[jet]

She says that women who feel pain in childbirth are dicks and wimps. My wife was in freaking agony, and I've never heard of a pain free birth from any woman. What size of an opening has that women? It must be as as large as the channel tunnel.

[Bedouin]

What on earth??
Weird woman

[the truth]

Originally Posted by jet

She says that women who feel pain in childbirth are dicks and wimps. My wife was in freaking agony, and I've never heard of a pain free birth from any woman. What size of an opening has that women? It must be as as large as the channel tunnel.

this was the best thing helen has ever said, because it was honest from her experience. thats not to say all pregnancies are the same but fair play some women have wonderfully smooth pregnancies yet milk the hell out of pregnancy all their lives.

[Jase.]

It was amusing tbh and I don't even like her

[the truth]

Originally Posted by Ja$e

It was amusing tbh and I don't even like her

agreed

[jet]

Originally Posted by the truth

this was the best thing helen has ever said, because it was honest from her experience. thats not to say all pregnancies are the same but fair play some women have wonderfully smooth pregnancies yet milk the hell out of pregnancy all their lives.

It was honest from her experience? So she assumes any woman who didn't have the same experience as her and feel no pain (is that even possible?) are dicks. Her lack of empathy is astounding.

[the truth]

Originally Posted by jet

It was honest from her experience? So she assumes any woman who didn't have the same experience as her and feel no pain (is that even possible?) are dicks. Her lack of empathy is astounding.

she meant loads of women milk it, you over literal alan partridge of a man

[abhorson]

Originally Posted by the truth

she meant loads of women milk it, you over literal alan partridge of a man

That is how i read it.

Even spoken to some women who say that the third just pops out!

[Achilles]

If Kimberly ever gave birth, she would be just lay there with sunglasses on doing her nails asking "shall I open it yet or what? I'm kinda bored now"

[the truth]

Originally Posted by abhorson

That is how i read it.

Even spoken to some women who say that the third just pops out!

very rare to hear anyone be honest about the female experience. the whole feminist propoganda were endlessly fed doesnt even allow us to question some of it or laugh about it, helen said f off to that and i applaud that

[the truth]

Originally Posted by Achilles

If Kimberly ever gave birth, she would be just lay there with sunglasses on doing her nails asking "shall I open it yet or what? I'm kinda bored now"

lol i can just imagine steve with hs bulging kermit eyes would be screaming open it OPEN IT, if you loved me youd open it!!!

[jet]

Originally Posted by the truth

she meant loads of women milk it, you over literal alan partridge of a man

I'm not being over literal. She said woman who feel pain in childbirth are dicks and I can't read something else into her words than what she actually said.

Are there any women on here who had no pain with the birth of their first child in particular? I take umbrage at my wife being considered a dick for having a 20 hour very painful labour.

[jet]

Originally Posted by the truth

very rare to hear anyone be honest about the female experience. the whole feminist propoganda were endlessly fed doesnt even allow us to question some of it or laugh about it, helen said f off to that and i applaud that

Okay.

[the truth]

Originally Posted by jet

I'm not being over literal. She said woman who feel pain in childbirth are dicks and I can't read something else into her words than what she actually said.

Are there any women on here who had no pain with the birth of their first child in particular? I take umbrage at my wife being considered a dick for having a 20 hour very painful labour.

wow , what a sad reaction. whilst im sympathetic to anyone who had a hard pregnancy , this wans taimed at every couple on planet earth so get a grip...you really think shes talking about your wife? deary me

[jet]

Originally Posted by the truth

wow , what a sad reaction. whilst im sympathetic to anyone who had a hard pregnancy , this wans taimed at every couple on planet earth so get a grip...you really think shes talking about your wife? deary me

She made a broad sweeping statement about all women, and my wife and anyone else who has given birth is included in her opinion. So please stop making it personal. Do not start twisting things to include my wife in your feminist rants.

[JTM45]

She probably just spat it out like a half sucked smartie!

[Creggle]

Some of these posts are amazing.

[rubymoo]

She has no filter!

She uses words that a lot of people find offensive, but it's an everyday vocabulary for her.

Child birth is painful, but it also depends on your pain thresh hold, my husband stubs his toe and screams the house down, I stub my toe and quietly say ouch!

It doesn't make him a dick or a wimp

[user104658]

She probably had a skilled anaesthetist who carried out a perfect epidural (too little and it'll still hurt a lot, too much and the muscles stop contracting properly so you end up with a c-section).

That's literally the only explanation for there being "no pain". she probably just means that she found the pain manageable (and maybe didn't feel the need for drugs at all) whereas some experience a lot more pain. When my first was born, there was a woman in the next room screaming like she was being murdered! I've never heard anything like it. We got quite worried and asked a midwife if there had been a problem, and she said "oh no no, some people are just screamers"

[Northern Monkey]

I've been in the front seat and seen everything(and i mean everything).It does not look like a pleasant experience at all for woman.I felt proud of my misses after she did that and told her so.Certainly glad i'm not a woman.

[billy123]

LOL at the one real woman hater in the thread.

[HBB1508]

I do have to chuckle at all the guys saying how it's not painful - no sadly the man feels no pain at all if they did the human race would have died out by now!!!!

[JTM45]

Perhaps it's Helen's version of those strapping blokes who refuse to admit that tattoo's really *****ing hurt!
"It was nowt like.......ya have nee finished allredy like, i woz just getting into it"

[bots]

Originally Posted by JTM45

She probably just spat it out like a half sucked smartie!

Post of the day, I spilled my coffee

[AnnieK]

Everyone's different.....my mum had no pain when she had me....just a bit of niggly back ache and then I was here....

When I had my son, it ****ing hurt a lot, but I'm not a screamer and I didn't have any major pain relief - just gas and air - but I kind of enjoyed it...