[Maia]

The place to read all about what's going on in the TiBB Big Brother House and the highlights and summaries of each day.

Today Is: Day 28 (The Final Day)

Launch Date: 07/09/2011
Finale Date: 04/10/2011

Current Task: None

Previous Tasks:
Music Lottery (Day 5)
Showtime (Day 7/8)
Charities (Day 10/11)
Feed The Dog! (Day 15/16)
Portraits (Day 19/20)
Moment of Silence (Day 22)
Master Chef (Day 23)
Temptation Boxes (Day 25)
Campaigns (Day 27/28)

Up for 1st Eviction (Day 4): Joe. vs. Locke. vs. Novo vs. Patrick
1st Evictee (Day 6): Novo

Up for 2nd Eviction (Day 8): Joe. vs. Niall
2nd Evictee (Day 9): Niall

Up for 3rd & 4th Eviction (Day 11): Black Dagger vs. Callum vs. 'Conor vs. Locke. vs. Patrick vs. Shaun vs. ukturtle
3rd Evictee (Day 12): Callum
4th Evictee (Day 12): 'Conor

Up for 5th & 6th Eviction (Day 13): InOne vs. Joe. vs. Locke. vs. Patrick
5th Evictee (Day 14): Joe.
6th Evictee (Day 14): Patrick

Up for 7th & 8th Eviction (Day 17): *Kate* vs. Doogle vs. Firewire vs. InOne vs. ukturtle
7th Evictee (Day 18): Doogle
8th Evictee (Day 18): Firewire

Up for 9th Eviction (Day 20): CharlieO vs. Locke.
9th Evictee (Day 21): CharlieO

Up for 10th Eviction (Day 23): Locke. vs. ukturtle
10th Evictee (Day 24): ukturtle

Up for 11th Eviction (Day 24): *Kate* vs. Black Dagger vs. InOne vs. Locke. vs. Ryan. vs. Shaun
11th Evictee (Day 26): Ryan.

Final 5 (Day 26): *Kate* vs. Black Dagger vs. InOne vs. Locke. vs. Shaun

5th Place (Day 28): Black Dagger
4th Place (Day 28): InOne
3rd Place (Day 28): *Kate*
Runner-Up (Day 28): Shaun
Winner (Day 28): Locke.

Day 1 Summary:

16 housemates entered the house. They were faced with a surprise launch night twist in which they had to either choose 2 current housemates to be replaced by 2 new housemates, or to keep the current housemates as they were. The housemates chose to swap jarroddaniel1 and Niamh, who were then removed and replaced by Joe and Niall.

Day 2 Summary:

*Kate* considered leaving the house but her other housemates persuaded her to stay. Big Brother gave housemates a mini-task involving naming as many European flags as they could. Novo won this task. The diary room opened for business and saw many housemates entering to have a chat with Big Brother. Doogle attempted to make a spaghetti bolognaise for his fellow housemates.

Day 3 Summary:

The housemates enjoyed day 3 socialising and chatting about Hollyoaks Later and the Big Brother Launch. There were diary room sessions in which several housemates got a chance to have a chat with Big Brother in the diary room. The housemates were allowed to watch the Big Brother Launch on the plasma screen TV.

Day 4 Summary:

Housemates nominated for the first time. Locke received a nomination ban for attempting to influence another housemate's nominations. The housemates facing the first eviction were Joe, Locke, Novo and Patrick.

Day 5 Summary:

The first shopping task took place - Music Lottery. Housemates all tried naming as many songs as they could hoping they could accurately guess one or more of the 5 songs Big Brother was thinking of. The only housemates who were able to guess accurately were *Kate* and Locke, who both received immunity from the next set of nominations. As only 3 out of 5 songs were guessed, housemates failed this task.

Day 6 Summary:

In the early hours of Day 6, the "Jungle Cats" Locke, Novo and Patrick had a chat with Big Brother in the diary room. Shaun used a spatula in the kitchen to do indecent things to himself. At 1:52pm, DrunkerThanMoses became the first housemate to walk from the Big Brother house. At 5:30pm a fight broke out between Joe and Patrick whilst Doogle, Firewire and Niall were flaunting it. This lasted for 2 hours. At 8pm, the first eviction of the series took place and it saw Novo becoming the first evictee with 20% of the vote to save. Soon after Novo's eviction, DrunkerThanMoses's replacement was announced - Niamh. Joe received a ban from nominating as punishment for his rulebreaking.

Day 7 Summary:

At 12pm, Eoin decided he wanted to leave the house. He officially walked at 1pm. His replacement entered 40 minutes later - ukturtle. At 4:10pm, housemates were given their 2nd task - Showtime. They all thought of ideas for it apart from Joe who refused to take part. Shaun came up with a script for all the housemates to rehearse.

Day 8 Summary:

All housemates nominated for the second time except for Joe who was banned, Niamh & ukturtle who were exempt, and Locke who technically nominated for the first time. Later on they gave a performance for their Showtime task. Despite a few mistakes and absences, housemates passed this task. The results of the nominations were also revealed - Joe and Niall were up for the 2nd eviction.

Day 9 Summary:

ukturtle was harassed by the older ladies in the house, and in response to this he hid their bra's and menopause tablets.
At 8pm the 2nd eviction of the series took place and it saw Niall being evicted with 42.86% of the vote to save.

Day 10 Summary:

The morning started beautifully when ukturtle, Black Dagger and Kate awoke and performed a rendition of 'Good Morning, Good Morning' to the housemates and Big Brother. 'Poo-gate' started when the house toilet was clogged, and suspicion was cast towards Niamh. Later on in the day Kate and Niamh discovered that ukturtle was wearing their bras and with the help of Black Dagger chased him and tied him up.

Housemates were given their 3rd task - Charities. They were split into 2 teams and both teams had to create a charity. The charities were Tibetan 3 Legged Donkey Trust and TiBB Proper Homepage Society.

Day 11 Summary:

After a slow morning the housemates finally got out of bed. Locke and ukturtle played a prank on Kate and shaved off her eyebrows. Patrick and Joe had yet another spat, this time over eyeliner after ukturtle jokingly said that Patrick had taken Kate's. This led Joe to quip about Patrick being gay, which in turn started a debate between half of the house about stereotypes. Later in the evening Shaun threatened to walk if anyone played N-Dubz in the house. During dinner a row broke out when Ryan refused to eat Niamh's roast beef dinner she had prepared which resulted in her launching it at the wall.

The Charities task finished with the Tibetan 3 Legged Donkey Trust raising £38,542.51 and passing the task, whilst the members of the TiBB Proper Homepage Society - Black Dagger, Callum, Conor, Locke, Patrick, Shaun and ukturtle, only raised £29,948, failed the task, and were automatically put up for a double eviction.

Day 12 Summary:

The 3rd & 4th evictions took place at 8:30PM. Callum became the 3rd evictee with 3.23% of the vote to save, followed by 'Conor becoming the 4th evictee with 6.45% of the vote to save.

Day 13 Summary:

Housemates nominated for the third time. The housemates facing the 5th and 6th eviction were InOne, Joe, Locke and Patrick.

Day 14 Summary:

Most of the day was spent discussing who would be evicted this time around, with Patrick convinced he would stay. Locke stole and hid the Diary Room door button much to ukturtle's distress, which then made him hide most of the food from the housemates. Talk of sexuality and gay marriage occured in which Black Dagger discovered ukturtle was on the same team as him. Kate and Niamh wrote eviction poems for the possible evictees.

ukturtle and Niamh bonded and named themselves Ninji, ukturtle tried to rename Dicky and Dolly as Kagger, but to no avail. The housemates got very creative this afternoon, Ninji made musical instruments from household objects etc in the garden, one of which they declared to be a cross between a flute and a didgeridoo, but which more resembled a giant penis reaching towards the sky!! Kate and Niamh wrote poems, and moved their housemates to tears with sheer emotion.

The 5th & 6th evictions took place at 8pm, resulting in Joe becoming the 5th evictee with 9.1% of the vote to save, and Patrick becoming the 6th evictee with 13.6% of the vote to save. During their eviction interviews, a fight broke out between Joe and Patrick, however this was quickly resolved by the security guards.

Day 15 Summary:

Due to boredom while all the housemates were asleep at 5am, ukturtle made animals from the females' tampons (not used ones). At 6am, Big Brother demanded all housemates performed a dance routine to entertain him, however all the housemates ignored him. During the afternoon Niamh, Kate and Black Dagger played a game of 20 questions. Later in the day housemates spoke about nominations with ukturtle revealing who he had nominated last time knowing that Big Brother would punish him. Kate also revealed who she nominated, however Niamh, Shaun and Locke seemed hesitant to get into trouble. The talk then turned to the final and speculation of who would be in it. The group were split as to who they thought would make it. Meanwhile Firewire and Doogle were nowhere to be seen.

Housemates were given their 4th task, Feed The Dog. Whenever a picture of Piddles the dog was posted into the house, housemates had to post a picture of Piddles' favourite treat in order to win points. The top 2 housemates with the most points will win immunity from the next eviction. As punishment for discussing nominations, Kate and ukturtle were disqualified from this task and were automatically put up for the next eviction.

Day 16 Summary:

The battle for immunity continued throughout the night; Locke, Niamh, Ryan and Black Dagger were in serious contention for it. With only two immunities up for grabs they were tested on their endurance and response. In the early hours of the day Locke, ukturtle and InOne discussed the looming nominations/eviction and reminisced over past housemates. Kate later joined them and talks of an eight-way eviction battle surfaced as curiosity over the next nominations and eviction grew.

The Piddles task came to an end with several bonus rounds thrown in. There were housemates frustrated with Niamh's proficiency and in a surprise last-ditch attempt, Black Dagger overtook her, with Locke winning.

The diary room became open to anyone at any time with a password sent to all housemates. Doogle, Black_Dagger and Shaun occupied it for half an hour whilst they each nominated privately, and discussed how Firewire had stolen all of *Kate*'s filo pastry, before sleeping for 23 hours.

After threats to walk, Niamh was offered a third immunity place but has yet to reply to the offer. Locke suspects this, and Black Dagger's later request to walk, are all part of a task and both of them are not serious, however.

During the task many derogatory comments about Niamh were made, likening her to Piddles and a cougar. Shaun dissed Bristol and ukturtle agreed that it was quite a mess, and resolved to travel the world. A horrific amount of markies were littered around the house by impatient and trigger-happy housemates, and remain to be cleaned. Piddles sadly suffered a fatal haemmhorage at 11pm, and the show now faces investigations of animal cruelty. The housemates continue to segregate Firewire, who has barricaded himself in the gazebo. Topics of conversation included dongles, University, potential walking, burnt hedgehogs and nominations.

Nominations took place.

Day 17 Summary:

Housemates were left in confusion after Niamh and Black Dagger decided they wanted to walk from the house, despite winning immunity with Locke for the next eviction. They were not sure if they were being serious or just having a a little tantrum in the heat of the moment. ukturtle meanwhile lay in the garden getting high watching the stars and reflected upon his recent rule break that automatically put him and Kate up for eviction. Shaun decided to collect the pubes in the shower plug as a souvenir of his time in the house.

Niamh confirmed she had walked at 10:19am.

The nomination results were announced and facing eviction along with Kate and ukturtle was Doogle, Firewire and InOne.

Day 18 Summary:

The night started with InOne and ukturtle deciding to get drunk and high, raising a toast to their time in the house. They then discussed the perfect age to have kids and what life would be like being settled down. Firewire made a brief appearance, Kate threw a bean bag at ukturtle and InOne craved for pizza. In honour of Charlie becoming a new housemate the housemates decided to recreate characters from Charlie's angels; Black Dagger, Kate and ukturtle took on the role of his angels with ukturtle and Black Dagger looking very seductive in their tight costumes, however Kate couldn't hide the camel toe from sight much to Locke's disgust.

At 7:30pm the 7th & 8th evictions took place with Doogle becoming the 7th evictee with 4.8% of the vote to save and Firewire becoming the 8th evictee with 9.5% of the vote to save.

Day 19 Summary:

At 12:25pm, housemates were given their 5th task - Portraits. For this task, each housemate had to pair up someone else and decide whether they would be a Portrait Artist or the person being portrayed.

Kate decided she wanted to be portrayed and paired up with Ryan who was going to be her portrait artist, Black Dagger decided to be portrayed and paired up with ukturtle who was going to be his portrait artist. The remaining 4 housemates all were unsure about their roles, with most of them wanting to be portrayed.

ukturtle nearly had a nervous breakdown trying to draw Black Dagger; a few choice words were more than muttered as he attempted to do the drawing some justice. The rest of the group however were somewhat lacking in their speed to complete the task.

Day 20 Summary:

The house was very quiet this morning, Kate was seen wandering around looking everywhere for her fellow housemates, and pondering whether they had been abducted for alien experimentation, then concluding that "Nah, if you were an alien, would you really pick this selection of reprobates No!"

Lunchtime arrived and people began to show up. InOne stumbled in, looking somewhat the worse for wear and made himself a strong coffee. ukturtle and Black Dagger both seemed very perky, they were confident they would prevail in the task and win the much coveted immunity. Kate and Ryan however were sure they could give them a run for their money. InOne chose to portray new housemate Charlie, with very little to go on other than "I have brown hair and I don't like anything." Locke and Shaun were paired up by process of elimination, and Locke produced a very funny effort that made Kate laugh till she almost peed.

The housemates portraits for the task were revealed as were the judges scores who gave Ryan & Kate the highest score, giving them immunity from the next eviction.

The 5th round of nominations took place. The housemates who received the most nominations were CharlieO and Locke.

Day 21 Summary:

At 8:30PM the 9th eviction took place - CharlieO vs. Locke. The 9th evictee was CharlieO.

Day 22 Summary:

ukturtle decided to catch some rays on his pasty white skin in the garden due to the El Nino that had arrived. The rest of the house seemed to be somewhat lacking in enthusiasm and have refused to get up from bed.

Housemates were given their 6th task - Moment of Silence. Contrary to the name, it involved them speaking as much as possible to gain points. The housemate who received the most points would be immune from the next round of nominations. However, posting during the selected "moments of silence" that Big Brother planted across the day would deduct points from a housemate's total score.

The task ended at 11pm. The results revealed that Kate scored the highest amount of points and won immunity, whilst it was also revealed that the selected moments of silence were all trampled on by housemates resulting in them failing the task and having a gang of gorillas enter the house to torment them.

Day 23 Summary:

ukturtle awoke with a jolt after having a nightmare. InOne, who was still up, and ukturtle then discussed smoking. Kate was awake early this morning so decided to fill ukturtle's shoes with cornflakes and draw a moustache on him with her eyeliner. ukturtle rather liked the tash, and happily poured milk into the shoes and had breakfast. Then they both sang some songs to wake their housemates.

Later housemates all got busy in the kitchen for their 7th task - Master Chef. Black Dagger made a dish including beef and ice cream, Kate made a pizza with 7 different toppings to represent the 7 housemates, InOne made a rustic Italian feta cheese & salad sandwich with avacado fries, Ryan made "Ring Sting", a dish predominantly made out of buttox, Shaun made Dildo à l'orange...and ukturtle made "Smörgåsbord of Smutty Sin", a dessert with a variety of ingredients.

After all the housemates nominated in the diary room, Big Brother then announced that a round of Live Nominations would take place, with all housemates nominating exactly how they did in the diary room in front of eachother. Locke and ukturtle received the most nominations and ended up facing the 10th eviction.

Big Brother chose a winner from the Master Chef task - InOne for his Italian sandwich and avacado fries. His reward wasn't yet announced at this point.

Day 24 Summary:

Locke and ukturtle mulled over the nominations and, what would be for one of them, their last night in the house. They were tempted to discuss previous nominations but were warned against it by Big Brother, which resulted in ukturtle stuffing one of Ryan's socks in his mouth. Locke then contemplated on who he thought would be a deserving winner of the game.

InOne spent the early hours of the morning trying to guess what his reward could be for winning the MasterChef task, hoping it would bring him some evil power over the housemates. The reward he did win was a gold trophy and a 1 year membership card to the TiBB Restaurant.

During the day the sun was out and this had an effect on most of the housemates as they decided to be mischievous for the day including Shaun sniffing ukturtle's underwear that he was wearing.

At 7:30PM the 10th Eviction took place. It saw ukturtle being evicted with 45.2% of the vote to save. Immediately after, the voting opened for who the public wanted to win.

Day 25 Summary:

The housemates mourned the loss of the great ukturtle and talk of tactics throughout the game emerged. Kate in particular was devastated and almost left but was convinced by InOne and Ryan to stay, Shaun decided to get drunk to deal with the pain and Locke looked towards those left in the game that had got through on an easy ride. The topic of conversation then turned to alcohol and Locke's special Skittles Vodka which seemed to impress Kate highly. Shaun was by this time hammered and proceeded to find that spatula from Day 6.

Housemates were set a task called Temptation Boxes whereby they each picked a box at random for the chance to win a mystery prize if they followed the challenge set in each box. Everyone chose their boxes, Locke was last to do so therefore he received box 1 by process of elimination. Housemates felt this was appropriate as Locke is front runner with BenjiBet.

Day 26 Summary:

Shaun had a very hectic day, popping in and out constantly. Black Dagger expressed his admiration for Pixie Lott and Big Brother was impressed. InOne was delighted with new houseguest Chuck and the pair bonded over a late night chat. Ryan requested Ben and Jerrys icecream for all the housemates and BB kindly agreed as it is on offer in Tescos for €2.22 atm. Bargain! Kate pined for Benji, and felt a bit lost without him. Later Kate and InOne indulged in a glass of Locke's famous Skittles vodka and Kate almost choked on an orange skittle. Fortunately InOne saved her with the kiss of life, which both enjoyed a little too much! Saucy!

Later on in the day, Big Brother revealed the results of the Temptation Boxes task. All housemates, apart from Locke who was trapped in the garden and didn't know how to get back into the house, had given into the temptation of winning 5 votes to win from doing the challenges set in the boxes. Because of this, they only received 1 vote to win each.

At 7:15pm, the 11th eviction took place. Ryan was announced as the 11th housemate to be evicted with 6.6% of the vote to win. The remaining 5 housemates, *Kate*, Black Dagger, InOne, Locke. and Shaun all celebrated making the final in style.

Day 27 Summary:

Housemates were rather quiet for their penultimate day in the house. Shaun made a long speech to all his other housemates bursting into tears over the events of the past 27 days.

The 9th and final task was given to housemates at 5pm. For this task, they had to choose another housemate to campaign a win for, and then write a speech for their chosen housemate. Kate chose to campaign & write a speech for Black Dagger and vice versa. Locke chose to campaign for Shaun, whilst by the process of elimination, InOne had to campaign for Locke and Shaun had to campaign for InOne.

Day 28 Summary:

For the final day in the house, everyone spent most of the day chilling out, and anticipating tonight's final, where they would one by one be released back into the real world. InOne plans to order a giant pizza and have some beers with his mates, Shaun plans a sausage fest/orgy in his new home , Black Dagger has announced he intends to make an honest woman of Pixie Lott, Locke has been given a season ticket for Liverpool FC and has been invited to Steven Gerrards house for tea, and Kate plans to put her feet up with a good book and a glass of wine and relax.

6:45PM - Housemates are all glammed up to the nines, and seated in the lounge awaiting the evenings festivities.

[Maia]

Summaries are a work in progress. Everyone feel free to help add more information and I'll update the OP

[Niamh.]

will I sticky this Mollie?

[Maia]

That'd be great Niamh

[Locke.]

Day 28:

Locke wins.

[Kate!]

Day 28. Locke wakes up just in time to hear that Black Dagger has won Tibb BB3!

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Locke.

Day 28:

Locke wins.

[Jake.]

Ill be interesting to see whos up, but I can already kind of guess

['Conor]

i like it

[Benjamin]

Day 9: ukturtle was harassed by the older ladies in the house, and in response to this he hid their bra's and menopause tablets.

[Benjamin]

What % was Nialls eviction?

[Maia]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

What % was Nialls eviction?

42.86% to save.

[Kate!]

Day 9. Kate felt mischievous and informed BB in a diary room chat that she was going to behave out of character and call all of her housemates babe all day, to see if she could fool any of them into thinking she was on a task. Niamh and Conor fell for it! Kate confessed at midnight.

ukturtle had a severe hangover! A prank war started, ukturtle and Conor v Niamh and Kate, ukturtle hid all the girls bras in Nialls case before he left the house.

Day 10 - in the early hours of the morning BB cameras captured footage of Niall catapulting messages and gifts for Doogle and Firewire into the garden, and waving a banner that read "Dammit, Joe!" The catapults looked suspiciously like bras!

[Niamh.]

lol Kate

[Benjamin]

Day 10: The morning started beautifully when ukturtle, Black Dagger and Kate awoke and performed a rendition of 'Good Morning, Good Morning' to the housemates and Big Brother. 'Poo-gate' started when the house toilet was clogged, and suspicion was cast towards Niamh. Later on in the day Kate and Niamh discovered that ukturtle was wearing their bras and with the help of Black Dagger chased him and tied him up.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

lol Kate

Morning treacle

[Kate!]

Morning Lucas, Morning Drunkard!

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Morning treacle

Morning honeypie

[Benjamin]

This is the highlight thread, not a bloody coffee-morning for the older ladies to discuss pointless old lady talk.

[Niamh.]

lmao @Benji still thinking he's young

course you are Benji poo

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

lmao @Benji still thinking he's young

course you are Benji poo

I'm still in my 20's. You remember those days? Actually you probably don't.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I'm still in my 20's. You remember those days? Actually you probably don't.

Not for long darling .There's the same age difference between me and you as there is between me and Gav

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Not for long darling .There's the same age difference between me and you as there is between me and Gav

Luckily men age better.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Luckily men age better.

Not always

[Kate!]

Hold the Front Page

Tibb BB3 Newcomer ukturtle admits he was once a low grade porn star!!!

In a conversation with Dagger, Kate and Niamh this morning, Turtle let slip his deepest darkest most depraved secret.

Appalling!!