Was looking for this as I have a few more to add.
"I could be making a coffee cocktail tomorrow"
Re: his hair: "It's probably going global as we speak"
"Do you know how llamas are made? Crossbreeding donkeys and giraffes"
When they were clearing up: "Get back, health and safety!!!"
When Renee made the dinner after the argument: "It's the worst pasta I've ever ****ing had"