Make up a total lie about TPAY

[Amy]

Ok a new game here called Make up a lie total lie about the person above you... this is a simple game of just telling a porky pie (lie) about the person who's posted before you

for Instance say...

Busybee has made a post saying "Rach is a member of the Royal Family"

Me being the next poster could post another lie saying....

Busybee Is on the FBI's most Wanted list!

and so on

Get it?????

Well lets give it a go

I'll start by saying

Rach Hate's Big Brother :laugh:

Anyone can post after each person :spin2:

[rachb]

oooh I'm liking this game:laugh:

here goes then

Amy once met Dermot O'leary and said he was the ugliest man she had ever seen

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Amy]

Rach hates forums

[Hooly One]

Amy wants to marry Jon from BB4

[Romantic Old Bird]

Hooly One is really the Archbishop of Canterbury

[rachb]

ROB's favourite BB housemate is Jade:shocked:

[BDGA]

Rach recorded over all her BB2 tapes after the show ended.

[BigSister]

BDGA doesnt like Brian

[Amy]

BigSister eats Frogs legs for breakfast

[Lance]

Amy absolutely hates Dermot O Leary and just has banners of him cos she feels sorry for the poor chap!

[BigSister]

Well Lance absolutely hates Nadia:bouncy:

[Hooly One]

BigSister hates Reality TV

[BigSister]

Hooly doesnt like where I live he lives in the south of France

[BusyBee]

BigSister hates reality tv

[BDGA]

Busy Bee thinks Weddings & Marriage are an outdated institution. :spin:

[rachb]

BDGA hates BB2 and thought that BRian was the worst ever winner of BB:hugesmile:

[BigSister]

rach dislikes Helen and Paul

[Amy]

Bigsister is scared to post on forums

[BigSister]

Amy isnt a mod on FJ

[Amy]

Bigsister hates football

[rachb]

Amy never ever drinks anything alcoholic:laugh:

[Amy]

LOL

Rach never talks about BB2 as she hates it soooo much

[Lance]

Amy is never online!

[BusyBee]

Amy wasnt at all jealous of ROB touching Dermot's hand

[rachb]

BusyBee is getting married to Paul Clarke in november:laugh::laugh:

[BusyBee]

:blush::blush::blush:
rachb is going to be chief bridesmaid

[rachb]

But that ones true BusyBee:hugesmile:

BusyBee doesn't like Helen:shocked:

[Lance]

Rach thinks Mich and Stu are the best BB couple ever!

[rachb]

Good one Lance:laugh::laugh:

Lance thinks that Jason should have won BB5:thumbs:

[Lance]

(I hate that man!lol!)

Rachb thinks H and Paul are going to braek up!

[BusyBee]

Lance comes from Scotland

[Lance]

BusyBee thinks Hells Kitchen should have won Best Reality TV at the NTA's

[Amy]

Lance dislikes x-factor so much that when he watches the show he's sick

[BusyBee]

Amy's worst nightmare would be to become Mrs Dermot O'Leary

[Lance]

BusyBees posts are all useless spam!

[Amy]

Originally posted by BusyBee
Amy's worst nightmare would be to become Mrs Dermot O'Leary :shocked: :laugh:


Lance was the first man to enter space

[rachb]

Amy really hates cats:cat:

[Kaz]

Rach hates her banner and wishes she had one with Michelle and Stuart instead.

(You only have to ask, Rach! :spin2:)

[Lance]

Kaz is the worst banner maker ever!

[Romantic Old Bird]

Rachb is more interested in philately than reality tv

[Amy]

ROB hates Jokes

[rachb]

Amy has just been to London to visit the queen:wavey:

[Lance]

Rach B thinks TIBB should close down

[BigSister]

Lance hates nadia

[Lance]

(OMG cant believe you said that BS...Im so offended!lol)

Big Sister hates Big Brother(a taste of your own medicine)

[BigSister]

heh

Lance doesnt like X factor either

[Lance]

(no Im really :mad::mad::mad:!lol!)

Big Sister thinks Forum Junkies is the worst forum ever!

[BigSister]

so does Lance

[Amy]

BigSister does not post on TiBB

[BusyBee]

Amy thinks it was right that Ant and Dec won at the NTA awards instead of Dermot

[Amy]

BusyBee Fully supports Nadias singing career and is going to personally go out and buy all the copys of the cd so it goes to Number 1 :laugh:

[Lance]

So is Amy...and while shes at it ahe will buy all the cheeky girls albums in thecountry so they will saty around even longer!

[rachb]

Lance is doing everything he can to support The Cheeky Girls he loves them even more than he loves Peter Andre and Jordan:thumbs:

[Amy]

Rach loves Jordan and peter so much that she's started a Jordan and Peter forum up :laugh:

[Romantic Old Bird]

Amy is the foremost authority on nocturnal entimology in Wiltshire

[Amy]

LOL

ROB has starting a campaign to stop anymore BB2 dvds/videos being released as the show bores her :laugh:

[BusyBee]

Amy saw Dermot at V2004

[BigSister]

BB is not looking foward to November at all

[Amy]

BigSister does not want to win Virtual BB

[rachb]

Amy hasn't voted for BS to win Virtual BB:thumbs:

[Amy]

Rach does not have a computer!

[BusyBee]

Amy hasnt got a banner

[BigSister]

BB doesnt like P and H

[Lance]

BigSis is the worst VBB HM ever!

[Amy]

Lance has just been voted the president of the United States!

[Kaz]

Amy's fed up of people talking about Christmas and just wishes it was all over for another year. :spin2:

[Amy]

Kaz loves christmas so much she says that next year she'll do a christmas countdown all year :laugh:

[BigSister]

Amy doesnt know any of the celebs in this year im a celeb

[Romantic Old Bird]

Big sister was born in Transylvania

[Amy]

ROB has just come back from a trip to Egypt where she helped rebuild a pyramid!

[BigSister]

Amy isnt a member of Forum Junkies and hates the place

[Amy]

Bigsister did not win Vbb!

[BigSister]

Amy does not like forums

[Amy]

Bigsister once auditioned for Pop Idol!

[BigSister]

Amy does not like Dermot

[Teacup]

Big Sister is a little bloke from Mars

[BusyBee]

Teacup has made 1000 plus posts

[BigSister]

BB does like Nadias single

[Amy]

BigSister hates football!

[BigSister]

Amy hates forums

[Amy]

Bigsister hates Christmas, she is the female version of Scrooge!

[BigSister]

Amy also hates Christmas

[Amy]

Bigsister works in a factory

[BigSister]

Amy likes where she works

[Amy]

Bigsister has just finished a novel

[AngelStar]

Amy has known me for years

[BigSister]

Angelstar knows every1 on this forum

[Amy]

Bigsiter hates Jeremy edwards!

[BusyBee]

Amy thinks Dermot is looking particularly ugly tonight

[BigSister]

BB hates Helen and paul

[Amy]

Bigsister once ate so much chocolate she split in half.

[BigSister]

Amy hates Big brother and wishes it would end

[Kore]

BigSister once got caught by a clan of monkeys driving a limo

[BigSister]

:laugh: Kore doesnt want Hooly to get into BB

[Kore]

:joker:

BigSister hated nadia and Dan

[Amy]

Kore wants to marry Emma from BB5

[Kaz]

Amy hasn't made a post on this forum for 2 weeks.

:spin2:

[Kore]

Kaz burnt down Boris' Bar :bawling:

[Amy]

Kore Just ran naked across the forum :o

[Di2001]

Amy is sober :laugh:

[Amy]

Di is trying to stop BB6 getting to our screens!

p.s - Di, you know me so well ;]

[Kore]

Originally posted by Amy
Kore Just ran naked across the forum :o


oops did i? :blush:

sorryyyy :rolleyes:

[Amy]

Kore hates big brother

[Kore]

Amy loves me =D

[Amy]

Shhhh kore ... It's our secret!!!!

Kore is having fish paste rolls for dinner *yuck*

[Kore]

hehehe!

amy poured all those cans of dr pepper (which i gave her) down the sink yesterday :bawling:

[BigSister]

Kore hates Manchester united

[Kore]

BigSister hates accrington stanley

[Amy]

Kore has stolen my cat :shocked:

[Kore]

amys cat is so cute :laugh:

and amy slapped me in the face 3 times earlier :rolleyes:

[Catcrazy]

di2001 is an essex girl :laugh:

[BigSister]

Catcrazy has been on the forum for 3 years

[Arneldo]

big sister is jackie stallone in descise

[Catcrazy]

bb4eva hats big brother and only watches to see davina

[Razmataz]

Catcrazy once ate her own cats :sleep:

[Lance]

tpam hopes that max will be out next

[Razmataz]

TPAM likes to see Makosi naked

[Ella]

TPAM Wants to squeeze Leas Boobs!

[Legend]

TPAM sent me a secret U2U telling me she fancied the pants/skirt off Jayne.
Terrible taste Elz. :nono:

[Teacup]

TPAM.. Thinks Jennie is as ugly as a box of frogs

[No1MakosiFan]

Teacup thinks she is Davina McCall.

[sol]

No1MakosiFan hated Makosi.

[Chrizzle]

sol doesnt support PAFC (whoever they are lmao)

[MarkWaldorf]

Chrizzle hates Nikki

[Chrizzle]

Noooo

BB06 is a girl
(lmao, remember that?)

[stacey]

chrizzle has a pet goose

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Noooo

BB06 is a girl
(lmao, remember that?)

Yes, Thank you very much :hugesmile:

Stacey loves Shahbaz

[stacey]

bb06 is gay and fancies shabaz :tongue:

[MarkWaldorf]

:nono: :nono:

Stacey has had a lesbian affair with Dawn :tongue:

[stacey]

:nono:
bb06 has had sex with a guniea pig... twice

[MarkWaldorf]

:nono::nono:

Stacey is pregnant with Kemals baby

[Chrizzle]

BB06 fancies Lesley, and married her three times before realising Derek is the one for him

[stacey]

chrizzle is a part time stripper

[Corkie]

stacey wishes davina didnt present big bro

[Chrizzle]

Corkie fancies Snoozie

[Lil-Lindz]

Chris asctually hates nikki he just doesn't want to say it

[Sparacus]

Lil_Linz will be joining celebrity Love Island at the same time as the one known only as Da-Nan.

[No1MakosiFan]

Sparacus is a big brother reject.

[Lil-Lindz]

no1makosifan doesnt actually like BB she just wants to be popular lol

[No1MakosiFan]

Lil-linz thnks am a girl but im not. Linz was the class geek lol

[Lil-Lindz]

lol i am a geek he he

no1makosi fan was a compleate faliure at school and got held back fro 3 years

[No1MakosiFan]

I may have got held back a few years, but still made it to prefect. Lil-linz makes blankets from £2 a day.

[Lil-Lindz]

Lol i do actually (joke)

no1makosi fan has teh memory of a goldfish

[stacey]

lil-lindz is 87

[rainey]

*stacey* is glad nikki has gone

[Sparacus]

Wherever rainey treads, he leaves only dust and darkness. He finds that good.

[Ella]

Sparacus hates Adam Rickett :laugh:

[Sparacus]

elz_belz's main reason for intergalactic domination is unlimited rice pudding.

[rex3]

sparacuas got jizzed on by adam ricked and adam decided to stick a tomato slice on each of sparacus's eye.

[Sparacus]

Who said that was a lie? :thumbs:rex3 is bigger on the inside than the outside.

[Ella]

Sparcus likes to eat rotten eggs

[rex3]

Originally posted by Sparacus
rex3 is bigger on the inside than the outside.

what does that mean?

well to continue on I herd that Mark Anal-ed Russel to get his BBBM tickets.

[Sparacus]

Originally posted by rex3
Originally posted by Sparacus
rex3 is bigger on the inside than the outside.

what does that mean?

well to continue on I herd that Mark Anal-ed Russel to get his BBBM tickets.

It means that you are dimensionally transcendental. I tried to put it into layman's terms. Anyway, rex3 has 7 arms. But none of them have hands on the ends. He types with his nose.

[rex3]

lol, i can touch type via the compressed air through my nostrels and through the pressure of the skin of my nose. leading to 3 keys per second, woot woot.


I heard rumurs that Elz is 3 and a half feet tall

[Ella]

I saw Rex kissing a tree and stroking it in a rude way

[rex3]

my penis was going through endurance exercises.

I saw a white strip of liquid running down elz's left leg

[Ella]

ewww lol that was milkshake :puzzled:

rex likes to lick pictures of dot cotton

[Clom]

Elz_Belz IS Dot Cotton

[Ella]

:shocked: lol

Clom likes to fantasise about Leas boobs while eating squid

[Clom]

Elz_Belz likes to watch Clom fantasise about Leas boobs while eating squid

[Sparacus]

Elz_Belz is currently a hostage of this fellow. :elephant:

[Ella]

Sparacus likes to pinch peoples socks and sniff them

Clom likes to pinch peoples dirty undies and sniff them

[rex3]

I like to ejaculate over the sight of elz, peeping at tom through the bushes looking at clom rubbing leas nipples

[Ella]

Rex likes to read ''how to sew a jumper in 30 days ' whilst on the toilet

[Sparacus]

Rex is on the sex offenders register. Really.

[Clom]

spara would like to be on the sex offenders register, but can't find one young enough.

[Ella]

Come on now thats just disgusting! Keep it clean :nono:

[Sparacus]

The closest I can get to the register is stalking Adam Rickitt from his dustbin. Clom is , unlike his avatar suggests, entirely green.

[rex3]

sparacus works as the sex offenders registrar, carefully picking his job so no one suspects him or her or heshe



im not a perv or any sort of criminal perv by the way

[Clom]

Elz_Belz finds the above remark heart warming

[Ella]

:nono::nono::nono::nono:

Clom likes to get off to old women in the street

[Sparacus]

Clom's green-ness is due to the fact that his diet consists entirely of broccolli, brussels sprouts and runner beans.

[Ella]

sparacus likes to eat all the above things while listening to jazz music

[Clom]

spara is really Adam Rickitt's dad!

[Legend]

Sparacus wants Adam Ricket to disapear from our screens and never be seen again. :bigsmile:

(we have something in common Sparacus)

[rex3]

adam has memories of spara fidling with his willy

[Ella]

LMAO

[Sparacus]

If that were true, then I would be on the register. Clom is a disfigured time-traveller from the 51st century, and uses a Peking humonculus as his minion.

[rex3]

lmas off

*every one googles "homunculus"*

[Clom]

Spara thinks he's above all other walks of life and travels around in a box.

[Sparacus]

rex3 is Glynn, and has a secret Wi-Fi internet connection to post here from the BB house. He is also a "laydee", as his avatar suggests.

[rex3]

sparacus is real name is sparacus and lives in clom's cupbard, dressed how he is in his sig

[Clom]

Rex would like to visit clom's cupboard and spend a night with spara

[rex3]

clom has a dildo seletaped on each ass cheak, and spara is currently trying to peal the tape off

[Legend]

rex DOESN'T have a slightly sick mind. :thumbs:

[rex3]

legend wants to see one of those didlos up garfields ass and feel one up his own:wink:

to lighten it up and not be so agressive to legend ill jam one up my own

[Clom]

Rex hasn't got a clue who I really am! :laugh:

[Sparacus]

rex3 is not making me feel uneasy. Not in the slightest.

[rex3]

so who are you clon?

*rex strokes baird and eyes up cloms avatar*

[Legend]

rex is using legend as a way to get his fantasies for himself out in the open.

[rex3]

i have already used legend and have already executed my fantasies, my fantasy now is is an animation on cloms avator of him getting up and doing a moony

[Sparacus]

rex3 is not a human being. rex3 walks through eternity.

[rex3]

i rub my penis all over sparas cheese-cream fulled faced


*mi5 surfs this website for pedo files, rex3 decides to log off and go to sleep*

goodnight

[Clom]

Rex looks at clom's avatar and falls into a parallel world

[Sparacus]

rex3 believes that "pedo files" is a sequel to popular science fictions series, the X-Files.

[Clom]

clom thinks that this thread is dead and moves over to Sir Rickitt.

[killerqueen]

if you think clom is bad check out his neighbours

[Sparacus]

Killerqueen is a little green blob in bonded polycarbide armour.

[Clom]

spara likes to eat unlimited rice pudding!

[killerqueen]

Sparacus breaks the rules by telling the truth!!!!:mad: does not compute

[Ella]

killerqueen likes to eat cat food

[Sparacus]

Elz_Belz is a 12-inch circumferenced Digestive biscuit.

[Clom]

killerqueen is a renegade and must be deleted

[Ella]

Sparacus likes to play croquet with my friend Bob

[killerqueen]

Whilst I am not adverse to cats, as a vegetarian (which explains my svelt appearance and my palid skin) I cannot eat such things so you are correct. If I may add that you obviously enjoy playing the ukulele with great verve and passion and indeed own two thereof

[Clom]

elz_belz was looking at the wall in her previous avatar and now looks into the camara!

[Sparacus]

Killerqueen cried when Bambi's mum died.

[Ella]

Originally posted by Clom
elz_belz was looking at the wall in her previous avatar and now looks into the camara!

LOL that is true!

Clom likes to lick the pavement

[Clom]

clom got sucked into the pavement!

[Sparacus]

If that is true then how are you posting... FROM BEYOND THE PAVE(ment)!!!!

[killerqueen]

To be fair, there are some strangely attractive paving slabs to be found...
And yes I cries when Bambi's mother died. Clom, however, was a foundling discovered in a handbag in Paddington Station with a jar of Marmalade, a felt hat and a pair of Wellingtons

[Ella]

Clom and Sparacus are in a secret gand that have to destroy peas and carrots

[Sparacus]

Clom does not wish to destroy peas, merely to eat them all to boost his green skin tone.

[Ella]

Originally posted by Sparacus
Clom does not wish to destroy peas, merely to eat them all to boost his green skin tone.
LMAO!!! :laugh::laugh:

Sparacus likes to put orange fake tan on Clom while he sleeps

[Clom]

Clom is happy.
Killerqueen still has a love life.

[Clom]

Clom is not wearing fake tan. Clom was travelling the world and ended up in Cardiff!

[Sparacus]

Clom doesn't like to write lies about himself in the "Make up a total lie about TPAY" thread.

[Ella]

:shocked: well thats strange...Clom likes to eat raw cabbage while drinking nettle juice

[Clom]

Elz_Belz is wearing a very heavy earring in her avatar!

[Sparacus]

Elz_Belz wants to remove the Earth's core and replace it with an engine, allowing her to pilot the planet across the galaxy. Why? For POWER.

[Ella]

Originally posted by Sparacus
Elz_Belz wants to remove the Earth's core and replace it with an engine, allowing her to pilot the planet across the galaxy. Why? For POWER.

NOOO my secret plan to take over the world via an engine! how did you unveil my dasturdly plan!

Clom likes to sit on rocks ant throw stones at pigeons

Sparacus likes to flick cheing gum in peoples hair

[Clom]

Elz_Belz has a master plan to take over the world using very heavy earrings.

[Sparacus]

Clom is "bricking it" (a phrase the Moopy posters have informed me as being cool) over Elz_belz's plans for world domination.

[Clom]

spara smells of fish and wants to become deputy Prime Minister alongside Sir Adam Rickitt.

[killerqueen]

Well... Clom is a stalwart scrumper of apples and has spent several hours in jail because of this

[Sparacus]

Originally posted by Clom
spara smells of fish and wants to become deputy Prime Minister alongside Sir Adam Rickitt.

I do not just smell of fish. I am a fish. Please refer to my avatar. You can clearly see I have gills.

Killerqueen looks like this::colour:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Clom
Elz_Belz has a master plan to take over the world using very heavy earrings.
How do you all know about my secret plans!!

Clom wants to steal my huuuge earings and use them as huuuge windchimes

Sparacus wants to become Cloms PA

[Clom]

Killerqueen is green with envy at the sight of Clom eating 60 apples per minute with a crowd of 60,000 cheering him on.

[Sparacus]

Clom is just green.

[killerqueen]

Clom is a barbarian whose idea of culture makes him reach for his gun

[Clom]

spara wishes he was green!

[Clom]

Killerqueen wants to appear on Love Island!

[Sparacus]

Clom is the one known only as Da-Nan.

[Ella]

Clom wiches to destroy danan and eat his head with various condiments

Sparacus wants to steal the head and place it on a random wall

[Sparacus]

I will mount it with pride.

Elz_Belz thinks digital watches are still a pretty neat invention.

[killerqueen]

I'm not that desperate! I just want to spread the joy of communion that is felt by those who embrace LI. I am not a number, I am a free person, I have the right that most of you have to their identity and privacy. You on the other hand deserve the scorn of all for your love of miniature golf and decoupage

[Ella]

Sparacus wants make Adam Rickett fat and destroy his smooth sexy body

[Sparacus]

I believe the word you are looking for is smoothe, elz_belz.

killerqueen often uses anagrams as a method of concealing his identity.

[killerqueen]

Sparacus however has chosen the maiden name of his paternal grandmother as his

[Sparacus]

killerqueen is superior in only one respect. He is better at DYING.

[killerqueen]

But I am many, and I provide free upgrades and local calls

[Sparacus]

killerqueen has no concept of elegance.

[killerqueen]

Sparacus has no concept of plenitude, he tortures cats daily

[Sparacus]

killerqueen's just jetissoned his swimming pool. (And I just got post 77777 in this section.)

[Reg_Eneration]

Sparacus spurns attention!

[Sparacus]

That is no lie! reg_eneration's avatar is his school photograph.

[killerqueen]

wohooo, come in lucky seven. Sparacus is singing along to the Sound of Music which he has on repeat on his DVD player. He no longer requires the words as a few years ago he was cast as a nun in a local production of the same, He was deeply saddened when he was told he could no longer wear his doc martin boots

[Reg_Eneration]

killerqueen was once photographed water skiing down a martian canal

[killerqueen]

But was it canon?

[Reg_Eneration]

The jury is still out on that.