[Tom4784]

Best Tumblr post ever.

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*Sips some fine wine while pondering Latvian philosophy and critiquing the newest version of Madame Butterfly*

[Doogle]

Haha I love that rainy mood thing, this guy on youtube recommended it during a deadmau5 song and it sounds so good.

[Tom4784]

Deadmau5? How barbaric.

*listen's to Beethoven's 5th*

[Ramsay]

splendid

[Shaun]

-misses having a fireplace-

[Tom4784]

You don't have a fireplace?! How do you enjoy an evening's cheese and wine without one?!

[Shaun]

WHY WOULD STUDENT ACCOMMODATION HAVE A FIREPLACE DEAN?
honestly it's like my landlord went "shelves? PAH. a bath? HAHAHA NO." and then threw in the blandest most uncomfortable sofas in the world.

[Z]

pmsl this is genius -has all three open and is eating brioche-

[Tom4784]

How obscene, please tell me he at least covered the basics like an Ivory piano, a wet room and complimentary Caviar?

[Vicky.]

FFS the rain thing crashed my browser.

[Shaun]

well there's a "wet room" but I think we might be confusing what that consists of exactly.

[CharlieO]

LOVESSSS IIITTTTT.

Rainymood Its like the key to my sleep :amazed;

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Shaun

well there's a "wet room" but I think we might be confusing what that consists of exactly.

Oh my word. How does one live in such squalor?

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

FFS the rain thing crashed my browser.

Your primitive computer can't handle the classiness.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

Your primitive computer can't handle the classiness.

It appears that way. I suppose I shall just go sit in the corner with the rest of the commoners

[Shaun]

there are plus-sides:
- we only have to pay £50 for water for the whole year
- other utility bills are only every 3 months
- it came with a henry hoover. Yes, the former President of the USA.
- it's less than a 5-minute walk to the train station, middle of town and bus stop.

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Shaun

there are plus-sides:
- we only have to pay £50 for water for the whole year
- other utility bills are only every 3 months
- it came with a henry hoover. Yes, the former President of the USA.
- it's less than a 5-minute walk to the train station, middle of town and bus stop.

But what of the cheese and wine?

[Shaun]

we've got cheese in the fridge, but we had to get that ourselves and the wine never lasts the night we buy it...

[Tom4784]

*hosts a Charity Banquet for you.*

World Hunger and Aids can wait, we have students in need of haute cuisine!

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Shaun

well there's a "wet room" but I think we might be confusing what that consists of exactly.

Wet rooms are posh

My mum has one in her loft conversion (she also has a conservatory ) and its just a full room where water comes from the ceiling instead of a shower head. But what noone realised when they designed it was that you can't have your towel in the wet room with you, you have to leave it outside which is effectively at the top of a slight of stairs so you have to open the door stark bollock naked and its usually freezing. I bet that wouldn't be any good in student accomodation

She used to have a fireplace as well (not in the wet room) until her old dog went a bit too close and set her tail on fire

[Shaun]

I was making a joke about a room being very 'wet'

[Smithy]

rofl

[GypsyGoth]

Loved it

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I was making a joke about a room being very 'wet'

Couldn't possibly know what you mean, you may have to spell this joke out

[Shaun]

Actually there may be some truth in it - one of last year's tenants came around to pick up old post and he told us about who lived in whose room last year... apparently the guy in my room was a manslag. And to think during the inventory check the woman told me my mattress was stained