[Will.]

I was perching the local takeaway shop up north (kebabs, chicken, pizza, etc.) and they seem to have so much more choice compared to the ones down in London.

For example they did mozzarella sticks, never seen a kebab shop down here sell them. And like chips cheese and beans, never come across that down hear.

My local kebab shop doesn't even do cheesy chips so order from somewhere a few miles away.

[Crimson Dynamo]

will


stop eating

[Denver]

Takeaways are not the best way to lose weight

[UserSince2005]

Diet carrying on straight into 2017

[Firewire]

You get a lot more choice in Scottish takeaways

Last time I was in London I couldn't get what I wanted

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Fireplace

You get a lot more choice in Scottish takeaways

Last time I was in London I couldn't get what I wanted

We don't eat deep fried mars bars down here

[Jarrod]

scandal.

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by Christmas Sherry

We don't eat deep fried mars bars down here

And I've never been to a place that serves them

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Fireplace

And I've never been to a place that serves them

+1

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Fireplace

And I've never been to a place that serves them

Originally Posted by Make Christmas Great Again

+1

The denial

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Fireplace

And I've never been to a place that serves them

Originally Posted by Make Christmas Great Again

+1

+2

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Fireplace

And I've never been to a place that serves them

Originally Posted by Make Christmas Great Again

+1

Originally Posted by ~HO~HO~HO~

+2

+3

I'm not Scottish, I just like to feel involved

[Cherie]

what kind of non stereotypical takeaways are you Scottish people frequenting

[MTVN]

That's because Northerners live off takeaways so they need a bit of variety

[smudgie]

Don't forget to give the Parmo a mention.

[LaLaLand]

My village kebab shop's menu is like 5 pages seriously, so much choice and all delicious.

Mozzarella sticks with garlic mayo... amazing.

[Calderyon]

But... the diet? What happened?

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by MTVN

That's because Northerners live off takeaways so they need a bit of variety

Scalding hot tea

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Christmas Deeryon

But... the diet? What happened?

Northern Holidays ...lots of variety..hard to resist

[LaLaLand]

Originally Posted by MTVN

That's because Londoners live off takeaways so they need a bit of variety

Fixed.

I thought we Northerners were quite bad for takeaways until I went to London.

Nobody cooks.

Ever.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Jonnii

Fixed.

I thought we Northerners were quite bad for takeaways until I went to London.

Nobody cooks.

Ever.

You haven't been to mine

[Black Dagger]

I will have you know we only have takeaway once every two months in this household, Matthew, you cheeky bastard.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by MTVN

That's because Northerners live off takeaways so they need a bit of variety

And as a Northerner I can laugh at that, because I know there's no malice.

You're an hilarious guy MTVN, stay Gold my friend.

[Northern Monkey]

Yeah they are pretty good.
I have had a battered Mars bar.Could only eat half.So sickly.Think it took a year off my life.

[Withano]

I used to love living up north cos they always asked for £7/8 minimum for free delivery, so obviously youd get one kebab and one small pizza. Down south they ask for like £10-12 so now i need friends. Sometimes I can make it work with an xl kebab, a kids meal, a small pizza (for breakfast the day after) and a drink, but usually have to wait for a friend.