[karezza]

Eating processed meat such as sausages increases the likelihood of heart disease, according to a Harvard University study.

[Beastie]

Really? awwwww I like a good sausage stu!!

[GypsyGoth]

Processed meat, it just sounds wrong.

[karezza]

Actual ingredients of a mystery meat sausage:

brain nodules, sperm, snot, testicle particles, anus, blood, vomit & lard.

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by karezza

Actual ingredients of a mystery meat sausage:

brain nodules, sperm, snot, testicle particles, anus, blood, vomit & lard.

I don't like any of those.

[arista]

Originally Posted by karezza

Eating processed meat such as sausages increases the likelihood of heart disease, according to a Harvard University study.

Everything would kill you
in your eyes.



Wrong I have Salad with it.

[karezza]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

I don't like any of those.

Don't knock it until you have tried it.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

I don't like any of those.

You don't like a bit of fried anus?? what??? I'm nearly sure you said you loved boiled snot once as well

[Stu]

Nothing more I like after a long day than wrapping my tongue around some nice, hot anus.

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by Niamhxo

You don't like a bit of fried anus?? what??? I'm nearly sure you said you loved boiled snot once as well

I've tasted some of them but I'm not saying which ones

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

I've tasted some of them but I'm not saying which ones

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Stu

Nothing more I like after a long day than wrapping my tongue around some nice, hot anus.

even Julian Clary is cringing.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Shaun

even Julian Clary is cringing.

Boy George is still looking relatively nonplussed though.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I had 2 square soz for my lunch as i watched Bargain Hunt and shouted at the telly.
Tonight I will cycle 40 miles and then have a 3 fingers worth bloody mary


can someone tell me how all that will affect my heart?

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I had 2 square soz for my lunch as i watched Bargain Hunt and shouted at the telly.
Tonight I will cycle 40 miles and then have a 3 fingers worth bloody mary


can someone tell me how all that will affect my heart?

Are you cycling to Iceland in pursuit of the white military jumbos? If so, don't put too many processed frozen meals in your cycle basket.

[Shasown]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I had 2 square soz for my lunch as i watched Bargain Hunt and shouted at the telly.
Tonight I will cycle 40 miles and then have a 3 fingers worth bloody mary


can someone tell me how all that will affect my heart?

Doesnt Mary mind?