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I was dumped by my ex a few days ago . I found out yesterday she is already seeing someone . She's left me for a woman . I know I'm not beautiful but the person she has left me for looks like a cross of heather trott and a pig .
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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..just remember Jack that she 'dumped' you because you don't look like a cross between Heather Trott and a pig..and you'll find someone who truly appreciates you...
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My advice, from someone who has been dumped a fair few times (no surprise I know) slap on some smiths, Get a bit angry and get a punch bag. It's a good release for all that tension and you can imagine its pig woman too. Last edited by Kyle; 31-08-2013 at 07:34 AM. |
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Lezzers gon lez.
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Mmm well... Plenty more fish and all that...
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I think it's his ex's love of fish that got him into this mess. You didn't need to go there Annie.
Last edited by Jesus.; 31-08-2013 at 07:52 AM. |
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LOL....ok plenty more pebbles on the beach (still slightly fish themed but not quite so blatant)
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Last edited by AnnieK; 31-08-2013 at 07:54 AM. |
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Do you think you turned her lesbian?
Last edited by daniel-lewis-1985; 31-08-2013 at 08:59 AM. |
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Rock lobster
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She still sounds fairly bi to me.
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Time to buy a big bag of maltesers and listen to some
Ream - Things Can Only Get Better on repeat.You will feel much better in no time at all. |
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Hands off my Brick!
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Sod orf
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Stay single son
It's the future |
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