The Celebrity Traitors (UK) discussion thread

[Strictly Jake]

Who is watching this over BB tonight?

Without a doubt!! :cheer2:

[Shaun]

idk who I want banished more between the two obvious candidates :think: not keen on either. Kate could be more fun down the line I guess, and I'm already getting bored of emotionally-unhinged teenagers on Tiktok implying that Niko is being bullied and outcast by the others :rolleyes:

[Ammi]

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…Im faithfully here…:love:…

[A8473]

I'm rewatching the banishment table going into this 3rd one now. He's gonna vote for Niko surely.

[bots]

im being super loyal to BB .... not

[Maru]

:love:

im being super loyal to BB .... not

:laugh:

I'm streaming them both in teeny windows. About to go reheat some pizzer.

[Ammi]

…is the forum really quite shaky and slow atm…or is that a me thing…?…

[Ammi]

…and good evening…:love:..we are BB traitors…

[Maru]

…is the forum really quite shaky and slow atm…or is that a me thing…?…

Probably a lot of us trying to load up threads and get to our places....

[Adamw92]

I am so ready

[Ammi]

Probably a lot of us trying to load up threads and get to our places....

…James has broken the thread so that we all pack up and go back to BB…

[Barry.]

I’m on a delay but please go home Niko

[Ammi]

I am so ready

…Wednesday might be my new favourite day…:love:..

[Barry.]

I’m surprised Tom got a few

[Adamw92]

Oh it’s gonna be Niko

[Ammi]

…Nico’s banished…

[Barry.]

Oh it’s gonna be Niko

Thank god gif here

[Adamw92]

So Kate lives to overreact to things another day and draw attention to herself… :joker:

[Barry.]

So Kate lives to overreact to things another day and draw attention to herself… :joker:

That’s what the traitors wanted and it’s a great watch

[Ammi]

Thank god gif here


…for you with love…:love:..
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[Shaun]

"Oh yeah let's go and have a 3 minute shower" - me, 10 minutes ago :oh:

Ah well I'm pleased with this outcome

[Barry.]

Oh Clare is beginning to grate on me more

[A8473]

I want them to recruit. Just for the LOL's

[Barry.]

…for you with love…:love:..
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:laugh:

[Ammi]

"Oh yeah let's go and have a 3 minute shower" - me, 10 minutes ago :oh:

Ah well I'm pleased with this outcome

…:laugh:…you’re here and you smell lovely and shower fresh…

[Shaun]

Tom could be next then :think: Jonathan's playing this quite well with the leading questions.

[Barry.]

Alan is so funny lol

[A8473]

Tom could be next then :think: Jonathan's playing this quite well with the leading questions.

You'd think he asked questions for a living eh :joker:

[Barry.]

Uh oh!

[Shaun]

Clare could be this season's Jaz... always on the money but no one ever listens to her :laugh:

[Adamw92]

Jonathan being rumbled??

[Ammi]

Tom could be next then :think: Jonathan's playing this quite well with the leading questions.

…I think that Jonathan might try to persuade Cat to betray Alan and try to get him banished at some point soon…

[Barry.]

Jonathan being rumbled??

I’m actually here for it

[A8473]

Clare could be this season's Jaz... always on the money but no one ever listens to her :laugh:

I mean. She hasnt set herself up very well with the first task blunder.

[A8473]

Pahaha Tom got the shower scene of course LOL

[Ammi]

Clare could be this season's Jaz... always on the money but no one ever listens to her :laugh:

…I know, she was onto Alan immediately as well but she’s the lost voice atm..

[Barry.]

Oh Tom in the shower!

[Adamw92]

Of course they show Tom in the shower :laugh:

[bots]

i want them running scared at breakfast :joker:

[Ammi]

…oh please, not Joe Wilkinson…

[A8473]

Hmmm I think its Tom

[Barry.]

Why would they kill Tom if he got votes last time

[Shaun]

I love Joe but I'm not sure he's gonna be much use when it comes to dramatic narrative :laugh: Tom and Clare are more valuable survivors for now sadly

[A8473]

He only got 1 though

[Barry.]

He only got 1 though

He got two I think

[A8473]

Just Niko voted Tom

[Barry.]

Just Niko voted Tom

Joe voted Tom too

[Ammi]

…I love Nick…:love:..I’ve just been watching him in Slow Horses…

[Shaun]

Did Jonathan lose a bet with the wardrobe department I wonder...

[Shaun]

Ooop, looks like Clare's ****ed then </3

[A8473]

Joe voted Tom too

My mistake :joker:

[Adamw92]

Clare being the one murdered then?

[Ammi]

…ooooooh, Ruth going for Jonathan…

[Ammi]

…Tom…

[Shaun]

:shocked:

[Barry.]

Aww the eye candy

[A8473]

Hmmm yeh. It could have been a bad move.

[Ammi]

…did they choose Tom because he was too hot…?..

[A8473]

Tom found fuming.

[bots]

…I love Nick…:love:..I’ve just been watching him in Slow Horses…

he is in ted lasso too

[Barry.]

Hmmm yeh. It could have been a bad move.

Really does as he got a few eyes on him to be a traitor

[Ammi]

he is in ted lasso too

…he’s always just so slick and cool, isn’t he…

[A8473]

So who are they trying to frame? Clare or Kate maybe?

[Shaun]

Clare knowing Tom since he was 12... omg are they the new Cheryl and Liam? :flutter:

[A8473]

Iconic picture drop.

[Adamw92]

“He’s been murdered… deal wiv it!” :laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Hello here. My internet went down. So happy Niko and Tom gone

[Ammi]

Hello here. My internet went down. So happy Niko and Tom gone

…ahhh, there you are…:love:..

[Barry.]

Toms picture made him look like he was in highschool

[Barry.]

Johnathn doing a little too much

[Adamw92]

Clare found FUMING

[Ammi]

…Ruth…:love:…get him, Ruth…!!!!…

[A8473]

Hello here. My internet went down. So happy Niko and Tom gone

Savage. LOL

[Shaun]

Ruth/Clare the underdog alliance incoming :amazed:

[bots]

dont piss in my ear and tell me its raining lool

[Maru]

This feels like a game you would play over a family Thanksgiving dinner and everyone would be pissed off by the end

[Benjamin]

Don’t piss in my ear and tell me it’s raining hahahaha

[Ammi]

Ruth/Clare the underdog alliance incoming :amazed:

…:lovedup:..

[Barry.]

dont piss in my ear and tell me its raining lool

I always thought it was don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining :laugh:

[bots]

eeek that is scary

[Maru]

I always thought it was don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining :laugh:

Piss on my ear must be the short people version

[Benjamin]

This feels like a game you would play over a family Thanksgiving dinner and everyone would be pissed off pissing in your ear and telling you it’s raining by the end

:hehe:

[Ammi]

…those people in masks would totally freak me…

[Shaun]

Maybe production are going to get a little bit carried away and this episode is culminating with Lucy Beaumont being sacrificed at the stake.

[Ammi]

This feels like a game you would play over a family Thanksgiving dinner and everyone would be pissed off by the end

…:laugh:…

[A8473]

omg its taylor swifts evermore cabin. :joker::joker:

[bots]

omg loooool

[Ammi]

…omg, Celia…:laugh:…hilarious…

[Maru]

Aww it's the wood shed

[Shaun]

Celia :omgno:

[Barry.]

Claudia looks yellow on my tv

[Adamw92]

I’m crying :laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Oh it’s like the chain of mistrust

[Maru]

Lovely farting there, go on then :love:

[A8473]

Ooooh this game is new.

[Benjamin]

Nick best be getting a shield

[Maru]

I really want to know if this is a real water well

[Barry.]

This game seems fun

[Benjamin]

Hahaha them getting soaked

[Shaun]

At least someone got wet tonight. And it wasn't Saskia.

[Ammi]

This game seems fun

…fun at the water pump but not in the cabin…:laugh:…

[Barry.]

Alan :laugh:

[Benjamin]

At least someone got wet tonight. And it wasn't Saskia.

:joker:

[Shaun]

Alan serving me trying to run an In Cold Blood task on here back in the day :love: "HURRY UP YOU DICKHEADS :oh:"

[Maru]

Nothing worse than a wet fart

[Ammi]

Alan serving me trying to run an In Cold Blood task on here back in the day :love: "HURRY UP YOU DICKHEADS :oh:"

…:laugh:..:love:..

[Benjamin]

Nothing worse than a wet fart

This season of BB?

[Barry.]

I wonder if anyone will go for a shield

[Shaun]

poor Kate's about to be electrocuted

[Benjamin]

I wonder if anyone will go for a shield

I reckon the lads will once they’re out

[Benjamin]

I’m in love with Ruth

[Shaun]

:joker: she's just going to be banished because no one can stand her

[Ammi]

I’m in love with Ruth

…:lovedup:..

[Maru]

My daughter is very happy right now, there are spins

[A8473]

Wooft. That will reek.

[Adamw92]

:joker: she's just going to be banished because no one can stand her

And we love that :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Alan :joker:

[bots]

poo feathers ..... i didnt think i would be saying that

[Ammi]

My daughter is very happy right now, there are spins

….awwww, how adorable …:love:…

[Barry.]

Surprised Joe didn’t go for a shield

[A8473]

Oh Alan pahahahahaha

[Shaun]

a Stephen/Alan Bodyguard remake is in the works from Netflix :love:

[Barry.]

Ah there we go

[Ammi]

….ooooo, well done Clare…

[Barry.]

Well Clare is staying for another day I guess

[A8473]

Clare is gonna get banished I think. Someone is gonna spin she killed Tom then got a shield to deflect.

[Benjamin]

Clare is gonna get banished I think. Someone is gonna spin she killed Tom then got a shield to deflect.

Yeah I reckon so

[Barry.]

Clare is gonna get banished I think. Someone is gonna spin she killed Tom then got a shield to deflect.

Good shout

[Adamw92]

Jonathan smirking :joker:

[A8473]

We need Stephen Fry to the end. I really hope we get it!

[Maru]

At least based on small scenes, it seems like the most talkative people are Faithfuls

[Shaun]

Ruth stirring :love:

[Maru]

Ruth is just great

[Barry.]

Celia lol

[Ammi]

At least based on small scenes, it seems like the most talkative people are Faithfuls

…yeah, the Traitors are sometimes the listeners, which the faithfuls pick up on as well…

[Benjamin]

Celia putting a target in her back to be murdered lol

[A8473]

Clare does herself no favours. But I know it's just her true self haha. She presents so confidently in my view to a point of suspicion.

[Adamw92]

Jonathan might pick up a few votes tonight

[Ammi]

Ruth stirring :love:

…Ruth giving Ruthless…:love:..

[Barry.]

Joe and Joe going for J and Stephen

[Benjamin]

Jonathan might pick up a few votes tonight

Imagine if he was the first traitor to go

[A8473]

Omg what a theory

[Maru]

I hope Paloma and Alan's friendship are OK and this is not why she needed wellness services

[Shaun]

the Joes, Ruth and Clare could be enough to get Jonathan out :shocked:

[Adamw92]

Imagine if he was the first traitor to go

It’s not on my bingo card but I’d prefer it to Alan going first.

[Benjamin]

Omg what a theory

And so spot on hahah

[Barry.]

the Joes, Ruth and Clare could be enough to get Jonathan out :shocked:

I’m here for it if I’m honest

[Ammi]

…yes Ruth…!!!!!….ughhhhhhh, my hero…:love:..

[Shaun]

I think Cat will turn on him as well... this could be gold :love:

[Ammi]

I’m here for it if I’m honest

…it would be such a great next banishment…

[Adamw92]

I’m interested to see how Jonathan tries to swerve the accusations though… will he try and throw Alan or Cat under the bus?

[Benjamin]

I think Cat will turn on him as well... this could be gold :love:

Potentially Alan too

[Barry.]

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[Shaun]

I’m interested to see how Jonathan tries to swerve the accusations though… will he try and throw Alan or Cat under the bus?

After Kieran/Wilf I think producers have been pretty strict against that unless it's sewn before the banishment starts.

[Adamw92]

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What do you mean? :conf:

[Maru]

Ruth is a thinker, I like that

[bots]

wow

[Ammi]

…oh no, don’t go for Cat….

[Barry.]

What do you mean? :conf:

Wanting Alan out first :laugh:, he’s bringing the entertainment

[A8473]

Oooft the shot at Cat. Bullseye.

[Adamw92]

After Kieran/Wilf I think producers have been pretty strict against that unless it's sewn before the banishment starts.

Oh no, I don’t think he would do that… I just meant will he try and throw a name in there for them going forward.

[Barry.]

Cat now?? Wow

[Maru]

This is a game where overthinking can pay off lol

[A8473]

Let's go Alan!!!!

[Adamw92]

Wanting Alan out first :laugh:, he’s bringing the entertainment

I don’t? I said I would prefer Jonathan being the first traitor out to Alan going first?

[Ammi]

Oooft the shot at Cat. Bullseye.

…Alan, Jonathan and Cat all having eyes on them, some of the faithfuls are pretty good…

[Barry.]

I don’t? I said I would prefer Jonathan being the first traitor out to Alan going first?

Oh my bad I read that all wrong lol apologies

[Ammi]

…Lord, this is so messy and accurate…

[bots]

i love this game :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Well played Alan

[Barry.]

Alan good game

[A8473]

Wtf Tameka lmao

[Adamw92]

This is gonna be tough to call tonight

[Maru]

Funny thing is she's accusing him of the same thing he's doing also, which is analyzing everyone....

[Ammi]

…Tameka going for my sweepstake, I feel bullied…

[Barry.]

Think the traitors will get off this round

[Shaun]

Tameka's been a pretty **** and disappointing casting so far... her only strategy is "target the one person who voted for me" :rolleyes:

[Benjamin]

I reckon Tameka will go

[Adamw92]

Tameka might be convincing people to vote for her here…

[Maru]

Tameka is overdoing it which is only going to cause them to stress out

[Barry.]

Bye Tameka I guess

[Barry.]

Oh hold on now

[Ammi]

….some pretty good faithfuls in this season…

[A8473]

This is a good roundtable hahahaha

[Maru]

My first season and I have no complaints so far

[Ammi]

…go, go Ruth…

[Barry.]

Wow I have no idea how this round table will go

[A8473]

Oh my. Are they gonna hit the target here?

[Shaun]

sad thing is I think if this works, Ruth will absolutely be murdered for this

[Benjamin]

Oh Jonathan stumbling

[Ammi]

…ooooo, Ruth and Clare are a great coupling…

[bots]

mr ross could go

[Barry.]

Oh maybe he will be out :O

[Benjamin]

sad thing is I think if this works, Ruth will absolutely be murdered for this

Or recruited

[Adamw92]

Oof Jonathan might actually be rumbled

[Benjamin]

I still think it’ll be Tameka

[Shaun]

so it's gonna be a Tameka vs Jonathan vote then... unless there are still some Kate haters... Katers if you will...

[Barry.]

It’s got to be between Tameka and Johnathan now right?

[Benjamin]

lol Joe I think it’s Stephen or Jonathan so I’ll vote Kate

[Barry.]

so it's gonna be a Tameka vs Jonathan vote then... unless there are still some Kate haters... Katers if you will...

Oh you were right lol

[A8473]

This could be all over the shop

[Maru]

lol She chooses the one that is the least likely in her opinion, for the most believable... that makes sense...... /not

[Shaun]

oh wow this is going to be close D:

[Maru]

This could be all over the shop

chop shop

[Adamw92]

So many different names

[Ammi]

…such spread out voting…

[bots]

they are just spraying the room with bullets ..... the next banish will be amazing

[Barry.]

Best roundtable ever??

[Benjamin]

Oooh Stephen could be in trouble?

[Shaun]

all of the traitors surviving with a vote each is an insane thought :laugh:

[Adamw92]

Stephen vs Tameka vs Jonathan?

[Benjamin]

Oh now Celia in the mix lol

[A8473]

Hahahahaha alan

[Barry.]

Alan lol

[Maru]

Roasted

[Shaun]

Mark's still got to vote, so Tameka's ****ed

[Benjamin]

A tie vote?

[Ammi]

…jeez, this is tense…

[Ammi]

…Tameka banished..

[Maru]

siigh loud music means we're getting blue balled right?

[Adamw92]

Leaving it down to Kate :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Byyyeee Tameka. No real loss.

[Barry.]

Oh well

[Maru]

oh shocking

[Benjamin]

What a great ep. Getting rid of my 3 least faves :dazzler:

[Maru]

I feel bad for her, I think she wanted to stay

[A8473]

Byyyeee Tameka. No real loss.

Have to agree. In the grand scheme yeh.

[Barry.]

Clare fuming

[bots]

…Tameka banished..

she is really annoyed :laugh:

[Maru]

This is going to cause them to second guess themselves even more

[Shaun]

Clare HAS to be murdered tonight surely... she's publically accused both Jonathan and Alan, and said out loud she believes Tameka is faithful

[Adamw92]

Who will be murdered then? Maybe Ruth?

[Benjamin]

Clare HAS to be murdered tonight surely... she's publically accused both Jonathan and Alan, and said out loud she believes Tameka is faithful

She has a shield

[Maru]

Who will be murdered then? Maybe Ruth?

:bawling:

[Adamw92]

Clare HAS to be murdered tonight surely... she's publically accused both Jonathan and Alan, and said out loud she believes Tameka is faithful

She has a shield

[Barry.]

Might be Ruth

[Shaun]

She has a shield

that will NOT stop Jonathan finding her hotel room with a pillow.

[Ammi]

Clare HAS to be murdered tonight surely... she's publically accused both Jonathan and Alan, and said out loud she believes Tameka is faithful

…but if she’s murdered that would more point to Alan or Jonathan being a Traitor…?..

[Benjamin]

Who will be murdered then? Maybe Ruth?

I reckon they may take out Nick, Lucy or David.

[bots]

Clare HAS to be murdered tonight surely... she's publically accused both Jonathan and Alan, and said out loud she believes Tameka is faithful

she has a shield :laugh:

[Benjamin]

that will NOT stop Jonathan finding her hotel room with a pillow.

:joker:

[Barry.]

Mark might punch Charlotte in this rage

[Adamw92]

that will NOT stop Jonathan finding her hotel room with a pillow.

:laugh2:

[Ammi]

She has a shield

…oh I forgot about that…I hope that Ruth is safe also because Jonathan would be such an obvious as a Traitor if she were killed…

[Maru]

I'm surprised the shields last as long as they do

[A8473]

That fart in the hut. Pahahaha

[Barry.]

I'm surprised the shields last as long as they do

They only last a day

[Benjamin]

I'm surprised the shields last as long as they do

They only last for one murder

[Adamw92]

Not the fart :laugh:

[Shaun]

poor Celia... tooting her way to a taxi home :(