Eurovision Grand Final 8pm BBC1 13/05/17 Portugal robbed Bulgaria

[Amy Jade]

Not sure who the most pointless accompanying dancer is the gorilla or the twat off the hungary song

[Natalie.]

pretty rubbish

[Ross.]

I love Italy's sorry

[Shaun]

Queen Anja :clap1:

[LukeB]

I love Italy's sorry

Me too! it's fun and soooo catchy

[LukeB]

The better Australian

[MB.]

The fact that the Danish entry can't speak a word of Danish is one of my favourite things about this year's contest, and I'm not sure what that says about the overall quality of it

[Amy Jade]

The better Australian

Marginally.

[Ross.]

Omg I'm sorry Shaun for shading you about this during the semi finals I love it

[Shaun]

Vocals of the contest :clap1:

[Wizard.]

What a bop where do I buy on iTunes

[Amy Jade]

Vocals of the contest :clap1:

After that note just now? Nope.

[LukeB]

zzzzz time

[Shaun]

come on Salvador!!!!!!!!

[Will.]

That was good.

[Amy Jade]

Worst song. good call likening it to la la land.

Overrated.

[Will.]

He looks like something from Dr Seuss

[Denver]

Way better the Italy

[LukeB]

https://media.tenor.co/images/4804f06c548bcb861991579aeb56c81d/tenor.gif

[Shaun]

:flutter: so pretty

[Braden]

Yaaaaaas Portugal.

[LukeB]

Worst song. good call likening it to la la land.

Overrated.

confirmed.

[Amy Jade]

I was in a food coma after my pizza now I am in actual coma.

[Ross.]

Okay I've done a u-turn I quite like this now

Not enough to be my winner but it's lovely

[MB.]

...that's what it reminds me of, The Rainbow Connection

As you all were

[T*]

Such a cute song

[Natalie.]

Nice enough I guess
Not worthy of winning

[LukeB]

thank god it's over. so boring and dull

[Braden]

I'm living for the hosts suits :flutter:

[MTVN]

I see the appeal, quite a nice contrast and he is quite endearing just standing there doing his silly, awkward actions

[Wizard.]

It was nice but I don't stan

[Jay28jay2]

Who is this icon

[LukeB]

A better song :clap1:

[Denver]

the Vocal is off

[Calderyon]

List after 10 songs:

1. Netherlands 6.5/10
2. Poland 6.25/10
3. Armenia 6.25/10
4. Italy 6.0/10
5. Denmark 5.5/10
6. Austria 5.5/10
7. Belarus 5.5/10
8. Moldova 5.5/10
9. Israel 4.5/10
10. Hungary 3.5/10

Stream is 8 minutes behind.

[Wizard.]

Also like if the UK did what Portugal just did we'd be laughed at

[Shaun]

this is very blah.

[EspeonBB]

The 1-2 punch of Portugal and Azerbaijan :clap1:

[Headie]

List after 10 songs:

1. Netherlands 6.5/10
2. Poland 6.25/10
3. Armenia 6.25/10
4. Italy 6.0/10
5. Denmark 5.5/10
6. Austria 5.5/10
7. Belarus 5.5/10
8. Moldova 5.5/10
9. Israel 4.5/10
10. Hungary 3.5/10

Stream is 8 minutes behind.

Why are you streaming it when Finland are airing it

[Amy Jade]

Oh no Croatia lol

[Headie]

Also like if the UK did what Portugal just did we'd be laughed at

Engelbert Humperdink shade?

[Shaun]

Homophobic king :love:

[Wizard.]

This needs to win I'm cackling!!

[Denver]

Homophobic king :love:

He actually has gay friends

[Natalie.]

Samwell Tarly ?

[Headie]

How y'all gonna tell me he ain't gay af

[Amy Jade]

He actually has gay friends

He's gay himself no?

[Denver]

He's gay himself no?

He has bolted the closet closed

[Amy Jade]

That note was painful

[Natalie.]

What number are we?

[Calderyon]

Why are you streaming it when Finland are airing it

I don´t want to hear the announcers.

[LukeB]

"he's only 17" is this the x factor?

[Amy Jade]

What number are we?

18th

[Denver]

He still cant get the high note

[Natalie.]

18th

thank you :love:

[LukeB]

Another snooze.

[EspeonBB]

Australia really sucks

[Denver]

He was in my originally top 5

[Amy Jade]

from the amazing Sound of Silence to this...wow

[Ross.]

He's no Dami

[MB.]

I was indeed asking myself why Timur is at a hot tub party in the future

[Wizard.]

Neeebles

[Amy Jade]

Where is our Lucie?

[EspeonBB]

Italy have dropped to 3rd in the odds now :o

[Wizard.]

Give Lucie promo!

[LukeB]

Italy have dropped to 3rd in the odds now :o

Uk has dropped too :worry:

[MB.]

Aww he didn't say ****s Biz :(

[Wizard.]

Italy have dropped to 3rd in the odds now :o

U.K. Have gone from 6th to 9th :/

[Amy Jade]

4 to go til our gal

[MB.]

Italy have dropped to 3rd in the odds now :o

Come thru Bulgaria! (I'm guessing it's them who have overtaken rather than, say, Israel)

[EspeonBB]

Uk has dropped too :worry:

tbf she hasn't performed yet

She should rise after her performance

[Denver]

U.K. Have gone from 6th to 9th :/

Expected with the others having performed before her

[Shaun]

Demy > Demi

[Jay28jay2]

U.K. Have gone from 6th to 9th :/

We still haven't performed Huns, we still have time to impress

[Denver]

Demy > Demi

Dami >

[Amy Jade]

She's so pretty

[Jay28jay2]

I'm in love

[Wizard.]

Omg Greece ripped off Luci's whole stage

[LukeB]

She looks like someone but i can't remember her name :worry:

[MB.]

Demy > Demi

Dami >

Dima >

(lol jk)

[Denver]

Bulgaria will be favourites before Kristian performs

[MB.]

Omg Greece ripped off Luci's whole stage

Perched for Lucie's naked men washing themselves

[Denver]

She looks like someone but i can't remember her name :worry:

Ferne McCann

[Amy Jade]

I quite like this but her vocals are pretty poor

[Wizard.]

Bulgaria will be favourites before Kristian performs

I can't wait to see what that lesbian is pulling off

[Denver]

I can't wait to see what that lesbian is pulling off

Fook Off you horrible twat :fist:

[Shaun]

I'm sure I liked this in the semis. Must've been a weak bunch.

[Denver]

Nobody dare shade King Kristian

[Shaun]

this guy is ****ing terrible.

[Denver]

I'd Shag him

[LukeB]

Not a fan of this

[Ross.]

Last place incoming

[Amy Jade]

The drummer is hot

[Shaun]

....jeeeeesus

[Denver]

Oh that note ruined it

[MB.]

...someone has to come last, eh?

[Natalie.]

ouch lmao

[Ross.]

The vocal :joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

My god that was horrific

[EspeonBB]

Spain snatching last place from Germany

[Denver]

Lucie is gonna destroy everyone tonight

[LukeB]

We are nearly on :flutter:

[Shaun]

Lucie serving vocals after this rapid succession of dirge gives me hope.

[Ross.]

Terrible songs before Lucie comes to smash it :clap1:

[Calderyon]

List after 15 songs (with small points corrections):

1. Greece 7.5/10
2. Netherlands 7.0/10
3. Poland 6.5/10
4. Armenia 6.5/10
5. Italy 6.25/10
6. Portugal 6.25/10
7. Austria 5.75/10
8. Belarus 5.75/10
9. Croatia 5.5/10
10. Moldova 5.5/10
11. Azerbaijan 5.25/10
12. Denmark 5.0/10
13. Israel 4.5/10
14. Australia 4.0/10
15. Hungary 3.5/10

[Headie]

Lucie shoulda been on after Spain, the contrast in vocals woulda been a howl

[MB.]

I'll always appreciate how effing creepy this song is (see: the lyric which is literally just "I'M GONNA KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL")

[Shaun]

Lucie shoulda been on after Spain, the contrast in vocals woulda been a howl

There's still gonna be a hell of a contrast tbf

[Ross.]

I'll always appreciate how effing creepy this song is (see: the lyric which is literally just "I'M GONNA KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL")

:joker:

[Shaun]

"there's a fire in my arsehole"

Croatia is shook?

[Denver]

The winner is on now

[Headie]

Come on Lucie hun

[Braden]

I'm living for this bar because they have score sheets set out, and people are literally taking it so seriously like they're in an exam :joker:

[Ross.]

"there's a fire in my arsehole"

Croatia is shook?

:joker:

[Denver]

Volo works for Digital Spy?

[MB.]

I'm glad they're letting everyone empty their bladders before Lucie comes on

[EspeonBB]

Lucie is coming to slay :love:

[Headie]

Bye everyone's gonna turn off before the UK during this segment

[Jay28jay2]

Oh dear me

[MB.]

I think we all know what's in his pocket, Volo

[Denver]

I think we all know what's in his pocket, Volo

I've seen the receipts

[Headie]

Poor Luce gonna be performing to about 2 viewers

[Amy Jade]

Here we go :flutter:

[Headie]

Cute postcard

[Ross.]

I'm ready

[LukeB]

:flutter:

[Amy Jade]

Come on Lucie!

[Shaun]

come on girl :clap1:

[MB.]

Come thru etc

[Jay28jay2]

I'm. Snatched

[Natalie.]

:fc:

[Will.]

:love:

[Jay28jay2]

She's doing amazing

[Shaun]

100% our best since Jade Ewen's song (and I prefer it to that one too)

[Brother Leon]

Portugal definitely the winner so far. Looks like my bet is on point. Shouts to Shaun.

[MB.]

100% our best since Jade Ewen's song (and I prefer it to that one too)

Bonnie Tyler shade?

[Jordan.]

First time i've heard our song, what's the hype?

[EspeonBB]

Wig off!

[Owen19]

Really like this! Hope Lucie does well:love:

[Shaun]

:clap1: outstanding. If she's not top ten I give up.

[Denver]

****ing phenomenal she done us proud

[Will.]

This is the best so far.

[LukeB]

stunning :flutter: others are shook by her vocals

[MB.]

So... queen tbh?

[LukeB]

The reaction to it :clap1: she did that

[Headie]

A legend

[Amy Jade]

Absoloutely flawless. Easily the best vocals this evening. So proud.

[Ross.]

Absolutely fantastic

[EspeonBB]

Pray for a top 10 position :fc:

[Denver]

Im literally ****ing shook

[Natalie.]

wow that was amazing :clap1: great performance

[Shaun]

oh Rag n Bone Man man

[Ross.]

Lucie easily had the vocals of the night

[Headie]

I'm only human after all

[LukeB]

Lucie easily had the vocals of the night

by far

[Amy Jade]

If we flop this year I will fume

[MB.]

Rag'n'Bone Man would be bad enough, but the fact that they've got Peter Andre circa-2007 to sing it makes it worse

[Ross.]

Rag'n'Bone Man would be bad enough, but the fact that they've got Peter Andre circa-2007 to sing it makes it worse

:joker:

[Denver]

If we flop this year I will fume

TIBB to invade every country to demand why they didnt vote for her?

[Will.]

Belgium had this staging 2015

[Amy Jade]

Rag'n'Bone Man would be bad enough, but the fact that they've got Peter Andre circa-2007 to sing it makes it worse

Omg :laugh2:

[Wizard.]

Wow Lucie killed them all off with a powerful and emotional performance :clap1:

[Brother Leon]

People recognise Rag N Bone Man songs that aren't Human?

[LukeB]

The crowd still wigless from Lucie?

[MB.]

Yay yodellers <3

[Denver]

I love Romania though

[EspeonBB]

lmfao the yodelers :love:

[Shaun]

this song is ****ing amazing idc

[MB.]

Why isn't this at the top of the odds

[Wizard.]

That girl looks like Big Meech

[Denver]

This gives me N-Dubz teas without the yodelling

[Amy Jade]

I love the hem on her dress

[LukeB]

This gives me N-Dubz teas without the yodelling

how n-dubz are chavs

[LukeB]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/co7KyQqSqXMYM/giphy.gif

[Amy Jade]

This gives me N-Dubz teas without the yodelling

This woman is a far better vocalist than Tulisa though.

[Denver]

how n-dubz are chavs

Listen to the backing track and his rap

[T*]

This is trash

[Shaun]

Locke has ruined this by pointing out a similarity to Daz Sampson

but then hey I liked Teenage Life too

[LukeB]

Slayed by this again!

[Denver]

This woman is a far better vocalist than Tulisa though.

What a vicious thing to say

[Headie]

Yikes @ the voice crack

[LukeB]

This woman is a far better vocalist than Tulisa though.

this is true

[Shaun]

He has let her down :inamood:

[EspeonBB]

Titanium is coming

[T*]

Locke has ruined this by pointing out a similarity to Daz Sampson

but then hey I liked Teenage Life too

WHY

[Amy Jade]

Oh she wrote skyscraper??

[LukeB]

Titanium

[Ross.]

Romania is a bop and I won't let anyone say otherwise

[MB.]

Germany... exists

As a song released in 2011, but there we go

[Shaun]

jesus I thought Human was the biggest ripoff, forgot about this lmao

[LukeB]

Romania is a bop and I won't let anyone say otherwise

I had it on repeat yesterday :shame:

[Will.]

I am titanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

[Amy Jade]

Omg it really is a Titanium rip off I thought you lot were exaggerating :laugh2:

[MTVN]

That Romania song was best by far, everything just worked

[MB.]

She and Spain may as well just have an arm wrestle to decide who's coming last at this point

[LukeB]

I hope David and Sia sue

[Ross.]

Well this is a **** version of Titanium

[Calderyon]

List after 20 songs (with small points corrections):

1. Greece 7.5/10
2. Netherlands 7.0/10
3. Poland 6.5/10
4. Romania 6.5/10
5. UK 6.5/10
6. Armenia 6.5/10
7. Italy 6.25/10
8. Portugal 6.25/10
9. Austria 5.75/10
10. Belarus 5.75/10
11. Norway 5.5/10
12. Cyprus 5.5/10
13. Croatia 5.5/10
14. Moldova 5.5/10
15. Azerbaijan 5.25/10
16. Denmark 5.0/10
17. Israel 4.5/10
18. Spain 4.0/10
19. Australia 4.0/10
20. Hungary 3.5/10

[Headie]

Nothing will beat Belgium's bop last year ripping off Sax :clap1:

[LukeB]

I forgot this got through tbh /; I thought it didn't make it

[Amy Jade]

Even the staging and dressing is titanium :laugh2:

Bitch aibt got pipes like Sia though

[Guuki]

Greece and Romania are my favs so far.

[EspeonBB]

I forgot this got through tbh /; I thought it didn't make it

Germany are part of the big 5 so don't have to go through the semifinals

They definitely wouldn't have qualified otherwise :joker:

[LukeB]

Germany are part of the big 5 so don't have to go through the semifinals

They definitely wouldn't have qualified otherwise :joker:

oh yeah :shame: it's a forgettable song so no wonder i forgot about it.

[MB.]

This is what deserves to come last but life isn't fair

[Wizard.]

No we're still 9th in the bookies

[Shaun]

This is what deserves to come last but life isn't fair

this isn't Spain?

[MB.]

this isn't Spain?

Eh, they can share

[Denver]

No we're still 9th in the bookies

8th we are slowly moving up

[LukeB]

I love Linkin Park

[Shaun]

is this twenty one pilots

[Ross.]

Is this Mock

[MB.]

Is this Matt Willis

[Amy Jade]

Netherlands, Romania and the UK are still my faves

[Will.]

Is this my mum?

[LukeB]

Is this my mum?

Yes

[MB.]

Let's hope Blanche has overcome her fear of being seen in public in time for tonight's performance

[Wizard.]

I'm hoping the bookies are pulling a Coleen Nolan here

[Denver]

Is this Deidres mum

[Amy Jade]

Oh wow I like her voice

[Shaun]

this is nice but I get the feeling she wants us all dead

[Wizard.]

I swear I've heard this song before? Another RIP off!

[MB.]

I'm hoping the bookies are pulling a Coleen Nolan here

I'm trying to work out who Jedward would be in this scenario

[Denver]

I love Lorde

[UserSince2005]

i liked the yodel song

is that favourite?

[Denver]

I'm trying to work out who Jedward would be in this scenario

Jedward are announcing the Finnish vote

[MB.]

i liked the yodel song

is that favourite?

Yes, it's almost impossible for anyone to catch them now

[MTVN]

She scares me

[EspeonBB]

Belgium :love:

[Ross.]

That was nice

[MB.]

Couldn't we have had a live feed of the hosts changing

Y'know, just in case

[LukeB]

what's the big deal about 17 year olds? you will never forget they are 17 because every show mentions it 1000 times.

[Shaun]

slay me Robin

[Denver]

Hope he falls of the treadmilll

[MB.]

King of exercise!

[Jay28jay2]

Iggy Azealia?

[Denver]

Nice to see they are taking fashion advice from Simon Cowell

[LukeB]

Another bop

[BBfanUSA]

The US TV feed has Michelle Visage and Ross Matthews as the commentators, it's ten times better than last year's.

Also the main feed hosts are crap.

[UserSince2005]

Yes, it's almost impossible for anyone to catch them now

nice, it was fun.

This guy is hotie

[Amy Jade]

His vocals are terrible

[Shaun]

slain.

[EspeonBB]

Unpopular opinion but this sucks

It will probably be top 5 though

[Denver]

The winner is on now #Sofia2018

[Ross.]

I am slayed by Sweden

[MB.]

I love Violet Chachki

[LukeB]

I hope this beats Portugal.

[MB.]

(but this is actually my realistic winner pick, if only to re-write the wrong of Bulgaria not winning last year)

[Amy Jade]

I hope this beats Portugal.

I will take anyone winning over that ****e

[Jay28jay2]

Why does he look like Violet Chachki out of drag