the one that obama did >

elise wasnt even as good as she has been for the past few weeks now all of a sudden everybody likes her

No, lol.

Fancy submitting another?

gay

imma watch at like 10:30 when my mum gets in shes out having a social life well shes actually playing bingo but yeah

its on itv2 now mess

You get to alter the title by changing the bits in brackets.

[action] in my [body part] with your [music genre] [body part/object]

It's yours.

Awww so disappointed. I was just telling Ammi I was about to offer to take off the item of your choice and post it to you. Ah well...

Following the sad demise of the Ginger Party (condolences), I wonder if I could use my powers of persuasion to encourage you to join the Coalition? We're hoping for some mods to join us instead of all backing one of their own, or frankly it's going to look like the kind of election they might have in Zimbabwe. I will owe you one...