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Old 31-08-2013, 02:10 AM #1
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I was dumped by my ex a few days ago . I found out yesterday she is already seeing someone . She's left me for a woman . I know I'm not beautiful but the person she has left me for looks like a cross of heather trott and a pig .
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heather trott always came off as someone who looks like she's crazy in the sack though
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..just remember Jack that she 'dumped' you because you don't look like a cross between Heather Trott and a pig..and you'll find someone who truly appreciates you...
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I was dumped by my ex a few days ago . I found out yesterday she is already seeing someone . She's left me for a woman . I know I'm not beautiful but the person she has left me for looks like a cross of heather trott and a pig .
Look at it this way, if she did something like that to you then your better off away from her now rather than if you have a commitment like a kid or marriage etc.


My advice, from someone who has been dumped a fair few times (no surprise I know) slap on some smiths, Get a bit angry and get a punch bag. It's a good release for all that tension and you can imagine its pig woman too.

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Mmm well... Plenty more fish and all that...
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I think it's his ex's love of fish that got him into this mess. You didn't need to go there Annie.

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LOL....ok plenty more pebbles on the beach (still slightly fish themed but not quite so blatant)
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Exactly, she's got the edge
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Well she was bi when I met her . Don't know what the **** she is now tbh
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Time to buy a big bag of maltesers and listen to some Ream - Things Can Only Get Better on repeat.

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