The Celebrity Traitors (UK) discussion thread

[Adamw92]

Mark going could lead to a Jonathan banishment later since Joe M was going for Mark before going for Jonathan

[Ammi]

…I always leave a sweepstake by unfortunate means…/…cursed…

[Swan]

My sweepstake still alive

[Swan]

These faithfuls are so bad lol

[Maru]

lol all are still faithfuls

[Ammi]

…Claudia’s voice is shaking with emotion…this is awful…

[Ammi]

…don’t go breaking Claudia’s heart…!!!!!!…

[Benjamin]

I reckon Lucy may start gunning for Jonathan.

[Maru]

lol "But when you say you knew it, how did you know it?"

[Swan]

Claudia's fringe to be a celeb contestant next year

[Adamw92]

Nice play there Alan

[bots]

my Christmas card list is going down :joker:

[Ammi]

I reckon Lucy may start gunning for Jonathan.

…please Lord, may they follow if she does…

[Benjamin]

I reckon Celia will be murdered.

[Maru]

my Christmas card list is going down :joker:

oops

[Shaun]

that poor glass :(

[Ammi]

…oh Joe W, shhhhhhhhhhh….

[Adamw92]

So they can only murder Celia, either of the Joe’s, Stephen or Kate?

[Benjamin]

So they can only murder Celia, either of the Joe’s, Stephen or Kate?

Yeah.

[Shaun]

Aaaaaah I fear we'll lose Joe W to try and frame David then :(

[Ammi]

…my fear is that they’ll settle on David…

[Adamw92]

Cat is ready to throw Jonathan under the bus

[Ammi]

Aaaaaah I fear we'll lose Joe W to try and frame David then :(

…when a hero lets you down…:sad:..

[Ammi]

…who is that singing Amy’s song…?..

[Benjamin]

Cat is ready to throw Jonathan under the bus

Yep. I think her, Lucy and Joe could do it, as Celia would go for him too. Cat needs to convince Alan.

[Shaun]

…who is that singing Amy’s song…?..

a pissed-up Mark wandering the grounds?

[Swan]

Shall we just get on with it and kill him

[Ammi]

…Jonathan is leading these murders, get him banished next…!!!!!…

[bots]

fry could be gone

[Adamw92]

I think murdering Joe W wouldn’t pull suspicion to Jonathan cause I think they’d just figure out that it’s a clear frame job for David

[Ammi]

a pissed-up Mark wandering the grounds?

….:laugh:..I don’t want to tell him it was bad because he’s having a pretty rubbish day…

[Benjamin]

Please get rid of Kate.

[Swan]

I actually love Cat so much ngl. Funny, interesting, gorgeous

[Shaun]

:fc: Kate

[Adamw92]

I’m surprised they haven’t even considered murdering Celia

[Swan]

Please Kate!!!

[Benjamin]

Ooh I could murder a Danish pastry right now.

[Ammi]

I actually love Cat so much ngl. Funny, interesting, gorgeous

…but needs to be ruthless and lead a Jonathan attack in the banishments…

[Swan]

…but needs to be ruthless and lead a Jonathan attack in the banishments…

Yeah true

[Ammi]

Ooh I could murder a Danish pastry right now.

…I’m thinking a Welsh cake since they were baking them in my book…

[Swan]

Nick is my fave, such a lovely bloke

[Benjamin]

Alan. :joker:

[Ammi]

…they’ll finally get a traitor next and it’ll be Alan…pffftttt…

[Benjamin]

No Celia go back to Jonathan.

[Maru]

Just do whatever Celia says

[bots]

alan has been brilliant in this

[Adamw92]

…they’ll finally get a traitor next and it’ll be Alan…pffftttt…

Don’t even speak it into existence!

[Benjamin]

It’ll be Joe

[Maru]

Please don't be Fry....

[Swan]

alan has been brilliant in this

Seconded

[Ammi]

….awwww, Joe W…the traitor rats…!!!!!!!!!…

[Swan]

Bollocks, i really liked Joe

[Maru]

oh phew

[Shaun]

:sad: another favourite down

[Ammi]

…how could they…

[Swan]

C'mon David, you're my sweepstake

[Benjamin]

Maybe a fry vs Ross round table?

[Ammi]

…’ashamed of yourself…’…eeek…

[Swan]

It is just me, or does Jonathan seem so obvious as a Traitor?!!

[Benjamin]

It is just me, or does Jonathan seem so obvious as a Traitor?!!

So bloody obvious!

[Shaun]

The chaos that will erupt in this thread when it turns out they're putting Farida in with 3 episodes to go...

[Ammi]

It is just me, or does Jonathan seem so obvious as a Traitor?!!

…he so does, the little sneaky sneak mcsneak….

[Swan]

Nice flex there Fry lol

[Benjamin]

The chaos that will erupt in this thread when it turns out they're putting Farida in with 3 episodes to go...

:joker:

[Ammi]

The chaos that will erupt in this thread when it turns out they're putting Farida in with 3 episodes to go...

…:laugh:…

[bots]

jr is wearing a coat of invisibility

[Maru]

So bloody obvious!

right?

[Swan]

So bloody obvious!

…he so does, the little sneaky sneak mcsneak….

:rant:

[Swan]

The chaos that will erupt in this thread when it turns out they're putting Farida in with 3 episodes to go...

LMFAO ::joker:

[Shaun]

Kate's voice is really starting to wear me down :laugh:

[Ammi]

..they’re so off track and they’ve known it so they carry on going down the same track…they really are the worst…

[Adamw92]

Oh Lucy… :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Nick sat with all the traitors :joker:

[Shaun]

If Lucy's smart here she'll note that Jonathan just raised the possibility of "double bluffing" when he did just that with Ruth... :think:

[Adamw92]

Nick is sure Cat is a traitor??

[Swan]

Oh Lucy… :laugh:

I didn't think i was gonna like Lucy, but i kinda do now :shrug:

[Ammi]

If Lucy's smart here she'll note that Jonathan just raised the possibility of "double bluffing" when he did just that with Ruth... :think:

…with these faithfuls that’s a big If ….

[Benjamin]

Nick is sure Cat is a traitor??

Yeah he’s been suspect of her for a while and is keeping her close so he stays in.

[Swan]

Nick is sure Cat is a traitor??

Nick is an intelligent guy, love him

[Benjamin]

I’m hoping Jonathan doesn’t throw suspicion into Cat or Alan

[Adamw92]

I didn't think i was gonna like Lucy, but i kinda do now :shrug:

I can easily picture her at the final but at the same time I can also picture her being murdered or banished in the next episode or so

[Ammi]

Nick is an intelligent guy, love him

…yeah, he’s such a nice guy ….I love his character in Slow Horses…

[Ammi]

I’m hoping Jonathan doesn’t throw suspicion into Cat or Alan

…he will, he totally will…

[Adamw92]

Ooh the chess game again

[Shaun]

Stephen is looking really isolated in this group atm, at the back slightly off to the left... I really worry he's screwed at the banishment </3

[Ammi]

…Jonathan is wearing sunglasses in Scotland, he’s obviously a Traitor…

[Swan]

…yeah, he’s such a nice guy ….I love his character in Slow Horses…

He was a great character in a show called Uncle too. Great guy.

[Adamw92]

This led to Minah’s banishment last series… could we lose another traitor with this again?

[Shaun]

so if the traitor team doesn't win then Lucy or Stephen are murdered :(

edit: nvm Nick has sorted it all out :love:

[Ammi]

Stephen is looking really isolated in this group atm, at the back slightly off to the left... I really worry he's screwed at the banishment </3

…yep, I think that he’s worked up the banishment list…

[Swan]

…Jonathan is wearing sunglasses in Scotland, he’s obviously a Traitor…

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/08/ff/08/08ff08b1c3d6ea6a3f203270bcbf5676.gif

[Ammi]

…Alan looked like he was pushing his supermarket trolley…

[Maru]

…Jonathan is wearing sunglasses in Scotland, he’s obviously a Traitor…

He's sensitive to light so he must be evil

[Ammi]

He's sensitive to light so he must be evil

…exactly, the eyes are the windows….

[Swan]

He's sensitive to light so he must be evil

He's a Vampire

[Ammi]

…steady on, Kate…

[Maru]

He's a Vampire

Was thinking the same thing

[Ammi]

…Celia…:love:..:laugh:…

[Shaun]

to be fair to Kate, being the weak idiot is the best strategy in getting to the final of the UK series of the traitors :laugh: so she's onto a winner maybe...

[Adamw92]

“I’m quite two faced”

:laugh:

[Benjamin]

to be fair to Kate, being the weak idiot is the best strategy in getting to the final of the UK series of the traitors :laugh: so she's onto a winner maybe...

Yeah haha, unless the traitors oust her for being an obvious faithful

[Ammi]

“I’m quite two faced”

:laugh:

…’I say people are nice but I don’t actually mean it…’…:laugh:..

[Swan]

…’I say people are nice but I don’t actually mean it…’…:laugh:..

:joker:

[Adamw92]

I love how most of them are shivering and then there’s Joe stood there wearing shorts :joker:

[Ammi]

…Joe, don’t listen to Celia…she’s two faced, she doesn’t believe in you…

[Shaun]

what if they both just get 3 points at the same time :suspect:

[Swan]

Ooooo Nick playing smart, maybe?!!

[Ammi]

…Joe coming up with a good reason…:laugh:..

[Adamw92]

Nick could have just put himself up for banishment there

[Swan]

This is such a fun game

[Benjamin]

Nick could have just put himself up for banishment there

That or murder now.

[Shaun]

Lucy if you abandon this Jonathan thread and go for Nick :fist:

[Benjamin]

God we REALLY need them to get Jonathan out tonight.

[Adamw92]

That or murder now.

If Lucy brings up her suspicion at the round table it could turn the tide on him though

[Ammi]

…they’re having a Chinese meal I think…

[Shaun]

…they’re having a Chinese meal I think…

a succulent Chinese meal?

[Benjamin]

a succulent Chinese meal?

Get your hands off my penis!

[Benjamin]

Omg no, don’t go for Stephen.

[Ammi]

a succulent Chinese meal?

Get your hands off my penis!

…oh is this a boy joke…it was crispy beef…

[Adamw92]

Jonathan might scrape by again tonight

[Ammi]

…oh Stephen…FIGHT THEM….!!!!!!!…

[Benjamin]

…oh is this a boy joke…it was crispy beef…

I’ll send you the vid after traitors

Of even easier Shaun posted it below.

[Shaun]

…oh is this a boy joke…it was crispy beef…

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[bots]

will this be the night?

[Shaun]

poor Stephen finally on the money by sussing both Jonathan AND Alan just as he's about to be banished :(

[Ammi]

XebF2cgmFmU

…it won’t click play for me, I’ll try again after I see Jonathan GONE…

[Adamw92]

Oh… Jonathan might actually go

[Ammi]

…are we going to find out the banished today, Shaun…?…

[Maru]

Wanna see Jonathan get rekt

[bots]

haha they are talking themselves out of it again :laugh:

[Ammi]

…oh David’s getting rattled, that’ll go badly for him…

[Shaun]

*quick prediction*

Alan: David
Cat: Jonathan
Celia: Jonathan
David: Stephen
Joe: Jonathan
Jonathan: David
Kate: Stephen
Lucy: Stephen
Nick: ???? genuinely can't predict
Stephen: Jonathan

[Maru]

Fry making sense

[Benjamin]

The thing is, it’s gonna be hard for them to get rid of Jonathan unless Alan and Cat vote him.

[Ammi]

*quick prediction*

Alan: David
Cat: Jonathan
Celia: Jonathan
David: Stephen
Joe: Jonathan
Kate: Stephen
Lucy: Stephen
Nick: ???? genuinely can't predict
Stephen: Jonathan

…ughhhh, so close…not another chest…

[Benjamin]

…ughhhh, so close…not another chest…

Nah it can’t be a tie, odd number.

Oh wait no it’s not

[Ammi]

…so Jonathan speaks up now../very quiet last time…

[Benjamin]

Come on Joe speak up about Jonathan

[Ammi]

Nah it can’t be a tie, odd number.

Oh wait no it’s not

…yeah, with Shaun’s prediction it could be another tie…Jonathan and Stephen…?…

[Adamw92]

Here we go

[Maru]

My sweep looks personally offended by Jonathan

[bots]

is jr talking himself into being booted

[Shaun]

oop Jonathan not vouching for Alan but vouching for Cat even after she brought him up at the last table :omgno:

[Benjamin]

oop Jonathan not vouching for Alan but vouching for Cat even after she brought him up at the last table :omgno:

Alan may vote Jonathan

[Ammi]

…Cat’s going to swing formStephen when this is her moment to look like a faithful and get Jonathan…

[Benjamin]

Oooh that was tense

[Ammi]

…gosh that was so obvious a booo from Alan as well…they’re so dumb…

[Shaun]

omg I thought we finally got our "traitor just rumbled themselves" moment

[Adamw92]

The tension here is delicious

[bots]

the traitors are talking them in circles :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Lucy stick voting Jonathan

[Ammi]

…there’s not time to reveal now….i CAn’T TAKE THIS…

[Adamw92]

OMG Nick nooooo don’t say it

[Benjamin]

Kate you dumb ****ing bitch

[Shaun]

Nick's pyrrhic victory </3

[Ammi]

…I swear if they don’t banish a traitor this time, Claudia will hand her notice in…

[Benjamin]

We’re not losing Jonathan tonight then lol

[Adamw92]

I really don’t know which way this can go, I feel anxious :laugh:

[Benjamin]

**** me Kate is so stupid

[Benjamin]

Oh yay Lucy :clap1:

[Shaun]

the Cat vote will decide it :omgno:

[Adamw92]

Could this be it??

[Benjamin]

We need cat to vote for Jonathan or else he won’t go.

[Ammi]

…oh Cat, you silly…you’re just making yourself more vulnerable..

[Benjamin]

Oh well there we have it

[Shaun]

Celia what the **** are you doing?

[Ammi]

…they’re just embarrassing…

[Maru]

You all suck!!

[Benjamin]

Ohh ffs.

[Ammi]

Celia what the **** are you doing?

…she’s so two faced…

[bots]

omg fry is gone

[Benjamin]

These lot are so bad

[Adamw92]

Omg :laugh2:

[Ammi]

…this is awful, it’s just awful…poor Claudia as well…</3….

[Maru]

ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

[Ammi]

…Alan giggling again…

[Adamw92]

Awww bless Stephen

[bots]

the traitors were worm tongue in the ears of the faithful

[Ammi]

…now Nick will be killed, won’t he…

[Shaun]

…now Nick will be killed, won’t he…

I think they'll go for Lucy now she's voted for JR... and Nick's outed himself as sabotaging tasks.

[Benjamin]

I don’t know how much more obvious Jonathan needs to make it for them to get it

[Ammi]

I think they'll go for Lucy now she's voted for JR... and Nick's outed himself as sabotaging tasks.

…I need to go lay down and cry…</3…

[Benjamin]

I think they'll go for Lucy now she's voted for JR... and Nick's outed himself as sabotaging tasks.

Nah I think Kate as Nick openly said Lucy was a traitor

[Ammi]

I don’t know how much more obvious Jonathan needs to make it for them to get it

…Joe is going to burst with frustration as well…

[Maru]

It's like watching a satirical version of a horror film.... everything is devastatingly obvious

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[Benjamin]

I reckon Jonathan knows he’s in trouble Stephen has gone and will try throw Cat under the bus

[Shaun]

Nah I think Kate as Nick openly said Lucy was a traitor

He only said it to Joe didn't he? So the traitors won't know about that

[bots]

nick will get banished next

[Ammi]

…Nick has got two of them, he just hasn’t got Alan…but it counts for nothing because they don’t come together to group vote…

[Benjamin]

Oooh no. Alan gets suspicions.

[Adamw92]

Nooo throw Jonathan under the bus, not Alan!

[Benjamin]

Cat needs to get Alan to vote Jonathan

[Benjamin]

Oooh yay a face to face murder

[Shaun]

:omgno:

[bots]

oh brilliant

[Ammi]

XebF2cgmFmU

…OMg, I have actually seen that before as well…:laugh:..you’re both too quick and slick fore…:laugh:…

[Benjamin]

Ahhhh now the 5 day wait :bawling:

[Adamw92]

I hate the long wait

[Glenn.]

Ahhhh now the 5 day wait :bawling:

It’s torture

[Glenn.]

I think Cat and Alan need to vote Jonathan. He’s got way too much heat on him now.

[Benjamin]

I think Cat and Alan need to vote Johnathan. He’s got way too much heat on him now.

The group are at least closing in on them. Nick and Joe suspect Cat and are protecting her so they stay in. Alan now looks suspicious due to his shield blunder (and I suspect may go next).

[Glenn.]

I think Alan may be able to shift them away from him but I agree, he’s starting to look suspicious. Cat needs to open up a bit and be a bit more forward with the group.

[Benjamin]

I think Alan may be able to shift them away from him but I agree, he’s starting to look suspicious. Cat needs to open up a bit and be a bit more forward with the group.

I think it’s too late for her. Both Joe and Nick are certain it’s her. Will be very hard for her to shake them off, especially as she has no clue they suspect her.

Her only saving grace would be to get rid of Jonathan and bring Nick on as a traitor.

[Ammi]

I think Cat and Alan need to vote Jonathan. He’s got way too much heat on him now.

…if they don’t vote him, he’s going to lead a vote for one of them, they must know that and that they have to sacrifice a traitor now…This is crazy…

[Benjamin]

…if they don’t vote him, he’s going to lead a vote for one of them, they must know that and that they have to sacrifice a traitor now…This is crazy…

Yeah, I full expect Jonathan to run with the Alan thing and try ousting him.

[Ammi]

I think it’s too late for her. Both Joe and Nick are certain it’s her. Will be very hard for her to shake them off, especially as she has no clue they suspect her.

Her only saving grace would be to get rid of Jonathan and bring Nick on as a traitor.

…and also that Cat often seems quite zoned out, as Joe said…she’s just not offering much which in itself is obviously odd and suspicious…

[Glenn.]

Oh I hope not. I love Alan :love:

[Glenn.]

Stephen clocking that the traitors would tired was genius too.

[Ammi]

Yeah, I full expect Jonathan to run with the Alan thing and try ousting him.

…totally, I think it’ll be Alan that he goes for and pretty soon, how can they not see that …there are so few left now, they have to take out a Traitor and Jonathan has too much control and is too much of a threat to either of them…

[Benjamin]

Stephen clocking that the traitors would tired was genius too.

Was a nice save from Cat though too.

[Glenn.]

Was a nice save from Cat though too.


Yeah she did really well with that. And completely plausible too because we do that.

[Ammi]

Oh I hope not. I love Alan :love:

…I know…and Paloma and Stephen and Joe W and Mark …</3…

[Benjamin]

…I know…and Paloma and Stephen and Joe W and Mark …</3…

Not you forgetting our Charlotte and Ruth.

[Glenn.]

Charlotte church needs to be on tv a lot more. She’s lovely

[Ammi]

Not you forgetting our Charlotte and Ruth.

…</3…the faithfuls have worn me down, I’m totally flat and have nothing left…I can barely remember me anymore…

[Ammi]

…and I blame Jonathan for it all…

[Benjamin]

…</3…the faithfuls have worn me down, I’m totally flat and have nothing left…I can barely remember me anymore…

Just think how much we’ll cheer next week when they finally get Jonathan!

[Niamh.]

I'm kind of rooting for Jonathon at this stage :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

i feel sorry for mark because he is so passionate :laugh:

Agreed.

The people voting for him misread him really badly.

[Mystic Mock]

I actually love Cat so much ngl. Funny, interesting, gorgeous

Even she's getting pissed off at how poor the Faithfuls are at the game.:joker:

And looks wise this series, I'm more of a Charlotte and Lucy kind of guy.:dance:

I do understand Cat's appeal though tbf.

[Mystic Mock]

Nick is my fave, such a lovely bloke

His strategy is very bizarre though.:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

Yeah, I full expect Jonathan to run with the Alan thing and try ousting him.

That wouldn't surprise me.

The Traitors also need to murder Celia soon as well, because she's onto all of them I suspect.

[bots]

this series has been an absolute blast. It's held my attention since the first minute

[millyrose]

I'm kind of rooting for Jonathon at this stage :laugh:

Me to, but i do think he could go next

[Niamh.]

Me to, but i do think he could go next

Yeah but tbf I've also thought that the last few times :laugh:

[OnTheRight]

Loving Joe Marler :)

[Mystic Mock]

Loving Joe Marler :)

He is starting to get a bit more focused on Jonathan now.

Which no offense to Jonathan, but I'm baying for a Traitor casualty.:devil:

[millyrose]

Yeah but tbf I've also thought that the last few times :laugh:

So have i he's like a cat with 9 lives.

[millyrose]

Who do you think has been murdered

[Benjamin]

Who do you think has been murdered

Lucy.

[Oliver_W]

Nick and Cat have almost the exact same speaking voices.

[rusticgal]

Loving Joe Marler :)

I find him hilarious…

[rusticgal]

Cat barely adds any conversation…have they not spotted how quiet she is.

[OnTheRight]

I find him hilarious…

He's exactly like that in real life. An amazing character on the rugby field.

[Mystic Mock]

Lucy.

I think Lucy as well.

[rusticgal]

I was thinking Lucy but Lucy suspects Alan and made it known to Cat…she also nominated Jonathan which might point fingers at him again. Whereas Kate doesn’t have a clue so I think it could be either.
If Lucy got taken out then Joe loses a vote for Jonathan…

[Ammi]

…apparently/allegedly etc…an ‘insider’ has leaked to a friend/friends or whatever …which was reported on Wednesday but still not any details have leaked so far as I know…so it just feels like a hype thing and no substance in it at all…anyway, I’m just going to do a spoiler here but it doesn’t reveal any names so …enter at your peril and choice, type thing…

…interesting…(…but maybe just overthinking …that when the apparent/alleged leak is referred to…it says ‘winner’ …as in only one winner/as opposed to multiple…maybe interesting, maybe not…

[millyrose]

Looking forward to tonight.

[Ammi]

…it’s all perfectly timed after BB nomination reveal show and then we’re back to BB for eviction night…but yes, I’m so looking forward to two evenings of Traitors …:love:…

[Benjamin]

I forgot we have a Halloween pub quiz/beer festival at our local tonight. I won’t be able to watch traitors in real time. :(

[Ammi]

I forgot we have a Halloween pub quiz/beer festival at our local tonight. I won’t be able to watch traitors in real time. :(

…nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…I’m just not listening to you right now, that’s just not acceptable behaviour…!!!!!!!….(…we will miss you dreadfully but good luck in the quiz and have an excellent evening…)…:love:..

[Benjamin]

…nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…I’m just not listening to you right now, that’s just not acceptable behaviour…!!!!!!!….(…we will miss you dreadfully but good luck in the quiz and have an excellent evening…)…:love:..

I guarantee they’ll get a traitor tonight too and I won’t be here to celebrate in real time with you all. :bawling:

[Ammi]

I guarantee they’ll get a traitor tonight too and I won’t be here to celebrate in real time with you all. :bawling:


…by the time you get back as well and are watching it…?…Shaun will have replaced you, you’ll look in the mirror and Shaun will be looking back at you and smiling/that sinister smile of his…

[Ammi]

…I mean, this is going to be the night they get Jonathan now, what we’ve waited for, for weeks…

[Ammi]

…or you might have just cursed Cat or Alan…

[Benjamin]

…or you might have just cursed Cat or Alan…

:worry:

I really hope not.

[Ammi]

:worry:

I really hope not.

…we will seriously miss you later but good luck for your quiz night…:love:..

[Benjamin]

…we will seriously miss you later but good luck for your quiz night…:love:..

Thank you. I do love a good pub quiz. My friend runs it and she’s very good at it and her rounds are always brilliant.

[Ammi]

Thank you. I do love a good pub quiz. My friend runs it and she’s very good at it and her rounds are always brilliant.

…I love a good pub quiz as well…/…hence the hounding of you until you agreed to run one…:laugh:..when we used to have them at school for the staff and governors/the governor chairperson would devise all of the questions …we spent weeks breaking into his house and searching through his car etc, to try to find them to cheat our way to the win…I think that he kept them in a safety deposit box though and I never found the key, damn him…

[Shaun]

…by the time you get back as well and are watching it…?…Shaun will have replaced you, you’ll look in the mirror and Shaun will be looking back at you and smiling/that sinister smile of his…

I'm getting facial reconstruction surgery just to really amplify the horror of this