Thanks Shaun, and thanks again for helping me. I'm chuffed you rate it, and relieved it's not too 'risque'.

brilliant, that's set the tone for the whole evening

Thanks Shaun. I hope you find it funny and not too filthy, and I hope you can sort it all out.

The performance ends. Gayonce stands motionless, breathless - hand on arse - and then, finally, he flashes a knowing smile.

The Tibb audience goes wild. Pandemonium erupts. Liam, Scott and others invade the stage. The curtains close. Behind the curtains Scott is so delighted he offers Kirk a B.J. and Marsh weeps with bitter jealousy as Kirk and Scott disappear backstage holding hands.....Uh oh oh!

.......................Finis & Thank You. Please Vote For France .....................

If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it. If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it. Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it. If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it.

Uh oh oh.

If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it. If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it. If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Uh oh oh.

All the single laddies (All the single laddies). All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies). All single laddies (All the single laddies) All the sugar daddies. Now pull your pants up.

Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

Don't treat me like those sluts in your world. This boy’s not that kinda girl. Your cock is what I prefer, what I deserve. It don’t take no fruit in a Buzz Light Year suit To deliver me, to a destiny, to infinity and beyond.

Pull me into your bed, let me feel that swollen purple head. If you don’t shag me before you’re gone, Then as ****ing usual, I’ll get none.

If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it. If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it. Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it. If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it

Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.

Cuz if you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it. If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it. Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it. If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.

Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.