Eurovision Grand Final discussion thread 8pm BBC1

[Denver]

The UK now 14th favourite to win

[RileyH]

I don't remember hearing the words "WOW, THIS SURIE IS NOT SUCH A BRITISH QUEEN, SICK OF HER :oh: I STAN NETTA NOW BYE" :think:

bye :laugh2:

[Ross.]

Did anyone even listen to Serbia’s song after the mess with the UK

[Adamw92]

The UK now 14th favourite to win

Where we were before that?

[LaLaLand]

Eurovision 2018: 'Terror TARGET' SuRie under SAS guard after attack warnings (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-tv/hot-tv/702289/eurovision-2018-SuRie-UK-entry-lisbon-eurovision-final-terror-target-sas-guards)

[Ross.]

I don't remember hearing the words "WOW, THIS SURIE IS NOT SUCH A BRITISH QUEEN, SICK OF HER :oh: I STAN NETTA NOW BYE" :think:

:joker:

[Denver]

Where we were before that?

22nd

[Shaun]

Kinda glad we didn't send Asanda now, poor sis would've been broken if that had happened to her

Goldstone on the other hand would've teamed up to kick the living daylights out of him

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/music/2018/01/24/goldstone_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqY1pDbA9t2TcEbSModODvKZ hw_iIPZqUNP2EjAIFcGyw.jpg?imwidth=450

[Black Dagger]

SuRie moment SHOOK ME

[Crimson Dynamo]

:I don't remember hearing the words "WOW, THIS SURIE IS NOT SUCH A BRITISH QUEEN, SICK OF HER :oh: I STAN NETTA NOW BYE" :think:

:joker:

[Shaun]

I really like this Albanian entry and idk why :worry:

His voice is bloody good that's probably why

[Samm]

Eurovision 2018: 'Terror TARGET' SuRie under SAS guard after attack warnings (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-tv/hot-tv/702289/eurovision-2018-SuRie-UK-entry-lisbon-eurovision-final-terror-target-sas-guards)

tbh even if isis ran on stage and kidnapped her, we'd still finish rock bottom

https://media.giphy.com/media/MVNp1FwA0l2ne/giphy.gif

[RileyH]

This is another really nice song :love:

[Rob!]

Mess at Lucas storming the stage to tell the world he wants a man

[EspeonBB]

I like Albania

[LukeB]

I stan this

[Amy Jade]

France is so overrated

[EspeonBB]

The stage invader is thought to have said something like: “For the Nazis of the UK media, we demand freedom."

:skull:

[Ross.]

SuRie moment SHOOK ME

Are the audience still shaking

[Shaun]

Mess at Lucas storming the stage to tell the world he wants a man

:joker:

[Wizard.]

I’m still shaking I can’t concentrate

[Shaun]

She just sounds like every other French singer, idg the hype either. OK it's written about a migrant child. Cool. Netta's written about toys so jog on love.

[LaLaLand]

She just sounds like every other French singer, idg the hype either. OK it's written about a migrant child. Cool. Netta's written about toys so jog on love.

:joker::joker:

[RileyH]

I heard this earlier and didn't realise she was singing about a person and thought she was just singing 'my name is thank you'

[RileyH]

She just sounds like every other French singer, idg the hype either. OK it's written about a migrant child. Cool. Netta's written about toys so jog on love.

:joker:

[Ross.]

Mess at Lucas storming the stage to tell the world he wants a man

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Is Netta's song about dildos?

[Ross.]

She just sounds like every other French singer, idg the hype either. OK it's written about a migrant child. Cool. Netta's written about toys so jog on love.

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

France was brilliant. Well done

[RileyH]

yaas I love this song :lovedup:

[Denver]

UK now 10th favourite

[Denver]

I love Mikolas

[Shaun]

He better have timed his twerking better tonight otherwise he's rightly getting 0pts from us

[Amy Jade]

Mikolas is cute

[Crimson Dynamo]

I’m still shaking I can’t concentrate

Me after another anti American police thread is posted

[Headie]

Uk 4/1 to finish in the Top 5 :skull:

[LaLaLand]

Oh hay white geeky hipster Czech Jason Derulo

[Crimson Dynamo]

S H1T E

[RileyH]

S H1T E

shut up

[Samm]

this is so katy perry'd but this bops

https://puu.sh/yaHtk/c03a405ea8.gif

[Adamw92]

Still not a fan of this

[Denver]

Yesa at him smashing the flip

[EspeonBB]

Uk 4/1 to finish in the Top 5 :skull:

Poor Eleni having the win snatched by an on stage protester </3

[Denver]

Uk 4/1 to finish in the Top 5 :skull:

The BBC to order a hitman next year to win?

[Headie]

Mess his face pisses me off

[Ross.]

What a scream if the UK get the sympathy vote and finish in the top 5

[Samm]

shut up

where is his lips

https://www.dvdsreleasedates.com/pictures/800/56000/Tom-Holland.jpg

https://puu.sh/yaHtk/c03a405ea8.gif

[Shaun]

*desperate to find him a Brienne*

[Amy Jade]

Game Of Thrones : The RuSical

[Wizard.]

This guys is scary

[Headie]

"She must've been TERRIFIED in that moment"

Wow we love a survivor!

[reece(:]

I’m still shook by the stage invasion

[Natalie.]

I love this :laugh:

[Ross.]

*desperate to find him a Brienne*

Omfg

[RileyH]

where is his lips

https://www.dvdsreleasedates.com/pictures/800/56000/Tom-Holland.jpg

https://puu.sh/yaHtk/c03a405ea8.gif

https://i.imgur.com/PUBNmSd.png

[LaLaLand]

He looks like a vampire

[RileyH]

This is okay

[zakman440]

EBU confirms that SuRie will sing again at the end:

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[Denver]

The UK is still shortening fast

[RileyH]

EBU confirms that SuRie will sing again at the end:

995396129180266497

Mess we could actually have a chance

[LukeB]

Australia :love:

[Denver]

EBU confirms that SuRie will sing again at the end:

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Queen of snatching the win

[Headie]

Eurovision 2018: 'Terror TARGET' SuRie under SAS guard after attack warnings (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-tv/hot-tv/702289/eurovision-2018-SuRie-UK-entry-lisbon-eurovision-final-terror-target-sas-guards)

SCREAMING

[LaLaLand]

Mate this is amazing, THANK YOU STAGE INVADER!

[Amy Jade]

Jessica :love:

[RileyH]

aaah Jess :love:

[Shaun]

EBU confirms that SuRie will sing again at the end:

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:omgno: *bribes one of the Danish leather coats to ambush her for more sympathy*

[Adamw92]

Jessica :love:

[LaLaLand]

Love this girl! Loved her in "The Sapphires" too.

[Headie]

EBU confirms that SuRie will sing again at the end:

995396129180266497

https://uploadir.com/u/zczdusua

[Samm]

EBU confirms that SuRie will sing again at the end:

995396129180266497

get the confetti out, we're winning hihi

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/scream-queens/images/1/19/Perched.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160202174332

[Shaun]

this is going to be such a run of bops I'm not ready

[Headie]

Imagine all the fake stage invasions in the performances next year if the UK do well because of it this year :skull:

[Adamw92]

This is such a bop :love:

[Morgan.]

SuRie has been with 4 military SAS guards all week as they thought she'd be in danger :skull:

[Amy Jade]

Throw shapes queen!

[Samm]

I think I like this more then cyrpus wow

[Shaun]

Imagine all the fake stage invasions in the performances next year if the UK do well because of it this year :skull:

Here for San Marino faking an actual death just so they qualify for the final for once

[Headie]

Someone stage invade Jess so she gets to go again! :clap1:

[Ross.]

That was incredible

[Amy Jade]

QUEEN!

[Adamw92]

Saara incoming!!! :dance:

[Headie]

That note :skull: Asanda realness

[Ross.]

Australia just won

[RileyH]

ugh icon <3

[LukeB]

Australia took our wigs

[Headie]

Jess for the win! :clap1:

[EspeonBB]

Saara next! :love:

[Amy Jade]

I thought they said 'do the dyke face' :skull:

[Headie]

Is Saara up next? :amazed:

[LukeB]

Is Saara up next? :amazed:

Yes :flutter:

[Adamw92]

Australia took our wigs

We'll have to go to Lisbon to retrieve them

[Amy Jade]

Is Saara up next? :amazed:

She is!

[Samm]

**** me please, just **** me

https://uploadir.com/u/8fwelcvu

[LukeB]

We'll have to go to Lisbon to retrieve them

I wouldn't mind collecting them from Australia!

[Amy Jade]

I love the green room gals dress

[Headie]

Wow that melanin sis is slaying!

[Adamw92]

I wouldn't mind collecting them from Australia!

Me neither :love:

[Wizard.]

The U.K. and Australia to come top 2? We love the commonwealth

[Headie]

SuRie returning for her second performance

https://media.giphy.com/media/kOr5RqgJdZ6vu/giphy.gif

[LaLaLand]

The U.K. and Australia to come top 2? We love the commonwealth

Kween Liz did that!

[Amy Jade]

Aww she died </3

[Adamw92]

Here comes Saara!!!

[LaLaLand]

Ahh my sweepstake Saara!

[Wizard.]

We’re now 9th on the bookies

[Amy Jade]

Our Saz!

[RileyH]

SuRie returning for her second performance

https://media.giphy.com/media/kOr5RqgJdZ6vu/giphy.gif

:laugh2:

[RileyH]

Saara :love:

[Wizard.]

SuRie returning for her second performance

https://media.giphy.com/media/kOr5RqgJdZ6vu/giphy.gif

:joker:

I was genuinely shook that the whole place was clapping and singing along BEFORE the stage invader

[Glenn.]

Is that the BB9 logo

[Samm]

SuRie returning for her second performance

https://media.giphy.com/media/kOr5RqgJdZ6vu/giphy.gif

"Do you want to go back into the eurovison?"

SuRie: "hmm.... hell yeah!"

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/imageproxy.php?url=http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn269/NCLulz/charley15.gif

[Denver]

UK 6th fave to win

[Headie]

NOT Brian Friedman :skull:

[Adamw92]

:dance:

[LukeB]

:clap1:

[LaLaLand]

Good, strong performance!

[Adamw92]

Is she gonna do the fall from the podium?

[Samm]

oh what a stupid bitch

[Shaun]

oh SuRie ha snub :omgno:

[Amy Jade]

Surie has turned it down to resing!

[Denver]

SuRie refuses to perform again

[Ross.]

Saara remains amazing, my wig snatched :clap1:

[EspeonBB]

Surie girl...

[Headie]

We LOVE the winner!

[LukeB]

SuRie refuses to perform again

Yes we know

[LaLaLand]

Is she thick and stupid?!?!?

[Wizard.]

Surie decided not to perform again

[Samm]

SuRie refuses to perform again

thank you for the written word sis

[LukeB]

Surie, what are you doing :omgno:

[Amy Jade]

I think not performing will help her tbh people will feel terrible for her? :fc:

[Headie]

MESS SuRie rejecting it :skull:

[RileyH]

MESS @ SuRie

[Adamw92]

Let everyone just remember the stage invasion rather than a performance that goes off without a hitch

[LaLaLand]

Actually this could be a good thing, let them remember the TRAGEDY!

[Shaun]

SuRie's strategy to pay off when they cut to the Green Room next and she's just shaking and crying?

[Headie]

Why would she refuse to perform again :skull: Daft cow

[Marsh.]

What happened?

[Wizard.]

TBH I would be so angry at the organisers for letting that guy try and ruin it

[Ross.]

Didn’t Shaun promise me bops until 22

What is this mess

[Headie]

What happened?

UK got stage invaded and they offered her to perform again and she refused

[Wizard.]

If she performed again the whole place would be singing along and it would be EUPHORIA

[Amy Jade]

What happened?

Stage invader interrupted UK calling us Nazis

[Shaun]

Didn’t Shaun promise me bops until 22

What is this mess

A ****ing vocal master class :oh:

[Marsh.]

UK got stage invaded and they offered her to perform again and she refused

Did she stop the performance and not even finish? :skull:

[Ross.]

The poor hun could’ve snatched at least a top half finish if she performed again

[Marsh.]

Stage invader interrupted UK calling us Nazis

MESS. Who was it?

[Headie]

Thing is Storm is actually one of those songs that gets catchy after a couple listens so it would've been better for her to perform it twice (it's still terrible but whatever)

[Shaun]

Moldova next :flutter:

[Adamw92]

Did she stop the performance and not even finish? :skull:

She finished it once she got her mic back

[Amy Jade]

SuRie stopped very briefly and carried on

[Marsh.]

She finished it once she got her mic back

:joker:

[Headie]

Did she stop the performance and not even finish? :skull:

She started crying towards the end of the song

[LukeB]

Did she stop the performance and not even finish? :skull:

the crowd sang for her and when she got her mic back she sang the rest

[Adamw92]

My sweepstake :love: :laugh:

[Headie]

They didn't upload SuRie's performance onto YouTube either :skull:

[Shaun]

ugh i forgot how fantastic this is

[Amy Jade]

MESS. Who was it?

Not sure yet. Shaun said it looked like the Hungarian singer though

[Crimson Dynamo]

Suri won't win but she won the night. Hats off

[Glenn.]

Mr Penisul is shook at this Moldovan entry

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nicky liking Bulgaria

:skull:

[Amy Jade]

They didn't upload SuRie's performance onto YouTube either :skull:

They'll probably upload her dress rehersal one instead?

[RileyH]

A bop

[Ross.]

Okay Moldova is the best I’m screaming

[Wizard.]

995397712970469378

[EspeonBB]

Moldova :love:

[Adamw92]

:clap2:

[Shaun]

the winner of the night so far :clap1:

[RileyH]

995397712970469378

:joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Lucas get yo self on TV honey.

[Adamw92]

Is Cyprus still the favourite?

[Shaun]

Is Cyprus still the favourite?

Still evens, yep

[Ross.]

I’m perched for Ireland’s win

[Denver]

He is so gay

[Amy Jade]

I don't like this guys voice. Sounds like a 14 year old doing karaoke at a youth center to a justin beiber bonus track

[Headie]

Sweden's is a bop

[Glenn.]

This is making me uncomfortable

[RileyH]

wot is this

[Marsh.]

Here for Israel. Come on Netta, love.

[Shaun]

Great song, not so great performer

[Wizard.]

THe EBU need to show Surie’s jury performance

[Marsh.]

I don't like this guys voice. Sounds like a 14 year old doing karaoke at a youth center to a justin beiber bonus track

:joker:

[Ross.]

Is this RileyH dancing

[Headie]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdBiPo_XkAE4pE4.jpg

Not Rio Wellard

[RileyH]

Is this RileyH dancing

no

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sweden twink beat pish

[LukeB]

I low key stan this :eyes:

[Shaun]

ok this isn't so much a bop as a racket

a good racket though

[Ross.]

Shaun promised this is a bop but I’m not convinced already

[Adamw92]

I don't like this one, toilet break time

[Headie]

"The invader is believed to have said "All the Nazis of the UK media, we demand freedom," according to music journalist Chris Lochery, reporting from Lisbon."

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2018/05/12/eurovision-2018-man-storms-stage-uk-singer-suries-performance/

[RileyH]

This is something

[Ross.]

Lucas headbanging in the audience?

[Marsh.]

He has hair like his bobble just fell out.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Utter garbage

[Amy Jade]

I quite like this weirdly

[Shaun]

Barefoot? Omg Sandie Shaw the unlikely inspiration

[Natalie.]

I love this

[Amy Jade]

He has hair like his bobble just fell out.

Not his scrunchie falling out mid head bang

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Is this twentyone pilots?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Last place

[Headie]

This is horrendous

[EspeonBB]

Screaming @ the gays in the audience getting their life

[Morgan.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdBiPo_XkAE4pE4.jpg

Not Rio Wellard

Our SuRie stole the Maroon 5 CD?

[RileyH]

How does he do that screeching :skull:

[Shaun]

That'll comfortably make the top 10 I think.

Netta next :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Here comes Netta

[Ross.]

I’m screaming what the **** was that

[Adamw92]

Love this :love:

[LukeB]

Ross! THIS IS A BOP!

[Ross.]

Ross! THIS IS A BOP!

I’ve heard this bop :clap1:

[RileyH]

This is kinda overrated imo

[Amy Jade]

This is another that has grown on me SLIGHTLY but I still think it is overrated

[Wizard.]

The U.K. has already started dropping in the odds :skull:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Nicky rn:

https://i.imgur.com/24SxSGV.jpg

[LukeB]

I’ve heard this bop :clap1:

she's saying stupid in japanese which sounds like chicken noises :love:

[Natalie.]

Don't get the love for this

[Kazanne]

Just tuned in,LOL, whatever is this row,?

[Samm]

Just tuned in,LOL, whatever is this row,?

talent learn it

[Amy Jade]

Her dancers are incredibly irritating

[LukeB]

WIG!!!

[RileyH]

shook @ that note

[Marsh.]

I'm the dancer with the pink fringe.

[LukeB]

Mess, UK odds are going down.

[Adamw92]

2 performances to let us get our wigs prepped for snatching from Cyprus

[Shaun]

Oh he was one of the Common Linnets? And now he's doing this? What a fall from grace.

[Kazanne]

talent learn it

:laugh::laugh:since when has screeching been a talent,it takes all sorts I guess,

[Ross.]

Are there any bops left

[Shaun]

Mess, UK odds are going down.

Still 8th lol, if you'd told me we'd finish 8th tonight with that song I'd have laughed

[RileyH]

Are there any bops left

Cyprus

[LukeB]

Are there any bops left

Cyprus.

[Wizard.]

Are there any bops left

Cyprus

[Shaun]

Are there any bops left

Cyprus - second to last

[Amy Jade]

WIG!!!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/10/1410356797952_Image_galleryImage_FROM_JOHN_JEFFAY_ AT_CASCA.JPG

Found ha

[RileyH]

This is quite good

[Crimson Dynamo]

So NETTA smashed it

[LukeB]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/10/1410356797952_Image_galleryImage_FROM_JOHN_JEFFAY_ AT_CASCA.JPG

Found ha

I think that belongs to Kim Zolciak-Biermann

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is dog sh1t

[Wizard.]

I think that belongs to Kim Zolciak-Biermann

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

I think that belongs to Kim Zolciak-Biermann

https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczfcasMeT1ql5yr7o1_400.gif

[Crimson Dynamo]

It's Cyprus's to win I guess

[Denver]

I think this will win

[RileyH]

I enjoyed that

[Shaun]

yawn @ this

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ireland, time to get more wine

:idc:

[Ross.]

Ireland will snatch this get ready girls

[Amy Jade]

I low key like this

[Adamw92]

Hope this doesn't win

[Headie]

Snooze incoming

[EspeonBB]

This isn't awful but welp it doesn't deserve to win at all

[Headie]

Warm up act for the winner <3