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Old 30-04-2011, 03:56 PM #1
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im actually glad that thread got closed coz i just found something on tumblr so offensive i would probably go to hell if i posted it
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I don't know any PC jokes. :/
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im actually glad that thread got closed coz i just found something on tumblr so offensive i would probably go to hell if i posted it
LOL PM me it or put it on my page.
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im actually glad that thread got closed coz i just found something on tumblr so offensive i would probably go to hell if i posted it
I wanna see it.
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I just deleted what I had said because I don't want to be banned for two weeks. :''(
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I don't know any PC jokes. :/
Call tha repear man den!
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Yah, Scott PM'd it to me. If it's the same pic.

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The funny thing is I haven't laughed once in this thread.
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The funny thing is I haven't laughed once in this thread.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to the otherside!



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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to the otherside!



This thread is killing me.
NO WAY I WAS GONNA POST THAT JOKE THATS WEIRD.

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I don't even get this thread?
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They were very courteous, paid their tab promptly and went home at a reasonable hour.
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Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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