[Crimson Dynamo]

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About Steven

Steven is passionate about being successful (as opposed to be passionate about failure) and is a believer in always trying to outdo his rivals (utter BS what rivals?). He set up his first business in 2010 (BS its a family biz that he fell into), going in to direct competition in his parents (yes selling blinds, his family aslo sell blinds so er no competition at all) – and now, after turning over his first million in 2010 (BS no evidence of this and if his costs were £1 million then he is worth zero), his parents and brothers now work for him (what does this even mean, they have a family firm).

He now aims to become Prime Minister (what the hell BS does this even mean?), and would choose money over love because ‘money hurts and affects you less’ (yes as we can see love means nothing to him....): ‘I’ve been in love with someone with money, now I would rather have money.’ (or i will become obsessed with love and the first girl that comes along next)

His last relationship was complicated as he found out the woman he was dating was married (so cheated on), but he is looking for love(hang on what about money?) and says that if he meets someone and he likes them, he will go for it. (so the above paragraph about money is what exactly?)

Steven says his friends would describe him as funny (zero evidence of this so far), easy going (until nominated) and very outgoing (zero evidence) and caring (controlling). His best personality trait is his generosity: ‘I am extremely generous, spend stupid amounts of money and I’m always the first one at the bar to buy people drinks’. (ie a mug)

His worst trait is that he can be controlling: ‘I like to control the situation and make sure I come out good and that I am getting the best of everything’.


Steven has a huge phobia of rats, and he says if he sees one ‘my bowel would probably drop out of my arse!’ (coward)

He thinks he will be the centre of attention in the house: ‘Put it like this I don’t think I’d be boring (wrong). I have always been the centre of attention and I would have to make sure that everyone knew this’. (imagine even admitting this to anyone?)

When asked if he thinks he will win Big Brother, Steven said: ‘Historically people who are gobby and stubborn, they don’t win, but I would like to think I could win’.(delusion)