Eurovision Grand Final 8pm BBC1 13/05/17 Portugal robbed Bulgaria

[LukeB]

:love:

[EspeonBB]

Slay Australia

[Owen19]

YAY

[Amy Jade]

Yeßssssssssssssssssssssss

[Headie]

She deserved that :clap1:

[Wizard.]

YASS I knew they couldn't give us nothing

[Glenn.]

A 12 pointer. Never in my lifetime have I seen one of them

[Ross.]

Oh wow Australia :clap1:

[Owen19]

Top ten!

[Braden]

Lmao everyone erupted when we got 12 :love:

I love easily pleased people.

[Amy Jade]

Lucie deserves more of those 12's

[Denver]

Yay 6

[T*]

YESS LUCIE

[Natalie.]

Australia :clap1:

[LukeB]

I think we close to beating last years score

[MB.]

"We are celebrating diversity here"

by bringing back the same spokeswoman you drag out every year

[EspeonBB]

Lucie on the left hand side :clap1:

[Denver]

Spain get 12

[Owen19]

Hope we don't bomb in the televote:worry:

[Shaun]

Some of these decisions are just peculiar. In what way was Norway worth a 12?

[Wizard.]

Tactical voting from Portugal

[Shaun]

I think we close to beating last years score

We're 2pts ahead of it now - we got 62 combined last year.

[Amy Jade]

Hello Luca :flutter:

[Denver]

Yes 5

[Wizard.]

Are they taking theme of "Diversity" that seriously and voting for Portugal

[Braden]

Yaaaas Douwe.

[Calderyon]

Spain and Germany still at 0 points.

[MB.]

Douwe Bob doing a good job of destroying my ovaries there

[reece(:]

Portugal was ****e

[Amy Jade]

Tammy :love:

[Shaun]

Salvador :love:

[Denver]

Best be 12

[LukeB]

we better get 12 points!

[Amy Jade]

We want 12!

[MB.]

oh go drown yourselves Ireland

[Jøsh]

Let me guess, Portugal?

[Denver]

Kill themselves

[Amy Jade]

What.

[Shaun]

...****ing pitiful country of inbreds

[EspeonBB]

mess Ireland giving us 0

[Owen19]

WTF Ireland

[Ross.]

Omg I'm so sorry Lucie

clearly would be 12 if I still lived there x

[MB.]

Nice to see that Georgia made an effort tonight

[Wizard.]

Ireland are so bitter

[Amy Jade]

Potato muching twats

[Braden]

Getting my camera out to record the 12 pts Ireland never gave us...

[Denver]

Yay 5

[Natalie.]

Ross :oh:

[Amy Jade]

Cyprus > ireland

[MB.]

lol @ Cyprus/Greece being the only tactical voters to get booed

[Glenn.]

Douwe Bob doing a good job of destroying my ovaries there

I screamed when I see him

[Jøsh]

Cyprus > ireland

Australia > Cyprus

[reece(:]

mess Ireland giving us 0

not them fumed at Tula May as well

[MB.]

"I have no idea how the Hungarians voted"

Kween of comedy!

[Shaun]

this Romanian woman is my favourite of the night. Nicely deflected, sis :clap2:

[Braden]

Australia can leave after this year, if they're going to do well just cuz.

[Denver]

yay 3

[EspeonBB]

Wait who gave Germany points

I was here for them and Spain getting 0

[Owen19]

Australia can leave after this year, if they're going to do well just cuz.

They can stay if they give us 12 again

[Denver]

yes 10

[LukeB]

Slovenia :love:

[MB.]

yay Slovenia <3

[Amy Jade]

10!

[Wizard.]

Slovenia never dissed

[Calderyon]

Ireland gave Germany 3 points. This was an answer to a question.

[Denver]

only 2

[MB.]

Nice tattoos, Belgium

[Jøsh]

Ireland gave Germany 3 points.

It's always sodding Ireland

[Amy Jade]

Im so glad ireland flopped this year didnt even make the final :laugh2:

[Shaun]

Slovenia :love: who needs the leprechauns?

[Braden]

They can stay if they give us 12 again

Yeah, I do love Lee Lin Chin to be fair :love:

[EspeonBB]

Ireland gave Germany 3 points.

And yet they gave the UK zero :oh:

[Denver]

Ireland gave Germany 3 points.

Tasteless bints

[Denver]

5

[MB.]

yay the Polish <3 I guess it's only fair given that we always give them ****loads of points in the popular vote

[Shaun]

For anyone worrying Portugal have stormed it: Australia had 320pts from the juries compared to Ukraine's 211 last year.

[Calderyon]

UK gave 10 points to Australia.

[reece(:]

Mess at all the women flopping

[Brother Leon]

Good stuff. UK not letting me down for once..

[MB.]

Well, at least the UK jury's decision somewhat makes sense this year

[Denver]

yes 5

[MB.]

Cheers Czechia

[Owen19]

Almost in the 100s!

[reece(:]

Howling at Virka popping up again

[Jøsh]

Croatia is flying help

[Shaun]

Can we break 100 :omgno:

[Jordan.]

Tulisa <3

[Wizard.]

What sort of witchcraft does Portugal use

[Calderyon]

Portugal has a 94 point lead.

[Denver]

10th after jury

[MB.]

Let's make the most of still being on the left hand side while it lasts, guys!

[Shaun]

of those that have flopped with the juries, Croatia are my pick to do well with the rest :think:

[EspeonBB]

Portugal could still get Dami Im'd

[Calderyon]

Over 100 now.

[LukeB]

pray for U.K

[Owen19]

The show is supposed to have ended now and we're only halfway through the voting reveal:D

[Denver]

I dont think Portugal will be a hit with voters probably 5th fave

[Amy Jade]

I hated the oz song but glad they're doing well because of that 12 they gave us

[Braden]

of those that have flopped with the juries, Croatia are my pick to do well with the rest :think:

And Azerbaijan, I think?

[MB.]

Timur <3<3<3 I'll miss him

[LukeB]

what did we get last year for voting?

[Shaun]

:fc: don't flop Lucie

[Denver]

Can Theresa blacklist all the juries that didnt vote us?

[Braden]

what did we get last year for voting?

I think we came second-last with like 8 pts :p

[LukeB]

I think we came second-last with like 8 pts :p

:worry:

[Owen19]

Please don't flop

[Headie]

As long as we don't get 0 we get 100 points :clap1:

[MB.]

:worry:

[Shaun]

wow Australia...

[MB.]

ha2 @ Australia

[Braden]

Yes at australia flopping!

[Owen19]

Oh dear

[LukeB]

:umm2:

[Shaun]

...sigh...

[MB.]

...****

[Denver]

We flopped

[Amy Jade]

Disgusting.

[Braden]

Oh :p

[Headie]

No Top 10 then :(

[LukeB]

at least we got over 100

[Owen19]

Damn it

[Amy Jade]

We may as well send crap every year and treat the show for the joke it's become.

[Headie]

Croatia to pull a Poland?

[Shaun]

We're still gonna beat 10 countries or so at least :laugh:

[Denver]

We got top half

[EspeonBB]

Bye :(

[Shaun]

ok everyone left has beaten us.

[LukeB]

goodbye left side </3

[MB.]

Lucie is an angel <3

863521594106314752

[Jøsh]

ok everyone left has beaten us.
see you in portugal 2018

[Wizard.]

If Portugal top this Eurovision is done

[Headie]

Mess

[Ross.]

Rip UK

[Shaun]

we're finishing at the bottom of the left hand side!!!!!!

[Owen19]

We've beaten like 11 countries though

[Amy Jade]

We'll still say left right?

[Headie]

Come thru Portugal then :fc:

[MB.]

Hungary beating us is a disgrace isn't it

[Braden]

we're finishing at the bottom of the left hand side!!!!!!

4 countries are going to surpass us though :p

We'll be at the top of right hand side, lmao.

[LukeB]

Come through Bulgaria

[Headie]

Mess we're gonna be second top of the right hand side :joker:

15th is decent I guess?

[Shaun]

Italy finishing below Sweden <3333333

[Denver]

Mess at italy flopping

[Braden]

Yaaaas Romania

[Jøsh]

Romania to pull a Poland?

[LukeB]

here for Belgium

[EspeonBB]

Mess Moldova is still in

[MB.]

Moldova doing randomly really well <3

[Brother Leon]

Right hand side :joker:

[Owen19]

Who were Moldova again

[Jøsh]

Who were Moldova again

Sax

[Shaun]

4 countries are going to surpass us though :p

We'll be at the top of right hand side, lmao.

i miscalculated!!!! <3

[Natalie.]

Aw :( we still did well for us though

[Headie]

Welp @ Moldova making top 3(?)

[Amy Jade]

Portudull have won?

[Shaun]

:joker: Moldova

[Braden]

i miscalculated!!!! <3

A harrowing miscalculation <\3

Dreams don't come true.

[Denver]

Bulgaria need to win

[MB.]

Moldova :love:

[Headie]

How did they snatch top 3

[Owen19]

Moldova are THIRD :laugh:

[EspeonBB]

Mess Moldova coming 3rd :joker:

[Shaun]

Salvador pls!!!!

[Amy Jade]

Id prefer Bulgaria won

[MB.]

Either would be good but Bulgaria would be slightly gooder

[Headie]

I need my winnings from betting on Portugal

[Denver]

A new country hosts

[Shaun]

SALVADOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[Headie]

YASSSSSSSS

[Shaun]

:lovedup:

[LukeB]

:topazsleepgif:

[EspeonBB]

Yas Portugal <333333

[MB.]

Still, that's cute <3

[reece(:]

Mess Moldova coming 3rd :joker:

Talent won bronze

[Amy Jade]

Awfully dull winner

[Brother Leon]

Get in!

[Denver]

Portugal are piss poor so it will be a terrible contest next year

[Braden]

<333333

Fifty-three years. Yay.

[LukeB]

Bulgaria was robbed by dullness

[Calderyon]

Well, Portugal won. Congrats to them.

[reece(:]

Portugal was in my bottom 3 lol.

[Headie]

I got three free bets with Paddypower that expire in a month, does anyone know if they do bets for Britain's Got Talent?

[Denver]

Yes at Bulgaria wining our votes

[MB.]

lmao at us giving 10 points to Poland, of course we did

[LukeB]

Portugal was in my bottom 3 lol.

same. (out of 43 songs too)

[T*]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Wizard.]

Is this seriously what Eurovision has become? Who has the dullest song and the biggest sob story?

[T*]

:love:

[Calderyon]

Portugal had a better song than Bulgaria so i´d rather them win.

[Amy Jade]

2 crap winners in a row lets sent stevi richie and chloe jasmine next year

[Ross.]

This is lovely sorry

[Amy Jade]

Is this seriously what Eurovision has become? Who has the dullest song and the biggest sob story?

Yes.

[T*]

Is this seriously what Eurovision has become? Who has the dullest song and the biggest sob story?

The sob story wasn't even featured anywhere until right now, stop reaching. Europe heard a nice, different and soft song and they reacted to it

[Brother Leon]

Well deserved win. Shouts to Shaun on the 5* tip.

[Denver]

Fun fact this is the 1st top that the top 3 made the top 3

[Natalie.]

boring song but well done to him

[Black Dagger]

Worst winner of the 21st century. Doesn't help he's a bellend that went in saying all the performers were amateurs and boring.

[Shaun]

I think you have to be a bit emotionally stunted to not at least find his song charming. It may not have been the best (I'd have put it 3rd or 4th, all things considered) but it stood out for all the right reasons.

[Braden]

Not the host interrupting Salvador for the sweepstake result.

[MB.]

oh piss off you sanctimonious pillock

Well done though :love:

[EspeonBB]

I bet on him and I liked the song so I'm happy :love:

[T*]

I think you have to be a bit emotionally stunted to not at least find his song charming. It may not have been the best (I'd have put it 3rd or 4th, all things considered) but it stood out for all the right reasons.

:clap2:

[Amy Jade]

His sob story is hernia? :laugh2:

Undercooked chicken level sob story

[Denver]

Also this was the UK's best result since 2011 points wise

[T*]

Stay salty y'all :love:

[LukeB]

Worst winner of the 21st century. Doesn't help he's a bellend that went in saying all the performers were amateurs and boring.

tea!!

[Amy Jade]

Worst winner of the 21st century. Doesn't help he's a bellend that went in saying all the performers were amateurs and boring.
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[reece(:]

Worst winner of the 21st century. Doesn't help he's a bellend that went in saying all the performers were amateurs and boring.

mess when his song is the epitome of boredom and sleep inducing.

[Black Dagger]

Stay salty y'all :love:

****ing grow up. People can dislike a song.

[MB.]

I'll miss Timur (and Vova) (less so the other one)

[T*]

****ing grow up. People can dislike a song.

Just like I can dislike an eye :fan:

[T*]

This is so nice omfg :lovedup:

[MB.]

Will he begin fiddling with his sister, I wonder

[Shaun]

this is so sweet :lovedup:

[Headie]

The song is beautiful but next year is gonna be full of copycat snoozes now :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

If all the songs are as dull as his and we had no fireworks and fun the eurovision would not exist. Why has he even entered if he hates throw away music?

[LukeB]

where is the topaz sleeping gif when you need it </3

[Jøsh]

Oh god she is so good

[Ross.]

Okay I'm going to start crying

[Calderyon]

His sister sings it better.

[Black Dagger]

Just like I can dislike an eye :fan:

stay salty lol xx

[Jay28jay2]

Who is she?

[Braden]

I love her voice even more <3333

[Shaun]

Okay I'm going to start crying

I teared up earlier but I'm gone now lmao

[Amy Jade]

His sister sings it better.

She seems to care too

[MB.]

The song is beautiful but next year is gonna be full of copycat snoozes now :laugh:

Just as this year was full of songs about genocide

(but yes there were quite a few female ballads)

[Wizard.]

The song is beautiful but next year is gonna be full of copycat snoozes now :laugh:

This is why this was bad for the contest. Next year will be all slow songs but then maybe a bop will win?

[Denver]

They are like the poorest winners ever

[Headie]

This is why this was bad for the contest. Next year will be all slow songs but then maybe a bop will win?

Salena ha second chance?

[Calderyon]

Maybe they should have done a duet instead. Or just let his sister sing all of it.

[EspeonBB]

Lisbon is a really nice city. I wanna go next year

[Amy Jade]

Lucie deserved better but I hope we just send junk from now on, why bother sending good acts anymore

[LukeB]

Maybe they should have done a duet instead. Or just let his sister sing all of it.

or just do a better song that isn't dull

[Denver]

The UK should do a Portugal and take a break

[Natalie.]

Ooh I liked it better the second time of hearing it, still don't think should have won though

[Ross.]

I teared up earlier but I'm gone now lmao

Lmao same

[Calderyon]

or just do a better song that isn't dull

Nah, the song was fine enough. I don´t mind it winning.

[Amy Jade]

The UK should do a Portugal and take a break

Could they afford to do Eurovision without us?

[Denver]

Could they afford to do Eurovision without us?

They should ****ing vote for us then

[Shaun]

Could they afford to do Eurovision without us?

Quite easily considering we aren't the richest country in Europe.

[LukeB]

we would win if we send Adele or One Direction but that's never going to happen.

[EspeonBB]

tbf Portugal had never even come top 5 in like 50 years and they've just won

I think the UK can still win with the right act

[Denver]

Quite easily considering we aren't the richest country in Europe.

Tbf Azerbaijan will bankroll it

[Denver]

Ireland can **** off though hope they never make a final again same as Malta ungrateful twats

Denmark also treats us like that even when their winner was our writer

[Morgan.]

we would win if we send Adele or One Direction but that's never going to happen.

We wouldn't though. Yes we might be able to get into the 200's based on Jury Votes if we are lucky but countries will still vote for their friends and politics will roll in.

[reece(:]

Nah, the song was fine enough. I don´t mind it winning.

It was incredibly dull lmao

[reece(:]

we would win if we send Adele or One Direction but that's never going to happen.

It would be career suicide

[reece(:]

His speech was tragic too, we all love a good trashy bop. **** off with your feelings

http://i.imgur.com/kWuLH5X.gif

[Black Dagger]

The Adele shouts when the casuals who never even watch in the first place annoy me enough lmao. I'm just like 'yes go back to BGT you haven't watched 5 minutes'

Urgh, the brexit talk is going to be nauseating over the next couple of days.

[MTVN]

tbf Portugal had never even come top 5 in like 50 years and they've just won

I think the UK can still win with the right act

Yeah people will always complain its about politics or geography but actually Portugal has very little going for them in either of those things. Spain aside nobody is going to vote for Portugal just because they're Portugal