and yes I'm still pressed

I give people the benefit of the doubt but I can see how many views my videos gets bitches

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t4LrsbcdlD8/VqZ8Wyw3m1I/AAAAAAAAK-M/ehgVuG709eM/s1600/reginageorge.gif

[Nicky91]

i've got 3 dance troupe members, 2 backing vocalists and me so that are 6 people on stage

Jade Ewen will be in our green room as well, being our producer :)

[Ronald.]

i've got 3 dance troupe members, 2 backing vocalists and me so that are 6 people on stage

Jade Ewen will be in our green room as well, being our producer :)

I heard you forgot your lyrics during the dress rehearsal. R.

[Nicky91]

I heard you forgot your lyrics during the dress rehearsal. R.

:suspect: where did you get that, and no we were strong and powerful during our dress rehearsal


we are getting support from romanian sportspeople, Simona Halep and Gheorghe Hagi are wishing us good luck :hee:

[Shaun]

Just the 3 entries left to submit :ninja2: y'all bitches really love a last minute deal.

[Nicky91]

omg Tom, Drew submit your entries :)

[Ronald.]

:suspect: where did you get that, and no we were strong and powerful during our dress rehearsal


we are getting support from romanian sportspeople, Simona Halep and Gheorghe Hagi are wishing us good luck :hee:

It was all over twitter Nicky.

I'm pleased to announce I'll be joined by a very special person on the stage tonight. R.

[Shaun]

I mean Drew's sent his but ok carry on trying to speak for me :suspect:

[Denver]

I have epic sax guy with me so try beat that

[Nicky91]

epic sax guy for Adam lol


i have Princess Jade Ewen as my producer :D, and romanian stunning babe Inna in my backing vocals :)

[Ronald.]

https://image.ibb.co/jbuLFv/teaser.jpg

[Jake.]

I mean Drew's sent his but ok carry on trying to speak for me :suspect:

:joker:

[Jarrod]

I won't be online for the contest tonight but good luck! I'll be around for the results tomorrow

[Nicky91]

yeah same for me, i won't be around tonight, but i will give some feedback tomorrow morning as well as my votes :)


Good Luck everyone :hee:

[T*]

song written, will be with ye soon

[Tom4784]

I won't be back from work until around 10-ish so I'll miss the majority of it but I'll be perched to catch up. I apologise in advance for the piss poor effort I've put in this year, I've had neither the inspiration nor the time to really give it a good go.

[Nicky91]

aw no Dezzy, i feel bad for you :(


just hope for the best is my advice for you :)

[Wizard.]

https://image.ibb.co/jbuLFv/teaser.jpg

Okay Rons winning

[Wizard.]

Margaret looks like Edwina Curry in that pic

[Nicky91]

Okay Rons winning

not Ron giving us a Salvador and Luisa tea :laugh:

[MB.]

I'm fairly certain they're not brother and sister, Nicky

[Nicky91]

I'm fairly certain they're not brother and sister, Nicky

:suspect: how do you know this so certain

[MB.]

Well, Ron and Margaret are married for starters

[T*]

:laugh2:

[Nicky91]

http://www.weddinginspirasi.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/maya-fashion-2015-royal-bridal-sleeveless-mermaid-wedding-dress-romania-m38.jpg

people people, i want your attention, this will be the outfit for moi :clap2:

lovely romanian wedding dress will be my outfit for tonight :fan:

[Shaun]

Just the two entries left to come in and I think I'm not sure Livia will make it :think: (sorry for publicly speculating LOL) if Jamie sends his in, that'll be a nice and respectable lineup of 17. And we may... MAY... have a surprise latecomer :think:

[Denver]

GPF ha return?

[Jamie89]

Ok so I gave up on the thing I was doing because it just wasn't working, and I'm doing something different instead... I only have a few more lines to write so I'll send it when it's done!

[Nicky91]

okay Jamie make sure you send it :)

[Ronald.]

Margaret looks like Edwina Curry in that pic

I passed on the message and she said "tell that Riley i'm not nearly as old as that woman!"

I can see the resemblance a little in that photo but it may just be the filter, she's much more attractive than Edwina!

Well, Ron and Margaret are married for starters

That is correct.

[Ronald.]

Okay Rons winning

Ooh i don't think so but very kind of you to say so.

I am looking forward to reading everyone's entries. It's going to be a lot of fun! R.

[MB.]

I might not be around much for the first 20 minutes or so, but I'll perch shortly after :love:

[Shaun]

We are already having a bit of a hiccup considering I haven't received any postcards but oh well :ninja2: just can't get the staff

[T*]

This wouldn't of happened if I was still hired
But no I'm on the streets offering people a quick logo for £7

[Withano]

https://image.ibb.co/jbuLFv/teaser.jpg

Winner

[Wizard.]

This wouldn't of happened if I was still hired
But no I'm on the streets offering people a quick logo for £7

Is that all your offering on the street corners for £7? :hehe:

[Wizard.]

We are already having a bit of a hiccup considering I haven't received any postcards but oh well :ninja2: just can't get the staff

He updated the wiki really fast I'm shocked

[T*]

Is that all your offering on the street corners for £7? :hehe:

For £20 I can make you feel Jesus with a full brand package

[Jøsh]

I can do postcards for free with hosts if you want

[Jamie89]

https://image.ibb.co/jbuLFv/teaser.jpg
A Mary J Blige cover? :amazed:

[Babayaro.]

I can do postcards for free with hosts if you want

Bit late

[Shaun]

https://ak8.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/7449091/thumb/1.jpg?i10c=img.resize(height:160)

http://i.imgur.com/ZJ5PZJu.png

Please stay tuned

[Denver]

I am sorry but my song is in English and Romanian

[Jøsh]

What's happened to them

[Jøsh]

Bit late

It's a backup :fist:

[T*]

You could move the show to half 8


I'm totally not saying this bc I'm having din din now






(I am)

[Withano]

Good luck gang. I'll read through the thread at 11ish

[Wizard.]

I can present the flags before each performance?

https://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/animated-flag-gif/gifs/Croatia_240-animated-flag-gifs.gif

[T*]

I can present the flags before each performance?

https://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/animated-flag-gif/gifs/Croatia_240-animated-flag-gifs.gif

they're ugly

[Ronald.]

A Mary J Blige cover? :amazed:

Sadly not! My entry is an 'original song'. I spent a couple of days on it so I hope it's not too rubbish! My wife says I have a certain way with words - I write a little poem every year in my anniversary card for her! Can't say I'd ever written a song before tonight's entry though!

When I showed her 'the entry' she choked up a little - thought it was very nice, but was also a bit embarrassed! I said you can't go wrong with a love song! She's not sure why anyone on the internet would want to hear about her! R.

[Wizard.]

they're ugly

I don't see you offering to help :fist:

[Shaun]

6BYQSz1t-1k

[Jamie89]

Sadly not! My entry is an 'original song'. I spent a couple of days on it so I hope it's not too rubbish! My wife says I have a certain way with words - I write a little poem every year in my anniversary card for her! Can't say I'd ever written a song before tonight's entry though!

When I showed her 'the entry' she choked up a little - thought it was very nice, but was also a bit embarrassed! I said you can't go wrong with a long song! She's not sure why anyone on the internet would want to hear about her! R.
Aw that's really nice, she's a lucky lady! I'm looking forward to hearing/reading it

[Ronald.]

That's bloody brilliant it's like a real tv channel! Wow! R.

[Babayaro.]

they're ugly

nnn

[Wizard.]

6BYQSz1t-1k

https://media.giphy.com/media/8C0PO0hd5GYec/giphy.gif

[Denver]

https://i.imgur.com/TN7dUmR.jpg

[T*]

6BYQSz1t-1k

'mild drug references'
-glares at dezzy-

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/HyFapPa.png

Female AI: Salutations, Europe.

Male AI: Good evening, ThisIsBigBrother.com Forums. We are what you humans once called "Rudolph and Augustine".

Female AI: Experimentations with silicone injections and other chemicals have resulted in an as-yet-not-hostile artificial intelligence hosting what remains of our bodies.

Male AI: Even with a corrupted memory, limited emotional capacity, and frankly inferior breasts to our human forms, we could not let TiBB Eurovision go unhosted.

Female AI: Whilst we try to locate the items known as "postcards", please, give it up for our first song of the evening. Croatia.

http://i.imgur.com/dbMZlIN.png

[Jøsh]

nnnn

[Jamie89]

Rudolph and Augustine with the Westworld promo :clap1:

[Wizard.]

ROBOT RUDOLPH AND AUGUSTINE :clap1: am dead

[Shaun]

Artist: Donald Trump
Song Title: F U Democrats

To the tune (and in the nature) of...

oTbcUPlIosA

Donald Trump's answer song to Hillary's Tibb Xmasvision entry 'The Hate Will Go On'......


"F U Democrats"


You know there are two sides to every story


So I was, online,
I was browsing tibb,
And saw your vid, what a bitch!

Why'd you, post a song about me?
Your still salty that you lost,
It's not my fault I won,
I could feel the frost,
Coming off your tongue.


**** climate change, it doesn't mean jack,
**** you James Comey I don't want you back,
Transgender students, your views are wack,
We're low on oil, so **** you Iraq.

**** journalists, making me look bad,
**** Melania, she won't hold my hand,
The Muslim ban that I can't enact,
Well guess what yo, **** you Democrats.


You thought, I'd fail,
Well I'm still on my throne,
Makin' this White House a home.

Don't have to, turn to an intern,
Yeah I might deserve a slap,
And I might be smokin' crack,
But my party don't care and that's that on that.


**** the haters, they don't have the facts,
What russian involvement? you're on the wrong track,
**** pro choice the bible belt don't like that,
Hillary Clinton, **** you right back.

**** your health care, you shouldn't be fat,
Drag me on twitter, I'll drag you back,
**** the impeachment calls, not scared of that,
Well guess what yo, **** you Democrats.


You question, in 4 years,
Will I last that long?
Will my supporters still be there?

Well now you're over,
There's nothing left to say,
I don't care either way,
I can't complain coz I got my way.


**** the meetings, ain't got time for that,
Busy presenting alternative facts,
What would I do, without Kellyanne,
Well guess what yo, **** you Democrats.


You made me do this.

[Wizard.]

So relevant to current affairs amazing :clap1:

Jamie right now

http://www.dailywire.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_full/public/uploads/2017/05/griffin.jpg?itok=2OhR8bKJ

[Denver]

:clap1: Jamie Trump

[Ronald.]

I don't know the original song but very relevant and on trend! Great stuff! R.

[Jamie89]

Thank you :love:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/ynGHQEP.png

Female AI: Thank you, Donald Trump. Our sensors indicate that was both "satirical"... and... "political". Processing next song. Please show your appreciation for... Monaco.

http://i.imgur.com/bnZeCde.png

[T*]

Bop by jamie! :clap1:

[T*]

AI-gustine has crashed?

[Shaun]

For Monaco's biggest and boldest entry into the TiBB Eurovision Song Contest yet, producers planned to bring one of the greatest musical icons of our time out of retirement to represent them. Unfortunately, Samantha Mumba was unavailable, so they decided to pursue their second choice: a legendary singer and performer. But news is slow to reach Monaco, and it wasn't until late in the planning process that they were informed that Michael Jackson in fact died eight years ago. Thus, they had no choice but to call their only remaining hope...

http://i.imgur.com/TOJ7q16.png
[yes, that is actually the character from his avatar. I think]

Dezzy Rascal – "Banned"

To the tune of:
dsUXAEzaC3Q

[Dezzy makes his entrance by emerging from copious amounts of smoke. His hair somehow catches on fire during the process, prompting a crew member to climb on stage and extinguish the blaze. How very topical!]

the truth: [commenting from the side of the stage] did you know that men invented fire

[The music kicks in and Dezzy shows off some of his MJ dance moves, before quickly getting out of breath and taking a puff on his inhaler. Afterwards, he turns to a dartboard with a picture of the much-missed LeatherTrumpet’s face on it, the bullseye of which has been accurately hit each and every time. How odd.]

Your trumpet’s mine
You Scottish blight
Your leather spine
Didn’t last a night
[Dezzy then turns to a terrified crowd of Serious Debates & News regulars, probably wishing they had a safe space right about now]

I’m warning you
You shouldn’t bait
Or else you’ll meet
A similar fate
Shamone
[Shabnam from Big Brother 8 takes to the stage at this point, showing off the dance moves that she’s spent the best part of a decade rehearsing]

I’m giving you
A chance to see
Why you don’t mess
With a mod like me
[Dezzy wags his finger like the sexy headmistress he is at heart]

I’m telling you
I’ve sussed you out
I won’t listen
So
[Natasha Hamilton is wheeled on] YEH DON’T HAVE TEH SHOUT [Natasha Hamilton is wheeled off]

If I see another **** thread
About Madeleine McCann
Or a racist post on Brexit
Then I’ll slap you with a ban

Because you’re banned, you’re banned (really, really banned)
You know you’re banned, you’re banned
You know it (really bloody banned)
You know you’re banned, you’re banned
You’ve blown it (yes you’re really banned)
If you make a multi right about now
I’mma tell you once again
You’re banned
[Dezzy pulls a list of naughty TiBB members out of his G-string, like the sexy mall Santa he is at heart]

Let’s start with Alf
Who thinks he’s smart
Nothing rhymes with Alf
So let’s skip this part
Then Brillopad
Trying to impress
But I just blocked
His IP address
Remember that
Johnny paid the price
Since I’m the cat
And you’re the mice
[Dezzy licks the back of his hand and purrs a la George Galloway]

Now you see you're all pawns
In my bigger master plan
Just behave while I'm gone
'cause I’m off to Camber Sands
[Dezzy briefly pauses the song as his Uber driver mounts the stage, complaining that he’s been waiting outside for half an hour and he's running the meter up. After a brief dispute, they reach an agreement, Dezzy puts his suitcase in the boot and the car reverses off the stage, killing Shabnam in the process]

In the meantime, you’re banned, you’re banned (really, really banned)
So don’t take a stand, a stand
No, really (you’re actually banned)
While I’m off getting tanned, oh tanned
No, slightly (he gets more pink than tanned)
If you get your mum to send a shirty
e-mail to Josy then
You’re banned
[Dance break, by which I mean Dezzy breaks two hips and Natasha Hamilton's nose]

Now you quiver at my hammer
I see the fear that’s in your face
You can head to the TiBB slammer
Or I’ll ban you off to space

[Musical interlude, aka time to meet some common scum. First of all, Dezzy comes across a Victorian street urchin, played by Melissa McCarthy, stealing bread. "Please, sir, I am but an ‘umble Victorian street urchin, please do not ban me!" the Victorian street urchin pleads. "Banned!" bellows an uncaring Dezzy.]

[Dezzy then comes across a hot sexy woman, played by legendary thespian Sir Ben Kingsley, propositioning him with sex, which is now illegal for some reason. "Hello Dezzy I am hot sexy woman would you like to do the sex with me," the hot sexy woman growls. Dezzy does not give into his innermost desires and instead replies with a cold, hard "banned!"]

[Dezzy comes across Valentina. "This is a lip sync, we need to see your lips," Dezzy says, sternly but also very sexily. "I'd like to keep it on, please," Valentina whimpers, aware of the weight of Dezzy's bulging ban hammer. "Well then," Dezzy concludes. "I'm sorry my dear, but you're banned!"]

[Dezzy comes across Jermaine, Tito and LaToya Jackson, none of whom are supposed to be part of the performance. Security rush to the stage to remove them. "Actually, we find this all highly insulting to our brother’s legacy and would prefer it if you stopped immed-" the Jacksons begin, before being cut off by two words: "you're banned!"]

That’s right, you’re banned, you’re banned (really ****ing banned)
Yes you’re still banned, you’re banned
Don’t moan bitch (how is this not clear already)
If you do I’ll extend your ban, your ban
To three months (four months if you’re bad)
I’ll ban the whole damn world anyhow
Bugger, here’s my Uber again
[the truth, having left whilst Dezzy was busy with all his ethnic movement, returns to the stage, now carrying a placard that reads “Wonder Woman? More like Liberal Cuck Safe Space Feminazi Man-Hating New Labour Snowflake Woman!” – having had to write very small to fit it all on]

Dezzy: Look, mate, I appreciate the craftsmanship, but I’ve got a song to finish here. Now, where was I?
the truth: it’s all killary’s fault
Dezzy: Oh yes, that’s right.

You’re banned!

[MB.]

Well done Jamie :love:

My other choice was to write "Banned and Boozy", a parody of Bad and Boujee as sung by Johnny and Josy, so... yeah, that was almost a thing (there's a theme emerging here, I'm sure you can tell)

[Ronald.]

Oh my! That's so funny! Leather, what a good member I wish he'd come back! I was laughing at that one, well done! R.

[Babayaro.]

Really strong effort, MB :clap1:

[Wizard.]

Dezzy Rascal :joker: I'm HOWLING and the Shabnam cameo :dead:

[MB.]

Ta all two of you <3

Edit: And Riley <3

[T*]

I've been slain :love:
Shabnam was too, RIP :sad:

[Wizard.]

Ta all two of you <3

Edit: And Riley <3

I thought it was Dezzys entry rofl well done

[MB.]

I've been slain :love:
Shabnam was too, RIP :sad:

She truly was the people's princess :( And ta

[Ronald.]

I thought it was Dezzys entry rofl well done

Same! Ha ha! R.

[MB.]

I thought it was Dezzys entry rofl well done

Yes, I did fear that problem may arise

Dezzy's entry better be about me now, I swear to god

[T*]

It seems a bit quiet tonight, I do miss when there was like 50 people reading the thread at once and everyone would get a flood of compliments :sad:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/Q7fCaiz.png

Male AI: INITIATING SEQUENCE_"GROW THREE TIMES IN SIZE FOR SOME REASON.exe" - installed.

"Thank you Monaco. Our sensors indicate that was both "humourous" and "topical to ThisIsBigBrother.com Forums". Congratulations. Processing next song, named 'Lithuania'

http://i.imgur.com/zsVw2Ie.png

[Jamie89]

I'm crying, that was brilliant MB! :joker: I lost it at Natasha Hamilton's cameo

[MB.]

tfw a robot still has more charisma than any of this year's actual Eurovision hosts

[Babayaro.]

:)

[T*]

tfw a robot still has more charisma than any of this year's actual Eurovision hosts

is this vova shade

[MB.]

I'm crying, that was brilliant MB! :joker: I lost it at Natasha Hamilton's cameo

Thank you :love:

[Shaun]

Anteater by Funky Funky


http://i.imgur.com/K6g20Kv.jpg


The video begins with Babayaro, Marsh and the anteater playing Bop It on the living room floor.

It is night time.

Babayaro and Marsh are dressed as American jocks for some reason. The anteater looks normal for its kind.

[Record scratch]
[Freeze frame]

Babayaro: yup that’s me, you’re probably wondering why Marsh is in my home…

*20 minutes earlier*

Marsh and Babayaro are doing jelly shots in the kitchen


Marsh: that’s some dank jelly bro
Babayaro: you can say that aga-
Marsh: holy **** is that an anteater?!
Babayaro: it’s probably a dog
Marsh: it’s so god damn big!
Babayaro: this situation is not likely. I mean, anteaters can be found in Central America and we live in Europe. They cannot even see in the dark
Marsh: it has a snout and a long tongue
Babayaro: ****


zzJoWR1Vu80


He’ll only come out at night
The mean and hungry shite
Disgusting, ew! I’ve seen him here before
Frothing and masturbating
Ooh, he’s ******** on you and ties you against the door
So many persuade the beast
With a wink you’re away for free
The demon is riled, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a jaguar
What does it matter
If you get rid of
You ain’t gonna get too far

(Oh here he comes)
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
(Oh here he comes)
He’s an anteater

I wouldn’t if I were you
I know what he can do
He’s a friendly man, but he could unzip your curled ma-aan part
Might not even matter
Guard duty is here and the beast is in the hall

(Oh here he comes)
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
(Oh here he comes)
He’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
(Oh here he comes)
He’s an anteater

Nooooo,
Oh here he comes
Watch your toys he’ll sook them up
Woah here comes
(Watch out)
He’s an anteater
Oh here he comes
(He’s an anteater)
Ooh, he’ll sook them up
(Ooh here he comes)
Here he comes, he’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
(Watch out)
He only comes out to fight, ooh
(Oh here he comes)
Here he comes
He’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
(He’s an anteater)
The demon is riled, ooh
(Oh here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch your toys, watch your toys
(Oh here he comes)
Oh, watch them, watch them, watch them, watch them
(Oh here he comes)
Yeah yeah he’s an anteater
(Oh here he comes)
(He’s an anteater)
He’s frothing and masturbating

[MB.]

is this vova shade

More Timur shade tbh (Timur <3)

[MB.]

Marc you disturbing nutter :flutter: I assume "he's frothing and masturbating" refers to the anteater and not Marsh

[Babayaro.]

Marc you disturbing nutter :flutter: I assume "he's frothing and masturbating" refers to the anteater and not Marsh

Yes, that is correct

[Wizard.]

Marc :clap1: that anteater is more famous than Marsh now

[Firewire]

Oh

[T*]

i'm lost for words

[Babayaro.]

Marc :clap1: that anteater is more famous than Marsh now

Oh

i'm lost for words

:love: :love:

[Glenn.]

Jesus Christ

[Glenn.]

Not gonna lie that was incrediable

[Babayaro.]

Not gonna lie that was incrediable

:blush: ty

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/ynGHQEP.png

Female AI: Male lifeform previously known as 'Rudolph' - Error: Red Nose not found - is undergoing recalibrations following a fatal sizing error.

Lithuanian mammal art has been executed successfully. Loading next entry, named 'Azerbaijan'.

http://i.imgur.com/3X3UO64.png

[Jamie89]

this situation is not likely. I mean, anteaters can be found in Central America and we live in Europe. They cannot even see in the dark

A song that's both educational and hilarious :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

A song that's both educational and hilarious :clap1:

Thank you :) your was really good too. Glad you changed it lol?

[T*]

Female AI: Male lifeform previously known as 'Rudolph' - Error: Red Nose not found - is undergoing recalibrations following a fatal sizing error.
why did this make me cackle

[Denver]

Well done you 2 :clap1:

[Jamie89]

Thank you :) your was really good too. Glad you changed it lol?

Thanks. I'm not sure, I think my other idea was a better idea and it's annoying that it didn't work (I might try again with it next time)... but I'm happy with what I did for something that was last minute

[Babayaro.]

Well done you 2 :clap1:

Ty

[Shaun]

Angered by piss poor results in previous competitions, Azerbaijan has decided to cheat their way to the top by teaming up with two other flop countries to form a girl group consisting of the finest singers from each country and thus Coalitious was born and they are coming for that crown by any means necessary.

iRMbZkSErNI

Douze Points by Coalitious

Gather round
Secure those wigs
Gimme Douze Points

Hey, it's Azerbaijan
I'm that tiny little country that can
Coming for the win, you can't stop me
Looking around, it's gonna to be free
But just in case I've brought some friends
Unloved countries because friendship never ends
You say that's against the rules? Oh Honey
Screw those rules 'cus we've got money
Drillin' oil, always in the black
We collectin' coins but we never take the flack
We always place well, we'll never do bad
Just forget about Dilara, that washed up hag
We'll rise again and overcome
Destined to be the cream but not the scum
All voters, remember our song
'Cause with us in charge, nothing can go wrong

**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
Comin' for those Brexit votes

Give us Douze, Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze, Douze Points
Give us Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze Points

Norway's here descending like a curse
Leaving all the desperate gays gasping of thirst
Ending bitches so hard, they're gonna need a nurse
We'll never ever be last, we'll always come in first
We love crime dramas they are always on primetime
We'll like to make a Killing and it's showtime
And there's a thousand Eyewitnesses to this crime.
Leaving bitches for dead on a Bridge while we climb (to victory!)
You jealous? I don't blame you
If Azer''s number 1, then we're number 2
You disagree? Well, that's on you
Eyes on the Fjords, I'll spell it out for you
N to the O to the R to the W and A to the- Hold it!... Y
Sofie Gråbøll-ing these hoes to the crown, next!

**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
Comin' for those Brexit votes

Give us Douze, Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze, Douze Points
Give us Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze Points

It's Bosnia & Herzegovina
But everyone just calls us....irrelevant
We're known for nothing, we're very boring
But these Tibb Parodies keep us soaring
'Lick my Hotdog' was robbed, we're calling shade
We serve bops but only dust is paid
This year we have nothing, no tibb drama made the grade
and 'Marsh is gay' is overplayed
and so we'll be Azerbaijan's back up singers
In Sports terms, we're the wingers
We'll bring back the gold and win some secondhand glory
we've got no more rhymes so something something tory.
Bosnia & Herzegovina

**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru
Comin' for those Brexit votes

Give us Douze, Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze, Douze Points
Give us Douze Points
Gi-Give us Douze Points

**** Rules, **** EU, now I- now I've come thru