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Old 16-07-2018, 04:18 PM #1
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People say its lucky!!

How is it lucky when you are off out with a nice pair of white dress shorts on and thwack...a massive runny brown, yellow and white stinking mess down the full legnth of them...i had to walk back a mile to change...how the hell is that lucky.
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Yes AHHHHH me and my friend on the yard in like first year of high school right before our Christmas play

What a howl.
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Yes AHHHHH me and my friend on the yard in like first year of high school right before our Christmas play

What a howl.
Fowl more like...
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on his shoulder, i was putting my empty box (of which i had finished eating tho chips out of) in the bin and when i got back he was covered in ****e. hilarious
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Half the ****ing street.
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on his shoulder, i was putting my empty box (of which i had finished eating tho chips out of) in the bin and when i got back he was covered in ****e. hilarious
It's a Good thing you finished those chips before that Incident
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It's a Good thing you finished those chips before that Incident
He might have thought it was a nice holondaise dip.
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It's a Good thing you finished those chips before that Incident
that’s actually a point. i feel like i should add that he was also finished his chips as well
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Nope thankfully. JUST missed me once & they've gotten my car I believe only once before. So I'm pretty lucky. Or unlucky since it brings good luck?
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Nope thankfully. JUST missed me once & they've gotten my car I believe only once before. So I'm pretty lucky. Or unlucky since it brings good luck?
everyone’s had their car ****ed on before
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Yes? It's not that big of a deal. I think it happened once by a wild bird... We had a trained Cockatiel that used to do it sometimes to people if we weren't careful. It's not like a bird can be potty trained...
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Yes? It's not that big of a deal. I think it happened once by a wild bird... We had a trained Cockatiel that used to do it sometimes to people if we weren't careful. It's not like a bird can be potty trained...
You trained a cockatiel to poo on visitors..
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