I ain’t got no tits, no child-bearing hips. No camel-toe in my denim jeans. So don’t treat me like a wife, get the hell outa my life This boy ain’t your toy anymore.

You made no admission, didn’t mention , That ya really need a penis extension. Cos you only got three inch, four at a pinch, But even that you never push inside a me.

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh

If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it. If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it. Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it. If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it.

I’ m down on you, you never up in me So you’re getting all the attention. Never lay me on my back, never fill my crack ‘Blow ’n’ Go’ just sad for me.

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

Cuz if you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it. If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it. If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it

All the single laddies (All the single laddies) All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies) All the single laddies (All the single laddies) All the sugar daddies. Now pull your pants up.

Hear what I say (Say) Stop pretending that ya gay (Gay) I’m all done with your little thing. ‘Cos when ya unzip (Unzip) And stick in my lips (Lips) Ya never try to satisfy me.


(more to come Shaun)

[A parody of 'Beyonce Single Ladies' (put a ring on it).http://https://encrypted-tbn2.gstati...TC1AaeETGyx8Xf

"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs bienvenue. I am very pleased to present this year’s French entry. Gayonce and ‘Sugar Daddies (Put A Finger In It)’ Merci. Thank You”.

The curtains go back to reveal Gayonce and his two very attractive gay male dancers clad in skimpy black leotards.

Rapturous applause fades as music starts and Gayonce and company begin:


(more to come Shaun)

You are a genius - and a very helpful one. I'm going to try the Gif thing, LOL, and start submitting my song. Thanks Shaun.

Oh and I should be able to reformat it for you if it comes out a bit too squashed/long/whatever

Hmm, do you mean how do you post a picture? Because it's like this:

[img]LONGBLOODYURLHERE[/img]

so if you wanted to use this gif, you'd need to right click it, and click "copy image location", and then paste that little bit between [img] and [/img]

Might have to withdraw Shaun. I've spent hours trying to do this. It keeps telling me "too many characters" but it's a parody of Beyonce 'Single Ladies' and I've chopped it that much it's crap. I'm no good with this technology stuff. Sorry mate. Thanks for always getting back to me,

You can PM it to me If it's too long to fit in one PM then just split it up into two (or more hopefully it's not THAT long lol, it's only on for one night )