JerseyWins BBUK/CBB First Watch Thread

[RileyH]

Chloe was ****e. Behave.

No she wasn't :nono:

[RileyH]

Chloe seems like one of those I could see as a clown and find hilarious but as of now based on solely her intro video all I could think was "no go away"

I want to continue this NOW but I'll have to resume later. At least I'll have something to really look forward to with all these new characters. :clap1:

you haven't seen them in the house yet?

[Black Dagger]

No she wasn't :nono:

She splashed Kim and farted a couple of times. Thrilling.

[JerseyWins]

you haven't seen them in the house yet?
No just when they entered hell with their VT's.

[LukeB]

Are you watching CBB backwards?

[RileyH]

She splashed Kim and farted a couple of times. Thrilling.

She did more than that

[JerseyWins]

Are you watching CBB backwards?
Yeah :joker: Figured I could get into it more easily since I'm a fan of the modern feel to RTV.

The only issue will be finding out spoilers on returnee seasons but eh don't think it'll be too big of a deal.

[Morgan.]

Yeah :joker: Figured I could get into it more easily since I'm a fan of the modern feel to RTV.

The only issue will be finding out spoilers on returnee seasons but eh don't think it'll be too big of a deal.

This is the only returnee CBB I do believe anyway

[Epic.]

They should do a returnee series more often, it worked out pretty well for CBB19 and plus there's so many big CBB housemates that deserve revival, or even smaller ones

[RileyH]

Steph Davis ha return?

[Morgan.]

Steph Davis ha return?

NO

[RileyH]

Btw if you're going backwards skip 18 and go straight for 17

[RileyH]

NO

why not

[Morgan.]

They should do a returnee series more often, it worked out pretty well for CBB19 and plus there's so many big CBB housemates that deserve revival, or even smaller ones

Every summer tbh, they should have at least 4 returnees like BBUS often do, and then every few years (if it lasts that long :skull:) so a AS vs NS.

[Jason.]

Every summer tbh, they should have at least 4 returnees like BBUS often do

Don't be so bloody stupid

[JerseyWins]

Episode 14

Jasmine's talk to Big Brother about being a brat the night before. :joker: :joker:

I guess Austin kept saying how he wanted to go anyway so it shouldn't be too bad for him to leave that way. :think: It'd be a more heart-breaking exit for the person if it was someone who really wanted to be there.

What even is a Chloe :skull: The accent mixed with talking at like 1000 words a minute lolwtf :joker:

Kim snapping on Chloe already :laugh2: STOP IT!

https://i.imgur.com/DbHyjYw.gif

The GIFs coming to life already. :laugh:

LMFAO @ Kim immediately turning it onto Jessica as well. "You're in the wrong" "I think you're a little bitch actually" She's not even waiting to settle in!!!!!!! :joker:

Meanwhile the people stuck in hell get to raid the house yesssssss :joker:

OMGGGGG she's still going about how much she doesn't like Jessica. I figure she's known her for longer at this point but I imagine she's only known her for like the 10 minutes they've been shown on the show and it's ****ing hilarious. :laugh2: YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER

Chloe is a mess. I could maybe like her in a weird way.

That first impression of Kim Woodburn did NOT disappoint :joker:

[JerseyWins]

Episode 15

Jasmine becoming miserable in hell. :joker: kinda funny but kinda don't like it :(

Kim on Chloe having no shame :laugh2:

Jasmine putting a little "**** off" square in the corner of her board during this character trait word association task. :skull:

I can't make up my mind about Jedward. They seem ok usually but one of the things I actually don't like about them is when they get so defensive over things.. like they're doing now in the task arguing over every trait they're associated with. They have to do it for the task!

Jasmine writing bitchy for herself. :joker:

Something about Jedward & Kim having a normal, civil conversation is hilarious to me considering she hasn't had one with anyone else I don't think.

Kim jumping in the Jedward/James J argument because she needs ha sleep. :joker:

"Take sides and be a woman"
"Don't demean me, fat slob" :laugh3:

Now I know where these quotes came from. :joker:

"You're a stupid, stupid man who people loathe" *meanwhile James is skipping to the door*

WOW.. Kim is like a 24/7 highlight reel. I didn't know every time she's on screen, **** would be going down. This is too good. :laugh3:

[JerseyWins]

1. Spencer Pratt (still loving his attitude but he's losing touch with the entertainment side)
2. Kim Woodburn (borderline #1, she entered with a BANG, too funny :worship:)
3. Jasmine Waltz (a MESS of different emotions - she's a mess no matter how she's feeling)
4. Heidi Montag (mostly holding on to the early Speidi greatness; she's been almost invisible lately but still love her :love:)
5. Stacy Francis (just lol, she's a wacky mess that doesn't seem to have much self-awareness or social skills :laugh:)
6. James Jordan (he's peaking lately :joker: nice attitude, providing some drama, and getting funnier)
7. Jamie O'Hara (nice, solid guy but I'm starting to get bored of him a bit)
8. James Cosmo (I love him, he just needs to be more involved; stand up guy with some lowkey funny moments mainly earlier on)
9. Jessica Cunningham (I like her but she's not very relevant yet aside from getting hounded by Kim :joker:)
10. Jedward (kinda fun/funny yet kinda annoying at times)
11. Chloe Ferry (undecided)
12. Coleen Nolan (she's ok but pretty meh & worrying about her image is getting routine now - that's basically her edit)
13. Bianca Gascoigne (practically the new Brandon Block)
14. Nicola McLean (borderline red.. like what is the appeal, day 13 and still nothing there)
15. Calum Best (spoke too soon on him being fine in my last ranking, he just has 'entitled egomaniac' all over him tbh)

[Cal.]

1. Spencer Pratt (still loving his attitude but he's losing touch with the entertainment side)
2. Kim Woodburn (borderline #1, she entered with a BANG, too funny :worship:)
3. Jasmine Waltz (a MESS of different emotions - she's a mess no matter how she's feeling)
4. Heidi Montag (mostly holding on to the early Speidi greatness; she's been almost invisible lately but still love her :love:)
5. Stacy Francis (just lol, she's a wacky mess that doesn't seem to have much self-awareness or social skills :laugh:)
6. James Jordan (he's peaking lately :joker: nice attitude, providing some drama, and getting funnier)
7. Jamie O'Hara (nice, solid guy but I'm starting to get bored of him a bit)
8. James Cosmo (I love him, he just needs to be more involved; stand up guy with some lowkey funny moments mainly earlier on)
9. Jessica Cunningham (I like her but she's not very relevant yet aside from getting hounded by Kim :joker:)
10. Jedward (kinda fun/funny yet kinda annoying at times)
11. Chloe Ferry (undecided)
12. Coleen Nolan (she's ok but pretty meh & worrying about her image is getting routine now - that's basically her edit)
13. Bianca Gascoigne (practically the new Brandon Block)
14. Nicola McLean (borderline red.. like what is the appeal, day 13 and still nothing there)
15. Calum Best (spoke too soon on him being fine in my last ranking, he just has 'entitled egomaniac' all over him tbh)

DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME! Don't you DARE do this to me!

[RileyH]

Why has Jasmine gone down to third :suspect:

[Cal.]

Why has Jasmine gone down to third :suspect:

Because legend Kim is in the house you stupid girl.

[RileyH]

Because legend Kim is in the house you stupid girl.

But tbh Jasmine is better than Kim AND Spencer so

[JerseyWins]

DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME! Don't you DARE do this to me!
https://i.imgur.com/DbHyjYw.gif

Why has Jasmine gone down to third :suspect:
But tbh Jasmine is better than Kim AND Spencer so
Don't demean me, fat slob!

[reece(:]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0ExlUe5E1dcDSdIA/giphy.gif

[Jason.]

DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME! Don't you DARE do this to me!

:laugh2:

[Lostie!]

7. Jamie O'Hara (nice, solid guy)


https://i.imgur.com/tM42zhk.gif

But your Kim love redeems you!

[Jason.]

Tbf, I recall Jamie being decent at first? Although, I'm sure that was on like Day 5 and not Day 13 so I think this is just Jersey being Jersey.

[RileyH]

Jamie was good until the adulterer bit tbh

[Jason.]

You're not wrong about Calum though.

He was AWFUL. His whole 'I'm a gentleman' shtick was beyond tired, especially when his claim to fame over here is being a man*****.

[Lostie!]

Jamie was good until the adulterer bit tbh

He certainly was not.

[reece(:]

Jamie was awful to Jedward before adulterer

[JerseyWins]

Jamie has been like a very straightforward vanilla nice guy. :shrug: Like gentle in all his conversations and such and avoiding arguments. The worst he's gotten is yelling at Jedward when Brandon was leaving :joker: but he wasn't really in the wrong either, I'd just never even seen him raise his voice until then.

I don't think there's been an adulterer bit though unless I missed something. :joker:

[JerseyWins]

You're not wrong about Calum though.

He was AWFUL. His whole 'I'm a gentleman' shtick was beyond tired, especially when his claim to fame over here is being a man*****.
That makes it kinda funny that he flipped out over jokingly being called a one night stand type. :joker:

Although at the same time I guess I get a little more why he got so mad and defensive then.

[RileyH]

I like Calum as well tbh

[RileyH]

I don't think there's been an adulterer bit though unless I missed something. :joker:

That happens later

[JerseyWins]

I like Calum as well tbh
yuck

[Jason.]

Oh and while we're on the subject of Calum, I used to think the guy in your avi was him at first :joker: Until you told me you'd never watched an episode of BBUK in your life, so you having a Calum Best avatar would've been really odd.

That and I'm sure the CBB15 lounge had the same wallpaper as the one in the photo.

[Epic.]

Tbf, I recall Jamie being decent at first? Although, I'm sure that was on like Day 5 and not Day 13 so I think this is just Jersey being Jersey.

He verbally abused Jedward simply because they tried slightly too hard to keep Brandon Block in the house. Then shortly after Kim entered and a couple days before Adulterergate he had 'banter' with James Jordan and called him a 'washed-up dancer' causing James to understandably reply with 'washed up footballer' which Jamie immediately took offense to and it was irritating self-pity. He was bad a little before the Adulterer stuff.

[RileyH]

yuck

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article10685979.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Lotan-Big-brother.jpg

[JerseyWins]

Oh and while we're on the subject of Calum, I used to think the guy in your avi was him at first :joker: Until you told me you'd never watched an episode of BBUK in your life, so you having a Calum Best avatar would've been really odd.

That and I'm sure the CBB15 lounge had the same wallpaper as the one in the photo.
:skull:

He doesn't really look like Calum at all!

He verbally abused Jedward simply because they tried slightly too hard to keep Brandon Block in the house. Then shortly after Kim entered and a couple days before Adulterergate he had 'banter' with James Jordan and called him a 'washed-up dancer' causing James to understandably reply with 'washed up footballer' which Jamie immediately took offense to and it was irritating self-pity. He was bad a little before the Adulterer stuff.
He got fed up with them trying too hard for Brandon to stay when Brandon clearly wasn't having it and had made up his mind. Jedward don't know when to stop, it's the same when they're criticized for anything, they keep going on and on.. it does get kinda annoying. :joker: Jamie didn't go in on them too bad, he simply got mad that they wouldn't stop when Brandon already made up his mind.

The washed up dancer / washed up footballer thing wasn't bad. He calmed down very quickly, James & him had a good convo about it, and they both moved on peacefully.

This stuff was not bad at all.

[Morgan.]

lol I liked Calum

[Jason.]

:skull:

He doesn't really look like Calum at all!

https://i.giphy.com/media/26gsdbGLbxvjVJ8Aw/giphy.gif

[Cal.]

Still furious at the lack of Nicola stanning

[LukeB]

Nicola should be #1

[EspeonBB]

Kim better be #1 in the next update

I thought Jedward were really low but I remembered they don't really hit their stride until Kim enters anyway

[RileyH]

Jasmine, Jess and Nicola are the real top 3

[JerseyWins]

Jasmine, Jess and Nicola are the real top 3
I don't see any mention of Speidi?

[RileyH]

I don't see any mention of Speidi?

They are 4th

[RileyH]

and then Chloe finishes the top 5

[reece(:]

Calum was dire :unsure:

[JerseyWins]

Me shutting down this false rumor of Nicola being in the top 3 over Speidi http://i.imgur.com/TrzqV9o.gif

[Daniel.]

CBB19 is Kim, Nicola, Jedward. Everyone else is there.

[RileyH]

Me shutting down this false rumor of Nicola being in the top 3 over Speidi http://i.imgur.com/TrzqV9o.gif

you're not even halfway in so shut up

[LukeB]

Me shutting down this false rumor of Nicola being in the top 3 over Speidi http://i.imgur.com/TrzqV9o.gif

Nicola,Speidi and Jessica are my top 3

[Cal.]

Me shutting down this false rumor of Nicola being in the top 3 over Speidi http://i.imgur.com/TrzqV9o.gif

I'm warning YOU!

[Lostie!]

Nicola and Speidi are equally awful! :)

[Epic.]

CBB19 is Kim, Nicola, Jedward. Everyone else is there.

Very true. Whether you love or hate these three they are the epitome of what CBB19 has to offer in content, and are far ahead of everyone else at it

[reece(:]

The first few weeks had a different central cast tbf, just everyone remembers the latter half more

[JerseyWins]

Episode 16

Ughhh the channel I was watching these episodes on stopped uploading at Episode 15 :skull: </3 This replacement I found only takes up like 1/4 of the youtube screen but oh well.

Stacy making Jasmine lose both her lives in this task. :fist:
Jasmine: You're an asshole :joker:

Speidi losing both lives next. This is awful. :skull:

Jasmine flipping off Stacy and mocking her while she's having trouble deciding on someone to lose a life. :laugh2: The Jasmine/Stacy rivalry is great :love:

One of Jasmine, Speidi or James C getting evicted? :oh:

Awwww what a crap way for Jasmine to go </3 :( :( :( This is more messed up than the way Austin went SMH. A little bit salty at Stacy for doing this. :inamood:

"DON'T START on me!" "One more time... ONE MORE TIME" "You're a stupid rude man!" "YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH" :laugh3:

Can count on Kim W to lighten the mood :clap1: Love James Jordan in these arguments as well. :joker:

Ehh yeah Chloe is exhausting to me already.

MESS @ the Stacy/Chloe/Jessica argument over who likes Calum the most. :joker: :joker: Chloe turning on Jessica this bad so quickly :skull:

Another good episode, this season is seriously so much better than the first two I've seen :clap1:

[JerseyWins]

Suuucks that Jasmine's gone though. The first heart-breaking exit of this season (Ray J going sucked similarly but he was more of a side character and him just kinda randomly leaving made it not feel so bad)

[Epic.]

I keep forgetting Jasmine was even in CBB19, she was so miserable half the time

[Cal.]

Lmao Jasmine, Chloe and Stacy's mini storylines as a trio :love:

[reece(:]

Jasmine was lowkey robbed, Cosmo should've gone

[JerseyWins]

I keep forgetting Jasmine was even in CBB19, she was so miserable half the time
Yeah she did become miserable a lot of the time, especially towards the end, but in a way that was funny too. :love:

[RileyH]

Jasmine's eviction </3 so cruel :(

[JerseyWins]

Episode 17

"I usually get it in the back door, this time I left it" :skull:

God I love Jasmine.

Nicola begging Kim to not talk to her :joker:

Kim breaking down during these nominations? :laugh2:

Do Jedward do this as an act? :skull: They're actually starting to annoy me pretty badly with this overly defensive / tooting their own horn thing they constantly do.

I like how Speidi are practically the only ones who have a civil relationship with Kim :love: :love: :love: where Kim can actually joke with them.. didn't think joking was in her arsenal. :laugh:

Nicola butting in and Kim putting her in her place :love: "Oh so you're Mrs. Right are you?" :joker: Another GIF to life :clap1: Lmaoooo @ Kim's imitation of Nicola's face (mimicking her getting excited over thinking Kim & Speidi were actually fighting) "you little bitch!"

Nicola: Can I ask you a question?
Kim: No, no cause you're nuts
:laugh2:

Nicola just keeps saying "WUUUT?" so YEESSS when Kim mocked her doing that too :laugh3:

Damn @ James J going, I was just starting to like him. I reeeally would've liked for Jedward to go.

[JerseyWins]

I like how Speidi are practically the only ones who have a civil relationship with Kim :love: :love: :love:
Oh nvm :joker: :joker: :joker: watching the next episode now

[JerseyWins]

Episode 18

The voice-over guy: Chloe has an important question for the girls.
Chloe: Who do you think has the biggest weenie of all the boys?
:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:

Kim calling Spencer TRASH AND SCUM, scum scum scum

KIM IS CANCELLED BYE

Nvm she knocked Nicola on being phony, she can live.

Spencer & Kim literally just going back and forth with the door. :joker:

OMG LADIES AND GENTLEMEN Spencer DEFEATED Kim... the level of immaturity it took to accomplish that feat :worship:

...Did Chloe say that she learned that dinosaurs are DISTINCT now?

Wow Speidi are really taking it hard @ James J going... :joker: I didn't know they were THAT close to him.

Loool @ Kim having everyone so shook that OTHER people get in arguments about her.

Stacy seems to be losing it in there :omgno: Her whole attitude & demeanor has kinda changed over time (but I feel like it's a big change recently).

"Nicole is the mafia" this DR session from Kim :laugh3:

*Nicola gets involved in Kim going off on everyone* Kim: "oh mother bunny, mother bunny" Kim is an absolute legend. I love her in every scene. :laugh2:

"You're a chicken-livered bunch" is also such an iconic quote. How does she come up with this ****? :joker: Omg another one "you are a bunch of chinless wonders"(?!?!?!?) lmao

Oh... Jamie CANCELLED for going at Kim. (in seriousness, this is not too different than a lot of the fights this season, this is why Jamie is disliked?)

Love how it's Kim vs. the House and Kim is winning :love: Out of the whole cast, I still do like Spencer more but holy crap, Kim is for sure the star of this season. :joker:

I feel like now I've seen all the GIF quotes at this point though. :worry: I hope there's still more to come.

[JerseyWins]

That second half of the episode was sooo good but I'm still chuckling @ the door part of the episode between Spencer & Kim. Spencer being so good at what he does that even Kim was at a loss and decided to walk away. :laugh2:

http://i.imgur.com/TrzqV9o.gif

[JerseyWins]

1. Spencer Pratt
2. Kim Woodburn
3. Jasmine Waltz
4. James Jordan
5. Heidi Montag (seriously no edit since like episode 5 but I liked what I saw so I'm keeping her here in the ranking..)
6. James Cosmo (again, he doesn't do too much but incredibly likable)
7. Stacy Francis
8. Jamie O'Hara
9. Jessica Cunningham
10. Coleen Nolan
11. Bianca Gascoigne
12. Chloe Ferry (only not in red because I find her a bit unintentionally / ironically funny at times but still kinda annoying)
13. Nicola McLean (gotta put her in red at this point but it's a mild dislike tbf - Team Kim all day tho)
14. Calum Best (very irrelevant lately :think:)
15. Jedward (gratingly annoying lately)

I feel like in this show I like the ****-stirrers even more than I would in BBUS/Survivor/etc. series because in the UK version it's kinda like... what else should you do in the house? :joker: It's almost what the game is about in a way and it's a massive part of what keeps me entertained with this format while with the other formats I also care about the game playing and other factors involved a lot more.

[JerseyWins]

Lolol one of my co-workers just said "Don't start with me!" and I IMMEDIATELY thought of Kim Woodburn. :joker:

Had to get on from my phone before I forget this but wow what a great unintentional Kim quote. :clap1:

[RileyH]

3. Jasmine Waltz

Still not first?
http://i.imgur.com/rJVlzAg.gif

[Epic.]

The better question is why is Spencer STILL above Kim when you clearly enjoy quoting her more?

[caprimint]

Lolol one of my co-workers just said "Don't start with me!" and I IMMEDIATELY thought of Kim Woodburn. :joker:

Had to get on from my phone before I forget this but wow what a great unintentional Kim quote. :clap1:
:joker: To you? Or someone else?

[JerseyWins]

:joker: To you? Or someone else?
Yeah to me & another co-worker. We were messing with her a bit. :joker: Basically, there's an issue with parking at my job recently so she had to park horizontally in front of 2 cars. Me & the other co-worker sit by these windows that face directly at the parking area while she sits away from the windows and doesn't have a view of it from her seat so he/we were saying her car was getting taken away. She figured it was a lame joke pretty quickly and then "Don't start with me!" was her response. :clap1:

[JerseyWins]

The better question is why is Spencer STILL above Kim when you clearly enjoy quoting her more?
Quoting her more doesn't really mean anything tbf. She has a lot of quotable lines. :joker: It's VERY close though but I thought about it and I do like Spencer more even if Kim has been the more entertaining one (the star) lately. Kim is more hilarious but Spencer is still more likable overall.

I've already built a massive bias with Spencer as well, for how much I liked him at the start, so yeah I'm still rooting for him first and foremost at #1. :clap1:


Edit: On a side note, I reeeally wanted to watch some more of this season tonight but then I got lazy after Survivor and tired. Am I like... barely halfway through the season? Not bad progress anyway I guess but I feel like I've seen so much more. :joker:

[Cal.]

This Nicola shade is just getting ridiculous!

[caprimint]

Yeah to me & another co-worker. We were messing with her a bit. :joker: Basically, there's an issue with parking at my job recently so she had to park horizontally in front of 2 cars. Me & the other co-worker sit by these windows that face directly at the parking area while she sits away from the windows and doesn't have a view of it from her seat so he/we were saying her car was getting taken away. She figured it was a lame joke pretty quickly and then "Don't start with me!" was her response. :clap1:
:laugh2:

You trolled her irl

[JerseyWins]

:joker: If only one day I'm as trollish as Spencer IRL. :fan:

[caprimint]

:joker: If only one day I'm as trollish as Spencer IRL. :fan:
:hehe: That's some competition you've got there

[JerseyWins]

Episode 19

This superhero task :joker: Is this where The Mean McLean originated? The Pratt Attack :love:

Kim arguing with her mask on :love:

Nicola: How can everyone be wrong and you be right?
Kim: They crucified Jesus. They crucified Jesus Christ! :laugh2:

*Chloe's boob pops out* *she apologizes to James C who was behind her* *James C: "I've seen them before don't worry"*

:skull:

Stacy calls everyone clowns :joker:

Calum is like a robot :skull: & Chloe is just pretty annoying tbh. This "showmance" or whatever it is sucks.

[RileyH]

Calum is like a robot :skull: & Chloe is just pretty annoying tbh. This "showmance" or whatever it is sucks.

shut your ugly ****ing face

[JerseyWins]

shut your ugly ****ing face
If you can't handle the facts you better get out. :wavey:

http://i.imgur.com/TrzqV9o.gif

[JerseyWins]

Episodes 20-21

This is all actually the same episode but ummm wtf it skipped part of the episode actually and it's just starting directly with a public vote. :fist: Oh well though I'm just gonna keep watching.

Ok very glad Chloe is out tbh. :clap1: (would've probably preferred Jedward though they're still just getting annoying to me)

OMG @ this immunity until the finale. :omgno:

James C :clap1: well deserved

Giving Speidi eternal nomination though :oh: :fist:

And now this channel stopped uploading after this episode. :worry: Gonna have to find another new way to watch.

[RileyH]

Try alluc x

[JerseyWins]

Oh yeah I used that site for Survivor after I think Luke suggested it. I shall check if it's there next time I continue watching. :clap1:

[JerseyWins]

Episode 22

Omg Jedward literally can't take criticism whatsoever.

I'm kinda confused now since I missed like half an episode I think and I didn't see how people got nominated, etc. (missed a Jessica/Stacy fight I think too). :think: Not gonna bother looking back at this point though. But why is Stacy hysterically crying over Chloe going? :joker:

Stacy with the picture of Calum after that voting task they did. :skull: :skull: :skull:

I've yet to see Spencer truly get angry. Lmaooooo :joker:

"because I like the f..cking piece of ****" :laugh2:

Calum to Coleen: Well you have me to look at
Kim: You are so bloody conceited
:joker: (she did misunderstand him but just lol @ that sequence)

I'd absolutely LOVE Speidi on the BBUS format. :flutter: Imagining their reaction after getting nominated or backdoored. :laugh2:

I somewhat like Nicola this episode :joker:

Spencer @ Nicola tho :laugh2: "She's blocked on social media when we get out of here, she can't even @ mention us" "Now I know why you call her Nicola Mean McLean"

Heidi also getting more air time finally. :love: Thank you James C for sparking Speidi back up :clap1:

[JerseyWins]

Episodes 23

Probably not going to comment as much because even though I'm still enjoying this season I kinda want to get through the episodes as quickly as possible. Might even just not comment at all for some stretches of episodes that I watch, idk. But I'm looking forward to a new cast now. That might be my favorite part of watching new shows. :joker: Seeing a new cast & how things go at the beginning.

Nicola pouring her heart out to Speidi and Spener's response "This all sounds great but I was done with you the second you held up Coleen's face" :laugh2:

Jess is such a nice beauty :love:

Kim hasn't been very relevant lately. :think: I guess I don't mind it though as it could've been exhausting seeing her in argument mode at the rate she was going. :joker:

Watching Jamie this episode (consoling Speidi & Nicola while kinda getting yelled at by each for it :joker:) and I'm just thinking... how in the world is Jamie not a nice guy? I've yet to see him do/say anything remotely bad, he's clearly a pretty sensitive guy, he's usually caring about people and gentle and compassionate in his conversations. He's hardly ever even raised his voice outside of like 2 arguments he's gotten in which have been fine on his part.

A bit of a slow episode apart from the aftermath of the new Nicola/Speidi beef but this season is still going pretty strong. :clap1:

[RileyH]

Episodes 23

this is not plural

[Jason.]

how in the world is Jamie not a nice guy? I've yet to see him do/say anything remotely bad


He two-timed his wife, and she's got three kids!

[Jason.]

But nobody cares about that.

His real crime was bullying our Kim that night.

[RileyH]

I kinda feel bad for him though with his ex-wife being racist scum

[Cal.]

Have you decided Nicola is a good housemate yet

[JerseyWins]

this is not plural
Alright wise guy!

He two-timed his wife, and she's got three kids!
Don't know the details but anyway that's not directly part of the show anyway and he actually seems to act respectfully towards his wife and regretfully on his whole situation (like in his conversation with Bianca about how he doesn't know how to proceed because of his situation)

But nobody cares about that.

His real crime was bullying our Kim that night.
Pffff... was Kim putting him in the grave not enough to repent his sins?

(but really, not like everyone wasn't going at Kim that night and he didn't really go off that badly or use any worse words than others or Kim herself do sooo)

Have you decided Nicola is a good housemate yet
I've decided she most likely isn't one :hehe:

[Epic.]

how in the world is Jamie not a nice guy? I've yet to see him do/say anything remotely bad, he's clearly a pretty sensitive guy, he's usually caring about people and gentle and compassionate in his conversations. He's hardly ever even raised his voice outside of like 2 arguments he's gotten in which have been fine on his part.

KIM YOU'RE A BULLY -jumps in seventy year old woman's face-

[Epic.]

Jamie is a little mong and the worst of this series alongside Austin and Coleen

[RileyH]

I kinda liked Austin

[RileyH]

Alright wise guy!

https://media.giphy.com/media/3Y2FAWFsvbqKs/giphy.gif

[Epic.]

Pffff... was Kim putting him in the grave not enough to repent his sins?

(but really, not like everyone wasn't going at Kim that night and he didn't really go off that badly or use any worse words than others or Kim herself do sooo)

KIM WHO THE ****** ARE YOU TALKING TO?? -runs out of bedroom-

[JerseyWins]

KIM YOU'RE A BULLY -jumps in seventy year old woman's face-
(but really, not like everyone wasn't going at Kim that night and he didn't really go off that badly or use any worse words than others or Kim herself do sooo)

[Epic.]

(but really, not like everyone wasn't going at Kim that night and he didn't really go off that badly or use any worse words than others or Kim herself do sooo)

That's not the issue. He had absolutely no right to interfere when she wasn't even aiming what she was saying at him. People like Nicola, Chloe, Stacy or Jessica make sense because Kim was directing her words at them. WIth Jamie he was just being a petty gang-handed tryhard, and when Kim called him out on it he flat-out did physically threatening body language at her whilst being restrained by Spencer and a security guard, which is incomparable to anything other housemates were saying to Kim or to anything she was saying.

[JerseyWins]

WHO THE ****** ARE YOU TALKING TO?? -runs out of bedroom-
That's exactly something Kim would do/say btw. She probably has said worse while getting up in someone's face if you look at it objectively.

I get that one is a 20-30 year old man and the other is an old lady but still. I don't think we should pretend Jamie is some nasty person when up to this point he's really not at all - relationship issues aside, which I don't know if people truly know the details about to judge anyway. Getting in an argument is nothing, it happens, and Jamie has been a soft-spoken gentleman a majority of the time, frankly.

[JerseyWins]

That's not the issue. He had absolutely no right to interfere when she wasn't even aiming what she was saying at him. People like Nicola, Chloe, Stacy or Jessica make sense because Kim was directing her words at them. WIth Jamie he was just being a petty gang-handed tryhard, and when Kim called him out on it he flat-out did physically threatening body language at her whilst being restrained by Spencer and a security guard, which is incomparable to anything other housemates were saying to Kim or to anything she was saying.
It's still a positive thing in his character to stand up for the people he cared about even if he might've went about it the wrong way.

However, I actually didn't see him do anything physically threatening, he was in another room and went into the room Kim was in and went to yell / yell back at her.

[JerseyWins]

Jamie is a little mong and the worst of this series alongside Austin and Coleen
Also this is even more random? :joker: She hasn't been riveting TV, and I don't even particularly like her, but she has seemed very motherly and super nice as well. :shrug:

[Lostie!]

He two-timed his wife, and she's got three kids!

:joker:

[Epic.]

Also this is even more random? :joker: She hasn't been riveting TV, and I don't even particularly like her, but she has seemed very motherly and super nice as well. :shrug:

"This time, if I have a problem with someone I'll say it to their face" -proceeds to bitch about people for weeks in the smoking area-

[JerseyWins]

:joker: :joker: She is in the smoking area a lot.

[LukeB]

:joker: :joker: She is in the smoking area a lot.

Coleen :yuk:

[JerseyWins]

Episode 24

Alright hope to get many episodes watched today with my last day off work. Episode 24's preview looks amazing. :clap1:

"If they're going to treat someone like that who's never treated anyone badly in this house" nnnnnnnn :skull:

LOOOOL @ Stacy saying it was no big deal that Kim took her stuff out of the washing machine but then she's yelling about it not long after. :laugh2:

Oh damn... Stacy is taking this far now. :skull: Kim: "START WITH ME and you'll be sorry" :laugh2: "Well who can't hear you? You make a wonderful town crier" :joker:

LMFAO @ Heidi & Nicola making up in the middle of Stacy & Kim having a huge argument!!!

Lool @ Kim's reasoning for nominating Nicola :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: Her building up Nicola as a monster :love:

Nicola: If you liked me, I'd be mortified because I think you're the biggest fraud I've ever met. :joker:

"You sealed your own fate!" "Don't be silly you stupid woman" The Nicola/Kim back-and-forth is so good :joker: (Nicola sucks tho) She's actually pretty smug & arrogant, sort of reminds me of Calum actually. (and Calum has actually been very laid back and not so egotistical lately)


Spencer justifying James C being a bad man or whatever because "his own men killed him" in Game of Thrones........ :skull: "If there was ever a scene that seemed genuine in his career that was the one" :laugh2:

I love when Speidi finish out the show with an amazing confessional :clap1:

This season is so damn good in a constant reoccurring fiery explosions kind of way. :clap1:

[Epic.]

Ahh yeah the episode where Stacy cancelled herself

[Epic.]

Not to go there, but how can you dislike Nicola for being egotistical when Kim compared herself to Jesus Christ? :think:

[Cal.]

Dont **** with me today

and dont **** with me!

[JerseyWins]

Not to go there, but how can you dislike Nicola for being egotistical when Kim compared herself to Jesus Christ? :think:
Eh, that was absolutely hilarious? :joker:

I don't actually see that as egotistical anyway. She was defending herself from being told that she was wrong because everyone feels the same way about her. That's one of the most priceless comebacks I've EVER seen. Might be my favorite bit from her actually.

Nicola is almost just a constant "I'm a wonderful person, I do this and that and never say a bad word about anyone" *bashes someone* *someone bashes her and "how could you even say that?!"* etc. "You sealed your own fate" for arguing with her. :skull:

It's almost ironically funny but meh I'm just not enjoying it (but her back and forth moments with Kim are still pretty funny even on her part at least lol).

[Jason.]

Not to go there, but how can you dislike Nicola for being egotistical when Kim compared herself to Jesus Christ? :think:

:joker:

[JerseyWins]

Episode 25

"When I don't get to see Coleen's face anymore... or one of them" :laugh2:

OMG Kim laughing in the background during another Stacy/Jessica argument... something about that was so damn funny to me. :laugh3:

"BEHAVE YOURSELF!"

Stacy is losing it :laugh2: "I'm getting ganghanded! They're gonna ganghand me!" *in the most sarcastic worried whisper* :joker:

Jamie: "I'm gonna make a little extra effort, could be me last night" :joker:

*Jamie & Bianca go into the toilet* "3 Minutes Until Lines Close" pops on the screen :skull: lol

Jedward acting like 6 year olds and it pissing off Nicola :love:

Stacy :love: Kinda a roller coaster for her and that's kinda how I feel about her in a way. She was pretty good overall. :clap1: Stacy's best bits though :love:

[JerseyWins]

Updated cast ranking:

1. Spencer Pratt
2. Kim Woodburn
3. Heidi Montag (yes get some more edit again :love: even though it's still not that much compared to Spencer)
4. Jamie O'Hara
5. Jessica Cunningham
6. Bianca Gascoigne
7. James Cosmo
8. Stacy Francis
9. Jedward
10. Coleen Nolan
11. Calum Best (can't complain lately but he could be last)
12. Nicola McLean
13. Chloe Ferry (not gonna lie easily the most irritating even though she means no harm)

[JerseyWins]

I was thinking about going with CBB18 next after this but idk maybe I'll just end up watching Speidi's original season next. :think:

[Daniel.]

CBB11 is one of the worst.

Just skip CBB18 and watch CBB17 and CBB16 (two of the popular ones)

[Epic.]

I was thinking about going with CBB18 next after this but idk maybe I'll just end up watching Speidi's original season next. :think:

CBB18 is the worst series of RTV ever, don't do it

[Jason.]

CBB11 and CBB18 are both awful.

CBB11 is boring and has probably the most unmemorable cast outside of two people and CBB18 is filled with pond life.

Don't bother with either and go straight to CBB17. If you're watching backwards, you're going to have a consecutive run of good series as CBB13-17 are all pretty good (CBB14, not so much, but still worth a watch.)

[JerseyWins]

I think I'm going to stick with CBB18 next then and keep the order going. :fan:

[LukeB]

I think I'm going to stick with CBB18 next then and keep the order going. :fan:

just watch it backwards and if you don't like a season just skip it, i would skip CBB18 but you may as well see whats it like for yourself :P

[Daniel.]

I mean there all good from CBB9 onwards except CBB11 and CBB18

[Jason.]

I think I'm going to stick with CBB18 next then and keep the order going. :fan:

You'll love Bear. :)

[JerseyWins]

I heard JAM were like knock-offs of Bear so hopefully that was accurate. :love:

[Daniel.]

Do you actually think he will? :omgno:

[Daniel.]

Anyone who likes Bear is unwell in head bar miss Stacey Emmerdale Symons

[Jason.]

Do you actually think he will? :omgno:

Given his track record, I wouldn't be surprised.

[LukeB]

I heard JAM were like knock-offs of Bear so hopefully that was accurate. :love:

it's not accurate at all, Bear was actually genuine and himself even if he is awful but JAM are a knock off Chris and Kem from Love Island because that show is more successful than BB these days.

[Jason.]

Nawt the shameless Love Island plug

[RileyH]

I was thinking about going with CBB18 next after this but idk maybe I'll just end up watching Speidi's original season next. :think:

watch 17 for legend Steph Davis

[JerseyWins]

Given his track record, I wouldn't be surprised.
BEHaVE YOURSELF!

[Epic.]

Gross we're really hoping you don't watch it.

[Daniel.]

I dont actually think Jersey will like CBB16 and CBB17 because there mainly female driven

[Epic.]

Do you actually think he will? :omgno:

And yes he absolutely will. But hopefully he hates him the same reasons he hated Austin :fc: Both whiny self-absorbed immature bullying cretins

[Jason.]

BEHaVE YOURSELF!

As the Americans say, you're two tomatoes short of a salad, girl!

[JerseyWins]

As the Americans say, you're two tomatoes short of a salad, girl!
:joker:

---

If I'm on Day 22 now, how many more episodes do I have left in this season? I've still loved it throughout but I'm kinda getting ready for something fresh now! Especially because I know some results coming up on this season from here on and also I know who the F3 is.

Saw the F3 is Coleen-Jedward-Kim from a signature :joker: Also I was already 90% sure Coleen won anyway from remembering about reading it in the past.

These other seasons I literally have 0 clue of any of the results. :clap1: And I don't even remember where most of these returnees placed on their original seasons either (aside from knowing they all go far & most/all make it to the finale).

[Jason.]

10 more

[JerseyWins]

OMG that's more than I was thinking. Thought it was closer to 5 more left.

Still not too bad though, I'll enjoy the end of this season while it lasts. :clap1:

[Cal.]

Seriously don't bother

I'm so shocked you'd have such a big character like Nicola bottom

[Jason.]

Yeah, our recent CBB seasons are pretty long

They used to be 3 weeks, now they're almost five weeks :skull:

[Cal.]

I HATE you!

[Daniel.]

Do you know what series are popular in here?

[Cal.]

WHO cares girls

He doesn't like Nicola so WE don't like him!

[JerseyWins]

Seriously don't bother

I'm so shocked you'd have such a big character like Nicola bottom
I HATE you!
:laugh2:

http://media.giphy.com/media/ey0iX843iMoyA/giphy.gif

[EspeonBB]

Jersey liked BB19 so I wouldn't be surprised if he liked Bear too
https://i.imgur.com/eDMdSzM.gif

[JerseyWins]

Do you know what series are popular in here?
Not really aside from what people have mentioned here.

Jersey liked BB19 so I wouldn't be surprised if he liked Bear too
https://i.imgur.com/eDMdSzM.gif
It's no coincidence that both CBB19 & BB19 are great!

https://media.giphy.com/media/xUA7bhTkBde0xpmlVu/giphy.gif

[JerseyWins]

As the Americans say, you're two tomatoes short of a salad, girl!
You keep this up, you're gonna have a lot of trouble from me!

[JerseyWins]

Episode 26

Spencer is such a child at times :laugh2: (in this case actually a tad annoying) @ his reaction to Kim saying he spit & gagged at her which was apparently a lie. And him asking to speak to BB about Kim lying because it's in the rulebook that you can't lie about others for something like that lol..

Later on, Spencer says he's gonna have to speak with his lawyer. :skull: :skull: :skull:

Lmao @ Nicola telling Jedward "you're learning" because they didn't nominate her.

Spencer's obnoxious laugh @ Kim getting a joker card :joker: :joker: :joker: Then Kim just says "Quite mental aren't you!" :laugh3:

This argument between Spencer & Kim afterwards is an a lot funnier childish Spencer. :laugh2:

*Kim ranting*

James C: What did he say to you?
Kim: ooohhaaaaaaahaha (that laugh was so ****ing perfect) Are you all deaf in this house??

I'm LITERALLY laughing my ass off at this.

(the funniest part is Spencer actually did just say "good for Kim for *something*" like James C said lmao)

Kim: As I say, mental. A Mental Midget :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Mental Midget meet Mental Giant https://57.media.tumblr.com/a24888780fffef673d3e2e376ee0c1fc/tumblr_o2r2cy8tyK1ufcxbuo1_400.gif

DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME! @ BIG BROTHER'S RULING. I'M DEADDDD :laugh2:

My God, Spencer & Kim mix so beautifully. :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Honestly, Kim Woodburn is my #1 favorite in CBB at this point :clap1: :clap1: :clap1:

[RileyH]

:laugh2:

:skull: :skull: :skull:

:joker: :joker: :joker: :laugh3:

:laugh2:

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

:clap1: :clap1: :clap1:

my god

[JerseyWins]

my god
http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/58831965170000fa01fdfe63.gif

[JerseyWins]

Seriously, that episode was Kim's best performance yet. I was practically in tears. :joker:

Maybe because I hadn't seen any of that in GIF's or anything before whereas I basically have in like all her other classic moments that have already passed. But WOW that was great. :clap1:

It's kinda crazy because when it comes to RTV I don't actually even laugh out loud that frequently. It's usually just I'm kinda laughing in my head or smirk about it or maybe have a little chuckle at best when I find things funny... but this actually "had me in stitches" as they say. :joker:

[JerseyWins]

Episode 27

Wtf @ Jessica being with 3 guys at once and 2 of them know and are ok with it. :skull: I guess if they're ok with it... :joker:

Kim turning down the phone call so that the people in there could have food (even though she hates most of those people anyway). :love:

Also, not to bring this up again BUT I will. As I'm watching this episode I'm again thinking Jamie being painted as a bad guy at all has to be one of the biggest reaches yet on this site!

Heidi & Jedward eating the chilies :love:

Stephanie Pratt being the one in the video from home for Speidi :love: (I don't even know her :joker:)


Episode 28 - Episode 29 (part 2 of the double eviction)

Lmfao @ Jedward in this shaving cream on the mirror scene :joker:

Aww Jessica </3 She was a kind (and really pretty) soul :love:

How were Jedward & Bianca the two highest vote-getters? :skull: (I sort of like each of them lately but the other 3 up for eviction are way better)

Ugh at the timing of this double eviction. Speidi would've survived another round. :fist: This suuuuuuuuucks

A terrible double. :bored:

[JerseyWins]

Episode 30

Jedward's "Why so serious?" entrance and their reaction to not getting the letter from home. :joker:

Heh @ Jedward loving Speidi when Spencer just kinda talked **** about them most of the time. :hehe:

OMG @ Kim & Jedward literally getting ALL the nominations from the others in the house. :skull: Bianca falling over as a reaction to Kim's reasoning for nominating Jamie. :joker:

You know, I was just thinking Calum has been pretty cool lately and not so bad but here comes the ego again in full force! Makes sense that it comes out again when he finally has to face some adversity. :joker: Nicola has looked kinda ****ty this episode as well within all this ranting & bickering. Although on the other side, once again Jedward can't take any form of criticism to save their life. :skull:

Calum: Everybody as a collective doesn't feel like this for no reason.
Me: They crucified Jesus Christ!

Honestly I get Calum's point in his confessional when he's calmed down but then Calum's (seemingly drunken) egotistical rant to end this episode. :skull: :skull: :skull:

And Jamie being a class act yet again, just for the record!

Lol @ a more serious explosion/fight (not so light-hearted and/or funny; almost annoying on all ends) breaking out in the 2nd half of the episode as soon as Speidi are gone. :hehe:

[Eddie.]

What season are you planning to watch next?

[JerseyWins]

^ Reverse order. CBB18 next despite the negative reviews. :joker:

Another cast update after legends left </3

1. Kim Woodburn (LEGEND)
2. Speidi (absolute legends as well, can't wait to see their original season if they were supposedly better)
3. Jamie O'Hara
4. Jessica Cunningham (a sweetheart :love:)
5. James Cosmo
6. Jedward (I want to like them but then they end up getting kinda irritating again as soon as I start thinking they're great lol)
7. Bianca Gascoigne
8. Coleen Nolan
9. Nicola McLean
10. Calum Best

Actually pretty gross @ the bottom two, especially Calum when he has some adversity, and I'll probably get at least some agreements about Calum but I won't let you tell me otherwise @ Nicola!

[Eddie.]

Why would you watch an all-star season as one of your first tho...all CBBs are available on YT, which is good.

[JerseyWins]

Honestly idk. :joker: I just like the modern feel so I figured I was more likely to like it starting from now than starting with CBB1 or whatever. It was also kind of easiest to just go with the latest season if I start with a modern day one. :laugh:

[RileyH]

I've seen better rankings

[Cal.]

This thread really does raise my blood pressure!

[Epic.]

Jamie O'Hara is a scuzzball

[JerseyWins]

I've seen better rankings
Well certainly not from you!

This thread really does raise my blood pressure!
Nicola raises my blood pressure so all is fair. :hee:

Jamie O'Hara is a scuzzball
Idk what a scuzzball is so we'll leave it at that I guess.

[RileyH]

Well certainly not from you!

https://i.imgur.com/epWeBbE.gif

[Jason.]

Well certainly not from you!


Nicola raises my blood pressure so all is fair. :hee:


Idk what a scuzzball is so we'll leave it at that I guess.

You could put a ball of wool in your mouth and wind it with both hands and STILL have room left!

[JerseyWins]

You could put a ball of wool in your mouth and wind it with both hands and STILL have room left!
:skull: :skull: :skull: What's that supposed to mean? :suspect:

[reece(:]

You'd make a good town crier!

[JerseyWins]

You'd make a good town crier!
A mental midget!

[JerseyWins]

I just like peaceful life. I don't want trouble. If you bring it to me I get so offended you brought it to me when I haven't brought it to myself. It flares me up!

[JerseyWins]

Episode 31

Calum said he wanted to show a funnier side to himself this time? Well that's interesting because he pretty much seems to have no sense of humor. :skull:

"When you first entered the house you were reckoned to be the most boring, dull housemate there had ever been... you've lived up to your reputation." oooofff
Coleen: Thank you

:laugh2:

Damn this segment was so harsh to so many people. :joker:

Nicola wanting to leave afterwards because she got called out on her ****. :hehe:

Calum is full of **** with this explanation to Jamie & Bianca about saying they're playing up the showmance thing. :joker:

Kim: (on the Nicola trial) Big Brother what was said today, it was hurtful to her.. but it was terribly true you know :laugh2:

Awww that Jamie/Bianca moment to finish out the episode :love:

[Epic.]

Jamie/Bianca is one of the tedious, cringiest, drawn-out, fake showmances to speak of

[JerseyWins]

I think it's nice :love:

[Eddie.]

I live for Jersey's unpopular BB opinions...:joker:

[JerseyWins]

I live for Jersey's unpopular BB opinions...:joker:
:joker: Thanks :clap1:

At least I LOVE Kim Woodburn (I don't see how anyone couldn't)

---

I've gotten terribly sick out of nowhere today, throwing up and everything. Someone using voodoo on me for my Nicola hate? Cal did give me a formal warning! :suspect:

But on the bright side I'm gonna use it as a day to watch some more CBB (hopefully, if I don't feel too badly or fall asleep). :)

[RileyH]

Jamie and Bonka :love:

[JerseyWins]

I think I'm gonna miss this season when I'm done with it </3

[Jason.]

I've gotten terribly sick out of nowhere today, throwing up and everything.

http://i.imgur.com/cStFoYC.gif

[RileyH]

At least I LOVE Kim Woodburn (I don't see how anyone couldn't)

tatiannahairswipe.gif

[JerseyWins]

http://i.imgur.com/cStFoYC.gif
https://media.giphy.com/media/I79LJnc93nufe/giphy.gif

[Morgan.]

I think I'm gonna miss this season when I'm done with it </3

I missed it as soon as it finished. If only Jedward didn't make the Finale and instead Jessica did I would have missed it even more. Calum and Speidi deserved better too.

[Daniel.]

Calum was terrible

It's my second favourite CBB ever

[Epic.]

19 is overrated

[LukeB]

I think I'm gonna miss this season when I'm done with it </3

don't worry they are loads more seasons that are better than 19. :p

[Jason.]

Calum and Speidi deserved better too.

You STUPID woman, honestly. Now you're not making any sense at all!

[Daniel.]

don't worry they are loads more seasons that are better than 19. :p

1*

[JerseyWins]

Calum and Speidi deserved better too.
Agree 1000% on Speidi :clap1: but disagree 1000% on Calum.

Also I probably agree on Jessica > Jedward

don't worry they are loads more seasons that are better than 19. :p
Ok that's good. :clap1: Just judging between 19 & 20 (and even extend that to BB18 & what I've seen of BB5(?)), 19 >>>>>>>>>>>>

You STUPID woman, honestly. Now you're not making any sense at all!
I wouldn't sh!t on you if you were on fire!

[Daniel.]

A funny one at CBB19 being better than BB5

[JerseyWins]

BB5 was pretty boring at the start (which is all I'd seen) :worry:

Victor was the only one serving entertainment, and maybe like a few Kitten moments and what not.

[EspeonBB]

Kim, Jedward, Jessica and Nicola would've been the correct final line-up
http://i.imgur.com/cStFoYC.gif

[reece(:]

bxd1RROQYLw

[Daniel.]

BB5 was pretty boring at the start (which is all I'd seen) :worry:

Victor was the only one serving entertainment, and maybe like a few Kitten moments and what not.

The first week of BB5 > CBB19

[JerseyWins]

^ The first week?? :omgno: I probably watched like 5 days of it and it was just boring. :joker:

Kim, Jedward, Jessica and Nicola would've been the correct final line-up
http://i.imgur.com/cStFoYC.gif
Um no

Kim, Speidi, Jasmine (underrated gem :love:), and maybe like.. James J? would've made for greatness. :worship:

http://i.imgur.com/cStFoYC.gif

I don't really mind that Nicola has made it far though only because she's such an easy target for Kim. :love:

[JerseyWins]

Episode 32

Every wrinkle tells a dirty tale :joker:

James C's agent being the comment talking negatively about James C? :skull:

Damnnn Calum's comment felt extra harsh but it wasn't wrong :hehe:

Nice presentation @ the surprise eviction. Jamie going :(

"You puzzle me you know." Nicola: Reeeally? "OMG you puzzle me"

Nicola "I'm sad that you're that guarded" Kim: "I think you're rather sad lady!" :joker:

Also lol @ them singing Last Friday Night :love: and it pissing off Calum who was trying to sleep :joker:

[Epic.]

Jamie's eviction was the best one to happen in this series apart from Austin's

[JerseyWins]

Jamie's eviction was the best one to happen in this series apart from Austin's
You want trouble? Oh, by CHRIST you're gonna get it in SPADE loads!

[Jason.]

You gave up on BB5 just as it was about to get really good.

You should've stuck with it as you were in for a real treat in Weeks 2 and 3.

[Epic.]

You want trouble? Oh, by CHRIST you're gonna get it in SPADE loads!

SHUT UP you're another one ya chicken livered bugga!

[RileyH]

BB5 was pretty boring at the start (which is all I'd seen) :worry:

I can't defend you anymore

[RileyH]

Not that I ever did but anyway

[JerseyWins]

Ep 33

I will whip your bum with a lettuce leaf :joker: Kim really does have a freaky side she's shown more frequently lately. :omgno:

*Kim was just having a nice convo with people*

*She then has a DR asked about the people in the house* "Very phony, very naughty, very rotten" :joker:

Calum's boot is nice after a stretch of mostly bad ones. :clap1:

The Calum/Angie stuff :bored: That was pretty boring & repetitive early on and probably the start of him classifying himself as the BIG DOG of the house.

[JerseyWins]

I can't defend you anymore
Not that I ever did but anyway
BUT... I loved Jasmine :worry:

[Epic.]

Omg Kim making amends with Nicola but then bitching in the diary room that she hopes two of the gang go in the next eviction<3

"Not because I HATE them. Because they DESERVE to go... :shrug:"

[Cal.]

AHHHH the absolute shock of Nicola surviving over Calum in that eviction <3

I believe I even claimed I'd died?

[JerseyWins]

With the final 6 decided now:

1. Kim Woodburn
2. Bianca Gascoigne
3. Jedward
4. James Cosmo (nothing really against his character but he truly has become very boring when he was lowkey pretty funny and rootable earlier on)
5. Coleen Nolan (just incredibly meh for a while now)
6. Nicola McLean (get Nicole out!)

Meh, the final could be a LOT better.

And since I know Kim comes in 3rd place, what a waste of an amazing season!... :bored: who the hell in the UK voted Coleen & Jedward over Kim??? You're a chicken livered bunch!

[RileyH]

BUT... I loved Jasmine :worry:

shut up http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/agressive/t0126.gif

[Cal.]

You no good vile scum of the earth shut your ****ing mouth when talking to me

[JerseyWins]

SHUT UP you're another one ya chicken livered bugga!
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You no good vile scum of the earth shut your ****ing mouth when talking to me
A bunch of chinless wonders!

[Jason.]

AHHHH the absolute shock of Nicola surviving over Calum in that eviction <3

I believe I even claimed I'd died?

Mess, was this the eviction where you committed fraud to save her? :joker:

[RileyH]

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this is what i meant

[Epic.]

Seriously though Riley how can you possibly not like Kim

[Epic.]

1. Kim Woodburn
2. Bianca Gascoigne
3. Jedward
4. James Cosmo (nothing really against his character but he truly has become very boring when he was lowkey pretty funny and rootable earlier on)
5. Coleen Nolan (just incredibly meh for a while now)
6. Nicola McLean (get Nicole out!)

Why in the world is Bonka your second favorite over Jedward? Any contribution she had to the series was ****, especially compared to them

[Gstar]

Why is everyone rewatching a series that was like 10 months ago

[Epic.]

Why is everyone rewatching a series that was like 10 months ago

We aren't, somebody else is

[RileyH]

Seriously though Riley how can you possibly not like Kim

https://media.giphy.com/media/QhkLnon4ANJq8/giphy.gif

[Epic.]

That told me nothing

[Epic.]

Be a ~woman and take it on the chin!

[reece(:]

Why is everyone rewatching a series that was like 10 months ago

It's a first watch sis

[reece(:]

That told me nothing

Because there's no reasoning for wrong opinions!

[Cal.]

Mess, was this the eviction where you committed fraud to save her? :joker:

AHHHHHH :laugh2:

[JerseyWins]

Why in the world is Bonka your second favorite over Jedward? Any contribution she had to the series was ****, especially compared to them
Meh, it's close between the two but I like them each slightly, for different reasons. Jedward can be funny/fun TV at times but a lot of times I also find them kinda annoying. Bianca is more of a constant pleasant character that isn't too involved, I guess kinda boring, but seems like a pretty lovely person. :shrug:

Plus like I said, the Jamie & Bonka showmance is nice. :love:

Why is everyone rewatching a series that was like 10 months ago
It's just me watching for the first time. :laugh:

Because there's no reasoning for wrong opinions!
:laugh2:

[RileyH]

Bonka was the best one in the final bar Nicola

[JerseyWins]

Ok time for the final stretch of this season (unless I save the finale for another time but gonna try to finish it tonight).

And oooh it's been delightful!

[JerseyWins]

Episode 34

This song they're singing :love:

Kim Woodburn singing reading the lines :laugh2:

C-No :joker:

"YOU STARTED THIS!" :joker: "FILTH!" Kim clearing out the room from what was a 'fun night' to the point it was just her shouting at Nicola who wasn't saying a word back. :joker:

In the DR "I'm not a doctor but there's something wrong with her!" :joker:

Kim saying James C should know better than to join a gang at 69 years of age. :laugh2:

Jedward trying to get Kim to wave the white flag and call a truce and Kim isn't having it :joker:

[Epic.]

Bonka was the best one in the final bar Nicola

****ing hell, do you just prefer everyone in the cast more than Kim??

[Eddie.]

Axe ha! (RileyH)

[JerseyWins]

Episode 35

Honestly, Nicola is kinda endearing sometimes when she gets angry. :joker: Something about her accent/voice + the way she argues can be kinda... cute? at times (but not enough)

Nicola's DR rant on never wanting to see Kim again :joker:

Not too much to comment on for the final highlights show although one final Kim/Nicola blowup was nice. :joker: Ready for the finale :clap1:

[reece(:]

I wouldn't pick you up with two ****ty sticks!

[JerseyWins]

FINALE

This finale recap is so good :love: Ahhh soo many great moments & characters :flutter:

Nicola/Bianca dressed as / acting like Jedward. And then Jedward dressed as / acting like Kim. :love: Kim watching in the background outside the room shaking her head at it. :laugh2:

Bianca 6th.. eh </3

Honestly kinda surprised Nicola came in 5th place. Like if I was watching without knowing the result I would've thought she was definitely a top 3 candidate (the plot screams a Kim/Jedward/Nicola F3 :shrug:).

"Before you know it you're surrounded by the mob" :joker:

Kim's story about being pulled to the side by that bully Nicola when she first got in the house. :laugh2: "cheeky madame" :laugh:

Seriously makes no sense that Coleen managed to win over Jedward & Kim. :joker: I do get that votes between Jedward & Kim were probably split but shouldn't have votes been split a lot between Coleen/James C/Nicola(/Bianca) as well? :think: I guess the votes at F3 probably helped the most though.

Coleen is fine though just a pretty blegh winner especially considering the possibilities there (in Kim mainly but Jedward is also a much more fitting winner for the season).


Alright, officially done with this season. :( I miss Kim already. But again, oooh it's been delightful!

[Eddie.]

now please skip the atrocity that is CBB18...

[JerseyWins]

1. Kim
2. Speidi (combining them now because they're actually #2 & #3 for Spencer & Heidi respectively)
3. Jasmine
4. James J
5. Ray J
6. Jamie
7. Jessica
8. Stacy
9. Jedward
10. Bianca
11. James C
12. Coleen
13. Brandon
14. Nicola
15. Angie
16. Austin (would've been last but I sort of felt bad for him towards the end especially how he left plus he's kind of an afterthought on this season so not really the worst)
17. Chloe
18. Calum

The fact I always had Brandon over Nicola in my rankings and I was right! :hehe:

[JerseyWins]

now please skip the atrocity that is CBB18...
:joker: Nope I'm going with it next. :fan: Might start it tomorrow.

[Eddie.]

hope you will be thrilled by the Renee Graziano experience! :love:

[Wojtek]

1. Kim
2. Speidi
3. Jasmine


Beautiful top 3 :love:

[RileyH]

Axe ha! (RileyH)

:bawling:

[RileyH]

****ing hell, do you just prefer everyone in the cast more than Kim??

No

Brandon, Coleen and Stacy exist

[Epic.]

It's a shame that a lovely girl with a kind heart, is such a BITCH!

[RileyH]

hope you will be thrilled by the Renee Graziano experience! :love:

funny way of spelling Aubrey O'Day
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[Eddie.]

funny way of spelling Aubrey O'Day
https://i.imgur.com/9FXPxMb.gif

piss off!

[RileyH]

piss off!

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[Epic.]

The actual truth is that there's nothing to look forward to and Jersey should skip to CBB17

[RileyH]

The actual truth is that there's nothing to look forward to and Jersey should skip to CBB17

Steph and Megs are coming :clap1:

[Epic.]

You mean Gemma and Tiffany

[RileyH]

You mean Gemma and Tiffany

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[JerseyWins]

Ok time to give this a start. :clap1:

CBB18 Episode 1

"Biggins" :joker: Why does this guy remind me a bit of... Mr. Bean? :joker: (not really looks-wise... maybe his smile though... but mainly the way he acts & his facial expressions)

Saira allows her husband to have sex with other women.. :laugh:
Mom: Saira you're talking about sex on TV?!
Saira: No, I'm talking about not having sex on TV. :joker:

I already forgot Frankie is in this. Wish I could re-forget tbh. :p

Renee's comment about the saying of "I'll put you in the trunk" (or whatever it was) just being a saying BUT she has a Lincoln. :joker:

Marnie during her brief stay on BB18 :love: :love: :love:

Aubrey might be a legend? :love:

Ahh so this is THE Stephen Bear? Another flat world believer? :skull: Anyway, I kinda like him so far! :clap1:

Katie seems pretty adorable :love:

I like Lewis a lot on first impression :clap1:

Umm Chloe's boobs size.... :eek: The difference when she was on X Factor way back. :laugh2:

What is a Heavy D :skull: (...don't answer that)
Anyway, I kinda like the energy though.

I LOVE this day 1 twist! :clap1: Poor Biggins not knowing he doesn't actually have power & everyone else is in on this. :joker:

[RileyH]

wow yass @ you already praising queens Aubrey and Marnie

maybe this was a good idea after all?

[Epic.]

Marnie is one of the worst female housemates ever

[RileyH]

apart from the Biggins and Bear praising also

[RileyH]

Marnie is one of the worst female housemates ever

No she isn't

[Eddie.]

No she isn't

Yes she is.

[Black Dagger]

Honestly think Riley has the worst taste on the forum.

[Jodie.]

:joker: Nope I'm going with it next. :fan: Might start it tomorrow.

Ready for u to Stan Bear, he’s so overhated x