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Old 16-07-2018, 04:18 PM #1
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People say its lucky!!

How is it lucky when you are off out with a nice pair of white dress shorts on and thwack...a massive runny brown, yellow and white stinking mess down the full legnth of them...i had to walk back a mile to change...how the hell is that lucky.
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Yes AHHHHH me and my friend on the yard in like first year of high school right before our Christmas play

What a howl.
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Yes AHHHHH me and my friend on the yard in like first year of high school right before our Christmas play

What a howl.
Fowl more like...
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no but my friend has, i was with him
Where did it land?
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on his shoulder, i was putting my empty box (of which i had finished eating tho chips out of) in the bin and when i got back he was covered in ****e. hilarious
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Did anyone Witness the Bird ******** on you, Parmnion?
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Half the ****ing street.
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Nope thankfully. JUST missed me once & they've gotten my car I believe only once before. So I'm pretty lucky. Or unlucky since it brings good luck?
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Nope thankfully. JUST missed me once & they've gotten my car I believe only once before. So I'm pretty lucky. Or unlucky since it brings good luck?
everyone’s had their car ****ed on before
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Yes. Twice sksksks

Once when like I was getting picked on in Year 11 at lunch and it made me feel much more uncomfortable and fueled more bullying

The second time was when I was just in town casually with my friends drinking yazoo....my blue hair was ruined
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i got shat on on my way into an exam

i heard today it's good luck so maybe that's why i passed my exams?
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How is it lucky when you are off out with a nice pair of white dress shorts on and thwack...a massive runny brown, yellow and white stinking mess down the full legnth of them...i had to walk back a mile to change...how the hell is that lucky.
No but the girl around the Conner will wee on you for a fiver hope that helps
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Yes on holiday ,one shat on my head,had to go wash my hair quickly,lol
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BYE why did I think you meant a bird as in a woman at first
But no, neither a bird or a woman has **** on me before
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BYE why did I think you meant a bird as in a woman at first
But no, neither a bird or a woman has **** on me before
Would you like one to? For the luck!
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