The Celebrity Traitors (UK) discussion thread

[Livia]

How come the BBC put on the dreadful Stranded on Honeymoon Island every night for weeeeeks, but we have to wait endlessly for two episodes of The Traitors a week. Torture...

[Zizu]

How come the BBC put on the dreadful Stranded on Honeymoon Island every night for weeeeeks, but we have to wait endlessly for two episodes of The Traitors a week. Torture...


Yes !!


It would have been fabulous every night until finished ..

Maybe it’s tactical to damage Big Brother’s viewing figures each week


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[Benjamin]

Yes !!


It would have been fabulous every night until finished ..

Maybe it’s tactical to damage Big Brother’s viewing figures each week


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Nah, it’s the same every series. Usually though we get it Tues , Weds and Thurs.

[Benjamin]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPn7pVeje58/?igsh=MTVmamdyMmw3cXFjYw==

Paloma :love: :(

[millyrose]

Looking forward to tonight.

[Strictly Jake]

Wahoo cannot wait for tonight. I really hope they dont murder Charlotte. Im still not over Paloma!

Get rid of David hes a bore!

And I would like them to figure out Jonathan and banish him as we need a celia imrie recruitment asap

[Benjamin]

Wahoo cannot wait for tonight. I really hope they dont murder Charlotte. Im still not over Paloma!

Get rid of David hes a bore!

And I would like them to figure out Jonathan and banish him as we need a celia imrie recruitment asap

I have a feeling we’ll see Jonathan banished tonight.

[Ammi]

I have a feeling we’ll see Jonathan banished tonight.

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[Ammi]

Looking forward to tonight.

…me too, although BB has picked itself up a bit…I’m generally struggling with it …the two evenings of viewing that I look forward to most each week are the two that I watch Traitors…

[Ammi]

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[bots]

here we goooooooo

[Benjamin]

Heeeerrreee

[Shaun]

let's BLOODY go

[Ammi]

…get Jonathan out…!!!!!!…

[Benjamin]

Get Ammi out

[bots]

i would be surprised if JR is still here at the end of this week

[Ammi]

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[Shaun]

prayer circle for Charlotte to have survived...

shut UP Michael McIntyre :fist:

[Adamw92]

I’m SAT

[Benjamin]

prayer circle for Charlotte to have survived...

shut UP Michael McIntyre :fist:

Oh yeah, hope our Charlotte survives. :worry:

[Shaun]

I really assumed when the cast was announced that Stephen would easily be one of the first banishes or murders, so for him to make week 3 is a pleasant surprise for me :love:

[bots]

i would be happy if kate takes her hat and goes

[Barry.]

Finally able to watch what I hated to watch

[Ammi]

prayer circle for Charlotte to have survived...

shut UP Michael McIntyre :fist:

…we can’t lose Charlotte as well…/the misogyny of it…

[Shaun]

Kate to have walked into that great broom closet in the sky :fc:

[Adamw92]

I think it’s gonna be Charlotte :(

[Ammi]

Finally able to watch what I hated to watch

…what you hated to watch…?…

[Benjamin]

Kate to have walked into that great broom closet in the sky :fc:

I hope so.

[Barry.]

…what you hated to watch…?…

What I wanted to watch I meant lol

[Shaun]

idk why I hoped for that when I want David gone but still

[Ammi]

What I wanted to watch I meant lol

…:love:..

[Barry.]

I think Charlotte will be killed

[Benjamin]

Alan :love:

[Ammi]

…Charlotte’s going isn’t she…dumb faithfuls…

[Adamw92]

This makes me definitely think it’s Charlotte

[Benjamin]

…Charlotte’s going isn’t she…dumb faithfuls…

Could be Kate.

[Shaun]

:bored: another episode of David

[bots]

joe is a bit of a nutter, i like him :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Nick is clever. :clap1:

[Ammi]

….ooooo, Celia’s onto Jonathan…5 minutes ago she said no…

[Barry.]

Have the traitors done a mistake? Yes they have

[bots]

noooooooooo

[Ammi]

….Welsh hating people…

[Benjamin]

Awwww our Charlotte. :(

[Shaun]

:sad: what a strange choice.

[Benjamin]

But that has defo drawn more suspicion to Jonathan.

[Benjamin]

I forgot the banshees

[Barry.]

:sad: what a strange choice.

They’ve done that twice now, killed the suspect off

[Adamw92]

I would die if that came into my room

[bots]

i think it was a random pick to throw them off the scent

[Barry.]

I forgot the banshees

They gave me nightmares

[Benjamin]

I’m praying the group go for Jonathan tonight

[Adamw92]

I’m praying the group go for Jonathan tonight

I can’t see him surviving the round table tonight

[Ammi]

…finally they’ll start to work together…

[Barry.]

I’m praying the group go for Jonathan tonight

Got to be Johnathan now

[Shaun]

given their recent form it wouldn't surprise me if they randomly just get rid of Lucy now :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Is this the worst a group has done this far in?

[Adamw92]

Is this the worst a group has done this far in?

I mean it took 5 episodes to catch a traitor in series 1…

[bots]

Is this the worst a group has done this far in?

there was an aussie series i watched where they were terrible :laugh:

[Ammi]

given their recent form it wouldn't surprise me if they randomly just get rid of Lucy now :laugh:

…they’re seriously being hopeless atm…

[Adamw92]

Series 1 they lost 8 faithful before catching a traitor

[Ammi]

Is this the worst a group has done this far in?

…they’re pretty bad because they’re not working together…and overlooking so much…

[Ammi]

…nooooooooo Joe….

[Benjamin]

Noooo Joe. Go back to Jonathan.

[Ammi]

….ooooo Cat, throw Jonathan under the bus please…

[Adamw92]

I’m sorry but I will laugh if they banish another faithful

[Shaun]

ooof... a slight hint of suspicion on her and Cat immediately propels the Jonathan train :love:

[Ammi]

I’m sorry but I will laugh if they banish another faithful

…:laugh:…I mean, they’re going to arent they…they’re going to raise our hopes for Jonathan then they’re going to crush us…

[Benjamin]

ooof... a slight hint of suspicion on her and Cat immediately propels the Jonathan train :love:

Hopefully Jonathan doesn’t get wind or he could turn on Cat.

[Ammi]

ooof... a slight hint of suspicion on her and Cat immediately propels the Jonathan train :love:

…I would as well, even without the suspicion…Cat coming through, though…

[Benjamin]

Hopefully Alan joins cat with trying to oust Jonathan

[Ammi]

…I love the challenges in this…:love:..

[Adamw92]

Hopefully Alan joins cat with trying to oust Jonathan

Here for them making Jonathan the sacrificial lamb :fc:

[Shaun]

I wonder if they'll come across the skeleton of poor Jack from S3 in these traps </3

[Benjamin]

I wonder if they'll come across the skeleton of poor Jack from S3 in these traps </3

:laugh:

[Benjamin]

A lot of potential shields here.

[Ammi]

I wonder if they'll come across the skeleton of poor Jack from S3 in these traps </3

…:laugh:…hopefully Claudia’s had a body clean up…

[Benjamin]

Hahahahahah poor Alan

[Adamw92]

Alan :joker:

[Barry.]

Alan getting netted lol

[Shaun]

wasn't she in that gay film in the 90s... that's the only thing I know Tameka from

[Ammi]

…’who’s Helen Mirren….’….?…

[Adamw92]

Cat only knowing Rebel :laugh:

[Shaun]

ooooh she was in Notes on a Scandal with

Judi Dench

[Ammi]

…oh I’ve watched Notes on a Scandal as well/and read the book…I can’t recall Tameka in it…

[Adamw92]

…oh I’ve watched Note on a Scandal as well/and read the book…I can’t recall Tameka in it…

Probably an extra in it :joker:

[Shaun]

…oh I’ve watched Note on a Scandal as well/and read the book…I can’t recall Tameka in it…

she's not named on the cast list on Wikipedia :laugh:

[Benjamin]

ooooh she was in Notes on a Scandal with

Judi Dench

Who is Judi Dench?

[Ammi]

she's not named on the cast list on Wikipedia :laugh:

…as if they would have known that, then…:laugh:..

[Benjamin]

I want to say 13

[Ammi]

Who is Judi Dench?

…she’s married to Richard Madeley…

[Shaun]

WHY are we giving David a shield :bored:

[Shaun]

did I mention I want David dead?

[Adamw92]

Jonathan or Cat need the next shield otherwise they have a very limited amount of faithful to murder

[Ammi]

…ghost train, it must be…

[Benjamin]

did I mention I want David dead?

David’s dead?

[Ammi]

did I mention I want David dead?

…you have now…

[Adamw92]

David’s dead?

Omg she said David died!

[Shaun]

David’s dead?

*Tiffany Pollard starts screeching at the sight of Alan asleep in the trap*

[Ammi]

…but they can still banish him, right…?…banish Jonathan…!!!!!!…

[Benjamin]

I really want Jonathan banished tonight lol

[bots]

JR is going to get away with it again because he has done well in the challenge

[Benjamin]

Claudia :joker:

[Ammi]

…oh dear Lord, don’t turn toward Stephen…Lucy, STOP….

[Ammi]

…Joe Wilkinson…:laugh:…

[Ammi]

…Alan’s going to go for my sweepstake, isn’t he…

[bots]

…Joe Wilkinson…:laugh:…

joe is great :laugh:

[A8473]

I am here for another Faithful to be banished tonight.

[Shaun]

Alan just deliberately antagonising people now and brazenly laughing when faithfuls are voted off :joker:

[Ammi]

joe is great :laugh:

…’life goal’…seeing Alan suspended in a net…

[Adamw92]

Alan just deliberately antagonising people now and brazenly laughing when faithfuls are voted off :joker:

I hope he makes it to the end :joker: it’s so funny!

[bots]

Alan just deliberately antagonising people now and brazenly laughing when faithfuls are voted off :joker:

he was cackling at the last banishment

[Ammi]

…Stephen doesn’t lead the round table chat though…

[Adamw92]

They always suspect the people who are fans of the show :laugh: I would just never admit to loving it.

[bots]

they really dont have a clue

[Benjamin]

Omg it’s so obvious it’s Jonathan with the murders lol

[Ammi]

……oooo Shaun, David might be banished…

[A8473]

They are all over the shop with these shots hahaha so good!

[Ammi]

they really dont have a clue

…they’re seriously so fragmented and approaching it all wrong..

[Shaun]

the GLORIOUS Joes bringing about the downfall of the deadwood :love:

[Adamw92]

“How?”

“By saying “I think it’s Joe” !”

:laugh3:

[A8473]

Here we go :D :D :D

[Benjamin]

I reckon it’ll be Mark going.

[Shaun]

pretty invisible edit from Celia today

[Ammi]

I reckon it’ll be Mark going.

…I’m thinking it might be David..

[A8473]

Offft Fry vs Ross.

[Shaun]

the sadist in me really wants a series to have a traitor completely give themselves away at the round-table in comical fashion... like in a "so after I came down from the tower with- omg what did I just say..." manner...

[bots]

poor mark :laugh:

[Ammi]

…oh gosh, Joe M you looney..

[Shaun]

the civilities of the first episode are out the window now :love:

[Adamw92]

I love when they get nasty :joker:

[Ammi]

the sadist in me really wants a series to have a traitor completely give themselves away at the round-table in comical fashion... like in a "so after I came down from the tower with- omg what did I just say..." manner...

…that would be so epic, we’d all just sit there in silence for a moment…

[A8473]

ALAN LMAO

[Ammi]

…Jonathan is suspiciously quiet …why can’t they see that…

[Shaun]

Alan's accusatory tone is delightful :joker:

[Adamw92]

Alan being bold :joker:

[Benjamin]

…Jonathan is suspiciously quiet …why can’t they see that…

Nobody has mentioned him yet either. :bored:

[Ammi]

Nobody has mentioned him yet either. :bored:

…I mean, Jonathan isn’t that quiet person in this type of situation…that so makes him suspicious right now…

[Adamw92]

Could Jonathan actually survive this??

[Ammi]

Alan's accusatory tone is delightful :joker:

…he was like a Movie character just there…:laugh:…

[Benjamin]

Could Jonathan actually survive this??

Looks like it, he’s not even a suspect.

[Shaun]

oh it could be another Kate blindside edit...

[A8473]

Traitors should be safe going by what we've seen I think

[Ammi]

Could Jonathan actually survive this??

…of course he will, he’ll totally survive…

[Benjamin]

Kate being the only one to say Jonathan and then the group instantly move on :mad:

[Ammi]

…yes David…!!!…

[Adamw92]

I think Jonathan might get maybe just 1 vote tonight, it’s Mark or David

[A8473]

Oh. Well maybe not...

[Benjamin]

Go on cat say Jonathan

[Ammi]

…Alan the only traitor in history that sits there giggling and doesn’t get suspected…:laugh:…

[bots]

i have no idea how the faithful will vote :joker:

[Benjamin]

Oh god please don’t let it be a cat blindside

[Ammi]

…oh Joe W noooooooooo….

[Ammi]

…are we actually going to find out tonight…?…

[Ammi]

…vote vote vote, we can’t wait until tomorrow…

[bots]

…are we actually going to find out tonight…?…

yesssss

[Adamw92]

…are we actually going to find out tonight…?…

I think so, it’ll be the murder we won’t know who it is

[Shaun]

…vote vote vote, we can’t wait until tomorrow…

we've got 10 minutes, we should be fine...

[Ammi]

…phew, thank the Lord Claudia’s there to stop their ramblings…

[Ammi]

we've got 10 minutes, we should be fine...

…I got a bit giddy with frustration there…

[Shaun]

welp there goes Celia's death warrant if Jonathan survives...

[Ammi]

…so if David gets voted off, they may go for Stephen next as Davi’s suspects him…and because they’re that dumb…

[A8473]

What happened to piling all the votes on someone theory going into play!? This is all over the place lmao

[Shaun]

an awful lot of people on 2 here :worry:

[Ammi]

…1 for Jonathan…what a disappointing stupid sentence…

[Benjamin]

We could get a tie

[Adamw92]

This is too funny :joker:

[A8473]

We are getting a tie. And a cliffhanger likely.

[Ammi]

…ughhhhhhhh….

[Shaun]

:shocked:

[bots]

the traitors are doing really well deflecting

[Kate!]

…Alan the only traitor in history that sits there giggling and doesn’t get suspected…:laugh:…

:cheer2: I love him so.much

[Adamw92]

I love this

[Shaun]

my two least favourite people left so I can't complain too much but I really wanted the traitor dynamic to be shaken up a bit :laugh:

[Benjamin]

I feel like they’ll vote out Mark as he looks defeated.

[Ammi]

my two least favourite people left so I can't complain too much but I really wanted the traitor dynamic to be shaken up a bit :laugh:

…imagine if we had Jonathan as a Traitor until the end…:bored:…

[Benjamin]

We are not going to find out tonight.

[Shaun]

Mark's gone then

[Ammi]

…my sweepstake’s gone…:laugh:…Ben and Shaun did that…

[Benjamin]

Imagine if it’s another tie. :laugh:

[Ammi]

…oh crikey…we really aren’t going to find out today…

[bots]

omg lol

[Shaun]

Please tie it celia!!!!

[Adamw92]

This is amazing

[A8473]

Flip of a coin. Oh wow. I've never seen this happen

[Benjamin]

Ooh god! We’ve never had this!

Decided by chance.

[Shaun]

:amazed:

[Ammi]

…Shaun…you PROMISED…!!!!!!!

[bots]

…oh crikey…we really aren’t going to find out today…

:joker::joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

Ahhhhhhhhhh

[A8473]

10/10 episode regardless LOL

[Ammi]

…what is the chance that decides it…?…

[Ammi]

…that’s so harsh for the person who gets banished/…that it was a chance decision…

[Benjamin]

…what is the chance that decides it…?…

No idea. It’s never happened before.

[bots]

…what is the chance that decides it…?…

coin toss or equivalent

[Shaun]

…what is the chance that decides it…?…

They have asked Diane to adopt one of them as her son. The other will have to be motherless.

[Benjamin]

They have asked Diane to adopt one of them as her son. The other will have to be motherless.

:joker:

[Adamw92]

They have asked Diane to adopt one of them as her son. The other will have to be motherless.

Mark/David’s not my son… but David/Mark is!

[Ammi]

They have asked Diane to adopt one of them as her son. The other will have to be motherless.

…:laugh:..

[Shaun]

Very few things on TV (not that I watch a lot of TV lately!) have me actually gobsmacked any more, I didn't think a tie was even possible and now a whole new world of possibilities has been opened... Ammi please sedate me...

[Ammi]

Very few things on TV (not that I watch a lot of TV lately!) have me actually gobsmacked any more, I didn't think a tie was even possible and now a whole new world of possibilities has been opened... Ammi please sedate me...

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[Barry.]

I wonder what it means

[Mystic Mock]

The two Joe's are morons.:fist:

[Mystic Mock]

How come the BBC put on the dreadful Stranded on Honeymoon Island every night for weeeeeks, but we have to wait endlessly for two episodes of The Traitors a week. Torture...

I agree that the scheduling for this series has been poor.

Especially considering the Show likes to leave you on a cliffhanger in some episodes, it's killing the natural pacing of the Show.

[Mystic Mock]

I think Charlotte will be killed

Sadly you were correct.:bawling:

[millyrose]

…what is the chance that decides it…?…

Rock paper scissors

[Ammi]

Rock paper scissors

…:laugh:…how funny if they did, though….

[Benjamin]

I agree that the scheduling for this series has been poor.

Especially considering the Show likes to leave you on a cliffhanger in some episodes, it's killing the natural pacing of the Show.

As much as it infuriates me, I enjoy it’s not on every night. We’d be at the end already this week if it was.

[Mystic Mock]

As much as it infuriates me, I enjoy it’s not on every night. We’d be at the end already this week if it was.

Tbh I just want the extra episode for the week, like we get with the Civilian version.

[Ammi]

…it’s so annoying as well that the faithfuls have created this ‘chance’ thing to decide…(…rather than just banish the obvious Jonathan…)…because it’s going to crash into and use up so much of tonight’s precious limited time …we might not even have another murder this week…Shaun promised that we would find out the banishment yesterday and we didn’t….I’m not sure how much anticipation I can take…

[Shaun]

we did find the results of two votes thank you VERY much it's not my fault they can't split a tie :oh:

[Ammi]

…tbf, they really are quite useless at the round table atm…I kind of want it to be Mark who is banished just to shake up the thinking strategies of faithfuls like Joe M who just get so blindly stuck in flimsy reasons…

[Benjamin]

The murder after banishment will be interesting too.

Only Celia, Joe M, Joe W, Kate, Stephen and Mark (if he survives) are the options.

I reckon Celia may go.

[Ammi]

The murder after banishment will be interesting too.

Only Celia, Joe M, Joe W, Kate, Stephen and Mark (if he survives) are the options.

I reckon Celia may go.

…Celia is another faithful who is beginning to strongly suspect Jonathan and she’s spoken to others so if they were to kill her then it’s all a very thin game for Jonathan atm…surely he must be banished next, please say that’s so…

[Maru]

Shocked I'm here on time... or at least I think I'm on time

[Benjamin]

Here we go!

[Benjamin]

Shocked I'm here on time... or at least I think I'm on time

:love:

[Ammi]

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[Ammi]

Shocked I'm here on time... or at least I think I'm on time

Here we go!

…:love:..

[bots]

boom

[Ammi]

boom

…:love:…

[Benjamin]

Radio Wales advert with Bronwen Lewis :love:

[Ammi]

…I’m thinking that Mark will lose to chance and be banished…

[Maru]

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:wavey:

[Benjamin]

Where’s everyone else?

[bots]

i feel sorry for mark because he is so passionate :laugh:

[Ammi]

Radio Wales advert with Bronwen Lewis :love:

…have you baked Welsh Cakes at all…/random but I’m reading something by a Welsh author and the characters were baking Welsh Cakes…

[Ammi]

i feel sorry for mark because he is so passionate :laugh:

…I know, he really is but these faithfuls are hopeless and have blessed Jonathan to stay…

[Benjamin]

…have you baked Welsh Cakes at all…/random but I’m reading something by a Welsh author and the characters were baking Welsh Cakes…

I have. My OH makes amazing ones.

[Maru]

I missed yesterday so need to catch up on both Traitors and BB, but I also need to do Taskmaster...

[Ammi]

…will we get to see a murder today as well…?..

[Swan]

Yoyoyoyo :wavey:

[Benjamin]

Yoyoyoyo :wavey:

:wavey:

[Ammi]

I have. My OH makes amazing ones.

…ooooo, he can wrap some up in a ribbon for me for Christmas…

[Maru]

Yoyoyoyo :wavey:

Hi Swan :love:

[Benjamin]

Oooh it’s boxes

[Adamw92]

I’m here and READY

[Ammi]

Yoyoyoyo :wavey:

..and yo-yo…:love:..

[Shaun]

a lovely set of chests there Claudia

[Swan]

Hey guys :love:

[Benjamin]

I’m here and READY

:clap1:

[Ammi]

I’m here and READY

…Adam…:love:..

[Shaun]

:fc: David is gone...

[Ammi]

a lovely set of chests there Claudia

Hey guys :love:

…just in time…:love:…

[bots]

oh mark

[Benjamin]

Awww poor Mark. Tough way to go.

[Ammi]

…yes, Mark…I felt it in my spirits…

[Shaun]

for ****'S SAKE

[Swan]

Ahhhhh i liked him

[Benjamin]

He’s gutted.