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Yesterday morning I was innocently standing in the shower, rejoicing about how crabs free I was, when suddenly I felt like it was very slippery beneath my feet. Perhaps it was shampoo, perhaps it was soap, perhaps a mixture or perhaps, just perhaps, there is a God and he has it out for me. Next thing I know I fell forward and smashed my face off the edge of the bath, and I now have a nasty gash on my nose that has been glued shut and I have a broken nose.

Happy Halloween everyone.