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Old 25-05-2022, 10:37 AM #1
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A sheep has been sentenced to three years in jail after it was found guilty of killing a woman.

The ram was arrested by police in South Sudan earlier this month after attacking Adhieu Chaping, who later died of her injuries.

Police chief Major Elijah Mabor said: "The ram attacked by hitting her ribs and the old women died immediately. So this is what happened in Rumbek East in a place called Akuel Yoi.

"Our role as police is to provide safety and separate fights. The ram was apprehended and currently under custody at a Police Station of Maleng Agok Payam."

Major Mabor also explained why the ram has been punished for the crime rather than its owner.

He said: "The owner is innocent and the ram is the one who perpetrated the crime so it deserves to be arrested then later on the case shall be forwarded to customary court where the case can be handled amicably."

The animal will now spend the next three years in a military camp in Aduel County headquarters in Sudan's Lakes State.


He was sheepish so got a reduced sentence I guess
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That lady's family should sue him, they'd fleece him
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I don't believe it was South Sudan I reckon it was Wales. You can't pull the wool over my eyes Cherie
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I don't believe it was South Sudan I reckon it was Wales.
It's possible, sheep do have marital rights in Wales, so maybe they have jail equality.
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Heard it was a case of mistaken identity. Apparently it was mutton dressed as lamb.
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Heard it was a case of mistaken identity. Apparently it was mutton dressed as lamb.
Would have been funnier if you said "wolf in sheep's clothing"
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Would have been funnier if you said "wolf in sheep's clothing"

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No doubt someone grassed the sheep up?
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It was original a death sentence but they did a ewe-turn ..


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the seriousness of his situation will have been rammed home now
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Can you all stop misgendering this poor ram.
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