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have a dick made out of jelly (that is completely unusable for the sex) 4 30.77%
have a dick made out of jelly (that is completely unusable for the sex)
4 30.77%
eat a bowl full of jelly made from human dicks. With chunks of dick inside. 9 69.23%
eat a bowl full of jelly made from human dicks. With chunks of dick inside.
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Old 20-08-2015, 12:30 AM #1
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I went for the bottom one as at least it would be Jelly lol.
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well obviously the dick jelly would not be yummy or erect however the jelly dick would be tasty
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The former is of course also a more practical problem in that you have to shove a mound of jelly into your underwear and jeans every day, and peeing through it would be rather messy.
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whats the lesbian option?
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I'd have a vagina.
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I'd like to keep my vagina
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And I thought it was only in Scotland where you were likely to find a vagina stuffed full of McDonald's.
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The former is of course also a more practical problem in that you have to shove a mound of jelly into your underwear and jeans every day, and peeing through it would be rather messy.

Oh i didn't know that it'll be your own dick, I thought it'd just be like a giant jelly sculpture of a dick
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