[Ant.]

RileyH

-#glasses
-twunk
-writes fanfic

Marsh

-spits fire
-has a wide pelvis
-would pay him to be burnt alive by his sexy mouth

Adam/WickedSkengMan

-perpetually #scalped
-Edgy™
-dead inside

Strictly Jake

-DANCE
-Here for a good time
-has hips and he aint afraid to use em!

Redway

-gives out medical advice
-always leaves his tail exposed when working
-mmm scaly doctor hands on my patient body

JerseyWins and Jason (Jason is Peach!)

-jersey: h-
jason: REEEEEEEEE
-Jason flings Jersey back to America when he steps foot in England
-their drama makes my head spin (in a good way)

Moniqua and Milja (Milja is Bowser Jr.!)

-not clones surprisingly
-"HOW DARE YOU HURT MILJA"
-Bowser Jr says mama peach. Milja sounds like milf (mama id like to ****). it's subtext

Morgan

-I only picked this because he kinda looks like josh dun or smth
-would **** his idol(s)
-a top disguised as a bottom

Kate

-a legend
-totally not typecasting her as this because she's a woman
-broke the internet upon her return

SherzyK

-please crush me

Cal and Daniel-X (Ca is Bowser)

-IM SCared to nclude them
-looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you
-"cool!"

Montblanc (as both Bowsers)

-i like to think all americans look like this
-respectful and loved!!!
-can't tie his own tie

LukeB

-on holiday
-doesnt get angry but if he does it he aims his fire away from other ppl!!! doesnt hurt ppls feelings. good
-green fetish?

Mitchell

-orange
-even when he tries to be angry hes just cute
-needs to clean his horns

Sullen Girl