[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

EVERY YEAR THIS HAPPENS AND WE NEVER FAIL TO BUY THEM < I MIGHT RELEASE MY ADICE LOL WOULD ANYONE LIKE A SIGNED COPY ON BIG BROTHER GENERAL CHAT MESSAGE BOARD ? ARRRRRRRRRRR WHY NOT LOL
ANYWAY WHO NEEDS TO WORRY ABOUT FITNESS WHEN WE HAVE BIG BROTHER STARTING IN A FEW DAYS LOL CAN NOT WAIT.




Joes alternative celebrity fitness video



if you are unaware, let me indulge,

there's big money in losing that bulge.

of course you have over eaten,

christmas junk is a temptation that wont be beaten.

now bring in the celebs that will transform,

if they can loose weight, it must be the norm.

don't forget about a strict raceme or money being the cause,

this is a premeditated stunt, i urge you to pause.

lets not be taken in, and don't bye any fitness release,

its blatant false advertising, i have alerted the police.

the Joes advice is simple, free and will get you slim,

eat 3 square meals a day and do exercise and you will be trim.

[WOMBAI]

Originally Posted by Joe444

EVERY YEAR THIS HAPPENS AND WE NEVER FAIL TO BUY THEM < I MIGHT RELEASE MY ADICE LOL WOULD ANYONE LIKE A SIGNED COPY ON BIG BROTHER GENERAL CHAT MESSAGE BOARD ? ARRRRRRRRRRR WHY NOT LOL
ANYWAY WHO NEEDS TO WORRY ABOUT FITNESS WHEN WE HAVE BIG BROTHER STARTING IN A FEW DAYS LOL CAN NOT WAIT.




Joes alternative celebrity fitness video



if you are unaware, let me indulge,

there's big money in losing that bulge.

of course you have over eaten,

christmas junk is a temptation that wont be beaten.

now bring in the celebs that will transform,

if they can loose weight, it must be the norm.

don't forget about a strict raceme or money being the cause,

this is a premeditated stunt, i urge you to pause.

lets not be taken in, and don't bye any fitness release,

its blatant false advertising, i have alerted the police.

the Joes advice is simple, free and will get you slim,

eat 3 square meals a day and do exercise and you will be trim.

[Harry!]

Your poems get wierder and wierder every day...

[WOMBAI]

Originally Posted by Recylopse

Your poems get wierder and wierder every day...

Isn't weird at all - makes perfect sense. Just about comprehension!

[Harry!]

Originally Posted by WOMBAI

Isn't weird at all - makes perfect sense. Just about comprehension!

They are 'okay' if you guess. Just very out of the blue thats all.

[Braden]

This is a poem ?

[Stu]

This is just getting slightly worrying now. Ever think of posting all your masterworks in just one thread? It would make a lot more sense. I have a feeling we will be getting these things by the day during CBB.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Originally Posted by WOMBAI

Isn't weird at all - makes perfect sense. Just about comprehension!

wombai < can you comprend this < WILL YOU MARRY THE JOE ? LOL THANKS FOR BEING SO NICE AND UNDERSTAND
ING

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Originally Posted by stu

this is just getting slightly worrying now. Ever think of posting all your masterworks in just one thread? It would make a lot more sense. I have a feeling we will be getting these things by the day during cbb.

stu can you remember me from big brother message boarrd on channel 4 ? If yes you got a good memeory lol

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Joe444

stu can you remember me from big brother message boarrd on channel 4 ? If yes you got a good memeory lol

I was never on that message board I'm afraid. But I did see a guy in town today running around naked chucking **** at cars. Was that you?

[Enid]

Thanks, babycakes. Your poems are a true inspiration.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Originally Posted by Stu

I was never on that message board I'm afraid. But I did see a guy in town today running around naked chucking **** at cars. Was that you?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS that was me < and i am was so happy when you took off your clothes and started to join me lol even if all the ladys did laugh at you winkle lol

stu go to www.pennismustgrowasiamSHAMMEDby it.com they will sort you out lol

[Stu]

Hey, it was good enough for Missus The Joe.

Might I reccomend a dictionary?

To the balls?

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

i dont need words < i have a big one stu lol

[sooty]

Hello Joe

Yes I am the one of big contributors to the diet industry.

I know very well "Eat less more exercise" but my head and my heart disagree.

I am a typical comfort eater. I eat even I am not hungry. It is just a bad habits.

But I found a perfect diet.
This time it is working without ANY effort. The first one month was slightly hard though.

One of my friends who is a same age with me was ordered by doctor to lose weight for a health reason. She followed her dietitian's instrucition and said losing little by little.
I could not believe it, I never thought she could lose any.

So I did the same as she told me. Miracle !
I am losing as well. The first two month, I lost four pounds it was last August, then October onwards I am losing around two pounds every month, eventually I am hoping I would lose pound a month.

It is fantastic for me. All I have to do is having a light meal in evening.
I have heard of this type of diet before but I did not believe it would work for me.

Have you heard they said "Breakfast like king, Lunch like prince, Dine like pauper"

I have to break this once or twice a week for a social reason, still even if I try this for five times a week, I am still losing very slowly.

If I continue this, I would reach my target within a few years.

Well Joe, tha is all.

I hope we all have a Happy New Year.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Originally Posted by sooty

Hello Joe

Yes I am the one of big contributors to the diet industry.

I know very well "Eat less more exercise" but my head and my heart disagree.

I am a typical comfort eater. I eat even I am not hungry. It is just a bad habits.

But I found a perfect diet.
This time it is working without ANY effort. The first one month was slightly hard though.

One of my friends who is a same age with me was ordered by doctor to lose weight for a health reason. She followed her dietitian's instrucition and said losing little by little.
I could not believe it, I never thought she could lose any.

So I did the same as she told me. Miracle !
I am losing as well. The first two month, I lost four pounds it was last August, then October onwards I am losing around two pounds every month, eventually I am hoping I would lose pound a month.

It is fantastic for me. All I have to do is having a light meal in evening.
I have heard of this type of diet before but I did not believe it would work for me.

Have you heard they said "Breakfast like king, Lunch like prince, Dine like pauper"

I have to break this once or twice a week for a social reason, still even if I try this for five times a week, I am still losing very slowly.

If I continue this, I would reach my target within a few years.

Well Joe, tha is all.

I hope we all have a Happy New Year.

very interesting peace < i wish you all the luck and a happy new year to <