Not sure Michael21 made a thread about a green man closing his threads and you're my go-to Green man

You getting excited for Cambridge?

Oh you decided to return from your monthly holiday then

Are you the green man?

Also where have you been the last two days bro? I'm not used to seeing you not online haha

Yes that of you are just a very old man trapped in a young man!! I feel like that most days, I like nothing more than to get into bed and watch a few episodes of time team or grand designs with a cup of tea. I also like Werthers Originals

That's okay, if it wasn't for your birthday then I'd be calling you a horrible bastard because ignoring questions from people who are your friends is horrible. But it's your birthday so i won't say those things.

I get what you mean with the birthday fuss, I feel most awkward when people come around to do stuff for my birthday! I feel as if I have to put on a show y'know? Seems you come across a lot older on here, people seemed shocked to hear you're only 21!

Did you have a good birthday buddy?

**** you

Happy Birthday Sir!

Go adopt a child and drive lorries over 7.5 tonnes with trailers!! You deserve it!

my son is also named bort

Nambia? Okay! Have you managed to find a place in 'bridge yet?