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Old 20-01-2016, 12:39 PM #1
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The ticks must sound like Big Ben chimes.

All she wants is for a rich man to come along and pay her bills and give her free money and stop her working so she can go shopping


And have a baby by c-section and a nanny to raise it



Is this so much to ask?
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Her b/f must have been thrilled listening to her saying she'd dump for someone with cash in a heart beat
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All she wants is for a rich man to come along and pay her bills and give her free money and stop her working so she can go shopping


And have a baby by c-section and a nanny to raise it



Is this so much to ask?
I don't know about the rich side LT, but would you be willing to try and sweep her off her feet and make some little GLTs
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He'd have some job doing that
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The ticks must sound like Big Ben chimes.

All she wants is for a rich man to come along and pay her bills and give her free money and stop her working so she can go shopping


And have a baby by c-section and a nanny to raise it



Is this so much to ask?
And fill her car with petrol !!
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She'd prefer a BLT
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LT Would have to walk her to the river for a piss.
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now I am not sure if anyone can remember my latest appeals for wifes but I have wrote a poem on why I would not accecpt gemma if she was the last woman on earth,

she is a disgrace.


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I would have to tie a plank to my arse for safety
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Her biological clock is stuck ....at dinner time
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I hope it stops soon before she manages to breed.The last thing the world needs is her spawn.
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