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Old 28-10-2010, 11:55 AM #1
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Share your crappy jokes here.

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What did the sea say to the penguin?

Nothing it just waved!
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Lol! These are good, keep 'em coming!

Why did the 2 penguins jump when they first met?

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Because they were trying to break the ice!
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I don't even get half these jokes in here
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Really lol? They are all just puns usually.
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lmao, I love crap jokes
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I feel so stupid. Aren't they supposed to be real easy to understand aswell?



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Really lol? They are all just puns usually.
Bitch please, asif you think I know what puns means.
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Bitch please, asif you think I know what puns means.
Erm..yeah, kind of
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Bitch please, asif you think I know what puns means.
They are supposed to be easy to understand lol and a pun is a play on words. We had to talk about it in english once - so boring
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They must be so **** they don't make sense or something. But I never get jokes anyway You always have to think hard about them and I fail at that.

Oh right. It still confuses me though.
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